Old Men Have No Mercy. Bob Stromberg - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Old men have no mercy, at least thats what you'll think after listening to this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Bob Stromberg. Whether it's experiencing your first colonoscopy or telling your father to walk it off for the first time, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Bob Stromberg is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Ok. I nearly choked because I made the mistake of eating while listening to this. Don't worry, I'm fine. I walked it off.
ye sounds like u mightve needed some ice
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you want to see something almost funny check out my comedy. Just give me a chance 😀🙌🙌🙌
@Michael Foye---did u rub dirt on it 2? 😁
Don’t drink anything while watching this, either, unless you want it coming out your nose.
I love how he got the audience involved in his Dad's walk to school bit. My Dad was hilarious and he said the same things just to make us laugh. Of course he had to walk 12 miles uphill both ways barefoot in the snow, but "Six of those miles were behind enemy lines with your Aunt Gertrude on my back". When we were kids he told us to not put our gum wrappers in the ashtrays of his car because it was too expensive to flip the car over to empty them. He and Mom and I were at a railroad crossing waiting for a train to pass, when it finally did we noticed it had two cabooses. Dad said "Look!, Cabeese!" Mom and I laughed ourselves to tears. 16 years now without him, I think about him every day.
"Cabeese!" Paul I hope you see this because your dad made my day! 🤣
What a treasure he must have been.
@@stephaniefisher2241 I'm glad that my late father brought a smile to you. Cheers, and good luck to you. He once told me I could see the stars during the daytime by looking through the sleeve of my jacket. I bought into it, and he poured a pitcher of water down the sleeve.
I teared up. 🥲 Ty
Thank you for sharing with us. He sounds awesome! Treasure those memories. ❤ My dad was wonderful too. 🥰
apparently it's the same all over the world... my dad told me similar stuff about his youth (in the tuscany mountains at the border with Emilia Romagna in the late '30s)
This man is top talent. We need more like him.
There are only two of them left in his category XD
I totally agree he's definitely a blessed man I thank God for the people that raised him. I hope he sees much success and continues giving his gift to the world at a time where we need guys like him the most... Never forget who you are or where you come from because mostly and mainly and most importantly, profound creative Talent wonderful qualities like it I usually the end result!
Made tears roll down my face, part of them from laughter.
He is Funny!
“Garden hose with camcorder”... Nailed it!
5🎉🎉
I LOVE to hear an older comic not talk about how he's old so doesn't understand anything for an hour. This guy was brilliant!
WALK IT OFF. My Scandinavian father’s advice used to be “Tired of walking, Run a while.”
My German father’s remedy for all ails- a shot of whiskey 🥃
I hear the squeaky laugh lady is back. She must be a regular. I've heard her in at least 3 other drybar specials.
She really needs to be oiled!
Yes! I've heard her before!
Sounded like a donkey to me LOL! Made me wonder if somebody was squeaking a door open and close they were laughing so hard? Or if it is possible that the last track has finally been updated… Thanks for the videos, cheers!
Buy a ticket to the live show.
Makes it so hard to watch.
One of the best DryBar comedians. This guy is hilarious, genuine and kind.
My thoughts exactly.
Agreed!
Not many comedians make me laugh and fight back tears in the same set.
I felt that too.
I'm grinning and wiping under my eyes ...
""Walk it off." ; )
Yeah, that got me in the feels too.
Tide just get better cause I'm 3 minutes in and the guys terrible
My mum was Ruth, now she has passed, technically that makes me Ruthless.
That's good.
Yeah, Ruth & Nomommi
Badda bim!
Hahaha
@@davidbaldwin1591 fantastic, have you ever thought about being a stand-up comedian? I love Drybar comedy
My husband and I are about his age ... his facial expressions, timing and life knowledge are compelling topics. Clean comedy is the hardest to convey successfully.
Bob needs an HBO Comedy Special! His comedy is very very tight and his entire set is perfect! Not a wasted second in the entire thing. AMAZING!
Better in person!!!
Were we watching the same thing? The first 3 minutes were excruciating
@@samhowl1152 well Sam, you have truly missed out.
@@samhowl1152 That's ok Sam, walk it off!
Dry Bar is the best!
Sounds like the funny laugh woman is in the audience again!
I know right?
Yay squeaky chair lady 🤣
I bet someone is sick and tired of it..
She is obviously a regular. More power to her!
Can ya imagine sittin next to her.... ;-)
Having this old man talk about his mom and dad makes me so jealous
Oof
Sorry to hear that brother! Take care!
Me too brother.
😂😂😂😂 the three words long overdue... WALK IT OFF😂😂😂😂
Scared my 10 year old son when I fell off my chair from laughter, but then he laughed at me. Glad I found this comedian
The slow transition from hilarity to horror!
You just described the entire aging process.
I know, right? It was a great routine all the way but that slow transition of expression was just terrific.
That was perfect...
Awww I loved this guy!! He’s so animated in his stories which makes the jokes that much funnier. And So relatable!
Way to go! clean/older, you’re the best one I’ve seen.
There is no way that I would be able to tell stories like this about my parents without becoming emotional. Bob's a talented man!
I heard Bob in the ‘80’s - he just grows with more comedic luster. He told some tender stories, too - made me cry. He’s a wonderful guy!
My step dad came into my life many years ago and I was intimidated by him. It wasn't til about 5 years ago when I started treating him like my Dad. He's a good dude, but my biological father wasn't. My step dad is my Dad and I tell him I love him daily now. I'm even taking his last name, because he's given me love that I was made to believe I didn't deserve, until he came along. Dry Bar Comedy is genuine treasure and has a special place in my heart. I love these comedians and they make my days brighter. Thank you VidAngel.
It's heartwarming your step Dad was so good to you! 🎉Shows how good people can heal our wounds... Love does heal trauma ❤
You definitely are deserving of love - and there is no end to the love God has for us. I could never, ever sacrifice my child for the world. Myself, yes, go ahead and kill me, but leave my precious child alone!! We all deserve love, although we might not feel like we do at times (I know I don't feel worthy of love), but God has more love than we can imagine for us!
I feel his pain of getting old and love his sense of humor about it. His delivery is outstanding
"I lost computer files that night" bahahaha nice!
I agree. That line was GOLD!!
Oh man. That last punch line got me. That was genius.
Hahahahaha ,yesss.
"It did not go down stairs." Agreed. I might have gotten a step or two, but that was it.
...and then threw itself down the rest of the way.
Sometimes, we need to brag. Especially the older we get. Because one day we won't remember anything to boast about.
This is true. I’d give an example, but - well, you know ... I forgot!
I freaking love my grampa especially his stories
So true!
@@eltigrechino3390 ; ; ,’.
L.
Yep, memory is the second thing to go...I forget what the first thing was.
The doctor was 15! And he brought his girlfriend! Loved it....heading toward my sixties, I’ve experienced this phenomenon a number of times.
The man is not a comedian. He is a raconteur of the highest quality.
WOW! First time seeing Bob. Absolutely loved it!😀
same.
"I am not familiar with the metric... met..., I never sold drugs." ROFLMAO!
I have had the privilege of seeing Bob in a local Minneapolis show called Triple Espresso several times over the years. The whole show is delightful, but when he is part of the three-man crew, it’s something special. He does amazing shadow puppets. 🤣
I remember hearing about it, but never went
That's why he seemed familiar!!
I was in the front row at that show and my friend and I were laughing so hard we had slid down on to the floor. He stopped what he was doing, looked down at us, and said, "Are you two going to be okay?" We just choked and shook our heads, no.
The face he makes is epic…I keep coming back to listen to him
From here? I choked
The most perfect ending to any show, he is a master at storytelling
I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this gentleman. He not only made me laugh out lout repeatedly, but he touched
my heart. What a great guy! Love and hearty laughter, what a great combination! Thank you.
That's one of the best endings I've heard in a while. Way to bring it full circle in an unexpected way!
That was a fantastic ending. 🙏🙌
I'm gonna call my dad today. ❤
I got real sick and admitted into the hospital. I was so ill that they gave me one of those heavy drugs. I was sitting up in my bed and two kids, twins apparently, were running around my bed; the lights were on, then I yelled for the nurses to get these kids out of my room. I must have woke myself up b/c the lights were off and I could hear the nurses giggling at the station.
I might have lung cancer. I've been putting it on the back burner for some time now. It's time that I.... walk it off.
Thanks dry bar for another funny one.
I pray to God that you dont, and if so --- then I pray to God for you. Lost both grandfathers to it. You will be in my prayers.
I pray you don't. May God cover you with His grace and heal your mind, body, and soul. Be blessed.
It takes a comedic
efficinato to make a colonoscopy hilarious. Effortless timing & delivery. Laugh from beginning to end. Blessings All😂🤟
My buddy Bob!! Making all of us in Minnesota SO proud...and a little embarrassed sometimes. :) Love you Bobby!
Gunshot wound? 🔫 WALK IT OFF 😂
This dude! The physical comedy, the stories! Had to pause the video every few minutes just so I could eventually hear him over my own laughter. 😂
That's about as wholesome as comedy gets while still being funny.
Extremely wholesome and hilarious! The "walk it off" was built up so well
I studied psychology in college. Nothing I learned prepared me for real life. Rofl
@Patrick Clark
I'm sure the best is yet to come. Wondered why the Democrats went off the rails, when I came across a chart on the web displaying the number of women in the House of Representatives from the Democrat party. Satan knew who he could deceive.
Holy crap, that last part has me crying. I miss my dad.
Miss mine too
I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed this! What a precious blessing! Thank you so much Bob!
Love this guy!!! Saw him at our church and then at a local comedy club. Amazing!
Soooo hard to find funny comedians who genuinely keep it clean. Thanks
"working clean" shows REAL talent. "Shock" is EASY. "clean" requires REAL HUMOR that's relatable and still funny as all get out. Rare is those who can do BOTH, sometimes in the same set, like Carlin, But Overall, I enjoy "clean" as it's actually FUNNIER.
Having enjoyed dry bar comedy for years, this man is clearly head & shoulders above the rest ❤
What a sweet and honest hearted good show, I love it, God bless him and anyone hearing this
This man is now my favorite comedian of all time. Such warmth and humor.
I was crying and laughing so hard the last few minutes.😭
Bob, you are a big deal, I know who you are and you are hilarious! Thank you.
Bob spoke at my high school maybe around 1992. Delighted to see he's still going, funny as ever!
How can a 22 minute comedy segment feel like 5 minutes? Because Bob is fantastic!!
Yes! Squeeky is in the crowd! I love her laugh!
There are dad jokes, then there are *granddad* jokes!
This guy is so.....funny! I laughed so hard. “ walk it off!”
This guy is great. Very funny. Couldn’t stop laughing!
What a lovely bloke. That was funny and really heart warming.
This set was neat. That "Those three words" joke really worked it's way up!
I'm so glad to see you are still out there making people laugh (and THINK!)
Watched this awhile back and thought l'd watch it again. Funny the second go round, too.
Old men may not have mercy but hey... They are comedy gold! Loved this awesome, hilarious and totally wholesome special!
He's really good at physical humor. He should incorporate more of it into his sets. :)
Jokes are the most funny when they have to do with life....and true.
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So true. If only I could figure out how to make my life funny. I gotta have comedy.
There are joke everywhere if ya look hard enough.
How refreshing. A comedian who tells stories from his life that are delightfully funny instead of a person holding a microphone and trying to tell one after another bad jokes. Thank you.
Love this guy and his story telling!
Sir, I just got done a full day of concrete labor. This set gave me giggles. I loved it . Well done .
My slinky did walk down stairs till my sibling managed to stretch it. Never let your little sister borrow your slinky!!!
He's amazing!!! He has to also be in the ministry. I'd go to that Church!!! Thanks, DryBar for hosting him...Clean laughs at its best!!!
So funny and heart warming! I enjoyed every moment of watching Mr Bob Stromberg. Such as talented man, God bless!
you could have complimented him without involving religious bs. did you know he's actually an atheist?
@@user-li2fy4hu7p how do you know he's an atheist?
Walk it off and rub some dirt in it. My dads 2 best remedies.
My stepdad always told me "It'll feel better when it quits hurting!"
Gee, ya think? 🤣
@@joshuaputman8307 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mine too
And he was a Corpsman (Navy & USMC medic) 😂😂😂
@@cthornton523 what does the military have anything to do with it ?
@@willymaykit1482 my father was also a fan of the "walk it off" philosophy...despite the fact that he was a medic. In the military. Sorry my joke didn't translate.
Binging Drybar videos for a couple of days now, this guy has been my favourite so far, which is saying a lot because they have had some tremendously talented comedians on here so far.
I hope he makes his family laugh like that too.
This guy is hilarious 😂
Such calm demeanor 😍he could be a preacher ! Loved how he delivered little msgs without the young crowed noticing. I have to say , I even tears up when he spoke about his parents . You Sir are more then just a comedian!
Someone's laughter in the audience sounds like a squeaky swing.
I really enjoyed him. Good, clean humor. He got me on the three words.
Dry Bar has some of THE BEST comdians this 53 year old has ever seen. It's a perfect example, Dry Bar, of getting it right. Thank you :)
this was a beautiful piece on Fatherhood. stay till the end😁
This was good. It made me think of my dad. I truly loved my parents and miss them
I had 5 colonoscopy's and endoscopies before I turned 30. A doctor recently said he wanted me at 63 to get another colonoscopy. My response was, I met my lifetime quota years ago so the answer is NO. I had pain in the right side of my abdomen and I went to work. After 45 miles of driving I got to work. I proceeded to work for 14 hours in extreme pain. I finally left work and I got home. I was burning up and passed out. I was told when I finally woke up my appendix was minutes from bursting and why didn't call the ambulance earlier. When I told him I was working he could not believe I made it to work and home driving 90 miles total and working 14 hours. He told me I was stupid and I told him you are correct. Life lesson learned. If you are in pain, do not work more than your scheduled 8 hours.
Garden hose with camcorder 😂😂🤣
Well fourteen mins and I'm still watching👍👍
Finished it!!... Awesome funny guy....
Made me laugh so hard and cry at the end God bless you Bob and your whole family🙏🏼❤️
I miss my Dad.... God rest his soul... :(
He got me going so much with the end of the story, the build up was perfect
Old people are the best
Great comedian! Nice and clean and funny.
He's really funny , I love Him and his stories.
This man is heeeLARious!
That lady's laff in the background tho
I like those laughs even when they sound like a hyena. Just means someone was incredibly happy for a time.
@@misfitbrit1989 put some clothes on. Thought this was spam comment 😆
This man is a RIOT! STOP scrolling and watch Him!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
I laughed myself to tears on several occasions. 😂
This guy is one of a kind, I’ve shared his video a few times now. Very funny, clean, comedy! 👍
So much wisdom, and so funny!
" I'm kind of a big deal" Ron Burgundy, Anchor Man
I like this guy. He has the gift of comedic timing. You can't learn it. You're born with it. Take care. sincerely, Dean O. :-I
Great comedian! Can make you almost cry and laugh at the same time!
I've twice had to have procedures that required drinking the "laxative of doom", and it's safe to say it works as intended. You could almost say it works TOO well.
You need to drink 3 or 4 doses over the 12 hours before you go into hospital, so that's a dose every 3 or 4 hours. The first dose of it isn't so bad. For something the doctor's given you it almost tastes pleasant, but within minutes your stomach starts growling. About 10 minutes later you're on the toilet, and wishing you'd wore a crash helmet as the rectal rocket propulsion makes you think you might actually smash your head into the ceiling ! Seriously, you almost need to fit a friggin seatbelt to the crapper before taking this stuff !!! After that First dose it was an hour before I felt safe to leave the bathroom ! The second dose is the same, but slightly worse because you already know what's about to happen.
By the last dose you're like Dumbledore in that horcrux cave, in a state of semi delirium, face covered in snot and tears, pleading with your other half not to make you drink the rest of the "Evil Poition" !
The stuff leaves you entirely empty, not wanting to ever eat or drink again, and the torrent of stomach acid and crap you've just etched the toilet pan with has also scoured about 90% of the skin off your sphincter.
After going through all that, the actual rectal surgery feels like a minor inconvenience.
And afterwards some people weigh themselves lol
😆 😗
Omg…I laughed as hard at u as I did at his stuff
LMAO!!!!!!
Been there, done that!
Outstanding, outstanding, outstanding!
What a great comedian! So funny and so genuine at the same time 👏🤣