Are you fucking kidding me Sten? I had to make the right choices, bring you a thousand gifts and chase your sword around Ferelden for hours to be called Kadan, and Shale just needs to be racist? Woow
i didnt even know about his sword and still got it just by doing world things. i couldnt reach where his sword was so i just gave up or forgot to come back later lol
These are hilarious!!!! I hadn't even heard all of these, especially the last one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those two actually became friends. And...I think I know where Shale went after Asunder...oh dear.
@@frederikklotzskov9673 she's non binary, she has no associatin with gender in this form, no memories of having to be a woman, and no memories of how being a woman is like mentally, they are just themself
I had never heard most of these but it's surprising how close friend they become. Shale calling Sten by his name and Sten calling Shale Kadan. They grow so close.
After playing this game many many times I just now realize I probably put them together like once. This is great, I had no idea they had this chemistry, it's like getting brand new content for this old beloved game.
Stoic Sten, by far my favorite character. Uncompromising Men are easy to admire. Even MORE in his favor, is that he directly speaks to things considered among the greatest BLASPHEMIES of the “new age.” Making it impossible for such a character to ever be written into a game, again.
I don't blame sten and shale for hating humans I do as well that's why I always play a different race in games life dwarf or halfling or a ghoul from fallout or a krogan from mass effect or argonian and yes elf and I will admit there are assholes in every species but for some reason they're even more in the human race so if anyone has an answer to why that is please leave it in the comments below I'd appreciate the input good or bad
In most fantasy fiction the humans are considered the ones who have the most birth rates out of any other races. Naturally this leads to them expanding the most, as they need more space and resources. So they have the most opportunity to conquer and control. There's also the fact that most non-human races are assigned to specific regions or themes, like dwarves to the mountains and elves to the forests.
The inner female dwarf wants to ride the bull
and sten called shale “kadan” *wink wink*😂😂😂
She was simping so hard for Sten 😁
Can we make that joke with hornless Qunari?
KC
HoF: *kills hordes of darkspawn, slays the archdemon, stops the civil war, saves the entire Thedas*
Sten: Weak.
Shale: Human bad.
Sten: Kadan.
Shale simping for Sten is the funniest thing I've seen today
Oghren noticing sten and shale flirting 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And i'm asking myself: Shale is a girl?
@@gerardopadillavillarreal6154 spoilers
Oghren: By the Paragons... What if they *breed?!*
@@gerardopadillavillarreal6154 yes og name shayle of house cadash
Are you fucking kidding me Sten? I had to make the right choices, bring you a thousand gifts and chase your sword around Ferelden for hours to be called Kadan, and Shale just needs to be racist? Woow
Duh sten is like the Chinese shale admires that
🤣🤣🤣
i didnt even know about his sword and still got it just by doing world things. i couldnt reach where his sword was so i just gave up or forgot to come back later lol
Alistair in the background of the first one-
00:47 and thus, Shale came up with the theory of evolution.
….Shale? Expressing interest in flesh? It’s more likely than you think.
Holy hell I never heard that last one! Sten x Shale ........ hahaha
Genius move putting it in the victory ceremony as well given its context
2:24
Sten and shale talking about how humans are so squishy and week
Alistair: *turns head* excuse me?
Sten and Shale is the weirdest hidden romance I never knew I wanted, and yet it is still a better love story than Twilight or Shades of Grey!
not a high bar to pass...
Great...now I ship them....
These are so well made, for a moment there I thought this was a genuine cutscene from the game that I've somehow forgotten.
D… did Sten just call Shale Kadan?
Friend
@@dranzerjetli5126 I know lol
A work of art, right there~
🎵I can ship this... I can ship that...🎵
Fun fact, in almost all Scandinavian countries "Sten" means "Rock".
And not only Scandinavian, stena (стена) in Serbian also means rock, as well as other Slavic languages.
"Stone" would be the more accurate word. As they share the same origin.
@@golem4617 Stone and Rock is kinda the same thing when translated.
@@warhammerguy They are, but the word "stone" and "sten" stems directly from the same origin and the other word does not.
These are hilarious!!!! I hadn't even heard all of these, especially the last one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those two actually became friends. And...I think I know where Shale went after Asunder...oh dear.
Shale and Sten: bonding over their shared distaste and low opinion of humans
Alistair, Wynne, Leliana, Morrigan, Human!HoF: ._.
Two of my favorite DAO characters ❤ amazing work i love how natural they look
Damn, I've never heard any of that in all my playthroughs.
now that I have played DAI, I know what kadan means.
These are good. Are you gonna do Loghain?
Yep :)
I love this bromance
Who's gunna break the news to this dude? Ya know, about the concept of a bromance existing between these two?
@@iona2225 that depends on if you still think of shale as a woman or if she has transcende the concept of gender after becoming a golem?
@@frederikklotzskov9673 she's non binary, she has no associatin with gender in this form, no memories of having to be a woman, and no memories of how being a woman is like mentally, they are just themself
@@frederikklotzskov9673 Considering that last line about his muscles, might be more of a romance lmao
@@frederikklotzskov9673 It honestly seems that Shale identifies as a woman after remembering the dwarf she used to be.
I had never heard most of these but it's surprising how close friend they become. Shale calling Sten by his name and Sten calling Shale Kadan. They grow so close.
DA: Origins dialog: *this video*
DA: Failguard: "you must do 10 pushups every time you misgender someone"
I never knew I would ever ship this, but here we are
Ali in the backgrounds lol
Thank you for posting this man. I love DA series. Hope they dont flip the next one
This aged bad.
Now it takes me back with my Dwarven Inquisitor romancing Bull... (dirty laugh)
That last convo: “Oh, they F***IN’!”
What mod is used to make the warden look like that?
Alistair stepping in at the start is an amazing touch 😅😅😅
I love how whenever they start talking about humans being weak they just look over at Alistair just sitting there offended.
How do you get the banter to play in cut scenes like this??
They created the cinematics so that the audio would have a visually interesting component
Sick burns^^
I used to think Sten to be wise.
After meeting more Qunari in later games, it turns out he is just brainwashed by ignorant people...
o god that last scene lol
Hey Bioware. You should check this game out. You could learn a thing or two.
After playing this game many many times I just now realize I probably put them together like once.
This is great, I had no idea they had this chemistry, it's like getting brand new content for this old beloved game.
kadan
best romance ever
How do you get these cutscenes?
how do you even trigger the dialogs as cutscenes?
Why didn't I get these
they made out
Stoic Sten, by far my favorite character. Uncompromising Men are easy to admire. Even MORE in his favor, is that he directly speaks to things considered among the greatest BLASPHEMIES of the “new age.” Making it impossible for such a character to ever be written into a game, again.
He likes the hero of ferelden and is a arishok now
☺️😆
I don't blame sten and shale for hating humans I do as well that's why I always play a different race in games life dwarf or halfling or a ghoul from fallout or a krogan from mass effect or argonian and yes elf and I will admit there are assholes in every species but for some reason they're even more in the human race so if anyone has an answer to why that is please leave it in the comments below I'd appreciate the input good or bad
Say no more, you sided with elves. Get in the van, you’ll be burned in the morning.
Elves in Elder Scrolls lore are no better than humans, some could say that they are far worse.
They are worst @@mikadofxx9030
In most fantasy fiction the humans are considered the ones who have the most birth rates out of any other races. Naturally this leads to them expanding the most, as they need more space and resources. So they have the most opportunity to conquer and control. There's also the fact that most non-human races are assigned to specific regions or themes, like dwarves to the mountains and elves to the forests.
How is a rocks teeth's so white.