One of my favorite interactions with Phillipe is if you succeed in those medical checks, he just goes ‘oh, sure, just because daddy didn’t hug me, and mommy locked me in a closet, and my sister....you know what, maybe you’re right. I need a minute. Handle this shit yourself’ and just fucking leaves
If you explore the correct avenues of dialogue, you can give Mortimer one of your human companions to substitute for Ted. He has unique comments about the quality of meat between each companion. Boone is gritty but outdoorsy. Veronica is supple like veal. Arcade is prime beef, though slightly aged. Cass is wonderfully marinated from all the booze she drinks.
@@HereticalKitsune when I played through this quest it was fine, the worst thing that happened was the game crashing but that's because my computer is old.
To be fair, this is probably the best outcome! Mortimer is exposed, the "good" White Gloves are fine, and Heck won't be extorting ranchers for everything they're worth!
It almost scares me how similar the outcome of this side quest was to when I played it years ago: with everything falling apart in hilarious fashion and nobody winning XD
Zach here: “I’ll do my best to not kill your son.” Zach in the campfire stories: “If my children are anything like me or not anything like me, then I’ll have to kill them.” I sense a connection here.... EDIT: Okay, nevermind, after seeing Ted, I no longer see the connection I thought I did. I actually feel more sorry for the girl that was mostly likely eaten.
8:23 the guns that they pick up where from a previous bounty they did for bobby bass abouit killing a ncr official as well the guys they shot where gaurds of the his who i think had marksmine carbines
Zach, with the Cannibal perk: "I don't actually eat people" :P I do also enjoy the sheer number of episodes Zach is surprised animals don't attack him.... after specifically choosing to take the Animal Friend perk xD
When I did this mission, I got caught after lockpicking the kitchen door. Then I gunned down the dude who caught me with the .22 and then "stealthed" my way through everyone in that kitchen area. Then when I escaped I got ambushed by mortimer, then Gunderson sr. Helped me gun down everyone else in the casino. Good times
are you guys not using Yukichigai Unofficial Patch YUP mod? I don't remember having Ted acting like that during Mortimer speech, if you crouch sneak Ted also will sneak with you until you get him to Gunderson..
All you had to do to stop all these bugs was select the final attack option in the dialogue tree, the one that reads "You heard him the punishment for cannibalism is death!" The entire room turns hostile to Mortimer and you dont have to lift a finger.
Justin Williams the quest but that’s beside the point 76 is a completely different buggy mess. Beyond the beef is mission that has so many moving parts that something always breaks.
The first few times I attempted this quest, I got to the part with Mortimer giving his speech but earlier I was caught by a white glove and for some reason he attacked me. So the rest of the quest ended up being me gunning down the white glove society. When I got to the lobby Heck and his bodyguard also decided to start shooting the white gloves as well. I never watched a Taratino film, but I assume the experience was similar to that. This happened 3 consecutive times before I got it right btw.
When I did this quest I was going with explosives as my main skill and when I entered the secret meeting EVERYONE in the room turned hostile for some fucking reason so I killed EVERYONE in the casino and left.
eugh! this is the one Quest that i REALLY REALLY Hated. even now due to a bug with Ted gunderson. and also the fact that his attitude makes me want to leave him there.
"I don't actually eat people!"
- Man with Cannibal perk
5 days ago
@@mileator ...and?
@@mileator Patreon.
I mean you eat one person and you're called a Cannibal
If you think about it when you get the cannibal perk ur not a cannibal untill you use it
One of my favorite interactions with Phillipe is if you succeed in those medical checks, he just goes ‘oh, sure, just because daddy didn’t hug me, and mommy locked me in a closet, and my sister....you know what, maybe you’re right. I need a minute. Handle this shit yourself’ and just fucking leaves
in his words "oh god, i forgot, how could they do that to me." and he's just checked out and leaves
I did that, then unalived him and stuck him in the closet because he bugged and wouldn't leave
"Phillipe has an obsession with fresh ingredients"
yes... thats what being a chef means...
well most of the food is 200 years old so ig they mean he doesn't like prewar food.
I'm inclined to agree, but most chefs don't keep living cows in the fridge and slaughter them a half hour before eating
@@candiedskull9841 There are some butcher shops with in-house chefs actually. Incredibly fucked up imho.
Zach: this is turning into a Quinton Tarantino film
Me: oh so your gonna write yourself into a foot scene?
Unfortunately for you that only happens in the first From Dusk Till Dawn.
@@jackhammertwo1
There's like a whole 5-minute scene in Death Proof that just focuses on Syndey Poitier's feet.
@@jackhammertwo1 "move your big toe" "a foot massage is the same ballpark"
Did you mean write?
If you explore the correct avenues of dialogue, you can give Mortimer one of your human companions to substitute for Ted. He has unique comments about the quality of meat between each companion.
Boone is gritty but outdoorsy.
Veronica is supple like veal.
Arcade is prime beef, though slightly aged.
Cass is wonderfully marinated from all the booze she drinks.
*Tries to give Rex to Mortimer.*
Mortimer: "What the Hell, Courier? Who eats dogs: we may be cannibals, but we're not monsters!"
Mr.Bootleg Yes mike did this in his No No bad playthrough
That's just not right.
@@hiptydiptateejack8712 Evil playthroughs are awesomely fucked up.
Give Boone to them. He'll be with his wife and they'll have less of a chance of getting punched to death
Operation Search & Rescue, Remember: No Survivors.
4 days ago
Wait... what is the 'rescue' part about then?
@@mileator Patreon supporters get access to mikes time machine to view episodes early.
@Mr. Whoops
Has anyone used it for other purposes?
@@portal5718 those who do are never heard from again, I suspect that they are sent to the legion timeline for the rest of their days.
We need a podcast of Zach ranting about guns and talking about guns he loves
I've been saying that for years lol
Yes
It existed now
Yes
Yes
When everything that can go wrong due to bugs and just engine goes wrong, this was beautiful!
1 week ago!?
Mostly because Zach has low speech points, and has so many mods installed it bugs the game like it's an ants nest.
@@MrDuck-po3wy To be fair, NV is not the most bug free game from the start.
@@HereticalKitsune when I played through this quest it was fine, the worst thing that happened was the game crashing but that's because my computer is old.
To be fair, this is probably the best outcome!
Mortimer is exposed, the "good" White Gloves are fine, and Heck won't be extorting ranchers for everything they're worth!
God, someone needs to animate this.
I’m pretty sure this is the best episode in memory.
I’m sure even the chained betrayals of the Cabbot mod has nothing on what occurred here!
Sean Hoffman Long live the Enclave
0:36 oh hey it’s Dr. Girlfriend from The Venture Bros!
now we need the Mighy Monarch!
psydeffex now I want to see a battle between Hard Pete and Brock Samson.
Glad Im not the only one who thought that.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
@@WhenToastersAttack Dont forget two ton 21. a.k.a. Gary!
It almost scares me how similar the outcome of this side quest was to when I played it years ago: with everything falling apart in hilarious fashion and nobody winning XD
In good news!
There is a NPC on the strip paying you for the Gunthersons death, I think.
Mike and Zank: Upload video
Me, Unplayed: insta click
3:28 "Pedigree" is just a fancy word for "inbred".
Zach here: “I’ll do my best to not kill your son.”
Zach in the campfire stories: “If my children are anything like me or not anything like me, then I’ll have to kill them.”
I sense a connection here....
EDIT: Okay, nevermind, after seeing Ted, I no longer see the connection I thought I did. I actually feel more sorry for the girl that was mostly likely eaten.
You could have just deleted the comment, but okay.
Well he didn't kill Ted but he didn't make any promises about random gamblers or Heck
This is one of the funniest episodes of the series
Funny how they couldve avoided all of this if they simply knocked someone out and dressed zach up as a White Glove lmao.
This episode was all over the place 😂
one of the best episodes to date, absolutely hilarious
The way he moved the body at the end of it had me dead!!
21:38 I think Ted immediately knocked out one of the White Gloves
This is the most I’ve herd you two laugh in this entire series
D’YA LIKE THE SIGHT IF YOUR OWN BLAAD?!?
Fiend#6392:I'm outta here!
@@pablothepistolier1285 YA LIEK THATT?
8:23 the guns that they pick up where from a previous bounty they did for bobby bass abouit killing a ncr official as well the guys they shot where gaurds of the his who i think had marksmine carbines
I've been playing New Vegas nonstop since quarantine. This is comforting right now. Keep making these!
I love how you added in hope going "No I'm not!" after Zach asked if she was wielding Stanley.
The unrestrained laughter at the time machine getting hot is fantastic.
Zach, with the Cannibal perk: "I don't actually eat people"
:P
I do also enjoy the sheer number of episodes Zach is surprised animals don't attack him.... after specifically choosing to take the Animal Friend perk xD
Ted's sneak is at 99. it was clearly you
This is one of, if not the best playthrough of Beyond the Beef I've ever seen
2:37 I like how he hesitates
Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh :D
To quote about every gommorah guard " The white gloves fucking creep me out"
...i continued to yell angrily as I FOLLOWED YOU AROOOOOOUND
This was another good one guys good job
"ARE YOU MARJORIE?!?!" Mike should voice Moe Szyslak in a Simpson's fan video.
I like that zack turns into a Canadian while drunk
This is easily one of the greatest videos on this channel
When I did this mission, I got caught after lockpicking the kitchen door. Then I gunned down the dude who caught me with the .22 and then "stealthed" my way through everyone in that kitchen area. Then when I escaped I got ambushed by mortimer, then Gunderson sr. Helped me gun down everyone else in the casino. Good times
Funny every time I do this quest I beat every es head in with the cane then heck shoots all the workers
Fun fact: Cannibalism is technically legal. But the process of getting human meat isn’t in most places
19:15 step 1. lock ted in the rescue gun, step 2. stealthboy step 3. profit
0:28 Should have answered with "how can you shoot with it then?"
phillipe legit reminds me of ben shapiro it's amazing
Ain’t that a kick in the head?
are you guys not using Yukichigai Unofficial Patch YUP mod? I don't remember having Ted acting like that during Mortimer speech, if you crouch sneak Ted also will sneak with you until you get him to Gunderson..
giving a new meaning to long pork
The tactical stacktical.
Hey Chauncey, are you going to eat that person's leg?
Uhhh, maybe later.
Zach woke up today and chose Chaotic Evil
Congrats on 100k
All you had to do to stop all these bugs was select the final attack option in the dialogue tree, the one that reads "You heard him the punishment for cannibalism is death!" The entire room turns hostile to Mortimer and you dont have to lift a finger.
In today's episode, anything that can go wrong, does go wrong.
Murphy's Law, the episode
My girlfriend is a cannibal!
She devours countless innocent souls every morning.
Ted has that glitch happen a lot, it makes the quest unbeatable without killing ted
13:39 Zach. The hell are you on?
23:04 Hope and Ted need to get a room
Is it possible to be drunk on laughing 😂
Laughter is what I meant
Quentin Tarantino would be proud XD
I love your guy's vids.
What’s crazy is human meat is actually the worst meat a person can actually eat it’s completely awful for u and taste horrible
This is one of the best episodes
I think beyond the beef is actually the most broken quest in fallout history. Aside from 76 of course.
This was a fairly standard playthrough.
Gear Grinder51 just ALL of fallout 76. Especially the Enclave quest line in my opinion
You’ve got one quest vs an entire game. Which is better, to be honest?
Justin Williams the quest but that’s beside the point 76 is a completely different buggy mess. Beyond the beef is mission that has so many moving parts that something always breaks.
It isn't that bad on Bethesda standars, at least it isn't Blood on the Ice from Skyrim.
Man the Legion would crucify Gunderson and his bodyguard in a heartbeat.
Zach's drunk voice reminds me of Tommy Chong
I want my life narrated by Mike doing his annoying scream about 6 feet from his microphone. 😆🤣
This is one of the best episodes ever!
This should've been titled Edge of Fallout as there were a lot of rewinds and fucking up.
just because a Robot frequents the Atomic Wrangler, doesn't mean they'd be there only for Fisto.
That securatrons a absolute chad lmao
They should do an independent Vegas run instead of siding with the ncr because they could be the kings of the Mojave
I like normal(drunk) zach
GOD DAMIT TED!!!!!!!
When I saw that they brought hope and they were doing the ultra luxe quest I making a prediction that they give hope to Mortimer so they can eat her
i never get the restuarant scene to work
I forgot how much I hate hope
why when zach trying to be the pure definition of annoyance he sounds like the nerd from robot chicken
Please try boom to the moon you willlove it
"it's evolving but backwards"-pewdiepie
i thought this would fit.
Did you get a new mic?
The first few times I attempted this quest, I got to the part with Mortimer giving his speech but earlier I was caught by a white glove and for some reason he attacked me. So the rest of the quest ended up being me gunning down the white glove society. When I got to the lobby Heck and his bodyguard also decided to start shooting the white gloves as well. I never watched a Taratino film, but I assume the experience was similar to that. This happened 3 consecutive times before I got it right btw.
Hey Zach Cass or Willow?
@Java Monsoon XD which one I've binged watch every episode
So...are they going to leave the situation like this or they will complete it off the record and pretend nothing happened?
When will you make a new best of fallout?
Who is that singing at 00:16?
Its willow
She does that
Yall just need to play Lonesome Road already
Did Mike just go full Jewish there??? 4:00
When I did this quest I was going with explosives as my main skill and when I entered the secret meeting EVERYONE in the room turned hostile for some fucking reason so I killed EVERYONE in the casino and left.
Not to seem demanding or trying to stop what your doing but I’d love to see you play through the Sierra madre dlc
Good news! They just started, man of the past.
Thanks man of the present
Holy cuntstick I did not expect Mike to just start screeching like a banshee GODDAMN. Good vid tho!
Gah this quest was always so bugged to high hell
Quest should've been called "Son of a Heck"
The audio is weird for me, cannot confirm whether its my headphones or the last 2 videos
I hope you guys play the Alien Exterminator mod, it's one of the better quest mods i've played for New Vegas
eugh! this is the one Quest that i REALLY REALLY Hated. even now due to a bug with Ted gunderson. and also the fact that his attitude makes me want to leave him there.
6:52 " maitre d' "? That doesn't mean anything, that's "maître d'hôtel"!
I'm really sad Zach didn't have high medicine with Philppe...that would have been the best reaction.....
Why can’t you wear a disguise as the Head Waiter