Triumph Reports From Trump's Hush Money Trial
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reports from outside Donald Trump's Hush Money Trial in lower Manhattan.
Writers: Josh Comers, Todd Levin, Dave Sirus, David Feldman, Jose Arroyo, Robert Smigel
Original music by Robert Smigel Produced and Arranged by Dan Reitz
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"I'm with dogs for Michael Vick" - genius ad-lib!
Yes🤣🤣
Lmao. I love how the gay guy looks like trump too
It was *chef's kiss*
I spit my coffee!!
that line hit hard! LOL!
“Who’s going to win? A bleached blond with big jugs, or Stormy Daniel’s?” 😂😂😂
😂
5:06 I love it when Triumph explains the joke.😄
🤣😂🤣😂
LOL
Oh Swell. The crowd, if you can call it that, is smaller bc the campaign can’t afford to pay for more “crowd,”.
"A rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder". Couldn't have been said more perfectly and accurately! 🤣🤪
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so many trump supporters (cultists) wear clothes with religious messages? Even a simple "JESUS" -- what would their savior think about what's going on here? Very Christ-like, isn't it!? I'd love to see some of these folks hold hands & PRAY together, for God's will to be done. These protests & rallies are jam-packed with the least spiritual people I ever saw.
Coincidentally, they also believe outrageous conspiracies, like God is actually influencing the outcome of this trial AND the next election... PRAISE THE LORD & Pass the Ammunition!! 🎶 ☝️🙏🏻
If Triumph is referring to the middle class non-White voters that support Trump, he is absolutely correct.
It can be said for both sides
@@skilletman16 nah the joke wouldn't have worked if it "could be applied to both sides". It's funny because it applied only to your side, you see.
That guy is sure getting his money's worth out of that spring-loaded 'Trump Won' sign.
I’d like to get hold of it when he’s not looking and replace “won” with “lost” and see how quickly he notices.
He's like a four year old with a slinky toy.
I was wishing we had the entire clip from them so we could count the unfurling lol
That is the wildest part of this whole video. People are buying those things and using them like this guy. Absolutely batshit crazy bonkers bananas. Truly insane really.
It's almost a drinking game.
I dearly love Triumph the Insult Dog and have missed him. What a wonderful surprise to find him here again. Please do more. And how brave to engage with Trumpies. They are pretty scary.
We can't have George Carlin back. But we can have Triumph return from out of nowhere. Thank you Triumph 🏆. These friggin people are so warped and weak-minded that they couldn't see passed your trolling. 😂 Even some of them laughed at your insults.
“He slurred his slurs” was great 👍🏻
I love how he shoves the dog in people's faces. Brilliant.
"It's a real who's who of who's off their meds." - Triumph 😆
“Gays for Trump” is like “dogs for Michael Vick.” Damn, Robert Smigel is smart, funny, and quick!
It would be funny but Trump has never had a disparaging word to say about the gay community.
In these troubled times, it is inspiring to have Triumph return to help alleviate our misery, and make a mockery of the moronic.
Remember when triumph went on the view!!???
“If the judge is prejudice, doesn’t that make him a Trump voter”. 😂😂😂
I think the judge voted for Trump. He could have locked him up over the gag order violations but didn't.
"he's losing it...he's starting to slur his slurs..." lol. Zoom...right over the heads of the married cousins...
"... Now that OJ's dead!" 😂😂
A "who's who of who's off their meds." 😂
Robert Smigel is a genius. The Michael Vick joke almost made me choke on my bagel.
Trevor Bauer got the last laugh, and so will President Trump.
@@AUMINER1 Defendant tRump**
@mikedavis8008 first it was russia, that was a lie, then there was obstruction, that was a lie, then there was ukraine, that was a lie, then there was stormy, that was a lie, then there was comey, that was a lie, then there was avenatti, that was a lie, then there was impeachment, that was a lie, then there was cohen, that was a like, then there was impeachment2, that was a lie, then there was J6, that was a lie....how them lies working out for ya there lil'peddle? lol
@mikedavis8008Nah. He will win election in 2024. Trump for Prison Shower Room BuKKaKe King 2024.
Why the fuck is everyone always eating a bagel when they watch funny shit?
It is easier to trick someone into a cult than to convince someone they are are in a cult.
This needs to be mainstream again
Once I start stooping lassie
Ya! What happened? Didnt this guy used to have a show?
@@laurenbendik2006 I think he did spots on the late show.
The fact you don't know Robert smigel is painful. Look up his resume
YESSSS!!!!!
Triumph is a treasure. Not only that, but his tRump impression is, actually GOOD!
tRump? What are you 10? Or just mentally challenged?
He’s starting to slur his slurs 😂😂😂
Robert Smigel is a gift to humanity
He's a national treasure!
Amen to that. Protect him at all costs.
Long live Triumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂 "You did it! .... Dracula's dead! .... You did it!"
Brilliant!
Smigel, you are a brave dude.
He's invisible under the cloak of SATIRE... which is incomprehensible to "certain" people...
He was in no danger. Proud boys? Please. Lol
@@jasonschweigert8069 They might beat up the puppet, I don't think they know the puppet isn't alive.
“If Ttump is found guilty, he could serve up to 4 years in the White House.” 🤣 🤣 🤣
If there was a Mount Rushmore of comedy writers, Robert Smigel is on it.
You can not have an intelligent conversation with a Trump supporter 😂. "I'm with dogs for Michael Vick," 😂😂 that was golden! And matched so perfectly.
Same with Joe Biden
@@scottingalls8460 Come up with something new besides whataboutism
By farting in court, tRump’s violating the gag order.
He's making everyone in the courtroom gag!🤢
Ohhh looky here another mental case with TDS
You are absolutely genius with tRumps!
😂🤣
It's wild that he calls Joe "sleepy" considering he fell asleep and soiled himself in court Wednesday 🤣
These people don't even know they're being insulted by TRIUMPH the INSULT COMIC DOG.
Was great seeing you out there! I was the guy with the white t shirt on. You injected some much needed comedy into all of the MAGA lunatics yelling at me for supporting Biden 😂🇺🇸💙
Aww hopefully you wake up young man
@@ModernGoddess81 SRSLy, 'wake up?' Can you describe in two sentences or less what trump is being charged with in this trial? Do you know that 1. HIS OWN LAWYER served jail time for this exact incident, and 2. trump actually admitted to the crime the other day on video? It's admissible as evidence. See if you can 'wake up.'
@cheechicana It is a choice. So is self-immolation. Make the choice that's best for you. 😏
You are one brave kid. Good on you!
Lol ignore the NPCs in the comments, keep on trying, but be safe man.
" A virtual rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder" 🤣🤣🤣 - spit a little coffee out on that one. Best/worst part is that it's true.
Who knew Triumph did such a great Trump impression?
Ya, holy crap its good
That was hilarious.
Seriously, they need to hire this guy for all future Trump impersonations.
Anybody can do him at this point.
Don't get me wrong 😂 I'm here because I love Triumph. Just saying, I've never tried, I try not to watch or hear him, but I bet we can all do him by now.
Love all the "Christians" who support this madman.
Maybe I'm a bit of a cynic, but considering that at it's core, christianity is about idolizing an insufferably self-righteous madman with questionable affiliations, they could hardly act otherwise.
Like you mama
@@ThePipemikerkeep smelling your own farts
@@mikev4089 How impolite of me. I didn't even offer you a whiff.
@@ThePipemiker Thank you!! I was waiting for you to make me an offer. Please eat some cabbage & beans and get hack to Mr when you’re ready. 🍑💨💨🤧
This crowd is almost too delusional for Triumph's comic banter to make any difference.
The left is soo wrong and delusional there not even in reality. Thats why it wasnt that funny.
Not "Almost"
Yeah they don't listen to anything. They don't think
Yeah, thank GOD there are Democrat voters who aren't delusional AT ALL.
This crowd is almost too delusional for Trump's locker room banter to make any difference.
"It's a real who's who is off their meds". omg Triumph is king! This whole thing is full of absolute gems!
“he pulled out so fast, you’d think her *** was NATO”. 🤣
Went right over their heads too.
I thought it was great 😃!
Smigel's speed is unbelievable. A comedic genuis.
I laughed til I cried...Triumph is so hilarious, and he's right abt every kind of mental disorder being represented in that group! Some of those crazy people didn't get the satire at all. He did manage to break through the BS of one or two of them (the dude at 3:25..."what job are you pretending you didn't go to to be here today?") 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The woman on the bench from the Caribbean is COMPLETELY literally delusional with the God talk.
"You did it. Dracula's dead. You did it." - Triumph to crazy guy holding creepy looking cross
They're all creepy looking crosses when you think about it.
@@chrisrj9871 True. His was especially creepy. Creepy enough to kill Dracula.
@@85jongo Orthodox cross
Yep. Most likely Ruzzian Orthodox.
It looked like the authoritarian symbol from _V For Vendetta_ .
This guy is amazing! He was able to insult the MAGAts and make them laugh along with him. Remarkable talent.
Agreed! They have NO clue when he insults them….too hilarious!!
Keep Bidenondeeznuts 😂😂😂😂
Starting at 3:55.4, it's Robert Smigel as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, doing an impression of Donald Trump's Voice. while still sounding like Triumph is doing the impression. 👐👏👏👏 Some Impressive shit.
An American Jew, doing an impression of a Russian, doing an impression of Trump
Triumph even made many of the trumpers laugh.
"Gays for trump? My name is Triumph, I'm with Dogs for Michael Vick!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holyy shiiiiit
How'd Afghanistan go again?
@@sstrykertlol. You may not have understood the point 😂😂😂😂
@@vernonbandy2597 I completely got the point. How do the homosexuals fair in the O'Biden financed Iran? I'll wait for your lone brain cell to divide& come up with some backpedaling.
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Long live Triumph!
He could live forever as long as he’s not president
"'For me to poop on' can bring people together" Triumph is a legend!
Triumph for president
Triumph for President!!
"I'm with Dogs for Michael Vick."
Hilarious but it went right over the Trumpflakes' heads.
Most of them aren't even listening.
I had no idea who Michael Vick was so I googled and as soon as I read "prison for dog fighting" 😂💀
The same thing when he followed up that if tRUMP wins, he may need to serve four more years as president. 😂
@@FaustVaz Me, too! That's a great joke, now that I know.
But, damn, Michael Vick is so 10 years ago. The Jamaican lady was priceless.
“I feel bad for Trump…he finally pays someone what he owes them and they indict him for it!”
😂😂😂
Hahaha, I friggen love Triumph. :D
“Gays for Trump guy” should be his running mate 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love and miss Triumph.
America needs your expertise to get through this election. 😍
Triumph doing the maga dog, priceless 😂
🤣🤣🤣 Love, love, love TRIUMPH the Insult Dog!
"won't give him abs." LMAO
That was the first of many zingers from Triumph the (Clever) Insult Dog... 😂🤣
I see the crowd has as much brains as the stuffed dog. I love it.
Don't insult the stuffed dog.
no doubt! you are sooooo much better than THEM.
The who's who of who's off their meds 😂
I seriously wonder how many of those people are paid to be there supporting Trump.
None of them looked smart enough to be paid.
First of all they're suckers if they think Trump will pay them anything 😅😅
you are a clown
You're delusional
That Robert Smigel is able to make Trump supporters laugh demonstrates how great of a comedian he is. Getting them to laugh is one of the few ways that might eventually get through to them. Many Trump supporters are a lost cause, but making them laugh brings it up to maybe 1% of them being able to step back from the brink.
💯A dog puppet whose satire jumps from sharp, to a gentle ribbing. Perfect combo of endorphin triggers to catch someone off guard in a way that creates space for a seed of doubt & humanizes each “side”. Who can be mad at man’s best friend, telling dirty “dad jokes”? 😂
🎉🎉VOTE BLUE..VOTE BLUE🎉🎉
that whole crowd shares 1 braincell, and it stayed at home....
The delusions are strong in this crowd 😅
Trump 2024! FJB
@@AUMINER1parrot
@@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 grapist cornpop quid pro dementia
@@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 lameAF, no likes...lol, enjoy your TDS lol
@@AUMINER1 yea Drumpf is all those things
So glad you're back! We need you now more than ever.
"We did it; Dracula's dead" 🤣🤣🤣
I love you man !! I've laughed my ass off for years watching you two and this vid was awesome as well. You're ability to politely pulverize people is way to good!! Thanks and stay safe😃
"...now that O.J.'s dead! Oh man, I'm the one who's dying!
I laughed too hard at that
Good luck with your health because saying that you're dying is really really immature
@@davidgoosen1633 grow a pair
@@davidgoosen1633Good luck with your social life because apparently you don't get out much.
“UnSantatary” lol that was so good!
🎅
Depressing though it is, there's something scientifically fascinating about observing how the truly stupid concentrate themselves like this.
OMG...first the free special and now NEW Triumph from the field......YES!!!!!!! (hugs R.S!)
PS: holy sh@t...Triumph has a Trump impression????
PSS: holy sh@tter...."Triumph" and "Trump" are almost the same name!!!!
And they both poop at rallys.
@@simonagree4070 you mean like you did to Trevor Bauer??
for me to poop on!
Triumph won't have to poop on Trump. Trump can do that all by himself.
Just when we needed him the most
Unlimited court room access for Triumph please!😄🤣🍊🍊🌭
Trump finally paid somebody and they indict him for it ...thats money 😂😂😂😂
When describing one side of my family I used to quip 'A cornucopia of mental problems'. Also, I referred to taking a poop during his presidency as; 'I have to drop trump off at the whitehouse'
Trevor Bauer got the last laugh, and so will President Trump.
@@AUMINER1 Trump will lose and have to stand trial three more times in 2025. The American People will have the last laugh.
If trump is president/dicktator again and I'm alive in 2025, I'm going to be using that "dropping trump off at the white house" line!
for me to poop on!
@@simonagree4070 Are you inquiring about the reasons for Trump's prosecution? If you're seeking information from RUclips comments to educate yourself on this matter, I won't attempt to explain it to you.
I love the way Triumph so brilliantly exposes the nut-jobbery all these deluded MAGAtts…
I’ve missed you my love! The funniest Rottweiler puppet on earth!!! 😘🥰
Triumph still out in these streets. Keeping it real.
Triumph does a fantastic trump! Great work Bobby!
Triumph and his owner Smigel, BALLS of STEEL !!!
It is frightening to see just how naive some people can be. The guy who said, “Look at me. I’m not vaccinated and I’m still alive.”, is a prime example of the idiocracy going on in the US.
I've never been in a car accident, so cars never crash.
Ikr
Also their idea of American exceptionalism just translates to a bunch of selfish a'holes.
@@sprig5173 So true-unfortunately
Oh, it's much worse than "Idiocracy", just like "Don't Look Up" was actually better in a lot of ways than our current climate crisis (for one, at least the comet was at least partially not our fault, and their tech-bros were halfway-competent. They got swarms of interplanetary robots; we got rusting Cybertrucks and literal human-hunting drones). The people in "Idiocracy" *wanted to know better*. Our fascists don't.
This is the Information Age. It's not this fucking stuff isn't literally 5 seconds away, for anyone, constantly. And there are experts *screaming* to explain what's happening for people to be able to understand it, and a huge number are answering, "Nah. I'm good" (if not "I'mma shoot you for offering").
It's not great.
In the field of psychology, the Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority
and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is.
Love all of Triumph's on the street political commentary!! Keep up the great work Robert Smigel
Triumph's impression of Trump was spot-on! HHAHAHA
*…the who is who of* *_who's off their meds…_*
*that was fire*
Triumph...your source...for the latest news...TO POOP ON!!! Love you!!!!
The return of the King!
So glad Triumph is back. I watch his videos over and over!!🤣🤣Thanks, Robert Smigel!!
Same. It's amazing how Triumph has that calming effect on MAGAs and at the same time clowning them.
So many really funny jokes packed in to this. Most of the Trump fans are oblivious To the fact that triumph is making fun of Trump and sometimes also of them.
"You did it, Dracula's dead!" Frickin' genius line, laughed out loud so hard 😂😂❤
Gold as usual, hope Triumph wasn't there for the self immolation
These. People. Vote. Cancel their vote: Vote Blue to save Democracy.💙
Yep. Did anyone else notice the illegal woman from some unknown banana republic who votes for Trump? Build a wall around the Caribbean and make Jamaica pay for it.
Because charging a presidential candidate with bogus charges just to interfere with the election is democracy at its finest. Another genius take from a completely grounded liberal.
Cancelling votes to save democracy is oxymoronic. I do hope people vote blue though.
@@jasonr375 - "bogus charges"? Just how far is your head up your ass? Can you see daylight through your belly button?
You people voted and will vote for a man that took showers with his daughter at age 11. Written in her diary, confirmed by Ashley that it was her diary.
That doesn't even get into the absolutely destructive policies, and the obvious lack of mental capacity.
I haven't seen Triumph in so long. The Chicago Hot Dog Stand was the best.
ruclips.net/video/33zPlnhymCU/видео.html
"Oh ya skanky smurf"
"Do you kiss your pig with that mouth?"
"Do you know why you work for tips?? Noone will tip the whole thing in"
"Yelling at people like this, how do you sleep in your car at night?"
That's assault!😂🐺🐶
"it's a real who's who is off their meds"😂😂😂
Welcome back, Triumph! I've missed you.
"I didn't get a vaccine. Why amn't I dead?" ugh.
The fact Triumph can make these MAGA pause (or reset) and laugh is pure comedic genius.
Got to love triumph making fun of these cretins
2024 been needing Triumphs return badly 👏🏼
I miss Triumph! 😂😂😂
“Gays for Trump? I with Michael Vick for dogs” LMFAO! Triumph is unparalleled!
Lmaoooo if the judge is really prejudice wouldn't that make him a trump supporter Lmaoooo priceless
Thank you, Triumph. You are a good boy. 🦴 🐶❤
Well at least the Trump campaign are paying these people good money to be out there I heard they can be anywhere between $25 and $50
You know, that's probably true.