Fox News Struggles To Cover Trump's Attempted Firing Of Mueller

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2018
  • All-around player Sean Hannity went on the offensive and defensive about breaking news that Trump tried to fire Robert Mueller. (In the same show.)
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  • @Tairneanach
    @Tairneanach 6 лет назад +265

    "At this hour the New York Times is trying to distract you. [...]
    Hey, look at that car chase!"
    I mean, come on.

    • @28daysleitor
      @28daysleitor 6 лет назад +18

      Tairneanach yeah, it's so unbelievably shameless.

    • @sambrenna7989
      @sambrenna7989 6 лет назад +13

      Ironic isn't it? But then what would you expect from the conspiracy/propaganda/fake news network?

    • @HuggieBear39
      @HuggieBear39 6 лет назад +9

      Fox should have found a actual train wreck to switch to instead.

    • @DaniOnDemand
      @DaniOnDemand 6 лет назад +8

      Projection at its finest.
      I can't help but feel bad about the poor souls who watch this shit religiously.. until I remember what they are responsible for.

    • @rob_4227
      @rob_4227 6 лет назад +4

      You summed it up man. I really wanted to say something on this exact point, but you got it. You’re a wizard Harry.

  • @maivaiva1412
    @maivaiva1412 6 лет назад +92

    sean hannity is great at avoiding getting whiplash injuries because he has no spine to break

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 6 лет назад +1794

    Sure whats the big deal? Can't a man have unlimited and unquestionable authority over a land, and remove anyone who challenges him? I mean thats what being a dictator is all about!

    • @lowhydrogen7018a1
      @lowhydrogen7018a1 6 лет назад +3

      Jerricola he won the election so he’s not a dictator.

    • @JasperKamphuis
      @JasperKamphuis 6 лет назад +219

      Train Wreck You don't know what a dictator is, evidently.

    • @IamErik31
      @IamErik31 6 лет назад +112

      Train Wreck He does seem to exhibit dictator-like tendencies though.

    • @lowhydrogen7018a1
      @lowhydrogen7018a1 6 лет назад +4

      Jasper Kamphuis yep, you idiots will continue to lose because you just think that you’re smarter than the majority.

    • @Zoriyatsu
      @Zoriyatsu 6 лет назад +29

      Sounds like america is under the British occupation again. Also to idiot who thought trump was a secret lobbyist conspirists can blow me plus trump bribed to get into presidency and shushed lawful americans no surprise there, it's classic trump supporter saying did you vote or who did you vote for? Stupid diversion tactic as I can chew apart idiots who use that line.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад +451

    This is so unprofessional of Hannity. He didn't already have excuses prepared beforehand? What kind of spineless sycophantic lackey is he?

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 6 лет назад +35

      +King
      _What kind of spineless sycophantic lackey is he?_
      Just the ordinary kind. Indeed, there's nothing special about Hannity. Even as a spineless sycophantic lackey, he's... mediocre.

    • @kennedykariuki6352
      @kennedykariuki6352 6 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Monotremata
      @Monotremata 6 лет назад +19

      "Does he not have the right to raise those questions? Y'know, we'll talk about that tomorrow night when we re-frame this new development totally out of context - good spin takes time to concoct. In the meantime..... "

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 6 лет назад +6

      hey hey hey be nice to spineless sociapathic ameabas. They at least have a clue.

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 6 лет назад +4

      KingOfMadCows ....an inept, unprepared one? :)

  • @BladeWinters
    @BladeWinters 6 лет назад +228

    Ah the old "he didn't do it... he did? I mean he was completely allowed to do it... definitely!"

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 6 лет назад +20

      We'll talk about that tomorrow. Look! Baby kittens!

    • @brotlowskyrgseg1018
      @brotlowskyrgseg1018 6 лет назад +8

      He also used the old "Look! A three headed monkey!" trick from Monkey Island. Classic.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 6 лет назад

      tecums3h lol

    • @Anndgrim
      @Anndgrim 6 лет назад +8

      Starts with "The MSM is trying to distract you.", ends with "Oh! LOOK! A youtube video!"

    • @ixat00
      @ixat00 6 лет назад +9

      The "5 stages of trumpism" meme will never not be relevant:
      1. "It's a total lie, never happened, fake news."
      2. "It happened, but it's not a big deal."
      3. "OK it might be a big deal, but it isn't illegal."
      4. "OK it's illegal, but Hillary and Obama something something, so it's OK."
      5. "Get over it, libturd, you're just a sore loser."

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 лет назад +204

    A scrap of scruple!

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
    @lawrencedoliveiro9104 6 лет назад +20

    You know, when Trump complains about “the media”, you keep getting the feeling he doesn’t include Fox News as part of “the media”.
    If even their own side won’t take them seriously as journalists, who will?

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks 6 лет назад +623

    The reaction of Real News Tonight to "new information"... You know you're dealing with some bullshit when the parody of Fox News is more sensible than the real thing.

    • @mickaeldelatre3320
      @mickaeldelatre3320 6 лет назад +25

      a bullshit factory on fire. Litteraly.
      They really outdid themselves this time with all these levels of interpretation :]

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 6 лет назад +15

      That's the best treatment of Hannity's embarrassing shitshow I've seen yet. I crystallizes what Fox is all about so well.

    • @larrywarren7662
      @larrywarren7662 6 лет назад

      Unknown Error

    • @user-uh3xr4vr7t
      @user-uh3xr4vr7t 6 лет назад +11

      We suck the Dear Leader's cock real good! - Fox "News" new slogan

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 6 лет назад

      Sad but true (and not that widely known either).

  • @reallue
    @reallue 6 лет назад +23

    "They're trying to distract you... But look at this exciting car crash instead!

  • @reachtrita
    @reachtrita 6 лет назад +352

    Colbert and his writers are awesome!

    • @beva1093
      @beva1093 6 лет назад +1

      ha ha ha ha ha

    • @nelsonking
      @nelsonking 6 лет назад +3

      Yes. Amazing right. There is only one problem however. They sell you the lie that everyone hates Trump. Same lie they sold you before the election. Liberals never learnt anything in 2016.
      Trump's tax cuts will start affecting people's pockets and you'l see what happens in the primaries. Democrats will still lose both houses of congress.

    • @dougcarter1924
      @dougcarter1924 6 лет назад +1

      DreamingTata VeganMama YOU LOSER BITCH.

    • @jimpennock4666
      @jimpennock4666 6 лет назад +1

      Show less

    • @beva1093
      @beva1093 6 лет назад

      Ha Ha Ha

  • @BothGabor
    @BothGabor 6 лет назад +28

    Hannity flipflops more than the footwear of the same name.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +20

    Jill Newslady's hair is taking on a life of it's own...

  • @poptart6662012
    @poptart6662012 6 лет назад +87

    I still think hes going to try again to get rid of mueller before he's made to testify.

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 6 лет назад +12

      poptart6662012 - Of course he will, just like any innocent person would.
      /s

    • @Will4gk
      @Will4gk 6 лет назад +6

      Maybe it'll be the first time in his life time that Do"tard"nald Trump will be interrogated and this time he can't get away with his crime. This mobster like a Mafioso, has been enjoying being untouchable because he buys his "freedom". Remember once he touted and bragged that he can shot anybody in a street of NY and he'll not get arrested. True enough, the way of a mafioso.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 6 лет назад

      I think his given name is probably a bit long for someone with his concentration span.
      He would do better to shorten it to "Doh!"

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 6 лет назад +1

      Trump doesn't have to get rid of Mueller. He just has to get rid of Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein.
      Seriously. With Trump's own guy in there instead, Mueller couldn't do anything at all. No matter _what_ he's discovered, his boss at the Justice Department has to OK it. And that would be Jefferson Beauregard Sessions if Sessions hadn't recused himself (which is why Trump is so furious at him).
      Republicans have this all under control. They've got that "memo," making up bullshit about the Justice Department, which is designed to force Rosenstein to quit or give Trump an excuse for firing him. After that, Trump will be free and clear. He won't even _have_ to pardon anyone, because Mueller will have no power at all.
      Yeah, elections have consequences, huh? Too bad all those idiots couldn't even be bothered to _vote_ in 2016.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 6 лет назад

      +Estrela
      _They will be waiting if and when he finishes his "presidency."_
      By then, it won't matter. This is about _politics._ Sure, lots of Republican politicians don't like Trump. But they're still working hard to discredit the FBI and Justice Department, because Trump is a _Republican_ president. (Most of them would prefer Mike Pence take over, but they know that the political fallout - in the short-term, at least, because Americans have no political memory at all - would be terrible for the GOP.)
      _I really hope they find that Trump is in office illegally so the entire administration and every decision will have to go._
      Heh, heh. Dream on! Unfortunately, elections have consequences. And those consequences don't end quickly. Neil Gorsuch will be on the Supreme Court for the next 30-40 years, regardless of what happens in future elections.
      _Does anyone out there have any morals and money so they can run for office????_
      Sure, lots of people. But you actually have to _vote_ for them, and liberals are terrible at actually getting off the couch to _vote._ Young liberals are especially bad. (In population size, millenials are as numerous as baby boomers. They just don't vote.)
      _How a moron like Trump got on the ticket is beyond me_
      That's easy. Donald Trump is the perfectly natural result of 50 years of the Republican Party's "Southern strategy" of deliberately wooing white racists. And since racists tend to have other bad qualities, too, that explains why the GOP has also become completely faith-based, rather than evidence-based. They believe what they _want_ to believe, which makes them perfect marks for a bombastic, lying showman like Trump.
      But how he actually got elected is because of liberals and moderates not bothering to vote (or, a _much_ smaller number, throwing away their vote on third-party candidates who helped the GOP win). The Republican Party loses when people vote. Right now, they control all three branches of the federal government, _plus_ most states, because liberals can't be bothered to actually *vote.* It's as simple as that.

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 6 лет назад +28

    A scrap of scrouple! Awesome 😂

  • @mahthah
    @mahthah 6 лет назад +44

    Q: What do the Trump presidency and a car crash have in common?
    A: The same mesmerizing, horrific fascination.

    • @jimsvideos7201
      @jimsvideos7201 6 лет назад +4

      Also the fact that everyone involved is fucked, whether they wanted to be part of it or not.

  • @willhiggins9563
    @willhiggins9563 6 лет назад +89

    “Nothing can touch The King of Bulls**t”
    Robert Muller “Hold my beer.”

    • @JumpinJew
      @JumpinJew 6 лет назад +3

      wow, your mom must have really dropped you when you were a baby

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 6 лет назад +4

      White Identity Says the one with fascist symbols for their avatar?🖕🏻🖕🏽🖕🏿

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 6 лет назад +4

      White Identity
      Fascism and evil are neither mutually exclusive, nor mutually inclusive. Embrace the symbol you wear for what it represents, or get a new one. Otherwise, you might end up with insecurities and an image problem that may at your psyche for the rest of your life. Or not, depending on your luck. It’s like playing Russian roulette, only your skull doesn’t get damaged with the rest of your brain.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 6 лет назад +1

      White Identity
      Nobody is immune to insanity. All it takes is one bad day. And most people have had plenty.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 6 лет назад +2

      White Identity
      I probably will do all three of those things. Not necessarily in that order.

  • @izzzyin04
    @izzzyin04 6 лет назад +835

    Its going to be the Statliest Of the Uniom address in the history of unions 😂 😂 😂

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 6 лет назад +50

      State of the Onion.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 6 лет назад +29

      *uniom

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 6 лет назад +16

      Uniom lol

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 6 лет назад +19

      @tecums3h - probably going to make us cry so onion sounds about right.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 6 лет назад +6

      The Two Worlds u mean in the history of unioms.

  • @billboyd4051
    @billboyd4051 6 лет назад +9

    I hope Stormy can comfort The Don during these trying times.

    • @sambrenna7989
      @sambrenna7989 6 лет назад +1

      I think as long as there is a copy of a magazine with Trump and his daughter on the cover, for her to spank him with, he will be fine.

  • @thelostbard
    @thelostbard 6 лет назад +226

    i love jill newslady's hair...sooo much

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 лет назад +30

      What would've been funny is if every time they cut to her her hair got bigger.

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 6 лет назад +20

      +Daren Redman ~ I actually think they're doing that, but rather than from one scene to another, it's just every time they do the skit. It's definitely bigger now than when they started last year.

    • @TheSunnyDayle
      @TheSunnyDayle 6 лет назад +2

      Spammy Hell that's what I'm thinking!

    • @mhikl4484
      @mhikl4484 6 лет назад +2

      It would have been funny if at cut time, they exchanged wigs.

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah she looks ridiculous, yet hot..
      And it does seem her hair gets bigger with each new skit they do.

  • @Learbeer
    @Learbeer 6 лет назад +174

    I swear her wig is getting bigger each time 😆

    • @Rwededyet
      @Rwededyet 6 лет назад +6

      She'll soon be up to Rick Moranis level.

    • @guckingfuy1
      @guckingfuy1 6 лет назад +8

      It is. She'll be taking up 3/4 of the screen next time I swear 😄

    • @swat67ify
      @swat67ify 6 лет назад

      Does she and the guy, have names?

    • @swat67ify
      @swat67ify 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks for being so helpful

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 лет назад

      Lior Levi i love it

  • @koolkollect
    @koolkollect 6 лет назад +4

    Stephen is F-ing awesome man. one of a kind

    • @buggy9415
      @buggy9415 6 лет назад +1

      THANK GOD! I HOPE HE DOESNT DECIDE TO CLONE HIMSELF!

  • @danielmoshi6214
    @danielmoshi6214 6 лет назад +7

    If your watching Fox News your living in a completely different world

  • @pyramidhead6998
    @pyramidhead6998 6 лет назад +128

    SQUIRREL!!!

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 6 лет назад +2

      HEY! Wanna go ride bikes?

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 лет назад +1

      Have you seen my baseball?

    • @looknow5397
      @looknow5397 6 лет назад

      Skip To My Lou 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 6 лет назад

      Skip To My Lou
      Inspired! LOL'd so hard, scared the freaking cat.

  • @judioregan4210
    @judioregan4210 6 лет назад +1

    "Riding along in mah automobile! Dangiededangledangledum...." Jon was spot on with that one!

  • @belle1269
    @belle1269 6 лет назад +36

    Crash n burn Hannity lol!!!

  • @alkydah6741
    @alkydah6741 6 лет назад +32

    Mar a Lago's Dining room special tonight: Autocracy simmered in dictatorship sauce.

    • @dougcarter1924
      @dougcarter1924 6 лет назад +1

      Al Kydah YOU get a ROTISSERIE chicken SHIT pie.

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 6 лет назад +1

    Omg, that neck brace gag - perfect.

  • @magicofthestone
    @magicofthestone 6 лет назад

    Jon. Jon. I heard that "drivin' along in my automobile." Brilliant quip. Well done, man

  • @ms.q7445
    @ms.q7445 6 лет назад +13

    Fascist America is breaking my heart.

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 6 лет назад +11

    Sean hannity has as much credibility as trying to use chuckie cheese money/coins in a dollar/credit card only super market (yes I know it was a rough metaphor but my point still stands)

  • @mikefoley870
    @mikefoley870 6 лет назад

    The whiplash gag was gold, Jerry! Gold!

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 6 лет назад

    This is the only show that keeps me laughing and sane. Thanks!

  • @terrashine1353
    @terrashine1353 6 лет назад +68

    What a great comedian.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 6 лет назад +4

      Who? Trump? Yeah, the man is a court jester.

    • @terrashine1353
      @terrashine1353 6 лет назад +4

      TheKaiTetley
      😄😄 Well I'm not really familiar not know much about the U.S. president.
      But I meant Stephen Colbert is just So funny .
      Do enjoy yourself as well ..
      Keep been as funny as your comment.

    • @buggy9415
      @buggy9415 6 лет назад +2

      Terra shine, Yeah his so "funny" he should be on Sesame Street entertaining children. Oh, thats right he's already entertaining children.

    • @mhikl4484
      @mhikl4484 6 лет назад +2

      Colbert is the best; heart, humour, humanist.

    • @peenSuperLoser
      @peenSuperLoser 6 лет назад

      You know who's also a comedian? Sean Hannity. Because he's a joke

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 6 лет назад +4

    Fox News is getting more and more ridiculous by the minute, and Sean Hannity's backtracking then sudden change of topic is just as stupid-looking as it should raise concerns to any sane person.

  • @jugnukarluja
    @jugnukarluja 6 лет назад +1

    Colbert is able to shame these buffoons every single night on national TV so effortless!

  • @aliezhasa9490
    @aliezhasa9490 6 лет назад +2

    🤣🤣I am amazed Hannity whoever he is.. is still on air

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander 6 лет назад +9

    Gotta love how the improv accompanist was too busy laughing to be an improv accompanist.

    • @williamross3081
      @williamross3081 6 лет назад +1

      Manatee Man I really think he adds jack shit to the show. I didn't even like Leno, but at least Kevin Eubanks had a personality

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 6 лет назад +1

      William Ross I like the idea of a wingman heading the live accompaniment band; I just find John's not nearly as dynamic, or quick on the draw, or interactive as he could be.
      Colbert constantly does the same bit to keep him involved, and I know you'll see it: he pantomimes holding a prop, then dramatically telegraphs putting it down so Batiste can do the key slam. He does almost nothing else to back up the wild bits that Steven does.
      Perhaps that's shared blame. They could easily have him know the monologues and work out something to play alongside.

    • @similarsherbert
      @similarsherbert 6 лет назад

      Jon is not an improv accompanist. He's a musician and legend in his own right, unlike the lackeys in the rest of late night television.
      He's there for the music, nothing else.

  • @c.a.t4607
    @c.a.t4607 6 лет назад +59

    #Investigatethegop

  • @rangerk8e
    @rangerk8e 6 лет назад

    THANK YOU for fixing the interval music being so loud! A much-needed fix!

  • @JulianaFerreira-rh1em
    @JulianaFerreira-rh1em 6 лет назад

    Thanks for finally lowering the volume of the outro! My ears are weeping with joy

  • @mcmchurch
    @mcmchurch 6 лет назад +6

    And I wanted to know how that Hamburger Emoji was progressing over at Google

  • @A.Fort.
    @A.Fort. 6 лет назад +12

    Jill Newslady's hair will soon be too big for the studio.

  • @alohadave13
    @alohadave13 6 лет назад

    LOVED IT! My favorite, "...metaphor for his presidency." PRICELESS!

  • @anzarne
    @anzarne 6 лет назад

    I.. I, I've just seen something I didn't expect to see and now I can't unsee it.

  • @mitchjones9342
    @mitchjones9342 6 лет назад +58

    Hannity....lol

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 6 лет назад +12

      The biggest schmuck left at Faux News. Sure the morning morons and constantly confused Carlson are still there too, but Hannity is mushiest apple in a rotten barrel.

  • @penguin12902
    @penguin12902 6 лет назад +3

    This just in - there's a fire on bullshit mountain!

  • @ChrisM-xx6cf
    @ChrisM-xx6cf 6 лет назад

    Thank you for fixing the volume of the end of the videos!

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 лет назад

    “Final hole at the world’s worst putt putt course!” That is tooooooo funny! 😹😂🤣

  • @FSEffect
    @FSEffect 6 лет назад +14

    Is it me or is Jill Newslady's hair getting bigger every time she's on?

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 6 лет назад +408

    Principal: Good morning Mrs Trump I'm so sorry to call you in from work but your son set fire to the school library this morning.
    Mrs Trump: How dare you my son would never do something like that!
    Principal: He admits it ma'am. Donald do you want to tell your mom what happened?
    Donald: fake news!
    Mrs Trump: See you people are always treating him so unfairl-
    Principal: we have footage from the cctv ma'am *shows tape*
    Mrs Trump: uhm... well obviously... uh... I mean isn't that his right?

    • @noel7777noel
      @noel7777noel 6 лет назад +39

      TheCstar07
      But you're missing,
      Mrs. Trump: "But Hillary's dog ate her e-mails"

    • @gmx5051
      @gmx5051 6 лет назад

      TheCstar07 ...listen to yourself, you are a sick person...you fight perfect with the left.

    • @noel7777noel
      @noel7777noel 6 лет назад +24

      GMX Dist
      Yes we fight for the left. America is located center-left (republic). On the left side. See, we like breathing clean air, that is why we like government regulations, and so fourth.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 6 лет назад +22

      GMX Dist reminds us that: Only in present-day America can a tenable viewpoint be labelled "sick" simply because it does not conform with that of the beholder.
      It's as if everyone who fancied, say, black labrador dogs considered owners of golden retrievers to be morally suspect.
      Maybe that's next...

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 6 лет назад +23

      The Traveler yes! I'm tired of the left never fighting back. Why are we in the wrong when 80% some times more agree with us on almost every issue!! I want clean air , I also want food that won't kill me and water that won't give me some horrible parasite or disease. Regulations are what keep us from being a third world country. I want common sense gun laws and student loan relief and cheaper college so everyone can get the same education. I want the money we spend in the military to be the same that we spend on education. Conservatives will never allow for a good and proper funded education system because then people would see right through their bullshit and everyone would be liberalish. I don't want hand outs for anyone I just want hand ups to he who need it and affordable good health care. What is so evil and wrong about any of those things ? They are the only ones trying to take people's rights away from them , not us

  • @Combustionsquirrel
    @Combustionsquirrel 6 лет назад +1

    Oh god... my sides... plz, that real news tonight segment

  • @robotics4kids
    @robotics4kids 6 лет назад +1

    Stephen..you are the best!!!!

  • @OasisJK22
    @OasisJK22 6 лет назад +3

    I just want to know if there any Trump supporters on Obamacare.

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 6 лет назад +6

    SAVE THE PANDAS!!!

  • @glenellisquinn
    @glenellisquinn 6 лет назад

    love Real News Tonight. thank you for fixing the outro volume

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 6 лет назад

    great job Stephen. on the Mark!!!

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 6 лет назад +5

    So they spoiled Devon Nunes' memo, and it turns out all it says is how guilty Trump and everyone around him is.
    Whoops.

    • @sambrenna7989
      @sambrenna7989 6 лет назад +1

      Repubs bet the future of their party on their ability to lie to the 30%, hoping it would fool the rest of us. They will be destroyed this year because Americans don't really go for dictators and shills.

  • @TommyCease-zd3qt
    @TommyCease-zd3qt 6 лет назад +16

    Cons are shitting their pants.

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm 6 лет назад +3

      Hillary Trump Democrats had nothing to do with that she did it herself. The left doesn't want the Clinton's anymore it's so sad that whenever Trump does something bad his supporters go "Hillary is bad too!" Who gives a fuck? She lost. Did Democrats always point to mitt romney when Obama was criticized? Fuck no. Stop arguing like a child.

    • @toomastsamoot6549
      @toomastsamoot6549 6 лет назад +2

      Hillary Trump desperate for more music awards? :P

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 6 лет назад

      Hillary Trump desperate for what, an award for their album? Laughs? Hillary lost, get over it and find a job you tired bum.

  • @SIoyvenheaven1T800m101
    @SIoyvenheaven1T800m101 4 года назад +1

    Yeah, about that Mueller report? Lol.

  • @turnuplife
    @turnuplife 6 лет назад

    Fam that was written so well Im feeling blessed to have experienced it.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +10

    Trump's parallels with Nixon's are no accident. When he heard Watergate was 'all about Deep Throat', he couldn't be convinced that it was a bad thing.

    • @angelagrayson222
      @angelagrayson222 6 лет назад +3

      New Message lol yea he probably thought "I like getting deep throated while laying on a waterbed, whats the big deal?"

    • @nadiasilvershine4630
      @nadiasilvershine4630 6 лет назад +3

      New Message: You are so wrong!!!! Richard Nixon is going to be canonized as a saint by the Vatican, because Donald J. Trump is so profoundly corrupt by contrast. Nixon will be redeemed! After all, it was Richard Nixon who founded the Environmental Protection Agency and also improved our relationship with China. Donald J. Trump, by contrast, is a complete nitwit, hasn't read a book in his life (and that includes "Art of the Deal" written 100% by Tony Schwartz), doesn't know the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite, has no convictions but acquiring more money by any means and getting laid, has zero appreciation of American history (he thought perhaps Frederick Douglass might show up to hear Trump drone on off a teleprompter for Martin Luther King Day), and no knowledge of world affairs yet has the chutzpah to order Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel, which inflamed the Arab world, and led to Palestinians being shot to death by Israeli troops!!! Forget Richard Nixon! This Donald J. Trump, TRAITOR TO HIS OWN GODDAMN COUNTRY JUST LIKE (WORSE THAN!) BENEDICT ARNOLD, is in a class by himself.

  • @ysn12288
    @ysn12288 6 лет назад +34

    "Greatest state of the union address of any president in modern times and maybe better than even George Washington, is what I've been told. Millions and millions of people watched, we had more people watching than the NFL did, believe me and we stood for the anthem"

  • @timbeaton5045
    @timbeaton5045 6 лет назад

    My favourite piece of graffiti, ever, seen on the toilet wall in a London folk club, circa 1974... "Nixon Sacks Cox"
    Priceless.

  • @sammynyc7921
    @sammynyc7921 6 лет назад

    Perfect!!!!

  • @henrydawkins3128
    @henrydawkins3128 6 лет назад +3

    Fox News finally had tell the. Truth about Trump

  • @BandidoDescalzo
    @BandidoDescalzo 6 лет назад +4

    Oh man I see you got panda fans in the audience. also can I say I love Real News Tonight, Jill Newslady is just so great.

  • @killeing
    @killeing 6 лет назад +1

    I got my hopes up when I saw the words "Trump" and "Neck-breaking" for nothing......

  • @rpjh
    @rpjh 6 лет назад

    That skit at the end was everything😂

  • @DGL67
    @DGL67 6 лет назад +4

    God I hate Fox News.

  • @blueroninstudios
    @blueroninstudios 6 лет назад +21

    Stephen Colbert should make an appearance on The Young Turks with Bernie Sanders.

    • @skepticalpickle5258
      @skepticalpickle5258 6 лет назад +10

      JM RONIN I would love that.
      Maybe trump could watch from his jail cell.

    • @shadelings
      @shadelings 6 лет назад +2

      The Young Turks are nothing but hysterical social justice warriors. They just suck. Colbert + Bernie Sanders anywhere else ftw.

    • @joseph4861
      @joseph4861 6 лет назад +2

      Social justice is bad. Too much social justice is dangerous, much more threatening than war, or climate change or tax cuts for the rich.

    • @Mindbulletz
      @Mindbulletz 6 лет назад +1

      Look, as someone who votes primarily democrat, TYT are a disgrace just as bad as the hyper-religious nut jobs on the far right.

    • @blueroninstudios
      @blueroninstudios 6 лет назад

      Okay, I wont. LMAO

  • @mhikl4484
    @mhikl4484 6 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert is a national treasure!
    A funny man with a heart filled with care. A raging comedian.

  • @margonewman6086
    @margonewman6086 6 лет назад

    The neck brace was just inspired. made my day !

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 6 лет назад +3

    Jill Newslady's hair gets larger every time ~

  • @redcarvette1996
    @redcarvette1996 6 лет назад +3

    you mean trump network

  • @AndyNyle
    @AndyNyle 6 лет назад

    great writing and content. Just take it for what it is!

  • @mech5
    @mech5 6 лет назад

    " riding along in my automobile"
    Nice one Mr. Batiste.

  • @xxJOKeR75xx
    @xxJOKeR75xx 6 лет назад +3

    how does fox news have any viewers?!

    • @byakuyakuchiki8863
      @byakuyakuchiki8863 6 лет назад +2

      There are a lot of sheep, and sheep are full of blah blah.

  • @georgeparker8698
    @georgeparker8698 6 лет назад +3

    #wheresthoserussiansanctions

  • @ricardoarzamendi6237
    @ricardoarzamendi6237 6 лет назад

    Glorious Mr Colbert

  • @joeybones8235
    @joeybones8235 5 лет назад +1

    "More on why this is good after we figure it out" haha yup that's FOX

  • @livinginthisgalaxy7961
    @livinginthisgalaxy7961 6 лет назад +20

    DESTROY DRUMPF!!!!!

  • @megadeathish2233
    @megadeathish2233 6 лет назад +3

    What's so funny is all you guys are getting your news from a late night comedy show f****** funny

    • @stevers17
      @stevers17 6 лет назад +3

      Better than getting it from FOX's 24 hr comedy show, called news!

    • @buggy9415
      @buggy9415 6 лет назад

      Groucho Marxism Again rear's his ugly head! And we don't listen to Colbert's big mouth anymore. I read the comments. And you do not have to be a Trump supporter to dislike a twisted catholic.

    • @joeskys2362
      @joeskys2362 6 лет назад

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sambrenna7989
      @sambrenna7989 6 лет назад +1

      What i find funny is the amount of time you Cons spend trying to convince people that lies are truth. I mean seriously, if you aren't being paid to be here, then where do you find the time? i am retired and i can't even find the time, yet you all claim you have jobs. Look, until the GOP finishes destroying the educational system you just aren't going to find enough stupid people to keep power, so head back to Fox and deal with it.

    • @buggy9415
      @buggy9415 6 лет назад

      If only I was being paid to type my two-sense in. I'd be making some money. And good money!

  • @nula14
    @nula14 6 лет назад

    "A scrap of scruple ..." That is beautiful writing!

  • @paulakaye2108
    @paulakaye2108 6 лет назад

    How "wrong" is it that I know that riff played by McGann was the guitar solo from the song, "Blinded by the Light"?! God, I'm *old*!! LoL

  • @chaosmark101
    @chaosmark101 6 лет назад +5

    The new ending is so much better. Sorry Stephen.

  • @cheri7054
    @cheri7054 6 лет назад +2

    An American Prez shouldn't be a laughing stock but he is. Please Nov 2018 we can get rid of the swamp.

  • @ruthojen
    @ruthojen 6 лет назад

    Bring it on

  • @lawrencetchen
    @lawrencetchen 6 лет назад

    "Woah, save some of that shredding for White House documents!" 😂😂😂

  • @saeeda3098
    @saeeda3098 6 лет назад

    Anchor Man News Lady you 2 Aced The Fux News Hiring Exam 😂

  • @digitalbath101
    @digitalbath101 6 лет назад

    riding along in my automobile. Awesome

  • @Macsimus007
    @Macsimus007 6 лет назад

    Am I the only one who lost it when Jon sang "Riding along in my automobile". I'm rarely a fan of his ad libs, but that was just perfect.

  • @shimes424
    @shimes424 6 лет назад

    4:23 Baptista's killin me!

  • @justforfunvideohobby
    @justforfunvideohobby 6 лет назад

    That new op version at the end is funky

  • @shadowlord1418
    @shadowlord1418 6 лет назад +1

    better watch out for the new york chimes

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz 6 лет назад

    Wow! What a cliffhanger!

  • @terminatorsoldaccount9639
    @terminatorsoldaccount9639 6 лет назад

    this one was really well written, props to you colbert.

  • @trixieaunt
    @trixieaunt 6 лет назад +1

    It's like having whiplash

  • @mastermooky
    @mastermooky 6 лет назад

    3:20, "look a squirrel diving a car"!!! hahahaha!!!!

  • @nosuchthing8
    @nosuchthing8 6 лет назад

    Good journey riff

  • @OneColdMonkey
    @OneColdMonkey 6 лет назад

    "Nothing can touch the King of Bullshit." Best laugh I've had all day.