Dragon age: Inquistion - Funny Moments Part 2

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    more funny inquisition moments.

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  • @isabellagb256
    @isabellagb256 6 лет назад +1608

    "Take this gift. In the absence of light, shadows thrive"
    (dissolves into thin air)
    Bull: *ThE FuCK???*

    • @CassieJadeCelosia
      @CassieJadeCelosia 3 года назад +64

      I took Solas and Iron Bull and thanks to Solas never heard that awesome line.
      Needless to say I was upset.

    • @DCInSomnia
      @DCInSomnia 3 года назад +31

      This lane made my laugh so hard, i dont know why

    • @MrVidman14
      @MrVidman14 3 года назад +32

      @@DCInSomnia it’s probably the timing and delivery combined with Bulls voice

    • @Crunkles1119
      @Crunkles1119 2 года назад +6

      I laugh every time

    • @justsomebread8646
      @justsomebread8646 2 года назад +1

      I tried finding this again xD Time stamp?

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 7 лет назад +3702

    I like dragon age, it sort of allows you to pretend you can have friends or/and family. its good to pretend.

    • @heathercastle3858
      @heathercastle3858 5 лет назад +353

      I’m your friend now, go eat food and take a nap you make me worry

    • @Enraged_Sandal
      @Enraged_Sandal 5 лет назад +144

      I know it's a year old comment, but I feel you man.

    • @sporkinstien6571
      @sporkinstien6571 5 лет назад +58

      Dude one of the naruto fighting games is like that. After you beat it you can send messages to characters from the show and they send some to you.

    • @LaDivinaLover
      @LaDivinaLover 5 лет назад +26

      I FEEEEEELLL THIS SO HARD!!! 😭

    • @funnyferret6064
      @funnyferret6064 5 лет назад +71

      Also let’s you pretend you have romance!

  • @namelessqueen2949
    @namelessqueen2949 7 лет назад +3168

    "Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Dorian!"
    Damn it, cracks me every time 😂😂😂

    • @eccoeco3454
      @eccoeco3454 5 лет назад +23

      I love It 😂

    • @thatcitrusfriend6234
      @thatcitrusfriend6234 5 лет назад +112

      And that's why we ALWAYS bring Dorian!

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 года назад +75

      Dorian is by far one of my top 3 favorite companions.

    • @AgosBuffy
      @AgosBuffy 4 года назад +10

      I love Dorian so much...

    • @_idkmaxxy759
      @_idkmaxxy759 4 года назад +14

      I saw this line and making him a winter mage because of it... no regrets

  • @jeidyn9786
    @jeidyn9786 7 лет назад +3306

    Blackwall: Hey Cole, say something interesting
    Cole: Something interesting
    Blackwall: Yes I deserved that one

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +62

      Joshyjay Suan Cole always was very literal.

    • @zevraluna1899
      @zevraluna1899 5 лет назад +46

      Reverse dad card.

    • @TKGaming7750
      @TKGaming7750 4 года назад +33

      @@fragrantwinter8233 Cole was both spooky and funny. And smart, too, with what he does at Skyhold to help everyone, what with the mints and cheese and cobawebs

    • @aslightidiot
      @aslightidiot 3 года назад +10

      @@TKGaming7750 noo, I'm not a wooden duck

  • @Victuris
    @Victuris 5 лет назад +1253

    "You could have been called the Iron Dragon"
    **Existential crysis from Bull**

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 4 года назад +31

      I dunno. I'm not seeing the appeal of naming yourself after a mediocre Cedar Point roller coaster.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 3 года назад +19

      @@okami_eddy You would be called Dragon. Being called Dragon in a fantasy setting is big.

    • @aukima771
      @aukima771 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nice detail that Cole calls him "the iron bull". He likes the The

  • @helloyesiammillie
    @helloyesiammillie 5 лет назад +1065

    The clever, wise, and Fade-delving Solas:
    "Ass."

    • @Vale-fd4pk
      @Vale-fd4pk 4 года назад +68

      I mean in retrospective those discussions became even more hilarious.

    • @SchwarzerRacheengel5
      @SchwarzerRacheengel5 3 года назад +33

      @@Vale-fd4pk yes, right? When you Play trespasser and then meet Solas, who appears as high and mighty dread Wolf... And then you remember such conversations. How can you take him seriously?? 😂😂

    • @damienmitchell3104
      @damienmitchell3104 Год назад +19

      it humanized him. that he is as he has even said not better than anyone else

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 9 месяцев назад +3

      NOW WHO'S TWELVE??

  • @goodisgood153
    @goodisgood153 7 лет назад +1873

    I love how the iron bull is setting up Cole to get laid only for him to fix the deepest hurt of that girl lol

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +140

      goodisgood153 *shrugs* It’s just what Cole does.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +88

      He does get with the Bard in the Dlc depending on your choices

    • @lonewarden8641
      @lonewarden8641 4 года назад +5

      A ridiculously gay guy don’t they have a kid Canonically?

    • @sarahjackson5818
      @sarahjackson5818 4 года назад +15

      Does anyone think Cole is Castiel and The Iron Bull being Dean from supernatural? Like when Dean takes Castiel to see a prostitution’s home?

    • @luckypunfire6263
      @luckypunfire6263 4 года назад +14

      That is *exactly* what I was thinking that situation reminded me of!

  • @leigh1054
    @leigh1054 7 лет назад +2254

    Cole: You knife is big
    Blackwall: (laughs) Its a sword...
    Cole: yours is bigger than mine
    Blackwall: And now you've made it awkward...

    • @MzGeisha
      @MzGeisha 6 лет назад +51

      That Was my Favorite One LMAO!

    • @ZlyLudekPL
      @ZlyLudekPL 3 года назад +18

      Im a few years late but that muffled laughter makes me lose my shit

    • @michaelsuiter6426
      @michaelsuiter6426 3 года назад +2

      This is the best line in the game

    • @Starchaser38
      @Starchaser38 2 года назад +14

      I'm still a little sad that a two-handed warrior Inquisitor won't say "Mine's bigger" in the end :D

    • @daztora
      @daztora Год назад

      I almost feel that snicker was done by the VA during the session and they just left it in, at least I hope that's the case.

  • @serballista
    @serballista 6 лет назад +888

    the fuck?
    ~Iron 🅱oi

  • @msmarie4734
    @msmarie4734 7 лет назад +1360

    "I always have trouble finding virgins. Oh wait, there's one." LMAO COLE

  • @Goldendroid
    @Goldendroid 8 лет назад +2171

    I don't know about most people here but I was very engrossed by the chess match between Solas and Bull

    • @MrAllofyourbase
      @MrAllofyourbase 8 лет назад +159

      I was kinda on the edge of my seat for the whole thing the whole way through the video.
      Probably - almost certainly - intentional on the part of the uploader, honestly.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 8 лет назад +221

      The game they play is called "The Immortal Game". It is one of the most famous chess games in history.

    • @sanablue
      @sanablue 8 лет назад +67

      Whait, so that particular game has a name? A match of chess with a name? Now, thats funny... O.o

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 8 лет назад +110

      A few of the most famous chess matches in history have names. Look at some of Paul Morphey's games, they are amazing at how he just goes on the offensive and annihilates everyone.

    • @occultcenturion1131
      @occultcenturion1131 8 лет назад +20

      Goldendroid I thought that was both intriguing and funny as hell at the same time.

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 7 лет назад +2563

    "I should really stop offering virgins. Everyone always chooses them and I can never find any." HAHAHAHA #demonprobs

  • @CelestialDraconis
    @CelestialDraconis 8 лет назад +2426

    Cassandra's "Disgusted Noise" is DA Inquisition in a nut shell.

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 лет назад +105

      ...But the game is good.

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 8 лет назад +342

      No, that's not what I meant. It's a great game. It's just, shit happens so much. Corypheus is trying to fk up the world, red templars and mages can't keep their shit together. Solas and his elven glory. And I'm just sittin here roll'n my eyes while I have to clean up everyone's mess. It's hilarious.

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 лет назад +44

      Anarchy Templar Ah, now that make sense. That is headache inducing.

    • @andrewpj7
      @andrewpj7 7 лет назад +123

      "well... shit" should have the better choice of word with so much things that the inquisition have to deal with

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 7 лет назад +20

      Don’t get me wrong I love inquisition but origins will always be my favorite game of the dragon age series being a grey warden was so cool I wish they remastered origins for the ps4/ Xbox one

  • @oof1664
    @oof1664 7 лет назад +824

    "12. The number I was thinking of was 12"
    Cole is so precious

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 лет назад +6

      Corrine Eide
      So true.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 лет назад +3

      Also kinda creepy ..in a goodway

    • @bethkrager6529
      @bethkrager6529 5 лет назад +21

      Not to mention the moment he described is when Bull met Krem.

    • @NokrisTheEnbyKittyboi
      @NokrisTheEnbyKittyboi 4 года назад +16

      Beth Krager yes, I wonder how many people actually understood what that moment was when they first heard it? I love hearing bits of bulls past and feelings from cole

    • @radical9799
      @radical9799 4 года назад

      12 years old Xd

  • @Doomin-c2m
    @Doomin-c2m 7 лет назад +757

    Garrus: I had reach.. and she had flexibility
    Varric: I don't have the reach... and she lacks flexibility
    Subtle, BioWare. Subtle.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 года назад +42

      Subtle 😁 like a brick to a window

    • @RawrMonstah21
      @RawrMonstah21 3 года назад +11

      I missed that dialog like a loser because it was my first playthrough.

    • @amberadams9750
      @amberadams9750 2 года назад +6

      I noticed 🥰 Garrus is my love 😍

    • @dannyheeley5866
      @dannyheeley5866 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm glad someone else spotted this

    • @91thewatcher23
      @91thewatcher23 6 месяцев назад

      someone explain this, I didn't play DA2

  • @Gushli
    @Gushli 8 лет назад +1175

    oh my god the idle chat between party members has always been my favorite thing in the dragon age series

    • @JennTheDerp
      @JennTheDerp 7 месяцев назад +1

      Same here and inquisition has some of my favorite

  • @josephscherer729
    @josephscherer729 7 лет назад +702

    "Are things that bad?"
    "Oh."

    • @Pfisiar22
      @Pfisiar22 6 лет назад +42

      well, shit.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +11

      That's the whole game in a nutshell,everyone keeps fucking shit up,Coryphwhatever his name was,Mages ,templars ,Solas and his "eleven glory" ,dark spawn,demons and all of that other bullshit

    • @88marome
      @88marome 3 года назад +1

      Yep😂

  • @jadeluna5203
    @jadeluna5203 5 лет назад +992

    “I spy...”
    “No.”
    “But...”
    “No.”
    “You should be good at finding things. Of course, you couldn’t find Hawke....”
    *Cassandra.exe has stopped working*

    • @violetraven8323
      @violetraven8323 4 года назад +71

      *Afterward Cassandra makes another murder attempt against Varric*

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 4 года назад +50

      To this day there have been 1496921 attempts on Varric Tethras' life by Cassandra. She has not killed him.
      Yet

    • @mereenbeanz
      @mereenbeanz 4 года назад +14

      Rebooting StabInTheBook file

    • @stars-and-clouds
      @stars-and-clouds 3 года назад +8

      That always makes me laugh so hard in shock, can't believe he said that, varric had his shady pants on hahaha

  • @chongshingfang976
    @chongshingfang976 7 лет назад +750

    *Squeaks affirmatively*
    *Squeaks deferentially*
    *Squeaks regally*
    This is the best

    • @kyffhazard6823
      @kyffhazard6823 4 года назад +5

      How do you get the Nug Scene?

    • @thegreywardenherald8923
      @thegreywardenherald8923 4 года назад +3

      @@kyffhazard6823 FluffyNinjaLlama has a video about it.

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 4 года назад +16

      I'm feeling very... judged.

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 4 года назад +4

      That's just how my cat talks to me

  • @JPBO
    @JPBO 8 лет назад +1095

    "Well you couldn't find Hawke" low blow there Varric XD

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes 5 лет назад +346

    “But they’re dragon horns, not bull horns. You could have called yourself Iron Dragon!”
    “Oh... Shit. That would have been better.”

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 4 года назад +8

      Maybe it's just me, but I'm not seeing the appeal of naming yourself after a mediocre Cedar Point roller coaster.

    • @JennTheDerp
      @JennTheDerp 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@okami_eddyshut.

  • @hufflepuffler2575
    @hufflepuffler2575 6 лет назад +252

    " cole the wooden duck i found on my bed, was that you? "
    " nnnnnooo I'm not a wooden duck..."
    Cole....your just too precious for this world

  • @zz394
    @zz394 7 лет назад +385

    "my arse should open up a shop! it's quite prolific"

  • @alexc119
    @alexc119 8 лет назад +1782

    "someone fetch me a fainting couch"
    I love you Vivienne

    • @GrandAngel8000
      @GrandAngel8000 8 лет назад +109

      I'd love her too ... if it weren't for the fact that everything she does is all for the "Game", making her seem way too fake for me.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 7 лет назад +13

      that's the Nobles trying to go Klingon (Kill one take there place)

    • @pennychristopoulos4944
      @pennychristopoulos4944 5 лет назад +17

      I like her too. I especially liked that I could kill through the game with an all female team.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +46

      I want to like her but she was an asshole to Cole , No one should be an asshole to Cole

    • @kaasmaster8892
      @kaasmaster8892 5 лет назад +13

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou cole is an adorable little puppy

  • @occultcenturion1131
    @occultcenturion1131 8 лет назад +794

    The mental chess match between Bull and Solas is the greatest thing ever!

    • @hufflepuffler2575
      @hufflepuffler2575 6 лет назад +9

      I half expected Cole to jump in tbh XD

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 лет назад +42

      It's actually a chess match existed in real world: the Immortal Game in 1851.

    • @Quantavious75
      @Quantavious75 4 года назад +21

      Best how it starts. Solas calls him out and bull says “smug little asshole” under his breath😂

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Ky19-1fuL2U/видео.html

  • @lukesguywalker
    @lukesguywalker 8 лет назад +682

    "Demons shit up everything." LMFAO that's a summary of the game.

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +7

      Darkspawn shit up everything = summary of DAO.
      Blood Mages and Templars shit up everything = summary of DA2.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 5 лет назад +2

      @@varric more like Your Choices don't do shit ~DA2

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад

      @@linkholder More like: Hawke sucks...

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 2 года назад

      @@linkholder Because you're not the only one who influences the entire conflict, FFS. Hawke is just there to at least make it less worse than it should be.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 7 месяцев назад

      More like Chantry shit up everything.

  • @ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna
    @ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna 7 лет назад +485

    That elven character goes so well with the sarcastic dialogue XD

  • @IHeartGameplay
    @IHeartGameplay 8 лет назад +298

    "THE FUCK?!" How have I never herd Iron Bull say that?
    Also Varric is Garrus

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar Год назад +2

      Varric Vakarian and Garrus Tethras.

  • @preciousrodriguez7302
    @preciousrodriguez7302 8 лет назад +327

    when bull said "the fuck" I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @janx1978
    @janx1978 8 лет назад +919

    "Reach and flexibility" Ha, I get it bioware.

    • @holothewisewolf2579
      @holothewisewolf2579 6 лет назад +20

      Garus Vakarian

    • @simonsnowden654
      @simonsnowden654 6 лет назад +81

      I don't get the joke I was too busy calibrating the engines

    • @AimeeBLoved
      @AimeeBLoved 6 лет назад +47

      And now I miss Garrus...
      (jk I always miss Garrus)

    • @anavillareal2403
      @anavillareal2403 6 лет назад +30

      Mandatory Mass Effect re run. It's that time of the year again

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +1

      AHAHAHA SHUT UP!

  • @ffflustered9qr
    @ffflustered9qr 7 лет назад +476

    Dorian's vocal performance in his banter with Sera at about 3:25 is so good--his attempts to contain his laughter are really honest.

  • @danielstephens9533
    @danielstephens9533 8 лет назад +325

    "I don't have the reach, she lacks a certain flexibility."
    Bioware referencing itself. lol.

    • @neonangelo1957
      @neonangelo1957 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel Stephens if i’m not there is another Me easter egg

    • @mereenbeanz
      @mereenbeanz 5 лет назад +8

      @@neonangelo1957 I'm pretty sure there is a Krogan head in the trophy room of the winter palace

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +14

      @@mereenbeanz It is. And in Cassandra's personal mission, before you encounter her aprentice. Also, Cullen mentions something about "calibrating" the trebuchets.

  • @lepidopteram
    @lepidopteram 5 лет назад +127

    Harding: You could increase my hazard pay
    Inquisitor: Is it that bad?
    Inquisitor: *Sees the rift in the lake*
    Inquisitor: o h.

  • @Jordan-mt8uu
    @Jordan-mt8uu 4 года назад +76

    Solas calling Blackwall an ass got me good because it's so starkingly opposite from his normal character lol

  • @samuraikatana1
    @samuraikatana1 8 лет назад +404

    2:45 So apparently I need to start using Iron Bull.

    • @mxviii
      @mxviii 5 лет назад +31

      Ive never used him in any of my play throughs, and these videos have shown me Ive made a terrible mistake

    • @isla8987
      @isla8987 5 лет назад +5

      @@mxviii Me too D:

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 лет назад +9

      Unfortunately the AI is absolutely pants at using melee DPS characters until you have guard-generating masterworks on them, so he's a liability for much of the early- to midgame.

    • @carpenoctem
      @carpenoctem 4 года назад +2

      @@GaldirEonai Don't know what you're talking about, spec iron bull with guard and he's invincible. Dagger rogues on the other hand are awful as AI.

    • @markfirestorm4967
      @markfirestorm4967 3 года назад +5

      I dont understand how people dont use everyone at some point....must be boring just sticking with one party

  • @Arianith
    @Arianith 8 лет назад +537

    :D I must take Cassandra with me, when i play the next time Jaws of Hakkon. Her reaction is SO FUNNY when the inquisitor starts with bear jokes :'D

    • @Arianith
      @Arianith 8 лет назад +19

      +billy Siravo jr Exactly :'D

    • @alexandersturnn4530
      @alexandersturnn4530 7 лет назад +65

      I had a Romance with her in my first playthrough and she was probably thinking at this scene: "Makers breath, WHY do I love this idiot?!?" XD

    • @pantalone8271
      @pantalone8271 5 лет назад +1

      CherryDuck_Jess is it just cass that will react like that?

  • @TheGRAclan
    @TheGRAclan 8 лет назад +258

    You gotta hand it to the writers at Bioware. They know good dialog.

  • @Slackerton
    @Slackerton 6 лет назад +236

    I just realized how serious and boring my playthrough was compared to this.

  • @richardsanting8936
    @richardsanting8936 8 лет назад +277

    I love how at 6:02, they are talking about someone (the inquisitor) catching cassandra's eye in a 5 foot radius while the inquisitor is invisible :>

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 8 лет назад +319

    Ok, but consider this- Fenris being the friend Varric said got crowned as the Nug King: Both adorable AND hilarious!

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 лет назад +7

      GrimSister
      XD

    • @Tenshi252
      @Tenshi252 3 года назад +6

      Assuming Fenris didn’t kill whoever tried crowning him. He is angy boy

  • @254zero
    @254zero 8 лет назад +236

    "mountains, cold, lets bring dorian" fucking hilarious

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 лет назад

      254zero
      Dorain is so me.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 Год назад

      Dorian at Haven, Emprise du Lion or Frostback Basin be like

  • @kynsastore467
    @kynsastore467 6 лет назад +116

    "I *know* what *you* get. It's like falling through a tree into custard. "Too high! Wham! Too fast! Wham! Leaves! Wham! Splat!"
    "I'm not sure which is worse, the mockery or the accuracy"
    "Eh, depends on how much rest the tree's had."
    I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @radix9523
    @radix9523 8 лет назад +242

    (Poorly made wind sounds)

  • @OtaniNoAsagi
    @OtaniNoAsagi 8 лет назад +505

    iron bull: The fuck?
    im using this XD

    • @demonangel918
      @demonangel918 8 лет назад +22

      IM DYING!
      THE FUCK?!

    • @Iamthefriendlyguy
      @Iamthefriendlyguy 7 лет назад +3

      Dauragon of the Boreal Valley I laughed my ass off at that part

    • @Ash-sw5vp
      @Ash-sw5vp 7 лет назад +1

      i choked on my coffee omg

    • @cpresuttis
      @cpresuttis 7 лет назад

      well shit

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 лет назад

      Dauragon of the Boreal Valley
      XD

  • @VioletxVelvet
    @VioletxVelvet 4 месяца назад +8

    The mental chess game between Solas and Iron Bull does a good job of showcasing how the two think about achieving their goals. Bull is all about protecting his people and working as a team, while Solas is willing to sacrifice everything to achieve victory.

  • @Evantrop
    @Evantrop 2 года назад +79

    "They mock each other mercelessly but I would be lost without them"
    Thats why I love Dragon Age games.The friends I dont have in real life.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 8 лет назад +642

    I don't know about the rest of you, but when Varric says "Reach" and "Flexibility" in the same sentence, I got a Garrus Vibe!

    • @Syntheticxox
      @Syntheticxox 8 лет назад +14

      Yeah made me think of Garrus

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 8 лет назад +29

      knowing bioware, probably the point :)

    • @ElijahMarkwell
      @ElijahMarkwell 8 лет назад +72

      Yea that was almost certainly intentional.

    • @alexeiwebb5159
      @alexeiwebb5159 8 лет назад +14

      Definitely my first thoughts. I was also reminded when Varric is talking at 27:40 about the ME3 story (no DLC ended added) vs player reaction

  • @Veritanky
    @Veritanky 7 лет назад +282

    WTF IS THIS SCENE WITH NUGS
    WTF IS THAT
    bioware
    dragon age
    i love you i really love you its done im plannign to draw almost all characters from dragon age as a forever tribute
    this game is glorious

    • @dorianmckenzie9888
      @dorianmckenzie9888 4 года назад +2

      Did you really do it? Have a page where you posted it up or something ?

    • @AgosBuffy
      @AgosBuffy 4 года назад +2

      @@dorianmckenzie9888 I want to know too

  • @ellie7200
    @ellie7200 7 лет назад +252

    "INQUISITION ROAD TRIP!"
    Now I'd like to see that

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 лет назад +13

      Half the game is "Inquisition Road Trip". Especially the DLCs :P.

    • @lonewarden8641
      @lonewarden8641 4 года назад +13

      Class is the tired mom trying to keep her band of 8+ Disaster children in control to save the world and everyone else is like “Who wants to punch a demon In the face.”

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 года назад +2

      @@lonewarden8641 aka: Crack fanfic

  • @youtubeusername9450
    @youtubeusername9450 5 лет назад +87

    “Sera’s involved? So this question will be offensive.”

  • @Trainer-uh1zf
    @Trainer-uh1zf 8 дней назад +5

    I'm so amazed how Iron Bull and Solus were able to play chess in their heads while traveling miles upon miles by foot over the course of days perhaps weeks.

  • @chrispanossian
    @chrispanossian 7 лет назад +316

    Varric, Solas and Iron Bull have been my team for almost every playthrough. The mental chess match can take over twenty in game hours to play out. Except one time when they rushed through it in less than two.

    • @Carnage7209
      @Carnage7209 5 лет назад +8

      No dorian? Shame.. 😑

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +2

      I have two favorite teams,Cole,Iron bull and Vivienne
      And Cassandra , Dorian and Sera

    • @Carnage7209
      @Carnage7209 5 лет назад +4

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou vivienne? Omg why lol

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +7

      @@Carnage7209 as much as I hate her conversations with Cole because she's being a bitch, Her conversations with Iron bull are hilarious
      Also that was my first playthrough ,so I just went with her because she looked cool I guess
      And Dorian and Sera are just delightful (Also I romanced him in my third playthrough ,So I wanted to keep him in my team)And even Cassandra has some great dialogue with Sera

    • @otakugamer6913
      @otakugamer6913 4 года назад +1

      This is my team but I sometimes switch iron bull for Cassandra

  • @MystMarsh
    @MystMarsh 5 лет назад +60

    "In the absence of light, shadows thrive."
    "The fuck."
    That just killed me. I am dead now.

  • @loisreed6389
    @loisreed6389 7 лет назад +290

    - maayyyheeeem!
    - MAYHEEEEEEEM!!!

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 Месяц назад

      *MAYHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM!!!!*

  • @footstepsbehindme13
    @footstepsbehindme13 7 лет назад +199

    Lol Varicc and Cassandra talking about character story arcs in his book makes me think the developers were talking from expereince.
    SPOILERS
    Bioware: (on Commander Shepard)If you love a character you make them suffer and throw in a heroic death.....
    ME Fans: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

  • @cleanchimera3870
    @cleanchimera3870 5 лет назад +68

    Dorian: Cole the wooden duck i found on my bed... was that you?
    Cole: No, im not a wooden duck
    our boy so precious

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 8 лет назад +275

    2:23 Like we needed anymore proof that Varric was the Garrus of Dragon Age.

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 8 лет назад +117

      But it's Cullen who can't stop calibrating the trebuchets.

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 7 лет назад +19

      But Cullen its not cool enough to be like Garrus, you cant win against Varric Hair Chest.

    • @cleveranonym74
      @cleveranonym74 5 лет назад +3

      Yea and Bull is James :D

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +1

      @@cleveranonym74
      Harding = Liara
      Krem = FemShep

  • @AliceValentine
    @AliceValentine 7 лет назад +67

    Iron Bull going "The fuck?!" When that woman disappeared caught me off guard, I'm dying.

  • @jackrathbun2248
    @jackrathbun2248 7 лет назад +111

    "Don't top from the bottom." IM SCREEAMINGGG

  • @Froggiespit
    @Froggiespit 4 года назад +41

    “That hurts Varric. That’s hurtful” kills me every time

  • @NeoDanomaru
    @NeoDanomaru 8 лет назад +210

    Mental note: Never play "Guess what I'm thinking" with Cole!!! LMAO!!!

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +8

      NeoDanomaru He’s good at it though... Just better with what your sub-conscious was ‘thinking’ at the time.

  • @anevenbluerjay
    @anevenbluerjay 6 лет назад +180

    Was Cole's thing before "the number I was thinking of was twelve" the story of how Bull met Krem and lost his eye?

  • @adamrantz3470
    @adamrantz3470 8 лет назад +308

    Nobody mind that naked guy that just ran out of the room...lmao

    • @emmastone8068
      @emmastone8068 6 лет назад +10

      Adam Rantz I'm sure Varric saw him from the side eye lmao

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +26

      Emma Stone Oh he *definitely* saw him. XD

    • @emmastone8068
      @emmastone8068 6 лет назад +7

      Justin Clayton maybe Varric was like "Oh My poor eyes....I will pretend that I didn't see him and try to forget it....." xDDD

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +5

      Emma Stone that poor... Poor man. *snickers*

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +12

      Dorian on the other hand is probably enjoying the show

  • @bloodytearz22
    @bloodytearz22 7 лет назад +152

    Cole is just so innocently adorable. ♥

    • @TheSeraOfficial
      @TheSeraOfficial 4 года назад

      I know, right?
      He's also not a wooden duck hahaha

  • @fameasser123
    @fameasser123 Год назад +17

    Cassandra asking the Inquisitor to command Varric to finish the next book and her realization of what she just said is just hilarious lolz.

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 8 лет назад +107

    Just have Sera and Blackwall and everything becomes sexual. And hilarious.

  • @lurchkopp8537
    @lurchkopp8537 3 года назад +30

    It's beautiful how a game can give you the feeling of family and real friendship. You can say whatever you want about Inquisition but the cast is one of the best

  • @Sashi_Mee
    @Sashi_Mee 8 лет назад +255

    2:45 the fuck?
    lost it

  • @morsalo123
    @morsalo123 7 лет назад +123

    Now I really wish that they made a DLC involving an Inquisition road trip to the grand tourney in Markham! D:
    And obviously, some shit goes down and the inquisition saves the day as usual, otherwise it'd be boring... xD

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 лет назад +2

      Joy Boy
      I know right! I want it to happen!

    • @ArchangeVie
      @ArchangeVie 3 года назад +2

      In the two years between trespasser it probably happened 😂

  • @exoscience
    @exoscience 8 лет назад +150

    CHOICE
    SPIRIT

  • @Frostdraga
    @Frostdraga 6 лет назад +68

    'Yes, for your pillowy man-bosoms" jesus christ Krem ahahah

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 Год назад

      She's the worst part of an already shitty game.

  • @johnfradono1012
    @johnfradono1012 7 лет назад +70

    I laughed for a solid 10 minutes I was crying at the part where Sera described Dorian and iron bull sex life holy mother of andraste

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 7 лет назад +57

    Cole is the best. He enjoys that his heart is in the right place and came up with a better name for Iron Bull.

  • @jonathansidwell1
    @jonathansidwell1 8 лет назад +207

    you sir are ingenious , i mean how many hours it took you to make these moments ,the jerk version and funny version that's extreme ,thanks alot for sharing

  • @hannahcounelis8951
    @hannahcounelis8951 7 лет назад +86

    Varric " I spy with my little eye....." Casandra "No" Varric " I'm just trying to be friendly!!" Lol

  • @TwinPeaksIndustries
    @TwinPeaksIndustries 8 лет назад +187

    To sum up Cassandra: "Ugh!" ^^

  • @Owliare
    @Owliare 5 лет назад +13

    Your elf is an absolute chad. That jaw looks like it was chiselled from marble.

  • @yeehawleon6942
    @yeehawleon6942 8 лет назад +52

    I never realized how many dick jokes there are until now XD

  • @Fireprincess161
    @Fireprincess161 8 лет назад +91

    Wait... reach and flexibility? I love when they reference their other games.

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +3

      Jessica Bushell-Hale There was another reference hiding under the blatant one?

  • @missytusara8274
    @missytusara8274 6 лет назад +33

    "We're dwarves, so like I said, I don't have the... You know, I'll just leave that one to you."
    DANGIT VARRIC

  • @chuckbrown1342
    @chuckbrown1342 8 лет назад +120

    its literature! smutty... literature.

  • @DParks-pj9zr
    @DParks-pj9zr 5 лет назад +14

    I always love the scenes where Cassandra gets embarrassed about the book. She has a cute voice when she's not trying to be stern and deadpan :3

  • @barrickfischer
    @barrickfischer 2 года назад +7

    I laughed so hard at Cullen losing the bet on those storytelling or merriments the whole major characters were having. he ran buck-naked XD. The takeaway: "Never bet against an Antivan."

  • @isabellataylor8810
    @isabellataylor8810 6 лет назад +73

    "I did not say that"
    "Don't worry it's our little secret"
    "Ass"
    I love this game

  • @AnInsaneOstrich
    @AnInsaneOstrich 7 лет назад +157

    does Dorian have a fire staff?
    cuz he has *NO* chill.

    • @xxquarterxx1245
      @xxquarterxx1245 6 лет назад +2

      aninsaneostrich wow

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 лет назад +10

      If you use auto level up, he focuses on fire spells. Vivienne, naturally, goes for ice.

  • @SuperTennisPrincess
    @SuperTennisPrincess 8 лет назад +51

    Cass: I can keep staring at this, but I wont get any closer.
    Inkky: Keep banging your head against the problem, it'll go away eventually.
    Is the reason why Cass keeps banging Inkky cuz he tends to attract problems?

  • @krisstheclutz126
    @krisstheclutz126 4 года назад +17

    The fact that Solas was willing to give up his entire army just for the sake of winning is frightening. Then again, I could be reading too much into things.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 Год назад +2

      IKR. His chess strategy is... bold. But really shows how suicidal that man is. Funny how his little game with Bull convinces me more to save his hopeless ass. XD

  • @medallionvaliance5349
    @medallionvaliance5349 8 лет назад +138

    PILLOWY MAN BOSOMS XD

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 Год назад

      That's almost as bad as the "get head, I mean get ahead."
      Fuck Cuntboy Krem.

  • @randomguy-fr2qn
    @randomguy-fr2qn 8 лет назад +59

    "Let's bring Dorian"

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 8 лет назад +53

    so verrick is basically George r.r. Martin

  • @lornalas2542
    @lornalas2542 7 лет назад +69

    dorian is the greatest companion in ANY BIOWARE GAME

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 8 лет назад +43

    Varric. No reach. Bianca. No flexibility. Garrus. He had reach. Female Turian. She had flexibility.

  • @SisterTheohild
    @SisterTheohild 8 лет назад +31

    "Hey don't talk from the bottom."
    I see what you did there Bull. xD

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 лет назад +15

      I thought it was "Don't Top from the Bottom"...

  • @luxsignifer6996
    @luxsignifer6996 19 дней назад +17

    You may not like the narrative direction thia game took, or feel the combat lacking, but one thing this game nailed the fuck out of was charm. What happened man...

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 6 лет назад +24

    So, what's everyone's favorite combination of companions? Me personally I enjoy Vivienne, Solas, and Sera. After all what's more interesting than a loyal Circle Mage, an Apostate and an agent of chaos being together at all times?

    • @brennenmyers3367
      @brennenmyers3367 6 лет назад

      ...I can see Sera causing all sorts of trouble (read, hilarious arguments) between Soles and Vivienne.

  • @marcb241
    @marcb241 8 лет назад +67

    Inquisition Road Trip!

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 года назад

      I would want to be there for that

  • @iamvee87
    @iamvee87 6 лет назад +16

    "You should be good at finding things. You couldn't find Hawke." Oh shit.

  • @bonedonut
    @bonedonut 4 года назад +10

    "In the absence of light, shadows thrive"
    "ThE FuUcK?"
    🤣

  • @generalnawaki
    @generalnawaki 6 лет назад +32

    Solas really is a god, think about how he moves his "pawns".

    • @GraySkies-wj6pc
      @GraySkies-wj6pc 3 года назад +2

      Super underrated comment right here

    • @generalnawaki
      @generalnawaki 3 года назад

      @@GraySkies-wj6pc Danke.

    • @generalnawaki
      @generalnawaki 3 года назад +5

      @@GraySkies-wj6pc also that bit about not gamblind "anymore" Oof!

    • @GraySkies-wj6pc
      @GraySkies-wj6pc 3 года назад +4

      @@generalnawaki True! Plus I just realized he won the chess match with...*a Mage*

    • @generalnawaki
      @generalnawaki 3 года назад +3

      @@GraySkies-wj6pc of course he did, he is a mage himself and aims to win. he literally spelled it out and no one caught it. his ego must have soared.

  • @fragrantwinter8233
    @fragrantwinter8233 6 лет назад +24

    29:38 This exchange, Sera's reaction and Vivienne's final line at the end. It's too much! XD