Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Meets Beto And Cruz
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog heads down to Texas to cover the state's highly anticipated senate race between Beto O'Rourke and Triumph's dream interview, Ted Cruz.
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"I'll have a chance to talk to members of media and this dog..."
The balls of the guy being Triumph have to be made of massive steel.
Robert Smigel is his name.
He is the Steinbrenner
@@TheMoviePlanet Are you sure? I thought it was Gollum.
"like Trump did to you" lol
@@jovangarcia6084 that was THE most savage thing I think I've seen
"Ted you can't ignore me! I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence for global warming!"
I'm dead
LightSpectra, yeah, the whole thing was spot on.
@Rzejdi Really, there should be no evidence of you. That would be so much better for the world. Truth could come forth and we could fix this very real problem of Climate Change.
@Rzejdi climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
@Rzejdi Annnd, the Luddites have landed!
@ Rzejdi "LightSpectra the funniest part is that there is no evidence of global warming"
... except for the most melting of the polar ice caps in the last 20 years than in the last 10,000 (since the last ice age) and record breaking temperatures and once-in-a-hundred-year storms happening every year in the US. Soooo... either you're too stupid to recognize evidence if it blew the roof off your house and flooded you out of your home or... sorry there's no or...
You know it's a weird fanbase when Ted Cruz is the only person in the room with a sense of a humour
its cardi b
kev catnip haha
Dude honestly that neutered joke wasn't that bad
And for real the 3 old people laughed also I believe is the opposite how come he didn't make jokes to Beto?
Right, clearly pushing a left agenda on us through comedy. I thought he was supposed to be insulting him not kissing his ass.
9:45 Triumph got them chanting "LYING ted Cruz LYING ted Cruz LYING ted Cruz" hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😆
THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST
OH MY GOD
Surprised Triumph never mentioned drinking and driving or trying too flee the scene
weird i heard lion o0
@@TheElie79 That's the entire point. "Lion" and "Lying" sound almost the same, which is why the joke when completely over the crowd's heads.
Wow. The neutering trump joke was gold.
I was waiting for the hard hit, and BOOM there it was
I thought this was Triumph’s tamest remote.
Then that joke made me “oh snap”.
SO SAVAGE! What a fantastic burn
The best thing is that because it was a response to Cruz, he came up with it on the fly. That's pretty fucking quick wit.
Boom goes the dynamite
“I’m at the Ted Cruz rally. Or a Duck Dynasty cosplay convention?” lol
i'm unsure!
Perfect!
This knocked me out 😂😂😂
What a stark contrast in crowd demographics.
i totally NPC'd that quote too lol
"You can't ignore me Ted, I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence of Global Warming!"
Robert Smigel is a genius. So underrated.
the left hates science, just look at their stance when it comes to abortion 😂😂😂😂
Omair Sheikh '..
Yet the modern left thinks gender is an oppressive biological concept.
ruclips.net/video/D4FgT4VeEIU/видео.html another Smigel video form a year ago.
Anti-abortion zealots insist that, no matter how early the stage of pregnancy, a woman should be forced by the government to carry it to term, even in cases of rape & incest. It's mostly religion that fuels their crusade---it sure as hell isn't science.
"I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you." FLAWLESS VICTORY. FATALITY.
James Cromer So sorry but I really didn’t get the joke. Any help?
More like a BRUTALITY because it was one flawless uninterrupted combo.
@@nelleo2507 remove balls
Nel Leo during the 2016 Republican primaries tRump said things like Cruz’s Dad was linked to JFK’s assassination, linked to the Zodiac Killer, and he disparaged Cruz’s wife. Yet he (CRUZ) called on his (tRumps) support to help him in this election.
The way I took Triumph’s retort to being “neutered”, was
A boomerang insult back on “Ted” for not having enough back bone to stand on his own/-without the help of the person who insulted practically his entire family.
James Cromer was that a Mortal Combat joke, bc if it wasn’t I’m laughing for all the wrong reasons!!! 🙃😂😂😘🙌🏼😂💯😂
Making the voters shout "Lying (lion) Ted" was absolutely hilarious.
Peter Brandt
That was incredible. And sad. Evidence of how easy it is to get people to be mindless.
OMG that was too much 😂😂 they went along with it too!!
@@brainwashington1332 as much as I hate republican policies, anyone could fall for that. You've never been called by Mike Hunt?
That was my favorite part 😂🤣😍
Mining the prideful for all they are worth,
Triumph has dogged the lyin’ from birth!!
Did he just make ted supporters chant "lying Ted"? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Proof positive of just how brainless they are. I'm starting to think people should have to get an IQ test to vote these days. Sheesh
Oh gosh, he would not want to do that! I'm sure it was an innocent mistake. Haha
Asif Mahbub - Lyin' Ted Cruz, it sounded like!
Omg 😂
Asif Mahbub he did😂😂❤️❤️it
I love how the puppeteer doesn't even try to make the microphone-holding paw look like it's attached to the dog's body!
The waving at the beginning was fucking hilarious.
He never really cared but that's what makes it funny too.
Yea
Wow!!! Amazing observation. 🙄
Coz he's busy making the best comebacks ever!
Omg that chant, that women was like hold up wait...
The minute he started with that, "Lion of the Senate...", I just knew where it was going to end up and, sure enough... The crowd went right along with it. "Lyin'...!!! Ted...!!!". LOLOLOLOLOLOL! And the lady was like, "Wait.. no. That sounds like...". Omg... I'm dying.
Cuz they are idiots, like all other dumb republicans
....THEY FELL RIGHT IN!!! IT WAS CLASSIC MAN!!!! EXCELLENT....! OMG!!!!
lmao ikr? that was great. when he did the lion chant, I had a feeling he was gonna go there with it lol. Triumph hasn't missed a beat hehe
You Tried It! Of course republicans are idiots, but all crowdes are sheep and getting them chant anything is easy
Triumph should've said: "Hey Ted, I don't have balls because I'm just a puppet - so that's two things we have in common."
Awesome!!!! Love it!
He should go back like George Costanza and do that insult xP
PERFECTION dude.
Nah, he walked right into the spaying and neutering burn.
Amazing 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I love how he got everyone to unwittingly chant "lyin' Ted Cruz"
Spiderous Yes, it was funny but somewhat scary too.
😆 Lol
That was genius 😂
I thought, "wait, aren't they his supporters, are they really that stupid?"
but yes, yes they are.
ROFLMAO!
Triumph is cheating on conan
If he would ever cheat on Coco I think Stevie C is the perfect side chick.
And Eminem
no Stephen said hes borrowing him on Conan's Hiatus
him cheating on Conan feels like i've been cheated by my gf
Conan and Colbert are close.
"You can't ignore me, I'm not an overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming" 😂😂
Oops , I had misheard that as, "I've got," not, "I'm not." Thanks for pointin that out.
That killed lol
Both Teds parents are mathematicians, not guitar players like Beta. He is well aware of climate change considering it’s been happening since the earth began. The debate is now much of it is manmade
@Roger C "The debate is now much of it is manmade"
There isn't a debate. There is the unanimity of the scientific community. And then there are deniers who are clueless about science or have too much money to lose to admit to global warming. At the moment, we are producing much more greenhouse gases each year than nature and even a volcanic eruption wouldn't come close to the numbers we ourselves pump into the air.
@Roger C stop thinking about "phenomenons" and "debates," and perform your own elementary school level-science experiments before you bestow your faith in a politician's parents. What you wrote is nothing short of propaganda. Of course climate change has been around for ~4.5 billion years, but why are we concerned now? Read about Global Warming first, THEN climate change. There are way-way-way-WAY more guitar players on RUclips than you think there are. Mind them on your way out, please.
Everybody in the comments here loves the joke about Trump neutering Cruz, but to me, that joke wasn't nearly as good as the "...except when Donald Trump calls it ugly on Twitter" joke. The look of shame and devastation on Cruz's face, followed by that utterly pathetic comeback about how "[he] loves the Constitution" and "Twitter is Twitter" had me absolutely rolling. Do people maybe not understand the reference in that joke? Because that was among the greatest insults I've ever heard in my life.
Seriously, watch it in super slow motion and you can see Ted Cruz momentarily remember what "shame" feels like, then die on the inside (again), and then turn his politician's autopilot back on to offer that weakest of retorts. It's a glorious progression of events.
Let me explain the difference; the Twitter joke was a prepared line. The neutering joke was an off the cuff comeback. He had to strike gold in about one second and he hit a grand-slam! THAT’S what made the joke more impressive.
@@Statsy10 You make a good point. But the thing he was responding to was Ted Cruz saying, essentially, "Democrats cut your balls off." And his retort is "Trump cut your balls off." So not only is the retort the exact same joke that Ted Cruz just made, but the response is a little like saying, "I know you are, but what am I?" The only difference is that Smigel has the ability to make the joke funny by providing an actual logical context ("Democrats cut your balls off" has no context, makes no sense, and thus isn't funny, whereas I think we can all agree that "Trump cut your balls off" is a wholly accurate and quite pertinent statement of objective fact, and is thus hilarious).
So while I respect Smigel's quick thinking, I'm still less impressed by that than I am by a masterfully crafted joke. I feel like I probably could have made the "Trump had you neutered" comeback. I was thinking it before Triumph said it. It's a good joke, but also a relatively easy joke. It's the sort of joke I would expect to see a bunch of people make on Twitter and Reddit, and would expect to hear on every late night talk show. But I never could have written a joke that subtle and unexpected about Cruz kissing the ass of a man who called his wife ugly, and I think there are very few people skilled enough at crafting jokes to have written it. The way it doesn't give away the subject of the joke until right at the end, when you're hit with the realization that the joke has nothing to do with the Constitution, it's such an unexpected shift, and you can literally watch Ted Cruz get destroyed in real time. He recoils at the other jokes, and even laughs at the spayed and neutered joke, but that joke about how he won't stand up for his wife sucks the air right out of him. It's glorious.
You're 100% right. I literally paused the video and poured myself a glass of wine. That was... wow.
@ferallemur I knew I missed something in that exchange (Constitution and Twitter) but didn't quite catch what it was....thanks!! I'm gonna go watch it again!! (for the 4th time!!)
ferallemur I bet his wife was all like, “So you can’t even stick up for me to a failed Jim Henson puppet-dog??”
This made my night... Triumph isn't the Dog we deserve.. but he's the dog we need.
you need him to push your shithole dtctatorship over the edge
+New Message
He was brilliant.
He is the best good boy.
@@almelrose9663 If you are going to troll do a better job at it.
New Message Nice.
1 is "you're not confident" and 10 is the highest you can count to _L M A O_
Uhh... seven
Totally went over his head lol
Triumph : "I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you..."
Me: Whoa!.. What?!... Good Lord!!! ... OMG!!!... Holy Shit!!... ROTFLMAO !!!... DIED...
That was a zinger of a comeback... I thought for a second Cruz had him because it was actually a pretty smart and funny comment from him, but I shouldn't have doubted Triumph of course, not even for that second.
Lol, Triumph 2020
John Jewell omgggggg i was laughing and crying for literally 10 mins non stop!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EPIC!!!😂😂😂
It looked like it even made Ted Cruz laugh. Triumph has always ruled.
Holy shit that was amazing! One of the best segments I’ve ever seen. That dog has some balls! And great timing!
Please tell me you know " Triumph the insult comic dog"
He went off the radar after his last appearance at trumps inauguration!
You've got to watch his old videos, ... he's a legend!
Being from the UK I was late learning about Triumph. Literally only this year did I first come across his videos. They are hilarious. Check them out. The one where he followed Ted Cruz about and caught him repeatedly saying the same lines everywhere he went is brilliant. As all the vids are.
PapiWithPuppy
Yes yes 👍🏻😃 I've watched everything I could from RUclips. And yeah, that one was great, he's so quick and witty it really is a gift. I hope he does more. Cheers.
Stephen Selph And he can lick them too!
That's not true lol.
He was spaded. Just like Ted.
Well you gotta give it to Ted, he tried to make a joke...
As a reptile owner though, hearing all the reptile jokes kind of hurts... my cute little gecko has nothing in common with the guy, it has a spine for example, and it always looks like its smiling, something Ted is physcally incapable of...
My ball python Sully has more personality & warmth than lyin Ted
Lasnight He's more like a human embodiment of a blobfish.
This was hilarious, so quick witted, I especially loved when Ted mentioned the dems taking him to the vet, Triumph responded with "hey I support speying and neutering just like what Trump did to you"
Getting the crowd to chant "Lying" was genius 🤣🤣
We all need to spay & neuter. GOPs dont? Suppose they dont adopt but shop also? Trump called Cruz many things but guess he isnt Mex so that's why it was OK to shoot Mexs with Cruz bc he is Cuban!
What I can't figure out is why people aren't chanting "Lying liar who lies" every time Adam Schiff or Eric Swalwell walk into a public space. Almost criminal levels of mendacity among that political affiliation. I give Cruz credit for going toe to toe with "Triumph", he handled it finesse.
Hahahaha lion ted Cruz sounds like lying? - no really? Oh no! Hahahahaha Jesus you could start a chant with anything at those rallies.
But he's gonna destroy Beto tomorrow tho. So don't know why you have so much energy on that lame ass "Lyin Ted" rhetoric.
Dereck Henson because when I see you 👀 post the same thing on every comment, it gives my soul happiness to know trolls like you exist. Ted is a turd, but you some special shit haha much love poo poo
Dereck Henson If Ted wins, it will be an indictment of democracy. Shouldn't count the heads; should consider what's in those heads. And when you take up a chant so mindlessly, not much is going on in those heads.
@@really4473 yeah I'm posting the same stuff because I'm replying this comment section is a echo chamber.
Your soul won't be so happy after tomorrow's midterm elections though. You and your whole family will be left traumatized.
@@russellcampbell9198 when Ted wins* plus it's not fair democracy when your choice doesn't win huh?
Yeah you liberals shower your true colors a long time ago.
09:28 WOW!!! lmao "Lyin"...Took 'em like 20 seconds to realize what they were saying LOL
Cornelius White they are slow at everything
Cornelius white Carl cazeau you
Cornelius White @Metallica Sad but True!!!!🙌🏼💯
Reporters need to take a page from Triumph's book 😂😂😂
OMG, then he'd be calling them the enemies of the galaxy, who can only be dealt with by building space force.
First they'd have to know how to read.
@@armedwombat6816 damn 😂😂
Repeat after me: “Have you seen the new season of the Marvelous Mrs Maisel? It’s even better than Gilmore Girls!”
I died LOL 😂
gonaye1 😂😂😂😂
@Emma With The Gs I know. I did a quick check of the color of my hands when I didn't know what they were, either.
Nothing is better than Gilmore girls..just saying
“Lion of the Senate, Lion of the Senate”
“Lion, Lion”
“Lion Ted Cruz, Lion Ted Cruz”
“Lion Ted, Lion Ted, Lyin’ Ted”
🦁 🦁 🦁 😂
After the 2 time they said lion ted I knew lmao but they just kept on
Funny the Pan calling the Pot black. It was BETO who lied. He lied about his heritage. He lied about his politics (being an outright Socialist). It is you Democrats that are the biggest liers along with the Mainstream Media, Holly wood Elites, your College Professors, and your Mega Billion Socialist Donors(George Soros).
I was like nooooo he didn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
rtrefil, why are you angry at the Democrats for calling him Lyin’ Ted. It was Trump, one of “us” (Trump’s a RINO though), that made up that name for Ted. So be angry at Trump.
That's some Borat-like shit.
"I support spaying and neutering just like trump did to you." Bwah ha ha ha ha!
i voted for Beto last week. Woohoo! Go Blue.
Are you sure the vote machines will count your vote for Beto?
@Black Rod Yeeehaaaww!
ROTFLMAO! 😂 That was the *best* insult of this entire skitt!
#TriumphTheInsultComicDog2020
Alright here's your "maybe I voted, can't be certain" sticker 🤣🤣🤣
Black Rod: Technically that was return fire since Cruz started it by saying Triumph had been neutered.
Aight "lion of the Senate" was pretty clever lol
and they fell for it... hahaha classic..
And the bit about being spatered and neutered by Trump was Fantastic!!
Lion of the Senate!!
"Duck Dynasty cosplay convention" LMAO 😂😂😂
j. angel that one was perfect
I love that he insulted Cruz to his face. That’s speaking truth to power
@Black Rod during the republican primaries, lying Ted got Triumph thrown out from his little rallies,
I'm excited Triumph is back to poop on lying Ted in his last few days as a pathetic politician !
He lost another debate, this time with a dog named triumph
8:51 the audio changed. There's less echo and it's slightly louder. Clever, but I figured out how they did it without getting punched.
It was good of him to even let Triumph near him, though. That's an important thing.
Yes for all we know the cigar has it's top smeared with a deadly chemical weapons.
that's....not how you put on a tshirt.
"Lyin'!"...."Ted Cruz!"
"Lyin'!"...."Ted Cruz!"
"Lyin'!"...."Ted Cruz!"
You have to be a master to get his own supporters to call him that!
I bow to Triumph
Truly one of the most epic things I've seen...and how the one old lady picked up on it eventually was so perfect.
Omg!!! I died laughing 😂☠️
God Robert Smigel, you’ve still got it. Keep doing the lord’s work 🙏
😂
@Seth Friedman ok looney
Beto looks like a genuinely humble man. I have never been more confident in who I voted for.
Same here, so glad he is running
Thank you 🙏
I was proud to cast my vote for beto!
I'm a Texan, Archie, and I voted for Beto. Yeeeehaaaww!
I am also Texan and can see right through the Canadian blobfish. He isn’t even in the top 10 million toughest Texans.
5:28 “Let’s say 1 is not confident, and 10 is the highest you can count to” 😂
Coulter Dittman “Uhhhh, seven?”
'I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to u'
Good night, everybody!
Nina Blaze that was just beautiful
Nina Blaze too good
Triumph better than ever
Goddamn, that was beautiful Triumph!
ruclips.net/video/aZHvd0ks7Es/видео.html
I know the puppeteer has anxiety and stuff but this is why. He puts himself in these explosive situations. Wow, the cojones on this dude.
Brian Eddy Robert Smigel is legend. And as a Jewish guy from NYC myself, Smigel looks and sounds VERY NY Jewish! For him to just wander into a deep red Texas Ted Cruz campaign and pull off this shit is crazy ballsy.
He has anxiety and stuff? What are you talking about? This dude has been doing this for three decades.
I don't like them but the conservatives typically seem to have a better sense of humor than the left when Triumph does this stuff.
@@psrabe7444 because we love jokes
Imagine if he teamed up with Sacha Baron Cohen
"Ted, is it true you will defend the Constitution at all costs except when Donald Trump calls it ugly on Twitter?" OMG!
That deputy was holding back a hand puppet like he was saving Ted's life. Probably wondering in his head if he made the right life choices.
LOL xP
Tim the Lib Maybe he rocks himself to sleep at night while chanting, “I will jump in front of a marionette for my client. I WILL jump in front of a marionette for my client.” Someday, though, I think he’ll become a *real* boy, and follow his dream of being a midwestern mall cop. Now THAT is a life goal worth pursuing for him. This was just depressing.
Haven't you seen Franklin from Arrested Development? Pretty soon Ted Cruz could be unconscious, and how would they be able to tell that apart from regular Ted Cruz?
That was EPIC.
@@anineh1551 i can't understand what's going on, the last i heard from triumph, was at trumps inauguration, he disappeared after that.
Hope he sticks around.
Haha ...."I've a Cuban in my mouth"!
I almost choked at Triump's last comment to Ted Cruz....so funny!
@@agf1700 It was so quick. There was no coming back from that lol
Ok this is epic *
@@jsonparrish1545 I see you're a man of culture as well.
He got Cruz supporters to chant
"LYING" at lying Ted.
This guy is has incredible skillszzz
Ted Cruz tried to be funny and it back fired 😂🤣
Ted Cruz tried to be human and it backfired.
Its foolish to try to crack jokes at a comedian. They are much better at it.
I commend him for keeping his composure. He's a little more tolerable than Trump.
I give Cruz a little credit for trying. It takes a bit of intelligence and a bit of balls to not reflexively back away from a comedian.
You can not fuck with a master troll like Triumph.
I just can't believe that there was a "security guard" putting his arm in fromt of Triumph when he was talking to Cruz. I died!!
Haaahaha xD Didn't think of that :p Dogs are scary.
Maybe he thought the cigar wud BLOW UP. KABOOM!💣🤣😅
He knew he could take that puppet if the shit went down
He wanted everybody else to know
Triumph is so sharp....that was a sick comeback on Ted Cruz, 2 years in the making!
I was losing my mind watching Ted Cruz Supporters chanting Lion(lyin) Ted Cruz! What a fucking brilliant job by a dog.
@@maxspeed57 haha that's how you can tell they'll follow anything 😂😂😂
Triumph is awesome. Stephen and Smigel go way back too, so it's cool he got triumph to do his show.
@@dreaminginnoother Smigel's a genius writer. TBH his election stuff from 2016 was the best satire anywhere. I still go back every few weeks to watch the video where he has a fake Trump go campaigning in black neighbourhoods in a tank...
Smigel is a damn comic genius, so quick with the comebacks. I miss him as an SNL writer
"LION! LION! LION TED!" wait a minute...
this was too funny LMAO
Notice how the dog is able to just talk to Beto whereas Cruz is surrounded by goons protecting him.
That says a lot.
My thoughts exactly!
Right wing is all about fear. Self-preservation and cowardice.
@lobomuerto11 Beto is a congressman and has been for some time now, plus he's a firebrand that's in republican crosshairs.
What are you talking about?
@lobomuerto11 Naah, are there scary lefties out? :p Maybe you should stay at your mother's :p
ThatCatfulCat ignore the Russian bot account mang
"Nobody should be yelling at this man in a public place, I mean doesn't the man have the right to sit down in a restaurant and enjoy a meal that five waiters have spit in?!"
LYING TED was classic 😂🤣🤣
@Jack Plank if you look a couple centuries ago, during revolutions, people like Ted got a nice guillotine haircut from the populace they were screwing. Eating some spit? Not that bad all things considered.
@@MrEmigliore But it's immigrant spit!!! It has SMALLPOX!!!!
@Jack Plank it's dissidents btw
@Jack Plank my b. On reflection I was too snarky. I just wanted to make sure you knew. I used to think it was "for all intensive purposes". I still disagree with you and think you're overreacting to an imagined monolythic oppressor, but I have nothing to say to convince you of this.
can we take a moment to see how O' Rourke is not threatened by a puppet and ted cruz as this weird security type guy holding him back like WTF hahahaha
well the liberals are more likely to attack someone they don't agree with than Conservatives to attack Beto to be fair
Ted Cruz has already been mobbed in public restaurants, anyone would expect the heightened security. Plus Beto is the clear underdog and is thirsty for attention.
@AIIUserNamesInvalid you can't just assume most Right Wingers are gonna shoot up a synagogue, while yes, a significant percentage of Leftists will go crazy on any "racist sexist bigot" Conservative, and keep in mind the democrats founded the KKK soooooo y'all seem pretty dangerous i dare say
@@zackosborn1731 mobbed in a restaurant? please no one attacked him. 11 people died, 12 or more were sent bombs, etc. not to mention lets not forget the woman who was killed by a nazi in a car. Yeah the left sure are violent. Also who did the current KKK support was it a democrat or a republican?
Beto is just a good man, looking to do good for his constituents. I hope he wins, would make me feel like good triumphs over evil after all.
I can't believe that triumph is still around, in dog years he's gotta be like 1 1/2 orrin hatches
Very nice.
im in my college library laughing at the lion of the senate part lmaaoo
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Wow, that last bit was so funny but scary too. Lion, lyin', lion, lyin'... And they didn't get it!
Spooky. It's like they are empty-headed drones. No capacity for independent thought.
Not surprising at all. Cruz, trump, and all republicans are counting on their supporters to be just plain ignorant. And, sadly, there are many people who are willing to comply.
In all fairness, you can hear a lady saying "lion sounds a lot like lying" at the end.
FIVEPANCAKES only one picked up on that tho as we know of course
Republican policies are very good. "FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!".
Anyone care to tell me why they hate Ted? Or is it just because he's a Republican?
MisterCovek How could you like any man who lap dogs for another man that has publicly dragged his and his wife’s name through the mud. He has no backbone. He’s as big of a creep as the master he serves.
@@MisterCovek a bought out politician who's maintained the status quo going up against a politician who has accepted zero pac money, lemme think about it...
@Jennifer Erickson @TexasBrown713 @Eric Wilsey
I hear ya.. But, all politicians do that shit. You can find dirt on anyone running for anything in America. Didn't Project Veritas reveal that Beto and his campaign money were illegally used to help illegals?
I'm not defending Cruz on those claim you mentioned, I'm willing to take your word on it since I'm not American and I don't really follow all the tiny details of your politics. Frankly I think I know more about your culture and politics than most Americans... Both left and right.
I agree with some of Cruz's points about policies and such, he's a constitutionalist, America is a constitutional Republic, so I trust he knows all the nuances of the constitution. And he's a lawyer if I remember correctly. But if your claims are indeed true about him saying the stuff about Christian terrorists and anti-abortion violence... Yeah, he should be made fun of.
Thanks for the replies. I was genuinely interested in why people hate him. It's a shame that most of the insults thrown at Ted are about his looks and not about his character or politics. Saying "Lying Ted" and "Lizard Ted" only makes the left look superficial and petty.
@@MisterCovekThat's a fair question, MisterCovek.
I don't hate Ted Cruz. My first glimpse of his character was when Ted righteously responded to trump's foul insults about Ted's wife and father. Imagine how you'd react if trump insulted your family privately or publicly. Cruz was PISSED, looked directly into the camera lens and told trump, (paraphrasing) "You mess with my wife, my kids, you sniveling coward. Leave my wife out of it."
He called trump a pathological liar, a serial philanderer, utterly immoral, a bully, and a narcissist. Respect for Cruz.
THEN, after trump received the Republican nomination, Cruz curried trump's approval, behaved impotently and was clearly intimidated by trump and his base. No respect for Cruz.
I could never vote for any candidate whom I don't respect, regardless of Party.
I respect certain Republicans: Jefferson, Lincoln, Ike, Howard Baker, Barry Goldwater, Everett Dirksen, William F. Buckley, George Schultz, Elliott Richardson, David Gergen, John McCain to name a few.
Beto ran one hell of a great campaign in a deeply red state, despite the loss, we haven't heard the last from him
SXI96 the fact that it was so close in such a red state is a big deal. He really won in that sense.
@@jacquiethielen Absolutely, especially with the gerrymandering and other voter suppression tactics, the Georgia and Florida races were the same, great campaigns, so competitive
SXI96 Exactly I was watching Gillam in Florida too. He was so close too.
SXI96 Beto O’Fake.
He proved that Red wont have a hold on Texas for much longer..and no I think we will here from him soon!!
In all the years I've seen "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog", I think this is the best thing EVER!!! Robert Smigel really has guts to wade into that crowd and do that. Good on ya! P.S: In terms of complete disclosure, I voted for Beto in the first week of early voting. Remember: "Don't boo. VOTE!"
George Briscoe
Then you must not have seen many clips of Smigel and Triumph, e.g. the Star Wars and Comiccon episodes.
I read that last part in Obama's voice
The burn at the end... Cruz set himself up for that! 😂😂
IN REAL LIFE CRUZ SET HIMSELF UP....!!!!!! LIKE HIS WHOLE LIFE WAS MADE, JUST, FOR, THAT, MOMENT!!!!
Confirms he us not a person who can think on the spot
Even then, that was an unbelievable put down by Triumph
Way way way more people than the Zodiac killer!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WAY MORE PEOPLE!
Way way WAY 😫😫😂
Way way way way.....way more people lmao
9:25 I can’t believe he had the balls to say that to Ted Cruz’s face!!!! Props to Ted for being able to take a joke!
Take a joke? More like too dimwitted to respond
Anyone who doesnt get snake oil salesman vibes from ted cruz needs a cat scan asap.
I watched it 3 times, the neuter joke was like a Mike Tyson knockout punch right to the jaw and Ted couldn't say anything.
Yup, that was a mic drop comment. And it hits home cause it's true. Trump insulted him, his wife, his father, and lords knows what else. Yet a couple of weeks later, he was out there stumping for him like nothing had happened. He was truy neutered, and spayed.
He couldn’t say anything except “DOH!”
Oh, Triumph... it's been to long since I've seen that dog. Never fails to make me laugh.
Triumph the dog. A true American hero.
"I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you."
The... the pain.
The....the Victory...Ted won 😂
Issa Vibe No man he lost. He will never run for president again and his days in the senate are counted. This is just the prelude of his fall
hahaha. he won. Facts don't care about your feelings ;)
Issa Vibe he’s still neutered tho lol. What a savage joke. Off the dome too.
It's over, it's all over. Triumph has officially won.
"I love the way you are anybody but Ted Cruz."
i've missed this dog so much!!
It is insanity to me that Ted Cruz is only one year older than Beto. He acts like someone twice his age!
Fear and loathing age a person.
The scientific process to hide the true face of Ted Cruz has gave him some side effects that are hard to keep hidden so that's why it looks older . Who knows when that lizard change his skin??
dead inside ?
And half his wit.
Kissing Trumps behind for over a year will do that to ya.
The dog needs his own late night show, this had me laughing start to finish 👏
Palestine Exists he did get his own show with that guy from 30 rock. Triump works well as shorts 30 mins of triumph is tough
lol at Ted for setting him self up for that last joke, what a zinger 😄.
The way “ LION TED” morphed into “ LY’IN TED” Was hilarious! And Smigel knew, he KNEW Those morons which shift into that pronunciation if he kept repeating it over and over and they did! Triumph planned it that way all along and the crowd fell right Into that chant Right along with him!
7:40 "Ted! Quick question! I have a pre-existing condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I look at you! Is that in the G.O.P. healthcare plan?"
LMAO
My girlfriend was watching that on her phone next to me in my car but we were hearing it through the car radio speakers on Bluetooth i had to pull over because we couldn't stop laughing when he said that 🤣🤣🤣
@@david26799 lol
i lol'ed on this one xD
Joseph Wolfson lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Love Triumph’s voting stickers...”I’m pretty sure I voted, Just light enough to vote”! 😂 😆🤣
That was funny...and how he was teaching them to be as White as possible
My God "Lion Ted." And ONE PERSON got it!
I really don't understand how no one else got it, when he said the first "lion of the senate" i thought ooooooohhhh this is gonna be goooood if some of them don't notice! But then they ALL chanted!?! Like wtf?? 😂
@@lemonielala3080 Ladies and gentlemen, Ted Cruz supporters
That spay and neuter joke was the funniest $hit I’ve heard in a long long time!!! You go dawg!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This dog spoke the real truth behind his sarcasim when he said these ''people are after you man'' and you got to behave more ''white'' aka play the game they play to stay ahead. Real words spoken big up Comic dog
"I'll help you behave more white." "How many Ed Sheeran numbers do you know?" "Who is Ed Sheeran?" "No, don't say that!" :D
just light enough to vote
They put a cowboy hat on Triumph the Insult Comic Dog....I'm DONE! hahahahahaha
LOL xP He was going undercover :p
He had to blend in
@@SmugSuspenders 🤣🤣🤣
@@hannapark3799 yes!😂😂
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Ooof! That spaying and neutering comment! I nearly spat out my tea all over the laptop when that one came around. That one was a true comedic... wait for it... Triumph!
Well... gotta give props to Cruz for making an actually smart and funny comment, it probably would've silenced a lot of people trying to be smart... but not Triumph! Smigel is a genius...
micglou yup. Credit to Cruz for a smart retort. Unfortunately, he was outclassed.
@@micglou Yeah you can't neglect that either, I mean if you compare to other republican politicians that was already miles better.
He took the time to talk to a comedian that will most likely destroy him but he went for it and got a witty joke in as well.
Well he did spill the tea
@Emmett Hardie I mean, being able to make a zinger doesn't mean you know how to lead or have adequate education about government, history, diplomacy etc.
Robert Smigel has a talent to adapt to the people he's talking to, and move so quickly with humor, it's born gift!;)
the democrat looks att the puppeteer
the republican looks at the puppet.....
Cestus Fr underrated tweet
Republicans ARE puppets.
I would look at the puppet just because of how funny it is
Haha except you're supposed to look at the puppet, it's the bit.
Kelly Jones not a puppet, not a puppet, you’re the puppet!
That "Spay and Neuter" joke, though.... 🤣🤣🤣
#BallsofSteel
holy f, that was brutal. my jaw dropped literally.
"Like Trump did to you!" NO PRISONERS! 🤣🤣🤣💀☠👻
@Jack Plank that's not a fact cause we don't know yet. And don't try and BS me, you can't predict the future and you never will.
Who knew Triumph would still be on tv 20 years later.
DId that damn Dog actually make People at a Cruz Rally chant "lying Ted Cruz" without anybody batting an eye? genius!
Beto strangely resembles Obama,the way he talks and even the way he looks.he looks like his twin white brother.
I noticed !!lol
yeah, and i am not a fan of that pretty boy, smooth politician. but he can not be worse than TED, and I like most of his platforms.
except Obama Won and Beto Lost 😂
yes!!!!
Lol haha true
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Thanks for Tame Impala.
Voted last week. Cheers, Ozzie.
Already voted Mate & it was a Blue ticket all the way!
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I was there when Beto was interviewed by Insult Comic Dog :) It was fun.
It seems like people forget the puppeteer is there and seriously talk to the dog, is that the case? And also, does Beto smell as good as I think he does? Grey Flannel cologne?
@@LakeErieMermaid1 yes there was a guy talking. I took video from my phone :) . I had a chance to talk with Beto and take pictures. Never cared to notice any smell though :)
@@snuwan Must have been great! Save those videos.
What did you get to see that they didn't air?
@@matthewmilad Well, I saw the person who played the Insult Comic Dog and few things they did not show in this show.
We're doing an adoption event at my local university campus today where you can only pet the litter of puppies if you have an "I Voted" sticker. So far the puppies are being named Liberty, Justice, and Triumph. I love my job.
Lion! Lion! Lyin’! Lyin’! 😂😂😂
Lyin' Ted Cruz!
You sound like a Trump voter.
He's a Lyin in the Senate. Err, I mean Lion. 😁
Sad!
LION.....LION.....LYIN!!! 😂
What makes this even funnier is that “Lion of the Senate” was Ted Kennedy’s nickname
Cruz was actually quite good natured speaking to Triumph. Good on him for playing along and not being a killjoy.
CatsMeowPaw i agree!
Honestly, yes. It was actually refreshing to see a candidate able to take a joke. Good on him for that.
"act like a normal human being, Ted.. Ok, just human... C'mon, we can do it, a few more days, and we'll get back to that sweet damp DC swamp... Oh, this Texas sun is killing, why do we had to go here?.. Oh, yeah, those are my constituents... "
@@kap79 He likely put on a face. Notice how the officer was trying to break up the interview. That's probably because Cruz whispered/motioned to one of his assistants to intervene so he himself wouldn't look bad by just walking away.
I hate ted cruz but i gotta give it up to him for not walking away, standing in the paint while being roasted.
Triumph is a savage!!! The neuter joke was cray!!! :)
Triumph is wearing a cowboy hat in Texas 😂
Texas- where an armadillo could win office as long as it wears a MAGA hat and carries a pistol
Incorrect, we have more liberals here than conservatives if the young people would just vote.
You WOULDN'T vote for that??
"Hmm, as long as it's pro-life, it's got my vote!" - Texas republicans
Maximus Chedawg If Ted beats Beto, it will only prove what you say to have been an absolute truth. Ted is one of the weakest, most unconvincing candidates I have ever beheld, whereas Beto is one of the strongest.
@@saud6543 no the fuck they dont.
Did anyone else realize that Lion of the Senate was actually the nickname of Democrat Ted Kennedy? So Triumph burned them twice.
I had no idea. That's fantastic.
Anyone who is anyone knew that
I love the double entrendes and hidden messages. Triumph wasn’t just throwing out mean low brow insults this time, everything had meaning and highly informed references.
Yup, but it's especially meant to embarrass the older generation, the ones around Ted, even if the audience/online audience won't quite get it.
Everyone with a library card knew it. Unfortunately, in America ....
That's brillant calling Ted "Lion".
Beto fought a good fight. I’m proud of him. That’s pretty damn close for a Dem in Texas. Ted won by default.
Yeah, it only costed him $70 million, not to mention the businesses in Texas that inappropriately displayed his campaign adds.
It was a 'close ' race with all the manipulations now imagine if we could know the true numbers!! I think he would have won by a landslide
@@giselabahena1526 what manipulations? Are you telling me that Democrats won the House but Russia just decided to single Texas out for voter manipulation this time? How dumb are people
@@voteZDLR Lets just say its the beginning of the end for Red Texas. What beto did was not only turn texas purple, he turned texas BROWN. AS IT SHOULD BE.
@@stalematesibling Well Texas has actually been threatening to go purple for a while now, so that much I not only don't deny but I agree with it. Wholeheartedly. I am from Louisiana therefore know many people from both Texas and Mississippi. I don't deny what he did was groundbreaking. All I am saying is that it's been a long time coming, there's more liberals in Texas than a lot of people assume and that was proven on Tuesday.
"Way way way way way wayy wayy wayyyyy wayyyyy more people" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
WAY MORE! 😁