MK11 Flirty Intros & Teases (Relationship Dialogues) - Mortal Kombat 11
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- Mortal Kombat 11 Flirty Intros & Relationship Dialogues - I edited and arranged the voice lines & edited the Raw footage in a synthetic manner to form flirty dialogues between the characters. All Gameplay footage played, recorded and edited by myself.
#MK11 #MortalKombat11 #MortalKombat
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Flirty intros & teases: my slavers need breeding stock.
Romantic
Lol that right there is alpha material
I'll take your entire breeding stock
@@mitaskeledzija6269 'alpha'? So alpha males are slavers? (What's wrong with you?!)
I'd be a breeding stock for the wahmen
Cassie: You're getting awfully cuddly with Kitana.
Lui Kang: **sweats**
Lol
I love that *everyone* is talking about Liu Kang and Kitana.
@@SSVCloud yep
I- have no idea what you mean
"Don't know what you mean" 👀 MonkaS 😂 💀
Johnny Cage is the lost child of Johnny Bravo.
Literally
As if Johnny Bravo ever lost his virginity
Hey sweetpea
I miss you sweetpea :
I hope i see you grown up sweetpea :
Hot girl: hey baby, you look hot
Me: *my slavers need breeding stock*
My god I love this comment
The ultimate put-down line. The exact opposite of a pick-up line
The Prxphet Cassie Cage: Automatic No
I honestly hope someone uses that as a tinder bio
THAT GUY ppozzkzlzkkzkz
Female: ......
Johny Cage: *ITS FREE REAL-ESTATE*
Thx for the 1k likes 😆 ❤️ kinda surprised, hope you have a good day and you got a good laugh out of that
😂
@awefawef awefawef kek
Every dude hits on Cassie,
Johnny hits on every girl,
And everyone makes fun of Kitana and Liu Kang dating
Scorpion and Subzero: What is flirting?
They technically aren't making fun of them dating rather asking questions sbout their relationship etc.
Eli Gonzales Just a word
And it's really only kotal kahn and kung loa talking about them dating.
Like Father not like daughter.
Kitana and Liu are like the office couple from different departments that all their co-workers keep talking about
Jim and pam
Yhea Jim and Pam also btw there were multiple couples in the office
@@Police_Wojak
Dwight and Angela
andy and Angela
jim and Karen
Michael and jan
Ryan and Kelly (almost a relationship)
roy and pam
Michael and Holly
Erin and Andy
Erin and gib
Erin and that guy i don't remember his name
Kelly and Darrell
that's all i can remember
Damn right :(
me and my gf
i want johnny’s level of self-confidence.
Then best tattoo your name in big letters on your chest. That's step 1.
Funny
I’m as confident as him already. Now if only I had magic to back it up.
Just don't get a huge ego like him.. Nobody likes that 🤣
Seth i mean, he still getting ass, so some must. 😂
Title: “Flirty Interactions”
Video: *”Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S”*
elFacho LMFAOOO
Worked for me.
Hey this could count as flirting. Especially if you are into weird crap like that.
Cassie: no
Shao Kahn: THAT WAS NOT AN OFFER, IT WAS AN *_O R D E R_*
elFacho is that not flirting?
"flirty intros", you mean every single johnny cage female encouters?
I think Cassie cage was in more. Seems almost poetic that the guy that hits on most women, father's the women that gets hit on the most.
Chemical Druid L M A O
Erron Black also has flirty intros with the ladies.
I mean your not wrong
Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S
Other guys: *flirty comments*
Erron Black: *throws bag of heads*
Welp, that's one way to 'give head' I suppose xD
That's "Go out with me" where he comes from
@@Local_Sperg Boi
@@Ccciuzz Erron is a cowboy so its boah
She swipped left so its a yes,
i guess XD
You forgot an interaction between Skarlet and Kano
Kano: “Want to taste Australia’s best blood sausage?”
Skarlet: “I’d rather taste your blood, Kano”
Kano: “Would you settle for me sausage?”
Dellaith skarlet: *BOI IF YOU DON'T-*
Also forget Kabal & Cetrions intro
Dellaith that’s my favourite intro just cos I’m an Aussie and we would say that
Theres a reason because they dont have a flirt thing. Dumbass.
WTF
"Sup." **pop**
That's all the flirting I need.
Dude yes lmao
I know right
fr😂😂
right? then you just, look the other way and avoid eye contact
Same
Women: Exist
Johnny Cage: It's free real estate
Lmao
Facts
He has a child though
Criminal Scum johnny cage labels himself as a DILF
Dead meme
How to pick up a girl at a bar
Walk up to her
Buy her a drink
Tell a few jokes
Look her in the eye
Brush the hair aside
And tell her “my slavers need breeding stock”
Up until the brushing the hair aside part, the girl be like 'butterflies in stomach'.
The moment the breeding stock is mentioned, she be like 'butterflies turned bile'...
then throw a bag with a head to her 😂😂
Badr Farouk let raiden consult the elder gods about that one
SC Garrett no you look her in the eye. Brush her hair back, and whisper in her ear. “You will join my concubines.” Works every time.
Stop i am dying
Kung Lao: Liu Kang is a lucky man.
Kitana: How so, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: He is lucky we did not meet first.
LMAO
Ooooohhhhhh
Bill 123 I bet either way, Liu Kang would still be with Kitana.
KUNG LMAO
So cocky right? Lol
@@luisvaldez6269 he means he would've killed her
Everybody all up in Lui Kang and Katana's business, like damn.
Like just let a man have his nut in piece,damn
😂😂😂😂
Honestly
The ship must go on
Cuz it’s goals lool
Johnny Cage: Exists
Hot Women: I'm about to end this man's whole career
😂😂😂😂😂right yo
*Supa Hot Woman
Cursed pfp picture
I like your pfp xD
Liu kang and kitana : (exist)
All other mk11 characters : 🔊
U play mk in phone?
@@metsaja515 yes and on ps4 too i play mk 11 and mkx
@@igorkesic649 saw ur image thats why i asked. What characters u have? ( Just tell me ur gold and Diamond characters)
Edit: I play only X i couldnt buy mk11
@@metsaja515 Ninjutsu scorpion , injustice scorpion , inferno scorpion , mk11 scorpion , classic sub zero grandmaster and cryomancer sub zero , mk 11 jade and mk 11 raiden , all gold kenshi characters , ronin kenshi and ronin takeda , all kung jin characters , baraka , mileena classic , ravenous mileena , vampirees mileena , tremor , all kotal kahn characters , shao kahn , assasin kitana and assasin jade , all johnny cage gold characters , all liu kang golds , sonya blade and cassie cage characters kung lao and jax
@@metsaja515 watch my videos to see who i have but i didnt had any diamonds in my last video but now i have them
*So basically:*
- Johnny Cage flirting with anyone or anything that resembles a female
- Sup! (Pops Bubblegum)
- Everyone tryna get in Kitana & Liu Kang's business "like a Wendy interview" 🎶
And Sonya friend zoning Johnny Cage
But this is private between Kitana and Liu Kang.
But it's private and between Kang and Kitana 😏
Love that Mariah reference
You did not just say Wendy interview 😭😭😭😭
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Absolutely no one on earth:
Cassie Cage: *SUP* *POP*
What about Outworld?
IM SO DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
terrible.
yourbadlol123 You’re username is spelled wrong, it should be "you’re bad lol 123"
@@a.l.e.x4326 to people like this, an apostrophe doesn't exist.
4:05
"I don't suppose you have a sister"
"there is only Mileena"
"Thank you but I'll pass"
Single best Mortal Kombat conversation
the hat swipe makes it perfect
i think better is Johnnys and Mileena from X
Mileena: Repulsive human
Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?
Had to pause the video, damn that cracked me up
Slim Shady fan 18 Kung Lao has shit taste confirmed
😂
Woman: **exists**
Johnny Cage: "hold my $500 sunglasses."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Erron Black: I grew up around tough women.
Cassie: Oh, did they teach you to respect?
Erron Black: No, they taught me to hit back!
Damn son!!!
Good old Alabama
@RedZoneArt damn auto-correct!
A hero’s response to crazy feminists
@RedZoneArt you could have just said taught* you don't need to be a douche about it.
As a girl I’m just like yes to that comment lmao
You missed one with Kabal and Frost.
Kabal: How cold are you?
Frost: Chilled to the core.
Kabal: That's super hot.
Thanks
YahBoyJordan I was about to comment that my main is Frost I heard it I was dying lol 😂
There's one with sub zero and I think centrion, forgive if I spelled her name wrong
Oh s*** Doug Dimmadome of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Cassie and frost is hillariuos:
Cassie: Hey there, Elsa
Frost: why does everyone keep calling me that?!
Everyone: Jumps in the fight with a weapon showing off their skills and how deadly they are
Kotal Khan: inhales sunlight
That made me like him even more :)
His dedication to dark souls
He's gotta praise the sun
Jeff The Killer Solaire’s long lost descendant? GAME THEORY?
Sunlight gives him power
It’s photosynthesis
"I grew up around tough women."
"didn't they teach you respect?"
"They taught me to hit back."
BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM !!!!!
love tpb
That's a life line you know.
3:35 your welcome mate
Uganda Knuckles I think she meant in general
I Don’t get it... was it because they hit him?
Any woman even elder god: **exists**
Johnny Cage: hippity hoppity you're gonna be my property or i can be your property
S.A.S mute is hot
@@predatorhunter3169 Smoke and Thatcher are hotter
@@iamsmoke4654 Fuze best lad
@RedZoneArt woah woah woah... Don't forget Montagne. He is dummy T H I C C
🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ are y’all forgetting about finka are y’all saying you wouldn’t clap finkas cheeks
What we learned from this Video:
Liu Kang and Kitana likes to roleplay
Erron Black hits women
Johnny *still* can’t get enough of himself
He hits women back
Also that's supposed to be old Johnny that came from the past based on how he acts in story
No one is really sure what that interaction between Liu Kang and Kitana about recreating the scene of their first meeting is which of the following:
1) She's dumping him
2) He did something she didn't like and wants to punish him for it
3) Kitana wants to live out some twisted fantasy with Liu Kang, possibly without his full knowledge.
If it's the third, then maybe Baraka is right about Liu Kang being not much more than Kitana's concubine.
Young Johnny Cage to be fair
You have 666 likes and 6 comments
im never gonna get tired with Cassie Cage's intro *"Sup"*
*P O P*
Trust me, that’ll change real fast, lol
@@Scou1y
*O MA GOD STAHP*
Lmaoooo
I was tired of it before the game even dropped.
Erron Black: “Hey I dunno what you like but I think ur cute so here’s a bunch of heads”
I'll take it
😂😂
XD
Game about violence and killing people in most gruesome way
*Awww they look so cute together*
*commits a brutal fatality*
Red Gambit brutality
*babality*
There, now it's illegal.
I dont get how someone is fine with PUNCHING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS INTERNAL ORGANS OUT OF HER BODY.
@@sandhamitizer9706 That's how I bond with my boyfriend so I don't understand what you mean by that
Nobody:
Cassie Cage: Sup? *Pops bubblegum*
Just Apple it’s a new meme
No one:
Erron Black: (casually dumps Hsu Hao's head)
Nobody:
Everybody:
Nobody:
Me: stop this shit
@@BBHSN98 The same happens in mkx
Nobody:
Quan Chi: *casually throws Moloch heads*
Just Apple she literally did it as i read this
Liu Kang: Nothing will come between us
Kitana: Is that a proposal, Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: *A solemn vow*
Curved that like a champ
I thought it was more an acceptance. A Proposal is a vow afterall
suddenly fatality
An Outword champ
Dastan Utegenov she’s pregnant I think that’s what everyone is talking about
I read this, then the clip came up like 2 seconds later.
Man, I miss Mileena. She would've been pure gold for this kind of banter.
She will be back eventually
@@kasumishindo9022 Hopefully...
Surely.. 🙄
Probably...
Nah we dont need her anymore that much anyway bc we all know we got shao Kahn BACK!
Literally nobody:
Cassie Cage: *s u p*
HavoK *Bubble Gum Pop*
*_automatically becomes the hero of the fight for some apparent reason_*
HavoK she hot af
@@darki4507 You see Kano's ending?
Automatic NO.
Liu Kang:
Earthrealm’s Champion at day
Kitana’s champion at night
LOL
Underrated Comment.
True facts afff
The ladies want a warrior in the streets and a beast in the sheets.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Every fighter: Badass intro
Kotal Kahn: What nice weather we’re having!
Best fucking comment Down Here
Gotta get that tan
Thanks lads! First comment I’ve posted in years lmao
Cause Kotal is the fucking man.
I can't! 😂😂😂
You forgot Kabal and Frost.
Kabal: Just how cold are you?
Frost: Chilled to the core.
Kabal: That is super hot.
Hell yeah
He's not lying
@Avyia Minor yeah nobody askedd
4:03 Kung Lao: I don't suppose you have a sister?
Kitana: Only Milena
Kung Lao: Thank you, (*tips hat*) I'll pass.
Poor Mileena but at least Kitana does count her as a sister
Mileena is hotter sooooooo.
Kung Lao's loss.
You can never be a real MK fan
unless you did dream about suck by Mileena😂
@@zerophoenix8312 thank you, I'll pass ........ unless it's D'vorah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
M lady
"My slavers need breeding stock" yeah definitely flirty
That's how I greet women.
Hey, he's naknadan, they've got different rules for dating.
My boy Kollector be hooking up more people than a priest
That just moistens me up
There's probably people out there who are really into that that tbh 😝
To be fair, Cetrion does sound like an insurance company.
Sounds like a medicine that's extremely addictive
@@TheCompleteMental sooo drugs?
@@donovanroundtree524 Opioids
@@TheCompleteMental I love both. 😎
Someone selling? 👀
Erron Black: “they taught me to hit back”
New favorite character.
Lol he beats women😂
@@wildcatkhaya5675 *Defends himself against women and radical feminists like Frost.
SuperVince93 Less feminist. More psycho killer.
so... you like him bc he beats women? jesus..
@@proffesionalidiot5994 There is hardly a difference.
I just love the fact that everyone seens to react to Liu Kang and Kitana's relationship like their all in a sitcom or a romance comedy
Where can i read the all MK history? Im too lost in the thrama
Random Contents well, mk 9 was a reboot and mk 10 has a recap at the beginning of the story, so, besides that and a small comic book series telling what happend between 9 and 10 there is not much to see
@@arthurgomes5188 oh i see excuse me what the difference between reboot and remake
Random Contents a reboot starts a series over a remake is just a previous game/movie/book that is just changed to make it better most of the time
SergeMcFlerge pretty much
Nobody:
Erron Black: *Mah Ma would've loved you*
🅸 🅷🅰🆃🅴🅳 🅼🅰
I love My MAh
SATAN Himself he most be from Alabama. 😂
Nobody:
Everybody:
Nobody:
Me: stop this shit
That's actually flattering to hear
I'm honestly happy for Liu Kang and Kitana,they're finally dating,even if they're dead or something....
Possessed.
immortal
Errr, play the MK11 story & see for yourself
Revenants well until u play the story mode anyway
they have possessed versions and living versions now
"You know, there's a word for girls like you."
"I hope it's 'assassin'."
"You got the 'ass' part right."
funny
Ass as sin
She kinda bad tho
“My slaves need breeding stock”
.....ima avoid pornhub for a bit
That was too much. 😂😂
Good god never search Mortal Kombat or 3D animation
Any link for mortal Kombat video?? Plzz for nuts
@@lordkrythic6246 I'm just confuse if u guys have a new link video website for this... New game New Video
Don't be racist dude
@@crismarkflores6485 just go on Pornhub and look up Mortal Kombat lol
Most of the flirty intros are either Johnny Cage being thirsty or everyone telling Liu Kang, “So about Kitana......”
Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S
@@lil.smallfry4431 M Y S L A V E R S N E E D B R E E D I N G S T O C K
@@lil.smallfry4431 I am using that line.
Erron: My Ma would've love you, Cassie Cage.
Cassie: Oh, sounds like you miss her bunches.
Erron: *Flee the fight crying*
He actually says something like "I hated ma", but apparently it was cut from this video.
@@emreask4631 I think the RUclipsr that made the video did that on purpose, so that comments like that exist.
what is "bunches"?
@@amazo88 it's another way of saying "bunch"
@@PikminFan4 ah sorry. i meant, what is "her bunches"? i only know bunch means multiple.
"Parts of you are valuable" "my slavers need breeding stock"
EEEEWWWWWW
TALIA Ball ikr that’s like the opposite of flirty 😂😂😂😂
@@donaldsimon1411 I never expected to see the kollector in there and I don't think he should've been XD
I was speechless upon hearing that
Al Cipta ew
I felt like puking at that one
Johnny Cage is like the bard in a DnD campaign
An Elder God stands in your way
Johnny Cage: I seduce the Elder God.
Kratos : *I kill the Elder God boi*
cute pic
Cetrion being called an insurance company by cage is hilarious.
Erron black: I shoot the elder *BOI*
Better hope you don't fumble those speech checks, JC.
These intros: 10% everybody else
146% Johnny Cage
He’s the playboy of the century
Are we really that surprised?
Yea
SomeGuyOnTheMemernet101
Like father like daughter
Kung Lao:"I don't suppose you have a sister?"
Kitana:"There's only Mileena"
Kung Lao:"Thank you I'll pass"
Kung Lao is a savage
Follow 9:00 Hardly Savage more.
I mean unless anybody has a fang fetish...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
To Mileena: What that mouth do?
@@kenzieuchiha1191 like me
Cassie comes in*
Johnny comes in*
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Hahaha ye
777th like
I hate the stupid talk of those 2. MK has become a joke with thise writers
When
That's Sonya blade
1st grader: want to sit on swings
8th grader: I need attention
Mortal Kombat: my slavers need breeding stock
Roronoa zoro
“Earth-realm’s women like you?”
“Like? The word is WORSHIP”
*”they have no standards”*
Me: JESUS CHRIST
No ice in any or all the realms will be able to cure that burn.
LUIS RODRIGUEZ and what’s wrong with that?
LUIS RODRIGUEZ are fat people not supposed to be loved too?
GOD DAMN
LUIS RODRIGUEZ This is something someone who is unliked by earthrealm women would say. Which I think proves that they do have standards.. hmm
All flirty intro summary:
5% Cassie and Erron
10% Kitana and Liu
10% Johnny and Sonya
2% Random
The rest of the 73%:
Johnny desperately trying to make a girlfriend
Md Shariful Islam 1604064 pLeAsE i NeEd tHaT yUmMy KoOchiE jUiCe fOr NuTriTiOnS
Md Shariful Islam 1604064 because sonya died, actually they got married again because in one scene they kiss and even cassie was like COME ON I AM HERE
@@ElNano9620 She died and he got married with a corpse? Makes sense.
Yep
@@silvershadow5242 Before she died tho
Johnny Cage to Cetrion: Your name sounds like a damned insurance company..😂😂😂
She got roasted
It does though
Lol
_Cetrion, when life gives you a fatal blow_
It's not that funny but alright.
*Kung Lao* : Liu is a lucky man.
*Kitana* : Why's that Lao?
*Kung Lao* : Cause we didn't meet first.
*Lao is savage af*
“Someday you’ll be my favourite ex-wife.”
I love Johnny Cage
Foreshadowing
R u gay or are u a boy cuz every one hates gay people
CrystalAsteroid 55: Woah woah, when did EVERYONE say they hate gay people? Not everyone is a homophobe.
Unless this comment was a joke.
Edit: Very sorry if I sound stupid, I am a horrible person already.
Super isnt phobe used for fear and not hate?
But you tend to hate things you fear
(Starts Kicking the Air Violently)
His ex: Cut with the romantic crap
They had a good relationship
Yea du
why? has it ended? and when?
@@bubba9589 no it hasn't ended they got back together at the end of X the issue is something happens to sonya in the story mode so the sonya we see in the fights is the younger one
@@RideToHellRetribution oh yeahh...i get it....she is from the past i reckon
No one hit like we'll ruin the 699 likes!!!
"I like females with fire"
Shao Kahn niceguy confirmed
g o d o f i n c e l s
Big daddy UwU
He uses the word “females” unironically that’s fuckboi red flags everywhere
@@TheFire2cold
I doubt he has any concept of irony or self awareness.
MOONLIGHT Cassie Cage is in her 20s she’s not underage
4:30
Sonya: "Lost it?! Never had it."
Me: *You have a child but ok then.*
Right?!😂
Celestia_ Ludenbirb I think Sonya in that scene is the one from the past
@@cowboycat298 It is, becuz other Sonya is ded
Why is she so ugly now...
👀 exactly what I said 😂
"someday you'll be my favorite ex-wife"
- Johnny Cage 2019
That’s honestly the most badass thing I’ve heard in a long time.
Time stamp pls
Funny thing is they actually were divorced in MK X.
@@istoleurfaceha3527
4:10
@@princesoulger999 and became a family again after the events of that game
Missed one Kung Lao vs Jade
Kung Lao:”Double date with Kang and Kitana?”
Jade:”In your dreams”
Kung Lao:” A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed”
Poor Kung and Johnny 😂
Would rather accept kung and jade together than her with that idiot Kotal
@@mitaskeledzija6269 Yep.
She with Kung Lao would've been perfect. I don't hate Kotal but this pairing just came out of nowhere especially since he never mentioned her in the comic or in the previous game.
@@mitaskeledzija6269 Kotal is pretty awesome tho.
Nobody:
Kollector: *My Slavers need breeding stock*
Its true i said:
Whiterun Guard Cassie: automatic no!
K
I said that too... Atleast in Stellaris. XD
3:27 you left Erron's repsonse.
Erron Black: "I hated my ma"
indeed
I was gonna say that. Probably one of my favorite erron black quotes
Cetrion :cetrion embodies virtue and light
Johnny cage:SOUNDS LIKE AN INSURANCE COMPANY
It does though, and a oil company.
Its cetrion not cetron
@@denverbajio9752 Citroen!
He's right tho.
A DAMN Insurance company.
Nobody:
Not a single soul on the entire universe:
Not even Jesus:
Cassie: *sUp*
** *POP* **
Copying comments are we?
Oh kimmy you degenerate
@@hotasice6475 RUclips is full of unoriginal trash.
kimmy copied from boxeQ
Literally any female in the Mortal Kombat series:
Absolutely nothing
Johnny Cage: sPaRe CoOcHiE mA'aM??????🤠🤠🤠
Samantha Spears secure the coochie
Then theres beetle girl...
To be fair, most women in the MK universe with the exception of Dvorah are exceptional. Can you blame Johnny for being such a horndog?
No one:
Kollecter: My SlAvEs NeED BrEEdiNg StOck
Lul
Stolen comment
Roses are red violets are blue some one is salty and commented about it too
Slavers *
Does breeding stock need to be 18?
Somebody: *Ya like jazz?*
Erron Black an intellectual: *Ya like heads?*
@Ro0okie your a god for that
*Mileena would like the heads*
Erron Black wants to show you the snake in his boot
This comment is so underrated
Trap Sydney and/or Anna when?
There's a boot in my snake.
Look I’m “WOODY” howdy howdy howdy
Wants to show her that Woody
Does anyone else love how all of the other characters are tuned into Kitana and Liu Kang’s romance?
Cassie: "Don't get too cozy, Liu Kang."
Liu Kang: *Proceeds to put a ring on that shit*.
@Notre Aira No, she just to make sure he remembers that his loyalty should be to Earthrealm, and it's kind of important that the strongest warrior who ever lived doesn't go over to the other side and upset the balance of power.
Put down the red pills, jackoff.
@Notre Aira What are you talking about? She literally says "You're *Earthrealm's* champion."
Totally! They are so lovely together
@Notre Aira You are joking. Right?
3:53
Kung Lao:Liu Kang is a lucky man
Kitana:how so,Kung Lao
Kung Lao:he's lucky WE did not meet first
Me:SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS
😂
- Nothing will come between us.
- Is that a proposal Liu Kang?
- A solemn vow.
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet boi, talk about Liu Kangs R-game
José Malta R-game?
José Malta I like to think about how most of those fights probably ended in fatalities and it makes some of this dialogue weirdly funny
Liu kang: "Nothing will come between us"
Kitana: "Is that a proposal, Liu kang?"
Liu Kang: A solemn vow..."
*2 minutes later*
Announcer: "FATALITY!"
Missed the joke.
2minutes later - FINISH HER!!!
My first thought though
Nah, fatality works better. Finish her implies he hasn’t done anything yet.
More like FERTILITY
“Do you have any other sisters”
“There is only Melina”
*I’ll pass*
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Deandre Barnes the ONLY time Kitana acknowledge Mileena as her sister
just avoid BJs
@@raquelagatep7254 I don't see it much as Kitana acknowledging Mileena as her sister, I see it more as "That's the closest you'll get". But, even that is a huge step forward for Kitana compared to everything else she's said about Mileena.
He gay
Kung Lao is sooooooooo jealous of everything Liu Kang is ha
*Kung Lao: I’m suppose you have a sister?*
*Kitana: Only Mileena*
*Kung Lao: thank you, I’ll pass.*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Smart man
Well she dead sooooo
Fence post teeth + Kitana =mileena
@@tubbybuttfishingtennesseem8326 IT'S REWIND TIME
Lol. Everyone's gossiping about Liu Kang and Kitana. Pretty accurate with real life relationships.
So by everyone you mean kotal kahn and kung loa.
Meldrick Edwards don’t forget about Jade and Johnny Cage.
@@ghost_perk1530 Also Cassie Cage.
Maybe there’s a Facebook in MK
@@kennethjose7159 there is just look at one of cassie's mkx fatalitys
“Cetrion embodies virtue and light.”
_”Sounds like a damn insurance company.”_
Big fan man.
Bro I literally died when he said that😂😂I was looking for a comment like this😂😂😉😉
RED6UA ❤️
Johnny Cage : Looking foward to a kinder , gentler Outworld .
Kitana : Why ? Because im a woman ?
Johnny Cage : Well that and you're banging Liu Kang .
Destruction 100
Liu Kang: *in the background* HEY, LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS! I'm gonna go hide now...
@@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240 or maybe he just stands and grins in the background like he know hes lucky xD
Also because, y'know, she's not Shao Fucking Khan!
Im deleting the original comment so no one knows why i got 800 likes
Ps. The replys dont make sense anymore lol
Step 3) My slavers need breeding stock
LoL kollector is a pervert 🤣
Step 5) would you settle for me sausage
Step 6) P a r t s o f y o u a r e VaLuAbLe
Step 7)
Johnny Cage: wHaTs cOoKiNg gOoD LOokInG?
Cassie: eEw nO, sErIoUsLy?!
us: *ALABAMA 100*
Where is Kung Lao and Skarlet?
Kung Lao: We are not here to parlay are we?
Skarlet: I came to suck you dry
Kung Lao: Skarlet we hardly know each other!
That's amazig
drmonstaa
LMAO
Stole from Reddit
@@TheGamesaga Ahahaha but in the game
drmonstaa lmfao.
*puches and kicks the air with green aura
Her: cUt ThE rOmAnTiC aCt
I was like what the hell
Lol for real
Damn woman this days, men can't even punch and kick the air with crazy ancient magic no more.
Why is no one talking about how Johnny Cage's arms movement makes his lines funnier? hahaha
"They taught me to hit back"
True equality there XD , you know, aside from all the violence in the game lol.
Kung Lao: We are not here to party, are we?
Skarlet: I came to suck you dry.
Kung Lao: Skarlet, we hardly know each other!
*HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT ONE?!*
Your Taxi Driver wait this is an actual thing 🤣 I’m dying 🤣
I'm not surprised that johnny is almost in every intro
But why do most of the women hate him is it because he's white
otaku life nah he annoys them
@@teon7881 I guess but you can tell it's their right
Because johnny is the thirstiest guy in the mortal combat
@@sethvaldez4029 What? Womans hates whites? Interesting... What world are you from?
Only Johnny can flirt with Elder God like it's Not a big deal
Him and horny College students.
I can too, I just haven't met any god.
Johnny: “You thinking what I’m thinking?”
Cetrion: “That you are a vapid, arrogant child?”
DESTRUCTION 100
I kinda feel bad for Johnny Cage he gets the most bullying
Nobody:
Kollector: *MY SLAVERS NEED BREEDING STOCK*
lmap
Nobody:
Shao Khan: *I NEED MORE CONCUBINES*
Now it's official, YOU SUCK
SixTuber?
Automatic NO
"Sounds like a damn insurance company"
… I'm dead
More like a car brand if you ask me
5:41
The actual quote is at 5:51
“There’s is only Mileena”
“Thank you, I’ll pass” LOL
Thank U, NEXT!!
I’ll keep mileena
Man, i’d bang Mileena :)))
@@svetlanabazi while she eats your face of?
@@svetlanabazi maybe with a bag on her head then your good lol
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Cassie Cage: *S U P*
Liu Kang and Katana dating is what it was like in high school when people from 2 cliques get together
😃 funny meme
West Side story. I mean, Outworld's story
Bully?
@@FreemanTraceur lmao lola and gord
Kitana*
Basically everyone the Cage family encounters.
I'll make sure to use " *my slavers need breeding stock* " next time I see my crush
Yea do that,it will 100% work