Good Morning Blondie - Jack Stauber

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @ppslayer6128
    @ppslayer6128 4 года назад +9584

    Jaw - Overused, outdated, cheesy
    Big flesh drawer - Interesting, fun, exciting

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад +214

      Virgin Jaw:
      Chad Big flesh drawer:

    • @ppslayer6128
      @ppslayer6128 4 года назад +49

      @Elijah Miles Oh, thank you! Your skin shall be clear, and your crops watered :)

    • @moxifica1924
      @moxifica1924 4 года назад +14

      Congrats on 870 likes! (none of them are mine)

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад +17

      @@ppslayer6128 that was weirdly wholesome

    • @ppslayer6128
      @ppslayer6128 4 года назад +18

      @@moxifica1924 Thank you for your honesty :) The pigeons shall accept you as their new leader

  • @sarcasticboris6743
    @sarcasticboris6743 5 лет назад +3479

    Blondie: : *actually possessed*
    Jack: “i jUsT dOn’T sEe tHe pRobLem hEre-“

    • @brunomartins1698
      @brunomartins1698 4 года назад +42

      GoOd MorNiNg

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 4 года назад +2

      Bruno Martins blondie

    • @finley6942
      @finley6942 4 года назад +24

      the only problem i have with her is the way she licks her envelopes! >:C

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 4 года назад +17

      @@finley6942 and spits out my peppermints!

    • @finley6942
      @finley6942 4 года назад +8

      @@project_letters yeah! >:(

  • @coolkidthreethousand4455
    @coolkidthreethousand4455 5 лет назад +6224

    Everyone: jaw
    Jack: B. I. G. F. L. E. S. H. D. R. A. W. E. R

    • @bruhbobent
      @bruhbobent 4 года назад +97

      Good morning

    • @tzimtzu
      @tzimtzu 4 года назад +72

      *created by*
      *Jack Stauber*

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 4 года назад +40

      Black VHS screen

    • @aaaaa-id3dz
      @aaaaa-id3dz 4 года назад +27

      *Black screen with another video on it*

    • @hubbabubba3855
      @hubbabubba3855 4 года назад +15

      YOU CLICK ON THE VIDEO TITLED ["Should Cyanide be Put in The, 'Children Only' Section?"]

  • @stalemuffin_1
    @stalemuffin_1 Год назад +886

    0:16 I love the genuine look of mild fear and concern on Jack’s face here

  • @ectoValentine
    @ectoValentine 4 года назад +4549

    I feel like Jack looks exactly like you'd imagine he would, but the opposite of what you think too, matches his music perfectly

    • @rosemarywilson7660
      @rosemarywilson7660 4 года назад +118

      He looks like he would be in a commercial like.. he looks familiar

    • @lifeonmars444
      @lifeonmars444 4 года назад +44

      He looks like my uncle Aaron mixed with my dad's old friend Lucas

    • @kindofhuman8147
      @kindofhuman8147 4 года назад +18

      He looks like one of my OC’s

    • @bloodiebabie
      @bloodiebabie 4 года назад +8

      FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

    • @alejoqc9540
      @alejoqc9540 4 года назад +13

      That's literally what I thought the first time I saw him.

  • @michaeladams3762
    @michaeladams3762 5 лет назад +5293

    Blondie: O O Jack: -.-
    O
    0:42

    • @moopteapop
      @moopteapop 5 лет назад +260

      Jack:*severe concern*

    • @leannluxcristobal9998
      @leannluxcristobal9998 5 лет назад +191

      Blondie: he's thinking about other girls
      Jack: why is she here?

    • @thatdued4853
      @thatdued4853 5 лет назад +107

      jack just be like: "thats not supposed to do that...."

    • @sp0dium469
      @sp0dium469 5 лет назад +9

      Michael Adams this is my favorite comment thank you

    • @olived8620
      @olived8620 5 лет назад +27

      I think jack was more like |:|

  • @patheticapathetic5826
    @patheticapathetic5826 5 лет назад +11737

    That part when jack is staring innocently at the girl when she wakes up is so wholesome

    • @toothpicksinurtoes1598
      @toothpicksinurtoes1598 4 года назад +490

      Sharon Muir
      I can’t tell if I’m more attracted to the girl or jack

    • @yeah1627
      @yeah1627 4 года назад +20

      IKR

    • @hunnydayzzxxx6610
      @hunnydayzzxxx6610 4 года назад +45

      thanks, elmo, my sleep paralysis demon

    • @spotty880
      @spotty880 4 года назад +12

      A wandering Star innocently

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 4 года назад +53

      @@TommyTom21 but he looks cute doing it....

  • @nilxoxo1633
    @nilxoxo1633 2 года назад +189

    as we see here, jack is trying to communicate and saying "i love you," this is truly why he's adorable.

    • @rowskies
      @rowskies 6 месяцев назад +3

      erm actually this song is about a toxic relationship

    • @Moony_WH
      @Moony_WH 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@rowskiesit's a toxic relationship of which one of the partners are abusive, but the other one just loves their partner too much that they'd just ignore what's happening to them.

    • @rowskies
      @rowskies 5 месяцев назад

      @@Moony_WH who

  • @DormanTheDoorman
    @DormanTheDoorman 5 лет назад +7858

    Describing your mouth as a "flesh drawer" is the most vile thing ive ever heard...
    Im gonna use that everyday from now on c:

  • @thorn99thorn
    @thorn99thorn 4 года назад +4821

    Most people: What that mouth do?
    Intellectuals: What are the capabilities of your flesh drawer?

    • @rortiz2519
      @rortiz2519 3 года назад +124

      My capabilities of my flesh drawer is none of your business

    • @sweartoyeezy3439
      @sweartoyeezy3439 3 года назад +15

      I wanted to like but the number of likes are just perfect (number as of now is 666)

    • @roserusso3133
      @roserusso3133 3 года назад +7

      😏😏

    • @wufflz
      @wufflz 3 года назад +24

      someone puts coffee in it of course

    • @DudeNamedMadison
      @DudeNamedMadison 3 года назад +12

      My flesh drawer is off limits people! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @calamitywayblight4752
    @calamitywayblight4752 4 года назад +13445

    Blondie: O O
    O
    Jack: ಠ^ಠ

  • @smegg3095
    @smegg3095 3 года назад +311

    0:06 the way jack was cuddling with the blanket was adorable ♥️♥️♥️

    • @immaduck7099
      @immaduck7099 Год назад +20

      AWWWWWWwwwwwww
      JACKIE I LOVE YOU WHY IS HE SO CUTE

    • @RobloxGaming_1000
      @RobloxGaming_1000 Год назад +6

      @@immaduck7099am running from nextbots

    • @immaduck7099
      @immaduck7099 Год назад +4

      @@RobloxGaming_1000no you're running from *M̸̛̳̥̖̥̬͈̯̫̮̮̱͖̭͌̂̄̊̃̽͌͛̃̃̇̆̔̇̒̀́͑̽̉͒̉̂̍̈́̒͌͌̅͐̓̿̽̌͂̈͊͂̏̎̈́͐͌͆̃͂́̀̎̋̾̉͐̎̇̕̚̕͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͠͝E̸̢̢̧̧̨̡̢̩̗͙̘̼̯̥̘͇͓͓̮̪̯̰̼̼̬͙̪̬̺̤̗͚͇̼̙̬̼̤̟̳̪͈̺̼̹̹̖͉͎̘͙̞̗̠̺͚̻̳̓̂̂̀̿͐̑̆͜͝ͅ.̸̨̢̧̡̡̢̡̧̜̠̘̬͍͚̱̟͓͓̘̰̟̩͖͍̝͇͇̩͇̦͉̤̳̥̮̝̤̲̫͉̗͙͓͔̲͓͔͈̥̫̥̠̦̹̦͚͕͈̹̣̞͇̻͚̮̼̟͆̑̎́̀͐̋͋͛̎̊̎̾̔̃͒̋̈́̆̎͊͗́̉̾̽̌́̓̅̑̀̈́̍͒̓̽̽̊͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ*

    • @magdaventura4711
      @magdaventura4711 Год назад +2

      ​@@immaduck7099how did you do that

    • @Razipazi77
      @Razipazi77 7 месяцев назад

      He's so silly

  • @elly17110
    @elly17110 4 года назад +3936

    Friend: I dislocated my jaw the other day
    Me: What's a jaw? You mean flesh drawer?

  • @lordfrogthetoast
    @lordfrogthetoast 5 лет назад +4251

    0:42
    Blondie: *turns into clay demon*
    Jack: *mildly confused*

  • @sofuwu9859
    @sofuwu9859 4 года назад +20617

    Here we can see how Jack tries to say "I love you" in his language.

    • @idk6473
      @idk6473 4 года назад +512

      And we all love it

    • @theentirefruitbowl
      @theentirefruitbowl 4 года назад +108

      What part?
      (edit; ok ok thanks)

    • @quit4781
      @quit4781 4 года назад +51

      Lol

    • @wesparkmyboys
      @wesparkmyboys 3 года назад +264

      Makes no sense, i think he just cant understand his gf and just in a terrible relationship, and he's kinda annoyed by her talkin, and literally views her as an object because he doesnt give two shits about her, and calls her a "big flesh drawer" a object. Which is sexist but honestlly i love it to much to cause a ruckus. Shit ive been listening to this guy for 5 years now, been with me everywhere and it makes a trippy childhood

    • @theresamaninthewoods9639
      @theresamaninthewoods9639 3 года назад +132

      Djderp33 I’m pretty sure it’s just about a strange relationship

  • @empirebeach
    @empirebeach Год назад +49

    idk why but this is kinda adorable.. and the "good morning" at the end was really sweet. also both the woman and jack in this are so cute hkdj

  • @imbored1085
    @imbored1085 3 года назад +2537

    The fact that Jack looks blonder than that lady is hilarious

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 5 лет назад +2591

    A REAL PERSON? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

    • @bluesolace9052
      @bluesolace9052 5 лет назад +10

      RidonkulousMG haha I know right?

    • @tanakabeats
      @tanakabeats 5 лет назад +29

      You didn't see tea errors?

    • @bat5102
      @bat5102 5 лет назад +15

      call that a person?

    • @spice_cake
      @spice_cake 5 лет назад +10

      Are you new or something? Lol

    • @garywalters08
      @garywalters08 5 лет назад +6

      Dead weight

  • @mrwruble1842
    @mrwruble1842 4 года назад +11035

    Jack is potentially the most adorable man in existence.

    • @help1460
      @help1460 3 года назад +252

      Of ducking course he is

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 3 года назад +46

      @@help1460 haha, yes.

    • @enterprisingbiosphere3933
      @enterprisingbiosphere3933 3 года назад +240

      i'm gay but he could have a little piece of my heart.

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 3 года назад +25

      @@enterprisingbiosphere3933 he better haha

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 3 года назад +47

      And disturbed 😂

  • @Razz_gaming3
    @Razz_gaming3 Год назад +62

    You know the vibe can get soo much better when you wake up early in the morning when it’s still dark and turn on a lamp to watch jack stauber with a coffee beside you.

  • @Jawunleashed
    @Jawunleashed 5 лет назад +2192

    Blondie: *Eyes and mouth become demonic*
    Jack Stauber: O_o

  • @Little-Dude
    @Little-Dude 5 лет назад +678

    peasants: "mouth"
    intellectuals: "flesh drawer"

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 5 лет назад +2607

    Jack: Hey, wanna be in a video?
    This gurl: Sure! What did you have in mind?
    Jack: Ok, so I was thinking you could be a devil-spawn that I have some coffee with.
    Girl: *SURE*

  • @jddjdmsmskdndnej8817
    @jddjdmsmskdndnej8817 3 года назад +288

    I describe jacks song as
    -relaxing
    -calming
    -sometimes disturbing
    -kinda creepy
    -catchy
    -Good

  • @canlex
    @canlex 5 лет назад +2170

    I wonder if Jack knows Blondie is a monster and he's just singing for her to keep her content.

    • @sayanocha2468
      @sayanocha2468 4 года назад +16

      i want to like that comment but its on 69 likes

    • @redwolftrash
      @redwolftrash 4 года назад +6

      @@sayanocha2468 it's at 248 now

    • @dari2409
      @dari2409 4 года назад +4

      I’m sorry but can someone explain what the number 69 means?

    • @cinnamonini.
      @cinnamonini. 4 года назад +2

      @@dari2409 it looks like boobies

    • @joshd7438
      @joshd7438 4 года назад +6

      @@cinnamonini. what lmao nice bait 😂

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 5 лет назад +612

    Jack's facial expressions are everything

  • @starsanddust2449
    @starsanddust2449 4 года назад +575

    Blondie: **becomes a demonic entity**
    Jack: *oh la la*

    • @solaireofastora700
      @solaireofastora700 4 года назад +17

      there were all those big fancy comments, but you had to go with the oh lala.
      best comment ever i dont give a shit

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 3 года назад +84

    Wholesome and body horror don't usually mix, Jack is the exception

  • @dawsonmueller4842
    @dawsonmueller4842 5 лет назад +231

    I love that the two expressions Jack has throughout this video is Confusion and Calmness

    • @darnchacha1632
      @darnchacha1632 5 лет назад +14

      You forgot the third one, cross-eyed madman

  • @mothmaiden4413
    @mothmaiden4413 5 лет назад +2848

    Genius hosted Bill Wurtz. Now Genius must host Jack. It is only fair.

    • @mothmaiden4413
      @mothmaiden4413 5 лет назад +11

      @Omega Stick This is very true.

    • @frumbolo
      @frumbolo 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah but no one knows the words to Jack's songs

    • @TsukiLuvr
      @TsukiLuvr 5 лет назад +31

      He’d never do it, we must never know his secrets

    • @christianpeele6878
      @christianpeele6878 5 лет назад +15

      NO NO NO GENIUS MUST BE STOPPED

    • @noobnoob2121
      @noobnoob2121 5 лет назад +32

      @Omega Stick you dare talk down on the messiah bill wurtz

  • @storychara1240
    @storychara1240 4 года назад +2080

    Blondie: "turning into clay demon woman thing"
    Jack: YoUrE mY sUnShInE HoNeY u lOoK biTifuL

  • @IamSpacedad
    @IamSpacedad 6 месяцев назад +10

    I took this as a great lil meditation on the weirdness of waking up next to another person you're in a loving relationship with and how you notice all their oddest aspects in the morning. You're like 'wow, there's this alien creature I'm sharing space with, and I love them.'

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml 5 лет назад +968

    I love Jack's beard so much 💕♥️💕♥️

  • @arcticrebekah8930
    @arcticrebekah8930 5 лет назад +2169

    ... your big *FLESH DRAWER* ?????!!!!!??!???

  • @ccmmacaroon2696
    @ccmmacaroon2696 5 лет назад +835

    Jack Stauber: *uploads new content*
    Animation meme makers: It's free real estate

    • @giuliab8484
      @giuliab8484 5 лет назад +5

      😂 Favorite comment

    • @koriees
      @koriees 5 лет назад +18

      *valid i cant stand it anymore*

    • @user-vi6st2xh3t
      @user-vi6st2xh3t 5 лет назад +6

      If I had an art tablet this comment would be very relatable

    • @MariaLuiza-tp2dc
      @MariaLuiza-tp2dc 5 лет назад +14

      It's with animation memes that i found him, so i'm really grateful for them. I'm sure that i NEVER would've heard him if it wasn't for animation memes

    • @todd1855
      @todd1855 5 лет назад +3

      I first found him on the rising creator thing on the trending page

  • @znaj7335
    @znaj7335 3 года назад +38

    I like how love can overcome everything. You can be with the creepiest thing in the universe and just wake up next to it with a small confused look but then say "ahhh good morning honey" ahhh Jack Stauber and his secret morals

  • @wiedietie
    @wiedietie 5 лет назад +3722

    Artist: Jack Stauber
    Genre: Jack Stauber

  • @epicgamermoment2803
    @epicgamermoment2803 5 лет назад +485

    Jack stauber: "Good morning Blondie!"
    Blondie: *CLAY MOUTH ACTIVATED*

  • @BrickArmyProductions
    @BrickArmyProductions 4 года назад +377

    I love jacks constant look of mild concern throughout the video, especially during the “baby dream” scene

  • @axolotlsarecute6764
    @axolotlsarecute6764 Год назад +21

    "ill make you a cup of coffee, but ill pour more into mine." is prob the most relateable thing ive ever seen in a video XD

  • @hooda1862
    @hooda1862 4 года назад +6169

    I think the song reflects an emotionally abusive relationship.
    He puts more coffee in his cup because he feels like he puts more effort into it.
    The "treats from his friend" that he crushes down are all of his friends' suggestions to break up with her, but he doesn't listen to them.
    Their love is a "Punch and Judy Show" because she is emotionally abusive to him, and in the "Rise and shine" part he elevates her emotionally, like in many abusive relationships.
    In the last part he then finally realizes how much toxic she is.

    • @lainoid1180
      @lainoid1180 4 года назад +236

      Nice theory dude! I like it

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 4 года назад +57

      I thought of that-

    • @kwstakys9862
      @kwstakys9862 4 года назад +107

      How does he realizes that at the end of the video?

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад +34

      @@kwstakys9862 Lmao right?

    • @yetimstillhere43
      @yetimstillhere43 4 года назад +194

      Wrong,the song is about an alien “girlfriend” trying to eat jack

  • @katelynnjensen3040
    @katelynnjensen3040 5 лет назад +467

    Trust me jack she’s a keeper

  • @thatnumber202
    @thatnumber202 4 года назад +446

    Alternate Title: Jack Stauber Accidentally Puts Acid in His Coffee AGAIN

    • @siemsiem6920
      @siemsiem6920 3 года назад +3

      SHE'S DEAD AGAIN

    • @enterprisingbiosphere3933
      @enterprisingbiosphere3933 3 года назад +13

      id love to microdose on LSD and coffee with this guy. he seems like he'd be a generally fun person to be around.
      (i'll bet he's too busy for any new folx though. gotta get that new content out there!)

    • @vtmorphine
      @vtmorphine 3 года назад +2

      "accidentally"

    • @imfeelingstaubertoday6793
      @imfeelingstaubertoday6793 3 года назад +1

      @@enterprisingbiosphere3933 well I guess you can he hasn't uploaded in 11 months

  • @pickledegg1989
    @pickledegg1989 Год назад +15

    I appreciate how Jack Stauber makes his videos in 4:3 ratio. It's like watching yourself watching you have a fever dream in 1998.

  • @laninadelostamales6036
    @laninadelostamales6036 4 года назад +5519

    Blondie: 👁️_👁️
    Jack:ತ_ʖತ

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 5 лет назад +2214

    I've never seen Jack make that facial expression and I want more of it. (0:44)

    • @alemunnoz
      @alemunnoz 5 лет назад +198

      The cutest face he has ever made

    • @cyberponiez
      @cyberponiez 5 лет назад +13

      me too!!!!!!!

    • @cryinghuman2964
      @cryinghuman2964 5 лет назад +9

      @@alemunnoz true

    • @billier1882
      @billier1882 5 лет назад +4

      YES THANK YOU!

    • @xentenial
      @xentenial 5 лет назад +100

      **mild confusion and suppressed horror**

  • @Hauntedfisher1001
    @Hauntedfisher1001 5 лет назад +462

    0:06 one of the sweetest parts, jack you look so innocent and I love it.

  • @sadiedeservedbetter
    @sadiedeservedbetter 5 лет назад +3490

    plot twist: the demon is blondie from troom troom

  • @-machx-272
    @-machx-272 4 года назад +192

    Blondie: *becomes a circle clay demon*
    Jack: ah shit, here we go again

    • @acecantwin800
      @acecantwin800 3 года назад +2

      I’m the 69th like. Nobody ruin that lol

  • @hinafujisaki2042
    @hinafujisaki2042 4 года назад +493

    I like how every Jack Stauber's song is basically "adult life things describe by a child"

  • @walter7545
    @walter7545 3 года назад +23

    0:44 I love Jack's face at the time

  • @larvaebox
    @larvaebox 5 лет назад +139

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @SkitzoBritzo
    @SkitzoBritzo 5 лет назад +191

    wish my dentist would call my mouth a flesh drawer

  • @imimposter2599
    @imimposter2599 5 лет назад +3879

    This man got a whole demon in his house
    👁 👄 👁 bruh.

  • @Pinkcircusrats-kb1rw
    @Pinkcircusrats-kb1rw 8 месяцев назад +72

    Meaning:
    Your partner hurting you/abusing you but loving them too much to say anything. Also the mouth thing, he’s basically saying he loves when he hears her voice. And he uses coffee to keep her active and talking.

    • @LOLrpop
      @LOLrpop 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ooooo

    • @bernarda1247
      @bernarda1247 4 месяца назад +1

      …or maybe it’s just a song.

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 4 месяца назад

      ​@@bernarda1247 maybe you should check out Opal.

    • @bepsibeverage4231
      @bepsibeverage4231 4 месяца назад +1

      @@bernarda1247all of his songs have had an intended meaning/lesson up to the present day

    • @CottageGrass
      @CottageGrass 3 месяца назад

      Dam, depression🙂‍↔️😔

  • @DankerBeef
    @DankerBeef 5 лет назад +5979

    I think jack’s fetish is puppets

  • @derpywhale3645
    @derpywhale3645 5 лет назад +736

    0:44
    At that moment Jack realized that he f-ked up

    • @latitzouri
      @latitzouri 5 лет назад +53

      He looks like it's the fourth time and he's bored of demon in his house :T

    • @jagged1725
      @jagged1725 5 лет назад +21

      Jacks like HOL UP

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ 5 лет назад +9

      He's like; "wait"

    • @maxobb7259
      @maxobb7259 5 лет назад +15

      *mild concern*

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 5 лет назад +17

      Jack: *Visible confusion*

  • @F3ITHH
    @F3ITHH Год назад +6

    That “Good Morning” was the most beautiful thing jack said in this music video ❤

  • @aprilscythes
    @aprilscythes 4 года назад +255

    Girl: OoO
    Jack: hmm... I feel like something is wrong, but I can’t put my finger on it...

  • @scrimbo1034
    @scrimbo1034 5 лет назад +2337

    Jack: ok I need you to stand still
    Jacks girlfriend: why?
    Jack: so I can use special effects to unhinge your jaw
    Jacks girlfriend: *what*
    Jack: *what*

    • @sage2u766
      @sage2u766 4 года назад +180

      Jack: ok I need you to stand still
      Jacks girlfriend: why?
      Jack: To use special affects to Unhinge your *FLESH DRAWER*

    • @weatherzane
      @weatherzane 4 года назад +86

      you’re acting like someone who knows jack stauber would be surprised by a premise like that

    • @SaraTorres144
      @SaraTorres144 4 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @deletecrystal
      @deletecrystal 4 года назад +7

      *what*

    • @saltyhasnochill5249
      @saltyhasnochill5249 4 года назад +20

      フ ァ ッ クあ な た を jack I thought we talked about this it’s a mouth

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +4219

    That's no human, that's a xenomorph in human skin.

    • @tempesto3981
      @tempesto3981 5 лет назад +45

      dang justin how'd you already get on this

    • @tempesto3981
      @tempesto3981 5 лет назад +36

      its only been out for 1 minute

    • @yurimegacha2251
      @yurimegacha2251 5 лет назад +6

      @@tempesto3981 notif.

    • @lenjoyer
      @lenjoyer 5 лет назад +14

      LEAVE ME ALONE OMG

    • @j2dees
      @j2dees 5 лет назад +11

      Justin Y. I literally just saw u on the “dog pees on electric fence” lmao

  • @sraleatorio8376
    @sraleatorio8376 3 года назад +15

    NÃO TEM COISA MAIS LINDA QUE UM CANTOR APAIXONADO

  • @xultra_violetx
    @xultra_violetx 5 лет назад +253

    *thanks man I needed my daily dose of nightmare fuel*

  • @bradcassarole4965
    @bradcassarole4965 5 лет назад +1431

    The best part about this song is that Blondie has brown hair.
    EDIT: What have I started in the comments lmao

    • @datei03
      @datei03 4 года назад +84

      No she doesn't this shade is called dark blonde I've had this discussion before. Seems like an american thing to categorize it as brown

    • @kimyafaye4371
      @kimyafaye4371 4 года назад +170

      Blondie's Mom: Blondie, what color's your hair?
      Blondie: My hair is brown, mama!

    • @alexisortizgil5446
      @alexisortizgil5446 4 года назад +42

      rubby mc rub rub
      it’s just light brown, ain’t too deep.
      Ain’t something to get pissed of by.
      She has dark brown roots sooo

    • @meowWwW21
      @meowWwW21 4 года назад +23

      rubby mc rub rub i thought it was dirty blonde😅

    • @76bigdominican
      @76bigdominican 4 года назад +8

      Just like billy

  • @RubberAckie
    @RubberAckie 5 лет назад +338

    Jack stauber and david firth should work together to make something truly unsettling

  • @Fandoms_gurlieeee
    @Fandoms_gurlieeee 2 года назад +12

    Girl: O O
    O
    Jack: * Visible confusion *

  • @herzen9857
    @herzen9857 5 лет назад +1022

    Jack Stauber: I'm bored. Let's make a fun little video with no meaning behind it. *uploads content*
    Jack Stauber fans: **TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MEANING BEHIND THE VIDEO WITH THE HELP OF SATAN**

    • @klein8697
      @klein8697 5 лет назад +25

      let us have fun with Satan interpreting this thing

    • @herzen9857
      @herzen9857 5 лет назад +16

      @Michael Young no, i do know that many of his videos have meanings behind them but there are also some that dont. (Like the "take tooth" animation).
      So i made a joke about his fans trying to figure out the meaning of a video although there most likely isnt one

    • @klein8697
      @klein8697 5 лет назад +3

      @@herzen9857 why assume something has no meaning when it's far more fun to assume there is?

    • @herzen9857
      @herzen9857 5 лет назад +2

      @@klein8697 everytime i make a fun littke joke, this happens. Gotta love the internet.

    • @klein8697
      @klein8697 5 лет назад

      @@herzen9857 yeah, this god forsaken land is dope

  • @JesusChrist-qw3zt
    @JesusChrist-qw3zt 5 лет назад +206

    The best part of waking up is stauber in your cup.

    • @turdy_water7646
      @turdy_water7646 5 лет назад +3

      Is*

    • @JesusChrist-qw3zt
      @JesusChrist-qw3zt 5 лет назад +2

      @@turdy_water7646 huh?😎

    • @turdy_water7646
      @turdy_water7646 5 лет назад +4

      @@JesusChrist-qw3zt you snide rat you edited the comment to conceal your mistake that I corrected for you

    • @stu_pot1631
      @stu_pot1631 5 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU FOR THIS

    • @JesusChrist-qw3zt
      @JesusChrist-qw3zt 5 лет назад

      @@turdy_water7646 I haven't the slightest idea what you mean turdy?

  • @basedaudio1
    @basedaudio1 4 года назад +190

    Can just take a moment to appreciate how easily he can roll his eyes

    • @deadpandeer2615
      @deadpandeer2615 3 года назад +8

      ZBut it is easy...

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 Год назад +3

      As if it’s as hard as crossing your eyes. Rolling your eyes is not difficult at all, toddlers do it constantly

  • @nikotheyounger
    @nikotheyounger 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Why can’t you just be normal?!”
    Jack: *Incomprehensible high-pitched vocalizing*

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 4 года назад +21

    I love the way he switches up and down octaves, gives his songs a unique feel, along with literally everything else.

  • @brooklyn0323
    @brooklyn0323 5 лет назад +194

    She was like: >_>
    And he was like:

  • @sburb17
    @sburb17 5 лет назад +819

    My reaction:
    Aww, yeeeeah!!
    Awwwwww.
    Ohhhh, nooooooo.....
    Nooooo....

  • @2x1music
    @2x1music 2 года назад +13

    Jack, this is what happens when you animate traumatising clay characters 24/7

  • @pazacevedo7396
    @pazacevedo7396 5 лет назад +158

    I like how Jack is only slightly concerned about Blondie’s horrible deformities

    • @starooftothemoonowo9230
      @starooftothemoonowo9230 5 лет назад +13

      Paz Acevedo blondie doesn’t have any, its just Jack’s world. In jack’s world everyone has a flesh drawer ☺️

    • @amandastarfan
      @amandastarfan 5 лет назад +3

      I’m surprised he’s concerned at all tbh

  • @rafaelcastillo5998
    @rafaelcastillo5998 5 лет назад +89

    Blondie: *Wakes up*
    Jack: Ah shizz here we go again

  • @SweetTeaRose
    @SweetTeaRose 5 лет назад +471

    0:44
    this is us at that new video

  • @funnythief3330
    @funnythief3330 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:44 the face reaction is perfection.

  • @Emily-cz4hg
    @Emily-cz4hg 5 лет назад +800

    Your flesh drawer is looking mighty fine Rebecca

  • @asherderosia9496
    @asherderosia9496 5 лет назад +136

    Have you seen jack’s eyes they can just open up so wide and still look adorable

  • @Creepley
    @Creepley 5 лет назад +1064

    How the heck do you pump these out so fast? They're such high quality!

    • @xslthrdx
      @xslthrdx 5 лет назад +16

      more like 240p amirite

    • @possum9403
      @possum9403 5 лет назад +16

      That’s what she said
      I’m sorry

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin 5 лет назад +8

      HIPPY CULT no ur not right

    • @emohairball
      @emohairball 5 лет назад +18

      He used to put videos up even more often like a year ago! He said once that some of them take only a morning's time! So talented.😍
      ... I think my level of worship is bordering on unhealthy...
      Well, time to listen to Micropop again

    • @marumisu9560
      @marumisu9560 5 лет назад +2

      He could be part of bigger company. In the early days of youtube there used to be people who had weirdly amazingly produced videos and claimed they were doing it all on their own. Later it was revealed that they were part of a big production company and the person was just an actor working for them. It could be that, or Jack is paying a group of people to help him make these videos.

  • @toonangel1723
    @toonangel1723 2 года назад +5

    This songs feels like that grogginess of a early Saturday morning where you have no work and you’re enjoying your first coffee cup as you smell the outdoor air from inside

  • @aIienn
    @aIienn 3 года назад +70

    He actually looks so adorable in this

  • @thesensur6214
    @thesensur6214 5 лет назад +341

    Lyrics:
    “Good morning, blondie
    Rise and shine.
    I’ll make you a cup of coffee, but I’ll pour more into mine...
    Cus’ your face moves like a puppet and it doesn’t make sense!
    I’ll put a wallnut ‘tween your teeth as a treat from my friends.
    I’ll crush it down!
    (Crack)
    Your really movin’ now!
    Your loves’ The best punch and Judy show in the whole east-cost!
    Wake up from your baby dream
    And tell me every little thing that you saw..
    I’ll make you a cup of coffee,
    And I’ll pour it in your jaw
    In your big flesh-drawer
    (Good morning)”
    if I got anything wrong tell me. (:

  • @kmoney4648
    @kmoney4648 5 лет назад +2297

    She is actually really cute without the clay mouth

  • @LeetMath
    @LeetMath Год назад +3

    this song feels just like how it feels to wake up in the morning and also live with a person you love

  • @JoeOnaBoat
    @JoeOnaBoat 5 лет назад +507

    i am going to send this internet video to all of the females that i do know

    • @jbeutz796
      @jbeutz796 5 лет назад +22

      this plan is a good plan to have. A good one. Yes. and Can I have permission to also use it too?

    • @JoeOnaBoat
      @JoeOnaBoat 5 лет назад +20

      @@jbeutz796 yes of course and thank you for your trust

    • @muggz7752
      @muggz7752 5 лет назад +12

      Joe On a Boat "females",who hurt you

    •  5 лет назад +7

      @@JoeOnaBoat well i sure can get behind this plan. maybe ill do the same. this will make the women trust me, for sure. commendable plan, joe

    • @harate
      @harate 5 лет назад +4

      Joe On a Boat I trust you

  • @evelyngrace9404
    @evelyngrace9404 4 года назад +48

    I just kind of love the face Jack is making when they wake up and Blondie looks at him and he just has a look of fear or distrust on his face. 😂❤️

  • @200mm
    @200mm 4 года назад +3327

    The blonde one is cute.
    Yes, you know who I’m talking about.

    • @imherebecauseihateyourguts8122
      @imherebecauseihateyourguts8122 4 года назад +51

      They are the same lifeform

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 года назад +135

      blonde is feminine so this doesn't really work lmao (blond is masculine) it's one of the few gendered english words which is pretty unlucky

    • @200mm
      @200mm 4 года назад +141

      Meeminator Did I stutter?

    • @jpprobably
      @jpprobably 4 года назад +87

      @@200mm that's it,from this point on imma response to any argument with "did I stutter?"

    • @200mm
      @200mm 4 года назад +34

      AeJP Yes

  • @martinebonita2658
    @martinebonita2658 3 года назад +4

    I was obsessed with this song during my sectioned inpatient era. Specifically, I remember getting to go home for christmas and watching this on repeat.

  • @DjeauxSheaux
    @DjeauxSheaux 5 лет назад +1095

    Jack is trapped in a house with a demon. He is slowly hiding tiny pieces of silver he salvages from electronics with the aim of making a shiv. He never takes his eyes off her, appeasing her with cup after cup of coffee and taking her abuse, but never losing his resolve. Rarely sleeping for more than a moment at a time, he greets his captor every morning with a look that says "I will escape one day, Blondie. And when I do, I will leave this house a smouldering ruin".

    • @chococ3855
      @chococ3855 5 лет назад +54

      This is hilarious
      I doubt that was the actual meaning behind the song
      But i can hope

    • @DjeauxSheaux
      @DjeauxSheaux 5 лет назад +46

      Well of course it's not the actual meaning, it's just my interpretation. I don't think Stauber is ever going to spell anything out for us. At least, I sure hope he doesn't.

    • @chococ3855
      @chococ3855 5 лет назад +11

      @@DjeauxSheaux i hope he doesn't either--

    • @CasperSpencer
      @CasperSpencer 5 лет назад +6

      Whatever he does has no meaning whatsoever lol

    • @2gupsy4me
      @2gupsy4me 5 лет назад +9

      Pixel Bit Studios r/Wooosh

  • @deborahakran2633
    @deborahakran2633 5 лет назад +49

    I like that new word for mouth...
    FLESH DRAWER

  • @ashleym.7233
    @ashleym.7233 5 лет назад +3434

    Jack stauber > shaggy

    • @fish-stickoverlord3047
      @fish-stickoverlord3047 5 лет назад +27

      Ashley M.
      Oof, something i can agree with

    • @jammy1232
      @jammy1232 5 лет назад +79

      I got one better so shaggy doesn't kill us. jack stauber = shaggy

    • @ashleym.7233
      @ashleym.7233 5 лет назад +6

      @@jammy1232 👌 👌

    • @pasteldecay1791
      @pasteldecay1791 5 лет назад +8

      SBSABQGSHBGWQSVGWVUSAOBUSHGWBGWQWVGOSVSGUSOUABVOHWUQVBOVASOUSVBUVOSVUOWWOHVWOGVWOVSUOVWHGVBWHVWUVBSUOBSUVBWBWVSOWVYHUSVSVOVSWVYWVWOVSWYOVSOUSVVSUSYVSVSSVSYSYSUYSVSOU that's just how I feel when I read that

    • @sulflay7319
      @sulflay7319 5 лет назад +7

      Ashley M. He has ultimate power

  • @tylermargoitta4441
    @tylermargoitta4441 3 года назад +11

    If you like weirdcore, meet the king of weirdcore

  • @jnhi234
    @jnhi234 5 лет назад +1446

    Jack has some really pretty girls in his videos

    • @bunniallure
      @bunniallure 5 лет назад +181

      ye the flesh drawer was super attractive too

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 5 лет назад +130

      You know he clapping all the cheeks

    • @thebigbadbeanman
      @thebigbadbeanman 5 лет назад +27

      He’s good at roping them in

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 5 лет назад +5

      @@Anime-dr9zf stank you, so smelly much

    • @1stmidas
      @1stmidas 5 лет назад +99

      No, Jack IS the pretty girl

  • @asylumarcade
    @asylumarcade 5 лет назад +127

    I called someone's jaw their "flesh drawer" in real life and they looked at me funny...then I realized how unlike a jaw it sounded

    • @datei03
      @datei03 4 года назад +5

      Idk it's similar in shape and somewhat in functionality but ofc it's better known for the vertical movement it can perform than the horizontal

  • @idalair3207
    @idalair3207 5 лет назад +176

    why is this -god- dude not verified yet?

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 5 лет назад +7

      Why is this -dude- god not verified yet? FTFY

    • @123evilwolf
      @123evilwolf 5 лет назад

      Not verified in the eyes of god

  • @UwU-ou3nc
    @UwU-ou3nc 3 года назад +1

    Jack staubers way of expressing his "I love you" is so wholesome ^^

  • @leimorrow6839
    @leimorrow6839 5 лет назад +135

    how it feels to chew five gum:

  • @benjiisadeer3718
    @benjiisadeer3718 5 лет назад +113

    Lol even jack is confused and shook like "...What?.. "

    • @Stinckyfatmama
      @Stinckyfatmama 5 лет назад +1

      Benji Is A Deer lol her eyes and mouth