JFJ wrote himself into a corner talking about how Link doesn't eat, then specifically introduced that counter-argument by talking about other survival elements. Link has to eat SOMETIMES, situationally, and more importantly, has to manage heat and cold. Survival against the environment is a major part of the genre, and that framing just makes the weapons another finite resource.
J was being such a cunt because on top of trying to argue he felt the need to say “you dumbass” at the end of every point. Attacking the person not the argument.
@@richardchicken923 what I think he meant is that one thing is a survival *horror* game and another is just a survival game, in which he is correct, it's like saying a survival horror game isn't exactly a horror game, in pure survival games you have way different mechanics than in survival horror, the same that happens in regards to the relation between survival horror and just pure horror, in most horror games you cant fight back and have to run away from danger most of the time, in survival horror it has horror elements but it allows you to tackle the enemies, albeit in a more reserved manner than action games themselves
Never thought I’d hear JFJ and Volgun have an argument about the N64 controller. A weird Christmas present, but appreciated all the same. Merry Christmas, Neo.
Haha yeah it is strange how video games rely so heavily on literal children. On top of that it's scary how powerful some of them are. I'm confident that 9 year Link could easily kill me based on the the insane athleticism and durability he shows in this game.
At 2:55 - 3:00 could not have possibly been timed better. Having Volgun's message back that lead to this snowballing butterfly effect of how this video came out, correlating with the "Take me with you and I'll help. Deal?" line is absolutely perfect in an almost cosmic act of fate. Also the rest of video was hilarious that too :)
Same, I was in the chat and have since changed my username but I was actually in tears. I remember I was cleaning my cats litterbox when that part was live and I had to stop what I was doing and laugh until I cried... Call me whatever you want but toilet humor is the funniest shit
55:45 OH MY GOD NEO'S IMPRESSION OF OTACON IS OUT OF THIS WORLD HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A CLIP FROM THE GAME THAT WAS PLAYING BUT THEN I SAW THAT NEO WAS TALKING HOLY FUCK
DeadSpace Hardcore? Easy. Throw SFM at him, Blender, he'll move into Unreal for a new challenge. But throw a frog at him? *He'll croak.* :3 Also, to the N64 controller layout: In Banjo Kazooie, the C-Buttons are the camera, which is super easy to use if you put it on the analogue stick. The C-Buttons would later become the C-Stick on the Gamecube, so it makes sense to use the analogue stick and suffer mild inaccuracy rather than a mangled control scheme.
Never forget when I was in the stream-chat for editing, and I asked "damn how long is this video" and it was the title. I have not gotten a good nights sleep ever since.
1:06:49 and 1:07:11 Look ma! I'm on TV helping someone famous beat a dungeon. (WHO DIDN'T EVEN GET THE FIRST STEP OF THE PUZZLE DONE BEFORE DOING THE LAST STEP DONE AND HAD TO GUIDE THEM THROUGH THAT BTW)
I feel like I watch this once a week at this point, it’s one of my favorite videos of yours right up there with the randomizers and permadeath runs. Keep on keeping on Neo!
Holy shit this video is so high effort. So many stream videos on RUclips are incredibly long while also having a lot of the down time where nothing much is happening but this is just a really good highlight video with great editing throughout. Definitely an underrated channel even with 100K+ subs.
This video felt like a slow drop of Neo’s sanity, and the only reason he came out sane is because chat didn’t force him to go out of the way to get Fierce Deity’s Mask. Volgun and JFJ helped a bit, they kept his sanity up a little, like the healing items in Amnesia.
I just realized something. the happy mask salesman is one of the only NPCs to acknowledge the ocarina of time's power, however implicitly. he plays the song of healing and then has you play it. yet only when YOU play it are you healed. not to mention, he knows about your interactions in the unrealized future in a way that implies he lived it, which shows that not only does he know its' power, he can mimic it to an extent. He also surely knows of the moon's falling, yet says "if you don't get the mask back, _something terrible will happen."_ This implies that something even worse, even more incomprehensible than the moon's falling will happen. I think, realizing that, this game just got a little scarier.
Unfortunately i missed the premier and couldnt watch as family with chat but i am now eating pizza and watching neos video to not cry of my bad day fhank you neocranium
yo i just got recommended this guy's long majora's mask video and i watched the whole thing. some of the best laughs i've had in recent times. Does he just stream on youtube?
This is great. The amount of work you put into editing it really shows and the voice talents of everyone involved really made this play through stand out. The visual gags and the animations flow nicely with the other parts of the video as well. The effort into making this was well worth it.
this video is too precious i was smiling the whole time that my jaw hurt after watching Neocranium will always be my favorite youtuber because of the time and effort he puts into his videos :)
In all my 22 years on this earth I have played majoras mask for about 18 years of it and I never knew yoy xould use the transformation masks for the end boss fight and they work
Headcanoning that Neo is a D-Class forced to play an anomalous Zelda game while Volgun observes as a researcher, and JFJ is a Chaos Insurgency Agent that appeared to cause havoc. They are under a memetic cognitohazard that causes them to act like good friends playing the game together, despite that at least one of them should be faction enemies. The SCP foundation is just using this opportunity to watch how the anomaly works in this specific situation. They will most likely will detain JFJ and Neo after this. Dr. J. Miller will need an amnestic treatment after observation and interview.
Favorite parts so far is J & V in arguing about the analog stick of the N64 and probably the one I'm on right now the lens of Truth, and when J said "fuck you" to V while still both in character was the best thing EVER. I'll probably add more later. But I grew up on the N64 but I'm not going to say anything because it's just someone's opinion. Been trying not to start fights and trying to beat meekful. I'm sorry I missed this amazing stream but so far I've been having a barrel full of laughs so far period And I can't thank all of you for that because I need this type of Comedy and I'm hoping that at the end of the day and of this video that you guys don't hate each other and want to rip each other apart. 55:13 Yes. Yes because I did this SO many times. I'm a little disappointed that you didn't get The Fierce Deity's Mask cuz then the game is truly complete.
Thanks for the christmas present, Neo! The survival games' debate was the best part for the game, tbh. I hope you gonna have nice holidays, and see you sometime in the next year (whenever a new vid's ready)
Hello. This is a good video and I had fun participating in it. Thank you.
No, thank _you_
Legend
You were great Volgun. Question what software do you use for the phone effect when you were reading signs?
hello
You were amazing, you and J together made me nearly piss myself laughing. Also good job on the voices, even as jokes they were amazing.
Volgun arguing with J about what makes a survival game reminded me of Limmy's "but steel is heavier than feathers!" bit.
I like how J contradicts himself during the argument when talking about survival horror.
JFJ wrote himself into a corner talking about how Link doesn't eat, then specifically introduced that counter-argument by talking about other survival elements. Link has to eat SOMETIMES, situationally, and more importantly, has to manage heat and cold. Survival against the environment is a major part of the genre, and that framing just makes the weapons another finite resource.
@@Levyathyn The worst part is that he says survival horror isn't a 'survival game'.
J was being such a cunt because on top of trying to argue he felt the need to say “you dumbass” at the end of every point. Attacking the person not the argument.
@@richardchicken923 what I think he meant is that one thing is a survival *horror* game and another is just a survival game, in which he is correct, it's like saying a survival horror game isn't exactly a horror game, in pure survival games you have way different mechanics than in survival horror, the same that happens in regards to the relation between survival horror and just pure horror, in most horror games you cant fight back and have to run away from danger most of the time, in survival horror it has horror elements but it allows you to tackle the enemies, albeit in a more reserved manner than action games themselves
fucking love the New York cops talking over megaphones about Neo's questionable gameplay RP
*I'm not gonna bother to explain what the hell you just picked up.*
“The moons gonna destroy this fuckin thing before Neo does” wipes me out every time
Soprano's LARP
The MOMENT Neo started talking about how he set up his controls, I started having the worst migraine I've had in months. Coincidence, I think not
I used to play with a PS3 controller for emulators. And I had C stick on the right analog stick, so yeah, fuck Neo's layout
@@playknightboy to each their own. He beat the boss first try when chat said he couldn't
@@loggen3870 I imagine he would have beaten it and the rest of the game even easier if his control layout wasn't so traumatizing
i recently used his layout (with some adjustments) to play through OOT and now I am cursed with muscle memory
I loved hearing TheVolgun warn everyone about white wolfos in his SCP voice
uwu
Neo: "Its not going to happen"
Narrator: *"It was going to happen"*
Brony
Your name rings a bell, did I play lbp2 on PS3 with you?
Band kid
@@RaptorsArrangements epic ratio failure
@@ValomyrsLight where do you see the word “ratio”?
I have honestly never seen the majora's mask fight without the fierce deity mask holy heck
Same, i'm so glad he saw my suggestion to use the goron mask, that part of the fight was so hype live!
Never thought I’d hear JFJ and Volgun have an argument about the N64 controller. A weird Christmas present, but appreciated all the same. Merry Christmas, Neo.
Look it's not my fault my takes are always correct.
can't blame a man for such "base" !!
The fact that you're a sockboi makes you objectively correct no matter who you're trying to offend.
based
Mad that volgun rekt u with facts n logic
@@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson Socks don't care about your feelings.
"Huh... Moon's lookin' pretty big... Sure hope some 9 year old child is tryin'a fix that."
Haha yeah it is strange how video games rely so heavily on literal children. On top of that it's scary how powerful some of them are. I'm confident that 9 year Link could easily kill me based on the the insane athleticism and durability he shows in this game.
@@m.czandogg9576 It's cuz kids play them
@@LordVader1094 Big trueeeee
@@LordVader1094 nah children irl could beat you in a fight they just have to be wearing a cool protagonist outfit
At 2:55 - 3:00 could not have possibly been timed better. Having Volgun's message back that lead to this snowballing butterfly effect of how this video came out, correlating with the "Take me with you and I'll help. Deal?" line is absolutely perfect in an almost cosmic act of fate. Also the rest of video was hilarious that too :)
That was a masterpiece, unironically the best playthrough of this game I have ever seen. Also those animations were seemless!
I'm ashamed but the entire bit involving the Double Decker Buffet and the reverb farts had me in tears.
Same, I was in the chat and have since changed my username but I was actually in tears. I remember I was cleaning my cats litterbox when that part was live and I had to stop what I was doing and laugh until I cried... Call me whatever you want but toilet humor is the funniest shit
@@Kahmiaa Literally.
@@LazyDudeIV GOD DAMMIT I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE LOL
@@Kahmiaa dude I had to keep rewinding that part of the video since I couldn't get through it without choking on my held back laughter
Same
1:06:36 It's funny to hear J say fromsoft games suck now that he has 10+ hour videos of him playing elden ring and loving it
Volgun Does an Absolutely Terrifying Zach Hadel Impression: The Video
5:33 Leaving this for myself
yeah? you gonna defy me?
55:45 OH MY GOD NEO'S IMPRESSION OF OTACON IS OUT OF THIS WORLD HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A CLIP FROM THE GAME THAT WAS PLAYING BUT THEN I SAW THAT NEO WAS TALKING HOLY FUCK
Someone needs to make a mod that incorporates all these voiceovers into the game and replace all of links sounds with Neos screams and sounds!
You know neo if you just got past that metal wall of embarrassment you'd make for a fine voice actor
Holy shit is this ALL EDITED? Thank you Neo, for all the work you did to entertain us this year
"is that the halo theme?" absolutely fucking killed me
Ngl, that ending and brief Lost Wood theme made me tear up, but Neo's question after that made me lose it 😂😂🔫
God im gonna rewatch this video to hell n back throughout the next year. Bless your hard work n bless Volgun for his voicework.
DeadSpace Hardcore? Easy. Throw SFM at him, Blender, he'll move into Unreal for a new challenge. But throw a frog at him?
*He'll croak.* :3
Also, to the N64 controller layout: In Banjo Kazooie, the C-Buttons are the camera, which is super easy to use if you put it on the analogue stick. The C-Buttons would later become the C-Stick on the Gamecube, so it makes sense to use the analogue stick and suffer mild inaccuracy rather than a mangled control scheme.
Never forget when I was in the stream-chat for editing, and I asked "damn how long is this video" and it was the title.
I have not gotten a good nights sleep ever since.
A masterpiece. A true Christmas gift. Thank you.
I love that Volgun is stuck in my head for the SCP files, everything sounds like one
this video made me realize again that majora's mask is such a beatiful and unique game, thanks for this neo, it's really beatiful
I remember when neo said that this was gonna be one of his worst performing videos lol, now its one of his top 10
"TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH, AGE 35 BUT WHY, A FOREST FAIRY" is the funniest usage of a soundboard I've heard in a while
1:06:49 and 1:07:11
Look ma! I'm on TV helping someone famous beat a dungeon.
(WHO DIDN'T EVEN GET THE FIRST STEP OF THE PUZZLE DONE BEFORE DOING THE LAST STEP DONE AND HAD TO GUIDE THEM THROUGH THAT BTW)
This is my comfort video
I feel like I watch this once a week at this point, it’s one of my favorite videos of yours right up there with the randomizers and permadeath runs. Keep on keeping on Neo!
Holy shit this video is so high effort. So many stream videos on RUclips are incredibly long while also having a lot of the down time where nothing much is happening but this is just a really good highlight video with great editing throughout. Definitely an underrated channel even with 100K+ subs.
The only stream of anyone playing through a whole game I've watched in many years.
This video felt like a slow drop of Neo’s sanity, and the only reason he came out sane is because chat didn’t force him to go out of the way to get Fierce Deity’s Mask. Volgun and JFJ helped a bit, they kept his sanity up a little, like the healing items in Amnesia.
I just realized something. the happy mask salesman is one of the only NPCs to acknowledge the ocarina of time's power, however implicitly. he plays the song of healing and then has you play it. yet only when YOU play it are you healed. not to mention, he knows about your interactions in the unrealized future in a way that implies he lived it, which shows that not only does he know its' power, he can mimic it to an extent. He also surely knows of the moon's falling, yet says "if you don't get the mask back, _something terrible will happen."_
This implies that something even worse, even more incomprehensible than the moon's falling will happen.
I think, realizing that, this game just got a little scarier.
1:05:43 "Hey Gary, look, there I am!"
Unfortunately i missed the premier and couldnt watch as family with chat but i am now eating pizza and watching neos video to not cry of my bad day fhank you neocranium
16:46 it really looks like he did "is this your drugs? Not anymore bitch"
I've never physically laughed this many times at a video before. Such good shit your entire channel has
yo i just got recommended this guy's long majora's mask video and i watched the whole thing. some of the best laughs i've had in recent times. Does he just stream on youtube?
Yessir
Only thing missing was the wrapping paper, best xmas gift ever.
1:24:53 ok but volgun's line for majora here was actually chilling.
*camera shot between legs to link*
"I don't like this." LOL
Amazing video as always
1:12:22 They sure will… can’t wait to play Red Dead Redemption for the PS3 on my Nintendo Switch.
out of all the running jokes in this, my favorite by far is “Keep This Picture?”
I am 100% convinced Volgun is an SCP with the ability to have an impossible, unnatural voice range
Finally.... A masterpiece we don't deserve
Honestly love this vid being this long, just the sheer rewatching opportunity is great. Thank ya neo!
This is the greatest gift for christmas ever! Thanks neo.
16:41 "Hmmmm HMMMM" I really expected him to say HOMIEEEE like Marge there
Literally one of my favorite games from my childhood. I'm SO happy seeing you play it
1:03:31 I've never seen Neo in such pain.
I feel like i watch this once a month at this point
Neo always releasing top tier content every upload he does, amazing as always Neo!
A masterpiece for Christmas huh. Thank you Neo
You managed to superslide off the bombchu at 1:04:03, that was amazing
This is great. The amount of work you put into editing it really shows and the voice talents of everyone involved really made this play through stand out. The visual gags and the animations flow nicely with the other parts of the video as well. The effort into making this was well worth it.
this video is too precious i was smiling the whole time that my jaw hurt after watching
Neocranium will always be my favorite youtuber because of the time and effort he puts into his videos :)
In all my 22 years on this earth I have played majoras mask for about 18 years of it and I never knew yoy xould use the transformation masks for the end boss fight and they work
I did not expect these 3 to be friends.
This has become one of my favorite videos
Why would people want this cut down for humor, it was all good content
This video is so good start to finish, thank you neo for the Christmas present
Headcanoning that Neo is a D-Class forced to play an anomalous Zelda game while Volgun observes as a researcher, and JFJ is a Chaos Insurgency Agent that appeared to cause havoc. They are under a memetic cognitohazard that causes them to act like good friends playing the game together, despite that at least one of them should be faction enemies. The SCP foundation is just using this opportunity to watch how the anomaly works in this specific situation. They will most likely will detain JFJ and Neo after this. Dr. J. Miller will need an amnestic treatment after observation and interview.
This was awesome! Your editing is on point. Over an hour long and it didn't have any dull points to it!
Thanks for the long video Neo, appreciate the time and effort of this vid :)
"I'M NINE" is the best running gag ever.
Favorite parts so far is J & V in arguing about the analog stick of the N64 and probably the one I'm on right now the lens of Truth, and when J said "fuck you" to V while still both in character was the best thing EVER. I'll probably add more later. But I grew up on the N64 but I'm not going to say anything because it's just someone's opinion. Been trying not to start fights and trying to beat meekful. I'm sorry I missed this amazing stream but so far I've been having a barrel full of laughs so far period And I can't thank all of you for that because I need this type of Comedy and I'm hoping that at the end of the day and of this video that you guys don't hate each other and want to rip each other apart.
55:13 Yes. Yes because I did this SO many times.
I'm a little disappointed that you didn't get The Fierce Deity's Mask cuz then the game is truly complete.
Absolutely a hysteric video, great job!!!
Never expected to see a neo video an hour and a half long, neat!
Volgun’s Voice for the Happy Mask Salesman is just pure perfection
This video was fucking amazing. Start to finish I was dying my nuts off laughing. Great one
Tingle: “I DO COCAAAIIIINNE”
I have never laughed so much in this year; this video was amazing and a blast to watch!
this is really mushy, but whenever things are rough, i like to return to this video. love all the work that you do for us Neo, thank you
Ah, it's time to rewatch it again. Glorious.
Thanks for the christmas present, Neo! The survival games' debate was the best part for the game, tbh.
I hope you gonna have nice holidays, and see you sometime in the next year (whenever a new vid's ready)
Stunning visuals, amazing commentary followed by deep voice cover. Here we see NeoCranium at his best. Christmas spirit included! - IGN
RUclips weirdly just notified me this happened, best way to start the year.
Th face neo does when he says that somebody was sussy in the chat made me laugh for a whole hour
I have *very much so* been looking forward to this.
Neo, Volgun, and JFJ's shenanigans are actually some of the funniest things ive heard in a while. Great video fellas :)
Banger vid neo, good job
Yo Neo getting around to playing my favorite game of all time warms my heart dude
Great work. I appreciate watching all the time you put into making this. Merry Christmas.
by far still one of my favorite videos from Neo.
This did not feel like an hour, fun video
This will be the greatest Christmas gift
God I keep coming back to this video when i need a mood boost. One of my favorites
Tingle's voice is just Charlie from Always Sunny playing one of his characters
i still think this is one of the best videos you've ever made. It's just pure entertainment.
i cant stop rewatching this, jesus its so good in EVERY segment
Top tier content yet again, thanks for the Christmas present 😎
ah this was amazing!
I love this game, but only because I played it as a child. I would never play it blind now. Good job!
1.5 hours of content? LET'S GO
Volgun is my new headcannon voice actor for the happy mask salesman
the big nut guy had me in stitches lmao
I love how j says suppository finished while a orphan is talking about the loss of her father
I haven't ever had this much fun watching this game!
Happy to believe that this Neo Classic is a Christmas film 😉