Zach's Gun Rants Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @Zach_Hazard
    @Zach_Hazard 4 года назад +26333

    Yes, I am aware I got some things wrong, but in my defense I was going off my faulty human memory and not consulting references.

    • @anonymoose_3450
      @anonymoose_3450 4 года назад +1723

      Regardless, it was highly entertaining.

    • @TheLordDai
      @TheLordDai 4 года назад +1152

      the owen smg is a gun made by a child then left in a shed somewhere before it got found by someone with gov connections who knew australia needed some kind of smg

    • @Chambs_15
      @Chambs_15 4 года назад +1387

      I'm Brazilian, our police used to be forced to use Taurus guns, and i think you were wrong about them, proper garbage would be better at shooting than a Taurus manufactured gun.

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 4 года назад +817

      @@Chambs_15 good to know even the Brazilians don't like Taurus haha

    • @thankstodd2794
      @thankstodd2794 4 года назад +195

      Watched the video about a week or two ago, if I'm not forgetting things you were mostly right, like 95% of the time

  • @Yakasuki
    @Yakasuki 4 года назад +6448

    This sounds like a dialogue between two guards or something out of metal gear codec calls.

    • @maloryware
      @maloryware 4 года назад +164

      Hey, Natasha was there on MGS1. You want female Zach, just hit her freq while holding any hun.

    • @charlesjoelespinosa3249
      @charlesjoelespinosa3249 4 года назад +9

      You got me in this

    • @CardCaptorDeadpool
      @CardCaptorDeadpool 4 года назад +85

      Mother fucking mood, this is like Snake geeking out about guns if he were a shitposter.

    • @samuelhayden542
      @samuelhayden542 4 года назад +6

      norska Jesse what the hell are you talking about

    • @Darkmythsolider
      @Darkmythsolider 4 года назад +31

      Oh god! I just imagined Snake talking to otacon about guns and their history

  • @redbluesandmoons7478
    @redbluesandmoons7478 4 года назад +6529

    "So I'm going to go on a slight rant about guns"
    **Makes a 43 minute rant about guns**
    I love Zach

  • @hunterlord101
    @hunterlord101 4 года назад +10467

    I've never heard of this guy before, this was just in my recommended.
    His enthusiasm for guns is infectious though

    • @atastybeverage8916
      @atastybeverage8916 4 года назад +327

      Id give the series a try. That actually have some pretty interesting conversations, not just about guns, but life in the military as well. Its really interesting to listen to.

    • @ZombieGeorgie
      @ZombieGeorgie 4 года назад +25

      Same here lol

    • @kendyer8761
      @kendyer8761 4 года назад +35

      @@atastybeverage8916 what is the series called?

    • @unionjacker1531
      @unionjacker1531 4 года назад +84

      @@kendyer8761 new vegas multiplayer, with a heck of a lot of mods.

    • @fallencorporal
      @fallencorporal 4 года назад +9

      Super infectious, i want to hear more and laugh at shenanigans.

  • @Nextad_
    @Nextad_ 3 года назад +1314

    There needs to be a mod called "Mike's Dream Gun." It's a Pancor Jackhammer with a ton of holes in it, and the moment he fires it, the gun just explodes

    • @michaelt1931
      @michaelt1931 3 года назад +13

      Do u kno name of the mod in this vid? That includes making enemy npc’s have modern weapons like he does in the vid?

    • @Nextad_
      @Nextad_ 3 года назад +53

      @@michaelt1931 it's actually a multitude of mods, not just one. They all require the New Weapon Animations mod, though

    • @michaelt1931
      @michaelt1931 3 года назад +8

      @@Nextad_ ah, any idea where i can find this list? Or a similar good mod/weapon mod list?

    • @Nextad_
      @Nextad_ 3 года назад +15

      @@michaelt1931 unfortunately, I would need to rewatch all of the New Vegas videos to discern all of the gun mods they use, but you SHOULD be able to find them on the Nexus.

    • @sillylilstella
      @sillylilstella 2 года назад +10

      @@michaelt1931 weapons of the new millenia. It's on the nexus.

  • @Heiryuu
    @Heiryuu 4 года назад +3973

    “Do you have a shotgun with the cheese grater on it?”
    You have no idea how much I want to walk into a gun store and ask that question now.

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 4 года назад +11037

    So, one guy knows a lot about guns, and the other guy is capable of holding any conversation, regardless of how much he knows about. It's a delightful dynamic.

    • @VynalDerp
      @VynalDerp 4 года назад +155

      ​@@Sgtassburgler some of what he says is a bit sketch, honestly. From what I understand roller delayed blowback systems don't really cause an increase in recoil - the MP5 is considered an extremely low recoil SMG even by SMG standards, and it uses a roller-delayed blowback system. Wouldn't it be notorious for higher than average recoil if a roller-delayed blowback system really increased recoil? G3 does have a mean recoil but I thought that was because of the caliber rather than the roller-delayed blowback system.

    • @chrisb5005
      @chrisb5005 4 года назад +195

      @@VynalDerp Maybe the large caliber effects the roller-delayed blowback system? You know, small calibers are better for that type of system, while larger calibers aren't. Or perhaps it has something to do with weight distribution? I don't really know.

    • @BlargOnMyFacepls
      @BlargOnMyFacepls 4 года назад +39

      @@chrisb5005 i've shot both an M1A and a PTR (G3 clone) and they recoil the same. In general, roller delayed blowback just means you can have a shorter gun and a light receiver in exchange for a heavy bolt. The increased mass of the reciprocating bolt would theoretically mean you have more muzzle flip, but because the blowback is delayed, the recoil impulse is less and it ends up canceling out, making the PTR a softer shooting rifle with a little bit more muzzle flip. This dude knows a decent amount about guns but the fact that he's sperging over modded assets in a 10-year-old RPG made on the Oblivion engine is pretty annoying.

    • @staffsgtsarge
      @staffsgtsarge 4 года назад +48

      @@VynalDerp The MP5 is considered a soft recoiling SMG as most other SMGs are of simple blowback design. In a simple blowback system the only thing that keeps the breech closed is the inertia of the bolt ant the strength of the recoil spring, this results in a typically higher bolt speed which in turn increases felt recoil.
      Delayed blowback rifles, 7.62 nato one in particular, tend to have higher extraction pressures and bolt speeds then gas operated rifles of the same calibre and thus higher felt recoil.

    • @VynalDerp
      @VynalDerp 4 года назад +2

      @@staffsgtsarge Yes, but unlike in the video I do not believe a roller-delayed blowback system is the issue, note in the video he says "especially" as if it somehow makes the recoil worse?

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 4 года назад +19868

    first time I've watched a 43 minute video about New Vegas lol

    • @solisgod
      @solisgod 4 года назад +510

      May allahu bless the ground you step on

    • @solisgod
      @solisgod 4 года назад +448

      Good to see you donut

    • @eyesdut387
      @eyesdut387 4 года назад +373

      How’d you you end up here?

    • @Zoeythedirewolf
      @Zoeythedirewolf 4 года назад +388

      I was not expecting to see you here

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater 4 года назад +227

      Has this also been in your recommended videos for like a year?

  • @SudsyMedusa53
    @SudsyMedusa53 3 года назад +3944

    Quick correction on the L96A1, it wasn't three guys in a shed, it was four guys and one girl in a shed. The fact that they managed to pull that stunt off was nothing short of a miracle.

    • @doomtoaster3924
      @doomtoaster3924 3 года назад +266

      Yea fr how did they even explain after the fact, did they get in trouble? Imma have to Google it this shit sounds nutty

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 3 года назад +86

      Sound like American dream 😂😂😂

    • @buzzedbeelzebub9454
      @buzzedbeelzebub9454 3 года назад +270

      @@memesfromdeepspace1075 Which makes it even funnier that it's a British weapon

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 2 года назад +356

      @@GeneralKenobiSIYE It's more like an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. A paraphrase of my third favorite scene from S4E2, with critical levels of cringe:
      "Oh my god I just realized something. Frank is the muscle."
      "What?"
      "The reason that shit hasn't been working out for us is because we are not working with our full crew! I'm the brain, your the looks, Charlie's the wildcard, and Frank is the muscle."
      "Well what's Dee?"
      "She's the useless chick!"
      "Ohh!"
      "Yeah! You see, we complete it! We all complete the team! Now, if we stick together, we can do anything. Frank, question, did you really submit the rifle to the military?"
      "Ohho you bet your ass, I convinced them we're a major arms company by renting out a warehouse for a weekend."
      "Well shit if the government says so we must be a major arms company."

    • @nerdlydelicious1876
      @nerdlydelicious1876 2 года назад +98

      You know, I saw a video about 4 guys and one girl in a shed.
      Wasn’t about guns though

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
    @Her_Imperious_Condescension 4 года назад +6061

    (Zach has shared with you dozens of facts about guns, whether you wanted to know them or not.)

    • @himenkill
      @himenkill 4 года назад +15

      Condescension lol

    • @archrp7868
      @archrp7868 4 года назад +62

      But I did want the gun facts

    • @nowistimeforfightingyouson3325
      @nowistimeforfightingyouson3325 4 года назад +30

      Until i hear it, i thought i dont want it, but i realized i need this!!! This is best contents next to their campfire stories

    • @walkingvirus487
      @walkingvirus487 4 года назад +12

      i now understand the sub in sub-machine gun

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 4 года назад +7

      Haha guns go pewpew.

  • @MrOreoMan313
    @MrOreoMan313 3 года назад +1317

    I can imagine this happening in actual Fallout where two dudes are going around killing things and arguing about the guns they loot from the bodies of the raiders and poor sods they happen to come across.

    • @callancalvert5344
      @callancalvert5344 3 года назад +41

      I'd tag along as a gun guy myself

    • @dediniath6009
      @dediniath6009 2 года назад +21

      It sounds like a conversation that two Enclave Remnants would have. Or Brotherhood.

    • @dediniath6009
      @dediniath6009 2 года назад +5

      @@lilwerner1518 Alright, nice thought. But that's just how I thought about it.

    • @foodank_atr817
      @foodank_atr817 2 года назад +6

      Two Gunrunner Scavs out in the waste.. Sounds like a good series..

  • @theduchyofmilanball3157
    @theduchyofmilanball3157 3 года назад +305

    "You ever try to kill a plant with a gun its not very effective" -Zach
    "You cant garden with a shotgun" -James May
    "Oh yeah? *Bang* Look at that, they have CEASED TO EXIST"-Jeremy Clarkson, using a shotgun to remove weeds circa the early 2000s.

  • @septemberthe1loner
    @septemberthe1loner 4 года назад +3715

    Ok but "3 dudes in a shed make the british military's best rifles" sounds like a mash up of horrible histories and monty python

    • @epitaph4606
      @epitaph4606 4 года назад +124

      I would pay money to see that

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 года назад +27

      @@epitaph4606 Same

    • @JTruong3rd
      @JTruong3rd 3 года назад +233

      There's also the Barrett M82A1 that was made by a photographer because he wanted to shoot .50 cal guns and there wasn't any commercially available and like said story with the British rifle he worked with a small group in a garage to make it and the rest is history about the legendary .50 cal Anti Material Rifle.

    • @atomicspartan131
      @atomicspartan131 3 года назад +10

      @@JTruong3rd I thought that was the story for the Desert Eagle?

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 3 года назад +23

      @@atomicspartan131 dont know about the DEagle but this that story is accurate for the Barrett rifle

  • @Compgeek86
    @Compgeek86 4 года назад +837

    It's like a cliff's notes version of forgotten weapons with more jokes, and a comically uninformed sidekick

    • @alexbiggs9208
      @alexbiggs9208 4 года назад +15

      I really thought of Ian and Karl on Inrange when they said, after the knowledgeable dude was trying to explain the sights on the AN-94, "Yes, it's a weird gun! that's why I picked it up!"
      and then "weird doesn't always mean better"

  • @Jboy2000000
    @Jboy2000000 4 года назад +1636

    Obligatory comment about how the Pancor Jackhammer was a weapon featured in Fallout 2, so canonically that Pancor Jackhammer has a valid reason to exist in the Fallout universe.

    • @AwkwardHypernerd413
      @AwkwardHypernerd413 4 года назад +101

      if only pre war american gun companies just waited a bit until they figured out how to make the AA12. then again, the riot shotgun does the exact same thing.

    • @mantassimonis415
      @mantassimonis415 4 года назад +37

      Too bad that Pancor Jackhammer was underpowered when you were able to find it. Unlike winchester city-killker and hk caws shotguns that deal less damage like 3 minimum and 4 max, but you get them earlier and easier.

    • @francesco3772
      @francesco3772 4 года назад +4

      @@mantassimonis415 the Jackhammer was the only shotgun worth using

    • @mantassimonis415
      @mantassimonis415 4 года назад +11

      @@francesco3772 Pancor jackhammer is alot rarer since you have to defeat two enclave troops in new reno or hope to get it in specific random encounter near redding or broken hills or buy it san francisco. But winchester city killer and hk caws are obtained earlier and easier for slightly less damage and less range, but they're obtained when other choices for burst fire rifles are only the ak112 and fn fal which use rare ammo type in that point in the game. While pancor jackhammer has to compete against near endgame weapons.

    • @dredlord47
      @dredlord47 4 года назад +16

      Congratulations on completely missing the point.
      He said "I hate it because it's not a real gun and doesn't exist, and everyone always insists on putting it in videogames like it's some kind of mythical god-shotgun"
      The contention was that it exists in the game in the first place, not the mod.

  • @fpspwny995
    @fpspwny995 3 года назад +928

    37:51 Mike was right.
    They just found another Pancor Jackhammer earlier this year. There's 2 of them now!

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 2 года назад +32

      Now that's epic

    • @General_C
      @General_C 2 года назад +60

      NOBODY TELL ZACH!

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 2 года назад +26

      The Pancor Jackglamour.

    • @Sunderbanz322
      @Sunderbanz322 2 года назад +27

      Theres three now just checked google

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +16

      I recently played an old game that had the Jackhammer as the default shotgun. The first guy I killed who had one got his gun glitched in the ground and I had to leave the area quickly due to the horrible noise it made

  • @im_flat
    @im_flat 4 года назад +1613

    24:00 "It looks like it was made at home"
    This is a Borz SMG. Chechen homemade for rebel fighters, so yes. It WAS actually made at home.

    • @MasterAssasin63
      @MasterAssasin63 4 года назад +69

      @@robertshaffer6312 Hey better than nothing at all.

    • @inurokuwarz
      @inurokuwarz 4 года назад +19

      @@MasterAssasin63 I dunno, empty hands have the element of surprise.

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 4 года назад +71

      Since you covered that I’ll cover the Duplet. It’s a double barrel shotgun from the metro series. It’s the first shotgun you get, and an absolute workhorse for taking down mutants in the early part of the game until you get something like the bicycle gun or the Shambler.

    • @LURKTec
      @LURKTec 4 года назад +11

      Don't call them "rebel fighters". They were terrorists.

    • @eaglesridge7896
      @eaglesridge7896 4 года назад +9

      I have to admit, my mind IMMEDIATELY went to PA-Luty's book, homemade expedient firearms, which is a detailed guide sent to the British Gov to prove anyone could build an SMG

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 4 года назад +2099

    The living embodiment of:
    "You like guns?""Name every gun then!"
    *PROCEEDS TO NAME EVERY GUN EVER!*

    • @ccoccp6640
      @ccoccp6640 4 года назад +4

      the like you got

    • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
      @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 4 года назад +1

      Someone did that on twitter

    • @ccoccp6640
      @ccoccp6640 4 года назад

      @@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 witch part the yoda or that someone got this in twitter

    • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
      @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 4 года назад

      @@ccoccp6640 someone commented the name of every gun ever made on a "oh so you're pro 2nd amendment? Name every gun" post.

    • @K_I_A_R_T422
      @K_I_A_R_T422 3 года назад

      @@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
      I am a true 2nd amendment American pennsyltucckey who is always around weapons

  • @TasTheWatcher
    @TasTheWatcher 4 года назад +1922

    _"What is with you and wanting to put holes in things?"_ *Said the gun enthusiast*

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 4 года назад +212

      I just realized that if you boil it down, gun enthusiasts like really expensive hole punching tools.

    • @souptimelost9611
      @souptimelost9611 4 года назад +32

      @@Zach_Hazard or very expensive paper weights.

    • @superbroadcaster
      @superbroadcaster 4 года назад +18

      Usually the people that are around guns a lot get past the honeymoon phase of guns are the best thing since sliced bread, and treat them more like tools, especially military guys. So, pretty solid

    • @rickfordmorningstar130
      @rickfordmorningstar130 4 года назад +13

      @@Zach_Hazard hey, hey, hey, heyyyy.... Sometimes it's a cheap hole punch. My first gun was an absolute GARBAGE Savage 69 12 gauge. It cost 40$ in 2008, and somebody tried to add a new sight, which they drilled through completely, and which blew off like a teeny tiny rocket the first time I put a slug through it, thus adding a NEW HOLE!!! I also thought it was gonna banana peel when I put magnum 00 buck in, but it somehow survived. I still have it, it's under my laundry... I think...

    • @Solvernia
      @Solvernia 4 года назад

      @@superbroadcaster yeah that's not true

  • @shanemurphy3186
    @shanemurphy3186 3 года назад +822

    The L96A1 story always makes me laugh, especially the way Zach says "Oh my God we're in so much trouble" lmao

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 4 года назад +1513

    "Yeah, this was really more of a formality, we just wanted to make sure you weren't 3 guys in a shed."
    "HAHAHAHAHA! _Oh my God, we're in so much trouble!"_
    This had me literally on my floor because I was laughing so hard.

  • @kalamaroe7137
    @kalamaroe7137 3 года назад +918

    "A laser sight on a pistol that's 80 years old."
    Have you ever heard of Resident Evil 4?

    • @Estigfend4367
      @Estigfend4367 3 года назад +2

      Funni

    • @hodd.
      @hodd. 3 года назад +12

      Won two world wars tho

    • @monotone2256
      @monotone2256 3 года назад

      @@hodd. we speakin' bout the 1911 ?

    • @onegg04
      @onegg04 3 года назад +13

      "Got some rare things on sale, stranger."

    • @kalamaroe7137
      @kalamaroe7137 3 года назад +13

      I was talking about the Red9 but I guess the 1911 works.

  • @MC-yg1mq
    @MC-yg1mq 4 года назад +299

    For the first 5 minutes I thought they were just role-playing two soldiers or something like that in fallout NV, then I read the comments and realized they were just two dudes talking about guns, still feels like two soldiers talking while they are on duty

    • @alcardvamp1311
      @alcardvamp1311 4 года назад +45

      No they are real military as well mike the red text was a marine zach the red guy was also in the army as well

    • @markpabst8468
      @markpabst8468 4 года назад +5

      they have heavy rvb vibes

    • @dewit6076
      @dewit6076 4 года назад +1

      @@markpabst8468 Yup lol

  • @thornwall6303
    @thornwall6303 3 года назад +1064

    "I'm gonna go on a slight rant about guns here"
    The trilogy: *2 hours, 21 minutes, and 7 seconds later...*

    • @Ouros_ND
      @Ouros_ND 2 года назад +25

      Tack on another hour and 20 minutes because part 4 is out now.

    • @sponsorskipman1971
      @sponsorskipman1971 2 года назад +4

      Yea you might wanna update this comment

    • @ethanwilde4716
      @ethanwilde4716 Год назад +4

      So it's *3 hours 43 minutes, and 12 seconds.*

    • @PolyGrid625
      @PolyGrid625 10 месяцев назад

      tack on yet another hour and 15 minutes (and eight seconds if we're being specific) because there's a part five now.

    • @thedogehouse7146
      @thedogehouse7146 9 месяцев назад

      theres a new ep

  • @kolinmartz
    @kolinmartz 4 года назад +1063

    Accuracy international just kinda sounds like it’s 3 guys out of a shed.
    “Hey we need to come up with a name for our company”
    “I don’t know. Accuracy..... International”

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 года назад +108

      Hey at least they didn't call themselves "Accuracy 3 Guys in a Shed"

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 4 года назад +74

      Or Accuracy totally-not-three-guys-in-a-shed International.

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 года назад +46

      Accuracy in a shed

    • @rottingbasket3379
      @rottingbasket3379 3 года назад +4

      They made some Comfort Gel Packs, that I use, so it can't be that bad.

    • @Leon.Hickey
      @Leon.Hickey 3 года назад

      @@natebit8130 underrated comment right here.

  • @TOAOM123
    @TOAOM123 4 года назад +1960

    "Everyone insists on putting it in games like its some kinda god shotgun"
    Or prolly cuz its not trademarked

    • @extenduss
      @extenduss 4 года назад +201

      Yeah, and it's not trademarked because it *doesn't exist.*

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 4 года назад +124

      @@extenduss
      Yeah....it never reached production- which is why its not trademarked

    • @MrHuxley
      @MrHuxley 4 года назад +216

      I love conversations where people say the exact thing but still argue.

    • @AceBallon3721
      @AceBallon3721 4 года назад +14

      @@MrHuxley yeah

    • @Echa37-H37
      @Echa37-H37 4 года назад +19

      @Juni Post trademark is just a registration on the name/branding, so whether it works or not would have nothing to do with it. What you're referring to would probably be patents or copyright.

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 4 года назад +1204

    "Did the Germans or the Russians invent it?"
    "...It's an American shotgun."
    "Oh so it was made by Heckler and Weston?"
    "No it was made by MOSSBERG!
    WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GETTING THIS FROM???"

  • @drinks1019
    @drinks1019 3 года назад +1028

    Too bad y’all didn’t mention how the knarly ass Owen gun was designed. So here y’all go if your interested.
    Basically there was this kid living in Australia (Owen) and he loved designing guns. So he was 12 and he was like “I’m gonna build a machine gun!”; builds the first Owen Gun and just shoots it and messes around and makes it pretty badass. A few years go by and guess what WW2 starts, he joins the Australian Army and gets shipped off to Africa, leaving his cool machine gun in his garage. Now Australia was having a very large shortage of EVERYTHING in the first years of the war, including rifles, tanks, uniforms, and especially SMGs. They were using only Thompsons and they were going broke buying those so they needed a new home grown design. Basically Owen’s mom is going through her garage and finds a fucking machine gun. She’s like “Hmm maybe I should tell someone” so she calls the Army and they show up and see it and go “Damn, badass”. They put it through trial and boom, new machine gun, cooked up by a 12 year old in his garage. Ends up being the Aussie Army standard SMG until like the 1980s.

    • @Vsm426
      @Vsm426 2 года назад +83

      Wow! I hope owens family properly compensated for their weapon

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 2 года назад +184

      @@Vsm426 he received $10,000 in royalties by the military after the war. He unfortunately later died due to gastric ulcer because of his alcoholism.

    • @Vsm426
      @Vsm426 2 года назад +57

      @@wotwott2319 god what an unfortunate way to go.

    • @alanmacpherson3225
      @alanmacpherson3225 2 года назад +50

      Owen gun was last used in Vietnam. Was replaced by F1 9mm smg in 1960s .

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 2 года назад +59

      At least he died doing what he loved... drinking like every Aussie.

  • @blitz3700
    @blitz3700 4 года назад +1751

    “There are a total of 400 FAMASs in the US” and they’re all owned by Ian McCullem

    • @meestasqueed5867
      @meestasqueed5867 4 года назад +95

      Aidan Look I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @ourosaquavaringas6061
      @ourosaquavaringas6061 4 года назад +98

      @@meestasqueed5867 may gun jesus bless us all

    • @stevebutters306
      @stevebutters306 4 года назад +38

      And hopefully, if you sign his petition on Change.org, he'll try to sell one to John Wick!

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater 4 года назад +4

      Nah man, every bullpup rifle is a famas.

    • @cpa4able
      @cpa4able 4 года назад +2

      @@stevebutters306 no, I think that'd be the Chauchat LMG.

  • @redreboot483
    @redreboot483 3 года назад +1406

    "How vain do you have to name your rifle after yourself"
    Mikhail Kalashnikov:

    • @racer927
      @racer927 3 года назад +155

      Heckler & Koch, Samuel Colt, Smith & Wesson.
      Like I said, surname companies are practically the norm.

    • @ebreshea1337
      @ebreshea1337 3 года назад +75

      @@racer927 I really hope "Bushmaster" was a surname as well

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 3 года назад +53

      @@ebreshea1337 Oh mr.Bushmaster sounds like a amazing greeting from a butler or something

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 3 года назад +17

      soviets/russians put the name of the lead desginer(s) in the name of the guns pretty much always.

    • @shingofan
      @shingofan 3 года назад +20

      It's not like he's even the first Russian to do so (see: Nagant revolver and Mosin-Nagant rifle, though how Nagant's name ended up attached to the rifle is a long story)

  • @ASWDO.
    @ASWDO. 4 года назад +1251

    Military-grade is the synonym for things that are made by the lowest bidder that can barely get the job done

    • @mitchwilliamson5552
      @mitchwilliamson5552 4 года назад +34

      Not the L96, its still used by Britain and Australia and its just awesome.

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +4

      I'm sure the technologies the armed forces operate are pretty nice.

    • @mitchwilliamson5552
      @mitchwilliamson5552 4 года назад +103

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Ask any soldier and you'll got a strong negative on that dude. Soldiers the world over are constantly complaining about busted equipment, held together by duct tape and angry mechanics.

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 4 года назад +73

      It’s another way of saying, minimum acceptable standard. It’s generally just durable enough and reliable enough to get the job down at a reasonable per unit price.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 4 года назад +14

      @@mitchwilliamson5552 Most soldiers are pretty rough on their guns, it's definitely not an environment conducive to longevity of the equipment. It's a large part of why the M9 copped such a poor reputation in the US military, most of what they shot were during training on the range so frequently older and heavily used and abused already so more prone to malfunction. Then too it wasn't a 1911 or American and that doesn't go down well with some so they were predisposed to hate it, but then too the 1911 is so ancient as a design it's had plenty of time to have the kinks worked out and mitigated if not fully prevented such as the hammer bite.

  • @eukyre
    @eukyre 3 года назад +184

    Zach: “I’m gonna go on a slight rant about guns here.”
    Mike: “no one likes it when you do that!”
    Everyone: *Likes it*

  • @austinlee4156
    @austinlee4156 4 года назад +613

    I love how these conversations feel like actual stories and arguments ppl in the fallout universe would have. Specially the military ones lmao

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 года назад +44

      It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest (but would amuse me a lot) if it was revealed that NCR rangers and Legion decani have these kinds of weapon conversations and arguments regularly.

    • @buddyj5VCO
      @buddyj5VCO 4 года назад +8

      @@joshuakim5240 makes it sound like they respect each other and would argue over this stuff in like secret meetups before battles.

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi 4 года назад +23

      @@buddyj5VCO That, or they just insult eachothers guns until the one guy walks in with a pancor jackhammer, and that man is promptly shot on sight by everyone at said meeting. Its an elaborate set-up to rid the wastes of pancor jackhammers.

    • @jacker2110
      @jacker2110 4 года назад +10

      my headcanon is that zach and mike were from the Ncr and the legion respectably and mike just stopped being evil (insert reason here) and got out of the legion, Caesar didn't like it so he putted him on a bounty/marked for death and zach just go out for everyone being incompetent, they meet each other and now they just go on the mojave getting a lot of adventures
      -someone who just watched from episode 90-now

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад

      @@joshuakim5240 This is Fallout. A know-it-all gun nerd would promptly die in an ironic way.
      Heck, he'd probably be one of those terminal-diary stories, where he died in an ironic way long before you ever got there.

  • @fissionist2158
    @fissionist2158 4 года назад +599

    “Do you hate that guy over there and you want him to be absolutely suppressed for the next 3 1/2 minutes?”
    I don’t know man, you’d probably want everyone at Fort Polk suppressed.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 4 года назад +1

      Does that nean that he enlisted in the wrong army?

    • @blueline4857
      @blueline4857 4 года назад +1

      @Age Restrictions I was actually born there when my dad was an MP in Central America. His 'shift' ended and we moved away before I could remember anything of the place. Tell me then, how bad is my birth place?

    • @BloodRedReality
      @BloodRedReality 4 года назад +1

      @Age Restrictions idk man Ft. Polk is definitely the gooch of america, but at least i wont be kidnapped or jumped like in Ft. Hood

  • @jakesharrock5994
    @jakesharrock5994 3 года назад +2710

    "The Emu Slayer"
    Fun fact: Emus can take multiple LMG bullets and still run at top speed. In conclusion, be fucking terrified of Emus.

    • @rustscientist8326
      @rustscientist8326 3 года назад +57

      What about 11 pallets of 762x39.

    • @christopherharlan6594
      @christopherharlan6594 3 года назад +122

      At the end of the great emu war they averaged about 10 lmg bullets per emu

    • @sandpaper4404
      @sandpaper4404 3 года назад +93

      I’ve done multiple reports on both the emu and the ostrich and I’ve concluded we need to utilize them in the military.

    • @levibrechbiel7421
      @levibrechbiel7421 3 года назад +27

      One of the people fighting the emus compared them to tanks

    • @Dryphu
      @Dryphu 3 года назад +8

      Well that's why they needed m2 Browning's

  • @recording_closet9100
    @recording_closet9100 3 года назад +162

    "I'm going to go on a slight rant about guns here"
    That is the best possible opening line to a 45 minute video about guns

  • @GebTM
    @GebTM 4 года назад +1762

    For anyone interested, the “Duplet” is a homemade double barrel shotgun from the Metro series of games

    • @Jester0153
      @Jester0153 4 года назад +23

      beat me to it

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 4 года назад +102

      There's some great stuff in the Metro games. I'm personally a fan of the gun made from bicycle parts.

    • @Matoorsula
      @Matoorsula 4 года назад +7

      Which gun is madr from bycycle parts ?

    • @fabianlastra3720
      @fabianlastra3720 4 года назад +57

      @@Matoorsula the shotgun that has like 6-8 shots and you use a "pedal" to shoot it fast.

    • @Matoorsula
      @Matoorsula 4 года назад +4

      is it from metro exodus ?

  • @narnit.
    @narnit. 4 года назад +694

    "Ave, true to Ceasar."
    True to-
    *Different gun.*

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 4 года назад +27

      "...Why are you looking at me like that profligate? Pro-profliga-OHNO!"

    • @RIPCompanionCube
      @RIPCompanionCube 4 года назад +9

      *GIVE* *US* *THAT* *GUN*

  • @seven-sevensevens877
    @seven-sevensevens877 4 года назад +542

    Another interesting fact about the Sten gun, they were dropped, disassembled, all over France for resistance fighters - the reason for that is because they were so easy to assemble, they could fit more in drops.

    • @TheKingOfJordan1
      @TheKingOfJordan1 4 года назад +36

      They also dropped a whole bunch all over northern Italy for partisans and a lot of em got captured by the RSI, you can find pics of a whole platoon of dudes all carrying captured Stens.

    • @ptrd4111
      @ptrd4111 4 года назад +1

      Better than the US liberators

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 4 года назад +18

      at one point you could buy a kit of sheet metal books pre cut in such a way so you just had to punch out and bend the parts to make a fully functioning sten...

    • @Vamutus
      @Vamutus 4 года назад +8

      @@happyjohn354 youd still need a machined bolt and barrel and some knowhow to make the springs

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 4 года назад +1

      @@Vamutus I'm sure they could include a bolt and some random spring

  • @passingrando6457
    @passingrando6457 3 года назад +203

    23:49 that, my friend, is a Borz, a Chechnyan homemade SMG based on an Armenian bootleg of the PPSh-41.
    There's a pretty large amount of variance, as they were homemade or churned out of various independant machine shops for use in the first and second Chechen wars. Also, holy shit I recognized a gun Zach didn't.
    Most didn't have the fancy knurling on the back, but the one used for reference by the mod-maker in question did. Iirc, it was one used by his father or other family member in the war.

    • @hewhoplugwalks
      @hewhoplugwalks 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'd also imagine the knurling comes from pipe end fittings, rather than being intentionally made.

  • @speedysperglord7463
    @speedysperglord7463 4 года назад +1711

    I could listen for hours to him talk about guns, it's very intresting.

  • @120320k
    @120320k 4 года назад +749

    Seeing these gun rants make me want nothing more then to have Zach and Mike play Borderlands and hear Zachs comments about the guns and designs.

    • @xatileofmorgon5095
      @xatileofmorgon5095 4 года назад +73

      would he like a JAKOBS Model Weapon or TEDIOR? Cause i know sure as hell he wouldn't like Maliwan or Hyperion weapons

    • @ForestGreenSharpie
      @ForestGreenSharpie 4 года назад +27

      thank you for making me realize how much i need this

    • @sdgoliath7498
      @sdgoliath7498 4 года назад +7

      Welp now we know what the next 3 series should be lol

    • @120320k
      @120320k 4 года назад +33

      @@xatileofmorgon5095 I'd imagine he would like DAHL more then anything

    • @epion660
      @epion660 4 года назад +12

      *torgue induced gyrojet flashbacks*

  • @norwegianwiking
    @norwegianwiking 4 года назад +657

    Best part about the Jackhammer is how the inventor never got around to figuring out the magazine system, so to reload you need to dissassemble it to pull the drum out.
    He never got around to dissassembly either, so you need a screwdriver to get it apart.

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 4 года назад +45

      i believe the ones he sent to the military for trials did have a way to remove the magazine effectively

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 4 года назад +23

      I think the one that still exists, and was used by game devs as a reference, was the tool room prototype. The designer kept it as a personal souvenir.

    • @hazard74productions
      @hazard74productions 4 года назад +20

      The two that were sent in for military testing both did, but the military destroyed both of them in the course of *very extensive* testing. The surviving example was the first prototype.

    • @kmas8229
      @kmas8229 4 года назад +6

      See Forgotten weapons vid on it.

    • @ethantsai8261
      @ethantsai8261 4 года назад +1

      As someone mentioned, forgotten weapons DID do a video on it and they apparently cycled thousands of rounds without a problem. They destroyed them some other way though...

  • @SeraStaplz
    @SeraStaplz 3 года назад +108

    Watching these videos it's very apparent that Zach is a well qualified and knowledgeable armorer. However, it's also apparent he's not very good at explaining that knowledge to someone else who just isn't anywhere near his level.

  • @shamanrauger9040
    @shamanrauger9040 4 года назад +652

    “Hello”
    “True to Caesar”
    “True to-different gun”
    Murder hobo noises.

  • @DetectiveMekova
    @DetectiveMekova 4 года назад +1015

    "There are so many different kinds of ammo... Can we standardize please?"
    - Every Soldier and Manufacturer in WWI

    • @gildenscale7951
      @gildenscale7951 4 года назад +38

      Mekova France: you know the rules, and so do I...

    • @dweeeebreal
      @dweeeebreal 4 года назад +69

      "You guys are getting guns and ammo?"
      -Russian Soldiers, Eastern Front, circa 1914 colorized

    • @BifronsCandle
      @BifronsCandle 4 года назад +17

      At least the Russians will still have their fingers attached to fire the guns. Poor Hans lost all of them to frostbite.

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 4 года назад +17

      Japanese Army and Navy: "NO!"

    • @blanetamez532
      @blanetamez532 4 года назад +17

      Didn’t the Germans have several variants of the same planes that had a range of different guns/cannons most of which didn’t use a standard ammo type so each ammo type was specific for the model of plane which made just basic logistics a nightmare?

  • @rogue_shad3258
    @rogue_shad3258 4 года назад +544

    "The AS-VAL is one of my favorite weapons of all time!!!"
    Literally all escape from tarkov players: "Preach brother!!"

    • @chancellorforrun2330
      @chancellorforrun2330 4 года назад +15

      And battlefield 3 players

    • @TheXenoxen
      @TheXenoxen 4 года назад +26

      STALKER

    • @BPKPhoenix
      @BPKPhoenix 4 года назад +10

      GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!

    • @adamcarroll9613
      @adamcarroll9613 4 года назад +5

      @@chancellorforrun2330 And Bad Company 2. Although the thing was monstrous in BF3 and I loved it. It's still weird to think that it's meant as a marksman weapon, not an SMG though. At least the Vintorez was. Also the furniture is so gorgeous.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +4

      It used to be my weapon of choice in Payday 2 before silencer skills got removed.

  • @TheEmptyAutumn
    @TheEmptyAutumn 3 года назад +57

    Mike... that whole "a whole 12 people saw it" referring to the Mateba being in Ghost in the Shell. It throws me for a loop every time I hear you say it.
    I know anime is still in its own niche (despite being a pretty big niche), but dude... Ghost in the Shell is up there with the most well-known.

    • @brunokopte1347
      @brunokopte1347 2 года назад +12

      A lot of things Mike says is to goad on the conversations and troll Zach. He often pretends to not know something. Pretty sure he knows about Ghost, because he once found his own cd with hentai from his time in the Marines, inside an old laptop.
      Take a look here, where he trolls all viewers: ruclips.net/video/fTo4Hetw1zM/видео.html

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 4 года назад +1287

    "How vain do you have to be to name your rifle after yourself?"
    All firearm companies: **nervous sweating**

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 3 года назад +22

      I mean you’re not wrong.

    • @Basket_Propellors
      @Basket_Propellors 3 года назад +25

      Glock more like cock

    • @ItsGiantCookie
      @ItsGiantCookie 3 года назад +14

      Meanwhile german weapons manufacturers are like „G is for Gewehr, K is for Karabiner and P is for Pistole, it makes sense and it’s simple“

    • @PhoenixFire2
      @PhoenixFire2 3 года назад +13

      Mauser, Arisaka, Lee-Metford, Garand, Johnson, Krag-Jørgensen, Mannlicher, Mosin-Nagant, Lebel, Kalashnikov...

    • @Basket_Propellors
      @Basket_Propellors 3 года назад +6

      @@PhoenixFire2 Heckler and Koch

  • @MegaZeta
    @MegaZeta 4 года назад +863

    Proving that gun nerds are in every way like every other kind of nerd

    • @dagamer7434
      @dagamer7434 4 года назад +26

      except a lot more deadly

    • @dragonstormdipro1013
      @dragonstormdipro1013 4 года назад +47

      @@dagamer7434 More peaceful in general.

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 4 года назад +16

      @@dragonstormdipro1013 you tend to be more careful when the thing you're fangasming about can actually kill yeah

    • @dragonstormdipro1013
      @dragonstormdipro1013 4 года назад +5

      @@serencefrostbite3362 And that's why gun nerds are some of the most mature communities in the world and won't give you depression after 30 minutes

    • @CardCaptorDeadpool
      @CardCaptorDeadpool 4 года назад +3

      I'm not a gun guy, but I like game guns. This comment is A1 accurate 👏.

  • @FireheartIndustries
    @FireheartIndustries 4 года назад +983

    I just had a "WTF!? That's kinda cool" moment when I saw the video timeline all chopped up into segments, moused over it and realized that the segments are NAMED for the weapons he's talking about! When was this feature added and why have I not seen ANYONE else use it!?

    • @spookyninja99
      @spookyninja99 4 года назад +38

      I’ve only ever seen it in a plants vs zombies tier list video. Yeah it’s cool though for sure. ruclips.net/video/FHa2q_zyDcY/видео.html

    • @rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909
      @rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909 4 года назад +125

      its something youtube put without telling everybody, like changing the place where were the coments in phone (before the comments were in the very bottom of the recomend, and is in the very top of the recomendation)
      sorry for my engrish.

    • @rocciclark8456
      @rocciclark8456 4 года назад +5

      I've only seen some channels use it, mainly league channels though

    • @spencernelson1580
      @spencernelson1580 4 года назад +8

      It’s brand new. They fired Susan Jabberwockee btw.

    • @bluecaptainIT
      @bluecaptainIT 4 года назад +10

      @@spencernelson1580 THEY WHAT? THIS IS IT, BOYS, WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS!

  • @andybrock7768
    @andybrock7768 3 года назад +95

    "Standing for words in Russian that I don't understand" sounded like the perfect American announcer parody

  • @neoman289151
    @neoman289151 4 года назад +521

    "Standing for words in Russian that I don't understand, PKM is an acronym."
    Holy shit this guy's great, thank you algorithm for bringing this gem to me

    • @SomeOne-nl4nh
      @SomeOne-nl4nh 4 года назад +20

      Is something like "pulmeyot kalashnikova moderniziovanny" which translates roughly to klashnikov's machine gun modernised. Mikhail Kalashnikov is the same person who designed the ak 47 and with a team design the pkm. The pkm is basically an ak flipped upside down and made to feed from a belt

    • @Clift.
      @Clift. 4 года назад +2

      Sounds right i know AK 47 is automatic Kalashnikov 47 im not in expert in all guns

    • @cullenkerr6556
      @cullenkerr6556 4 года назад

      All praise the mighty Zank

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 года назад +4

      @@Clift.
      Avtomat Kalashnikova, which is literally "Kalashnikov's automaton."

    • @Invizive
      @Invizive 4 года назад

      @@CruelestChris right translation would be "Automatic rifle of Kalashnikov". "Avtomat" is a word that can be used for any automatic weapon that is not LMG, MG, or a pistol because in gun context it means "anything that is fired from two hands and goes 'pew' rapidly enough"

  • @ICantThinkOfANameB
    @ICantThinkOfANameB 4 года назад +177

    Ok, found this channel about 12 hours ago and as a navy vet, I immediately love these men's stories and began watching for the last 3 hours. Thanks for being awesome guys

  • @Yobyman
    @Yobyman 4 года назад +1052

    *empties a whole magazine into the target*
    "STOP RESISTING"
    *empties another magazine into the target*

  • @ScrapKnight2005
    @ScrapKnight2005 2 года назад +65

    New names for .40 S&W:
    - I can’t believe it’s not 9mm!
    - What, not 10mm?
    - “10mm has too much recoil.”
    - Thicc 9mm.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 4 года назад +1581

    "This gun is awesome because [fill in the blank]." "So it's better than all the other guns? Why arent all guns like that then?" "Well because it has disadvantages like [fill in blank]." "So it's not really that great then, is it?" "No, it's not."
    Yep, that's what firearms philosophy eventually boils down to. Almost every gun is perfect, and shitty, at the same time. There are none that are only perfect, but some that are only shitty.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +49

      That’s pretty beautiful, the way you put that

    • @justa12packofrccola81
      @justa12packofrccola81 4 года назад +11

      The M1917 MG is perfect in almost every way imaginable. Best HMG

    • @kendyer8761
      @kendyer8761 4 года назад +10

      The colt 1911 and M1 Garand are only perfect.

    • @beelz5932
      @beelz5932 4 года назад +42

      @@kendyer8761 Boomer take

    • @madman123456
      @madman123456 4 года назад +28

      Except the pancor hackhammer, the mythical shotgun oft our dreams🤣

  • @0Sirenn
    @0Sirenn 3 года назад +574

    Mike: Weird is good.
    Also Mike like 3 minutes later:
    "Weird doesn't mean it's good."

    • @omegagames3191
      @omegagames3191 3 года назад +6

      Well... He said weird is cool notgood

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 2 года назад +3

      Weird is good in and of itself, but does not necessarily produce a good firearm. (You're welcome.)

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 4 года назад +922

    "A gun made in a garage by some moron that doesn't know how to put a gun together."
    So... the Pancor Jackhammer then?

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 4 года назад +58

      eh, the actual pancor was REALLY dam useful and theoretically an excellent weapon for what it was designed for. basically a couple guys got back from 'nam and made a gun that did everything they WISHED their gun could do while they were over there ranging from just straight up actually firing when you pull the trigger (you'd be amazed at how many military issue weapons don't do a great job of that even under optimal conditions) to some neat tricks like having an ammo magazine that converts into an antipersonnel landmine. only known downside was being rather on the heavy side since they heavily focused on reliability in the design.
      in this case only *known* downside is a real qualification though since they only made like, 3, ever. and put all of them through destructive testing, the people who actually did the testing absolutely loved the thing.
      the only stated reason it wasn't put into full on production is because they didn't think that the people who made it could transition out of the "guys in a garage" stage (literal in their case) and turn into an actual manufacturing company, since this is pretty blatant bullshit theories as to an actual reason abound ranging from plausible to downright silly as tends to be the case with anything that has a big public presence.
      the "one that exists" is, if I remember correctly, actually a mock-up put together from leftover parts and what was left of the actual prototypes after testing, don't remember if it even shoots but it's definitely not the actual gun that was designed built and tested.
      oh! right, the reason it gets mentioned EVERYWHERE is because the remaining one ended up in the right person's collection and mock-ups ended up in all sorts of movies, and then in all sorts of videogames once graphics got past the pong stage. it looks a weird mix of futuristc and solid-and-practical that just sorta automatically says "special gun, good special gun" to people.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +5

      @@evernewb2073 knowing about clockwork drum mags this would be the thing people would hate about that gun, if it went to irl production.

    • @datguy9408
      @datguy9408 4 года назад

      I thought that was the Street Sweeper tbh.

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 4 года назад +11

      @@masterzoroark6664 the mechanism for arming it as a mine has no interaction with it's function as a magazine...come to think of it I can't remember how that doodad is stored...I _think_ it's a ring set into the front of the magazine that you transfer over to the back of it, can't remember if that was the mine arming part or something else off the top of my head and I honestly don't want to spend the evening looking this thing up again, last time I let myself go down that rabbit hole I ran into all sorts of made up bullshit in between the little bits of actual information.
      ^ it's been a media thing far more than it ever got a chance to be a real thing and it really shows, not as bad as trying to look up tesla but still pretty bad.
      just going off the top of my head aside from the obvious problem of it being heavy it'd probably have some maintainence issues: there's a lot of empty space inside that shell.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +1

      @@evernewb2073 Definetly would be a bitch to maintain. Multiple firemode guns with bunch of moving parts or empty spaces are annoying to clean. And that mine thing... this kinda sound complicated, but they might have idea to make it usable by avrage Joe.

  • @lakynpayne6476
    @lakynpayne6476 3 года назад +50

    Zach: "Then the next one that came out was-"
    *pauses*
    Zach: "Why is there a landmine?"
    *explosion*

  • @Kinvarus1
    @Kinvarus1 3 года назад +205

    "So the Mossberg 590, after 589 failed patent attempts..."
    "No!"
    That cracked me up.

  • @Glass-Bowl
    @Glass-Bowl 4 года назад +342

    "If you fill an AK-47 with dirt, it doesn't work anymore."
    I have learned something today.

    • @l-shadow1775
      @l-shadow1775 4 года назад +36

      Todd: it just works *fills fallout 76 with sand*

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 года назад +24

      Technically, if you fill any firearm with dirt, it won’t work

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos 4 года назад +14

      @@D00000T There are so many AK fanboys out there that'll claim the AK will run with the receiver full of sand, dirt, etc.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 4 года назад

      that's an AK-47 not an M16, dont mix them up.

    • @nguyen-vuluu3150
      @nguyen-vuluu3150 4 года назад

      Pretty much all guns that arent single fire only, stop working after you fill them with dirt and fire one shot. Thing is that AKs are pretty easy to fix and cleanup, 6 steps to disassemble and no special tools required, give them a wash and its good to go again

  • @minesweeperlegend
    @minesweeperlegend 4 года назад +643

    Fun Fact: the Pancor Jackhammer is a conical weapon in the Fallout Universe

    • @praxisarms103
      @praxisarms103 4 года назад +73

      *Canonical

    • @praxisarms103
      @praxisarms103 4 года назад +98

      It's not a fucking cone

    • @TheChaoticToaster
      @TheChaoticToaster 4 года назад +84

      No, the Pancor Jackhammer is Conical, while most other guns are Spherical.

    • @slhilmnbus
      @slhilmnbus 4 года назад +3

      fallout 2

    • @Clocky4847
      @Clocky4847 4 года назад +4

      @Trash Person it was already in 2 games: fallout 2 and tactics. i doubt buttfuckesda would add it to the next game, if there is a next game

  • @therabbitfollower5550
    @therabbitfollower5550 3 года назад +48

    I don’t know shit about guns, and I never really found the topic interesting until this guy started explaining them. These two are super entertaining in general, though- I feel like their dynamic could make any topic at least mildly amusing.

  • @Nate-ms4be
    @Nate-ms4be 4 года назад +398

    Whenever I'm feeling down, Zach's gun rants always manage to cheer me up

    • @unit7835
      @unit7835 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @bradenalder9016
      @bradenalder9016 4 года назад +2

      Same thing with me

    • @jacobsimmons6418
      @jacobsimmons6418 4 года назад +2

      Even the emperor of mankind likes Zach's gun rants.

    • @wolfluva24
      @wolfluva24 4 года назад

      If the emperor says it helps then all of mankind must listen to this gospel!!!

  • @thundercheeks6716
    @thundercheeks6716 4 года назад +395

    “We just wanted to make sure you weren’t 3 guys in a shed”

    • @bootyman20
      @bootyman20 4 года назад +37

      “HAHAHAHAH we’re in so much fucking trouble”

    • @guitartruong3981
      @guitartruong3981 4 года назад

      Which gun is that

    • @thundercheeks6716
      @thundercheeks6716 4 года назад +3

      Guitar Truong AWP

    • @brawlgasm56
      @brawlgasm56 4 года назад

      Ok but like, did they actually get in trouble for it though?

    • @thundercheeks6716
      @thundercheeks6716 4 года назад +3

      brawlgasm56 I’m going to guess No due to the fact that it is a very popular rifle with their military

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 3 года назад +358

    Gun rivalry/car rivalry is so accurate. Even the insult turning into a misspelling is *chef's kiss*

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 2 года назад +19

      the fiat joke is a king of the hill reference

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 10 месяцев назад +1

      If i wanted to get an old used 12 gauge, id get an 870, if i wanted a new one, id get a 500. If i wanted an old used truck, id get a chevy, if i wanted to get a new one id get a ford. It kinda works like that imo

  • @GriggsDeMagus
    @GriggsDeMagus 3 года назад +114

    Zack: "I'm a bigger fan of the Remington 870 over the Mossberg 500"
    Me, a Mossberg 500 owner: "You do realize this means war, right?"

    • @vincentmercades1687
      @vincentmercades1687 3 года назад +5

      If ANYONE knows about shotguns please tell me what do the numbers at the end of a name

    • @OddHunter5504
      @OddHunter5504 2 года назад +12

      Me a Winchester 1897 fan: mmm yes conflict

    • @adepressedcatwithabadnicot246
      @adepressedcatwithabadnicot246 2 года назад +2

      @@vincentmercades1687 model designation, there is no universal reason, it's just what the creator decided to call it.

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 2 года назад +6

      @@vincentmercades1687 It's whatever arbitrary system the company came up with. Common themes are year it was designed or put into service, length of the barrel, and caliber, but that doesn't actually mean any company follows this strictly at all.

    • @olivercorcoran6464
      @olivercorcoran6464 2 года назад

      Y'all old asses, Benelli baby.

  • @durandol
    @durandol 4 года назад +362

    I love the almost RvB level interactions these two have.

    • @dewit6076
      @dewit6076 4 года назад +35

      Church and Tucker in a nutshell.

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 4 года назад +15

      Hey. You ever wonder why we’re here?

    • @mtndewmslayer2564
      @mtndewmslayer2564 4 года назад +11

      CdrChaos It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

    • @ratsass7201
      @ratsass7201 4 года назад +5

      I KNEW there was a sense of familiarity.

    • @angel__king
      @angel__king 4 года назад +7

      Mtn. Dewmslayer He meant here in this valley. Do you wanna talk?

  • @FourOfClubs
    @FourOfClubs 4 года назад +218

    "We just wanted to make sure you weren't three guys in a shed."

    • @Darkmythsolider
      @Darkmythsolider 4 года назад +29

      “Oh my god, we are in so much trouble!”

  • @jacobwells9207
    @jacobwells9207 3 года назад +699

    Another really neat thing about the Pancor Jackhammer is that it was instrumental in the Grunt Rebellion of 2045

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 3 года назад +7

      Wait really?

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 3 года назад +29

      AND the rebellion of 2187

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 3 года назад +21

      @@phelpsbutnotmichal9360 nah man, that was the laser variant.

    • @etauvette
      @etauvette 3 года назад +5

      And 2069 the 40mm variant

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 3 года назад +7

      Don't forget about the 1812 prototype wielded by famous French Pirate *Le Murre...*

  • @nazc0
    @nazc0 3 года назад +65

    "Ak47 filled with dirt will not work"
    Brandon Harrera:
    "And I took that personally"

  • @jakestavinsky3480
    @jakestavinsky3480 4 года назад +381

    Finally! We've literally all been waiting for this!

    • @AwkwardHypernerd413
      @AwkwardHypernerd413 4 года назад +3

      The best part is that there are time stamps on each gun as well

    • @R2D2589
      @R2D2589 4 года назад

      What’s your favorite from the video?

  • @Ladle66
    @Ladle66 4 года назад +251

    "I'm gonna go on a slight rant about guns here"
    Video duration - 43:47

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 4 года назад +561

    The "Duplet" is a made-from-scraps double-barrel shotgun commonly seen in the Metro games. It's like the fantasy shotgun version of the real-life sten gun for SMGs.

  • @alexgriffith7258
    @alexgriffith7258 2 года назад +15

    i use these gun rants as background noise while i paint my nails and i feel i have to thank you for how well they have been turning out this last two months

  • @SanctusHD
    @SanctusHD 4 года назад +501

    "Next time you try to weed your front lawn, try using a pistol to do it!"
    *The HOA disliked that*

    • @CT-yc4gd
      @CT-yc4gd 4 года назад +12

      As a guard for an HoA, I would...LOVE...to see this.

  • @gordo8354
    @gordo8354 4 года назад +484

    “True to Ca-“ drifts off and looks at revolver
    *”Different gun.”*
    *cuts to him being murdered

    • @somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198
      @somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198 4 года назад +16

      "Aww, IT'S A TAURUS!"

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 4 года назад +12

      @@somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198 the fact that Taurus is famous for making shitty, cheap guns while also being a brazilian company(I'm brazilian too) makes me embarrassed

    • @RebelFNOS
      @RebelFNOS 4 года назад +1

      Taurus pt92 is modelled off old m92 designs (when beretta owned the factory) they increased the mag capacity by 2 has parts built for it and only for it and the BOPE has chosen it as it's pistol of choice (and if you go over to hickok45's channel he does a review of it)

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 3 года назад +164

    "AN L96A1 *ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!*"
    The excitement in his voice is almost as funny as his reaction to finding out Mike had the ASVAL.

  • @carnovector6396
    @carnovector6396 3 года назад +12

    as your upstairs neighbor, its been a blast learning from you guys, not much of a lets play guy so its def the content i prefer along with the campfire stories im really hoping for more lol

  • @ThoseDiceAlienss
    @ThoseDiceAlienss 3 года назад +221

    Holes in guns are kinda like vents in a house. it makes it a whole lot better with a few, but if you start putting 200 of them in the house, your gonna freeze to death in the winter, or all the cool air will leave the house in the summer, and now your being evicted from your home due to immense property damage. don't put too many holes in your gun, kids.

  • @note2119
    @note2119 3 года назад +710

    The sten: a pipe, another pipe, and a whole lot of hope

    • @chancecompton4061
      @chancecompton4061 3 года назад +58

      Buy the kit today and we'll include your very own angry German horde to make the assembly experience all the more immersive

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 3 года назад +33

      A couple pipes, a couple springs, and a latch or two.

    • @anonymousey7607
      @anonymousey7607 2 года назад +5

      Fun fact, the sten also doubles as a hand grenade

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 2 года назад +3

      @@anonymousey7607 and in some conditions, it’s also cheaper than a hand grenade!

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 года назад +4

      Don't forget the spring!
      Hope springs eternal!

  • @Evictiorama
    @Evictiorama 4 года назад +516

    They reminded me of Naked Snake and Sigint codex calls in MGS3
    “What are you using now?”
    “This is a [weapon’s name] [long but intriguing facts about it]”

    • @unmadrilenodemadridz5086
      @unmadrilenodemadridz5086 4 года назад +5

      I know, right????

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 4 года назад +3

      I R O N W E L D E D F R A M E

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 4 года назад +6

      plus all the weird one like if you somehow manage equip/use the cardboard box as a weapon(somehow) they somehow have lines for it and its not like here is a few quirky lines just to make sure the game dont crash... nope its a full codex call.

    • @blackhawk65589
      @blackhawk65589 4 года назад +5

      @@Zack_Wester "A cardboard box? Why are you....."

    • @stomyed22
      @stomyed22 4 года назад +1

      i am only here to say: nice profile picture, person from the internet with the username of Napawat K

  • @TheWelshExperience
    @TheWelshExperience 3 года назад +102

    29:45 The way Zach says "Different gun" is so emotionless that it's actually scary.

    • @andyk5467
      @andyk5467 3 года назад +13

      i took it as a gunlustful tone

  • @pineapplerepublic3215
    @pineapplerepublic3215 4 года назад +390

    The one thing Zach and the Mandalorian have in common: that guns are apart of their religion

    • @wolfluva24
      @wolfluva24 4 года назад +2

      It is the way

    • @uriplayz8713
      @uriplayz8713 4 года назад +1

      Zach, the Mandalorian, and Doomguy as well.

    • @monkewithagat8733
      @monkewithagat8733 4 года назад +1

      Zach is just your average gun loving American who can probably pick up almost any gun and tell you how it works and who made it. I have an uncle who is a bit like Zach, he knows a lot about guns and he even knows how to build some of them.

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 4 года назад

      so they are both American?

    • @kanaka118446
      @kanaka118446 4 года назад +1

      @@monkewithagat8733 most Americans I've met (and I live in the South) are nowhere near as knowledgeable about firearms. Most might own a pistol for self defense and never train with it. The percentage of Americans that go out of their way to be sufficiently armed, trained, and educated about all sorts of weapon platforms is quite low compared to the percentage of people that own a gun but aren't really "armed"
      Does that make sense?

  • @Keichwoud357
    @Keichwoud357 3 года назад +2090

    Americans today:
    _"There is absolutely no reason to make a light infantry weapon that is in .308 full auto."_
    Americans in the 50s:
    _"Big bullet go boom, or you're a commie."_

    • @G3neral_Hi_Ping
      @G3neral_Hi_Ping 3 года назад +158

      "So your saying that any automatic weapon with recoil is bad?"
      "No, no just .308"
      *Looks at M82 with clothes hangar in hand*

    • @abderu.6947
      @abderu.6947 3 года назад +92

      "
      Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary"
      Karl Marx
      "I see no reason why on the street today a citizen should be carrying loaded weapons,”
      Ronald Reagan

    • @sebastianscott7408
      @sebastianscott7408 3 года назад +4

      I think battle rifles are epic anyway.

    • @jbetfifty5904
      @jbetfifty5904 3 года назад +6

      @@abderu.6947 ain't that reagan quote wrong though?

    • @abderu.6947
      @abderu.6947 3 года назад +48

      @@jbetfifty5904 by citizens he meant african americans who wanted equal rights but its the same thing

  • @Resecupss
    @Resecupss 4 года назад +584

    Pancor Jackhammer: *"exists"*
    Zach: Don't say it. Don't think it.

    • @assas1n9000
      @assas1n9000 4 года назад +21

      Strangely enough, they made only 3 in existence. Zach found 2 out of three, so when he finds the third and final one, he can melt them down and be rid of the Pancor Jackhammer.

    • @kwalityhunter
      @kwalityhunter 4 года назад +3

      @@assas1n9000 or mike will go seto kaiba on them and fuse them together into the ultimate Pancor Jackhammer.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 4 года назад

      But it doesn't exist!

    • @xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme2
      @xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme2 4 года назад

      @@kwalityhunter The Mythical Multi-Pancor-Jackhammer

    • @Resecupss
      @Resecupss 4 года назад

      Some Weeb That’s why I said *”exists”*

  • @juleswoodbury58
    @juleswoodbury58 3 года назад +21

    I just wanted to say, I have watched all three parts a bigillion times, I could quote all of the videos verbatim if I had to. There's something about Zach's encyclopedic knowledge and rigorous obsessive fact checking, that resonates with my fully automatic autism with integrated add and it just puts me to sleep instantly, knowing, there is someone out there that cares as much as me about anything.

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames 4 года назад +375

    These guys are filling the Super Best Friends Play-shaped hole in my heart.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 3 года назад +34

      One’s always angry and one’s lackadaisical and always laughing…
      I’m home :,)

    • @Rotuma2014
      @Rotuma2014 3 года назад +6

      Yeah I get that feeling too with these guys, weird but welcome

    • @SuperMistral99
      @SuperMistral99 3 года назад

      its acted

    • @piefrolic6786
      @piefrolic6786 3 года назад

      @@SuperMistral99 what!?!?!? No way!!?!?!??! :O

  • @smartmars603
    @smartmars603 4 года назад +501

    "Im gonna go on a slight rant about guns here."
    43 minute and 48 second video

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 года назад +12

      Imagine a full rant, hours long. I would watch it

    • @smartmars603
      @smartmars603 3 года назад +4

      @@tashkent561 I'd personally prefer 40-50 minute videos but because it's Zach, we'd have a lot of videos.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 3 года назад +1

      @@smartmars603 What is this channel? Genuinely asking.

    • @peasant_shots
      @peasant_shots 3 года назад

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 It's a channel about two guys messing around and riffing off of each other while playing fallout.
      I definitely recommend it, if you found this interesting!

  • @NotMikey437
    @NotMikey437 3 года назад +641

    0:04 imagine a world were Zach kept his gun rants in his pants. :'(

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 2 года назад +28

    I love Mike's counterplay with Zach, riling up his rants or serving as a bouncing board.

  • @zachstutzman4059
    @zachstutzman4059 4 года назад +142

    "don't go on a gun rant, nobody likes it when you do that"
    *Video becomes top on the channel*

  • @mizleadt6163
    @mizleadt6163 4 года назад +256

    Zach's favorite gun: AS-VAL
    Mike's favorite gun: PancorJackhammer
    Best Gun: Ross Rifle

    • @willshields4480
      @willshields4480 4 года назад +8

      Wasn't the ross rifle ok, but had to be kept clean, and the mud in the trenches fucked it up?

    • @dogdogdogdogdog1906
      @dogdogdogdogdog1906 4 года назад +19

      Will Shields It was a pretty good precision rifle, but that was the problem. Where the Enfields and Garands were designed to be a bit tougher, the Ross Rifle wasn’t. It was good until any amount of mud got near it and it would cease to function.

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 года назад +1

      36:39

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 4 года назад +3

      @@dogdogdogdogdog1906 it had a lot of design flaws. After they got most of them fixed it was relegated to sniper duty for the most part.

    • @dutchplanderlinde4845
      @dutchplanderlinde4845 4 года назад +1

      Will Shields I think it’s more of a myth than actual fact. A lot of bolt action rifles would have problems with mud, Ross Mk. 2 and 3 included. The myth makes it sound like other rifles didn’t have issues with mud. They are still more like target rifles than anything else.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 года назад +526

    3:11 I enjoy saying to gun nuts “So the Glock 17 is called that because of the mag size, right?” because 11/10 times they go on a rant about it.

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-19 3 года назад +35

    I have it on good authority that mike knows _exactly_ what a "choke" is.

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 4 года назад +291

    Fun Fact: One out of every 5 firearms in circulation today is either an AK-47 or a variant of it.

    • @greatwargaming2924
      @greatwargaming2924 4 года назад +15

      thank you lord of war

    • @vincenttorrijos9680
      @vincenttorrijos9680 3 года назад +12

      Blame Russia for just deciding it was the penultimate design and making at least 1 AK variant for every possible gun class

    • @baddle6880
      @baddle6880 3 года назад +5

      Can confirm. I also watched the Ahoy video on the ak.(its a good video watch it)

    • @Sosaparks
      @Sosaparks 3 года назад +6

      @@vincenttorrijos9680 *thank Russia for deciding it was the penultimate design and making at least one si variant for every possible gun class

    • @f67739
      @f67739 3 года назад +4

      @@vincenttorrijos9680 it kinda is the penultimate design for a select fire intermediate cartridge

  • @WeirdHieroglyphicSymbol
    @WeirdHieroglyphicSymbol 4 года назад +316

    I wonder how mike feels about the owner of the only Pancor Jackhammer being named *Chad*

    • @kynto
      @kynto 4 года назад +6

      What's a Pancor Jackhammer and is there really one of it, and exists?

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад +17

      @@kynto There were some others, I think 2 more? Some of (?) the others were functional and was tested but was later destroyed for reasons idk
      The one that exists right now is a garage prototype that doesn't have a practical magazine removal

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 года назад +14

      @@kynto check out Forgotten Weapons, they got their hands on one and fully covered it, it’s history, as well as all of the other versions, although I believe theirs only two.

    • @arealperson9673
      @arealperson9673 3 года назад +2

      @@ArcturusOTE I believe some got destroyed for movies but I am not too sure on that one.

    • @kynto
      @kynto 3 года назад +3

      @@ArcturusOTE There's three of 'em.

  • @junthezoroark7741
    @junthezoroark7741 4 года назад +841

    *Looks at title*
    Oh boy, let's take a shot every time he mentions the Pancor Jackhammer

    • @JRDIXON34
      @JRDIXON34 4 года назад +6

      Jack Brownell okay I’ll play. I’ll let you know how it goes 😂

    • @gabewood983
      @gabewood983 4 года назад +17

      Jack Brownell *slams Jack Daniels bottle on the table*. “Let’s fucking go”

    • @alexandrjirousek3703
      @alexandrjirousek3703 4 года назад +15

      *dies in 5 minutes*

    • @joshuamcclung8362
      @joshuamcclung8362 4 года назад +16

      Here’s an even worse one. Take a shot every time Zach talks about a gun he found on the ground or a dead body.

    • @junthezoroark7741
      @junthezoroark7741 4 года назад +13

      It was fine until like the last ten minutes, oh god, oh fuc-

  • @gamergoblin69
    @gamergoblin69 2 года назад +55

    I love how he says "That says FIAT you dumbass!" So passionately, he sounds like he actually mad about Chevy owners