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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • It's been TEN YEARS since Nostalgia Critic begun! As a way of saying thanks, he's looking at one of his most requested films. God help him.
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    Norm of the North is a 2016 American computer-animated comedy-adventure film directed by Trevor Wall and written by Daniel R. Altiere, Steven M. Altiere, and Malcolm T. Goldman.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 лет назад +6120

    What a ride these TEN YEARS have been! Thank you to all of our fans for your support throughout all these years!
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    • @gojiramusprimus9088
      @gojiramusprimus9088 7 лет назад +33

      Channel Awesome No Problem I Love Your Series I'm A Big Fan Of Your Videos

    • @leahdiel4678
      @leahdiel4678 7 лет назад +16

      Channel Awesome you are amazing and so funny. Please do a high school musical review

    • @sparkswyvernionmimidrac8805
      @sparkswyvernionmimidrac8805 7 лет назад +3

      Channel Awesome do Splice

    • @RottenPizzaProductions
      @RottenPizzaProductions 7 лет назад +4

      Channel Awesome What happened to your hair?

    • @BellaDrive
      @BellaDrive 7 лет назад +3

      Channel Awesome Thank you all for makeing great content over the years. NC videos has always made me happy, and special Thanks to you Doug.

  • @MantraMan2077
    @MantraMan2077 7 лет назад +3319

    Possible Sequals:
    Sam of the South
    Ed of the East.
    Wilbert of the West

    • @danielmartin37
      @danielmartin37 7 лет назад +171

      Adrian The Vulture They actually are making sequels to this crap.

    • @Yunone
      @Yunone 7 лет назад +107

      F**k Hollywood.

    • @GuyontheInternet525
      @GuyontheInternet525 7 лет назад +167

      Adrian The Vulture Malcolm In the Middle

    • @OvertheHedge06
      @OvertheHedge06 7 лет назад +60

      Adrian The Vulture And than a Avengers-style crossover.

    • @vitorborges807
      @vitorborges807 7 лет назад +27

      Cardinal Carl

  • @carylancaster475
    @carylancaster475 7 лет назад +3463

    "God has a sharpshooter pointed at you always. Don't give him a reason."
    This would be an amazing t-shirt.

    • @Nobodyimportant85
      @Nobodyimportant85 7 лет назад +101

      I'd buy it and wear it!

    • @KeyWiteWolf
      @KeyWiteWolf 7 лет назад +58

      He needs to make this a shirt stat! Think how many of this fans would buy it (Heck a lot of people who don't even know him would buy it). I would totally rock that shirt.

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 лет назад +36

      That's just Puritan thought for the modern day. I remember reading a speech from the colonial days that's titled, "Sinners In the Hands of an Angry God." It's actually quite frightening, even if you don't believe a word of it. The preacher who made it used symbolism like God aiming a bow at you, ready to strike you down into that great pit of fire at the slightest sin, and only his mercy being the reason why he doesn't just go ahead and release the arrow. Even when I was a Christian, I could never believe in a God so evil. I'd take infinite punishment before I'd suck up to him.

    • @MrFlamingpride
      @MrFlamingpride 7 лет назад +81

      MeowTheRainbowX We just thought it would be a cool shirt, dude. No need to get all philosophical.

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 лет назад +19

      +Omar Ilyas I'm sorry. I got carried away.

  • @a_guy1360
    @a_guy1360 6 лет назад +1799

    So Foodfight made you insane, Son Of the mask made you suicidal, and NORM OF THE NORTH, brought you to a higher place??

    • @loganwynn2337
      @loganwynn2337 6 лет назад +196

      Tyler Ward doesn't Buddhism teach that life is suffering? If so, then Critic's definitely earned enlightenment 🤣

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 6 лет назад +31

      more like a lower place

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 лет назад +124

      If you play all 3 movies at the same time, it'll cause the very fabric of reality to collapse upon itself thus ending all of existence.

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 6 лет назад +13

      i'll believe that

    • @Slashser
      @Slashser 6 лет назад +47

      Also Garbage Pail Kids turned him into a literal piece of shit...

  • @BIGROYFAN7000
    @BIGROYFAN7000 5 лет назад +1116

    "How does he have this magical power....?"
    " MOVIE!! "
    legit one of my favourite Doug lines

    • @reesesfan9521
      @reesesfan9521 4 года назад +21

      Same here.

    • @tylerking1207
      @tylerking1207 3 года назад +9

      How Do You Movie, Movie?

    • @kraccbacc7564
      @kraccbacc7564 2 года назад +3

      MÕÖVÏƏƏĖ

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 2 года назад +4

      IHE had a similar phrase to explain things in films happening with no internal logic. "Because Movie."

    • @prestonplayzsucks
      @prestonplayzsucks 2 года назад +1

      It’s like Groundhog Day but instead of watching Bill Murray we’re watching Rob Schneider. INSTEAD OF WATCHING BILL MURRAY WERE WATCHING ROB SCHNEIDER AHhhh!!!!! DANCE BREAK

  • @TheEvilCommenter
    @TheEvilCommenter 7 лет назад +2411

    TEN YEARS! This channel is old enough to feel nostalgic about old nostalgic critic videos. Nostalception.

    • @Camman6972
      @Camman6972 7 лет назад +155

      We should get a nostalgia critic episode about the first nostalgia critic episode.

    • @VitahniVaughn
      @VitahniVaughn 7 лет назад +44

      nostalginception

    • @Minumer
      @Minumer 7 лет назад +16

      It sure is. I miss the lack of shitty skits. =(

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 7 лет назад +11

      Happens when you try too much and now are forced to pay your actors.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 7 лет назад +8

      God, I feel old.

  • @alexx196z5
    @alexx196z5 7 лет назад +662

    "I can even predict transformers movies without having to seeing them" now that video was awesome and scary at the same time.

    • @rosebelle4
      @rosebelle4 7 лет назад +5

      Alexx196 Z I read this comment right when he said it

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 7 лет назад +11

      Alexx196 Z Not really, he predicted what has been done in most Bay movies with them unsurprisingly happening.

    • @leocarnage1116
      @leocarnage1116 7 лет назад

      Michael bay really does the same thing in all his moves expect the rock & the island

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 лет назад +6

      He was right though. Literally everything he said would happen, did happen.

    • @omegadrive9999
      @omegadrive9999 7 лет назад +5

      Transformers movies, as formulaic and over the top action as Power Rangers episodes.

  • @liamhumel8026
    @liamhumel8026 7 лет назад +561

    For anyone wondering, the whole screaming for Bill skit is shot for shot a reference to an obscure Looney Tunes short called "The Aristo-Cat". That genuinely caught me off guard that I knew that

    • @glowworm2
      @glowworm2 7 лет назад +51

      As a Looney Tunes fanatic I immediately caught it once he started backing into a corner and did the "Good Grief! I'm all alone! Who will take care of me? I'll starve to death!" line from the short--as well as those vivid red and white backgrounds.

    • @antifagoat6591
      @antifagoat6591 7 лет назад +7

      Now I have to search for that. The joke wasn't funny here.

    • @glowworm2
      @glowworm2 7 лет назад +8

      Again, that's because it's a rather lesser known short that not as many people know about.

    • @carluyabut2824
      @carluyabut2824 7 лет назад +10

      The stylized backgrounds gave it away

    • @Gfrog1000
      @Gfrog1000 7 лет назад +3

      Liam Humel I'll have to look it up. It was awkward and unfunny here without context unfortunately.

  • @charlesdunn9222
    @charlesdunn9222 Год назад +167

    The movie writing AI joke has aged phenomenally

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 6 месяцев назад +9

      If you don’t know what the comment is referring to, go to 19:46-21:11.

    • @RealBelisariusCawl
      @RealBelisariusCawl 4 месяца назад +14

      Seriously, if you’d told Doug at the time that his joke wouldn’t be far from reality in just six years, he wouldn’t have believed you.

    • @gavincarothers595
      @gavincarothers595 3 месяца назад +6

      Also probably just Predicted what would could come true as of now.

  • @PuertoRicanRattlesnake
    @PuertoRicanRattlesnake 7 лет назад +489

    Clerk at the super market sees me crying:
    "Aww whats wrong"
    Me:
    "I lost my Bill"

    • @lightlati7496
      @lightlati7496 7 лет назад +84

      Clerk: We accept credit cards too

    • @rockmario4952
      @rockmario4952 7 лет назад +48

      Light Lati you mean, BAT credit cards

    • @jiro110
      @jiro110 7 лет назад +20

      Rockmario 4 NO

  • @samyh.4663
    @samyh.4663 7 лет назад +743

    "I'd never do that for the human tourists! NEVER NEVER NEVER!"
    *he did it*

    • @Yurikon3
      @Yurikon3 7 лет назад +26

      The compressed beginning of the tragedies from age older than feudalism.

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 5 лет назад +1

      turists

  • @mathewhuong3421
    @mathewhuong3421 7 лет назад +453

    21:32 "It's like if in the middle of this review, I started dancing!"
    ...........
    You know that a critic comedian achieved godhood when he can make you laugh by doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in that same scene.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 лет назад +5

      He danced later. Expect the unexpected.

    • @SameytheHedgie
      @SameytheHedgie 7 лет назад +70

      Thing is later he did start randomly dancing. It really caught me off guard. 😂

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 7 лет назад +10

      it was pure comedic *TIMING*

    • @BabyLambCreations
      @BabyLambCreations 7 лет назад +8

      What you don't realize is that Critic actually was dancing.
      Freeze Dancing, that is.

    • @Cinedragon
      @Cinedragon 7 лет назад +1

      Kinda wished he started dancing to be honest.

  • @PTMWontDie2
    @PTMWontDie2 4 года назад +333

    5:52 “Norm of the North doesn’t have an asylum knockoff.”
    Arctic Dogs in 2019: Hold my ice.

    • @njsullyalex2744
      @njsullyalex2744 4 года назад +21

      PTMWontDie2 Hold my cold brew

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 года назад +20

      That exists?

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +9

      Well, it's barely even a knock off. Because those dumb arses at Assemblage

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +8

      Now I haven't seen the movie myself but considering how much everyone hates it, it's a shame Jeremy Renners name is a part of that movie

    • @Popplio3323
      @Popplio3323 3 года назад +7

      I am waiting the day he reveiws Arctic Dogs. I knew it was bad the moment I saw the trailer.

  • @Godzilla-mq5zv
    @Godzilla-mq5zv 7 лет назад +405

    *jumpscare* "That's not scary."
    *NotN jumpscare* "Now that's scary!"

    • @StreetTaco
      @StreetTaco 7 лет назад +3

      Darth Vader that movie sucked

    • @lucashammar8180
      @lucashammar8180 7 лет назад +7

      JatH right?

    • @RealEnerjak
      @RealEnerjak 7 лет назад +7

      +Darth Vader
      Like you're one to joke about ugly jump scares Vader.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад +3

      AJ_Thefiremaster What's so bad about it?

    • @Gamingturtle090
      @Gamingturtle090 7 лет назад +1

      Godzilla 123 the scariest part of the review is when Bill was missing

  • @SVillainG
    @SVillainG 7 лет назад +433

    9:53 for the Bill Dance.
    This placeholder is mainly for personal use.

    • @quinn0493
      @quinn0493 7 лет назад +11

      Ill gladly use this

    • @thegoldenblob69
      @thegoldenblob69 7 лет назад +17

      SVillainG
      Some random person: What was the 90s like?
      Me: 23:44

    • @misterwishart
      @misterwishart 6 лет назад +3

      Please, I was doing the Bill Dance long before it was cool.
      Or was invented.
      I dance weirdly, is what I'm saying :\

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer Месяц назад

      The Bill Dance is my favorite NC related thing ever

  • @MilkScrew
    @MilkScrew 4 года назад +539

    I don't remember who said this (another reviewer here on RUclips), but he said that he went to see this in the theater for reviewing purposes. He was basically the only adult there who wasn't a parent, and just happened to be sitting next to a 5 year-old who came to the movie. The 5 year-old kid SIGHED IN ANNOYANCE while watching the movie! As if he completely regretted asking his parents to take him to see it! That's how bad this movie is, it makes 5 year-olds regret their life choices!!

    • @PansexualDumbass9169
      @PansexualDumbass9169 3 года назад +23

      It’s probably because the kid was tired of waiting for kung fu panda so he just wanted something to hold him over until then

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl 2 года назад +19

      Was it Chris Stuckmann?

    • @MilkScrew
      @MilkScrew 2 года назад +5

      @@Alphasnowbordergirl Might've been, as I said I don't remember...

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 Год назад +2

      Did the 5-year-olds find Norm of the North more annoying that Winx Club Season 7?

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 7 месяцев назад

      That was Chris Stuckman.

  • @k.t.4613
    @k.t.4613 5 лет назад +88

    Just yesterday, my English teacher took the whole class to the cinema for a movie. I was so excited and thought of all the movies we could watch. But then the screen showed a shot of a huge iceberg and a polar bear and the title 'Norm of the North' and...
    That's one hour thirty minutes of my life I can never take back.

    • @humblememer2640
      @humblememer2640 5 лет назад +9

      I'm sorry for you

    • @k.t.4613
      @k.t.4613 5 лет назад +16

      Thank you. And you know the worst part? Some five year old in the cinema even whined to her parent that this movie suck.

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 2 года назад +3

      I'd have just left

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 5 лет назад +471

    Poor nc, he doesn’t understand...it never ends, there can never be the “ultimate bad movie”, it can always get worse.

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 года назад +32

      NOTN sequels: You know what, double the damage

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +9

      No GPK has held the title of "Worst Movie Ever" for over 30 years, you can't get worse than that.

    • @damarvelousone
      @damarvelousone 3 года назад +4

      Waiting for a review of After Last Season.

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 года назад +1

      Like Norm of the North 4

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Год назад +1

      Take a look to Wow Now them, eergwhegg ejwhegahv. I almost vomited because of remembering it

  • @heyitsme4751
    @heyitsme4751 7 лет назад +413

    Top 10 Nostalgia Critic moments:
    1: -A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!- *BILL?!??!*
    2: -Lorax Monologue- *Bill.*
    3: -But the CHART says...- *Bill...*
    4: -NC vs. AVGN- *Bill*
    5: -FUCKING BUBBLES- *BILL!*
    6: -Earth Benders- *Bill*
    7: -Food Fight-induced meltdown- *Biiiilll*
    8: -Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle- *Bill, Bill, Bill*
    9: -Christmas With the Kranks Monologue- *Bill*
    10: -The Room 'store scene' analyzation- *Bill*

    • @benmcfee
      @benmcfee 7 лет назад +21

      Of COURSE...!! Bill.

    • @guyincognito8043
      @guyincognito8043 7 лет назад

      Analyzation? Did Doug call it that?

    • @heyitsme4751
      @heyitsme4751 7 лет назад

      Guy Incognito something along those lines.

    • @warnercorner5892
      @warnercorner5892 7 лет назад +1

      u forgot one step beyond

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 7 лет назад +1

      Sheldon Dinkleberg I'd also put him shouting at Michael Bay in the Pearl Harbour review.

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 7 лет назад +2222

    10 years later, and the Nostalgia Critic is still the funniest critic ever! Thanks for the laughter Doug!

  • @sdg131
    @sdg131 Год назад +133

    crazy how in only another five years it'll be 20 years of the critic

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 Год назад +8

      And about 17 years of CHRISTMAS

    • @MaxBunny7902
      @MaxBunny7902 Год назад +5

      I know.. He's been doing this since the year I was born.

  • @aboutrainbow8614
    @aboutrainbow8614 7 лет назад +220

    "No" is the best commandment I've ever heard of. straight and to the point
    genius

  • @rhondaelliott2558
    @rhondaelliott2558 5 лет назад +940

    The penguins of Madagascar are my favorite part of those movies. Also I grew up with the show.

    • @shamanbrush4024
      @shamanbrush4024 5 лет назад +170

      _This man would dare compare ‘Kowalski, analysis!’ to pissing rodents that make the Minions look like little angles-_
      *I will not stand for this*

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 5 лет назад +105

      The Penguins cartoon was fucking genius. It's a shame it was cancelled cause it was really funny. Honestly, I think it's better than the penguin parts in the movies, but what would I know.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +23

      Rainbow Kitten yeah they are actually good for comedy and I miss that show

    • @mattnorth643
      @mattnorth643 4 года назад +10

      That's Madagascar not Norm of the north

    • @smokeynifty4376
      @smokeynifty4376 4 года назад +4

      So you have Nostalgia for it

  • @DschinghisEli
    @DschinghisEli 7 лет назад +902

    "It's like if I were to suddenly start dancing in the middle of this review"
    *DO THE BLL*

    • @astoocities
      @astoocities 7 лет назад +35

      Elijah Stephens "the bll"

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx 7 лет назад +9

      That was an incredibly clever joke tbh

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 лет назад +12

      DO THE MARIO

    • @sayaharagin9811
      @sayaharagin9811 7 лет назад +2

      *Do the hustle!*

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 7 лет назад +12

      I think the 'middle of the review dancing' joke was directed at 23:42 . Not Bill.

  • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
    @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 лет назад +103

    0:39 ''A-Aurora borealis?! At this time of year at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your housing''

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 7 лет назад +438

    "A family picture"

    • @rhaenysreborn6083
      @rhaenysreborn6083 7 лет назад +57

      Nightmare I can hear it in his voice too.

    • @TokuBoyStudios
      @TokuBoyStudios 7 лет назад

      Nightmare I remember that

    • @weeznaz8195
      @weeznaz8195 7 лет назад +2

      John Smith yes. His highlander reviews were grest

    • @isabelle2944
      @isabelle2944 7 лет назад +3

      A feaaaammmmmiley pictuhre

    • @LiaManila
      @LiaManila 7 лет назад +1

      John Smith Is that a little harsh?

  • @sir.paulord901
    @sir.paulord901 7 лет назад +312

    EDIT: Holy shit, I didn't expect so many likes. Thank you, I guess.
    The 10 commandments of nostalgia critic:
    1: *NO*
    2:Anyone that dares to hold a bat credit card shall be killed in the most horrible way possible.
    3:The review must go on.
    4:Never participate in a M. Night Shyamalan film, you will contract the Shyamalan decease, wich makes people have bad acting and be strange camera shots even if they are good actors.
    5:The best avatar ain't that blue pussy turd.
    6:The nostalgia critic remembers so you don't have to.
    7:Every bad Spy kids movie shall be denominated as "camel poop".
    8:The most terrifying thing on the planet are balloons.
    9:The most incredible living thing on earth is a motherfucking T-rex.
    10:Giant mutant mudballs are eating all of the past.
    *BONUS COMANDMENTS* :
    11:Sparkle sparkle sparkle is a thing that will always have a big impact on our lives.
    12:You shall always go one step behind.
    13:Bubble are the most powerful weapon in the world.
    14:Tom and Jerry don't talk.
    15:Beware Teddy Roxpin
    16:If you ever travel to an alternate dimension where the street fighter universe is real, you shall anwer to all questions saying "OF COURSE".
    17:Nostalgia Critic was, is and will always be better than the Angry Video Game Nerd.

    • @marleenaulry4802
      @marleenaulry4802 7 лет назад +42

      11: Why 11? Because he likes to go one step farther.

    • @anotherguy687
      @anotherguy687 7 лет назад +1

      Am I permitted to breathe?

    • @Sovereign_Lilith
      @Sovereign_Lilith 7 лет назад +6

      Sir. Paulord follow-up commandment: Boomer will live.

    • @starky6266
      @starky6266 7 лет назад +13

      You forgot about FUCKING BUBBLES.

    • @RedWizrobe
      @RedWizrobe 7 лет назад +2

      No. Now, pack up your desk, and exit *LIIIIIFE!!!*

  • @mancheaseskrelpher8419
    @mancheaseskrelpher8419 7 лет назад +847

    That dancing-in-the-middle-of-the-review joke was executed perfectly!

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 лет назад +28

      Manchease Skrelpher Instead of saying he would do it at that point. That was perfect. XD

    • @thegoldenblob69
      @thegoldenblob69 7 лет назад +25

      Manchease Skrelpher
      Some random person: what was the 90s like? Me 23:44

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 лет назад +1

      TheTrueSoul Chara B

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 лет назад +2

      Player The strongest entity how much times are you gonna spam this comment

    • @thegoldenblob69
      @thegoldenblob69 6 лет назад +1

      Ewelina Kunysz
      Twice.
      ....im srry.

  • @youke373
    @youke373 4 года назад +147

    Tamara: Okay, Critic. We'll bite.
    Which movie gave you this enlightenment?
    NC: Rob Schneider's...
    Tamara: Sounds right.
    NC: ...and the studio that brought you all the Barbie movies...
    Malcolm: Sounds doubly right.
    NC: Norm of the North.
    Tamara and Malcolm: Yeeeep.

    • @mrsleovaldez6474
      @mrsleovaldez6474 3 года назад +8

      Some of those Barbie movies, like 12 Dancing Princesses, Pink Shoes, Princess and The Pauper, and Island Princess are great!

    • @jerricablackcat4303
      @jerricablackcat4303 3 года назад +3

      @@mrsleovaldez6474 And Tim Curry played the villian in 2 movies.

  • @dudeman5685
    @dudeman5685 7 лет назад +235

    OK, instead of all of this convoluted BS, how about this - polar bear is convinced to go to New York because he thinks he is going to be in a campaign to SAVE the Arctic. Only in the third act does the villain reveal that he is manipulating him to build condos.
    That make much more sense.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 лет назад +20

      dudeman5685 Dude, this is Rob Schneider. You're trying way too hard.

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 7 лет назад +2

      Tom Rivers reviewed by the Dove Foundation

    • @ghosttactician403
      @ghosttactician403 7 лет назад +1

      dudeman5685 For the Talent-Replacer 9000, that's like dividing by 0

    • @night-waker
      @night-waker 7 лет назад +23

      "You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!!!"

    • @TheShinsh
      @TheShinsh 7 лет назад +1

      You mean a fucking liar revealed story?

  • @themightypancake5695
    @themightypancake5695 7 лет назад +301

    Critic, the point of shaving your head is so you can achieve ultimate power. All you have to do is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 pull-ups, and a 10 mile run each day for the next three years.

    • @thecosmichiroshi
      @thecosmichiroshi 7 лет назад +3

      +TheMightyPancake Meh, ripoff origin reference.

    • @alexandraluster6185
      @alexandraluster6185 7 лет назад +24

      Then get a cyborg disciple and fight crime.

    • @momjeans9751
      @momjeans9751 7 лет назад +23

      TheMightyPancake He's an average person that criticizes for fun...

    • @twistedgambit9084
      @twistedgambit9084 7 лет назад +7

      MomJeans you missed the joke

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 7 лет назад +11

      I'm glad I became a OPM fan so I can laugh whenever it's referenced like this. Why am I glad? Cause I love this comment so much for making me do so.

  • @Steamerthesteamtrain
    @Steamerthesteamtrain 7 лет назад +334

    Anyone get this?
    Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor who seemed to have it all, until one day. He came across Splash Entertainment, and his life changed forever. Now Rob Schneider is....... a polar bear. And he's about to find out...that being a polar bear is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... Norm of the North. Rated PG-13

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 7 лет назад +10

      steamerthesteamtrain I was also thinking that Norm of the North I just those fake trailers from South Park

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 7 лет назад +12

      Herp Derp

    • @Jray181818
      @Jray181818 7 лет назад +1

      "I'm a Polar Bear"

    • @DM2GamingChannel
      @DM2GamingChannel 7 лет назад +1

      steamerthesteamtrain "I'm a Carrot!"

    • @MelodicQuest
      @MelodicQuest 7 лет назад +7

      Rob Schnieder derp dee durp. Until herp dur derp a derp a derp. Now, Rob Schneider is, Derp da derp dee derp dee derp.

  • @gregdeandrea1450
    @gregdeandrea1450 5 лет назад +135

    Has someone made an "Annoying Testicles" TV Tropes page, and if they didn't , could.they do it now.

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 4 года назад +10

      Doesn't the scrappy trope already fill that role?

    • @aceofflames4572
      @aceofflames4572 3 года назад +11

      The Scrappy isn’t necessarily the kind of character NC was talking about. The Scrappy is just the character nobody likes.

  • @jasonspeer6864
    @jasonspeer6864 7 лет назад +680

    I hate those tiny fucking characters that are always put in movies for "comic relief"

    • @goonlander
      @goonlander 7 лет назад +59

      Kaizee *cough cough* minions

    • @anonymousidea9119
      @anonymousidea9119 7 лет назад +4

      Thankfully I haven't seen to many movies with characters that fit that description.

    • @ForestFairy1
      @ForestFairy1 7 лет назад +31

      I generally get a giggle or two from them. So I don't mind them when they don't outstay their welcome.

    • @anonymousidea9119
      @anonymousidea9119 7 лет назад +8

      +Whoeversaidtheyliketinycharacterswhentheydon'toverstaytheirwelcomeI'mnotreloadingthepagetofindout So you hate the minions movie I assume?

    • @ForestFairy1
      @ForestFairy1 7 лет назад +25

      Honestly? No not really. Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but nothing I want to go back to. I'm kind of indifferent to it.

  • @Boss-rd8rf
    @Boss-rd8rf 7 лет назад +451

    The Nostalgia Critic is the last air bender. The movie would have been way better.

  • @gbrown3930
    @gbrown3930 6 лет назад +299

    " What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
    Critic: Would you watch Norm of the North?
    Jeff Burton: Not a chance.
    Critic: :(
    DISCONTINUED

  • @rainbowbrush8658
    @rainbowbrush8658 5 лет назад +514

    Have fun reviewing Norm of the North 2.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 5 лет назад +24

      Rainbow Brush Same with 3 and 4.

    • @ghostrangerz8273
      @ghostrangerz8273 5 лет назад +23

      Robert Simon and the upcoming 5

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 года назад +22

      @@ghostrangerz8273 *Pulls out gun* Show me whoever is in charge of making these sequels

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 года назад +10

      Potato Man
      *points to rob Schneider
      “GET ‘EM! POKE EM WITH SHARP THINGS!!!”

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 года назад +6

      @@AnimatedTerror *Kicks David's door open* CUE THE EARRAPE BOSS MUSIC

  • @IkkoArts
    @IkkoArts 7 лет назад +446

    10 years.10 years, we've been watching one Illinois man's descent into madness, one bad movie after another, for 3,650 days.
    Yet he still keeps doing it. And we encourage him to still keep doing it.
    This might just be the biggest example of peer pressure ever.

    • @Nintendoman1998
      @Nintendoman1998 7 лет назад +13

      Actually 3652 because of leap years.

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 7 лет назад +6

      If Northern Illinois hasn't driven him crazy yet, these movies never will.

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 7 лет назад +7

      Nintendoman1998
      Actually actually, 3653 days. 2008, 2012 and 2016 all had an extra day.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 7 лет назад +1

      Blueneonkid And now we get to do it 3,650 days more

    • @disneyerapowerrangers2923
      @disneyerapowerrangers2923 7 лет назад +1

      Blue, but not every movie he did was bad.

  • @zeldamaster52
    @zeldamaster52 7 лет назад +551

    Did Doug shave his head, or did his hair finally fall out from so many bad movies?

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 лет назад +326

      +Tim Thissen
      Yes

    • @jamessimon6220
      @jamessimon6220 7 лет назад +19

      Channel Awesome that doesn't really answer the question

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 7 лет назад +23

      Channel Awesome The movies made him so insane that he shaved himself for no reason.

    • @highvoltage7797
      @highvoltage7797 7 лет назад +21

      Trent Powell It's a joke

    •  7 лет назад +7

      Tim Thissen finally he did. He was balding and looks way better this way.

  • @garrettbowler2556
    @garrettbowler2556 5 лет назад +1675

    This movie is getting a sequel. Be afraid.

    • @Reckno64
      @Reckno64 5 лет назад +161

      The sequel is out. Grab those pitchforks now!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +100

      I have a Clue-worthy mystery: How in the Buttfuck did this get a sequel?

    • @IsaacV24
      @IsaacV24 5 лет назад +59

      Garrett Bowler and it was so bad it couldn’t even get Rob Schneider back!

    • @pieseldatches
      @pieseldatches 5 лет назад +19

      Watch Animated Atrocities #157 by MysteriousMrEnter

    • @RedaFox1
      @RedaFox1 5 лет назад +50

      I thought you were joking...but then I saw it the other day in Walmart. For $15!!
      This shit isnt even worth 15 cents!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 года назад +47

    I love the fact that Rob Schneider never got back to the sequels , cause even he knew he was too good for the sequels.

    • @tonyparra8459
      @tonyparra8459 3 года назад +9

      That explains why he didn't return in Grown Ups 2.

  • @shingosawatarihgx8345
    @shingosawatarihgx8345 7 лет назад +466

    bill became the temporary king of Iceland? that is so bill

    • @DarkLordFluffee
      @DarkLordFluffee 7 лет назад +41

      classic Bill

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 7 лет назад +27

      And did you see his new dance?

    • @ajlcustoms9472
      @ajlcustoms9472 7 лет назад +19

      Shingo Sawatari/HGX Mmm, hmm

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 7 лет назад +33

      liizzset Thats not new, the dance has always been there.
      Like Bill.

    • @purplerooart9626
      @purplerooart9626 7 лет назад +11

      Shingo Sawatari/HGX oh thank god
      I freaked out when he couldn't find bill

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 6 лет назад +613

    Don't forget one of the most important cliches:
    In most cartoons, the blondes MUST ALWAYS be:
    -Rich
    -Bratty
    -Popular
    -The Antagonist

    • @QZXproductions
      @QZXproductions 6 лет назад +6

      Cutie Pie18
      I don't think that was in this movie though. They were listing cliches that Norm of the North used.

    • @fifi_leafy2258
      @fifi_leafy2258 6 лет назад +30

      BigAlsAngryBirdVids I know. But with most kids cartoons/movies, that is a very big cliche.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +11

      Cutie Pie18 Yup, I tried watching Antz 5 minutes ago, and if you want cliches, it has almost everything: anticonformist moron that can't shut his piehole, forced marriage, same moron who gets recognition by doing litteraly nothing, same moron protagonist again switching roles with someone else, poor little protagonist is not understood by anyone including friends, antagonist is an evil military figure(if he was a CEO I wouldn't be even surprised), protagonist is a wuss that can't shut his mouth(shit, already said that, but he's so annoying fuck it!)...
      And I only watched 25 minutes of the movie, cuz in addition of everything else the design for the Antz is ugly as fuck!

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 6 лет назад +2

      Cutie Pie18 I'm sensing a blondy stereotype there, now.

    • @fifi_leafy2258
      @fifi_leafy2258 6 лет назад +4

      The Super Shiny Mega Gengar
      That’s the joke. But also seriously.

  • @javis88h
    @javis88h 7 лет назад +284

    "God has a sharpshooter on you at all time, don't give him a reason."

    • @surgeland9084
      @surgeland9084 7 лет назад +23

      Someone should say that to Trump.

    • @javis88h
      @javis88h 7 лет назад +4

      HaHAAAAAA topical

    • @thearchivist7824
      @thearchivist7824 7 лет назад +2

      If he did, Trump would have gone long ago.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 7 лет назад

      Why do you think Trump became the president in the first place?

    • @surgeland9084
      @surgeland9084 7 лет назад +4

      Well, think god is biding his time. He needs time to laugh at us before he shows us mercy by chopping the orange.

  • @Scotty338
    @Scotty338 5 лет назад +40

    22:02
    The best description of Norm of the North of all times

  • @mineturtleanimations2988
    @mineturtleanimations2988 7 лет назад +1033

    Been waiting for you to review this pile of polar bear shit

    • @AsprinceRemix
      @AsprinceRemix 7 лет назад +15

      +MineTurtle Animations+ You sound like an AVGN fan.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 7 лет назад +32

      It's so bad the owner didn't bother to scoop it up.

    • @mineturtleanimations2988
      @mineturtleanimations2988 7 лет назад +4

      The Critic's Review lol

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 лет назад +5

      MineTurtle Animations ikr

    • @TheDHCreator
      @TheDHCreator 7 лет назад +6

      5:49 Which one was the bad knock off? Between Escape from Planet Earth and Planet 51?

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 7 лет назад +75

    Critic's summary on how the script of Norm Of The North was written is one of the best part of this long-awaited review.

  • @marshmellow9281
    @marshmellow9281 7 лет назад +235

    Here's to 10 years of remembering it so we don't have to!

  • @smashingpots9928
    @smashingpots9928 5 лет назад +38

    8:23. Did he say for the love of salmon?
    Is there a church of salmon? God salmon like in zelda Ocarina of Time? Salmon Jesus who was fried for our sins? The holy run? What would a salmon bible be written on kelp?
    Theres a lot of questions about the church of latter day Yogis.
    But norm of the north is not worth

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад

      There was a god salmon in Ocarina Of Time?

    • @duck5740
      @duck5740 4 года назад

      Kunisake he meant jabu jabu

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 5 лет назад +265

    Bill is probably the best of this channel’s original characters

  • @coveragepuns
    @coveragepuns 7 лет назад +271

    On the last day of school, we were forced to watch this movie.
    h e l p m e J e s u s

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 7 лет назад +47

      Coverage Puns One last act of torture before summer vacation!

    • @dylancantrell8383
      @dylancantrell8383 7 лет назад +39

      I pray for you, child.

    • @phiphisaysunsubscribe
      @phiphisaysunsubscribe 7 лет назад +15

      Coverage Puns Are we in the same school? Because that legit happened to us as well. It was painful.

    • @coveragepuns
      @coveragepuns 7 лет назад +2

      +Oh Wow
      Oh no... okay, do you live in NC?

    • @coveragepuns
      @coveragepuns 7 лет назад +13

      +Oh Wow
      AUGGHHHH

  • @lbghost1999
    @lbghost1999 7 лет назад +94

    "For never have there been a tale of such bow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau"
    -Doug Walker
    Happy 10th Anniversary to Nostalgia Critic!

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +4

      Long Hair Liam That his one of his funniest quotes.😂
      Also, has*

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад

      Long Hair Liam It's amazing how long this show has lasted.

  • @blackdragon8376
    @blackdragon8376 5 лет назад +53

    Nostalgia Critic, MrEnter claimed that Norm got his human speaking powers cause Mystic Arctic Potatoes. Get your facts straight

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 7 лет назад +144

    24:30 You forgot Food Fight.
    Unless you purposely forgot it. I wouldn't blame you...

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 7 лет назад +6

      Trygve Plaustrum I saw a review for a movie that's even worse than Foodfight. Don't believe that it's actually possible to do that? Look up animat's review of "worst animated movie ever." It's called Where the Dead go to Die, an appropriate name for a movie straight out of Hell.

    • @neferacronia6798
      @neferacronia6798 7 лет назад

      Renegade Phoenix Unless of course, the animaniacs are reviewing movies nowadays. They had plenty in their tower after all.
      I'd watch it.

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 7 лет назад

      Renegade Phoenix yeah, sorry. Autocorrect. Don't worry, I fixed it.

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 7 лет назад

      Garbage Pail Kids is worse, tho.

    • @Mr.Malliquin666
      @Mr.Malliquin666 Год назад

      ​@@mikerivera373 I hear a lot of people saying that that movie is INCREDIBLY disturbing.

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 6 лет назад +221

    What if Asylum made a knock-off Norm of the North, and it was better?

    • @grubyichudy8035
      @grubyichudy8035 6 лет назад +12

      JSB they did it's the emoji movie it is better

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 лет назад +2

      JSB well then that would be a sign of the end times

  • @lbghost1999
    @lbghost1999 7 лет назад +373

    Doug Walker has transformed into Walter White with that new haircut

    • @beachedking
      @beachedking 7 лет назад +4

      Long Hair Liam let's see if he can grow it back

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 7 лет назад +5

      Long Hair Liam, I'm gonna needs drugs if this is the standard for movies nowadays.

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery 7 лет назад +4

      Long Hair Liam, I'm not sure how I feel about the lack of sideburns.

    • @GumballAstronaut7206
      @GumballAstronaut7206 7 лет назад +2

      Ya goddamn right

    • @ellisfeliu5583
      @ellisfeliu5583 7 лет назад +3

      #hairlinesmatter, #savethehairline, #momentofsilence

  • @TheRedRobin96
    @TheRedRobin96 4 года назад +100

    This movie has no heart. It is as cold and lifeless as the surface of Europa.

    • @giovannidugo7594
      @giovannidugo7594 4 года назад +7

      Hey, that's offensive to us Europeans. Everybody knows that the surface isn't the only thing that's cold. The deep core of our continent is cold.
      Jk, not all Europe is England

    • @TheRedRobin96
      @TheRedRobin96 4 года назад +3

      @@giovannidugo7594 Europa not Europe

    • @giovannidugo7594
      @giovannidugo7594 4 года назад +3

      @@TheRedRobin96 pardon, in my language Jupiter's moon and my continent have the same name. But one can joke right?

    • @UltraFormula1
      @UltraFormula1 3 года назад +2

      But at least Europa is kinda interesting to scientists

  • @MrGearOfficial
    @MrGearOfficial 6 лет назад +605

    Who else came to rewatch this after Angry Birds Episode?

  • @davidknapp5598
    @davidknapp5598 6 лет назад +172

    21:36 Says he'd start randomly dancing in the middle of the review, then doesn't.
    23:44 HE DID IT

  • @ShineyRcus0103
    @ShineyRcus0103 7 лет назад +104

    DOUG SHAVING HIS HEAD? QUICK, CALL ALL NEWS OUTLETS, THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHANGE SINCE THE WALL COLOR!
    honestly, I'm so stunned that Nostalgia Critic has gone on for this long. I remember when people were freaking out over the new changes, when the wall was yellow, when Rachel was on the show and Tamara took over midway through Nicolas Cage month.
    To say that this has influenced my style of comedy is a grand understatement. To say that I eagerly wait every Wednesday for an episode is ver batum the truth, as is saying that I enjoyed every episode. Here's to another long 10 Doug! I can safely say that I'm happy that you remember it so we don't have to.

    • @jkayrichardson3366
      @jkayrichardson3366 7 лет назад +1

      ShineyRcus0103 he didn't shave his hair, it fell out after he endured through this movie

    • @SotheX
      @SotheX 7 лет назад +2

      you forgot the time DOug dared to try Let's Playing

  • @Segadrome
    @Segadrome 5 лет назад +46

    "Will of the Wild Wild West" must have been a prequel

  • @mauriciobetimpaesleme8702
    @mauriciobetimpaesleme8702 7 лет назад +232

    ROB SCHENEIDER DUH DERP DEEP DURP Rated PG-13
    GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS A FUCKING GOOD ONE!!! LUL
    South Park man.... LOL

    • @judeisurufernando674
      @judeisurufernando674 7 лет назад +5

      Mauricio Betim Paes Leme I'm no fan of his films but, I gotta mention this. Back in the day, Roger Ebert and Rob Schneider had a feud of sorts.( I think it was over Deuce Bigolo 2) Years later, Roger was diagnosed with cancer and Rob sent him flowers and a card that said "From your least favourite movie star, Rob Schneider" His films might be shit but, he's alright.

  • @deeconstruction8163
    @deeconstruction8163 7 лет назад +535

    The whale isn't twerking, it's doing the sprinkler while literally squirting water. That's the joke.

  • @joshhickeysmoviereviews
    @joshhickeysmoviereviews 7 лет назад +481

    Shaving your head is the "You can't fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 5 лет назад +47

    “Oh my God! My daughter has Devil Eye!”
    *BWLAGHAGHAGAAHHH*

  • @Pog2_
    @Pog2_ 7 лет назад +132

    My grandma looks at my phone and asks can she see and when she saw a clip of the movie she is like "Damn that's ugly."

  • @laughinsohard7888
    @laughinsohard7888 7 лет назад +174

    HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, NOSTALGIA CRITIC! YOU'VE GAVE ME COUNTLESS LAUGHS THESE FOUR OR SO YEARS OF KNOWING ABOUT YOU!

  • @dylanrivera2244
    @dylanrivera2244 6 лет назад +550

    So you're saying that Norm of the North is a rejected Sandler movie

  • @davidfeltheim2501
    @davidfeltheim2501 Год назад +12

    The Talent Replacer 9000 is a great clip that needs more recognition, AI and the state of studios like Disney makes it quite relevant.

  • @mbfree
    @mbfree 7 лет назад +178

    Remember when kid movies were amazing. Yeah me too

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 7 лет назад +20

      mb.free Remember when kids cared about story and good jokes

    • @Maxiz60
      @Maxiz60 7 лет назад +3

      MineFall MG - the stop motion maker ...nope

    • @summermermaidstar756
      @summermermaidstar756 7 лет назад

      mb.free Descendants

    • @sethbangard5194
      @sethbangard5194 7 лет назад +4

      mb.free coco looks good

    • @joshuacole3846
      @joshuacole3846 7 лет назад +9

      I mean, we did get some great kids movies in 2016, imo.

  • @imsinning1742
    @imsinning1742 7 лет назад +334

    RUclips putting nostalgia critic on trending instead of taking him down????? This is truly unheard of!

    • @bladerunner2348
      @bladerunner2348 7 лет назад +1

      I'm sinning A fellow gorillaz fan I see, keep having good taste in music m8

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 7 лет назад +1

      Stardust Charthalos
      Actually another reviewer I watch had his Norm of the North video taken down.

    • @homieostaziz
      @homieostaziz 7 лет назад +2

      I'm sinning that 2D pic though

    • @_lexi
      @_lexi 7 лет назад +1

      ayyy nice icon

  • @BD-nb5sj
    @BD-nb5sj 7 лет назад +264

    Critic, Norm is obviously a ripped off Bogg the bear from Open Season. Not sure how they made that character worse to be honest.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 7 лет назад +19

      B D Do you mean Boog?

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 7 лет назад

      Paul Creenis I think the point of bringing up that shit show is to say that this is also a shit show.

    • @Squeemez
      @Squeemez 7 лет назад

      How though?

    • @birdleaf03
      @birdleaf03 7 лет назад

      B D There are gorillaz fans everywhere xD

    • @Squeemez
      @Squeemez 7 лет назад

      +Memewalker03 Nice icon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      -nice bio quote, too. bowie is my life-

  • @maxordman4100
    @maxordman4100 11 месяцев назад +6

    Certainly one of your best episodes ever! The effects, the jokes, the guests, and the enlightenment costume all helped make this event amazing! Great job to everyone involved!

  • @kylecrofts3481
    @kylecrofts3481 7 лет назад +135

    Ice Bear will seek vengeance on the creators of this movie.

    • @teddyfurstman1997
      @teddyfurstman1997 7 лет назад +17

      Love that We Bare Bears joke.

    • @homeslicehomeslice
      @homeslicehomeslice 7 лет назад +2

      That episode when they were babys trying to get adopted and kicked the dogs asses (I think they were dogs), he needs to do that to this movie. Id pay to see that.

    • @rossnunez3512
      @rossnunez3512 7 лет назад +4

      Kyle Crofts Ice Bear will destroy them.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад

      Kyle Crofts Ice Bear wouldn't go soft on them. He would practically murder them.

  • @connormcdonald3404
    @connormcdonald3404 7 лет назад +513

    This movie is a disgrace to the ICEE mascot

    • @pramodprabhu1672
      @pramodprabhu1672 7 лет назад +26

      ConnorMcGamer ... and the sad polar bear in every climate change report

    • @masterofgaburincho
      @masterofgaburincho 7 лет назад +34

      Don't forget the Polar Bears on Coke products..
      And Ice Bear from We Bare Bears..

    • @platinumblaze3663
      @platinumblaze3663 7 лет назад +15

      Yummyjuice16 is back, Ice Bear hates this movie

    • @refgarnet3022
      @refgarnet3022 7 лет назад +11

      Yummyjuice16 is back ice bear wants this movie to die

    • @yeahyes7077
      @yeahyes7077 7 лет назад +15

      "Icebear is triggered"

  • @MrLekss69
    @MrLekss69 7 лет назад +217

    Dear critic, the cartoon Happy Feet: this is not an imitation of happy feet, it's a copy of the Russian cartoon The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin

    • @annanas9707
      @annanas9707 7 лет назад +1

      MrLekss69 +

    • @thismachine5247
      @thismachine5247 7 лет назад +5

      Never seen it and it looks like an okay film, but it Was advertised under a name to cash in on happy feet at the time was it not?

    • @therosrex5488
      @therosrex5488 7 лет назад +4

      MrLekss69 Oh man, I remember Scamper from when I was little. Remind me to never, ever rewatch it. Ever.

    • @bruh6_632
      @bruh6_632 7 лет назад +1

      What about The Adventures of Lolo the Penguin (Soviet and Japan cartoon)?

    • @rnjnj80
      @rnjnj80 6 лет назад +1

      Theros Rex You know, the English dub of Scamper you watched as a child is heavy edited and censored. So you never saw that movie in its true form.

  • @RealSkutti
    @RealSkutti 4 года назад +32

    That ending. Nostalgia critic jumping through the roof with a sword. 😂😅😄😆😂😁

  • @mythiethereviewer2608
    @mythiethereviewer2608 7 лет назад +81

    I'm dying, the ad next to the video is titled, "How to Reverse Hair Loss"

    • @therosrex5488
      @therosrex5488 7 лет назад

      Petrichor Holy shit, that actually got a LOL from me. That's seriously the 4th or 5th time that's ever happened in the last 7 years I've used the internet.

  • @WulfLovelace
    @WulfLovelace 7 лет назад +77

    Even if it is run of the mill bad, its sad to think that we do not make quality animated films that are not Disney for children. Nothing with thought. Nothing with anything that is feasibly entertaining at all. Just a bunch of nonsensical plots and imagery because. Children deserve better than this, even tweens, and teenagers. Where have all the good animation gone?

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 лет назад +10

      Laika made some inspiring movies. And they put a ton of work into them as well.

    • @lance8398
      @lance8398 7 лет назад +1

      Jene Clyde
      I think once 2D animation died down, everything just went to Hell

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 7 лет назад +9

      Television.
      Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Avatar, Star vs Evil, Samurai Jack, TMNT, MLP, various Marvel and DC cartoons.
      There are certainly some REALLY bad ones, like Teen Titans Go, but right now we are in a new golden age of quality children's tv shows.

    • @WulfLovelace
      @WulfLovelace 7 лет назад +3

      I don't consider Gravity Falls as one for children. Late teens and early adult, but not children. And I am talking about the selection on Netflix as well. And the good animations are far and in between and the ones that are good often get canceled.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 7 лет назад +5

      Gravity Falls was shows on Disney XD. A channel aimed at kids. As for good animation getting canceled. I'd say it's more good animated tends to have a story and planned ending and so often runs for far less seasons then animation that is just slice of life random comedy.

  • @DragonRagovi
    @DragonRagovi 7 лет назад +42

    "I can't prove that I'm right, but you can't prove that I'm wrong!"
    I should adopt that line.
    Also, the scene with the Lemmings...those 30 seconds were way longer than they needed to be.

    • @adderallbroad
      @adderallbroad 7 лет назад +2

      no those scenes were too short.
      infact make the scene of em pissing into a movie

  • @telemonofficial6924
    @telemonofficial6924 5 лет назад +76

    22:05 Honestly, i love these expressions. They look so cartoony xD

  • @kingofrapture
    @kingofrapture 7 лет назад +336

    Holy crap, I almost went into cardiac arrest because Bill went missing for two minutes.

  • @marcellocatalfamo5453
    @marcellocatalfamo5453 7 лет назад +245

    Is it bad that between Planet 51 and Escape from Planet Earth, I had to deliberate as to which was the knock-off?

    • @onefishone1
      @onefishone1 7 лет назад +40

      Aristo - Chromacy No, we were all asking the same question. The answer is Escape from planet earth, due to it coming out second. But they're both equally bad so the confusion is understandable.

    • @billyharris2794
      @billyharris2794 7 лет назад +18

      I dunno, as a stupid child, I enjoyed both movies.

    • @ADotBrad
      @ADotBrad 7 лет назад +6

      I had to pause the review and start doing serious research to figure that out. Thank the God of Shitty Movies I wasn't the only one who had to.

    • @zackarin4703
      @zackarin4703 7 лет назад +11

      none of them were knock-offs planet 51 came out in 2009 and escape from planet earth came out in 2013

    • @redpandaz5146
      @redpandaz5146 7 лет назад

      I liked EPE, but not P51

  • @renerousseau7581
    @renerousseau7581 7 лет назад +247

    14:29 I sneezed at the exact same time as the Critic and I was just as confused when I looked back at the screen.

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 лет назад

      The trailer was 100000000 times better

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 лет назад

      We left the movie theater 30 minutes in

  • @Kittymouth
    @Kittymouth 5 лет назад +31

    I can't believe he forgot tgat Bill became the temporary king of Iceland! 🤣 I mean, he DID spend a lot of that time DEAD before he was revived by thgat cursed burrito, but STILL! Seems like the sort of thing yoy'd remember.

  • @agentspaniel4428
    @agentspaniel4428 6 лет назад +80

    Me: The 3 animated titanic movies are worse right Bill?
    Bill: Mmhm.
    Me: the review on the second one was removed
    Bill: Mmhm

  • @sarahwalter7198
    @sarahwalter7198 6 лет назад +40

    "Like vile and vomit I must bring this up in chunks"
    THAT LINE IS BRILLIANT

  • @DrGandW
    @DrGandW 7 лет назад +114

    21:39
    Couldn't focus on rest of review, was waiting for you to start dancing
    EDIT
    23:48
    YES FUCK YOU I KNEW IT I WAS READY

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 лет назад

      Reginald Verrier he already danced, though.

  • @keegansmith6327
    @keegansmith6327 5 лет назад +74

    This movie has the greatest comedian I know in it.
    And he gets 1 scene.
    what a great film.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +4

      Nintendogalaxy Who was it?

    • @RubykonCubes3668
      @RubykonCubes3668 3 года назад +1

      Whom?

    • @keegansmith6327
      @keegansmith6327 3 года назад +8

      @@RubykonCubes3668 Gabriel Iglesias. Norms brother.

    • @RubykonCubes3668
      @RubykonCubes3668 3 года назад +2

      @@keegansmith6327 ohh ok

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 года назад +2

      @@keegansmith6327 That's it?!?!
      That sucks lol

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi 6 лет назад +70

    "Imagine if I just started randomly dancing in the middle of the review".
    09:53

  • @Konree
    @Konree 7 лет назад +64

    "I would never do that for human tourist, never, never, never!"
    "I did not hit her, that's bullshit, I did not hit her, I DED NAAAAHT. oh hai mark"

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 7 лет назад +8

      "Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark."

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 лет назад +1

      I wished I could see that movie, but Putlock scared the shit outta me! Not with their scam, but with the alarm sounds that accompanied it and also made me hit my head on the ceiling...

    • @thismachine5247
      @thismachine5247 7 лет назад

      You wer probably on the "wrong" putlocker, there is only one true version.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 7 лет назад +499

    I just noticed that guy at 6:06 is named Glacius. If this movie had Glacius from Killer Instinct as a sidekick, it would be way better.

    • @oldamar9994
      @oldamar9994 6 лет назад +29

      this movie would be the first to get 200% on rotten tomatoes if that was the case.

    • @Aiso754
      @Aiso754 6 лет назад

      Yesssss

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 6 лет назад

      Delilah Queen Or both.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад

      MforMovesets, just take Schneider out and it's already better.

    • @RealQuin
      @RealQuin 6 лет назад +1

      his name is Gabriel Iglesias

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 4 года назад +13

    "All ages... even though it’s rated PG, all ages."
    So... a _FAAAAAAMILY picture_

  • @gageperuti5519
    @gageperuti5519 6 лет назад +235

    Walt Disney, Chuck Jones, Hanna Barbera, they are all rolling in their graves knowing that the animation industry they pioneered had sunk this low.

    • @Batman43221
      @Batman43221 6 лет назад +23

      Gage Peruti Don't forget Tex Avery, Max Fleischer, Hugh Harman, Rudy Ising, Isao Takahata, Winsor McCay, Osamu Tezuka, Bob Clampett and Walter Lantz.

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects 6 лет назад +7

      Bruce Timm is the only surviving member of the "Justice League" of animators.

    • @Batman43221
      @Batman43221 6 лет назад +4

      JRGProjects What about Hayao Miyazaki?

    • @Batman43221
      @Batman43221 6 лет назад +3

      Besides, this ain't nothin' when you compare it to Video Brinquedo films.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 6 лет назад

      Ice King He's still alive.

  • @aggressivebuttonmasher5486
    @aggressivebuttonmasher5486 7 лет назад +184

    I don't think I've click on an nc review faster in my life

    • @imperfectanimal57
      @imperfectanimal57 7 лет назад

      hey howzit going well It's suppressing that you even clicked on the video considering the fact that Dio killed you Kakyoin

    • @Jason_Ultimate
      @Jason_Ultimate 7 лет назад +3

      Same. I had my headphones off, and I saw this in my feed. I scrambled to get them and turn them on and turn on the video.

    • @aggressivebuttonmasher5486
      @aggressivebuttonmasher5486 7 лет назад

      i know and im going nuts over it

    • @aggressivebuttonmasher5486
      @aggressivebuttonmasher5486 7 лет назад

      i do love me some cherry donuts

  • @imsinning1742
    @imsinning1742 7 лет назад +64

    Can we appreciate how bald critic with that facial hair looks like a bootleg Heisenberg

  • @long_dennis
    @long_dennis 3 года назад +18

    The Bill dance is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in all my time watching Nostalgia Critic

  • @someguy8627
    @someguy8627 7 лет назад +1134

    The nostalgia critic looks like Walter White now .

    • @twilightshadow91
      @twilightshadow91 7 лет назад +17

      some guy In the tracksuit he looks like James McAvoy in Split.

    • @AussieFanXCIV
      @AussieFanXCIV 7 лет назад +1

      Douwe G I thought the same thing

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 лет назад +1

      +some guy Is that a bad thing?

    • @commanderjason7786
      @commanderjason7786 7 лет назад +44

      "I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS."

    • @tdfern1
      @tdfern1 7 лет назад +7

      some guy He should totally do Breaking Bad.

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak 7 лет назад +154

    Did......did the Nostalgia Critic shave his head? For real? Man you're brave.

    • @KingsizeKini
      @KingsizeKini 7 лет назад +31

      Trinexx360 you mean he wasnt already bald?? 😮

    • @artisbot1122
      @artisbot1122 7 лет назад +21

      He's always been balled at his scalp. But had hair before on the sides. Like if you've seen his matrix reviews you can see his hair.

    • @mrwaffleman8732
      @mrwaffleman8732 7 лет назад +13

      I thought it was a bald cap until the end...didn't think he'd ever go through with something like that! Props to him

    • @weirdogirl1012
      @weirdogirl1012 7 лет назад +2

      Trinexx360 ikr, I don't think he had hair in his scalp, but he looks different without it....

    • @elizabethashley42
      @elizabethashley42 7 лет назад +21

      I think it gives him a pretty solid Walter White vibe.

  • @nikolaignatov4150
    @nikolaignatov4150 7 лет назад +616

    I'm having the same reaction as spongebob, "BALD! BALD!,BALD!"
    (Shields eyes)

    • @katiewoodhouse2883
      @katiewoodhouse2883 7 лет назад +39

      Nikola Ignatov MY EYES!

    • @IsaacV24
      @IsaacV24 7 лет назад +19

      Katie Woodhouse Alright! Alright!

    • @themightypancake5695
      @themightypancake5695 7 лет назад +36

      It's not bald! It's....thinning...

    • @admech590
      @admech590 7 лет назад +21

      Nikola Ignatov MY EYEEEESSSS!!

    • @Bobzilla2023
      @Bobzilla2023 7 лет назад +12

      I literally just watched the spongebob movie a day ago. 🤣🤣😂.