im surprised no one made a fort polk mod yet based off zachs stories, have it filled with incompetent NCR soldiers giving you roundabout quests with little to no rewards
The final mission is watching everyone getting slaughtered by the Legion because none of their guns work. All because Zach is the only small arms repairman in the entire camp and he has a ton of other sh*t to do.
I'm gonna take advantage of my patron privileges(and drunkenness) to say for a majority of us, we love and appreciate you guys, Mike and Zach! Hope you guys are doing great.
I can not disagree, as a TOTALLY NOT sober person, also cheers for your drunkenness and a decent amount of alcohol in your blood to actually understand where such a script might come up from
The other 81 minutes are filled with 45 minutes of teabagging Malcolm Holmes and a 36 minute montage of Zach and Mike running through backyards and jumping over fences
Zach grew so much as a character, first Bing wounded by Cass' rejection and then rejecting her realizing that he was better without her all along. Such a masterpiece. You could really feel the emotion in the actors voices.
@@Paratroopersteark For some second in the end of the video for some reason i expected Mike and Zach go gay and make some sweeet love to each other. Weird fanfic in this style always end like that. ^^
I don’t know how you guys have continued this series, with constant uploads, for two years straight and have somehow always made it funny and never stale. I mean, we’ve all seen million dollar tv series end after 1 season. You guys really know how to create content
@@Zach_Hazard Yes! You would killed the bad guy with boring him to death with gunfacts and someone would steel you cabinet if this was real life. Thats why this is a Fanfic. P.S i do like gunfacts. Mostly because i would love to own one but my country is super strict and would sent a SWAT team if i would have a AR-15. And accuse me for all the shootings that happend all the time here because...Reasons.
Zach's 'lunge' made me laugh so hard I puked, its been a long ass time since any video has made me do that so I hope he knows what a huge compliment this is. now if you'll excuse me I gotta swab up around my desk as I didn't quite make it to the trash can...
one of the villagers should have stepped in and said i too am afraid of sausages thereby forming a fond bond with mike for further future drama yeah i appreciate you two keep up the great work :@)
Alright. So, apparently zach's corn addiction was because of an ass ghoul and ptsd from when he was a young child with a bear and moustache...this makes too much sense, especially for this series
People who I want to see this: 1. Someguy2000 2. Sodomy, Someguy2000's #1 fan 3. Cass's Voice Actor 4. Emil Pagliarulo, so he can see what good writing looks like 5. Chris Avellone
I find it hard to believe that Zach wouldn’t be walking around with an ammo can strapped to his ass full of a myriad of calibers and types of ammunition, some silver tip .50 bmg, green tip 556, dragons breath, etc
As zack and Mike ran along the road, jumping fences, Zack looked at Mike and said "what's the matter, you've never taken a shortcut?" before charging into a fence, knocking it over
This was a truly moving representation of the political standing of oatmeal, the acting was so good my dead great great great great grandfather's dog walker's hair stylist's brother's wife's mother's sister's father's side chick's friend's daughter's pet lizard came back to life just to watch it, the stunning visuals and ingenious script and plot made me want to purchase a military surplus Colt M1911 .45 ACP recoil operated semi automatic 7+1 pistol, this movie was so great that it can be called a reinventing of the wheel in terms of cinema. I pray for the day that the sequel comes out.
This scrip was a best seller in all the theatres of the NCR that Michael Bay jr. Wanted to make it a film of 2 hours with lots of explosions and a sequel with the child of Zach and Cass
Put this on Kickstarter immediately. Just take my money. I MUST watch the full-length movie. Incredible! In my honest opinion, it is looking better than all the Marvel Universe movies combined. And, it’s a lot more original.
Watching it "Oh this is pretty good." Gets to the part where Zach says "Im staying with the person who stayed with me through thick and thin, Mike." Me: 0_o Wai wat no no no. Zach you are only encouraging the MikexZach shippers.
im surprised no one made a fort polk mod yet based off zachs stories, have it filled with incompetent NCR soldiers giving you roundabout quests with little to no rewards
"Thank you finding over 2000 ranger sequoias to fix them without the jerry rigging perk"
Then they hand you a $30 ncr money
@@ZyroShadowPony EXACTLY
The final mission is watching everyone getting slaughtered by the Legion because none of their guns work. All because Zach is the only small arms repairman in the entire camp and he has a ton of other sh*t to do.
Fort Polka, with a Weird Al easter egg tucked in somewhere.
@@ZyroShadowPony lol 😆
"Cass frowns" you lost the perfect opportunity to add frowning eyebrows to her with MS Paint :P
"You wrote yourself getting rejected in your own story"
Mike! That's because true professionals care about realism XD
That’s a uhhh...interesting profile picture. Also agreed
@@Rhinoplaysmc Thanks! A creation of my own ^_^
The Zachs of Hazard
This is canon now. Also thank you for using my sketch, I really love this series!
Wait, you wrote this?
@@pabstlite7033 nope, I mean the drawing used in the thumbnail, hehe
i'll assume there was a fair amount of alcohol was accociated with this script
And drugs. I know some form of drug must be in the middle of this.
Also probably some depression and sleep deprivation
I have no reason to doubt the involvement of alcoholics beverages in the making of this production
Item list to make this script
Alcohol
Drugs
More alcohol
And and pen and paper
@@TheDiazDarkness Alcohol is a drug. It just happens to be a legal drug.
So is caffeine.
I'm gonna take advantage of my patron privileges(and drunkenness) to say for a majority of us, we love and appreciate you guys, Mike and Zach! Hope you guys are doing great.
I can not disagree, as a TOTALLY NOT sober person, also cheers for your drunkenness and a decent amount of alcohol in your blood to actually understand where such a script might come up from
Is this a script from Vigil from Mass Effect that you promised to take but forgot Zach?
Someone give this a 5 million dollar budget. I want it NOW.
When young zach still has the same beard,AND looks like those Freddie Mercury .mp3 memes
Zach burns himself once more! xD
Such a beautiful conclussion!
Sadly the 90 minutes script turned out to be only 9 minutes long!
The other 81 minutes are filled with 45 minutes of teabagging Malcolm Holmes and a 36 minute montage of Zach and Mike running through backyards and jumping over fences
@@kennethpeterson7524 Yeah, it's an interactive feature where you're supposed to manually loop those parts for their intended duration.
Well it took him 90 minutes to write it.
the other 81 minutes is the yaoi that mike talked about while they were reading the script.
I'd pay money to see it, or risk a virus to pirate it.
This sentence takes on a whole new meaning now 😂
Zach grew so much as a character, first Bing wounded by Cass' rejection and then rejecting her realizing that he was better without her all along.
Such a masterpiece. You could really feel the emotion in the actors voices.
This is like the worst fanfiction ever.
And i loved every minute of it!
this does look like the begining of an erotic fanfiction...
Dirty pleasure it is.
@@Paratroopersteark *FEET*
@@Paratroopersteark For some second in the end of the video for some reason i expected Mike and Zach go gay and make some sweeet love to each other. Weird fanfic in this style always end like that. ^^
This entire comment is the funniest thing I have ever seen
I don’t know how you guys have continued this series, with constant uploads, for two years straight and have somehow always made it funny and never stale. I mean, we’ve all seen million dollar tv series end after 1 season. You guys really know how to create content
Zach: “Please, take my screenplay to the Citadel. It’s really good.”
Omg zach's gun has a hole in the stock. His gun is now faster.
Will this movie launch multiple spin offs and a cinematic universe that will be the next big thing? Find out next time on dragon Ball Z!
Episode 201 : Zach writes a disturbing fanfic
Petition to make them read fanfiction about them & re-enact it in a game.
Zach and mike are the best Lesbians
There is no one that is as sexually attracted to women as them
This has inspired me to make a play. I'll call it, "The Spiteful Rebellious Goblin", by William Shakespeare.
Did I just listen to some weird fanfiction?
Most likely, but I'd still watch it
@@quantumgamer5072 I think Terrance Shepard wrote it
Silence, profligate!
If I wrote it is it still fan fiction?
@@Zach_Hazard Yes! You would killed the bad guy with boring him to death with gunfacts and someone would steel you cabinet if this was real life. Thats why this is a Fanfic.
P.S i do like gunfacts. Mostly because i would love to own one but my country is super strict and would sent a SWAT team if i would have a AR-15. And accuse
me for all the shootings that happend all the time here because...Reasons.
Zach's 'lunge' made me laugh so hard I puked, its been a long ass time since any video has made me do that so I hope he knows what a huge compliment this is.
now if you'll excuse me I gotta swab up around my desk as I didn't quite make it to the trash can...
Soon it will be Academy award winning Mike Burnfire. Zack was nominated for best supporting actor but lost to the snowman from frozen 2.
5:58 that's Fallout 4 levels of glitchy skin textures
Omfg young child Zac's hat is hilarious
I love how zach gets launched into the ceiling lol
Such a weird self-insert-fan-fic.
“This is quickly devolving into a yaoi situation”
one of the villagers should have stepped in and said
i too am afraid of sausages
thereby forming a fond bond with mike for further future drama
yeah i appreciate you two
keep up the great work :@)
Love the "young" Zach model
Zach Makes an Old Man Die of a Heart Attack: The Movie
I cannot believe I missed this episode, that's a pure gem!
Can't wait till this channel reaches 1 million subs, and someone animates this
"Blinking knickers, Zach!" 2:29
This is better than any fanfic I've seen on Wattpad
Dino Jackson as Holmes was a hilarious touch
4:36 Was this animated in Gmod?
you can do crap like that in fallout nv too
@@Paratroopersteark
I asked because it seems to have that same kind of janky quality to it
Ladies and Gents....we found it....
One of the greatest Fallout New Vegas videos of all time...
Beautiful...simply beautiful
This is like a stereotypical 50's movie.
Alright. So, apparently zach's corn addiction was because of an ass ghoul and ptsd from when he was a young child with a bear and moustache...this makes too much sense, especially for this series
People who I want to see this:
1. Someguy2000
2. Sodomy, Someguy2000's #1 fan
3. Cass's Voice Actor
4. Emil Pagliarulo, so he can see what good writing looks like
5. Chris Avellone
I feel like Zach didn’t write this. He just had an AI watch all their FONV videos and then had it write a script for a new one
I think that last line about Mike not being afraid of sausages might have been an innuendo.
Omg I got my heart broken today so this video definitely let me forget about it a bit! Thanks for being funny guys!
I get the feeling Zach had a bit to drink when he wrote the script.
I find it hard to believe that Zach wouldn’t be walking around with an ammo can strapped to his ass full of a myriad of calibers and types of ammunition, some silver tip .50 bmg, green tip 556, dragons breath, etc
This is the bromance fan fiction that we all needed
This script is like the Room it's perfect
It looks like zach isnt the only person to have the hots for cass
As zack and Mike ran along the road, jumping fences, Zack looked at Mike and said "what's the matter, you've never taken a shortcut?" before charging into a fence, knocking it over
I don't think Zach was sober when he wrote the script
I always wondered how involved Zach was with the actual production of the series. Now I see it was not that much.
I fucking lost it at young Zach
This was a truly moving representation of the political standing of oatmeal, the acting was so good my dead great great great great grandfather's dog walker's hair stylist's brother's wife's mother's sister's father's side chick's friend's daughter's pet lizard came back to life just to watch it, the stunning visuals and ingenious script and plot made me want to purchase a military surplus Colt M1911 .45 ACP recoil operated semi automatic 7+1 pistol, this movie was so great that it can be called a reinventing of the wheel in terms of cinema. I pray for the day that the sequel comes out.
this was beautiful
I laughed, I cried and I felt suspense like no other. ... So, it's getting made with an 80M dollar budget when?
This scrip was a best seller in all the theatres of the NCR that Michael Bay jr. Wanted to make it a film of 2 hours with lots of explosions and a sequel with the child of Zach and Cass
Put this on Kickstarter immediately. Just take my money. I MUST watch the full-length movie. Incredible! In my honest opinion, it is looking better than all the Marvel Universe movies combined. And, it’s a lot more original.
Epic movie zach
This has got to have the best plot I have ever heard
This was fantastic lmao I thoroughly enjoyed this chapter buffer
Can we get a 90 minute version with the 45 minute tea bag?
I can already see the mike and Zach yaoui fan art
Behind da scenes
A critically acclaimed movie, I give it the note of five popcorn bucket out of five for its surprising plot twist
suddenly Malcolm Holmes, also known as Dino Jackson holds up a pair of bullets
I fuckin love this please make this especially the 45 min of tbagging I'll watch this
"Blinking knickers, Zach!"
Well, it took 90 minutes to write, I figured it'd took 90 minutes to read.
Excessive stupid drama and I loved it all
Oh my God the fucking ass Australian references... and the Akubra-wearint sniper
Omg hahaha that writing tho.
‘Blinking knickers’ haha and the way he said it
I’m such a child
Figuratively and physically
What an EPIC FILM! DEAR GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST FILM IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY
Im convinced this is just a fever dream
This is so fucking funny and I just must say, I am happy to see F:NV content like this in 2019
And now comes the fanfiction.
GET THIS MAN TO HOLLYWOOD! WE NEED A NEW VEGAS MOVIE
I nearly threw up my food when I saw young Zach.
1:00 I always thought it was either their both or Zach's channel. lol
This is like the worlds greatest cringefic. Thank you, Zach.
Zach best movie script ever
Paradise lost and paradise regained, the archetypal story of mankind
Congratulations you got your own fan fiction
Get Mike to 100k
Booming heck! This is great!
Omg this just made my day!
Well done I'm sold
In a world where there is only 2 bullets for every gun
3:12 who else noticed the two people in the background?
This sounds more like a script written by an AI more then anything else
Merry Christmas you two and please do deaths last whisper mod.
Ya know, at no point during this video did I know what was gonna happen next.
10/10, Best Picture.
Filler episode
Watching it "Oh this is pretty good."
Gets to the part where Zach says "Im staying with the person who stayed with me through thick and thin, Mike."
Me: 0_o Wai wat no no no. Zach you are only encouraging the MikexZach shippers.
Too late... Packaged, stamped, shipped and received already. No takesies backsies.
"I don't know, you look kind of ass. ." - Zach Hazard, 2XXX
"Me? No, I'm not ass." - Malcom Holmes, literally not even a second afterwards.
I think zach was drunk
i didn't know I needed this.
I wonna see the deleted scenes to this