HaloSexual (Warhammer 40K Darktide, Halo 3 ODST, Halo 3)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025

Комментарии • 359

  • @personadan
    @personadan 2 года назад +1747

    It was hard to tell if Neo was uncomfortably confused, uncomfortably horney, or both.

    • @ThatDevilBrony
      @ThatDevilBrony 2 года назад +90

      The answer is yes

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 2 года назад +54

      It's Neo. _Of course it's both_ haha

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 2 года назад +8

      all of the above

    • @Dogan_TM
      @Dogan_TM 2 года назад

      Horney

    • @TheeDarkAges
      @TheeDarkAges 2 года назад +6

      I think both cuz he was interested and afraid of what scenes he was going to animate eventually.

  • @BubblegumYum
    @BubblegumYum 2 года назад +961

    God the inkling bit has killed me even more than seeing it livestreamed

    • @norpotti52
      @norpotti52 2 года назад +97

      It's at 10:14 just so I can find it easier in the future

    • @Anonymous-ss1kg
      @Anonymous-ss1kg 2 года назад +16

      @@norpotti52 thank u king

  • @xdswaefr
    @xdswaefr 2 года назад +953

    I think Neo should start a baked potato-themed food truck and call it "I Twink, Therefore I Yam"

  • @vapor-shadow2815
    @vapor-shadow2815 2 года назад +759

    Neo and friends screaming, moaning, and grunting. My favorite :)

  • @JJPatches
    @JJPatches 2 года назад +180

    So glad he was happy with my funny flipnote for the stylus bit

  • @Matthew-zx8cs
    @Matthew-zx8cs 2 года назад +354

    The unrivaled comedic duo of Neo and literally anyone who walks into the room. The deadpan exchange about calysto protocol is tool strong for me.

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 2 года назад +130

    At 14:08, the fact that his corpse shows his tag as "WHY" makes the bit even more hilarious.

  • @TezKun
    @TezKun 2 года назад +140

    The group hug animation was actually so cute and wholesome and as much as I always love these videos it was a nice surprise. :)

  • @Whiskayy
    @Whiskayy 2 года назад +163

    The inkling being waterboarded is fucking hilarious, amazing video neo.

  • @IchirouTheDemon
    @IchirouTheDemon 2 года назад +172

    12:30 No lies detected there, the people who made ODST decided to buss down on that shit fr
    best laugh i've had in a while, thanks Neo

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 2 года назад +46

    Naming the notes as he sang "no" was a masterful play
    0:45

  • @jacksonbearbower6514
    @jacksonbearbower6514 2 года назад +309

    Finally I can feel represented in media. Thank you neo for sticking up for halosexuals everywhere.

    • @bencurran3204
      @bencurran3204 2 года назад +9

      agreed i truly felt at home watching this

  • @elementz808
    @elementz808 2 года назад +161

    As a nsfw artist, i am inspired beyond words by this young man

    • @shotgun3628
      @shotgun3628 Год назад +21

      Oh no
      Oh Oh no
      Link?

    • @KCoyoteXD
      @KCoyoteXD Год назад +11

      ​@@shotgun3628 uhhhh asking for a friend

    • @Frombeyondthehorizon6860
      @Frombeyondthehorizon6860 Месяц назад

      From one artist to another, i wish you luck in your future endeavors

  • @nartaga1624
    @nartaga1624 2 года назад +125

    Fun fact: The final cutacene of Halo 3 with the warthog jump lines up to hilariously comedic timing with the song "Super Trooper" by ABBA.

  • @spacedoggo6591
    @spacedoggo6591 2 года назад +106

    Incyn screaming constantly gives me dopamine

  • @HomekittyL2
    @HomekittyL2 2 года назад +43

    1:40 I replayed the noise that followed like 10 times and laughed so hard my abs hurt and I was crying

    • @beefmeatloaf
      @beefmeatloaf 15 дней назад

      Literally the cartoon paint squirt noise

  • @Professor-Badger
    @Professor-Badger 2 года назад +60

    Ok but chief being hugged by all three arbiters was genuinely cute an I loved that

  • @Quantum1244
    @Quantum1244 2 года назад +56

    Evil JFJ and JFJ in the same VC is giving me an aneurysm

  • @wham658
    @wham658 2 года назад +8

    Big *Smooch* amazing video!

  • @Ginkami
    @Ginkami 2 года назад +27

    17:20 how does neo recreate a tf2 scout scream so perfectly on accident

  • @BlackPaladinV
    @BlackPaladinV 2 года назад +11

    13:17 that climax.ogg out of nowhere just ended my existence

  • @CaptainZlex
    @CaptainZlex 2 года назад +23

    The abilities of human vocal cords continue to amaze me.

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176 Год назад +14

    6:26 “A-“ 10:14 [Distresses inkling noises]

  • @andrewhoff8782
    @andrewhoff8782 2 года назад +272

    J is a fucking goldmine of goofs and funnies.

  • @halthebearded1904
    @halthebearded1904 2 года назад +43

    15:03 Bro I cried laughing. That is all.

  • @auroramage2001
    @auroramage2001 2 года назад +44

    I didn't need 3 seconds of arbiter vore at the end

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 2 года назад

      Shower thoughts: Arbiter, much like the Predator, have no lips. Ergo, they could wrap their entire mouth around your face and literally "suck face" during a make out.
      _Shower thoughts_

    • @Blackhaze-gm1yj
      @Blackhaze-gm1yj 2 года назад +3

      We all did

  • @benslavid8791
    @benslavid8791 2 года назад +21

    i dont think there wasnt a second where i wasnt nearly crying from laughing

  • @garbage_blob
    @garbage_blob 2 года назад +1

    Thanks

  • @apoctalypticmessiah
    @apoctalypticmessiah 2 года назад +1

    Thanks! I hope I get to see you bounce off each other like that again, monetized or not!

  • @hellhounddead
    @hellhounddead 2 года назад +14

    I love this video so much. This is peak Neo and friends. Love yall and the content.

  • @Doug-Strong
    @Doug-Strong 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for making these videos, always excited when I see a new one's been released. Fingers crossed Darktide actually gets finished at some point.

  • @TerribleWarden
    @TerribleWarden 2 года назад +16

    I really like Incyn. He's almost always at like 100% energy and the lowest he goes is like 80%

  • @EchoInTheVoid7
    @EchoInTheVoid7 Год назад +4

    3:44 LMFAO TEMOTHY IN THE CHAT BE THIRSTING😭😭😭💀💀
    14:56 I can smell the fanfiction... 'Round little dude' in chat at 14:54 is literally proving my point. And so did the very end of the video...

  • @blissful3815
    @blissful3815 2 года назад +6

    i like when neo says something and everyone in the voice chat takes physical damage

  • @StardustNova69
    @StardustNova69 2 года назад +10

    NeoCranium videos always leave me losing a lung laughing. God, I love this man

  • @khaopodyhaimak9244
    @khaopodyhaimak9244 2 года назад +44

    You make my sexual desire for Master Chief and Arbiter come true

  • @The_1HP_Medic
    @The_1HP_Medic Год назад +3

    1:12 I‘d like to let Neo know for the record, this joke is a reoccurring joke in my family and friend groups. Thank you, that‘s all

  • @fedorb9286
    @fedorb9286 2 года назад +1

    Thank you mister NeoCranium...

  • @nerdsoftheherd69
    @nerdsoftheherd69 2 года назад +7

    “I put on a punisher t-shirt and love cops because I miss the entire point of the comics.” Is one of THE most based statements I’ve ever heard

  • @void_of_trash6678
    @void_of_trash6678 2 года назад +15

    This deadass one the horniest/gayest videos Neo has ever uploaded and I love it. Funny af love you Neo ❤️

  • @sweaty_gus6743
    @sweaty_gus6743 2 года назад +4

    The liveleak part remembers me of titles such as:
    "Eating ass on the road goes wrong"
    "Motorized sex accident"

  • @ArisaArtisan
    @ArisaArtisan Год назад +3

    as a splatoon fan the fucking inkling bit absolutely kills me every time, love that shit so much 💞💞

  • @Hellscrap3r
    @Hellscrap3r Год назад +1

    "What are you whistling?"
    *_"∆-"_*
    That response absolutely sent me for some reason.

  • @sparkfollow5955
    @sparkfollow5955 2 года назад +4

    7:49 Incyn screaming like the hunter in L4D

  • @mishaalkisan1688
    @mishaalkisan1688 2 года назад +4

    16:35
    Am I the only one who keeps thinking that Grunt is going to say "YOU GIANT BULLYING FCK!" whenever I rewatch this bit?

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile 2 года назад +14

    god i had tears in my eyes laughing, how do you guys manage to be so embarrassingly funny

  • @olliezoop
    @olliezoop Год назад +3

    How is J able to consistently be this unintentionally hilarious, there's absolutely no way he's doing it on purpose

  • @chuckles6482
    @chuckles6482 2 года назад +14

    i have seen this man play countless horror games but never have i seen more fear than 5:57

  • @wolffy2419
    @wolffy2419 2 года назад +12

    It sucks how youtube wants to harm creators more and more because youtube kids didn’t take off like they hoped it would. Keep on trucking Neo!

  • @kathl.5598
    @kathl.5598 2 года назад +2

    laughed a whole lot at this comp, great content dude!

  • @OGSNAKEKILLER
    @OGSNAKEKILLER Год назад +1

    dude i have watched this like 10 times and i just now noticed the cortana on the bottom left

  • @Cr1msnF4dger
    @Cr1msnF4dger Год назад +1

    Ive watched this video multiple times and I just noticed the Cortana vtuber model on the motion tracker in the Halo 3 session

  • @ShawnsLegacy
    @ShawnsLegacy Год назад

    5:28 what really got me here was how the camera wiped out and back in as neo threw his head back

  • @case_in_point
    @case_in_point Год назад +1

    Ptsd moment: forgetting your tv is loud at 2am and turning on your ps2

  • @BigBoyFargo
    @BigBoyFargo 2 года назад

    A new NeoCranium video uploaded before I go to work? What great timing!
    Also, I was literally eating a stack of pepperoni when Gwatcha was talking about eating a stack of pepperoni.

  • @Xileth_
    @Xileth_ 2 года назад +1

    BHRU it took me like 10 rewatches to notice the Cortana vtuber thing lmaoo

  • @sillycookie
    @sillycookie 2 года назад +83

    I'm gonna comment here and know no one will see it.
    I desire Master Chief carnally.
    Edit:....I forgot i made this comment

  • @boneyjonesy9029
    @boneyjonesy9029 2 года назад +9

    cant believe neo said sangheili were unkissable, you just gotta have them wrap their mandibles around your face and start smoochin the roof of their mouth

  • @metalslug3fan
    @metalslug3fan 2 года назад +4

    9:54 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I SPAT MY FOOD ON MY LAPTOP LMFAO

  • @TwinkieChief
    @TwinkieChief 2 года назад +3

    This has got to be one of the funniest video neo has made.

  • @clydemcmanus2473
    @clydemcmanus2473 2 года назад +15

    You mind explaining what your doing on that couch chief?

  • @NachoLimeGuy
    @NachoLimeGuy 2 года назад +1

    that was the hardest ive laughed this entire month. Thank you

  • @Beartornado-BT
    @Beartornado-BT 2 года назад

    Honestly every video is a treat Neo, keep on doing what you're doing, I look forward to every upload.

  • @Chubarrk
    @Chubarrk 2 года назад +6

    Holy shit, the vengeful ghost bit made me bust a gut, goddamn.

  • @knightlautrec1708
    @knightlautrec1708 2 года назад +8

    Dude, I can't remember the name of the song that goes "doot do doot doot do do do" and it's bugging the hell out of me.

    • @thedrycleaners3086
      @thedrycleaners3086 2 года назад

      Replying in case someone finds it

    • @knightlautrec1708
      @knightlautrec1708 2 года назад +3

      @@Incyn God damn, literally had Prodigy on repeat during my commute to work. You're an absolute Saint for making my brain not kill itself while trying to remember the song name 💛

    • @thedrycleaners3086
      @thedrycleaners3086 2 года назад +1

      @@Incyn smooch

    • @sherponie4187
      @sherponie4187 2 года назад +1

      @@Incyn thank you, i was going nuts trying to find it

    • @hellhounddead
      @hellhounddead 2 года назад

      @@Incyn of course you of all people would know the song. Yall are awesome too.

  • @ZephyrCuga
    @ZephyrCuga 2 года назад

    I wasn't able to stay for long but making it into the vod after such a fun stream was nice

  • @theamazingyoshi1938
    @theamazingyoshi1938 2 года назад +3

    0:19 is that just that one image of the thirsty little flower

  • @That_One_Medic
    @That_One_Medic 2 года назад +4

    5:09
    I am standing right here.

  • @rocketmik65
    @rocketmik65 Год назад +1

    It’s like my tenth time watching this and i only just noticed the cortana vtuber during Halo 3 😅

  • @danielmiller5778
    @danielmiller5778 2 года назад +6

    Aw man I wanted to see the part where you and J both realize you’re only playing the dark anthology games because you both thought the other person wanted to play them.

  • @cranberryjuice305
    @cranberryjuice305 2 года назад +7

    Neo got out gay-ed, this will be in the history books.

  • @FALLOUT3514
    @FALLOUT3514 2 года назад +1

    This video genuinely had me tearing up. Thank you

  • @LogieBear_
    @LogieBear_ 2 года назад +13

    Ogryns and fellatio are definitely a fun mental image

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 2 года назад +1

    I’ve had the “One Legged” skull on since the day I was born 😂

  • @nagfiregamma
    @nagfiregamma 2 года назад +9

    I'll make sure to finish my shenanigans for next time btw. Side effect of being lazy as hell

  • @LOLMLG21
    @LOLMLG21 2 года назад +1

    I fucking love the subtitle of "Injured COD breathing"

  • @heirofspacegodtier8148
    @heirofspacegodtier8148 2 года назад +6

    I don't care what neo says, he is easily one of the most entertaining people I watch. 😁

  • @The-E-king
    @The-E-king Год назад

    5:15 medic is the most top character there is. its either you don't do anything or he is letting you have some fun.

  • @shypony5820
    @shypony5820 2 года назад +4

    16:54 ive never seen neo so fast to disingage

  • @scotsman242
    @scotsman242 3 месяца назад

    That moment with his brother was so wholesome lol

  • @thejfj
    @thejfj 2 года назад +7

    noice

  • @masshuudojo
    @masshuudojo 2 года назад

    The subtle Dark Souls sound effect on "THE LORE" killed me

  • @Cr1msnF4dger
    @Cr1msnF4dger Год назад +1

    Sooooooo hentai devs: If you ever needed someone to be in the sound department at 1:43 JFJ is your man

  • @RoroRainDrop
    @RoroRainDrop 2 года назад +1

    Starting from 12:58, Has anyone noticed the cortana v-tuber on the bottom left?

  • @browntown5897
    @browntown5897 2 года назад +1

    I wish youtube would stop not recommending me neo vids and just show them to me on release, not days later by pure chance

    • @DoctorMedicine_
      @DoctorMedicine_ 2 года назад

      *MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL*

  • @griffinshawler8256
    @griffinshawler8256 2 года назад +1

    JFJ’s punisher bit got me

  • @cowsharts
    @cowsharts 2 года назад +1

    love the facebook mum font at the end

  • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
    @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer 2 года назад

    funniest vid you've put out in a hot minute bro

  • @Bec-Son
    @Bec-Son 2 года назад +1

    Neo brother coming straight outta letterkenny with that accent and vocabulary

  • @Nineball459
    @Nineball459 2 года назад

    These highlight vids never fail to make me laugh uncontrollably

  • @monsunoguy19
    @monsunoguy19 8 месяцев назад

    4:28 "Watch out! Exploding barre-"

  • @FoxFanProductions
    @FoxFanProductions 2 года назад +2

    5:05 Hey mom, I'm in a neo video! (I really wish I could change my name).

  • @shadar5346
    @shadar5346 2 года назад

    This video is a banger damn, I choked on my dinner watching it, keep it up Neo.

  • @Mr.Spongecake
    @Mr.Spongecake 2 года назад +1

    The best mic peaking action, right here.

  • @alexandermayfield1436
    @alexandermayfield1436 2 года назад

    neo always makes banger videos, but this one was fantastic, i was dying laughing the whole time

  • @BL667qul
    @BL667qul 2 года назад

    Thank you for the video neo really appreciate the effort as always!

  • @someguycalledblake5754
    @someguycalledblake5754 2 года назад +1

    2:00 My friends have done EXACTLY THIS

  • @crazyuncleron
    @crazyuncleron Год назад +1

    2:35
    GW sues people who animate 40K. You can shitpost using stuff from Fantasy and AOS all you want

  • @Zolur
    @Zolur Год назад +1

    the is the horniest halo video i've ever seen :)

  • @qp7414
    @qp7414 2 года назад +1

    i just got my wisdom teeth removed i cannot be smiling this much