In HYSTERICS Over Roisin Conaty’s “Fact”?! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Best Comedians Pt. 1
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What's your favourite random fact?!
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Any chance you could use a bew clip not the same ones you've used a million times before?
There's a part of the stegosaurus named by cartoonist Gary Larson. The 'thagomizer', or spiky tail, was the subject of one of his caveman 'Far Side' strips. In it, cavemen discuss a slide showing the thagomizer, "named after the late Thag Simmons".
I mean this in the most sincere and respectful way, Rachel is such a beautiful girl. No matter how she presents herself, she looks nothing short of breathtaking.
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Can't even download the app!
People are dumb.
I like how after Roisin says her thing. There’s a good delay, while everyone processes what she said.
It takes a few moments to translate it into English
@@rossjackson7352 Yeah, I'm surprised that no one picked up on the "designed" to clean horse's willies part of it. I'm pretty sure that designing a human for a specific task would be a rather complex, expensive and time consuming task.
@@rossjackson7352 the fact that her “fact” is indeed a fact makes it , to me, very funny. Roshine is really a very good comedian. I would love to see a countdown or fat quiz team with her and Katherine Tate.
I still can't get over how spot on Peter Serafinowicz's Morrissey is.
You could say it was... brillllliant
It's pretty incredible. What makes it so perfect is that he gets the cadence and rhythm perfect, as well as the sound.
It sounds like Harold Steptoe
He's great at a bunch of impressions, some people are just gifted at it.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 you dzzzirty ol' man!
we really need a compilation of rob beckett losing his shit; the way he cackled at jimmy's bit about carol vorderman was delightful.
When you've improved your English to around C1/C2, trained your ear on these shows so well that you never use subtitles and sometimes can even decipher more than half of Johnny Vegas' mumblings (which is usually worth it), and when you're really proud of yourself - then there's Kevin.......
Yeah he's very funny. Tried watching some shows, couldn't follow 80% of it. A real shame.
I've been in the UK 23 years and still occasionally struggle. But when I ask my British husband what a scot said he often shrugs and answers "no idea, something about haggis or whisky"
can't you understand kevin? I can. and I'm not Scottish.
Robin Williams gives the best impression in his golf bit. Agree. 🤣
oh no, johny vegas is too much :)
Even though, I know every single clip, and I've watched every single compilation, it's still Fucking Funny.
Idk why but there was something sexy about Kevin telling Toblerone to go take a hard look at themselves
I cant beleive Susie Dent is 50+ years old, she looks great
She's not really, is she? Wow!
If you sit inside reading a dictionary all day you avoid the UV rays from the sun that damage your skin.
@@beatnikmary born 1964
Fifty isn’t old.
@@tamaraspink4201 She's more than half way to death, so yes, 50 is old as opposed to young.
9:15 I love the little throat clearing Roisin does after she says the "fact". It's like she's only just realised that she just said that out loud and now has to defend it.
No it's because she has mucus in her throat. We all do it. Listen to her state the fact and it's clear she has a blockage.
Are you sure? it sounds to me that someone else cleared their throat there.
It might be someone else, but I can't match it to anyone else who was present.@@13thxenos
That "Morrissey autobiography" bit is one of my favourite jokes of all time.
A witch frigged herself off with her broom handle.
😂😂
Dave Smith her cat watched on tired of it all
Sgt James Doakes definitely frigged
Sgt James Doakes didn’t Dexter kill you?
@Sgt James Doakes there's more than one euphenism for female masturbation
the comedian that used to clean horses willies was Lee Mack, he was a stable boy for red rum when he was 15 and this was part of his job, he tells the story hilariously in Richard Herring's podcast if you want to hear the full story x
Well I mean there is no way he was 15 when Red Rum was winning Nationals. Great story though, and we all know how quick witted Lee Mack is. :D
I always thought it was Aisling Bea. She worked as a tour guide on a stud farm and talked about the penis cleaner on 8OO10C (S16E04). She’s probably also more likely to be a friend of Roisin’s than Lee.
Why don't that they put that on WILTY? I feel he never gets any truths, they are all incredibly unbelievable lies.
Jason Manford: I put on two stone for that role. No one asked me to.
Lee Mack: When I was a stable boy I cleaned horses willies. No one asked me to.
@@shugaroony No, he was nine when Red Rum last ran the National. But later on Lee was a stable boy for a while and did work at the stables where Red Rum lived.
“Do you know there are people specially designed to clean horses willies”
Is what she told the arresting officer😂😂😂
It’s true, there’s an article on Google about it and it is as gross as you could imagine!
my favourite part is when greg is the only person visible behind sean's mass of pool floaties
i'm stuck between that and jon at 7.51 trying to peek over them
The Morrissey autobiography gets me everytime
Jason Corr I don’t get that whole sequence
Chris Somerville I’ll explain the joke... He’s suggesting that he’s going to read the autobiography by Morrissey from the smiths... Then he starts reading Neil morrisseys autobiography from men behaving badly... and he absolutely nails the impression.
I still don't get it :'(
John Pereira Peter is famous for doing impressions, one of which is of Morrissey (the singer - previously from the Smiths) and he had released an autobiography that year that gained a wee bit of controversy. Therefore people thought that he was going to read the singer Morrissey’s autobiography, but he read British comedy actor Neil Morrissey’s autobiography. Therefore it was unexpected and got a laugh. He also read it brilliantly in Neil M’s voice and the bit I he read was meant to be funny which added to the comedy. However comedy is subjective so some may still not find it funny which they can’t help
McSpitfire cheers for saving me the trouble of explaining that 😂
To be fair, Roshine's fact is absolutely correct. You have to clean a horses sheath and some owners who don't want to do it themselves, outsource... this is why I have a mare 😂
Well yes and no. There's no people "specially designed" to clean horse cocks. They might be trained or skilled but they're not designed :D
That's... interesting
it's Roisin innit
You prefer cleaning the vaginas then?
Been looking for the Morrisey gag for ages. His impression is spot on!
imagine walking home in a dark alley at night and suddenly you hear "ha ha ha ha haaaa"
If you stand in a dark room and look in the mirror while you chant ''Pay your taxes'' 5 times you'll see Jimmy Carr behind you and hear his laugh ringing in your ears
At least you immediately know who it is! I would be more scared if I was in a dark alley and I heard a weird laugh and not recognize it
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Professor Mcgonagall frigs herself with a Nimbus 2000
😂
*updated
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Professor McGonagall frigs herself whilst being the cat. The broom looks on tired of it all
Nah, Firebolt mate.
Harry did always wonder why his broom smelled of fish
Feargal O'Reilly Okay, I’m so sick of this meme. The director for the 6th Harry Potter movie wanted to add a scene where Dumbledore went on about some girl he had a crush when he was 16 to Harry. Jk Rowling saw the script and went “WTF?!”
And wrote on the margin of the script, “Dumbledore’s gay”. That was that.
That is the only Neil Morissey impression I've ever heard and frankly no one is going to top it.
I'm thinking the only person who laughed harder than me was Les Dennis
"Specially designed" 🤣🤣🤣
I want a compilation of Sean with all his Nazi references.
🤣 He's on the fence
Omg I've been watching countdown clips for months and only now I've realised I think I actually had a tense conversation with Sean over the price of inflatable beach balloons when I was working at a hotel shop in the south of Spain!!!!!
Nobody:
Jimmy: HEUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH
the perfect villain laugh
That's more goofy than Jimmy
And right at the end you forgot the wheezing I've just joked on water part of the laugh.
When Jimmy laughs genuinely its silent. You can see it on some episodes when Joe makes him really laugh
0:55
How Susie just looks at him ❤❤
Thats how I gaze at butter chicken masala
Sean's mascot at 7:11 is how FromSoftware create new Dark Souls bosses.
fun fact Peter Serafinowicz did some voices for dark souls 2
I did a quick search on Roisin's fact. It checks out. YIKES! 🤣
When you know the word designated exists and you know what it means but you can't remember it, so you say designed instead, close enough. 😂
1:01 - Suzie is ready to jump him.
I mean Suzie is hot, but he is married to Sarah Alexander, and she is on another level! Mind you, who wouldn't want Darth Maul whispering sweet nothings into your ear - and I'm a straight bloke! :D
I’m so glad I found Peter Serafinowicz reading the ‘Morrissey Biography’ again…”
It were brilliant!
ABDICATES
I think Roisin has misheard the phrase hosecock washer, which is the washer used to make a seal in the joint between two hoses
Welp fuck that exam that I have tomorrow. I'm watching every 8 Out of 10 Cats compilation.
So freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
As far as I know, she is referring to a sheath cleaner. Not sure they have another title. And yes, those with small strong hands are specially made for this job; it's easier for them to get up in there in the event he doesn't drop.
“Specially made” isn’t the correct phrase here.
That was the joke. There may well be people who clean horse’s penises.
But they’re not specially made or designed.
The Sprawl that would also explane why he looks like he is about to shove something in his circular shaped mouth all the time. Small hands, round open mouth, loves horses, mystery solved.
The witch got a splinter, then thought "I'll just shove it up my sphincter."
For what it's worth, the job title that Roisin was talking about is an 'Equine Sheath Cleaner'
I love the little cough right after Roisin's fact.
Peter Serafinowicz is a brilliant impressionist! Just watch his show.
Abdicate(s)
I would've died had they actually been sponsored by or brought out a Toblerone for that bit...
I think "Fuck you toblerone" in Kevins voice everytime when I pass toblerone sweets in a shop. And I'm not even in an english speaking country. ;)
Peter Serafinowicz should do an audiobook version of Morrisey's autobiography.
I miss Jon and Sean
what? they aren't in the show anymore?
@@MasterP48HD Sean certainly isn't.
Omg his laugh is so funny
maths cot 😂 love it
I’m very surprised Rachel didn’t surf out of there on her own juices, at maths cot.
I bloody love Roisin!!!
I love her more!!
@@theawesomeran7779 We all love her. I think we should start a new religion, with her as our goddess!
Everyone that has met her feels the same
Serafinovitz should be on TV a whole lot more. 😂 Conaty, there's no-one I'd rather be married to. 🥰🥰🥰💚💋💖
Superb Very Funny😂😂
Surely every 8 out of 10 cats compilations is a best of comedians.
Whats the episode for the second clip?
6:50
Joe just stopped laughing so suddenly, that's creepy
And at 9:50 Jimmy forgot not to laugh the normal human way
I'm not expert of Joe's stuff other than what's seen in this show but I think he quickly noticed that he got out of character.
When Roisin said "designed", she meant "designated ", right?
You wouldn't really know ....
Neil Morrissey 😂😂 , was that the guy from the movie SPY ?
piers cox lighting ltd yeah
piers cox lighting ltd he was famous for being in an English comedy called men behaving badly and he also voiced bob in bob the builder cartoon
@@AB-gz9yb thank you ☺
piers cox lighting ltd as far as I’m aware he wasn’t in a film called spy I might be wrong tho. Is spy the one with Statham and Melissa McCarthy?
@@AB-gz9yb that's the movie , that English guy reading the Auto bio of Morrissey is in the movie , i eventually googled it myself, but I appreciate you taking the time to reply to my comment 🙏
I’ll never forget the time I discovered Taskmaster. I was searching for compilations of Roisin doing dumb things, and one compilation had her leaning out the window trying to melt an ice block.
Regarding horse sheath cleaning: if you have horses, burros, etc., and they're gelded, do it! If you don't, the geldings can become blocked and/or infected. In nature, they wouldn't be sterilized and therefore would be naturally 'cleaning' through breeding. Take care of your animals!
AnimalsVoiceMagazine i know nothing about horses an I made the mistake of of googling was a gelding was and a video popped up. Mmm
@@PukingPanda 😂😂😂
I waited for the hysterics.
I think I might know gave Roisin that info! I just watched an interview of Aisling Bea on the Late Night Show with Seth Meyers.. She tells a story about working as guide tour at a horse fertility farm and how sometimes people would take on the job of jerking of a horse (as part of their job, not for fun I hope)
Some one else here said Lee Mack used to clean Red Rum's willy. I mean its a hell of a story, but perhaps he picked it up from Aisling.
Loved the maths cot part!
For a real good time, turn on CC. It can't make heads or tails of what Kevin is saying. Lol
I did, and you’re correct!😂😂😂
More Miles please
Horse sheath cleaning
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Sheath cleaning is a hygienic process occasionally needed by male horses, both geldings and stallions, wherein a caretaker, groom or veterinarian checks the horse's sheath, the pocket of skin that protects the penis of the horse when it is not in use for urination (or, in the case of stallions, breeding).[1] This area may need to be cleaned, starting at a young age after breeding and the birth season, but particularly in geldings.[2][3][4] Not only can smegma, a waxy substance that includes dirt and dead skin cells, accumulate, but some geldings (and occasionally, stallions) may also form a "bean", a hardened ball of smegma inside the sheath or even the urethra that, in extreme cases, can interfere with urine flow. Although a gelding retains the same beneficial microorganisms in the sheath as a stallion, they seem to accumulate smegma and other debris at a higher rate, probably because geldings rarely fully extrude the penis, and thus dirt and smegma build up in the folds of skin.[1] Thus, it is recommended that the sheath be cleaned once or twice a year.[5] Cleaning the sheath is a specialized task requiring a mild cleaner with grease-cutting properties, generally designed specifically for the process, along with warm water and many clean (usually disposable) towels. Rubber gloves for the handler are recommended, as the job is rather smelly and messy.[5]
Literally every single video uploaded is a repeat with one clip different & a whole different title.
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 no.
Oh well. When i find things funny i dont mind watching them several times. At this point i know ive seen 80% of what there is to see. Still doesnt bother me. Im also using it as background noise half the time anyway
Maths Cot? Well played
A math's cot. Awesome Dad Joke!
2:13 those fingers tho
Wish i never read this now
Roisin is such a melt 😂
Just for those wondering, the person who cleans a horse’s ding dong is called a Sheaf Cleaner 😂
4:47 wasn't this also on taskmaster?
What episode is the toblerone bit from??
Can we please get an Alex Horne compilation??
I kind of love Roisin.
We all do.
She's an absolute treasure.
@Woken't Calm down snowflake
Horse sheath cleaning... Is described in Wikipedia.
Horse sheath cleaning. A surprisingly interesting and unsurprisingly disgusting procedure that is specialised enough that I imagine there are people who do it full time
Now i may be very wrong here but the horse willie cleaner thing is for horse breeding right ?
Noel's doll looks like real Michael Jackson
My favorite thing about Sean’s bit is that it’s not even a Spanish name, Javier is, some people a who go by Javi, which is short for Javier , but not javie or however you’d spell what Sean said
Excellent impression of Niel Morrisy.....
I’ll never see the toblerone bit enough times
Haha Darth Maul does a mean Neil Morrissey :D
Didn’t realise he was darth maul lol
As for the horse penis thing: many if not all colts can get a buildup of smegma, which can attract flies and/or become hard and quite painful. Cleaning regularly is vital to male horse health, just like humans.
I love the way Roisin engages her mouth before her brain 🤣😉
6:50 ... The blond guy sure cut his laugh off suddenly.
Is that Noel Fielding look-alike doll the same one he brough for a prize task on Taskmaster?
I had horses growing up and you can get people who clean horses penises and sheath. They can get infected on the rare occasion but I don’t think it is that necessary, it might be more for stallions and breeding.
Is that what they told you they were doing? Yeah right.
If you're in the cavalry you have to clean it for parade
@@willmcreavy9623 what a great reason to never join the cavalry
I googled it and she’s not wrong about the horse willies lol
it's October 2020.
It's been 7 months since Covid closed all the pubs in my city.
I didn't have many friends here to beging with.
I have been watching clips of this show for about 14 hours, now.
Still haven't watched an episode.
I have no idea how this game is played...
It's just nice to hear/see funny people having fun.
Am I even alive, anymore??
Hello?!?!?!?
*screams into the void*
They all share presents... do some math.. spellling...
It's like kindergarten for.... "adults"
Oh, you say it as "maths". How charming!
Are you still ok?
@@paolagrando5079 Kinda!!
@@paolagrando5079 Thank you!!
Roisin was referring to the horse sheath cleaner
For Sean Lock 🤟✌️🥕🎁
Suzie, AKA Mrs Hands.
That first one ah i love joe lycett bc of that reaction😂😂
God I miss sean lock so much
OMG I just figured John Lock out. He slowed down for that horse that one time because it he was appalled by how dirty the horses willy was.
This is more of a task than a 'Job' and is known by many names depending on the Stud and where it is. Horse studs sire their Stallions for a fee. Before and after copulation, the penis of the Stallion and vagina of the Mare are cleaned to prevent bacterial infection of either horse. This is typically done with a jug or bucket of water for the stallion and wet cloth for Mare.
Sorry for my bad education but what Morissey did everyone think he was going to read from until they saw the book cover?
A famous English singer known only as Morrissey who wrote a quite controversial autobiography. The picture on the cover (and who's voice he is imitating) is a 90's TV star called Neil Morrissey.
@@Egg-mr7np I see, thanks!
Was it an actual quote from the autobiography?
I think the bit about Martin Clunes being in Gravity gives it away that it's not, given that that was actually George Clooney.
That is actually what witches did with their broom handles
i guess if there's too much dirt it can start itching or irritating and affect the horses performance or something
I love Joe Lycett
Equiderma Sheath Cleanser is a rel job. Had to google that. They check the horse's balls,and clean to prevent the forming of beans, hard balls of horse smegma that interferes with breeding or urine flow.
The thing that makes me quiestion the cleanser motives is the following, from Wikipedia: "Some horses object to sheath cleaning and require sedation, others will tolerate it if the groom is careful and patient, though light sedation may help the horse "drop" for easier cleaning. Ideally, the horse will be desensitized by careful training to tolerate the procedure."
What does this "training" consist of? Is this why zoophiles fellate horses? If so I never knew there was a legit reason for doing that.
The sound was so bad I couldn't understand a word being said.
Peter and that guy are dopplegangers. Just saying.