Dragon Age Inquisition - Jerk Inquisitor
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2016
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decided to replay inquisition as a power hungry tyrant....SOLAS GREATLY DISAPPROVES 
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him being a dwarf makes it so much funnier. This tyranical, angry, manlet ruining everyones day, bravo
Man Kev OH LORD, ITS INQUISITOR FARQUAD!
Man Kev using your body as a RUclips profile picture... You're a tool
just how is he a tool? lol
if you work hard enough so that you look better than everybody, show it off
@Heart Fire thank you :D
Heart Fire Look better than everyone? There's a reason why he's not showing his face lmao
Jerk Inquisitor is singlehandedly giving Solas the motivation he needs to go through with DA4. lmao
Solas will probably blow up the world just to kill this guy.
@@snappycenter7863 excatly! I not finished the 3. (I am after wicked quest) but still i am with very goodship with solas even the inqu. Show the best side of humanity
Well i hope there is will be a good cliffhanger or ending /reason about this because in writer side it is very good (i mean the characters is more complex there is no always Pure hero and Pure evil)
Also maybe it is just mean it is the canon inquisitor 😂😂😅
@@gipsymelody1268 Xd the inquisitor is something else
Now imagine what Solas would think if he saw "Hero" of Feralden that slaughters the dalish with the warewolves, lets entire Redcliffe village die because there are more pressing matters, agrees that all mages need to be killed in order to bring peace to the circle while siding with Branka and taking away souls from Dwarfs.
Blackwall: "Inquisitor?"
*Inquisitor runs away with his short stubby legs*
Black:wall: "And.... There he goes."
Best part.
Wait... Where? XD
@@BrawlerDonna the very last clip 🤣
It was pretty funny!
@@PlanetLovingMom Oh! Thank you so much! ♥️ XD
I love when Blackwall does that~ Another reason to just run of the conversation instead of finishing it properly :')
Off into the sunset, bound to ruin more people's day. XD
The true hero is the person who picked every asshole dialogue option in the game so that I wouldn’t have to. Pouring one out for you bud
Honestly, this is how I would play the game on my first start.
Being an asshole in games is more fun than being the good guy, no restraints.
You can take the dwarf out of the carta, but you can't take the carta out of the dwarf.
-Thug- Carta Life
He didn't choose the carta life.
Hahaha
Carta 4 Life
Grand Theft Carta.
"How does it feel to have the power of an ancient elven goddess flowing through you?" - "I don't feel any different."
He's such a troll I'm crying
I KNOW
*being me feels great, like pulling on a warm pair of stockings*
I SNORTED, THIS SCENE KILLED ME THE MOST
Didn't watch the whole video, scrolled down and read this comment, literally in tears laughing for 2 mins straight.
I Died!
Jerk Inquisitor and Jerk Shepard need to have a conversation. It would be legendary.
gsimon123 universe EXE. Has stopped working
Yes.
gsimon123
shepard: ...
inquisitor: ...
shepard: fuck you
inquisitor: fuck you too
No! The fabric of space and time can’t take such... such.... power
@@noble5856 I'm pretty much they would go along just well
Inquisitor: I'm surrounded by stupid assholes
Shepard: I'm the only one around you
Inquisitor: What i said
Shepard: You prick... i'm might use that one again tho
Inquisitor: Be my guest, the level isn't really high even in space huh?
Shepard: Coming from a dwarf...
Inquisitor: I can punch you in the jewels you know that?
Shepard: Don't bother, they are iron-solid *we'll bang okay? flashback* ("if he knew, i was pretty crazy back in the day")
Inquisitor: *Hit him anyway*
Inquisitor: Shit that hurt, last time i hit a stick it was not that hard, what did you do?
Shepard: Punched that journalist before coming, it's my morning routine, you should try it, but whose stick did you punch tho?
Inquisitor: Solas
Shepard: That bald elf? Hitting the balls is a low blow, i like it
Inquisitor: No i didn't, Solas IS the stick
Shepard: ...
Inquisitor...
Shepard/Inquisitor: *Laugh in Cruelty*
Shepard: well i still have this weird child and his army of spatial robot to kill, i'll have to go bro
Inquisitor: Don't tell me about it, the Inquisition will not spread by itself
*Walking away with explosion behind because Rules of Cool*
“The inquisition will be a force to rival any in Thedas. In my Name”
Everyone disapproves
2:53 is where he says it btw
Watching the whole list of disapprovals is so hilarious.
This inquisitor is hilarious, I'm sure even the demon of envy is like. "damn this guy is more evil than me"
@@abilawaandamari8366Evil HoF : Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
*Everyone GREATLY disapproves XD
I do wonder if there is a single person that even slightly approves, the list didn't stop rolling, before it ended
"You stabbed him! In his own shop"
Vivienne slightly approves
"I did."
😂
How do you trigger that interaction?
Brennen Myers I read it happens during Dorian’s romance
Brennen Myers one of Dorian’s personal quests. once you have enough friendship there’s a messenger who says Dorian was arguing with a merchant over an amulet. go to val royeaux (?) and go to talk to the merchant. not quite sure what you do to stab stab bc my inquis is too nice but like ,, p sure that’s the way u do it
the funniest part is seeing all the "___ disapproves" after everything he says
The "___ slightly approves" are nice funny surprises in-between also
Yes lmao
@@ma1ist 90% of the times is Sera, classic.
2:54 😁
@@ma1ist absolutely, the approvals are actually the most entertaining :D
kills random shopkeeper in cold blood
*Vivienne slightly approves*
vivienne suffers no fools. she was ready to kill someone for insulting you at her party.
Leo O'Connor further evidence vividness is just an asshole
Didn't Vivienne set up the marquis to confront you? In the ball where you met her, I mean.
@@farisanwari777 Where did you see that?
@@fizzlock I don't know about her setting anything up (though o don't doubt it) but she does kill someone at her own party in front of lots of people and no one says anything
The Inquisitor really is the glue holding this motley crew together, and it never becomes clearer than when you're actively not doing that.
Yeah the only reason anyone stayed around that asshole was the hand. Without it, he would have been killed already.
"Watch that this enthusiasm of yours doesn't get you killed."
"I wouldn't be the first to die in your service".
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Fr that was savage
ruclips.net/video/89PKBpGm4bQ/видео.html
- I'll pay you back, your worship, I promise!
- Right...and who are you again?
I DIED LAUGHING
xDDDDD
Damn, man
Omg i was watching perfect timing
Poor Sutherland
I admit I used this answer while playing Ellana Lavellan, I was like: ,,Jeez, do I have to know every single human here?'' lol....
Guess he has a "short fuse". He really likes to "cut" to the chase. His ruthlessness can go to great "heights". He has a talent for "sizing up" his enemies. But he's not exactly someone to "look up to". Sometimes he can be a "little short" sighted.
*Groan*.
(Disgusted Noise)
I hate you
His hatred *dwarfs* his other feelings.
Lmfao
He needs to be a recurring character on Game of Thrones lol.
lol that would be awesome
OroborusFMA Phuccboi Dwarf
He already was. You remember what happened to Joffrey. 😂
he must replace Tyrone Lanester,!
OroborusFMA He takes the Iron Throne, spoiler
The last one. xD
"Inquisitor."
*runs away*
"..And...there he goes..."
And...there he goes.
That was way too perfect XD
I literally spat out my fking water
I want him as a companion.
Hopefully in dragon age 4 they'll put a romancable dwarf in it.
I want him as a companion just so I can kill him. What an insufferable character this jerk inquisitor is lmao
You can romance gays, lesbians, bisexuals ,qunaries ...but no dwarfs in any of the dragon age games ... Why are not SJW mad about this one ? :D
Jožko Predkožka
Oh trust me, we are.
Me too I want a companion who is just the biggest asshole, with no redeeming qualities. No joke...It will make me feel better about myself.
they say shorter people are meaner because they're closer to hell
And being a dwarf... make it double!
Then how about Varric?
Lmao
People say a lot of dumb shit.
@@Fragenzeichenplatte that was a joke.....
Damn calling Sera out on how she profits from being a Red Jenny instead of doing it for the "greater good" felt very satisfying
true, still 100%better than the rich tits that don't actually do anything about it whilst still filling up their pockets.
Sera would have been my fav character if she had a meaningful arc and learned something, but nope, she just sticks to her attitudes and prejudice like the moron she is. It's particularly frustrating if you're playing as an elf. I guess it makes the world more believable to have a character who's just too dumb to change.
@@eln5343 I have lost so many friends because of this. They were always in a predicament as most people are, I pointed their failures and shortcomings and where they needed to improve, all constructive criticism without any ego behind it. They always would look at me as if I were a demon, and the relationsgip would fizzle out, not returning phone calls, not wanting to hang out, etc. Eventually I would learn that people just love wallowing in misery and general weakness and that thise people are just lower tier than others. The worst offenders are the first ones to say they can "take" the criticism.
@@swordshield3321 You are better off without them. They were not really your friends.
@@swordshield3321 If everyone left you then maybe it's you who is the asshole who wallows in misery and weakness. No one can stand a person who constantly complains.
Have you ever looked at yourself? Have you taken their criticism? Clearly not. It's all their fault and you have done nothing wrong. To you, they are just too stupid to see your genius.
I like how the duel went. Both guys get rejected and are like "Bro wanna continue playing?" "Oh hell yeah bro I gonna beat you!" "haha as if!"
I fucking love that guy.
@@blakechandler167 and who is he?
Duels were duels tp the death. Otranto was dead by the end of the duel
.........I ship it :P
@@EnclaveColonel he dies on the funny, very proud of he
There's something about the way Solas whirls around after being punched that just makes me lose it every fucking time I watch it. He just looks so dramatic.
It's like if you hit your sibling and they give you a look as if to say "I'm telling mom!"
@@nicoleclee7718
So true.
Reminds me of that game of thrones scene where Tyrion slaps Joffrey in season 1.
@@lifedevice which one? Lol
It's very Mexican telenovela lol
"You stabbed him! In his own shop!"
"Yes I did."
why am I laughing so hard at this
I'm absolutely fuckcing losing it over his deadpan remarks
The image of a dwarf dancing with the duchess had me in stitches hahaha.
I didn't even catch that. That's glorious!.
Yeah it was like a kid dancing whit is mom
And then he serves her swift justice
You mean dancing in her cleavage? My god, I lost my shit when I realized that 😂😂
"You deliberately sabotaged my formula. Why?"
"You're manipulative and shallow, and I wanted you to fail."
Dayum. There is such a thing as being Too honest XD
I always liked Vivienne. I mean I never used her but I liked her sensible attitude, and her mannerisms were funny.
he said exactly what I felt. Wish there was a renegade interrupt to kill Vivienne off by pushing her off the balcony
@@Not-an-Alien right lol NEVER used her but she was the bae i wish i coulda romanced
Not when it comes to Vivienne, no. Everything to make her more miserable is a worthy goal.
@@DraculaCronqvist which is why there HAS TO b an option to kill off the snobby black bowling ball and annoying elven chav in DA4
I feel like this inquisitor loves tormenting Blackwall because he’s jealous of his beard.
16:56
*Blackwall:* "Inquisitor?"
*RUNS*
"And... there he goes..."
*LITTLE LEGS RACING AGAINST THE WIND, PUSH FORWARD ANGRY MIDGET TYRANT*
I'M CRYING
"MONTHS? YOU DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME SOONER?"
"Has it mattered?"
"I dont know"
Florianne: "You are a curiosity to many, Inquisitor... and a matter of concern to some."
Inquisitor (motorboating the duchess): "blbllblblblblblblblbl"
Jason I laughed harder at this comment than anything else in this section. Congrats! LMAO
AYY LMAOO
You deserve more likes good ser
Commenting this in the hopes it will be bumped up higher in the comments 😂😂😂
@AlreadyWon it's a joke, dipshit. Take that stick outta your ass
In the end, he pissed EVERYONE off against him and he fought Corypheus all alone. But not even the ancient magistrate tolerated his rudeness, therefore he left, too, and the world was saved by him being a prick.
3:52
-Am I speaking too quickly for you?
-I was waiting for you to say something worth listening to.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mage: "Then may the Dread Wolf take you, fool."
**Camera turns to Solas**
I died. XD
Same!
SPOILERS
😂
@@cokelane5720 hahahaha
Also the fact that he turn away makes it much more hilarious
I tried playing the asshole Inquisitior, but it physically hurts me to try and pick any of those options
Same. I've played the game three times and I can't do it. Unless it's Solas. That fade-humper can go fuck his staff
Have you played Trespasser DLC? You can really snark the shit out of Solas at one point in that.
" That fade-humper can go fuck his staff"
You, sir, win the internet. Bravo.
Exactly...I'M WEAK!!!! Just watching this hurts...Dx
As funny as it is to watch this I know that I'd never be able to play like this in any game. I simply can't help but answer like I would in real life. This means that I would be willing to please people and listen to their problems as long as it doesn't make me a pushover or threaten my goals. I can accept the reasoning of this inquisitor because his methods do get results but alienating yourself from those trying to help you will backfire when it really matters. History says that guys like this eventually get stabbed in the back no matter how good they were at their jobs.
You know you’re doing a good job of the villain route when nearly everything you do causes “Varric/Cole Disapproves” to appear
16:38
"Two bros dueling after a break up five feet apart cause they are not gay"
Best comment here
"Forgive me. I doubt you came here for a lecture."
"I hadn't planned on it, no."
Poor Cully Wully
Got em
Being mean to Cullen of all people is something I’m incapable of
Unless it’s Origins or DA2 Cullen. Him I can be sorta mean to
"You're manipulative and shallow, and I wanted you to fail." LMFAO she's trying to save her dying boyfriend.
She deserves it
that was the least Viv deserves, I wanted to tie her up and go hire some Ramsey Bolton type character to go to town on her. Both Vivienne and Arl Howe are just as evil as each other.
Vivian is a stuck up bitch
Not gonna lie I almost felt bad... But then reality set in how she was an arrogant bitch.
1. She wanted the circles restored without a bar for her fellow mages to receive fair treatment. She could have set a standard. (Circles were beneficial, but didnt have rightsfor mages.)
2. Her experience in the circle was good and she lived in a mansion. She just simply assumed everyone should have her mindset.
3. She was the First Enchanter aka the first mage to get a seat and become respected and still wanted power. She was basically a queen/dictator when it came to mages. She didnt use her political background to really benefit anyone but herself. 🤔🤔
Don't get me wrong I loved her attitude and her poise, but she had some fucked up morals.
@Lucas Dias NANI!!!! I have never had a run where I put her as divine!!! I always chose Leliana?? SOOOOOO she actually does a great job as divine and her only negative feedback is her demeanor and poise? I always loved her mannerisms and flair but heavily criticized her position and morals. Thats actuallt refreshing to hear. Also I know she wasnt "In control of all the mages." She is just an important figurehead etc.
0:40 He was so polite and posh in saying "Forgive me, I doubt you came here for a lecture." And all he got was, "I hadn't planned on it, no."
Why is that so funny to me? I have tears in my eyes from laughing at that.
Getting Dorian to say "My, someone is full of themselves, aren't they?" Should be considered an achievement.
"You stabbed him.. in his own shop?!"
"I did"
LOL... Your Inquisitor is a total jerk :D
Where and when does this happen?
@andrew bauer You have to romance Dorian to get that quest.
Ahh ok thanks!
Beware of dwarves. I wish Elgar'nan was still alive to push them back to their hideous blighted caves. Let them have their own feuds based from their caste.
THIS! ROFLMAO
I love how the attitude of the npcs changes according to how you treat them. beautiful game really.
It doesn't change at all.
Zelda, right? Their dialogue does, but no real impact on the game.
Dystopia Music Leave it, they're DA:O fanboys, they won't be swayed.
My only issue with this game and the series as a whole is ive never been a fan of its combat. Outside of that, gotta love shit like this
@Kleptonic She doesn't leave. She finds herself in the bottom of a bottle.
Dorian: you stabbed him in his own shop!
**Vivienne approves**
2:53
EVERYONE disapproves. No Excepetion.
Meanwhile a mean old dwarf talks about how amazingly badass this millitary is going to be, all in his name.
"You're manipulative and shallow and I wanted you to fail."
Roflmao!!! 💀😂💀😂💀
[NQZATR] o
I did too
Something about this makes me think this is what would happen if Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec became Inquisitor.
Alex LoCurto me too
Cassandra: "You said you don't believe you're the Herald of Andraste...does that mean you do not believe in the Maker?"
Inquisitor Swanson: "I'm a practicing None-of-your-*******-business."
this is my favorite comment
Top comment, I'm dying laughing get help XD
Oh my god I'm crying! Best comment ever and so true 😂
"blackwall is gone"
"TRACK HIM DOWN!" 😂😂😂
Glad we picked the right guy to be Inquisitor.
Who's idea was it again?
Leliana and Cassandra, because they didn't want to claim responsibility (Cassandra is technically the leader of the Inquisition, being Justinia's Right Hand) when they should have once things go south so they have a scapegoat for that. I wouldn't blame an Inquisitor being a jackass for that.
"...and i wanted you to fail" lord jesus, help Vivian retrieve her pride!
The burn was far too intrusive. It may never heal. LOL
+L Faraone If she ever had feelings, he definitely snatched them away... along with her edges.
PoofySpoofy Hey, that was important for her, wasn't it?
Maybe she should have explained her case instead of having us assume...
I would do the same to vivienne. Deserves It
This Dwarf.I like him.
EarFarce4 Thor proceeds to pick up said dwarf and chuck him through the air🤣
@@gicicco567Iron Man catches him and both proceed to flip off Thor.
11:24
That's almost the exact picture of the bearded chad-meme: "Yes"
"Jerk inquisiter" is just "what we all think while playing this game" inquisiter lol.
Hitting Solas never gets old
*Greatly Disapproves*
Yeah, and he later chopes off your hand
+Олег Егоров i think thats star wars
Whaaaat? Does he betray you?
Hope Basden spoiler alert
I like when he's doing a speech at 2:54 and there's a wall of "X Greatly disapproves", I burst out laughing. I like him a lot, I wish he was a companion
the inquisition will be a force to rival any other and *rule in my name* >:)))
lmfao
What is there to like? He's an asshole who doesn't give a fuck about anyone.
*[Everyone Disliked That]*
If Morrigan was a companion like in Origins:
"Morrigan slighty disapproves."
Of course he had to be a dwarf
“Do you know what I did?”
“I wasn’t there, how should I know?”
I’ve always wanted to say that to people.
Normal, well-adjusted people just say "no, I don't know" or "what happened".
You do realize that people can know about an event without being there, right?
@@Fragenzeichenplatte What? XD
@@gzapray7203 Huh? XD
This was way more entertaining than it should have been xD
ikr? I saw this and was like, meh why not? Seeing a douchey angry dwarf inquisitor was just too entertaining to stop XD
Exactly lol
"Then may the Dread Wolf take you, fool."
*pans camera towards Solas*
The next scene: punches Solas in the face.
I love him being confused at Cullen winning the game he cheated in
Being mean to Solas isn't just a hobby. It's a way of life.
"So you're telling me this because?...." LMAO
I... I kind of love him.
I’ve watched this twice now and I can’t stop laughing. This is the companion we all need in DA4
4:53
Inquisitor: "Do you care about anything in the world beyond the fade?"
Solas: ah
Inquisitor: AH
That "Ah". This is killing me OMG hahaha
"You walked into the fade, lived to tell the tale and you're fine?" "Yes" fucking god I'm laughing so hard
Chillkrokette that had to be the funniest 😂
"Wisdom spirit my ass!" Man I love the Assquisitor :D
Borbála Czinkos ..."Assquisitor"?.... You won everything.
"The inquisition will be a force to rival any in Thedas, in my name."
Solas Greatly Disapproves
Cassandra Greatly Disapproves
Blackwall Greatly Disapproves
Sera Greatly Disapproves
hahahahaha
I’m late to the party, but this video has convinced me to replay inquisition... with a jerk dwarf inquisitor.
Me also.
Solas: " every great war has its heroes , im just curious what kind u will be "
inquisitor: " the kind who wins "
im lost lol
Yes, you are.
So much hate inside such a tiny body. Napoleon the 2nd?
haha i said the same thing! i think he has napoleon complex XD
Common mistake! Napoleon wasn't short! He was 5'7 which is considered average height especially back in the 18th century. Also the british propaganda machine made him look intentionally smaller.
Archangel i know.
Sam Lucas you obviously didn't
Archangel so my history teacher who i had an argument with was wrong?
"The inquisition will be a force to rival any in thedas, in my name"
*everyone greatly disapproves*
The moment he say Solas “If you have a problem tell me, I don’t have time for your feelings” crackled me 😂
"are you alright?"
"yes i'm fine"
"you walked into the fade, lived to tell the tale, and youre fine?"
"yes"
"well bravo"
Im losing my shit here 11:21
Oh god when he hit Solas, I died. XD
I love his *gasp* face when you punch him. lol
"You're my bitch now, elf-boy."
*IKR* LMFAOOO
And then... the dlc lol
“ apparently I didn’t think this through.” This will be the only time the jerk inquisitor says his judgment is wrong
Every day i become more like him
The actor voice from the dwarf is amazing.
By far the best in the game.
Its the same as the human male? lol
Wigiloco zambi Default voice for the human and Elf Inquisitor is the British voice, default one for Dwarf and Qunari is this one
American male (need to check his name) and British female (Alix Wilton-Reagan) are the absolute best for each gender.
@@amberhernandez Jon Curry is his name, believe it or not he also provided the voice of Zevran in Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age II.
"And there he goes" is epic😂😂😂
3:47 the way it just goes right over her head tho 😂
Elf gang till I die but being an asshole as a Dwarf makes it 100x funnier.
When the dwarf is dancing with that woman Lmao looks so awkward
he's looking straight into her "soul"
Pretty much anything with a dwarf is hilarious.
Awww, so cute that Mr Jerk is apparently very much taken with Josephine! That pout after the duel, hilarious :D
And it was so brilliant. Bravo
The best part of this video
Working in customer service, this is basically my internal monologue daily.
" you are manipulative and shallow and I wanted wanted you to fail." Omg what a roast 😂
Vivienne: You deliberately sabotaged my formula... Why?
Inquisitor: Because you're manipulative and shallow... and I wanted you to fail...
You know, he does kinda have a point. Still, I like having Vivienne around because Knight Enchanters are so OP.
Acting in a manipulative way is not the best way to point out the problem of being manipulative.
If he wants her to fail then why does he want her around? Why should she stay?
HES SO FKING SHORT IN THE DANCING SCENE I DIED
Feel like he'd get along with Sten.
Yes probably since Sten and morrigan seem to like your dialogue and the original game if you're a jerk at the time and go around killing people.
@@christyshultz6443 Yes i remember when i punched the mother and killed the boy, Sten went to pay respects to me later.
*soldier punches church lady and knocks her to the ground*
"I was just about to do that myself!" XD XD XD
That's one sexy dwarf
I only choose the jerk option if the person who is being directed towards deserves it. Other than that, it's impossible for me to choose the jerk option towards my companions and advisors. Even if it is a video game, I'm still a cowardly/kind person.
Omg the last one! X-D
Same 😅
@@sneakybastard3556 Why is this coming from someone called "sneakybastard"? 😂
You're not a coward if you say something to someone who truly deserves it. That's me whether irl or in video game, don't give a damn about the approval system.
Blatantly direct! Reminds me of the bar tender in Skyhold LOLOLOL
I humbly wish for a companion exactly like this in dragon age 4
"You're manipulative and shallow and I wanted you to fail". Have to use that on someone! :D
this games feels much bigger when playing as a dwarf
"and do you know what I did?"
"How should I know I wasn't there"
this one broke me
That last part cracks me up XD
HAVE AT YOU! 😂
Apparently carta life is this worlds version of thug life.
'Let's put him in that thing... What do they call it? A gibbet or something? Chief Movran... You will placed in a Gibbet to serve as an example to... Someone, then probably released.' XD, best sentence I've ever heard in a courtroom.
billy Siravo jr oh lordy "community service" followed by a war table mission :)
Vegetarian Soylent-Green I did that on my first playthrough. lol I didn't realize it was a bad thing on until my followers disapproved
@@kjen20 "I also sentence the Box, an End table for orphans."
If you're not the archer, you're the target
Sara: *0_o*
Sera not sara.
I imagine this is what you'd get if the Envy Demon won.
With Inquisitor like this, who needs Demons?