My Ideal Saints Row 5
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- Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
- Ok you guys asked me on twitter to do this, so here it is kind of. I'll be doing a Saints Row video one week, and then a non-Saints Row video the next. So next week will be something different! Hooray for diversity!
/ xfl1ppyx
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steamcommunity....
The Saints legacy ends here; not with a bang, but with a whimper
Killbane knew the future
Naw it went with a bang a bang of crying
The lines hits verry hard now
😅
@@TheSaints77for reeeeal
Spot on
"Saints Row 5 can be anything as long as it has the 3rd Street Saints"
Yep, after the reboot trailer, you could say that again..
ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿(◡︵◡)
Nice Celeste picture
Ayyy!
It was worse than we thought...
They're some cartoon gang bangers who aren't from third street and don't have a saints row district
Ah this video aged like a fine milk
The fact they didn't release anything new for 7-8 years Saints Row related only to drop a hollow unfun reboot is wild. Volition, Embracer and Deep Silver deserved their fates.
this video hits differently watching it after the reveal fiasco
Yeah. Like wtf were volition thinking.
These comments are funny reading them after waiting to see gameplay instead of basing your opinion on a cgi trailer
@@Ramalangadingdang nah, some gameplay videos that already spawned showed exactly what i was expecting... it's just sr3 gameplay recycled all over again
@@M4V3R1CK_13 I mean last I checked SR3 didn't have an immersive city, with SR2 levels of customisation. Maybe quit hating on things just because it makes you look cool
can't believe it's been almost a year
THEY DIDN'T LISTEN!!!! THEY DIDN'T LISTEN!!! 😭
Well, they did reboot things. That part they listened to. They just ignored all the important stuff.
watching this after the reveal, flippy is about to be angry
Whose here after Saints Row 5 confirmed?
Me
Uhh
Wait what
@@imhot6545 yup
R they gonna release it this year or next
Welp this aged well
More like didn't age well
@@EchoTheWorld03 sarcasm
i miss the saints row 2 customizable combat system :(
Me too
oh my gosh me to....
And the fight club activities!
and th way the boss can walk different
Same here! It's one of my main reason why I loved SR2!
I think the guys behind Saints Row are starting to realize they've let us down, I mean this was a quote Johnny said in Saints Row: The Third; "We traded our dicks in for pussies. Seriously... Movie deals? Commercials? The Saints name used to mean more than body spray and some ass-tasting energy drink." It breaks my heart to see what this game has become..
Sr3 or 4 I personally can't remember but I thought it was 4 because in 3 they didn't let us down yet and Johnny was also dead for most of 3
EATYOURVITAMIN5 Saints Row 3's dialogue was the most unintentional irony ever written.
PeirceTheChemicalBlackVeil well I'll tell you how he dies ok Pierce is with the boss and your in hell dex is the new devil he then reseruects all the past villians the boss of the Ronin he and his crew find Pierce alone with just some hoes and then boom the interrogation then they get the info and he dies
And to think, they killed off Gat almost straight after he said that, as if they were giving a giant middle finger to the old games.
It's always about the money, Mr Gat
Flippy actually predicted that the game is gonna be a reboot
This video isn't really what I was hoping to make. When I was in the process of making the first draft, premiere kept randomly crashing and then before I knew it, my hard drive was full. So, eh, wasn't really that interested in making another video like this anyway so I rushed it. Soooory. Next week will not be Saints Row video, and hopefully next weeks video will be better. Thanks for your patience.
Thanks for the heads up at first I thought it pax 😂😂 flippy is boss
LOOL THAT ENDING XD
Flippy thanks for putting me in.great video
Flippy My ideal Saints Row will be the same as yours.Another series i personally liked reminds of what Saints Row is becoming and that was the Far Cry series.I didn't really played Far Cry 3 i wasn't interested in that but when i played Far Cry 4 it felt like playing Far Cry 3 for the first time.Really there's nothing new in this game the only new things are Elephants and Snowmobiles that's it the story was a wasted concept by Plot-holes Cliched Plot twists and Poorly made characters for further detail i will link my rant that i made on the Far Cry wiki.
farcry.wikia.com/wiki/Thread15163
Flippy That satan hand wipe away was clever, Pats for patrick.
Instead of making Saints Row 5. Why dont they just remaster Saints Row 2 for the current gen consoles?
***** nah
SteamError Gaming Channel Yes
Demon Rantz nah again.plus is not new anymore....
SteamError Gaming Channel It can just be just a downloadable thing.
Demon Rantz that's okay but cheat for them who already own the orinal game
Great Idea, which will never see day of light.
Yep
***** *ringing sound, like in the battlefield,call of duty, war games, and sometimes when it rings in your ear which does not allow you to hear for a few seconds*
***** Day of light?
Sir Cereal
Meaning the game developers of the series won't acknowledge this.
It's the light of day
Back when gamers could reasonably not expect game devs to hate them and not want to dump all over their favorite franchises
this aged like milk
Coming back to this is just adorable. lmao
"Until 2016 and that's the earliest I see it released"
Me : "yeah..."
This video exists in a pre-Mighty No. 9 world. It feels like so long ago
If volition refuses to go back to the serious tone, they should at the very least acknowledge the old fans by remastering sr1&2 and opening up some new servers. Or don't remaster it, just make it backwards compatible. Anything...
ikr
+Guy Guyson i want sr1 on pc
+Guy Guyson they should make the new saint row like being back in time to save the earth and fight terrorists
+Guy Guyson I don't consider gat out of hell is as a saint row
mr onsépatro XD thats saints row 4
*coughs awkwardly*, we all know why we’re here.
Yep.
13:05-13:58 Flippy knew what was coming
well this hurts to watch
10/10 Boonerific! Bravo bravo! *hands Flippy flowers* extraordinary!
Bravo to thepoke'mon master
mrsaintsgodzilla21 SUBSCRIBED NICE DANK VIDS BRO
mrsaintsgodzilla21 I love your vids man
I never felt a disconnect between the bosses's personality and the side activities.
Infact I think the side activities complimented the phsycopathic nature of the boss. The scenes where you go to the movie producer for the blazing activity sums it up beautiful when the producer says "Normally people are concerned about safety" Then your character is like "All i want to to is set shit on fire"
Fucking perfect
Saints row 4 is a sequel to the Save Shaundi Ending,so why not make a sequel to the Kill Killbane Ending in Saints Row 3
Magma Infinity I've been wondering about this.
At least we'd be rid of SR3's Shaundi's nagging, Johnny wannabe, ass. Although I'd rather have fun Shaundi and Eliza Dushku any day over that, to be honest. Not hating.
I honestly prefer that ending actually, where the boss is head of the Steelpor, pissed off and pretty much undefeated. It was a lot closer to the old Boss.
Jon D i like the shaundi from sr3
The shaundi from SR2 is the young shaundi rasta hair colombian wannabe
Jon D Shaundi wannabe Johnny dude
Everyone is a johnnywanabe
Pain
Saints Row 5 could be anything as long as it has the Third Street Saints
My ideal sr5
Have stillwater the way it was and add steelport and lighten it up
Customizable fighting styles and walk styles
Clothing customization like sr1 and sr2
An sr2 like storyline
Competitive multiplayer with the return of protect the pimp and teams will be gangs in game
Return of all gangs from sr1, sr2 and sr3
Sr3 gang customization
Better soundtrack
Gangster themed
Better civilian ai
Better ways to make chaos
Sr2 physics
Using anything as a weapon
And being able to make scenarios with people on the street
yesss
Here's something I left out: 4 player co op
+Jackass preach
16 player free roam
The problem is that the series can't revert back to the theme of SR2. The only reason they went with a over-the-top batshit crazy story in 3 and 4 is because people started dismissing the 1&2 as a GTA clone. Going back to the gang and hood structure will destroy the reputation of Volition. The story can't go back, cuz it can also annoy the fans who like the crazy theme of the newer games.
Saints Row 5 confirmed, lets hope fl1ppy had some input.
They literally have to listen or they will go under. Hopefully though considering his SR4 wishlist lol
@@xxxod I so hope they see Flippy's videos on sr5 wishlists. What gives me hope is that IdolNinja is working on the team. He's been critical of saints row 3 and his fav game of all time is Saints Row 2. He's also done so many awesome mods for it and recently did a tweet saying that he is head over heels in love with the new Saints game that's in development. I really hope SR5 is everything SR3 should have been.
@@xxxod They don't have to listen, SR always does well and everyone who prefers the old school games is in the minority, they can continue to make stupid shit and it'll still sell really well. That's the worrying part really, there's not too much incentive to return to the SR1 and 2 formula and level of detail. Our only hope right now is that it's been over 7 years since the last game so the chance of having a reboot that goes back to basics is more likely than before and that they've been more involved with hardcore SR fans like inviting saintsgodzilla to play the game and yeah having IdolNinja working on the team right now, and he seems to be loving but it he works there he ain't gonna say anything bad lol.
@@xMasterSparku right, that's why agents of mayhem did amazingly well. The last real saints row game was saints row 4, released in 2013. tell me anything relevant they've done saints-row related since, and not gat out of hell since that was basically a dlc
@@xMasterSparku SR fans that prefer oldschool are the most loyal fans. Everyone else plays it once in campaign, then leaves to play another series. they need to listen or they won't have an established fanbase, just nomadic sheep that jump on anything.
6 FUCKING YEARS ITS HAVE ALLREADY BEEN ?
i felt so goddamn old
Honestly its good flippy still has the dream alot of us old saints fans had. God I remember going to the midnight launch of three dressed in purple suits with my girlfriend because SR2 was amazing. I remember wanting my first tattoo being the saints symbol. I know it sounds crazy but saints row 2 is still my favorite game of all time and it was better then the GTA series. Guess we can only hope to see a kick starter for a saints row styled game done right.
Dentenshi Reignhart I'm starting to think that SR2 was somewhat of a product of it's time for volition. The botched ending of SR1 forced them to come up with something new for the sequel, and they just happened to come up with an amazing group of concepts that worked well with each other. In other words, they got lucky making SR2 what it was and everything since then has been an attempt at trying to push those concepts to the extreme, and sadly, it just doesn't work as well.
Flippy Are you ever going to make those videos where you teach Japanese?
Flippy Yep, the more I think about it and the more evidence that raises its ugly head and cringy game after, after cringy game an improved saints row 2 game will never happen again. Thanks for all the SR videos Flippy. I look forward to all the future content you create. the non saints row videos have been kick ass.
Anyway man! Here's to "A brighter future and a better life." on channel Flippy. Peace!
footiedavanas Yep!
***** Better customisation? lol
FL1PPY FOR PRESIDENT
AlienMyth64 better then the Boss
Pepsia Gaming hey fuck you
AlienMyth64 papa fl1ppy ftw
The Fuzz activity was fun as hell and it played up to the boss being a psychopath.
i'd probably buy SR5 regardless of what direction they went with, as long as they brought back the hispanic female voice
I LOVED that voice
To be honest, my perfect saints row 5 would be a reboot based on a story of boss with the gang going back in time (including Kinzie), killing Julious, taking over Stillport, Becomming the President, and preventing that invasion.
Gheorghii Mosin hell yeah, this sounds awesome! :D
No
Kurtis Wasylkowski yus :3
Or it could go back to bein' gangsta.
Radz - Random Stuff why not both? :D
I watched this video and see what could have been. I had the SAME EXACT idea for SR5 as flippy did but obviously if Volition gave us what we actually wanted, we'd be happy and we can't have that.
Rip saints row
Saints row 4 could be a dream, the main character could be in a coma after the end of saints row 3
Lord Bawank lets just hope Saints Row 4 is made non-canon... I’m fine with Saints Row 3...
JohnTheNord they should make a “Saints Row 3” which takes place after the 2nd and just go off of there. it’d be different because the actual third game is called “Saints Row The Third”
@@paulcheenis8768
Maybe because the Saints are called *The Third* Street Saints.
Mr T yeah i know why it is you fucking donut im just saying they could easily make a game that goes off of two because they could name i just sr3.
Mr T also i like your profile picture
See I'd go with the retcon ending: the boss you play in 1-4 is now an Urban myth, Johnny Gat is an older cop who has been on the boss' trail for years and actually worked under undercover as a Saint for a bit but is starting to believe it's a cold case, you play a new Playa, and run into Carlos (who in this universe was told to skip town after helping the boss escape during the opening of SR2's events thus avoiding his original fate) and he tells you about the saints and their reign and inspires you to pick up the saints name and bring it back to glory. as the game progresses you run into the old saints from the original 4 games but it's clear that due to it being a different universe a lot of them never met the boss or did and split from them before things got crazy as SR3's celebrities stuff. Peirce can be some producer who had a few hits in the early 00s but never really his his stride into full blown a lister but still is wanting that. Shaundi still the hippy type, clearly likes the drug life but clearly got an edge to her after the fall out of an alternate version of SR2's events, mixing SR2 & SR3/4 shaundi's personalities into one person. McKenzie is around and a well respected agent but clearly unfulfilled due to a case she never got to crack. and stuff like that which shows that thigns happened but it's notably different while not completely ignoring it.
Saints Row 2 is the best in the series! (My opinion so don't start a fight :) please)
I don't even how many hours I spent on that game. Definitely the best.
***** Bruh right.
Yeah! Awesome!!
SaintsRow2001 Me too bro
***** Same here. Til this day I cannot stay away from it for too long. Idk, it just pulls you right back in eventually. That game is legendary
Imagine SR2 in SR3's Engine
See, I refuse to move on. Volition needs to stop catering to the over the top wanting 12 year olds. Us original fans are still around, and they need to realize that.
Dom Does Lets Plays Because you have to be 12 to laugh, right?
Kenny_Cartman Who said you did?
***** Did you not read the OP that is pretty easy interpet as, "If you like SR3 and 4 you have the mentality of a 12 year old."? haha
Kenny_Cartman ok
Dom Does Lets Plays Hey, I'm a fan of the originals, I promise. But hey, I like the new games, not as much as the originals but I like em. I've said this before, the reason I started playing these games was for the character creation. As long as they keep that character creation and continue to improve it, I could go either way.
Let's be honest, even the original games didn't have much substance in plot, I believe Nostalgia blinds people, they're still good games, it's just the plot never really mattered.
What I would like to see is something different than it's roots and the current game direction, something like Flippy suggested. A reboot, or maybe a remake that has a slightly more darker tone with a bit of cheese, like a modern day 007 movie that has the most epic character creation yet, a huge map, and a better system over all. I mean this next game would be something on next gen, something like this just won't do it needs to look much nicer, play smoother, and ya know just be better.
At this point I would be happy if they released saints row 2 on ps4 and xbone with 60 fps and all dlc
but on pc its allready there
just get a graphics mod
i am a pc gamer dumbass, im just saying pc doesnt need a remake for saints row 2 since if youre woried about graphics then just get a mod
u fokn wut m8,just w8 no h8 imma b8 u at de r8 of f8
well what was that, morse code, nuclear launch codes or something?
…flippy didn’t want to buy the reboot…..he saved 60-100$
Its scary how you foreshadowed what the next Saints Row game was gonna be with the whole comment at the end...
Watching wishlist videos when you know the outcome is very depressing
All i want is stillwater. Updated ofcourse. Anything is better than steelport. I really hated it. A update in graphics would also be nice. I aint a graphics whore but recycling the graphics from the previous game is not a way to make a sequel
Bitch it is spelled with 1 L
I actually want either both or two whole new city’s in the one that’s coming out soon.
*Still* Water?
@@DarthVader-mv6qv YEA CHANT CHANT
I have a simple solution as to how Volition could handle Saints Row 5:
Make a poll/survey asking Saints Row fans what direction they would like the next game to go in, since they've said in their recent streams that they want to get in touch with their fans more. They can give the poll/survey a wide variety of options for people to choose from, and whichever choice gets the majority rule by the time they decide to terminate said poll/survey will be the direction they'll take the next Saints Row in.
Of course, the poll/survey could also have more questions afterward that go more in-depth in regards to asking what Saints Row fans want in the game. Again, majority rules.
PricelessDamnationV2 Except we all know that doing that would just end up with the newer fans requesting more stupid over the top stuff instead of going back to the way SR2 was.
Volition are holding a poll right now exactly like what you just described. I heard the poll ends on the 12th (I don't know this as a fact) but it's definitely a step in the right direction IMO :)
I always thought the boss's character made sense because when he was in business he is super serious and psychopathic but he needs to do these fun comedic things to lighten it up so he doesn't go crazy with all the other shit
saints row 1 and 2 has the best open world and customization i have ever seen
For the love of god! Please make the stealing car system more realistic! No one leaves their parked car unlocked Violation, unless you guys do in which case im about to get a new car
I lol'd hard
Ticci Toby nah, saints row isn't a real life simulator and it'd be boring to be forced to unlock those.
GTA is like that
Ticci Toby I kinda agree but it's SR. In GTA games, that's a must but in SR it's not really that important.
Robowen- Owen Purdy in GTA you break the window and unlock the car.....
9:39 I finally realized that Flippy said that zombie uprising is a game with endless waves of zombies... That's not true you stay there and when you finish all waves you get the zombie mask.
But damn I am soooo late
the thing that i miss the most is the clothing and car deeper customization, u know like choosing leather or cloth in the interior of the car or on a jacket, or to buy one hat and put it backwards, on the side o however you liked, even choose from boxers or thongs an the prints an colors of it, if you will use the pants on the waist, hip or almost at the knees, the chains silver, gold platinum, the stones are diamonds, rubies, emeralds and choose he pendant and the thing that i miss the most is a Latino voice for the boss
Who is here after that garbage fucking reveal?
this video’s kinda tough to watch now
Yep.
You create your character as usual (hopefully this time with more available default voices and races) then the game picks up where Saints Row 2 left off. Following the chopper ride the three go to a club, celebrate 'owning the city' getting drunk and also high off Loa dust. The combination causing the protagonist to fall asleep and have a lucid dream of everything that takes place after Saints Row 2. The dream is quick bursts of false memories of Saints Row 3 and the games that follow. The protagonist awakens in a safehouse seeing Shaundi smoking a joint and watching tv. The protagonist asks what happened having Shaundi explain that you passed out in the club and her and Pierce brought you home. Shaundi says she was just staying to see you sober up and that she's heading home.
Shaundi: "call me if you need anything...Boss"
*both smile*
You crash again, this time having a dream of the last thing Julius explained before you killed him followed by quick flashbacks of all the major characters you killed and all your friends who've died because of the life. The next scene pans over your body from an aerial view of you convulsing and groaning, then you suddenly wake up in a cold sweat. You look around in shock then fall back to bed caressing your nose like people do when they're stressed. Your character sits up at the edge of the bed, the pan goes to a digital clock then back to you. You sit with your hands together with your elbows on your thighs for a few seconds then you stare at your palms, the protagonist arises, puts on a coat, leaves the safehouse and heads to a mall. You're analyzing your surrounding and then see a baby playing with his mother and smile to yourself. You pull out your phone to make a call to Gat but then drop it and it slides to a lady sitting down nearby in a seat, she glances at it, picks it up and returns it to you saying
"Think you dropped something" and laughs.
The two make brief but intimate eye contact, then they say "sorry" simultaneously, chuckle and part ways walking opposite directions. The silent cut-scene then shows you running back to her, the two chat and she puts her number in your phone, the cut-scene fades to black. A few moments later you're in a home appearing aged, you look at a baby boy (your son) standing in a crib holding the rail you then see that same lady from the previous cut-scene (your now wife) chopping carrots in your kitchen. You go upstairs to your room, open your dresser drawer in search of something. You then sluggishly pull your hand out of the drawer, slowly looking towards the dresser mirror. The cut-scene starts to shake as if your character's having a migraine, followed by a high pitched ringing and whispers. The protagonist grabs his head and starts to stumble around as the whispers get progressively louder then you frantically rush back to the same drawer pull out a prescription bottle and pop several pills then dash to the washroom to catch some water in a cup so they go down properly. The whispers gradually get quieter till they halt to a silence. Your character regains a neutral standing position, you're relaxed. Your phone rings and you jump out of fright, you look to see Gat's calling, he informs you in the call;
"Hey, I know you've settled downnn... tryna keep a low profile and what not, but remember that crazy fucker Sunshine you killed a few years back, well he's got a brother and apparently he's coming to off your ass unless of-course you're gonna... you know, FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT"
You: "And you know this... how?"
Gat elaborates that he knows a guy that knows a guy and that Sunshines' brother will arrive within the month to come for you. The call ends, you then roam in the game doing missions till that month is up (the month being over whenever you complete the missions) then receiving a call once you've completed that from a blocked number. You answer and stay silent as you hear heavy breathing in the background followed by;
"Well, aren't you going to say hello?"
You: "WHO TF IS THIS ?"
Sunshines Brother: "I am brethren of who you know as...Sunshine. I would like to meet with you at the Sirens Pier, My yacht will arrive tomorrow at dusk, it would mean a lot if you came, I mean you no harm"
You hang up and the mission succeeding is you doing just that only armed with a pistol. Sunshines brother (let's call him
'Samedi') yacht is already at the pier when you arrive, with several armed men standing on the deck two being beside a door. Samedi comes out of the door and approaches you seemingly checking you out as you stand there, you then say;
"Isn't this the part where you kill me?"
He glances at his men and they all share a laugh then looks back at you and says;
"I believe the information your partner received was lost in translation...but friend, I know of your troubles"
You: "What troubles?"
Samedi: "The voices"
*Your thoughts echo* "How the fuck does he know?"
You: "Yeah I'm schizo... doctor gave me shit for it, I'm good... yeah" (Clearly lying, Samedi looks back to his men)
Samedi: "No, no, no young man, that couldn't be further from the truth, how do you think I found you?"
You: "Shit, if I know ?"
Samedi: "My fallen brother and a few other losts souls are attached to you that is how I found you; the energy led me to you"
You: "Good to know, now what tf do you want from me?"
Samedi: "I desire your consolation just as much as you. I know what it's like to be tormented"
*brief silence*
Samedi: "I can banish these spirits from your presence and you can finally be at peace if you so desire, otherwise I will leave and you will never have to see me again"
You: "Fine, do what you have to do...But aren't you mad at what I did to your brother?"
Samedi: "Not at all, he strayed far from reality, lost his mind and ended up in the wrong hands, I would have probably ended up doing the same thing, follow me to my office to end this.
Samedis office is filled with all kind of voodoo related paraphernalia, your character sits at a table across from him and he grabs your hands and you both close your eyes as he starts chanting some spells. The whispers begin and then they turn to screams and a gust picks up in his office, then suddenly the drapes part ferociously (spirits departing) and everything becomes silent, he lets go of your hands.
Samedi: "It is done"
You two then both nod acknowledging the respect you have for each other, then you leave in your car to drive back home. As you're leaving you look in your wing mirror and see the yacht is somehow already gone (nostalgic music would be playing in the cutscene of the ride home). You arrive home to your wife on the driveway biting her nails with her arms crossed questioning where you were (clearly upset), you just hug her and she embraces it you both go inside. Gat, Pierce and Shaundi are all in your living-room cooling out.
Shaundi and Pierces jaw drops (Shaundi is holding your son)
Gat: "Everything alright playa"
You: "Couldn't be better"
You head upstairs to your bedroom and pick up a photo of you and the Saints in your early days from atop your dresser and reminisce. Next, it's to your balcony, grabbing the railing staring off into the direction of the sea. You pull a Cuban out your pocket light it up and start to puff. The scene ends with the view panning out as music plays maybe: 'Nas - Stay' (something fitting like that songs) You look up at the clouds to see an apparition of Samedi, Lin and Carlos smiling down at you, you smile back and it fades to black, credits roll.
I think in this hypothetical Saints Row 5 (Technically it would be Saints Row 3) the Map should be set in a fictional city based off Cuba (maybe calling it 'Buca') and also an island in the map based off Haiti (Tihai as a potential name); since Mr. Sunshine was Haitian and Haiti is just a little south of Cuba, and that atleast one mission should involve you flying back to Stilwater.
Thank you for taking the time to read this if you did. I came up with this imaginary plot after watching this vid. I'm a huge fan of Saints Row and was super disappointed with the direction it took after the 2nd game, and would love to see it make a comeback and have the series end in a positive light.
I read it all. Not bad. But I don't think Volition will listen. This is what the Saints Row Plot has turned into. FUCKING ALIENS.
This is honestly probably the only way they could save the series. Almost like an apology for how badly they fucked up with 3, 4, and gat out of hell
I think a way to make the old and new fans happy would be The Saints going back in time with the time machine before Zinyak destroyed the Earth. Then you could visit both Steelport and Stilwater. You could use the armor that gives you superpowers in some missions, and then after you beat the game you could use it on the street, but only have superpowers with the armor on. And having something like a versus mode in the Fight Club with one player using the boss with his armor and the other using Gat with his fallen angel powers.
or they could make the stories of 3/4 a dream or alternate reality seriously I hate these responses but this would be the best of the answers
+Alan Oritz I think thats all unnecessary. I would rather they just ignore the whole concept of SR4 and the push of the Saints to be 'heroes'. The whole simulation thing just doesnt fit to me. Too much Sci-fi, too much over the top. I just want SR to focus on being a deep 3rd person shooter.
Or, better yet, instead of just Stilwater and Steelport, the Saints could travel to those two and a few new locations not present in the original game. Ditch all of the super powers, add in a fuck-ton of weapons to play with, 10 unique, different gangs to fight through the new locations, and a huge-ass story line about how the Saints returned to power. I think that would be pretty kickass.
@@artyomsaveli9681 I think your idea is great.
Tbh I think for the old fans they need to have a city like stilwater , where everything is serious and have that simulation machine inside a crib as a video game for the new fans , it would be like sr 4/3 is a playable video game inside sr 1/2 , I think that would make both parties happy , with the sci fi side being optional and the serious one being the main
Damn here just before the Sr reboot reveal. I really hope they took this vid into consideration
@B3 :'(
just had to wait 6 years flippy.
Bro this video didnt age well 💀
what you mean? I gave up on Saints Row so he was pretty accurate in the end.
@@AxaFin 7 years
Flippy, where are you?
6 years and till this day we still want the same thing and we still got fucked over
your saints row 5 will be a far cry like reboot sadly
My idea for the story: the same as SR1 (maybe mix it up a bit, to keep it interesting) with the same basic crew (Lin, Gat, Dex, Troy). The big change is that the playa discovers Julius' plans to kill them, and decides to overthrow him before he can do it. However, many of the other Saints don't believe/don't care about the playa, and are loyal to Julius. Enlisting the help of some newbie Saints (Pierce, Shaundi, Carlos, maybe Kinzie, Asha, Matt etc because I don't want their characters going entirely to waste) the playa slowly turns the Saints against Julius and eventually kills him, becoming the leader of the gang.
The idea of a Saints civil war is really interesting to me!
PS. The last minute of the video changed me. Thank you, Flippy, I've seen the light.
If they had just put in a 16 player free roam in Saints Row 2, that would have made the game last forever.
You just blew my mind!
-A reboot or a new story with a new earth and a different gang (I wouldn't mind a prequel where you play as Julius though)
-A more gang driven, "realism based", grounded action movie style story like SR2, with a few insane moments of ridiculousness (like the skydiving tank fight from SR3)
-A huge, lively, diverse setting. One that is in a state with 3 cities like San Andreas. One that is completely new.
-Rival gangs must return! (Maybe more than three this time)
-The deepness of Saints Row 2 customization (layered clothing, multicolored hair, etc.) with some of the funny and crazy customization options that SR3 and 4 had
-The scary, coldhearted boss from SR2
-More rock radio stations (no metal station in SR4? Come on!)
-Maybe include superpowers in a mini game activity or something rather than the main game
-more types of vehicles (hotrods, bicycles, trains, etc.)
-Also, I would love to see a Saints Row game that's a period piece (like set in the 90s, 80s, or early 2000s)
Also, day/night cycle and more weather effects (maybe even snow)
I'd like the environment to have a city based off of Las Vegas with a desert and another city that parodies Miami or Orlando, Florida
Seeing this video in 2019 is depressing
Seeing it in 2020 is death threatening
It’s sad that we wanted a Saints Row 5 game but instead volition and deep silver gave us a reboot that nobody asked for
I want: a story like SR1/2; a gameplay like SR3; a multiplayer like GTA V (without the in-game shop, cheating, bitches who kill you without a reason, with some DLCs paid and real crews.
I fully agree finally someone else agrees with me
+Cane in Fuga (Mambanana) sr3 are story are doing fine for its own good lot of interesting character and stuff and coop mode are also stand for it own way
I love your ideas but I need Lin in saints row
Same and keep Viola from 3 because she can fit in the old atmosphere with the Saints. Everybody else though idk.
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I have a good theory for Saints Row V.
What if, at the beginning of the game, we learn that we NEVER LEFT THE SIMULATION?!?! (Dun Dun Dun!!)
I mean, think about it! Isn't everything in SR 4 suspiciously convenient? Like how you upgrade weapons IN THE SIMULATION, and they are upgraded in reality? Or how you customize your character IN THE SIM and the changes carry over into real life? Or how "Clusters" are physical collectible objects, and not just code? Or how Just running through a few checkpoints in a race or playing in traffic is enough to break the simulation?
Also, it almost seems like Zinyak wants you to win. Like how your breaking shit in the simulation, yet he does nothing, even though he claims, "I am the architect of your reality. I create what I want, I DESTROY what I want" Why doesn't Zinyak just delete superpowers? Or delete all of the stores? Or make all of the Zin immortal? Or turn everyone against the Boss? Or trap the Boss in an Iron Maiden for all eternity? OR DELETE THE BOSS??? And how can he not find you ON HIS SHIP?!!!?
In game, when you die, the game says the Simulation revives you. Why doesn't Zinyak remove this feature?!?!
In the final boss, when Zinyak releases the TNT CIDS, why doesn't he recall them once he realizes that the Boss is throwing them back at him?
And my last piece of evidence: At the end of the game, when you get the super suit which gives you superpowers IN REAL LIFE, if you use Mind Control on the Zin, they will still glitch out. IN "REALITY".
Also, are really supposed to believe that Kenzie managed to get abducted, realize she's in a simulation, figure out how to get out of it, get out of the simulation, rescue Keith, LEARN AN ALIEN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, and establish contact with the boss in only a few hours? And Is a world of peace and order REALLY the Boss' worst nightmare? Why not her/his crew turning on her/him and she/he being forced to kill hem? Or being forced to relive the death of Carlos again and again, unable to stop it?
Sigh... The writer of Saints Row 4 is either an idiot or a total fucking genius.
How about the earth never blew up!
That's quite an idea, although I see two main points objecting that:
1. Look at the rest of SR4. I highly doubt that this one writer for the last part of the game was the spark of genius in all of High Voltage.
2. It is probably just for gameplay and HV didn't think about that or were... I don't even want to say "too lazy" but rather under too much pressure to incorprate details like that.
(and 3. if Volition was to go for a reboot that would still make the storyline up to the abduction valid, which kind of defeats the purpose)
However, the reasons why it could be (and makes me wish it will be):
1. That would open up for another idea I read: They may be able to escape the simulation (this time for real) and then fight Zynyak for real and take over his ship. Since SR already has gone completely Sci-Fi they might aswell embrace it and make a game were you fight interplanetary-interracial (like: humans+zyns vs aliens vs other aliens) gang-fights in order to rebuild the human race again. Instead of just taking over one city, you take over one planet, maybe even one solar system or even a galaxy.
2. SR2's story too was build almost completely one a single small mistake, so fuck it, it might happen again.
+TheHeavyshadow I agree! Although another possibility I've considered is that you discover you're still in a simulation in a secret ending, but you don't know for the rest of the game, aside for a few very subtle hints and Easter eggs. Heck, they could return to the gangster style with Killbane "returning" to take over.
I dont want anymore to do with the ZIN to be honest.
moviesbyzach DEFINITELY LIKE WHY DID THAT HAPPEN THAT WAS SO FUCKING DUMB
honestly this series needs a reboot. we all know the old saints row is gone and volition just does what it wants now instead of listening to their fans.
XProjectHunterX Based on sales figures, most fans prefer 3 and 4. Sr 3 and 4 are kinda like the Final Fantasy XIII series. They're actually pretty loved by a large number of people. The naysayers just naysay extremely loudly.
Kenny_Cartman i didnt hate 3 and 4 by any means but after gat out of hell i think they really need time to really think about what they want to do with this series. i love saints row which is why i want it too succeed but if they dont listen to us and their own thing soon they will lose a lot of their old fans who helped make them successful
XProjectHunterX It's about money, not fans. That may not be right but lets face it, that's how it is. As a fan of old school tomb raider, the reboot pisses me off to no end but it sells well so they arent gonna stop making for people that liked the originals. That being said, as long as SR5 still has fun gameplay and over the top activities and doesnt completely disregard 90% of the series cast, as flippy suggest in this video, I'l check it out regardless.
Kenny_Cartman dont worry im not blind enough to think that they care more about the fans then the money lol. the money always comes first to them and i might give it a try if it looks fun enough.
XProjectHunterX Personally, I hope the stick to the zanyness. Not enough AAA games with that tone in the current market. But, no matter what they do, I'll probably check it out. As stated, the only thing that would point blank piss me off is if they actually did remove every character except the boss, shaundi, pierce and gat. ... and money comes first to any AAA business. Not just Volition. You want games made for the fans, go indie.
Oh boy were we disappointed
I do agree with a remake to give the series a sense of direction again. But it would be pretty cool to have Lin, and Dex back to basically bring contribution to the story and the gang it self for example. Lin could be a specialist on the gang's cars and make sure they are maintained, also with people she might influence to be part of the gang that could also work really well on the cars. Then, Dex could be a coordinator of missions that the gang could do because of how he almost always planned out his next move during the story of the first game.
My brother bought me the Saints Row pack on steam this past Christmas (it had saints row 2 through Gat out of Hell with all DLC's), I knew nothing about the series, but damn did I fall in love with 2. I made a male with the Hispanic voice and I thought it was cool that he would speak Spanish sometimes. Loved the story, the character, the other characters, their relationships, everything. It was the perfect balance of serious and funny. Then I play 3 right afterward. You probably saw my disappointment coming after my description of 2 lol. I was extremely bummed that they removed the Hispanic voice first of all, and I tried to make it work with a different voice but I could tell already that the personality was different. So, I just left my lil Cholo in SR2, and made a British voiced character in 2 to carry on into 3 and 4. 3 was boring as fuck though! Kind of funny, but I hated it. 4 was really funny, I actually kinda enjoyed it. But I really want to play SR 1 now. If they do make 5, I want them to start completely fresh. I want the hard as fuck gangsters theme back! It would be interesting to play as a character that's an under cover cop though. Maybe they can have multiple endings where you choose to stay with the gang or betray them.
I don't care what sr5 is goin to be like I just want it to be like sr2 with jonhy pierce and shaundie
I believe that Saints Row has run its course. What else can you really do with the series? It ended with Saints Row 4 with Gat Out Of Hell just being the "Dear John" letter to fans who wanted to play as Johnny Gat.
Maybe, Deep Silver should explore making an entirely new game based off of Saints Row except you are a low-level gangster who raises through the ranks to become the leader in the game. When you become "the boss", your gang turns on you and you jump from gang to gang to clean up the streets.
Gregory Black Sadly, you're right.
Though I just want one more goddamn saint's row that's like part 2.
T_T
I'd like that too. I feel like I haven't had the full experience since I haven't played SR and SR 2 but I'd like to and I also want the series to keep going or at least keep going in spirit.
This is a game series that took what GTA did and made it even better plus the in-depth creation for the SR series was something GTA couldn't do then and can't do now (GTA 5 Online is a perfect example....I should be able to make a character based off how I want them to look, not how the "Family" looks.)
Definitely :D
SAINTS ROW 5: Imagine it E3 2016 Lights turn off everyone waiting for what's next, we see old footage of SR4 and the camera slowly backs away for the footage to actually be shown in a theater maybe the Boss's home theater we see pierce walking in and waking up the Boss telling them to, "Come on boss lets kick some ass". Pierce then hands the boss a gun and the Boss say's, " You knew what was on my mind". and then the Saint's logo pops up and the number 5 pops up too thus debuting the trailer for Saints row 5.
Koller Keler It would have to take place in a new city
You my friend are a fucking GENIUS. I thought of using the time travel shit to get back to the old sr but this, this is way better.
Oof I'm sorry little one
"My ideal Saints Row V is playing Saints Row 2 for the first time again." - Flippy.
Saints Row 3. Yes. Not Saints Row the Third. Thats what the next saints row game should be
It's not easy being a fan of Saints Row, given the games they've released of late... -_-
I think the developers watched this video and decided to do the complete opposite.
They could have just used the time machine to let the boss know what was about to go down
That bit at the end is undoubtedly one of the most impacting pieces of interpretative social commentary out of the last two centuries.
And if it were up to me, you'd be hired on as creative director for SR. I care as much about the series (read: the first two games) almost as much as you, and you've hit enough nails on the head to build a mansion.
Here's hoping for row revival.
welp...
I tweeted to volition to tell them to watch you and that I love the original gun wielding gangster maniac from the beginning
Hillbillykid 10 Volition has actually said in interviews that they watch Flippy and they like his videos. They even said that they get what he's saying. But, things still haven't changed.
dude volition needs to change as fl1ppy said it doesnt even feel like a saints row game
Tbh I wouldn't mind a setting where you get to choose who you want on missions with you. Like the final 3 missions in SR3 and SRIV where you choose a team. But with every mission and you can even go alone. Also maybe a vast selection of voices, features, and maybe even some more variety. In SR2 you could look like anyone and anything, you could blend in with the community or look batshit crazy. In SR3 you are an obvious person, which makes it less fun because what if you want your character to look like another person in game. Also I would like it if you could completely go in to your crib and customize it. Have a chair made out of money stacks, have crown displays, to having a cockroach infested apartment with no toilet. I think that would be cool and add a realistic effect, while also bringing funny jokes into it. SR2 was the golden game. Most fans loved it. Whereas SR3 was fun, edgy, modern and cool, but had a sense of lesser depth. It was just, kill this, punch that, pick whatever, lalalalalala. SRIV was fun because it was so peculiar. It was fun but boring. You were so OP you literally could kick someone into space. But it was fun with the whole Matrix feel. I think if they started us off in a dream. SR3, SRIV, and Gat Out of Hell was a total dream while you were tripping on that Son's of Samedi dust, it would be so cool. You get to start off, and then it kinda fills in the space between SR2 and SR3. That would be fun. Kinda like the Borderlands Pre-Sequel. It fills a gap between one game and another.
wtf did i just watch at the end
Ur mom ar school play
Flippy... You can't just get rid of Kinzie like that! I'll admit, SR2 is still one of my favorites and I love the older games but Kinzie has just become one of my most loved characters ever.
TheAndkonmegalodon You know, you're right. However her backstory should be completely rewritten if they were to reintroduce her. Her character seemed a bit forced in the beginning of SR3 and 4.
FLIPPY FLIPPY FLIPPER SLIPPER saints row 5 has been officially announced
Yo Flippy. I just spent about an hour watching one of your past livestreams. I feel guilty for forgetting to follow it after all of this time being subscribed to your channel. Like.. about 2 years? I just came off of work and I would usually pass out from exhaustion, but watching you guys have fun and talk about the tragic truth about Saints Row had me wide awake. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart bruh. Even though I'm playing through my first Saints Row (SR2) now, your words have prepared me up until now to gain a perspective of this game and series. I'm knowledgeable of all of its entries, and in a way, it feels like I've played them from all of my analysis. What I love most is the characters. Gat has to be one of my favorite characters in all of gaming. Just a fun dude overall. It's a shame. If you guys ever decide to want to revive the community (if the mods improve and all of that) through Twitch, then I'd love to make an effort to be a part of that and find a copy of that game.
12:57 Is that Charlie Sheen shooting at you with a Shotgun?
SR5: you wake up in your red light district crib realizing it all was a dream, and slilwater is remade to be "2015" - heavily redone, and when you start a new game you should have an option after difficulty setting for superpowers. It will give the new saints row fans a taste of the old row and possibly successfully redo the bank robbery mission in the beginning of SR3. Volition could also throw in a few steelport easter eggs, and Steelport and Hell cars, along with weapon customization. Also, there should be a secret mission (like the mission where you kill Julius) where you can find all the tapped phone tracks between dex and troy (or was it Julius, i don't remember) whenever you want in the game, then after 100% you will be able to kill Troy and Dex (again) too keep you playing. they also should keep the new homies and integrate them into activities like when in a cutscene at the beginning of an activity you talk to someone, they end up being an unlockable after finishing the activity and you will be able to call them just like you do with Gat, Pierce, or Shaundi.
It is 2017 and still absolutely nothing.
should be here by next year
I totally agree with your idea, just reboot the series from before its descent into madness.
I just want SR5 to be a more up-to-date version of SR2. That games got it all right. I'm not an old-school Saints Row fan, but I agree that the earlier games are way better than the newer ones. They're not even the same games, save for a few characters and the titles.
I love character customisation, being able to shape my boss' face however I want. I would find myself going into Image as Designed every time I play these games because I love to mess around with everything. On the same matter, but sort of different, I really want to be able to have layered clothing again. Because I love cosplay in games, everyone goes onto the forums and shows them off and it's just a wonderful experience that outside of a violent game, people are integrating with other players and being social with each other. With Saints Row 3 that was a possibility with the forums on the official website, but the site now sucks. It's been broken for probably over a year and it still hasn't been fixed. Next-gen Saints Row 4 deleted the ability to upload/download characters from the site, so now we can't share characters with others and it sucks. In SR2 I was rarely wearing the same outfit I was the day before, but with 3 and 4 I only find myself switching between clothes because they're either really sucky or they go glitchy (looking at you, 4). I like variety. I would very much like to choose what piercings I have on my face and I want to give each piercing an individual colour. I want to have different versions of certain items of clothing, ones that don't look too different but still are, not just a basic version of one thing and that's it (3 and most of the time 4). I want to choose multiple variations of hair colours, not just one or 5 ugly looking ones with two colours. And while the weird and wonderful skin colours was a novelty at first, it gets pretty old really fast. I've played a lot of quick match co-op on all of the games (except 1) and not once have I seen a character with an odd skin tone. Of course it's good for cosplaying, but it's not all too necessary. I never used the weird skin colours, not once. That being said, 3/4 isn't all too bad with the customisation. The makeup was way more elaborate, as well as a lot of the hairstyles (though the look of them was really weird (as in how they look like shiny play-dough hair just for the sake of shitty movement)) and you could layer tattoos, as in have an upper arm tat, a lower arm, a whole arm and a hand at the same time if you wanted. My friend loves to decorate his characters in tattoos, so this is a must for him. Though 2 had better tattoos for him to choose from, he loved the ability to layer them.
Now for the storyline. I'm probably going to have said this a lot, but 2 (and also 1 in this department) really did get it all perfect. It was still a pretty serious plot with serious characters and a proper story. But at the same time you had your weird and wonderful points, with memorable people and a gang that was like a little family. Those moments in cutscenes, like Johnny and Boss trying to clean up the dead bodies from the new hideout, and the skeeball scene with Shaundi. Those was almost heart-warming moments that were really good with character development and strengthening the player's attachment to the characters. With 3 that was pushed out of the window. Johnny "died" in the second mission, Shaundi became a totally different person and Pierce was almost the same but didn't have ant depth to him. I hate Pierce, but it was fun to do so in 2 and lost it's charm in 3. Now I just flat out despise him with a vengeance because there's nothing to make that hate enjoyable. The newers characters... I can't even be bothered to try to care about them. Angel is a wrestler with eye-rolling issues about his face. Oleg is an unexplained Russian giant. Kinzie is an agoraphobic nerd that is somehow into BDSM despite claiming to not like people. Zimos is a pimp with autotune. Viola is a twin and a former antagonist who runs a prostitution ring and an S&M club. Josh Birk is an actor who, for some reason, is robbing a bank with the Saints and suddenly appears in Steelport (coincidence or nah?) to be the posterboy of STAG. I've probably left a few out because they're forgettable but who cares? These characters, though seemingly interesting at first glance, are really bland. You'd think they have so much character to them, but no. That's the problem within writing, you can't just make a character seem outlandish without fleshing it out, character development is CRUCIAL unless they don't matter. They're so 2D it's not even funny. It just seems like lazy writing on their part. The new enemy gangs were really ridiculous but in a terrible way. How could anyone possibly take these gangs seriously? How could they have taken over an entire city? And STAG was just the worst, considering they caused most of the problems in Steelport. And their leaders were boring as hell. There didn't seem to be a proper reason to take down these gangs, either. Loren was killed earlier on, done and dusted. Sure, Killbane ruined Johnny's funeral and framed the Saints for destroying a landmark. Considering how much these gangs advertised themselves, it wouldn't have been hard to find the leaders and kill them off. After all, there wasn't an exact reason to take over Steelport either. It's not their city to take. In SR1 you join a gang trying to save their home city, that's fair. In Saints Row 2 your city has been taken over by some thugs trying to kill you at every turn. In 4 you got a central enemy to focus on instead of four (three then one after defeating them all) which served the story very well. It allowed them to delve deeper into why Zinyak was such a dick and needed to die. So with 5 I really want to have well-developed characters, not just the protagonists. And I want them to develop as the story does, not just have them thrown in your face when you first meet them. I think staying in Stilwater is the best way to set the game. It was amazing, and it's a familiar place to go. Playing the first two games gives you this weird sense of nostalgia with each one, you remember what you did in certain places and see how much has changed. Stilwater should be developed even further to a similar extent. It has the same basic foundations of the original game, but it's spread out. And in the plot itself I don't want to have so much weirdness in there. It just makes the game feel silly and not in a particularly fun way. I want a story that has an even balance of serious and whacky, and they can go wild in the non-compulsory side-activities and stuff. And also I would love to have the missions be more integrated in the story, if that makes sense. 3 and 4 did rather well at this, with including a lot of dialogue through missions. This seemed to lack in the first two games and it felt less like a story and more of an objective to complete. Having the story present throughout through the characters talking amongst themselves is a perfect way to do that.
Now, Easter eggs are one of my favourite things in games. While they're always plastered all over the internet for all to see, it doesn't compare with seeing it through your own game. The cabbit easter egg in 2 was absolutely amazing. Despite knowing about it before even buying the game, and having watched the whole thing happen on a RUclips video, I was blown away by it when I did it myself. The easter eggs in recent games didn't have the same wow-factor as 2 did, and I'm not only talking about the cabbit. I love finding them. I want loads of them, big and small. Elaborate and simple. And not only that, but I loved the myths in 2. The mehrman, the ghost in the prison. I can't even tell you how long I spent searching for these two. It was so fun despite having a strong feeling they didn't exist. But it was fun, especially with a friend to play with.
While co-op is ordinarily okay for me because I only have one friend, multiple players in one game would be so much fun. And I didn't get the chance to play SR1 multiplayer, but I really enjoyed 2's version. I would love for that to be expanded on, because it does seem that multiplayer is the future. And what better way than implementing gang-related stuff. Like drive-by shootings, turf wars, maybe even going undercover and infiltrating the enemy gang and trying to avoid getting caught out.
Activities are a must. Being able to play casino games and video games inside a video game was such a great experience. They had a working freaking casino!
Details are also really important to me. I don't want the stores to all have the same interior, same with the cribs. They can have a running theme, but don't look identical because that's so boring. And NPCs shouldn't just walk around all the time and only have a few NPC models to use. In 2 NPCs could have the hairstyles, and clothes and looks available to you. They all looked different, like an actual city. I want to be walking down the street to find someone starting a fight, or go into a store just as someone's trying to rob it. Randomly get attacked by someone. Have drunk people throwing up in the gutter after a night out with their friends. Stage weddings at churches, and funerals. People begging for money. Have patients at hospitals. I want a city that's everything I wish my city was. Something where you'll only see it happen maybe once and only see it again months later. I want weather change. Though I'm guessing snow would be out of the question, I love rain, but I want different types. The rain that's light and pathetic where the sun is still out and a rainbow is forming in the sky, the rain that's hammering down and you can barely see anything unless you use your windshield wipers as thunders roars in the background. I want some natural disasters like tornados and earthquakes. The environment should seem so real but at the same time unrealistic. The day/night cycles are also really important.
And for the love of God, stick to Earth in SR5. No hell, no space, just Earth. And stick to gang stuff not all that celebrity/presidency crap.
That's just about all I can think of right now, but no doubt there's more Saints Row needs.
6 years lmao
that’s exactly my reaction
Ay its here now
@@relzys7400 Ay its here now
Personally, I still hold out hope for some continuation of the time travel cliff hanger. I'd at least like to see the Earth restored before they reboot the story.
The ideas you suggested for the game play and all are all good. My suggestions for the super powers would be to give the player the option of using them rather than forcing them to have them. This can be accomplished by purchasing irradiated cans of Saints Flow. You take the substance and you are temporarily granted super powers. Depending on how strong the potion is, it could last for 2minutes, 5mins, 10min, etc.
When it comes to a city. I would love the idea of incorporating multiple cities in the game. Maybe a bridge connecting Stilwater to Steelport or even some new third city, country, etc.
And while we're on the subject of being able to use smashed bottles as weapons or hijack skateboards, why not give us the option to romance EVERYONE we encounter. When you grab a hostage, you are given the option to either break their neck or throw them. Why not also give the player the option to romance your human shield, which triggers a quick little ingame cutscene of your protagonist flirting with the hostage, followed by them promptly getting naked and going into a sex game (probably pixelated). The sex-game could also have a practical function by helping to replenish your health. Might even be a funny sight gag if the enemy NPCs stop shooting and stare during this mini game. I mean we already have the option of streaking, flashing or playing the entire game as a nude female with gigantic breasts. Why not go all the way with the sexy stuff?
Come back flipster plzzz