or maybe he didn't kill them because he got tunnel vision and didn't realize until later and balled himself out for it then again that's a bit trickier and these people couldn't wright an intact plot
Even funnier if when the two that get stuck in his mouth fly in, he spits ONE out and swallows the other casually. Like that could even be a major explanation for why he doesn't really go hunting them. Lemmings being like some combo of soy and popcorn: flavorless, plentiful, and you dont really even mentally register having eaten it. And they're dumb enough to have no sense of survival themselves.
Yeah it would actually and he'd poop them out alive later which would not only explain why he wouldn't just eat them but add on to that haha Lemmings can't die joke plot point or whatever
Rob Schneider does the voice of a talking, twerking polar bear with lemming sidekicks who use every bodily function joke known to man, and the first line is literally "Don't listen to the haters." That's all you really need to know what you're in for.
''This movie is turning me into a Captain Planet villain!'' That....that would actually be awesome. The Mysterious Mr Enter, defeats Captain Planet by pointing out the flaws in his show. XD
The villain of The Incredibles 2 has the same problem as the hero of Norm of the North. Evelyn Deavor wants to use technology and superheroes to destroy our trust in them. Because supers are already illegal, it's all Evelyn's fault if she aids her brother Winston in his plan to legalize supers by showing us why we can count on supers before telling us why we can't count on supers. If she didn't create Screenslaver problems for Elastigirl to stop, Winston's plan is guaranteed to fail without Evelyn as much as Mr. Greene was guaranteed to fail without Norm. To The Incredibles 2's credit, I don't think it is bad enough to turn Mr. Enter into Syndrome. The other supers in The Incredibles 2 don't do what the lemmings did for Mr. Enter to want them dead. March 1, 2020, 4:57pm
Polar bears were like my fav animals once, probably cause I used to love The Golden Compass from the His Dark Materials trilogy as a kid but now they just make me angry
How most animators involved in this movie must feel: "Yay! This movie is going to be in theaters. My life is finally paying off!" *watches movie* "Ah crap. This movie is garbage. Is it too late to remove my name from the credits?"
“Can our names be removed?” *When the movie releases...* *THE END* Produced by John Doe Written by John Doe John Doe John Doe Animated by John Doe John Doe John Doe John Doe John Doe
Directed by Mov Iemaker Norm: John Doe Mr. Greene: John Doe Norm's Grandfather: Allen Smithee Olympia: Allen Smithee Jr. Norm's Brother: Alan Smithee Vera: Allen Smithee Seagull: John Doe Special Thanks To John Doe
Ironically, one of the very few environmental movies that were good, was Finding Nemo. And it did it very indirectly. There was no 'in your face' anything. Just "Look how beautiful this place is!". Brought attention to the Reef without screaming GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
That's not really true. Finding Nemo is really more about not keeping wild animals as pets, a theme that is continued in the sequel but applied to aquariums which is a bit more problematic since unlike private pet owners aquariums do a lot of conservation and wildlife protection work and in fact are responsible for literally saving species from extinction. But Finding Nemo hurts public perception of how bad the Great Barrier Reef is really doing by presenting it as this lush, thriving, colorful ecosystem. It doesn't bring any attention to how bad the Reef was doing even back in 2003 and that's another problem: over-exposure to critically endangered animals in the media results in a public who doesn't think these animals are really in all that much danger. For example: did you know that there are probably less than 100,000 giraffes in all of Africa? If you are interested in a fun animated movie about animals that has an environmental message that isn't shoved down your throat try Rango. The whole movie's plot is about how cities built in the American Southwest desert (like Las Vegas) are destroying local ecosystems by sucking dry the water those animals need to live and using it to keep expensive golf courses green.
@@OsirisLord You forgot the part where some Americans who saw the movie released their pet saltwater fish into the wrong ocean, and now there are invasive lionfish off Long Island.
@@OsirisLord Back when I interned at a zoo we discussed it. Unfortunately stuff like Finding Dory tends to paint all animals in captivity as entirely bad. “Just let them go back home-“ Fact is…some of these animals don’t have a home to go back to. And I mean we could try, but… Well, poachers are dead set on keeping that from happening. I’ve seen recovered traps. I’ve seen the guns that the ranger teams have taken from them. They have no qualms about shooting other *people*. Rangers out there are at constant risk.
EonsDarkLatios it got more theatre releases than A MIYAZAKI FILM!!!!! OVER TWO THOUSAND THEATRES COMPARED TO LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED (sorry i got triggered cuz i love miyazaki)
@@g0rechan *insert American Dad "Actually...DIS is the bottom," joke* Yeah, seriously, wait until you hear about...ugh..."Sneezing Baby Panda: The Movie." Yes...I'm not making that up, it is...EXACTLY what you think it is. -.-
A VERY well-made film with relatable characters, an engaging story, and incredible animation. One that will be remembered for decades to come. But that's enough about Zootopia. Norm of the North on the other hand...
One thing that just occured to me as to why the whole Lion King rip-off doesn't work. A lion kingdom makes sense, because lions live in groups with a hierarchy. Polar bears, on the other hand, are solitary animals. Why would they be living in this big society? It makes no sense. Also, building anything permanent on the Arctic ice is impossible. The Arctic isn't like Antarctica, there is no solid continent underneath the ice, it's literally just one giant glacier that's constantly moving, which means any building put up there would eventually just slide into the ocean.
And Simba technically wouldn't be next in line to be king either, male lions leave their original prides and will go and usurp another lion pride, so the scene where Scar kills Mufasa somewhat makes sense from a biological perspective, Scar essentially took over Mufasa's territory and later lost it again to Simba.
At least the Lion King royalty is part of the movie, while in Norm Of The North. Royalty didn't matter in fact I bet if he wasn't royal none of this would be any different. I bet they just wanted to make him royal just because he's the main character and an animal. That didn't work to well with Bambi but at least it was made by the company.
Happy Feet, The Lion King, Open Season, all of these movies have something in common: they're better than Norm Of The North, so Norm Of The North ripped them all off.
I watch more RUclips reviews of movies than actual movies these days. They're usually shorter, written better, and don't star pedophile baby eaters. 👍👍
...So... Mr. Greene wants to make commercials to convince people to go to the arctic... and Norm wants to keep people away from the arctic... So Norm tries to keep people away from the arctic by helping Mr. Greene make commercials to convince people to go to the arctic...? What the fuck? That's like jumping into a river because you don't want to get your clothes wet.
I would think the best plan for Norm be to make the arctic look terrible through the commercials but cleverly making it sound good with an upbeat voice to fool Mr. Greene, like "Enjoy vast empty wastelands of nothing but below-freezing cold!" And then the joke would be it backfires and people end up loving the idea of moving to the arctic due to Norm''s promotion, as kind of a parody of advertising.
In a good version, green will have had good aproval because he brainwashes and makes people think condos are a great idea, norme makes the comercials worse and people realize its a stupid idea. But he's so rich and smart that he manages to bribe the whole polar council. Norme goes to stop him, his grandpa or the lemmings die and norme is an actual hero.
The villain of The Incredibles 2 has the same problem as the hero of Norm of the North. Evelyn Deavor wants to use technology and superheroes to destroy our trust in them. Because supers are already illegal, it's all Evelyn's fault if she aids her brother Winston in his plan to legalize supers by showing us why we can count on supers before telling us why we can't count on supers. If she didn't create Screenslaver problems for Elastigirl to stop, Winston's plan is guaranteed to fail without Evelyn as much as Mr. Greene was guaranteed to fail without Norm. March 1, 2020, 4:54pm
First thing coming to mind: "How the hell do you expect anyone to buy property in the Artic, of all places? That's dumb, even for a cartoon villain" Then turns out the villain doesn't really have to try hard to convince anyone. Because it's that kind of movie, where everyone is a dumbass. It's an old pattern with kid cartoons/movies: everyone else outside of the main characters, is either a moron at best, or a dick at worst. 😂
You know if this was about a black bear, a panda, a sloth bear, a sun bear, or a grizzly bear I could them not being able to hunt because they're omnivores, speaking of which the polar bear is also omnivorous but the only real plants it can eat is seaweed, so yeah norm should've starved years ago.
Not to be the guy that corrects an eight-year old comment but I will in a second: Polar bears are actually hypercarnivores. Their stomachs are specifically meant to digest fatty meat, so plants won't do anything to nourish them. This also means polar bears are the few animals that will actively seek out humans as a food source. If Norm of the North was accurate, Norm would've lived off of eating tourists if hunting seals and caribou was too difficult for him.
Here we go again. The "parent too caught up in their own life" trope has been done well in the past. In that case, the parent was wealthy, to the point where they didn't need or want any more money. But what made Rosa Ushiromiya interesting was that she never got over the disappearance of her lover (that is, the father of her daughter), and was convinced that if she could make her business succeed, then he'd come back. Because of this, she spent so much time between her company and a string of boyfriends that she ended up neglecting her daughter Maria. Since nobody would stay with her for very long due to the existence of Maria, Rosa ended up descending from a kind person doing the best she could with the hand she was dealt into a bitter and resentful woman, and her neglect slowly came closer to being abuse, as Maria was forced to spend multiple days alone, and was often smacked while Rosa was actually around. The themes their plot explored include stuff like hope turning into bitterness, the differing perspectives of events, and even how the most seemingly unforgivable deeds can still be atoned for.
Actually, that GIR clip explains why this movie doesn't make any kind of sense. Zim's latest plan to subjugate humanity was hypnosis via an animated film. Unfortunately, he let GIR write the script, and it bombed. Now everything makes sense. Forever.
Diamond The Hedgehog MrEnter points out all the flaws in the show and effectively kills Captain Planet. That’s how I can picture that fight going down. The best part? MrEnter gets away with it unscathed
That Censoring Guy(someone who censors videos for people who don't like hearing people, but still want to watch the video) made a censored version of this and it got copyright claimed by Lionsgate.
The moral of Coraline is basically 'don't be a brat, your parents are allowed to work hard and are people and you should appreciate them.' This is the only example I can think of though.
yeah, that picture is great... a better idea is sawing norms legs off while restrained and then let him bleed to death, and smashing the lemmings with a sledgehammer until the eyes and guts come out is a good too... i know, i'm a psycho... when it comes to hating, i'm a psycho.
Here's a way to fix the plot. Norm is an outcast for talking to Humans and liking Human Music which depresses him. His father who is the King and the Grandfather combined encourages him as it's said that they were gifted by a snow fairy to protect the arctic. Soon after Norm Discovers people drilling for Oil in the arctic which is destroying people's homes, Norm realizes his father's disappeared and tries to find him ending up in New York (During the Winter time around Christmas) By accident. There he meets Mister Green who is a Rival to Vera who is trying to save the Arctic and having her own stuff with Olympia. Mr. Green gives him the Sell the Arctic to save the Arctic speel to Norm to get him to be an Icon to drill in the Arctic and possibly set up Automated Factories there. He also tells Norm that Vera is the one trying to destroy the arctic while he's trying to save it, causing Norm to sabotage Vera as well and runs into Olivia who does a report on Magic for Home economics. Vera being very sciency doesn't actively support her interest in the Mythical empathizing with Norm. She eventually reveals the truth about Vera and Mr. Green and they discover that Mr. Green had his Father the whole time. Norm eventually rescues him and Olympia gives her mom papers to expose Mr. Green for Illegal construction and oil mining in the Arctic Norm returns home where he is hailed a hero but promises to return every Christmas for Vera's Christmas party as a special Guest visitor about the Arctic and the Magic of the Northern lights
I have an idea how to make this movie better, how about we make the plot make some fucking sense for once. First off, Norm can't kill because he had a brother in the past who tried to eat a seal and fell into the water after hitting his head on the ice and drowning. Norm falls into depression and Elizabeth ends up trying to cheer him as a girlfriend and she sort of does, his parents think he is just a good for nothing failure and will not ever amount to something. One day his grandfather is out and sees the humans recording and goes around snooping about the house to see what the human's plans are and he finds plans of Greene's destruction for the Artic for his own profit. His grandfather ends up getting captured by the humans, taken to New York. Socrates sees this, tells Norm this that his grandfather was taken as Socrates ended up following his grandfather into the building instead of showing Norm. Norm takes this opportunity to save his grandfather and prove once and for all he is not a failure. The Lemmings stay for the comedic effect and help along with his adventure (cutting out the piss scenes and actually being helpful). Once in New York, Norm has to find his grandfather and ends up running into Vera out on the streets who is coming home from work after a stressful day of not finding anyone to fill this role and having the possibility of being fired. (Now I know the issue of Norm being a polar bear in New York but maybe it would be better to have this film taking place in the winter and Greene wants the houses up by the summer so he gets the most profit in the summertime.) Olympia instead of being upset wants her mother to be happy and knows that even though her mom is gone a lot she still loves her and befriends Norm because he needs to stay somewhere. Vera is an environmentalist so she isn't going to turn away a talking bear (kids movie duh). Vera is trying to get Norm to be the mascot for the company so she can keep her job but Norm tells Olympia his entire plan because she wanted to get to know a talking bear. What kid wouldn't? She finds out his plan and is torn between helping out her mother who is helping destroy the artic and Norm who wants to become a King. The Lemmings sneak in with Norm one day and take out the security systems with how small they are sending the building into chaos. Norm tries to sneak into the room with his grandfather and it ends up being locked tight. Greene doesn't want to lose him. The reason Vera wanted to find a new mascot is because she knows that his grandfather is not being taken good care of and will possibly die. (Spoiler Alert : in this version he dies.) His grandfather ends up passing away and Norm tries to destroy the company by saying all the wrong things but Greene distorts his words. Once this has happened, approval ratings are sent up and Norm is sent into the cell where his grandfather died, the Lemmings come in to try and save him along with the help of Olympia and her friend from school. (Which should have been explained earlier, she has a guy friend at school who is like a computer geek.) They end up breaking the code and deactivating all the security measures. Norm is brought to Vera's house and has to figure out a way to stop Greene so the Lemmings end up stealing the boat before Greene gets it and sink it but the Lemmings don't make it out. Greene is at the dock when he sees this happening and Norm sneaks up behind him, killing Greene by knocking his head against the ground and throwing him into the water to drown. Norm then runs away back up into the Artic to tell everything that happened, his parents disapprove, tourists slowly dwindle due to the Greene fiasco, Elizabeth breaks up with Norm because of him killing a man and he slowly slides back into depression later killing himself by jumping off the cliff and banging his head on the ice. (This went real dark real fast i know)
As a (minor) defense for the scene with the bear suit guy pretending to be Norm in the house, they had never seen Norm with his mask off, given that they assume he's a person in a polar bear suit. So I'm.....HOPING their intention with that scene was for them to assume that's what he looks like without the mask.
True, and I think that's what they were going for... problem is, the video cameras HAD to have gotten footage of him walking into the house with the fake polar bear mask, because that's how Greene eventually realizes it isn't Norm. So Greene should've been able to see through this plan a lot sooner than he did. Not to mention that the guy in the suit doesn't really sound or act like Norm at all. You'd think Greene would be able to tell the difference after being around Norm for so much of the movie.
Before going into the theater to see this movie: Me: This is going to suck My Mom: Don't be so negative After the movie: My Mom: ... Me: 😏 My Mom: shut up
The difference between the lemmings and the minions is that the first two disspicable me movies are good and they only got annoying when they get their own movie.
20:47 Greene finally snaps after realizing he is in the Norm of the North movie and opens fire with a fully loaded automatic assault rifle in a crowded restaurant. After killing 37 people and injuring 12 others, Greene ends his own life by firing upwards into the roof of his mouth. Police investigations are currently ongoing.
We actually did win, but Mr Enter can't let go of this "review" which in a way isn't fair use considering it was barely edited and is almost the same length as the film itself because he just goes on a tangent on something that has nothing to do with the film.
+ssjMarioX9000 How exactly is he going off on a tangent? He's talking about the film and criticizing its flaws the whole time. Even if he does get overly angry and dramatic at some points, his criticism of the movie is still valid and counts as fair use. Also, the movie is over twice as long as this review.
***** Sometimes he is criticizing flaws, but most of the time he would just nitpick on the flaw while bringing up a different subject that has nothing to do with the film/episode. I know the film is twice as long, but still, no one would watch a video for 40 minutes out of their spare time. Most reviews have to be short, simple and to the point, that way the review would keep the viewers attention. When Mr Enter over analyzes he makes the review longer, he doesn't get to the message across from his long videos, and the viewers usually lose interest in long videos. Not to mention his videos are a bit boring, which makes it worse; he should really find ways to keep his viewers engaged to his videos to get better views. Also He kinda takes things a bit too seriously.
Speaking of that character who looked straight out of the Bratz cartoon...yep. It's the same studio. Not surprised; their CGI was always pretty terrible. The Bratz cartoon has some of the worst CGI, even for an animated series and direct-to-video movies from the mid-2000s. That being said...somehow the Bratz cartoon is more watchable than Norm of the North. But that's not saying much; ANYTHING is more watchable than this.
(on the phone) viacom executive: Yes sir, we own the hipster with noodle arms, the vegan polar bears, and the minion lemmings!... yes i'm serious... I WILL SUE YOU FOR SAYING THAT!...hello?... FUCK
It burns a little more to know they wasted Ken Jeong. He's got some serious talent and real star power and they hand him... THIS. I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Excuse me.
I think the title of "Shut Up and Dance" was supposed to be taken literally. They were saying, "Hey, stop paying attention to how horrible this movie is, just ignore all of it because we have a catchy pop song! Turn your brain off, and just shut up and dance!"
- Intro to movie - 0:35 Oh, look, the animation is pretty good for something a smaller company made! I love the fur! 1:11 "Don't listen to the haters, Norm." Aaaaaand I'm out. Rip this thing to shreds.
THE we bare bears cast movies Panda is freaking because of how good Kung fu panda was. Grizz is satisfied with brother bear. Ice bear is literally destroying lions gate for making this thing.
I remember a post on Tumblr about that whole parent cliche. It was something to the effect of "Can we stop this cliche demonizing hardworking parents. Like, why do you think they're working so hard in the first place???"
Agreed. This kind of plot only works when it's clear that the parent doesn't need to work as much as they do... or if they're all about the job even when they're not at work. Either way, lots more nuance needed than "working parent bad".
Believe it or not, there are a COUPLE of things I can overlook in this movie. As far as Norm not being able to hunt: It's a cartoon movie with anthropomorphic animals, so I'll just assume his family has provided him with food his whole life out of sympathy, and this was him trying to prove he can do it himself. And to be honest - the BASIS of Norm and the seagull's plan isn't terrible; it is POSSIBLE Mr Greene could find an actor (especially in a place like NYC) that would put on a performance that would succeed in selling his Arctic houses, however slim that may be, so Norm going to NY to try and sabotage the plan could make sense. This is why I'd say the actual "real villain" isn't the seagull but Norm's brother, since he's the one who told Norm a good performance would make people want to preserve the Arctic, thus why Norm does the stupid thing and NOT try to make a bad performance. That and, well, everything else is where the movie abysmally fails.
And, in Norm's defense, tourists and advertisement crews were coming out to the arctic anyway; so as far as he knew, people building homes there was a distinct possibility. He didn't know until after he got to NY that the project depended so heavily on his cooperation. After he finds out, though... I got nothing. He's an idiot.
You know what's the best enviromental message I've seen in a movie? The smoke above the human city in Priest. Basically, a half-vampire has the idea to get a nest of vampires, load them in a stolen armored train and drive into the human capital. They couldn't have travelled there in secret on foot because the sun would've forced them to put up a camp every day, but in the city, the pollution clouds shield them from sunlight so it'd be a massacre. I repeat, the best enviromental message.
The babblig in front of your crush like an idiot "cliche" i can understand. yes it's highly overused but it makes sense. when ur overwhelemed you kinda don't know what to say. heck im in a relationship and whenever my lover says something that embarasses me and i try to respond it just devolves into senseless babbling
El TardBiscuit I can understand, too, but what I can't stand anymore is the overuse of it... That and the workaholic parent cliche that can burn in the deepest pit of Hell!
El TardBiscuit Yeah, I can understand it too. Whenever I think of any crush I've had I kinda start babbling on. But sometimes it's used SO MUCH that it just annoys the hell out of me.
I can understand being unsure what to say and afraid of doing something stupid and pissing your crush off to blow your first impression, but they use it in EVERY - SINGLE - BLOODY - MOVIE!
I like it when it's used in specific moderation. Like best example, "talking to your crush with relative ease and having real conversations and getting to know each other, but then they ask something along the lines of 'how do I look,' and then the first character gets flustered while trying to tell them they look good." That's the best use of it for me because it's cuter when you're actually TRYING to flirt with or compliment the person and that's what makes you flustered; not just talking to them outright. (You can still be nervous around them while still being able to speak to them normally.)
This was made by people who too stupidly immature moronic, idiotic buffoons who think that both fart jokes and pee jokes are funny where, in reality, they not, they are immature jokes that most people find it unfunny and immature for them.
Has anyone else noticed that the thin security guard that chases Norm when he first arrives in New York changes his skin from black to white between scenes? Good Lord, this movie is irredeemable in literally every single way...
Oh, God... I remember I went to see this in theaters. I distinctly remember saying to the girl in the box office, "I'm in the mood for something stupid", and I sure as hell got it! I remember leaving thinking, "Geez, I feel like the Nostalgia Critic will be reviewing this in the future"
Just going to say, it seems almost as if the people who made this movie put the entire budget on Mr. Greene. Not in character design for sure, but in the way he moves. He moves so quickly, fluidly, and in such weird ways that it must have been the epitome of purgatory to animate. This coming from the prior knowledge that even a simple amateur animation can take a day or more to create. What's more, it seems like they put more effort into the character models for the humans than the animals, seeing as the humans actually have physics attached to things like their hair and clothes whereas it looks like the only animal that had noticeable physics was the king. While the human models aren't perfect they still manage to at least be nicer to look at than our antagonistic-protagonist It makes it seem almost as if Norm wasn't originally intended to be the main character in this movie.
I think they were probably so burned out from making the human rigs work that they just decided not to care when they got to the animals. Maybe they figured nobody would notice the difference in physics and the like. I will admit, though, I am very curious about how they made Mr. Greene's rig. I think the strange way he's animated is actually pretty interesting, even though it clashes with the rest of the movie's style.
Just like how the caribou are rip offs of the stags from Brother Bear, or how the F*CKING LEMMINGS are rip offs of Minions and every other dumb comic relief that doesn't speak.
The fact that he had to reupload it twice goes to show how confident this studio is that their product is good. They also put a bunch of only positive reviews of the movie on IMDB, (but of course they got overcrowded by negative reviews)
Your review is fantastic and you point out several things I missed in my own review. The layer upon layer of stupidity in this movie just seems like too much for any reviewer to get to. For example I completely missed your point about the cameras I guess because I was overwhelmed by the stupidity of Norm's grandpa not wanting to be rescued that this small thing went over my head. I would have really liked to be in the room when this was being written and the reactions if some of the baffling decisions were questioned "Why would Norm help the bad guys sell the arctic if the idea didn't have the approval in the first place when breaking his grandpa out would have no negative consequences?" "Shut up, you're fired!"
Norm is essentially Heath Ledger's joker. He gets himself in trouble and gets himself out of it and back to same position as before only with people being hurt or killed for no reason. At least the joker thought his plan through.
True story, while watching this, the youtube advertisement that popped up was for a streaming service that offered "all the kids' favorite movies!"...and one of the movies highlighted was Norm of the North >< (locally renamed "an icebear in new york")
What wasMr. Green trying to accomplish by having an actor who looked just like Norm? Was he hoping people would think an ACTUAL polar bear was talking to them about the Arctic? He's thinking he needs a true symbol of the Arctic to sell it...why does the actor need to look just like Norm? Just grab anyone and put them in a polar bear suit.
I remember the trailer for this thing... It looked so much better than the actual movie! They made a better job editing and selling this crap at the audience than this abomination ever could.
28:03 I thought her purpose was to blatantly explain the plot of the film. The writers figured the plot was so convoluted and dumb, they needed someone to explain what Norm's next move was.
They could've made this work by simply changing the housing market to oil drilling. Then Norm would make the Arctic popular to convince people not to drill there. At least the main plot line would make sense.
This is FF13 levels of stupid. Villain could get anyone to do it, and even threatened to do so (in FF13's case it was to kill himself). All the Heroes had to do was do NOTHING, there was literally nothing they could do without doing what the villain wanted (heroes' plan was don't do what villain wants, which was to die which meant dooming the moon they LIVE on to crash into the planet, kill the villain and hope for the best). The worse part was it happened in FF13-2 too. Even when Norm goes to the city it's even more retarded that he made ZERO attempt to practically and/or literally shit on the villain's plan.
But in a BAD way. The (only) 2003 DreamWorks Animation movie is Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, and it has different CGI which actually looks non-dated compared to the CGI of Norm of the North.
Imagine how great this movie could be if the plot was about Mr. Greene searching the whole Arctic and Norm trying to not be caught to be used in the commercial. (And in he end he is caught but he breaks the camera and there's a happy ending)
If he just swallowed the Lemmings at the beginning casually, it would actually be a great joke.
MforZorro | Movesets Except these writers hate comedy.
or maybe he didn't kill them because he got tunnel vision and didn't realize until later and balled himself out for it then again that's a bit trickier and these people couldn't wright an intact plot
Even funnier if when the two that get stuck in his mouth fly in, he spits ONE out and swallows the other casually.
Like that could even be a major explanation for why he doesn't really go hunting them. Lemmings being like some combo of soy and popcorn: flavorless, plentiful, and you dont really even mentally register having eaten it. And they're dumb enough to have no sense of survival themselves.
Great idea
Yeah it would actually and he'd poop them out alive later which would not only explain why he wouldn't just eat them but add on to that haha Lemmings can't die joke plot point or whatever
Rob Schneider does the voice of a talking, twerking polar bear with lemming sidekicks who use every bodily function joke known to man, and the first line is literally "Don't listen to the haters." That's all you really need to know what you're in for.
Caravaggio Thanks I hate it!
Rob Schneider is creepy
Rob Schneider is A POLAR BEAR rated pg 13
@@peterwayne3571 Lol
Ignore when he says Don’t listen to the haters. I bet someone said that near the microphone. How bout I say “U ARE A BAD PIECE OF $|-|!-|-
''This movie is turning me into a Captain Planet villain!'' That....that would actually be awesome. The Mysterious Mr Enter, defeats Captain Planet by pointing out the flaws in his show. XD
Luke van Kleef then he plans to level a forest to build a hospital center. (Logic)
TINY FOX TIM I thought his plan was to destroy the arctic? Oh wait, HE'LL DO BOTH! GENIUS!
That sounds like a great idea for a piece of fanart.
That’s be pretty amazing to see
The villain of The Incredibles 2 has the same problem as the hero of Norm of the North. Evelyn Deavor wants to use technology and superheroes to destroy our trust in them. Because supers are already illegal, it's all Evelyn's fault if she aids her brother Winston in his plan to legalize supers by showing us why we can count on supers before telling us why we can't count on supers. If she didn't create Screenslaver problems for Elastigirl to stop, Winston's plan is guaranteed to fail without Evelyn as much as Mr. Greene was guaranteed to fail without Norm. To The Incredibles 2's credit, I don't think it is bad enough to turn Mr. Enter into Syndrome. The other supers in The Incredibles 2 don't do what the lemmings did for Mr. Enter to want them dead. March 1, 2020, 4:57pm
Ice Bear feels shame.
Poor Ice bear.
I feel sad for Ice Bear
Aww, I love We Bare Bears! **hugs** don't worry, Ice Bear, we still love you!
Awww cute
Don’t worry Ice Bear. We still love you.
According to Wikipedia, "Prior to the release of the film, two 45-minute direct-to-DVD sequels were announced."
You know what you have to do.
Polar bears were like my fav animals once, probably cause I used to love The Golden Compass from the His Dark Materials trilogy as a kid but now they just make me angry
The Shocker 1 Nothing has surfaced.... *yet.* Don't let your guard down, people.
10-4. So far all's clear in the Midwest. No anomalous readings, over.
All is clear on the East Coast as well, over.
Cat Nerd All's clear in the Southeast....
*gasp*
WAITASECOND! I....I THINK THE BOYS HAVE SPOTTED SOMETHIN'! REPEAT, POSSIBLE TARGET SIGHTED, OVER!!!
This is an anti-movie. If you play it at the same time as a real movie, the two would cancel each other out and you'd just see nothing.
XD wow. I can actually see that.
@@pundertalefan4391 no you can't
@@letteredsymbol7922 I meant hypothetically. I can't actually SEE it. I haven't tried. I never will either. I don't want this movie in my house. XD
How most animators involved in this movie must feel:
"Yay! This movie is going to be in theaters. My life is finally paying off!"
*watches movie*
"Ah crap. This movie is garbage. Is it too late to remove my name from the credits?"
“Can our names be removed?”
*When the movie releases...*
*THE END*
Produced by
John Doe
Written by
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
Animated by
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
Chris ThreeLeaf Directed by:
*J O H N D O E*
Chris ThreeLeaf Or alternatively, their names are all replaced by Alan Smithee.
Directed by Mov Iemaker
Norm: John Doe
Mr. Greene: John Doe
Norm's Grandfather: Allen Smithee
Olympia: Allen Smithee Jr.
Norm's Brother: Alan Smithee
Vera: Allen Smithee
Seagull: John Doe
Special Thanks To
John Doe
@Carry the Lucumber Hilarious! Also, I totally forgot I made this comment.
Ironically, one of the very few environmental movies that were good, was Finding Nemo.
And it did it very indirectly. There was no 'in your face' anything. Just "Look how beautiful this place is!". Brought attention to the Reef without screaming GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
And Wall-E
That's not really true. Finding Nemo is really more about not keeping wild animals as pets, a theme that is continued in the sequel but applied to aquariums which is a bit more problematic since unlike private pet owners aquariums do a lot of conservation and wildlife protection work and in fact are responsible for literally saving species from extinction. But Finding Nemo hurts public perception of how bad the Great Barrier Reef is really doing by presenting it as this lush, thriving, colorful ecosystem. It doesn't bring any attention to how bad the Reef was doing even back in 2003 and that's another problem: over-exposure to critically endangered animals in the media results in a public who doesn't think these animals are really in all that much danger. For example: did you know that there are probably less than 100,000 giraffes in all of Africa?
If you are interested in a fun animated movie about animals that has an environmental message that isn't shoved down your throat try Rango. The whole movie's plot is about how cities built in the American Southwest desert (like Las Vegas) are destroying local ecosystems by sucking dry the water those animals need to live and using it to keep expensive golf courses green.
@@OsirisLord You forgot the part where some Americans who saw the movie released their pet saltwater fish into the wrong ocean, and now there are invasive lionfish off Long Island.
@@OsirisLord I adore both movies, honestly
@@OsirisLord Back when I interned at a zoo we discussed it. Unfortunately stuff like Finding Dory tends to paint all animals in captivity as entirely bad.
“Just let them go back home-“
Fact is…some of these animals don’t have a home to go back to. And I mean we could try, but…
Well, poachers are dead set on keeping that from happening. I’ve seen recovered traps. I’ve seen the guns that the ranger teams have taken from them. They have no qualms about shooting other *people*. Rangers out there are at constant risk.
Norm of the North
Walmart quality movie that was actually showed in theaters.
Dafuk.
EonsDarkLatios it got more theatre releases than A MIYAZAKI FILM!!!!! OVER TWO THOUSAND THEATRES COMPARED TO LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED (sorry i got triggered cuz i love miyazaki)
Not even Walmart quality, more like dollar store quality.
@@TooCooFoYou unfortunately, I've seen it at Wal-Mart.
@@g0rechan *insert American Dad "Actually...DIS is the bottom," joke* Yeah, seriously, wait until you hear about...ugh..."Sneezing Baby Panda: The Movie." Yes...I'm not making that up, it is...EXACTLY what you think it is. -.-
A VERY well-made film with relatable characters, an engaging story, and incredible animation. One that will be remembered for decades to come.
But that's enough about Zootopia. Norm of the North on the other hand...
I love jokes like that.
A movie beyond what people can do. A true masterpiece
Shut up, norm. I'm talking about How to Train your dragon.
TINY FOX TIM
TINY BOX TIM MIXED WITH FOXES
FREN
OfficialEVANLUTION Take everything you just said, flip it, and add farting and pissing lemmings and you basically got this movie
👏
Norm of the north is MORE than an animated atrocity. It's an animated monstrosity!
Animated abomination!
An animated catastrophe
An animated disaster!
A eldritch nightmare.
- Albert Einstein
"I give it a week."
"I give it 11 minutes."
I wish that they would just leave this video up. it's one of my Favs 😂
lol nice spongebob reference (Nature Pants)
Can I have more time?
"We payed NINE dollars for THIS?"
"I payed TEN!"
+JustSomeKid InTheComments haha good joke
One thing that just occured to me as to why the whole Lion King rip-off doesn't work. A lion kingdom makes sense, because lions live in groups with a hierarchy. Polar bears, on the other hand, are solitary animals. Why would they be living in this big society? It makes no sense.
Also, building anything permanent on the Arctic ice is impossible. The Arctic isn't like Antarctica, there is no solid continent underneath the ice, it's literally just one giant glacier that's constantly moving, which means any building put up there would eventually just slide into the ocean.
lion king isn't realistic either. the very first scene had elephants kissing a lion's ass. elephants can kill a lion with one god stomp or swat.
And Simba technically wouldn't be next in line to be king either, male lions leave their original prides and will go and usurp another lion pride, so the scene where Scar kills Mufasa somewhat makes sense from a biological perspective, Scar essentially took over Mufasa's territory and later lost it again to Simba.
It would've been a ripoff of a ripoff because Lion King is a copy of Kimba
At least the Lion King royalty is part of the movie, while in Norm Of The North. Royalty didn't matter in fact I bet if he wasn't royal none of this would be any different. I bet they just wanted to make him royal just because he's the main character and an animal. That didn't work to well with Bambi but at least it was made by the company.
@@princenadroj9766 it’s still animation, you need suspend some disbelief
Happy Feet, The Lion King, Open Season, all of these movies have something in common: they're better than Norm Of The North, so Norm Of The North ripped them all off.
8000 cats don’t forget despicable me because of the lemmings
Even Ferngully deserves an Oscar after this
hypn00s197 Ferngully was arguably good.
Open Season and The Lion King were both directed by Roger Allers by the way
What about interstella 5555
How to loose faith in humanity 101:
The creators have confirmed sequels will be made for Norm of the North.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
WHAT?
I heard they canceled the sequels
Madison Gustave Actually there’s a sequel in production right now called “Keys To the Kingdom”.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
When you realize a review of a movie is better than the movie itself :/
Kordell Moe At least this movie is meme-worthy
That's the case for all RUclips reviews of bad movies
I watch more RUclips reviews of movies than actual movies these days. They're usually shorter, written better, and don't star pedophile baby eaters. 👍👍
@@christopherwallace7903 It's not meme worthy.
It is FUCKING CRINGEWORTHY!!!
Is it weird that the drawing of Enter and Norm on the thumbnail looks a lot better than any of the CGI designs of the characters in this movie?
Nope!
lol The wikning profile pic fit so well
of course not. if u notice that it means ure smart 😉
Rumble Delta
If the movie was in 2D it would be a tad bit better.
Of course, that doesn't excuse the humor and story for this movie...
Rumble Delta no
...So... Mr. Greene wants to make commercials to convince people to go to the arctic... and Norm wants to keep people away from the arctic... So Norm tries to keep people away from the arctic by helping Mr. Greene make commercials to convince people to go to the arctic...? What the fuck? That's like jumping into a river because you don't want to get your clothes wet.
I would think the best plan for Norm be to make the arctic look terrible through the commercials but cleverly making it sound good with an upbeat voice to fool Mr. Greene, like "Enjoy vast empty wastelands of nothing but below-freezing cold!" And then the joke would be it backfires and people end up loving the idea of moving to the arctic due to Norm''s promotion, as kind of a parody of advertising.
DynoStretch that would've made more sense
In a good version, green will have had good aproval because he brainwashes and makes people think condos are a great idea, norme makes the comercials worse and people realize its a stupid idea. But he's so rich and smart that he manages to bribe the whole polar council. Norme goes to stop him, his grandpa or the lemmings die and norme is an actual hero.
The villain of The Incredibles 2 has the same problem as the hero of Norm of the North. Evelyn Deavor wants to use technology and superheroes to destroy our trust in them. Because supers are already illegal, it's all Evelyn's fault if she aids her brother Winston in his plan to legalize supers by showing us why we can count on supers before telling us why we can't count on supers. If she didn't create Screenslaver problems for Elastigirl to stop, Winston's plan is guaranteed to fail without Evelyn as much as Mr. Greene was guaranteed to fail without Norm. March 1, 2020, 4:54pm
First thing coming to mind:
"How the hell do you expect anyone to buy property in the Artic, of all places? That's dumb, even for a cartoon villain"
Then turns out the villain doesn't really have to try hard to convince anyone. Because it's that kind of movie, where everyone is a dumbass. It's an old pattern with kid cartoons/movies: everyone else outside of the main characters, is either a moron at best, or a dick at worst. 😂
You know if this was about a black bear, a panda, a sloth bear, a sun bear, or a grizzly bear I could them not being able to hunt because they're omnivores, speaking of which the polar bear is also omnivorous but the only real plants it can eat is seaweed, so yeah norm should've starved years ago.
Actaully several have been spotted eating meat such as fish
warrior gojira or he'd be grotesquely skeletal...like skinnier than all of the humans' necks in this cinematic stinker ☠️💀☠️
Not to be the guy that corrects an eight-year old comment but I will in a second: Polar bears are actually hypercarnivores. Their stomachs are specifically meant to digest fatty meat, so plants won't do anything to nourish them.
This also means polar bears are the few animals that will actively seek out humans as a food source. If Norm of the North was accurate, Norm would've lived off of eating tourists if hunting seals and caribou was too difficult for him.
Here we go again.
The "parent too caught up in their own life" trope has been done well in the past. In that case, the parent was wealthy, to the point where they didn't need or want any more money.
But what made Rosa Ushiromiya interesting was that she never got over the disappearance of her lover (that is, the father of her daughter), and was convinced that if she could make her business succeed, then he'd come back. Because of this, she spent so much time between her company and a string of boyfriends that she ended up neglecting her daughter Maria. Since nobody would stay with her for very long due to the existence of Maria, Rosa ended up descending from a kind person doing the best she could with the hand she was dealt into a bitter and resentful woman, and her neglect slowly came closer to being abuse, as Maria was forced to spend multiple days alone, and was often smacked while Rosa was actually around. The themes their plot explored include stuff like hope turning into bitterness, the differing perspectives of events, and even how the most seemingly unforgivable deeds can still be atoned for.
@Nightmare What movie is this person talking about?
@Nightmare Okay, I see.
@@isobelmiller7464 what movie is that I wanna watch it
@@kylestacey5973 Well, the person whose account is now deleted told me the name of the movie, but I forgot what it is.
@@WolfRider2002 oh okay
Is it just me, or does it sound like Mr. Enter is progressively going insane throughout the duration of this review?
I think just about anyone would go insane the more they watch this piece of crap "movie".
Could you blame him though? The movie is so bad, Mr Enter gone crazy from watching it!
Well, Cellspex went insane reviewing this movie.
He does that.
Who wouldn't?
Olympia: whats your plan?
Norm: hm.........
*insert invader zim dance club clip from shark tale atrocity*
TINY FOX TIM hey mr wonderful aww so incredible hey mr wonderful a miracle to me hey mr wonderful a miracle to me
Everyone an moron
@@kyragthecat177
EVERYONE'S A MOROOOOON
EVERYONE'S A TOOL WITH THIS HAIR-BRAINED SCHEME
EVERYONE'S A MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOON
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM!
It's funny how this movie about saving the Arctic makes the viewer want to nuke the Arctic.
Gabriel Bajlo "You can use the arctic to save the arctic" Socrates, 2016
I don’t want to nuke the arctic. But I don’t want to watch this movie.
Actually, that GIR clip explains why this movie doesn't make any kind of sense. Zim's latest plan to subjugate humanity was hypnosis via an animated film. Unfortunately, he let GIR write the script, and it bombed.
Now everything makes sense. Forever.
well maybe the turkey was the one who made the entire movie, and GIR was secretly the turkey.
That will be a cool twist ending
But then who put bacon in the soap?
XD nice.
I would pay to see that fight between MrEnter and Captain Planet.
Diamond The Hedgehog MrEnter points out all the flaws in the show and effectively kills Captain Planet. That’s how I can picture that fight going down.
The best part? MrEnter gets away with it unscathed
Sky Comix, the Dorbees get squashed under Mr. Enter’s shoes while speeding towards Captain Planet!
My money would be on MrEnter
Would u rather watch mr clean commercials -_-
@@zooemperor3954 tqetrqyu’myweyuprttieoro
People actually copyright claim this... Is just let this ship burn and sink and be done with it
I'd *
That Censoring Guy(someone who censors videos for people who don't like hearing people, but still want to watch the video) made a censored version of this and it got copyright claimed by Lionsgate.
A wild re-upload appeared
PLEEEASE don't get taken down
Use Copyright Claim!
*its super effective*
Uses 'youtube', nvm, it was worthless :/
I think this is the 2nd time he had to reupload it. that's shows how much youtube has gone to shit
I"m not sure how he avoid getitng flagged three times out of nowhere nad poof channel gone! without notice or chance to debate nope that be sensable
I've lost count how many times this video has been reuploaded someone mind telling me?
I was just about to say the same thing. I saved it in anticipation that it will be removed.
Copyright claimers don't get penalties for trying to shut down reviewers and failing
too many
Sir Forgetful cooks
Olimar 5050 1 time
The moral of Coraline is basically 'don't be a brat, your parents are allowed to work hard and are people and you should appreciate them.' This is the only example I can think of though.
I like the picture about killing Norm, by the way, Mr. Enter.
Clinton Nwachukwu It should go in a Museum
I used to love polar bears & they used to be one of my fav animals but now I hate them so I love that picture
yeah, that picture is great... a better idea is sawing norms legs off while restrained and then let him bleed to death, and smashing the lemmings with a sledgehammer until the eyes and guts come out is a good too... i know, i'm a psycho... when it comes to hating, i'm a psycho.
I wonder if it was criticized for being "mean spirited".
It is a spectacular piece of art so raw and powerful
I just hate this movie so fucking much
Who would want to claim this things copyright?
People who make crap seem more inclined to defend it than people who make something halfway decent.
+Ethan suomynona Because people who make halfway decent things don't want to keep their stuff from being seen?
Ikr, the entire film of foodfight is on youtube and no one gives a shit
$$$
+Steaky Mcsteakerson also a cars life
oh God did they rope poor Ken Jeong into this?
He's actually talented :(
DigiFox0 he did it just to get paid.
@@raisou9750 So you're telling me he's a sellout
@@diegodubber2140 It's on TV Tropes YMMV
Here's a way to fix the plot. Norm is an outcast for talking to Humans and liking Human Music which depresses him. His father who is the King and the Grandfather combined encourages him as it's said that they were gifted by a snow fairy to protect the arctic. Soon after Norm Discovers people drilling for Oil in the arctic which is destroying people's homes, Norm realizes his father's disappeared and tries to find him ending up in New York (During the Winter time around Christmas) By accident. There he meets Mister Green who is a Rival to Vera who is trying to save the Arctic and having her own stuff with Olympia. Mr. Green gives him the Sell the Arctic to save the Arctic speel to Norm to get him to be an Icon to drill in the Arctic and possibly set up Automated Factories there. He also tells Norm that Vera is the one trying to destroy the arctic while he's trying to save it, causing Norm to sabotage Vera as well and runs into Olivia who does a report on Magic for Home economics. Vera being very sciency doesn't actively support her interest in the Mythical empathizing with Norm. She eventually reveals the truth about Vera and Mr. Green and they discover that Mr. Green had his Father the whole time. Norm eventually rescues him and Olympia gives her mom papers to expose Mr. Green for Illegal construction and oil mining in the Arctic Norm returns home where he is hailed a hero but promises to return every Christmas for Vera's Christmas party as a special Guest visitor about the Arctic and the Magic of the Northern lights
Ahh
Much better.
MinaMinas CTFTLKHTTYDFan99 thank you
That’s way more interesting
@@gracekim1998 thank you
I can't tell if Norm is a polar bear, a pacifist, a vegan, or a feminist.
He could be all of them.
@Sekačka Obecná Norm isn't gay! This show is homophobic!
@@BobMcBobJr just saying there is no confirmation that Norm _isnt_ bi or pan
@@purpleapple4052 in fact, do we know useless girlfriend 265 isnt trans?
The kids they have later on could easily be adopted
@@dodojesus4529 Well, Norm's kids do all share the same model as Child-Norm and the other cubs in this movie, so they could well be adopted...
“Nothings wrong with you, Norm. You’re special.”
That is incredibly patronizing..........
I have an idea how to make this movie better, how about we make the plot make some fucking sense for once. First off, Norm can't kill because he had a brother in the past who tried to eat a seal and fell into the water after hitting his head on the ice and drowning. Norm falls into depression and Elizabeth ends up trying to cheer him as a girlfriend and she sort of does, his parents think he is just a good for nothing failure and will not ever amount to something. One day his grandfather is out and sees the humans recording and goes around snooping about the house to see what the human's plans are and he finds plans of Greene's destruction for the Artic for his own profit. His grandfather ends up getting captured by the humans, taken to New York. Socrates sees this, tells Norm this that his grandfather was taken as Socrates ended up following his grandfather into the building instead of showing Norm. Norm takes this opportunity to save his grandfather and prove once and for all he is not a failure. The Lemmings stay for the comedic effect and help along with his adventure (cutting out the piss scenes and actually being helpful). Once in New York, Norm has to find his grandfather and ends up running into Vera out on the streets who is coming home from work after a stressful day of not finding anyone to fill this role and having the possibility of being fired. (Now I know the issue of Norm being a polar bear in New York but maybe it would be better to have this film taking place in the winter and Greene wants the houses up by the summer so he gets the most profit in the summertime.) Olympia instead of being upset wants her mother to be happy and knows that even though her mom is gone a lot she still loves her and befriends Norm because he needs to stay somewhere. Vera is an environmentalist so she isn't going to turn away a talking bear (kids movie duh). Vera is trying to get Norm to be the mascot for the company so she can keep her job but Norm tells Olympia his entire plan because she wanted to get to know a talking bear. What kid wouldn't? She finds out his plan and is torn between helping out her mother who is helping destroy the artic and Norm who wants to become a King. The Lemmings sneak in with Norm one day and take out the security systems with how small they are sending the building into chaos. Norm tries to sneak into the room with his grandfather and it ends up being locked tight. Greene doesn't want to lose him. The reason Vera wanted to find a new mascot is because she knows that his grandfather is not being taken good care of and will possibly die. (Spoiler Alert : in this version he dies.) His grandfather ends up passing away and Norm tries to destroy the company by saying all the wrong things but Greene distorts his words. Once this has happened, approval ratings are sent up and Norm is sent into the cell where his grandfather died, the Lemmings come in to try and save him along with the help of Olympia and her friend from school. (Which should have been explained earlier, she has a guy friend at school who is like a computer geek.) They end up breaking the code and deactivating all the security measures. Norm is brought to Vera's house and has to figure out a way to stop Greene so the Lemmings end up stealing the boat before Greene gets it and sink it but the Lemmings don't make it out. Greene is at the dock when he sees this happening and Norm sneaks up behind him, killing Greene by knocking his head against the ground and throwing him into the water to drown. Norm then runs away back up into the Artic to tell everything that happened, his parents disapprove, tourists slowly dwindle due to the Greene fiasco, Elizabeth breaks up with Norm because of him killing a man and he slowly slides back into depression later killing himself by jumping off the cliff and banging his head on the ice. (This went real dark real fast i know)
They should have hired you to be one of the writers
I did save it, and thanks I do write some stories here and there, nothing ends up finished though.
I feel you, I do the same thing on my wattpad account.
Kewlio dood
nah it would mean that they would have to put effort.
As a (minor) defense for the scene with the bear suit guy pretending to be Norm in the house, they had never seen Norm with his mask off, given that they assume he's a person in a polar bear suit. So I'm.....HOPING their intention with that scene was for them to assume that's what he looks like without the mask.
True, and I think that's what they were going for... problem is, the video cameras HAD to have gotten footage of him walking into the house with the fake polar bear mask, because that's how Greene eventually realizes it isn't Norm. So Greene should've been able to see through this plan a lot sooner than he did.
Not to mention that the guy in the suit doesn't really sound or act like Norm at all. You'd think Greene would be able to tell the difference after being around Norm for so much of the movie.
Does anybody else want to go to Rob Schneider's house, hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "No. No. Bad Schneider. Bad."?
Before going into the theater to see this movie:
Me: This is going to suck
My Mom: Don't be so negative
After the movie:
My Mom: ...
Me: 😏
My Mom: shut up
I'm so sorry you were subjected to this. But that's just amazing. XD
I feel bad for you. I hope you've gotten away from such a person.
Speaking of them ripping off the Lion King, the Lemmings' hot tub being made by passing gas is a rip off of the Lion King 1 1/2.
GREAT! They're so desperate that they ripped off one of the Disney direct to video sequels (Or prequel in the case of The Lion King 1 1/2)
And The Lion King 1 1/2 did that joke so much better too
tim5fl it was a midquel
The difference between the lemmings and the minions is that the first two disspicable me movies are good and they only got annoying when they get their own movie.
Making the comic relief the focus is a rookie mistake.
20:47 Greene finally snaps after realizing he is in the Norm of the North movie and opens fire with a fully loaded automatic assault rifle in a crowded restaurant. After killing 37 people and injuring 12 others, Greene ends his own life by firing upwards into the roof of his mouth. Police investigations are currently ongoing.
The score is now...
Fair use: 1
RUclips's BS: 5,000,673
We're on our way!
1? When did that happen?
+Bronot 5000 Never, that's when. we just won't ever win.
We actually did win, but Mr Enter can't let go of this "review" which in a way isn't fair use considering it was barely edited and is almost the same length as the film itself because he just goes on a tangent on something that has nothing to do with the film.
+ssjMarioX9000 How exactly is he going off on a tangent? He's talking about the film and criticizing its flaws the whole time. Even if he does get overly angry and dramatic at some points, his criticism of the movie is still valid and counts as fair use. Also, the movie is over twice as long as this review.
***** Sometimes he is criticizing flaws, but most of the time he would just nitpick on the flaw while bringing up a different subject that has nothing to do with the film/episode.
I know the film is twice as long, but still, no one would watch a video for 40 minutes out of their spare time. Most reviews have to be short, simple and to the point, that way the review would keep the viewers attention.
When Mr Enter over analyzes he makes the review longer, he doesn't get to the message across from his long videos, and the viewers usually lose interest in long videos. Not to mention his videos are a bit boring, which makes it worse; he should really find ways to keep his viewers engaged to his videos to get better views.
Also He kinda takes things a bit too seriously.
Olympia looks like a recoloured Chloe from We Bare Bears. Also, Ice Bear does not approve of this film. >:(
Speaking of that character who looked straight out of the Bratz cartoon...yep. It's the same studio. Not surprised; their CGI was always pretty terrible. The Bratz cartoon has some of the worst CGI, even for an animated series and direct-to-video movies from the mid-2000s. That being said...somehow the Bratz cartoon is more watchable than Norm of the North. But that's not saying much; ANYTHING is more watchable than this.
We didn't have Bratz Dolls here but the cartoon movies aired and they looked interesting at least.
This doesn't.
Splash Entertainment also acquired Moonscoop. That is the production company that made Code Lyoko. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
(on the phone) viacom executive: Yes sir, we own the hipster with noodle arms, the vegan polar bears, and the minion lemmings!... yes i'm serious... I WILL SUE YOU FOR SAYING THAT!...hello?... FUCK
(if only)
(if only)
i dont care when and i dont care how if i ever make a video on youtube i will use that evil laugh with the potato photo at 16:00
Viacom is like to mr enter hey lets torture more by taking down more of his because we're douches
+jameygamer yay maybecthings will turn around for Nickelodeon
"All ages, even though it's rated PG, all ages." Nostalgia Critic
I love how Mr. Green moves like a snake on speed.
Grace Austin Flip King Harkinian. Mr. Greene is the true king of RUclips Poop
Amen
It burns a little more to know they wasted Ken Jeong. He's got some serious talent and real star power and they hand him... THIS. I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Excuse me.
I'm honestly impressed by how much he can rant, while covering so many details.
I think the title of "Shut Up and Dance" was supposed to be taken literally. They were saying, "Hey, stop paying attention to how horrible this movie is, just ignore all of it because we have a catchy pop song! Turn your brain off, and just shut up and dance!"
yeah
Yeah
Mix-Master Ketchup Coincidence.
Black Mirror did it better.
Taking bets for how long it takes for this video to get taken down.
now
Tomorrow at around this time...
Also, I see you like Warframe!
Three days. Max.
I'll bet for the rest of today, and maybe some of tomorrow. Then GONE!
15% less copyright? 15 hours.
- Intro to movie -
0:35 Oh, look, the animation is pretty good for something a smaller company made! I love the fur!
1:11 "Don't listen to the haters, Norm."
Aaaaaand I'm out. Rip this thing to shreds.
THE we bare bears cast movies
Panda is freaking because of how good Kung fu panda was.
Grizz is satisfied with brother bear.
Ice bear is literally destroying lions gate for making this thing.
_Slothers _ THAT WAS GREAT
So.... nostalgia critic.... he just did this and all I could think is that you did a better job. So... yeah, keep up the good work. XD
This is so much better than the Nostalgia Critic's Review.
I remember a post on Tumblr about that whole parent cliche.
It was something to the effect of "Can we stop this cliche demonizing hardworking parents. Like, why do you think they're working so hard in the first place???"
Agreed.
This kind of plot only works when it's clear that the parent doesn't need to work as much as they do... or if they're all about the job even when they're not at work. Either way, lots more nuance needed than "working parent bad".
I swear the counsel woman looks like they ripped her straight out of _Monsters Vs Aliens_
That mpvie wqs still better than this and it was eh
Believe it or not, there are a COUPLE of things I can overlook in this movie. As far as Norm not being able to hunt: It's a cartoon movie with anthropomorphic animals, so I'll just assume his family has provided him with food his whole life out of sympathy, and this was him trying to prove he can do it himself. And to be honest - the BASIS of Norm and the seagull's plan isn't terrible; it is POSSIBLE Mr Greene could find an actor (especially in a place like NYC) that would put on a performance that would succeed in selling his Arctic houses, however slim that may be, so Norm going to NY to try and sabotage the plan could make sense. This is why I'd say the actual "real villain" isn't the seagull but Norm's brother, since he's the one who told Norm a good performance would make people want to preserve the Arctic, thus why Norm does the stupid thing and NOT try to make a bad performance. That and, well, everything else is where the movie abysmally fails.
And, in Norm's defense, tourists and advertisement crews were coming out to the arctic anyway; so as far as he knew, people building homes there was a distinct possibility. He didn't know until after he got to NY that the project depended so heavily on his cooperation. After he finds out, though... I got nothing. He's an idiot.
You know what's the best enviromental message I've seen in a movie? The smoke above the human city in Priest. Basically, a half-vampire has the idea to get a nest of vampires, load them in a stolen armored train and drive into the human capital. They couldn't have travelled there in secret on foot because the sun would've forced them to put up a camp every day, but in the city, the pollution clouds shield them from sunlight so it'd be a massacre. I repeat, the best enviromental message.
Whoa
The babblig in front of your crush like an idiot "cliche" i can understand. yes it's highly overused but it makes sense. when ur overwhelemed you kinda don't know what to say. heck im in a relationship and whenever my lover says something that embarasses me and i try to respond it just devolves into senseless babbling
El TardBiscuit I can understand, too, but what I can't stand anymore is the overuse of it... That and the workaholic parent cliche that can burn in the deepest pit of Hell!
El TardBiscuit Yeah, I can understand it too. Whenever I think of any crush I've had I kinda start babbling on. But sometimes it's used SO MUCH that it just annoys the hell out of me.
@@anikmonette2140 The workaholic parent one is also accurate
I can understand being unsure what to say and afraid of doing something stupid and pissing your crush off to blow your first impression, but they use it in EVERY - SINGLE - BLOODY - MOVIE!
I like it when it's used in specific moderation. Like best example, "talking to your crush with relative ease and having real conversations and getting to know each other, but then they ask something along the lines of 'how do I look,' and then the first character gets flustered while trying to tell them they look good." That's the best use of it for me because it's cuter when you're actually TRYING to flirt with or compliment the person and that's what makes you flustered; not just talking to them outright. (You can still be nervous around them while still being able to speak to them normally.)
A hot tub made of farts?
I believe Lion King 1/2 beat this movie to the point. And they actually made it funny!!!!
This was made by people who too stupidly immature moronic, idiotic buffoons who think that both fart jokes and pee jokes are funny where, in reality, they not, they are immature jokes that most people find it unfunny and immature for them.
when I first heard of this movie, I was immediately disappointed to learn the polar bear is not voiced by Norm Macdonald
Has anyone else noticed that the thin security guard that chases Norm when he first arrives in New York changes his skin from black to white between scenes? Good Lord, this movie is irredeemable in literally every single way...
Was putting Elizabeth under "Characters that contribute NOTHING to the plot" twice intentional, by any chance?
Yes, he even says "fuck it, she gets to be on this list twice" when he added her.
Did Norm's Brother say crap in a kids movie? What's next? They're going to start making R-rated animated movies? Oh wait *cough*Sausage Party*cough*
crap isn't a cuss word.
zzcolby27 But it still isn't a word children should hear.
they also have x-rated animated movies. *cough* Fritz the Cat *cough*
And South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut.
Noodle Fish X-Rated? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Oh, God... I remember I went to see this in theaters. I distinctly remember saying to the girl in the box office, "I'm in the mood for something stupid", and I sure as hell got it! I remember leaving thinking, "Geez, I feel like the Nostalgia Critic will be reviewing this in the future"
Just going to say, it seems almost as if the people who made this movie put the entire budget on Mr. Greene.
Not in character design for sure, but in the way he moves. He moves so quickly, fluidly, and in such weird ways that it must have been the epitome of purgatory to animate. This coming from the prior knowledge that even a simple amateur animation can take a day or more to create.
What's more, it seems like they put more effort into the character models for the humans than the animals, seeing as the humans actually have physics attached to things like their hair and clothes whereas it looks like the only animal that had noticeable physics was the king. While the human models aren't perfect they still manage to at least be nicer to look at than our antagonistic-protagonist
It makes it seem almost as if Norm wasn't originally intended to be the main character in this movie.
I think they were probably so burned out from making the human rigs work that they just decided not to care when they got to the animals. Maybe they figured nobody would notice the difference in physics and the like.
I will admit, though, I am very curious about how they made Mr. Greene's rig. I think the strange way he's animated is actually pretty interesting, even though it clashes with the rest of the movie's style.
Pearl. That's another thing about this movie, tere's just an air of bad decisions and failure.
this is..
unbearable.
clerbean that pun is still better than the movie
claire But it's great for RUclips Poops
Better joke than anything the movie had to offer
Better joke than anything the movie had to offer
🙄🙄
The trailers made this movie seem like a polar bear trying to fit in with human society... Seems like it lied.
Would've been better
God Bless you Mr. Enter for fighting copyright. Hopefully RUclips won't do something to take it down.
Damn potatoes... they'll be the death of us all.
Nooooo!
This movie makes cars look like toy story
This movie makes shark tale look like space jam
This movie makes osmosis Jones look like the inside out
It makes the Emoji Movie look like the Lego Movie
I've heard a lot of negativity surrounding Space Jam, so that might not be the best thing to put. How about Finding Nemo or How To Train Your Dragon.
I liked cars, but I agree with this.
7:36 "Good god, Scuttle. The years have not been kind to you." LOL!!!!
honestly Mr. Green feels like a rip off of Chester V. from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2, with the animation AND the character design
55minecraft ikr
55minecraft Are you here from Animat?
Just like how the caribou are rip offs of the stags from Brother Bear, or how the F*CKING LEMMINGS are rip offs of Minions and every other dumb comic relief that doesn't speak.
I was in France when this got taken down by a French company. Coincidence?
wow!
Definitely does look like nick cgi style animation.
bowser jr Except that Jimmy Neutron has better animation than this.
ButterNutLad I think not
ButterNutLad I think not. Illuminati.
Welp, we finally know who pooped in the peanut barrel.
THOSE DAMN LEMMINGS
The mystery has been solved!
The fact that he had to reupload it twice goes to show how confident this studio is that their product is good. They also put a bunch of only positive reviews of the movie on IMDB, (but of course they got overcrowded by negative reviews)
Your review is fantastic and you point out several things I missed in my own review. The layer upon layer of stupidity in this movie just seems like too much for any reviewer to get to. For example I completely missed your point about the cameras I guess because I was overwhelmed by the stupidity of Norm's grandpa not wanting to be rescued that this small thing went over my head. I would have really liked to be in the room when this was being written and the reactions if some of the baffling decisions were questioned
"Why would Norm help the bad guys sell the arctic if the idea didn't have the approval in the first place when breaking his grandpa out would have no negative consequences?"
"Shut up, you're fired!"
I guess I have a master's degree in stupidity now.
im so glad for the reupload
my dad died today and this is cheering me up
I'm so sorry
Sorry for your loss :( that's very heart breaking.
dude that's a hard thing to go through my condoulences
My apologies.
oh, I wish you the best of luck may your father rest in peace :(
The villian looks like a fanboy and chum chum character lol
Yeah or chester from cwacom 2
Norm is essentially Heath Ledger's joker. He gets himself in trouble and gets himself out of it and back to same position as before only with people being hurt or killed for no reason. At least the joker thought his plan through.
True story, while watching this, the youtube advertisement that popped up was for a streaming service that offered "all the kids' favorite movies!"...and one of the movies highlighted was Norm of the North >< (locally renamed "an icebear in new york")
SF?
What wasMr. Green trying to accomplish by having an actor who looked just like Norm? Was he hoping people would think an ACTUAL polar bear was talking to them about the Arctic? He's thinking he needs a true symbol of the Arctic to sell it...why does the actor need to look just like Norm? Just grab anyone and put them in a polar bear suit.
Please, we need it, *The Nutshack*
ITS DA NUTSHACK
everytime the nutshack theme says nutshack we replace it with a reading of the bee movie script
*I T S T H E N U T S H A C K.*
Zer0 Pyr0 *I T S T H E N U T S H A C K*
AirCooledGaming I T H A S B E E N
D O N E
I remember the trailer for this thing... It looked so much better than the actual movie! They made a better job editing and selling this crap at the audience than this abomination ever could.
Last time I was this early, Viacom let people upload videos with their intellectual properties.
XD NICE
YetiPlays Thanks.
I heard if you say their name three times, they will take your soul.
+Captain Joey Viacom Viacom Viacom
So I guess you were never early.
I love the video thumbnail. It's like "Come here Norm I have a surprise for you." and Norm be like "What are you going to do with that ax?"
Me too.
28:03 I thought her purpose was to blatantly explain the plot of the film. The writers figured the plot was so convoluted and dumb, they needed someone to explain what Norm's next move was.
They could've made this work by simply changing the housing market to oil drilling. Then Norm would make the Arctic popular to convince people not to drill there. At least the main plot line would make sense.
SonicMaster Sword Exactly! And its believable
Watching Norm of the North: Oh the horror!
Watching Zootopia: Much better
Congratulations!
You can't pay your rent!
Or buy groceries
Or pay your bills
Or pay the tuition to your daughter's school
I like that part
And now, the Nostalgia Critic is gonna review this. You've beat him to the punch twice, so far, Enter.
BladeCrossEXE What was the first one?
Tentacolino
MarioandDisneyFan1 Oh. Thanks!
And we can add ANOTHER to the list. Critic recently reviewed Rapsittie Street Kids too.
Actually, "animated Shakespearean-esque tragedy" would be a pretty interesting premise for a movie
Watch the Lion King
13:32 I'm sorry but they way you said "why" made me laugh my ass off
This is FF13 levels of stupid. Villain could get anyone to do it, and even threatened to do so (in FF13's case it was to kill himself). All the Heroes had to do was do NOTHING, there was literally nothing they could do without doing what the villain wanted (heroes' plan was don't do what villain wants, which was to die which meant dooming the moon they LIVE on to crash into the planet, kill the villain and hope for the best). The worse part was it happened in FF13-2 too.
Even when Norm goes to the city it's even more retarded that he made ZERO attempt to practically and/or literally shit on the villain's plan.
the diffrence is that ff13 at least has memes
I just found out that Norm of the North shares studio blood with one of my favorite childhood shows, Code Lyoko.
I feel dead inside.
Me too me too code Lyoko is my favorite show as well yet splash entertainment aquired moonscoop? Yare yare daze.😾😾😾😾
this movie looks like a 2003 DreamWorks Movie
But in a BAD way. The (only) 2003 DreamWorks Animation movie is Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, and it has different CGI which actually looks non-dated compared to the CGI of Norm of the North.
Ohh ! Your profile pic is God-like
Ohh ! Shrek, which is from DreamWorks, came out in 2001 and it looked better this shit.
@@g0rechan Toy Story, a 1995 film, looks better
Imagine how great this movie could be if the plot was about Mr. Greene searching the whole Arctic and Norm trying to not be caught to be used in the commercial. (And in he end he is caught but he breaks the camera and there's a happy ending)