After the joke of the first 20 seconds, I thought this guy was doomed! But after that initial joke was out of the way, he caught fire and had me in stitches for the remainder of his act!!! The 'peanut' allergy joke was PURE GOLD!!!!
well....he is a comedian...he makes other people laugh.....makes them happy. he laughs....and he is happy. if you are happy...you will always look young for your age
Imagine how much funny he was back in his young days.Too funny that in bed his wives laugh and forgot to love him. Old people like him are medicines to young people,they refresh our mind positively with their powerful sense of humor.
MY MUMS FRIENDS WITH HIM. I’m from Australia but we went to the states in 2017 and he picked us up and drove us to see one of his shows in a bar outside of la. He’s literally the sweetest man.
So hard to go from a cold start with the interview questions and then get into the rhythm. Amazing how quickly he picked up and finished so strong in just a few jokes. Great job!
When you're 80 and you have nothing to lose! Why not, go ahead and tell a peanut joke. Simon water bit. Priceless. Thank you Marty for making us laugh in 2020! We need it. If laughter is the best medicine, we need more laughter.
He is hilarious! Lord I think that since he's had three Wives and then Howey comes in and is like "Now thats a routine"!! Then I have a peanut allergie! Gets me every dang time!
I thought he was gonna say something about the audience being more dead than himself or something at the beginning. This guy was absolutely hilarious though lmao
This guy is awesome, very likeable and charismatic. At first I had mi doubts but he really saved it at the end. I honestly can't wait to hear more jokes.
I was nervous for him a moment thinking that his jokes weren’t funny enough and that the intro was funnier. Then he pulled it off with that peanut joke.
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After the joke of the first 20 seconds, I thought this guy was doomed! But after that initial joke was out of the way, he caught fire and had me in stitches for the remainder of his act!!! The 'peanut' allergy joke was PURE GOLD!!!!
Yeah, the first joke was cute but not really laugh worthy, but afterwards, all of the jokes were hilarious--especially the peanut allergy one.
DW, my sentiments exactly.
I was like, I hope they don't buzz him after the first joke, was so happy they allowed him to continue.
ME TOO
Jorel Byssainthe Same 😄
Simon picked the wrong time to take a sip of his water. 😂
Ashley C. I know right
He almost choked on the Water
Vodka
Simon started choking and gagging.
Dunkin' Donuts Water* (please be accurate next time)
Oh man, the peanut joke was priceless 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't get that one, could you please explain it?
Same bro explain it
I know, pure gold! 🤣🤣
Samir Ahuja so what does peanut sound like?
Simon almost chocked 😭😂😂
“the only reason i’m here is i had to get a night pass from the front desk” took me out 😂😂
I worked in a nursing home for 15 years, that was right up my alley.
I didn’t get the joke :(
@@dannymaxx946 nursing home residents are not allowed to leave the facility unless they sign themselves out or someone else signs them out.
“I start choking and gagging” *simon chokes and gags on drink*
I guess that means Simon has a peanut allergy
The drink: *well then I’m your drink*
He looks young for 80. Must be eating good😂
Hummm 😉 maybe .... Santa Clarita Diet
true
Damn those peanuts 🥜 lmao
Good genes, his mother lived till 101.
Peanuts are a good diet
I like this guy, he’s so happy at his age😁
He also looks good for his age my grandpa is same way he is 93 and he still looks good
Age is just a number
well....he is a comedian...he makes other people laugh.....makes them happy.
he laughs....and he is happy.
if you are happy...you will always look young for your age
super cell agreed😁
FXN Potatoe0 lol wtf
With the right material going forward, this guy could be great.
And you can make awesome material with an old age. Endless possibilities for great jokes. He could become really funny
betty cogswell yea coz he is naturally funny and very likeable 😄
I haven't laughed so hard since Preacher Lawson was on the show! 😂
Facts
@@chloedarby6593 don't tell anyone that we actually met in the past and we are probably related
Imagine how much funny he was back in his young days.Too funny that in bed his wives laugh and forgot to love him.
Old people like him are medicines to young people,they refresh our mind positively with their powerful sense of humor.
@@seangilbert19658 *AGT
@@seangilbert19658 it was technically both but whatever
he don't look a day older than 65.. great fun too... i ❤ him
The peanut allergy joke was great! He's hilarious!
"I asked her what happen and she said i started choking and gagging"😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
💀💀💀
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️
3:07 Simon’s reaction after he said she started choking and gagging 😂😂😂
MY MUMS FRIENDS WITH HIM. I’m from Australia but we went to the states in 2017 and he picked us up and drove us to see one of his shows in a bar outside of la. He’s literally the sweetest man.
I watched this already four times and I still laugh every time I watch it as if it was my first time. 😅
I was so nervous for him at the beginning I’m so glad he picked it up
3:07 I was laughing more at Simon's reaction than the actual joke 🤣
The lady to his left (right side when looking at the screen) in the denim jacket mirrors my reaction to that joke perfectly 😂
I love how his jokes kept escalating....
The first joke failed.....second joke was okay....but the peanut joke was so damn hilarious 😹😹
So hard to go from a cold start with the interview questions and then get into the rhythm. Amazing how quickly he picked up and finished so strong in just a few jokes. Great job!
He is so sharp and witty!! And really edgy, which no one expected. Very funny 🤣🤣🤣
When you're 80 and you have nothing to lose! Why not, go ahead and tell a peanut joke. Simon water bit. Priceless. Thank you Marty for making us laugh in 2020! We need it. If laughter is the best medicine, we need more laughter.
Damn...dude looks so good for an 80 year old
And he's amazing.
THIS MAN IS A LEGEND😭✊🏾✊🏾
I’m so glad they let him go on, it would’ve broken my heart to see him go home lol 💔
Agree. His act was pure gold! 🤣🤣
The first joke was kinda slow, glad they weren't quick to buzz him.
The peanut joke is worth a million dollars😂
Peanut allergy has one of the best I’ve heard
He is hilarious! Lord I think that since he's had three Wives and then Howey comes in and is like "Now thats a routine"!! Then I have a peanut allergie! Gets me every dang time!
The way Simon chokes on his drink was hilarious 😂
Aw he’s so cute 🥺😭
Yay! Martie. I've done a lot of shows with him, it's cool to see one of us succeed
Where have you been all these while Marty?? We need more laughter! We need you!😂😁
My thoughts exactly. The world needs more like you, Marty, for more GREAT laughs. 😂👍
OMG 😆 that peanut joke was so freaking hilarious 😂 🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
he’s adorable🥺
The amount of times I said “that’s what she said” 😆😂😆😂
His Jokes got me choking and gagging too 🙌
He is your man
Peanut allergy?
I gagged and choked laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Sad news today (9-27-22) that Marty Ross passed away of Leukemia. RIP Marty, thanks for the laughs.
Guys he is actually a good looking man for an 80 year old
He looks like 65
He is ADORABLE
BRAIN REST Exactly
Heck yeah
"I start choking and gagging"
3:10 a mother covers her daughter's ears 😄
the last joke naughty one was the best one Steven Simon almost choked on his water from laughing
Made my day. Hats off from the Philippines. ❤️❤️
Winning at any age is incredible! Indeed! Love it
He started off a bit slow, but when he picked up steam he was right there. Loved the peanut allergy joke. Really funny!
Rest in Peace Marty. Those of us who knew you are lucky to have known you and those millions you made laugh have better lives because of you.
He's still alive....
"She told me she had a peanut allergy.Right,I misheard the word"
😂😂😂
What does that mean? I can't get it
@@tharun2639 up
I don’t get the joke can someone explain pls
@@tharun2639 Penis
I get that he meant "peanut allrgy", but he seemed to say "altitude"!!
He is really likable. And the way he handed those questions - awesome.
you can tell that this man is super charming and handsome when he was young,,
and the peanut joke tho hahahaha.. that was amazing!!! 😂
Age doesn't mean a thing, I think this is the best time for this incredible man in his 80's. Don't stop believe it.
It means something. If he wins he’ll have to live to 120 to get the whole $1,000,000!! 🤣
I thought he was gonna say something about the audience being more dead than himself or something at the beginning. This guy was absolutely hilarious though lmao
Reminds me of my dad at 80 ! Thaks dad in heaven so funny ! Namaste !
I really love his voice, thank you for coming to AGT!
Lmao Simon almost spit out his drink. This guy is great!
NO stand up comedian has ever gave me this ab workout, i could not stop laughing, damn!! Right in his lane!
I've been watching it in repeat and i just keep laughing.
Peanut joke was on another level. Can't stop laughing....
In the beginning, I’m confused 🤷♂️
But in the middle and the end, 🤣!
Got off to a rocky start, but kept his cool and was nailing it by the end! Good on ya grandpa!
This friend is teaching me how to live again. We must follow him. Invite him to your house. He is priceless.
0:03 “Good evening, Young Man.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He reminds me of Dale from The Walking Dead, especially with those facial expressions. What a funny guy!
This guy is awesome, very likeable and charismatic. At first I had mi doubts but he really saved it at the end. I honestly can't wait to hear more jokes.
OMFG Peanut joke was Gold, that cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣 Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺
That peanut joke just killed me 😂
The peanut joke changes everything.. It was funny
I was dieing when he did the peanut joke 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
A tolerance!!!! Aaaaaa tolerance 🤣😂
The first joke actually was pretty funny
that last joke snd simon reaction 😂😂
“Good evening, young man!”
*sees title*
O_o
Edit: Holy cow, thx for the likes! :D
He was being kind
I was worried for him at the beginning and the last joke took me out
That was amazing lmao priceless peanut joke
It's 1 am and I am hollering.. That Peanut joke just killed it...
HES SO FRICKEN FUNNYYYY
the way the first one didnt land but he kept going and was so funny by the end of it! AMAZING!
Simon learned not to drink during a comic performance!!!!!!
Yo, I've never seen Simon almost spit his drink out🤣
Last Joke...One for the books 🤣👏🏽❤️
Awww I love him... He's funny 👏👏👏👏❤
His last joke rocked the house lol.he was good
80's befor covid-19 : we wish u a happy long life
80's after covid-19 : R.I.P
The peanut joke got me good Funny ...lol
Peanut joke almost killed me!! Instant classic.
Wow, he's an amazing comedian. Lol, lol, lol
Oh my gosh too funny! We need this guy, he's out of this crazy world! LMBO!
I was not expecting that peanut joke! 😂 oh man 😂😂😂
Peanut allergy 🥜😭💀 HE IS HILARIOUS! Such a cute and funny old man 🙌🏼
I was nervous for him a moment thinking that his jokes weren’t funny enough and that the intro was funnier. Then he pulled it off with that peanut joke.
He is too good for his age😂🤣
Ageless jokes👌👍
LOL HE JUST KEPT ON CLIMBING, GOOD THING THE TIME WAS UP IT SAVED MY STOMACH FROM COLLAPSING FROM WITHIN
I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes but I can watch it over and over again
The peanut joke is amazing and creative!! 😂 I would love to meet him because I’m funny too!
This guy is gold! I was worried in the beginning but after the ex-wives joke and the AWESOME peanut joke, I knew he would get the four yeses.
I don’t know about anyone else but that peanut joke got me 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 He's hilarious! 80yrs old, he is good! 👏👏👏 great job! Judges and team. 👍👍
There should be a love button for gold like this 💜
At this age, I'd be on my prayer mat 24/7. 🤣
I think we all fell in love w/ the peanut joke hahahahaha😂
That peanut 🥜 joke tho😂😂
We're Simon spitting our drinks out at that lol
The penis allergy is the best! 😂😂😂😂 I want this year's agt to be won by a senior citizen!