Eighty-Year-Old Comedian Marty Ross Tells Funny Stories About His Age - America's Got Talent 2020

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  • Marty Ross tells some funny stories about being an 80-year-old and finishes off his set with some naughty jokes!
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Комментарии • 797

  • @ashleyc.230
    @ashleyc.230 4 года назад +1938

    Simon picked the wrong time to take a sip of his water. 😂

  • @ci_ds
    @ci_ds 4 года назад +3316

    Oh man, the peanut joke was priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SamirAhujaGamer
      @SamirAhujaGamer 4 года назад +36

      I didn't get that one, could you please explain it?

    • @tharun2639
      @tharun2639 4 года назад +14

      Same bro explain it

    • @jek4912
      @jek4912 4 года назад +17

      I know, pure gold! 🤣🤣

    • @kylerutherford
      @kylerutherford 4 года назад +18

      Samir Ahuja so what does peanut sound like?

    • @Rare3reed
      @Rare3reed 4 года назад +54

      Simon almost chocked 😭😂😂

  • @-D-W
    @-D-W 4 года назад +1573

    After the joke of the first 20 seconds, I thought this guy was doomed! But after that initial joke was out of the way, he caught fire and had me in stitches for the remainder of his act!!! The 'peanut' allergy joke was PURE GOLD!!!!

    • @glowworm2
      @glowworm2 4 года назад +46

      Yeah, the first joke was cute but not really laugh worthy, but afterwards, all of the jokes were hilarious--especially the peanut allergy one.

    • @californiagold3857
      @californiagold3857 4 года назад +8

      DW, my sentiments exactly.

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 4 года назад +19

      I was like, I hope they don't buzz him after the first joke, was so happy they allowed him to continue.

    • @moll5ymac
      @moll5ymac 4 года назад +4

      ME TOO

    • @veganvocalist4782
      @veganvocalist4782 4 года назад +1

      Jorel Byssainthe Same 😄

  • @foreverPriscilla
    @foreverPriscilla 4 года назад +855

    “the only reason i’m here is i had to get a night pass from the front desk” took me out 😂😂

    • @SteveC619
      @SteveC619 4 года назад +3

      I worked in a nursing home for 15 years, that was right up my alley.

    • @dannymaxx946
      @dannymaxx946 4 года назад

      I didn’t get the joke :(

    • @SteveC619
      @SteveC619 4 года назад +3

      @@dannymaxx946 nursing home residents are not allowed to leave the facility unless they sign themselves out or someone else signs them out.

  • @IslandGirlChick
    @IslandGirlChick 4 года назад +1015

    He looks young for 80. Must be eating good😂

  • @mike-rayner-videos
    @mike-rayner-videos 4 года назад +235

    he don't look a day older than 65.. great fun too... i ❤ him

  • @medham
    @medham 4 года назад +517

    I like this guy, he’s so happy at his age😁

    • @briannao3967
      @briannao3967 4 года назад +4

      He also looks good for his age my grandpa is same way he is 93 and he still looks good

    • @user-dv7vo4zl1k
      @user-dv7vo4zl1k 4 года назад +4

      Age is just a number

    • @supercell7412
      @supercell7412 4 года назад +3

      well....he is a comedian...he makes other people laugh.....makes them happy.
      he laughs....and he is happy.
      if you are happy...you will always look young for your age

    • @medham
      @medham 4 года назад +1

      super cell agreed😁

    • @isyouis5641
      @isyouis5641 4 года назад

      FXN Potatoe0 lol wtf

  • @averynmitchell
    @averynmitchell 4 года назад +462

    “I start choking and gagging” *simon chokes and gags on drink*

    • @Uncircuited
      @Uncircuited 4 года назад +8

      I guess that means Simon has a peanut allergy

    • @chickencurry1033
      @chickencurry1033 3 года назад +6

      The drink: *well then I’m your drink*

  • @bettycogswell9851
    @bettycogswell9851 4 года назад +458

    With the right material going forward, this guy could be great.

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 4 года назад +19

      And you can make awesome material with an old age. Endless possibilities for great jokes. He could become really funny

    • @veganvocalist4782
      @veganvocalist4782 4 года назад +3

      betty cogswell yea coz he is naturally funny and very likeable 😄

  • @callagieser3308
    @callagieser3308 4 года назад +598

    I haven't laughed so hard since Preacher Lawson was on the show! 😂

    • @chloedarby6593
      @chloedarby6593 4 года назад +8

      Facts

    • @hansredbaron4689
      @hansredbaron4689 4 года назад +5

      @@chloedarby6593 don't tell anyone that we actually met in the past and we are probably related

    • @differentworld1646
      @differentworld1646 4 года назад +9

      Imagine how much funny he was back in his young days.Too funny that in bed his wives laugh and forgot to love him.
      Old people like him are medicines to young people,they refresh our mind positively with their powerful sense of humor.

    • @robbieham1171
      @robbieham1171 4 года назад

      @@seangilbert19658 *AGT

    • @robbieham1171
      @robbieham1171 4 года назад

      @@seangilbert19658 it was technically both but whatever

  • @AlexManzanilla
    @AlexManzanilla 4 года назад +140

    "I asked her what happen and she said i started choking and gagging"😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @clueabear_tmi
      @clueabear_tmi 4 года назад

      💀💀💀

    • @rexlint2520
      @rexlint2520 3 года назад

      😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @patrickodong8267
    @patrickodong8267 2 года назад +22

    I watched this already four times and I still laugh every time I watch it as if it was my first time. 😅

  • @caffeinatednation8885
    @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +50

    3:07 I was laughing more at Simon's reaction than the actual joke 🤣

    • @logand3957
      @logand3957 2 года назад +1

      The lady to his left (right side when looking at the screen) in the denim jacket mirrors my reaction to that joke perfectly 😂

  • @plus2579
    @plus2579 4 года назад +60

    I was so nervous for him at the beginning I’m so glad he picked it up

  • @glowworm2
    @glowworm2 4 года назад +184

    The peanut allergy joke was great! He's hilarious!

  • @wingardium_dosa
    @wingardium_dosa 4 года назад +57

    I love how his jokes kept escalating....
    The first joke failed.....second joke was okay....but the peanut joke was so damn hilarious 😹😹

  • @erinn8183
    @erinn8183 4 года назад +11

    MY MUMS FRIENDS WITH HIM. I’m from Australia but we went to the states in 2017 and he picked us up and drove us to see one of his shows in a bar outside of la. He’s literally the sweetest man.

  • @marcrue8148
    @marcrue8148 4 года назад +15

    He is so sharp and witty!! And really edgy, which no one expected. Very funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amberburks3945
    @amberburks3945 4 года назад +185

    I’m so glad they let him go on, it would’ve broken my heart to see him go home lol 💔

    • @jek4912
      @jek4912 4 года назад +11

      Agree. His act was pure gold! 🤣🤣

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 4 года назад +9

      The first joke was kinda slow, glad they weren't quick to buzz him.

  • @praneeshak4406
    @praneeshak4406 4 года назад +32

    Damn...dude looks so good for an 80 year old
    And he's amazing.

  • @davidacuna1456
    @davidacuna1456 4 года назад +41

    THIS MAN IS A LEGEND😭✊🏾✊🏾

  • @KA-eu9sy
    @KA-eu9sy 4 года назад +4

    When you're 80 and you have nothing to lose! Why not, go ahead and tell a peanut joke. Simon water bit. Priceless. Thank you Marty for making us laugh in 2020! We need it. If laughter is the best medicine, we need more laughter.

  • @sissyboo
    @sissyboo 4 года назад +4

    you can already tell he's the cool grandpa, so likeable and full of life

  • @dangroz03
    @dangroz03 7 месяцев назад +2

    3:07 Simon’s reaction after he said she started choking and gagging 😂😂😂

  • @525sullivan
    @525sullivan 4 года назад +120

    He is hilarious! Lord I think that since he's had three Wives and then Howey comes in and is like "Now thats a routine"!! Then I have a peanut allergie! Gets me every dang time!

  • @kylefrandsen2665
    @kylefrandsen2665 4 года назад +7

    So hard to go from a cold start with the interview questions and then get into the rhythm. Amazing how quickly he picked up and finished so strong in just a few jokes. Great job!

  • @carolhankins5896
    @carolhankins5896 4 года назад +4

    OMG 😆 that peanut joke was so freaking hilarious 😂 🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @AzlianaLyana
    @AzlianaLyana 4 года назад +61

    Where have you been all these while Marty?? We need more laughter! We need you!😂😁

    • @jek4912
      @jek4912 4 года назад +7

      My thoughts exactly. The world needs more like you, Marty, for more GREAT laughs. 😂👍

  • @tombofka
    @tombofka 4 года назад +53

    Peanut allergy has one of the best I’ve heard

  • @dpkronmiller
    @dpkronmiller Год назад +19

    Rest in Peace Marty. Those of us who knew you are lucky to have known you and those millions you made laugh have better lives because of you.

    • @rock7176
      @rock7176 Год назад +3

      He's still alive....

  • @saintntb270
    @saintntb270 4 года назад +46

    The peanut joke is worth a million dollars😂

  • @KimAndVash
    @KimAndVash 4 года назад +19

    Aw he’s so cute 🥺😭

  • @naayaa_samara9479
    @naayaa_samara9479 4 года назад +32

    « I start choking and gagging »
    Simon : proceeds to choke as well

  • @joyeileen2678
    @joyeileen2678 4 года назад +19

    Yay! Martie. I've done a lot of shows with him, it's cool to see one of us succeed

  • @aviatorAziz
    @aviatorAziz 4 года назад +62

    Guys he is actually a good looking man for an 80 year old

  • @clipqueengal
    @clipqueengal Год назад +3

    Sad news today (9-27-22) that Marty Ross passed away of Leukemia. RIP Marty, thanks for the laughs.

  • @TheConorsmithusa
    @TheConorsmithusa 4 года назад +7

    The way Simon chokes on his drink was hilarious 😂

  • @love-is-love8046
    @love-is-love8046 4 года назад +4

    "I start choking and gagging"
    3:10 a mother covers her daughter's ears 😄

  • @nyflipbeatch
    @nyflipbeatch 4 года назад +29

    I gagged and choked laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eljotorreo
    @eljotorreo 4 года назад +103

    I was worried for him at the beginning and the last joke took me out

  • @ZiaHere.
    @ZiaHere. 4 года назад +9

    you can tell that this man is super charming and handsome when he was young,,
    and the peanut joke tho hahahaha.. that was amazing!!! 😂

  • @theatregeek9375
    @theatregeek9375 4 года назад +59

    The amount of times I said “that’s what she said” 😆😂😆😂

  • @brynetzell2417
    @brynetzell2417 4 года назад +4

    he’s adorable🥺

  • @iam_thanos6667
    @iam_thanos6667 4 года назад +66

    His Jokes got me choking and gagging too 🙌

  • @joeselzer850
    @joeselzer850 4 года назад +3

    the last joke naughty one was the best one Steven Simon almost choked on his water from laughing

  • @johnversosas8298
    @johnversosas8298 4 года назад +2

    Made my day. Hats off from the Philippines. ❤️❤️

  • @Radistella
    @Radistella 4 года назад +394

    “Good evening, young man!”
    *sees title*
    O_o
    Edit: Holy cow, thx for the likes! :D

  • @UgoTemple
    @UgoTemple 4 года назад +319

    For 1 million dollar act, I will raise a dead man. No time to waste time... Remember, all these contestants are also here for the money. So, treat every show like it is the final show. You don't have any reason to fail.

    • @brandistone5132
      @brandistone5132 4 года назад +7

      Ugo Temple I remember you from the other video

    • @vanessaparra5827
      @vanessaparra5827 4 года назад +1

      @@brandistone5132 same

    • @Tgifh
      @Tgifh 4 года назад +2

      I hear you don’t even get the money up front

    • @chickens-yt
      @chickens-yt 4 года назад +3

      @@Tgifh you're correct. I believe it's only like 30k/year for 30 years or something like tat

    • @ManvirSabhi
      @ManvirSabhi 4 года назад +2

      Chickens -YT You actually get the option to take all of it upfront or get around 30k a year for ____ years

  • @marcos7801
    @marcos7801 4 года назад +122

    "She told me she had a peanut allergy.Right,I misheard the word"
    😂😂😂

    • @tharun2639
      @tharun2639 4 года назад +4

      What does that mean? I can't get it

    • @ahmedaknike
      @ahmedaknike 4 года назад

      @@tharun2639 up

    • @Tgifh
      @Tgifh 4 года назад +4

      I don’t get the joke can someone explain pls

    • @alanze18
      @alanze18 4 года назад +2

      @@tharun2639 Penis

    • @theliberalthinker3308
      @theliberalthinker3308 3 года назад

      I get that he meant "peanut allrgy", but he seemed to say "altitude"!!

  • @micheldubois9466
    @micheldubois9466 4 года назад +2

    Reminds me of my dad at 80 ! Thaks dad in heaven so funny ! Namaste !

  • @canadianasterixgmail
    @canadianasterixgmail 3 года назад +3

    I like this comedian - he is great and has a great sense of humor - thank you for the upload!

  • @jonathanhsu1281
    @jonathanhsu1281 4 года назад +19

    In the beginning, I’m confused 🤷‍♂️
    But in the middle and the end, 🤣!

  • @natalievaughn1479
    @natalievaughn1479 4 года назад +1

    Age doesn't mean a thing, I think this is the best time for this incredible man in his 80's. Don't stop believe it.

    • @durrrrl3435
      @durrrrl3435 4 года назад

      It means something. If he wins he’ll have to live to 120 to get the whole $1,000,000!! 🤣

  • @sawaplum0853
    @sawaplum0853 4 года назад +24

    The first joke actually was pretty funny

  • @californiagold3857
    @californiagold3857 4 года назад +3

    He started off a bit slow, but when he picked up steam he was right there. Loved the peanut allergy joke. Really funny!

  • @maazali8889
    @maazali8889 3 года назад

    He is really likable. And the way he handed those questions - awesome.

  • @JetfireTurbo
    @JetfireTurbo 4 года назад +3

    He reminds me of Dale from The Walking Dead, especially with those facial expressions. What a funny guy!

  • @Gregor_translator
    @Gregor_translator 4 года назад +3

    I really love his voice, thank you for coming to AGT!

  • @joahnamay8184
    @joahnamay8184 4 года назад +2

    I've been watching it in repeat and i just keep laughing.

  • @Alaska_Afrika
    @Alaska_Afrika 4 года назад +4

    NO stand up comedian has ever gave me this ab workout, i could not stop laughing, damn!! Right in his lane!

  • @debrabowman9765
    @debrabowman9765 22 дня назад

    The peanut joke is amazing and creative!! 😂 I would love to meet him because I’m funny too!

  • @jesujolomijohnson1848
    @jesujolomijohnson1848 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂 He's hilarious! 80yrs old, he is good! 👏👏👏 great job! Judges and team. 👍👍

  • @nikhilsukumar23
    @nikhilsukumar23 4 года назад

    This friend is teaching me how to live again. We must follow him. Invite him to your house. He is priceless.

  • @itsmecindy7
    @itsmecindy7 4 года назад +1

    Awww I love him... He's funny 👏👏👏👏❤

  • @missmaf
    @missmaf 3 года назад

    God bless you Sir! Long live to you! Certainly, laughter makes you live longer! 😍💙🙏🏼

  • @cocoafritz4833
    @cocoafritz4833 4 года назад +16

    Simon learned not to drink during a comic performance!!!!!!

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm 3 года назад +4

    Got off to a rocky start, but kept his cool and was nailing it by the end! Good on ya grandpa!

  • @luismarech4361
    @luismarech4361 4 года назад +10

    Wow, he's an amazing comedian. Lol, lol, lol

  • @cuac5869
    @cuac5869 4 года назад

    This guy is awesome, very likeable and charismatic. At first I had mi doubts but he really saved it at the end. I honestly can't wait to hear more jokes.

  • @itz_cadence6412
    @itz_cadence6412 4 года назад +7

    HES SO FRICKEN FUNNYYYY

  • @febrinaronadame3892
    @febrinaronadame3892 4 года назад +2

    that last joke snd simon reaction 😂😂

  • @koolbeans3572
    @koolbeans3572 4 года назад +7

    I thought he was gonna say something about the audience being more dead than himself or something at the beginning. This guy was absolutely hilarious though lmao

  • @titonathdith1522
    @titonathdith1522 3 года назад +7

    I was nervous for him a moment thinking that his jokes weren’t funny enough and that the intro was funnier. Then he pulled it off with that peanut joke.

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV 4 года назад +8

    Yo, I've never seen Simon almost spit his drink out🤣

  • @umikalthumnoor7308
    @umikalthumnoor7308 4 года назад +2

    Peanut joke was on another level. Can't stop laughing....

  • @durp_pandatree9064
    @durp_pandatree9064 4 года назад +1

    I was dieing when he did the peanut joke 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @deborah5568
    @deborah5568 4 года назад

    Oh my gosh too funny! We need this guy, he's out of this crazy world! LMBO!

  • @basushruti11
    @basushruti11 3 года назад

    the way the first one didnt land but he kept going and was so funny by the end of it! AMAZING!

  • @jesusiskingofmyheart
    @jesusiskingofmyheart 4 года назад +2

    Peanut allergy 🥜😭💀 HE IS HILARIOUS! Such a cute and funny old man 🙌🏼

  • @MadisonAiello
    @MadisonAiello 4 года назад

    Lmao Simon almost spit out his drink. This guy is great!

  • @marrenpink5433
    @marrenpink5433 2 года назад

    Love Mr Martin ❤️😍❤️😍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @sunnykipdenny9097
    @sunnykipdenny9097 4 года назад +1

    OMFG Peanut joke was Gold, that cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣 Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @curtisgrim3024
    @curtisgrim3024 3 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes but I can watch it over and over again

  • @nacerob984
    @nacerob984 3 года назад

    80's befor covid-19 : we wish u a happy long life
    80's after covid-19 : R.I.P

  • @coryramirez9114
    @coryramirez9114 4 года назад +1

    That was amazing lmao priceless peanut joke

  • @dreamin1983
    @dreamin1983 4 года назад +11

    I’m crying 😭😂

  • @collinzification
    @collinzification 4 года назад +1

    The penis allergy is the best! 😂😂😂😂 I want this year's agt to be won by a senior citizen!

  • @littleben2377
    @littleben2377 4 года назад +1

    He is too good for his age😂🤣
    Ageless jokes👌👍

  • @ShervyseSmiles
    @ShervyseSmiles 4 года назад

    Last Joke...One for the books 🤣👏🏽❤️

  • @t.i.f.f3640
    @t.i.f.f3640 3 года назад

    LOL HE JUST KEPT ON CLIMBING, GOOD THING THE TIME WAS UP IT SAVED MY STOMACH FROM COLLAPSING FROM WITHIN

  • @miny4558
    @miny4558 4 года назад +1

    He's so funny. I love this man

  • @usaherobrine
    @usaherobrine 4 года назад +20

    Started off a bit rough but he found his way!

  • @helenakarin4675
    @helenakarin4675 4 года назад +2

    What a nice man

  • @carlosberrios1021
    @carlosberrios1021 4 года назад +1

    The peanut joke got me good Funny ...lol

  • @JP_HKY_777
    @JP_HKY_777 4 года назад +2

    That peanut joke just killed me 😂

  • @CCela1608
    @CCela1608 2 года назад

    Wow, go Marty go!!! I used to do nudist shows with him back in LA and he's truly one of the most genuine and kind people you've ever met. A gem of a human! And my dear friend.

  • @YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy
    @YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy Год назад

    0:03 “Good evening, Young Man.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raquelf.1962
    @raquelf.1962 4 года назад

    He is funny. So nice he is from Santa Clarita, Ca. That is where I am at too.

  • @darlenedavis7644
    @darlenedavis7644 4 года назад

    There should be a love button for gold like this 💜

  • @foreverPriscilla
    @foreverPriscilla 4 года назад +3

    omg i love him 😭 i hope he makes it far