Sindel: Have you ever been dominated? Raiden: Are you offering Sindel? Sindel: Submit, you may enjoy it Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods Edit: Yooo 4.6K likes?? What is this?? 2nd: 5.5k thank you Elder Gods
10:46 sindel:have you ever been dominated😏 raiden:are you offering sindel? sindel:submit youll enjoy it😏 raiden:hmmm i must consult with the elder gods
You Forgot The Best One Kano: Wanna Test Australia’s Best Blood Sausage Skarlet: I’d Rather Taste Your Blood Kano Kano:....Would You Settle For Me Sausage ?
The word you're looking for is inconsistent. Like her power level when she was able to solo Shao Kahn before. Something she couldn't have done at any point before because he'd snap her like a twig and use her spine as floss.
@@insane2201 Have they ever fought before? If not how can you know? She's been an Assassin for hundreds of years. Shoa Khan can't fight he was just really strong that's why they had to give him a two hit immunity and tough life bar to make him a credible boss fight in past games but once you got past that with a good combo he was meat for the kill. I use to beat him with Kitana effortlessly, hell she seemed designed to kick his ass.
@@Fenris30 I am not talking gameplay wise. I am talking Story wise. In this current timeline and the past one she never once stood a chance against Khan. You know the guy who soloed Onaga the dragon King. Kicked his ass, and still stomped his way back up the Armageddon Pyramid squashing all other fights, including the buffed up Blaze. Then promptly squashed Raiden like the bug he was. Kitana aint no real power house in the story till this plot contrived non-sense of a game came to be.
1:45 Sonya: Surrender Kano to Special Forces. Shang Tsung: I will happily trade him for you. Sonya: Do I look like I’ve came to bargain? Doctor Strange: Get your own catchphrase.
Am I the only one that hates when Sonya talk to Johnny, she have no love for him but when Sindel comes in, Sonya be like "Stay away from him, he is mine." Like come on Sonya, do you love him or not?
13:21 Jade says “Earthrealm’s women like you?” And “They have no standards.” But yet she’s with a homicidal, racist, Tarkatan killer who even kills the women and children of the tribe without mercy. Man, Jade has terrible judgement.😂
If anyone was creepy it was Cassie since she decided to cosplay as his girlfriend. Of course he'd say she cute. Btw, this is a joke. I know the game doesn't recognize the outfit.
I love how they’re all just romantic conversations, and they then proceed to beat the shit out of each other, and rip their hearts out, and multiple other violent activities
9:10 Kung Lao: I don’t suppose you have a sister Kitana: There’s only Mileena Kung Lao: Yea I’ll pass Damn my girl Mileena don’t nvr get no luv and wassup Jade 😂😂😂😂💯
@@Crackgearson Not even. Pay attention to story mode pls. Clealry two different ages. You can play as the past characters. I swear what's wrong with ya
I like how it cuts straight from Skarlet declaring her intentions to marry Shao Kahn, to Shao Kahn telling her not to count on it edit: "my green magic, your green outfit?" said to Jade wearing very obviously red clothes
Sonya secretly loves Johnny she just hides her loving side by putting on a tough exterior to appear stronger as military general. Its her defense mechanism and toxic trait.
Love how Sindel really is into Jax. Also, given all their past... Shang Tsung really really likes Sonya right? even in the movie the guy kinda has a thing for her.
Females: *exist*
Johnny and Shang: allow us to introduce ourselves
Shang is horney one😂😂😂
isnt kano always the thirsty one?
@@kermitsudoku6446 yeah hahaha
1:20
"Cut the bull shit Shang Tsung"
2:00
"Flirty intros & teases"
Shao Khan: *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S*
*M Y S L A V E R S N E E D B R E E D I N G S T O C K*
Kinky
Bubblegum Burrito *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
That's as close to flirting as Outworld gets
Oooo! I'm flustered
*takes a selfie*
"I'm not here to model."
LMAO
LMAO x2
Salem Selevante 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LoL
🤦🏽♂️🤣
Sonya: "We aren't a thing, Cage."
Also Sonya: "Johnny's mine, Sindel."
Sonya is a classic Tsundere
Past Sonya to Past Johnny VS Present Sonya to Past Sindel, likely.
Classic Women Move
"no one can know that I still love Johnny. Especially not Johnny."
Basically every woman out there
Johnny is hilarious,
He’s Kissed his own bicep more times then he’s kissed his Wife🤣
😲
Wolfsong 27 i-
LMAOI
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johnny: Sonya baby!
Sonya: ewwww fuck off
Sindel: hey Sonya can I fuck Johnny
Sonya: no Johnny mine
Sometime it's the younger Sonya and sometimes it's the older one
Hypocrite
Tsundere xd
I bet money it wouldnt matter younger or older version
Logic
Walk into the club, go up to a cute girl and say:
"My slavers need breeding stock."
Oh I get it. You want everyone to get arrested.
Hmmmm...
How much money for it?
Or you can just say "You will join my concubines."
Expect to walk out covered in alcohol 😂
LMFAO that was hilarious
Sindel: Have you ever been dominated?
Raiden: Are you offering Sindel?
Sindel: Submit, you may enjoy it
Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods
Edit: Yooo 4.6K likes?? What is this??
2nd: 5.5k thank you Elder Gods
Lmaoo
I will forever love the "I must consult with the elder gods" meme
This made me laugh 😂😂😂
Elder Gods: Uhhh Yeah Sure......
But before that, a word with our sponsors from Raid Shadow Legends
Sindel: **Flips her shit over Kitana dating an Earthrealmer**
_Also_ Sindel: **Hits on Jax, Kano, and Johnny**
FACTS 😂😂
Don't forget Raiden.
To be fair I think she just wanted them to serbe her and not date her.
* flips over kitana dating Liu Kang champion of earthrealm. Aka the main enemy
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 Raiden is a outworlder
Johnny: My green magic, your green outfit
Jade: *wearing red*
She has that ''jade outfit'' underneath if you know what i mean ;)
Yea, some of the intros make little sense with certain skins, like Liu Kang’s revenant skins with any friendly interaction.
@@darkgod3698 🙊🙈🙉
@@darkgod3698 YES
@@darkgod3698😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cassie: "Do you Practice being creepy ?"
Shang Tsung: "Allow me to introduce myself..."
It does matched up
MY NAME IS!
"...I'm a man of wealth and taste"
@@DarkFactory I've been around for a long long year
"Im a man of wealth and taste"
Male character: *exists*
Sindel: Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty
I gave a like because this comment is underrated and because its at 69
Nice
This took me out 😂
I lost my shit & died reading this. 🤣
Booty or p**is?
11:51
Black: My Ma would’ve loved you, Cassie Cage.
Cage: Awww sounds like you miss her bunches.
Black: *I hated Ma.*
Idk why this makes me laugh lmao
@@sourmeatfluid because it supposed to lol
That was the only one that made me laugh out loud
It's Erron's face that gets me every time. You can just feel the pure SPITE he has for his ma'.
Ma or Pa is a little phrase Hispanics use towards their parents. Ma-Mom
Pa-Dad
I use it my self(yes, am hispanic)
Hot girl: “hey there big boy, let’s have some fun”
Raiden: “i-i must consult with the elder gods”
Sigmaaaa💀
hahaha
Male : *exist*
Sindel : Allow me to introduce myself.
My gun: allow me to show you the door.
Agony Booth from Star Trek: Allow me to give you your punishment for your war crimes.
Females: *exist*
Johnny Cage:Oh hell yeah!
Incel: I'm scared
@@nil981Damn, gonna have to use that one.
Bruh, raiden got thirsty immediately after sindel want to dominate him.
He needs to consult the Elder Gods first
@@MogXcity bruh lmfaoo
@@calebjames7314 someone does anything
Raiden: I mUsT CoNsUlT wItH tHe EldEr GoDs
It seem like he wanted to dominate her
He wants to get pegged
Whoever cast the guy from the first movie to voice Shang Tsung needs to be promoted IMMEDIATELY
Eh, if that's the same person who cast Ronda Rousey to voice Sonya Blade, let's call it even.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa he did the character for years and think there is looking for someone else
Joshua Clark Yes, very much so.
Joshua Clark Lets be honest - MK11 Sonya is a lot older than her 9, X and previous counterparts.
Not until they get Robin and Talisa back for Liu Kang & Kitana
“I don’t suppose you have a sister?”
“There is only Mileena.”
“Thank you, I’ll pass”
💀💀💀Kung Lao had the best lines
tiffany thomas “A SIMPLE NO WOULD HAVE SUFFICED”
I would've smashed tbh no joke 😏
Stephen same 😏😏
Kung Lao doesn't have good taste
She is to good for him
Kung Lao: Liu Kang is a lucky man
Kitana: How so?
Kung Lao: He’s lucky we did not meet first.
BEST ONE ☝️
10:46 sindel:have you ever been dominated😏
raiden:are you offering sindel?
sindel:submit youll enjoy it😏
raiden:hmmm i must consult with the elder gods
You Forgot The Best One
Kano: Wanna Test Australia’s Best Blood Sausage
Skarlet: I’d Rather Taste Your Blood Kano
Kano:....Would You Settle For Me Sausage ?
😏
When they zoomed in on his face at the end 🤣💀
Lol
The good way😏
😏
"What pathetic fool rejects me?"
Is Sindel a "nice girl"?
Just gotta big ego
@@cheesybeans5304 *cough* that's what that means
@@blakecacini8016 nice girls think theyre perfect and deserve everything whereas sindel just wants it because usually she gets it, technically a brat
Sindel wants some of dat bbc 😂😂
@@justindoctor7331 I mean,with Jax's looks,can u blame her?😂
Nobody:
Johnny cage:😘💪
FR
That's me 😂
It was hilarious to hear him say “Frosty The Snow Chick” tho
XXDDDD
😍😍😍😍
Cassie: Getting awfully cuddly with Kitana
Liu Kang: I, Uh, don't know what you mean
🤣🤣🤣
"You will join my concubines"
That classic line, works every time
1:12
when you kill an 11 year old on xbox
*xDD*
All of his lines to her are you momma jokes XD
lmaoo
Screaming
Good one 🤣
Who’s ready for Joker and Spawn
I'm literally dying, i can't wait for Joker!
I'm ready for Spawn.
Joker comes out 5 days after my surgery :D
@@matiasshaw2185 i don't know much about the character but he seems really cool :)
@@NeedSomething2845 from what I know he used to be a mercenary then was burnt alive then some dude married his wife and he got sent to hell.
Sindel: Wanna play Raiden
Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods
Sindel: wanna play (my real name)?
Me: IDKFA.
Sindel: what's that supposed to-
Me: GOD MODE ACTIVATED.
Sonya with Johnny: I’ve never had that lovin’ feeling!
Sonya with Sindel: Johnny’s mine Sindel!
Johnny in the background: She called me Johnny...
9:13 Wow. She actually acknowledged Mileena as her sister. This Kitana's gotten soft compared to other iterations.
The word you're looking for is inconsistent. Like her power level when she was able to solo Shao Kahn before. Something she couldn't have done at any point before because he'd snap her like a twig and use her spine as floss.
@@insane2201 story mode power scaling has been absolute shit ever since MKX... just like Kotal Kahn
@@insane2201 Have they ever fought before? If not how can you know? She's been an Assassin for hundreds of years. Shoa Khan can't fight he was just really strong that's why they had to give him a two hit immunity and tough life bar to make him a credible boss fight in past games but once you got past that with a good combo he was meat for the kill. I use to beat him with Kitana effortlessly, hell she seemed designed to kick his ass.
@@Fenris30 I am not talking gameplay wise. I am talking Story wise. In this current timeline and the past one she never once stood a chance against Khan. You know the guy who soloed Onaga the dragon King. Kicked his ass, and still stomped his way back up the Armageddon Pyramid squashing all other fights, including the buffed up Blaze. Then promptly squashed Raiden like the bug he was.
Kitana aint no real power house in the story till this plot contrived non-sense of a game came to be.
People keep forgetting that Shao Kahn is weaker than he was in MK9 considering the Soulnado didn't happen at this point.
Credit where it's due Sindel and Shang Tsung are very honest about their intentions.
Sindel... No.
@@ArachnidYouth y not, who's not up for dominant woman?
Sindel yes
True
Sindel- have you ever been dominated?
Raiden- are you offering?
Me at my computer screen-Ni#%@ ARE YOU ACCEPTING?!
Jinx B. Frankenstien Rabbit no one ever gave you the n word pass
@@bbtubiss the fact that I am a nigga automatically grants me one fam. I'm just being polite to the ones without a nigga pass
Nah deadass tho
Raiden: cmon man, I haven’t had any in years!!
I didn't know he would like to sub for Sindel
10:32
"Centrion embodies virtue and light"
Johnny Cage: "sounds like a damn insurance company"
😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Sounds more like a evolution of Evee from Pokémon
Once again, the graphics, facial expressions and animation, and voices are just so incredibly awesome.
Cant wait to see joker interact with the most serious expression characters in this game: geras, shang tsung, and raiden
And cetrion
And scorpion
leesdeeds 1 I want to see him talkin to Kano
don't forget sub-zero and scorpion
@@badreedinedjellali1328 sub zero's serious expressions are usually ruined by his ice puns
1:45
Sonya: Surrender Kano to Special Forces.
Shang Tsung: I will happily trade him for you.
Sonya: Do I look like I’ve came to bargain?
Doctor Strange: Get your own catchphrase.
Joshua Taylor 😂😂😂😂🤣
Damn it xD
When she wants to hug you and it's only been 2 months, 14 days, 3 hours, 22 minutes, and 55 seconds.
*I must consult with the elder Gods*
Sounds like a bane Easter egg on Batman Arkham knight game
I love how every character has a badass intro…
10:41
And the raiden just *S L I D E S*
“Some day you will be my favorite ex wife.” - Johnny Cage
😂😂😂😂
Sonia: I'm not your Sally
Johnny: I'm your Harry and you know it
Sonia: ugh I haven't even seen the movie
THEN WHY DID YOU START THE REFERENCE!?!
freak with a pen bud it’s Sonya lol
I actually dont get the reference
@@skullspiderproductions5475 it's a movie called when Harry met Sally
Lol exactly
Maybe they were discussing it before those dialogues started and he brought it up first
Am I the only one that hates when Sonya talk to Johnny, she have no love for him but when Sindel comes in, Sonya be like "Stay away from him, he is mine." Like come on Sonya, do you love him or not?
Sonya is probably a Tsundere
Those would be the two different sonyas
Sonya is a Tsundere. She demonstrates her love in a different way than typical.
Did u play the story mode?? The current sonya says she loves him before she dies!
Yeah they need to change that
Cetrion does sound like an insurance company 😂
There actually is an insurance company called Centurion.
@@dogbert14 that makes the joke even funnier 😂
It sounds like a Pokémon species
I love how Sonya acts disgusted around Johnny, but then bets territorial when Sindel tries to but in.
13:21 Jade says “Earthrealm’s women like you?” And “They have no standards.” But yet she’s with a homicidal, racist, Tarkatan killer who even kills the women and children of the tribe without mercy. Man, Jade has terrible judgement.😂
"Well, aren't you just cute as a button?"
"And aren't you just creepy as ****?"
*WASTED*
The gta hospital cant save you now 😭
If anyone was creepy it was Cassie since she decided to cosplay as his girlfriend. Of course he'd say she cute.
Btw, this is a joke. I know the game doesn't recognize the outfit.
"And get hounded 24-7 by paparazzi?"
"Ha! Like they'd mess with you!"
Gotta admit he makes a fair point
Yup
she can literally punch a hole through a man's chest
Sindel: Every lie with an Edenian?
Jax: That’s not something on my bucket list
Sindel: WHAT ARE YOU GAY?!
This Sindel would turn a gay man straight
@@The_Republic_of_Ireland you're not wrong
_Nice Girl_
yes, dominant woman :)
Just watch out for her scream..
5:08 when I try to flirt with a girl
5:12 How most girls react when a Guy show’s his true feelings
Klyntar Man too bad it’s true
Every time Johnny's line comes up
Johnny's right bicep: Ah shit, here we go again.
5:03 thank me later
Patchusepew thanks I was looking for that
Wasn't looking 4 it
Yo mom no one asked you
for what
thank you
13:11 "My green magic, your green outfit..." - Daltonic Johnny confirmed.
11:23: Erron, stop talking about yourself.
"Watch out, she's a man eater"
I just love that
12:31
Both Johnny Cage and D'Vorah are aware of the events in MKX, because of Mileena's death.
1:07
Bless you
weird sneeze
I better not ask what the green flying stuff is
J G fire boogers
@@Princer06 pew pew
Ahhhcoo weeee
"cut the bullshit"...says the Special Forces girl taking a selfie just before a fight with a soul stealing sorcerer...yeah makes sense lol
it's mortal kombat nothing make sense in this game
@@badreedinedjellali1328 can't dispute that lol
"I'm here to fight, not model. But let me get the perfect selfie first."
I love how they’re all just romantic conversations, and they then proceed to beat the shit out of each other, and rip their hearts out, and multiple other violent activities
It’s pretty easy to tell who is doing the flirting.
First place goes to Sindel
Second place goes to Johnny Cage
Third place goes to Shang
"my green magic, your green outfit"
Johnny Cage red and green colour-blind confirmed?
She is normally green
9:10 Kung Lao: I don’t suppose you have a sister
Kitana: There’s only Mileena
Kung Lao: Yea I’ll pass
Damn my girl Mileena don’t nvr get no luv and wassup Jade 😂😂😂😂💯
Yeah
Sindel and Skarlet sound like two anime girls tryng to get with the male protagonist
11:16 You lucky bastard
Liu kang: So the crown on your head is heavy
Kitana: There's no end to the stress
Liu kang: Then let's RELEASE some kitana
*Talks about not being lovers at all*
"Johnny's mine, Sindel"
Women logic
She tsundere... :/
Make up your melon, Sonya.
(Yes, that is an Encino Man reference.)
@@Crackgearson Not even. Pay attention to story mode pls. Clealry two different ages. You can play as the past characters. I swear what's wrong with ya
@@dragkuneesaku5419 I know right
Every female on the planet: exists
Johnny: LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF
Nah that's black
I can't with him 😭 God bless 💓
I like the way kung lao talk. He's too handsome with he's dimple 😍
”What’s up, Frosty the snow chick?”
”Your time, Cage.”
Johnny had no comeback for that frostbite
I like how it cuts straight from Skarlet declaring her intentions to marry Shao Kahn, to Shao Kahn telling her not to count on it
edit: "my green magic, your green outfit?" said to Jade wearing very obviously red clothes
Sindel: Have you ever been dominated?
Me: I mean.....if you’re offering 😳
Idk, seems kinda ga-
must you consult with the Elder Gods?
whats dominated means?
@@tenriseng9878 what indeed
@@tenriseng9878 your to young
"How many times do you want the characters to say each other names?"
"Yes"
8:02
Serious liu: I *thinks and gets confused* uh... Don't know what do you mean
8:25 AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO netherealm studio wtf y'all doing 😂
LMAO REAL
11:21
Tell that to Sindel's voice actress. Spoken like a true lover
When you got rejected and she tells you a bunch of reason why.
"A simple no would have suffice"
The kollector at the bar trying to pick up women
*"my slavers need breeding stock"*
Johnny when around females: *Let’s get banging*
Shang Tsung : Let me introduce myself...
Sonya: “ Lost it?!? Never had it!”
Cassie: 👁 💧 👄 💧 👁
04:53 i heard ‘’Kneel And Lick By Boobs’’
5:11 and aren't you just as creepy as F***
Flattery will get you nowhere, deary ❤
Omg these graphics are too good for my comfort
Komfert
to good are keeding the graphics are amazing
12:10 I know this isnt the video for it but GODDAMN THATS A CLEEEEEAN SCORPION
“Its all you ever think about~…..😉😘😏” 3:38
12:17 Hanzo wants his wife and his wife only sindel
Sonya secretly loves Johnny she just hides her loving side by putting on a tough exterior to appear stronger as military general. Its her defense mechanism and toxic trait.
Kitana: There’s no end to the stress
liu kang then let’s realese some
😂
Scarlet: “ feed me your knowledge Emperor”
Shao Khan: “RrrrrreRRRRRRRR. RRRRR”
He sounds like he’s on speaker phone 📱
Love how Sindel really is into Jax. Also, given all their past... Shang Tsung really really likes Sonya right? even in the movie the guy kinda has a thing for her.
0:17 *takes selfie*
"Im here to fight, not model"
“Johnny is mine Sindel!!”
weren’t you just saying how much you hate him to his face?
They're different versions of Sonya because... Kronika and her alternate timelines where they fight and kill each other.
Tsundere lol
How is nobody saying anything about 12:41? It's hilarious
Jade can't even talk, she's in love with a washed up fool who turns into a damned cat.
Who is everybody's punching bag including a guy he took the throne from.
@@Patrick-pc3vq I mean he did rip Goro's arm off lmao
@@almondmilk5315 Only feat of strength and skill in his entire existence.
I mean u ain't wrong
I don't like her with Kotal
Maybe Johnny or Subzero will be better!
@@joshua2764 Johnny or Sub-zero would be even worse wtf.
I like how when talking to Johnny she is disgusted by him, but as soon as Sindel starts asking she's defensive.
Just like in real life. 😂
Two different versions. Did you not pay attention to the story mode. There are the young versions from mk9 and the present versions.
@Mal Theri-You just dumb m8
@@peasantofpersia- The skins act differently when you play as them.
Tsundere
@@dragkuneesaku5419 no...they dont.
3:51
Maybe because you keep squatting and standing repeatedly
"You will join my concubines" always makes me laugh
00:52 THOTS after getting rejected
13:12 Jade is not wearing a green outfit, Johnny Cage
Must be colorblind lol
8:35 Is Kang floating..?
Christ, Shang Tsung and Shao Khan just ooze incel energy