15 Dumbest Video Game Merchandise Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @grymmrhoninn1855
    @grymmrhoninn1855 9 лет назад +141

    The kids that played sonic originally are now adults that's why it was a wine glass.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +4

      Pika Greg Do you mean Sonic Genesis? That thing is both bad and for the fifteenth anniversary, which was the year of Sonic 06.

    • @grymmrhoninn1855
      @grymmrhoninn1855 9 лет назад +3

      Oh only for sega staff nevermind. And I said people who originally played it. I.e. if you were the first generation to play it.

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 года назад

      Really? I thought it was to help forget the fan art.

    • @IMJAH
      @IMJAH Год назад

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  • @Atypical-Abbie
    @Atypical-Abbie 9 лет назад +264

    The No More Heroes thing actually makes more sense than you would think, since you save by going to the toliet in that game.

    • @jimmyelkordy3752
      @jimmyelkordy3752 9 лет назад

      Good point

    • @torlikoff
      @torlikoff 9 лет назад +1

      It's still kinda dumb

    • @phantomsoul630
      @phantomsoul630 9 лет назад +4

      That doesn't make it any less stupid

    • @Mace2.0
      @Mace2.0 9 лет назад +8

      Zaziuma ... and drop a nice SAVE. Get it?

    • @SouvenirSpices
      @SouvenirSpices 9 лет назад +7

      The Omnilution 2.0 i don't want to think about what happens when you load.

  • @PlanetHocolate
    @PlanetHocolate 9 лет назад +134

    The sonic one makes sense! The people who played the game would have played it 10 years ago meaning that they are grown up now...

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +2

      DerKacktopf A smart person will detect your bluff.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I was actually thinking that myself, but I couldn't say it right. Thanks, ADHD! You're the best!

    • @sexhaie
      @sexhaie 9 лет назад +3

      Yeah but sonic is a KIDS franchise. if your logic made any sense, we would have spongebob-themed alcohol and dildos sold in supermarkets and super mario hemorrhoid cream.

    • @PlanetHocolate
      @PlanetHocolate 9 лет назад +6

      yeah but this was an anniversary of the FIRST sonic game...

    • @remembrance9134
      @remembrance9134 9 лет назад +9

      The Binding Of Jamie The wine glass was only given to Sega employees, so nobody else besides workers at Sega got one.

  • @MsPandacakes
    @MsPandacakes 9 лет назад +175

    I've seen a lot of people with the Creeper hoodie all the way zipped up, so the hoodie was wasn't too farfetched.

    • @P0nyB3h0ldr
      @P0nyB3h0ldr 9 лет назад +17

      Probably because they were about to rob a bank

    • @munsi0121
      @munsi0121 9 лет назад +32

      Creeper hoodie owner:Give me your money
      Banker:no
      Creeper hoodie owner:ssssssssss
      Banker:Oh shi...

    • @GraySatyre
      @GraySatyre 9 лет назад

      ***** of course you do.

    • @MsPandacakes
      @MsPandacakes 9 лет назад

      iliketrains2 Nah, they were working at my supermarket, putting carts away, and then another walking home from school

    • @maxhoward2543
      @maxhoward2543 9 лет назад +3

      I have a Deadpool zip hoodie and I like it:)

  • @handsnanitizer
    @handsnanitizer 9 лет назад +178

    *hellbent*
    me: nah

    • @Kriii
      @Kriii 9 лет назад +31

      Corisaurus Rex Cya later then

    • @justaguy994
      @justaguy994 9 лет назад +24

      Stop whining just stfu, this fanboy type shit worse than fangirl.

    • @masontully7391
      @masontully7391 9 лет назад

      Adam Liaz just so you know the channel is hated danger dolan not hellbent.
      and what happened with people having there own opinions?

    • @praisefernando6459
      @praisefernando6459 9 лет назад +1

      Corisaurus Rex hellbent
      me:Kreygasm

    • @CaptmagiKono
      @CaptmagiKono 9 лет назад +3

      mason tully When every video with the guy becomes a raging bitch fit in the comment section.

  • @EariosRandomness
    @EariosRandomness 9 лет назад +101

    "You get in da showa, I wash-a your butthole."
    - Danger Dolan

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 9 лет назад +133

    I actually like the Mass Effect hoddie.

    • @dilligafzilla
      @dilligafzilla 9 лет назад +2

      I would recommend you changing your RUclips account name to BetaLeader ayy

    • @spkyscrysklltn
      @spkyscrysklltn 9 лет назад

      AlphaLeader772 I wouldn't wear it, but it's pretty cool. Guy talked like just because it can zip up all the way, that's the only way to wear it.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 9 лет назад +6

      What is wrong with the hoddie? I like the design and everythig.You don't need to zip it up all the way.

    • @dilligafzilla
      @dilligafzilla 9 лет назад

      AlphaLeader772
      wearing clothes with gaming shit is like saying "uh oh im virgin how do i fuck" to everyone
      (unless its 64 dream t-shirt)

    • @camwithaloveheartbutgoogle6294
      @camwithaloveheartbutgoogle6294 9 лет назад +1

      AlphaLeader772 It did look cool

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 9 лет назад +37

    You know what's also a poor merchandising decision by Nintendo?
    Barely releasing international merch for Kirby at all.
    **silently steams in a corner**

    • @XerxesTexasToast
      @XerxesTexasToast 9 лет назад

      ***** O.o

    • @Troy_K
      @Troy_K 9 лет назад +1

      and zelda merch its ALL just mario at this point oh wait mother 4 and a new kirby game coming in 2016!?!? no... back to playing splatoon... :(

    • @Kamifox1
      @Kamifox1 8 лет назад

      There's Zelda merch everywhere, you just have to know where to look.

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 года назад

      I found a single Kirby plush in a toy store.
      Just one though.

  • @OkagaCalifornia
    @OkagaCalifornia 9 лет назад +106

    People who bitch about Hellbent are the reason why RUclips comments suck.

    • @DGarsha
      @DGarsha 9 лет назад +10

      People pretending to be famous people is what makes RUclips comments shit.

    • @OkagaCalifornia
      @OkagaCalifornia 9 лет назад +5

      Mike Garcia So I'm guessing that parodying isn't allowed anymore? Think before you send a comment you fucking mongoloid.

    • @ItzLik3That
      @ItzLik3That 9 лет назад +1

      Bill Gates sick parody bro.

    • @OkagaCalifornia
      @OkagaCalifornia 9 лет назад

      ItzLik3That thx

    • @MrKoiking1
      @MrKoiking1 9 лет назад +5

      Bill Gates People are allowed to say they dislike things. If nobody complained, nothing would improve.

  • @TheMajorLeagueGinger
    @TheMajorLeagueGinger 9 лет назад +7

    I actually like hellbent's voice, he makes things sound serious even when its comedic.

  • @cipherrevenant3239
    @cipherrevenant3239 9 лет назад +44

    I'm finally starting to get used to Hellbent's voice.
    Doesn't make me miss Dolan's any less though. :P

    • @thegaminghyena
      @thegaminghyena 9 лет назад +2

      Don't u ever say that

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

      TheGamingHyena I'll say it.

    • @cipherrevenant3239
      @cipherrevenant3239 9 лет назад +3

      I think the only reason some people are making such a stink about Hellbent is that they aren't used to his voice. It just takes a little time to adjust, seriously. The videos still contain quality content, so I have no reason to gripe about a different narrator.

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 9 лет назад +2

      Cipher Revenant I frankly like hellbent narrating more than dolan, the guy has such a flair for sarcasm that he has me lol'ing almost every point in the countdowns.

  • @j1a2y3m4y5
    @j1a2y3m4y5 9 лет назад +32

    I love this commentors voice, it sounds amazing!

  • @PhirePhlame
    @PhirePhlame 8 лет назад +4

    Well, the 10th anniversary did see many longtime fans be old enough to appreciate the wine glass.

  • @sanryf5053
    @sanryf5053 9 лет назад +16

    BREAKING NEWS: today Danger Dolan were almost officially taken by HELLBENT

    • @peao010109
      @peao010109 9 лет назад +8

      Id say thats good news. I really like Hellbent.

    • @donny1363
      @donny1363 9 лет назад +7

      Breaking news another person bitching about hellbent

    • @peao010109
      @peao010109 9 лет назад +2

      Digi Gamer True.

    • @sanryf5053
      @sanryf5053 9 лет назад +1

      Wth -.-. This was suppose to be a joke. Butthurt people will butthurt.

    • @peao010109
      @peao010109 9 лет назад +2

      Air Rift Yes. #ButthurtForever

  • @AshTheMohican
    @AshTheMohican 9 лет назад +7

    Oh great you got a Hell Bent logo now! Now I know which DD videos to skip before clicking on the thumbnail. Seriously not trying to troll but I want DD back on these top 15's.

    • @donny1363
      @donny1363 9 лет назад +3

      So you subscribed to hear his voice?

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад

      Digi Gamer AllTime10s didn't upload enough.

  • @CreeperFino
    @CreeperFino 9 лет назад +3

    "Use a fork"
    Mmkay.
    **Stabs right through Doritos**

  • @kimchar5930
    @kimchar5930 9 лет назад +18

    Am I the only one who likes hellbent? I mean I love classic dolan but I find hellbent pretty hilarious as well.

    • @shannenisrandom9999
      @shannenisrandom9999 9 лет назад +1

      Me to

    • @neet0burrit035
      @neet0burrit035 9 лет назад

      Yes i like hellbent. Sure dolan is cool and all, but who really cares who's narrating as long as it's a good video

    • @madelle7396
      @madelle7396 9 лет назад +1

      I actually find it pretty rude and disrespectful how people care more about the voice then the actual content of the video. I bet that if there were shitty facts but Dolan was narrating the video then people wouldn't complain. But the second Hellbent comes, people get all pissing with him. Dolan and Hellbent shouldn't have to put up with these ungrateful shits

    • @kimchar5930
      @kimchar5930 9 лет назад

      +TheEmberShadow exactly

  • @rebel_alpha_gaming
    @rebel_alpha_gaming 8 лет назад +8

    And stop hating on Sonic it's not his fault people make bad fan bases about him

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 лет назад +1

      But what if we genuinely dislike the character and/or the games? What do we do then?

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 6 лет назад +2

      It's a trend to hate Sonic.
      ..I blame Arin.

  • @R-1988
    @R-1988 9 лет назад +5

    I've seen those Street Fighter Sex Pills but aside from the box art, they are in no way affiliated with Capcom or the brand. By the way, the guys in the stores who sell them say they don't work. All they do is make your chest hot and that they wasted their time in trying to sell them to people.

  • @SkeptiiiX
    @SkeptiiiX 9 лет назад +43

    He's taking over all of DD's channels now FFS

    • @Kriii
      @Kriii 9 лет назад +19

      Neonite Lego Oh boohoo, change is too much for the average viewer to handle apparently

    • @3000marco1
      @3000marco1 9 лет назад +17

      Borrops I know, right? These guys are a bunch a whiny babies.

    • @heroicxidiot
      @heroicxidiot 9 лет назад +1

      Neonite Lego You got anything important to say that actually will help improve the channel besides bitching and complaining? All I see is a fucktard bitching.

    • @heroicxidiot
      @heroicxidiot 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Well DD has made it kinda obvious on who is doing the video with the thumbnail. IF they don't like HB's voice, then don't bitch, close the video. DD has a lot on his hands and is maintaining three channels. That's a massive load to have.

    • @tannerhankins4770
      @tannerhankins4770 9 лет назад

      ***** You can tell because on the thumbnail, it says HB on the head with a red cap.

  • @hulavaultboy5935
    @hulavaultboy5935 8 лет назад +9

    Pretty sure the Sonic wine glass was for those who first played the games when it was released in _1991_.

  • @yachenko6828
    @yachenko6828 9 лет назад +7

    Some of these are okay though:
    #12 makes sense actually. Mario and Luigi are plumbers, just try not to think of it dirty.
    #9 Hoodies like thoughs are usually custom or hard to find. How many video game based clothing is out there any ways? Getting this would be nothing to complain about.
    #4 Xbox controller soap? Nobody likes leaving their video game to shower/bath. So why not keep that gaming feel with the Xbox soap! Mountain Dew scent, even better! Makes you feel MLG. Now only if they had doritos body spray!

  • @retrogamer39
    @retrogamer39 9 лет назад +9

    Danger Dolan is awesome, but I think hellbent is pretty damn cool as well

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 8 лет назад +9

    To explain the the Angry Birds Franchise making things that make no sense:
    Angry Birds: Good idea!
    Angry Birds Space: Hm. Good idea!
    Angry Birds Star Wars: What?
    Angry Birds Transformers: Well, better than Michael Bay...
    Angry Birds Animations: Huh...I guess it isn't awful.
    Angry Birds KART RACING, RPG, ETC: Nope. You guys. This isn't even related to your physics puzzle game. Just stop. Never make games again. This franchise is dead.
    Angry Birds MOVIE: ....Okay, this doesn't even look like the birds from the game or animation. Granted, the trailer wasn't an abomination, but it seems to have even LESS to do with everything you've already done, so--
    Angry Birds Electric Cars: Coming soon.

  • @stevie_ily
    @stevie_ily 9 лет назад +11

    "Few people enjoyed this game." ....but I did...

  • @spencerdavis867
    @spencerdavis867 9 лет назад +55

    Seriously where the fuck is D0l4n

    • @donny1363
      @donny1363 9 лет назад +1

      Watch update video

    • @jcvitko2097
      @jcvitko2097 9 лет назад +3

      Digi Gamer what update video

    • @scratchy9874
      @scratchy9874 9 лет назад +6

      Spencer Davis All these people claim to like Dolan, but don't watch any of his important videos. He said he didn't have time to do a whole lot of videos, so he hired new talent.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +3

      Spencer Davis Who's D0l4n? I only know Dolan.

    • @scratchy9874
      @scratchy9874 9 лет назад

      ***** by "Important videos" I meant the ones where he explains what is going on with the channel. People who only watch his top tens and ask "where's dolan?!?!" are retarded, because he already answered that question in a video.

  • @YuukoEnjoyer
    @YuukoEnjoyer 3 года назад +6

    When their content wasnt fucking cringe

  • @jaidempsey4115
    @jaidempsey4115 8 лет назад +1

    why does hellbents voice come out so damn SMOOTH and RELAXING

  • @majorlui
    @majorlui 8 лет назад +3

    7:40 I have seen those pills in a gas station when i was 7 they still sell them right now in my town XD

  • @Darklordcomp
    @Darklordcomp 9 лет назад +7

    Everytime I see Hellbent I close the video

    • @Kriii
      @Kriii 9 лет назад +10

      Darklordcomp Alright, have fun

    • @JacobC364
      @JacobC364 9 лет назад +3

      Darklordcomp Why did you even open the video? It was clearly marked as such. Oh no wait you're just here to bitch huh?

    • @Darklordcomp
      @Darklordcomp 9 лет назад

      Jacob364 no i clicked it and didn't notice the title, still don't like him though

    • @JacobC364
      @JacobC364 9 лет назад +1

      Darklordcomp the title has nothing to do with it. Its on the thumbnail, the big HB instead of DD and its red. that's how you know who's narrating, so just don't click on the HB ones, problem solved.

    • @donny1363
      @donny1363 9 лет назад

      Every time I see people like I leave

  • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
    @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 9 лет назад +5

    Am I the only one who doesn't care that hellbent is narrating? I think he's good

  • @Dash99erOfficial
    @Dash99erOfficial 9 лет назад

    Nintendo: "Oh god, cancel the 40th anniversary idea!"
    Worker: "The keg of beer?"
    Nintendo: "Yes! We'll just give them some Heroin instead."
    Worker: "But..."
    Nintendo: "JUST DO IT!"

  • @Sherdderworld
    @Sherdderworld 9 лет назад +17

    I don't like this dude he's swears where to much and speaks only in rants

    • @OkagaCalifornia
      @OkagaCalifornia 9 лет назад +20

      Sherdderworld It's literally the same script, DD has stated it himself.

    • @JacobC364
      @JacobC364 9 лет назад +6

      Sherdderworld Then dont click on the videos Clearly marked HB on the thumbnail instead of DD. Its *VERY* simple. Why complain?

    • @CaptmagiKono
      @CaptmagiKono 9 лет назад +3

      Sherdderworld You are pretty dumb to think it is a different script.

    • @judescheidler857
      @judescheidler857 9 лет назад

      Dolan didn't?

    • @shuasemaahes
      @shuasemaahes 9 лет назад +3

      Sherdderworld What a dumb soul, the script is Dolan's....

  • @evanmckie01
    @evanmckie01 9 лет назад +1

    The shower for Mario was a reference to how they entered the kingdom, which was a shower pipe, they held on to the shower head before falling down the pipe

  • @lennycards
    @lennycards 9 лет назад +7

    Nintendo doesn't own pacman...

    • @Skypetroller
      @Skypetroller 9 лет назад

      Konami does.. Just saying

    • @lennycards
      @lennycards 9 лет назад +9

      Konami doesn't own Pac-man! Bandai Namco does.

    • @ryanbompane9670
      @ryanbompane9670 9 лет назад

      ***** I thought EA owned pac man though.

    • @lennycards
      @lennycards 9 лет назад +2

      Thank god they don't.

  • @Jellybean_Jelle
    @Jellybean_Jelle 9 лет назад

    The snuggy made me laugh when he said "and also with easy backside entry for when you need to poop in a sock in a 12hour game session" just made me laugh

  • @8terboy121
    @8terboy121 9 лет назад +1

    3:56 Inflatable Fuck You
    I shouldn't be laughing this hard

  • @xyro9861
    @xyro9861 9 лет назад +3

    Hellbent sounds like Markiplier with a blocked nose

  • @govVal
    @govVal 9 лет назад +2

    Honestly, the sonic wine glass actually makes sense. Imagine, back in the 90's they were 10-14 now it's 2015. They're probably 20-30 now.

    • @forestreflection2066
      @forestreflection2066 9 лет назад +1

      DerpStep
      ya but it was for their 10th aniversiry not 20th i was 5 when the 15th aniversiry came about...imagen if that came out for the 15th aniversiry...still i laughed my ass off XD

  • @klown463
    @klown463 9 лет назад +7

    I'm hellbent on unsubscribing

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад

      Klown This is DD, not HB. Just wait.

    • @grimsleeper5945
      @grimsleeper5945 9 лет назад

      I hate hellbent he has such a bloody annoying voice

    • @oxlynz7328
      @oxlynz7328 9 лет назад +4

      Hellbringer457 I like his voice :3

    • @shuasemaahes
      @shuasemaahes 9 лет назад +6

      Klown Amount of people who care: 0

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад

      otis Welcome to the room full of people who care.

  • @adoboawesome
    @adoboawesome 9 лет назад +2

    The prints on the lego figures are actually really intricate and are of really high quality. Simplicity and stylization doesn't equal poorly painted. That usb drive WAS in fact, TACKY AS ALL HELL, though, I agree there.

  • @anonreggie2859
    @anonreggie2859 9 лет назад +3

    I hate that people refer to them as kids games. Just call them family friendly. Besides, they are still kick ass good. Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Mother, Pokémon and all core franchises that aren't Call Of Duty, Grand Theft Auto, and everything else with good violence/sexual content, are still great to play.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

      Reggie Willing GIRATINA WILL EAT YOUR SOUL...

    • @anonreggie2859
      @anonreggie2859 9 лет назад

      Why?

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

      Reggie Willing Proving my point. Pokemon does have very dark themes that probably renders it a deserving E10+, and not the common E.

    • @anonreggie2859
      @anonreggie2859 9 лет назад +1

      What Pokémon games are E10? I only see E. But franchises such as Mother and Fire Emblem are insane. Even Kid Icarus: Uprising has some hidden adult humor.

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

      Reggie Willing Should be E10.
      "This Gym is great! It's full of women!" - Old Man, Cerulean City, Pokemon R&B (NOT the superior generation.)

  • @broylesst
    @broylesst 7 лет назад +1

    Hellbent:Mario impression:10000/10

  • @xxmofo54xx
    @xxmofo54xx 9 лет назад +8

    Seriously where the fuck is danger Dolan I didn't come here to listen to hellbent.

    • @hawkeyegough9090
      @hawkeyegough9090 9 лет назад +6

      xxmofo54xx then go watch his fucking update video and take the 96 trillion other people asking with you there too

    • @swordnecessity4345
      @swordnecessity4345 9 лет назад

      xxmofo54xx I forgot I was listening to Hellbent...

    • @xxmofo54xx
      @xxmofo54xx 9 лет назад

      Hawkeye Gough 96 trillion people don't even watch these videos dumbass

    • @donny1363
      @donny1363 9 лет назад

      Then why are you subscribed

    • @xxmofo54xx
      @xxmofo54xx 9 лет назад

      Digi Gamer because when I subscribed Dolan narrated and I liked that and I still enjoy the content to this day but I'd rather have Dolan narrate the video

  • @_Dio_Brando_69
    @_Dio_Brando_69 9 лет назад +1

    "Let the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome be with you"
    I fucking lost my shit xDD

  • @themccman
    @themccman 9 лет назад +8

    Welcome to under 301 club restrooms are to the right and cookies to the left 🍪⬅️➡️👫

  • @Redlady1917
    @Redlady1917 9 лет назад

    "It's impossible to walk into a game store without seeing some call of duty merchandise."
    *tabletop gamers laughing in background*

  • @yellow9053
    @yellow9053 9 лет назад +4

    Only 15 views?

    • @gwenzhead566
      @gwenzhead566 9 лет назад +12

      It's hellbent

    • @thegaminghyena
      @thegaminghyena 9 лет назад

      Midnight Warrior XD

    • @SenecaGray
      @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

      Cody Wilson That's what happens when you show up early.

  • @SenecaGray
    @SenecaGray 9 лет назад +1

    SEGA also made SA2 for Sonic's 10th anniversary.
    Good choice.
    Then there was the 15th anniversary.
    We do not speak of it.
    Then there was the 20th anniversary.
    The fans rejoiced as quality returned (until Lost World happened.)

  • @markysharky2948
    @markysharky2948 9 лет назад +6

    #1 was not bad its cool af

    • @markysharky2948
      @markysharky2948 9 лет назад

      Jaedyn Foster word

    • @holyhelo5speak
      @holyhelo5speak 9 лет назад +1

      mark pustilincov for the extra price you are paying for a stock wrangler with cod logos, you can instead get a good lift on it, 35's, bumpers and a winch... and have a real jeep.

    • @markysharky2948
      @markysharky2948 9 лет назад

      +holyhelo5speak and u can put some COD stickers on it

    • @markysharky2948
      @markysharky2948 9 лет назад

      holyhelo5speak and u can put some COD stickers on it

    • @Troy_K
      @Troy_K 9 лет назад

      +mark pustilincov it makes TOTAL sence because half the fanbase isnt old enough to drive and nobody in the other quarter and a half has that kinda money then theres that half a quarter who are complete addicts... and would buy it

  • @projectikaruga
    @projectikaruga 9 лет назад

    I think this is the BEST DDolan video by now. I ROFL really hard this time!

  • @obiwan3511
    @obiwan3511 7 лет назад +1

    Do you really think that those people who played Sonic 10 FREAKIN' years ago are still children?

  • @jordanshipman6067
    @jordanshipman6067 9 лет назад +2

    Hellbent has grown on me. Good work dude.

  • @MixxedBerries
    @MixxedBerries 9 лет назад

    I LIKE HELLBENT!
    **gets dog-piled by a bunch of scrawny, angry little kids**

  • @nintendo101ish
    @nintendo101ish 9 лет назад

    Hey! Dont knock the toilet paper idea, you'll never know where you'll be when diarrhea hits.

  • @JuggaloJD420
    @JuggaloJD420 9 лет назад

    i took your theory to heart, but now i feel stupid eating Cheetos out of the bag with a fork.

  • @tellemking4507
    @tellemking4507 9 лет назад

    I don't mind ads. I don't mind buffer. But when ads buffer, I suffer.

  • @racejones8116
    @racejones8116 6 лет назад +1

    A sonic wine glass? What's next?
    A bag of steroids pills for kirby's 30th anniversary?!

  • @AnimalSlices
    @AnimalSlices 9 лет назад

    ok, im not kidding when i say I WANT THAT MASS EFFECT HOODIE. GIVE TO ME!!!!!

  • @AshKetchumvictor
    @AshKetchumvictor 9 лет назад +1

    The sad thing is that my neighbor bought one of those jeeps and now has serious regrets.

  • @PMW3
    @PMW3 9 лет назад +2

    These may be just rumors, but I heard that the original Metal Gear Solid came with a pack of cigarettes, and one of the Grand Theft Auto games came with a set of brass knuckles.

  • @dinodude190
    @dinodude190 9 лет назад +3

    I can't understand Hellbent...

    • @fuxk9958
      @fuxk9958 9 лет назад +2

      Git gud in English

    • @tecfore
      @tecfore 9 лет назад

      xXx_SqUiDbOyS_ xXx yes man, git gud is very good english

    • @fuxk9958
      @fuxk9958 9 лет назад

      PixeL lLama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @matguimond92
      @matguimond92 9 лет назад

      xXx_SqUiDbOyS_ xXx ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

    • @small3659
      @small3659 9 лет назад

      PixelGaming ha, ahahahaha.... oh the irony....

  • @SilverAlan
    @SilverAlan 9 лет назад

    I completely lost it when he was talking about the mario shower head. My brother looked at me and said "oh no we lost him we better make it quick and painless"

  • @tgpgrimreaper
    @tgpgrimreaper 9 лет назад +1

    "Street Fighter Sex Pills. Shoryuken her uterus."
    - Capcom Marketing Dept.

  • @GodzillaFang7713
    @GodzillaFang7713 9 лет назад +1

    I'm sick of everyone hating on Hellbent! What's the problem? Just because its a different voice? It's still Dolan's channel.
    Personally I think Hellbent is great and would like to see more people do these countdowns.

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 9 лет назад +1

    when you think about the sonic thing it makes sense because the ones who originally played sonic are 10 years older by then

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 7 лет назад

    Hellbent made a Team Four Star reference? My life is complete.

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 9 лет назад +1

    at #1 i was thinking that you were gonna include that replica RC-XD that came with one of the Collector's Editions (i THINK it was maybe the Veteran or Hardened one)

  • @axonaxonaxon
    @axonaxonaxon 9 лет назад +2

    4:23
    >no doritos
    >no mt. dew

  • @BooTeresa1006
    @BooTeresa1006 9 лет назад +1

    You don't *have* to drink wine from a wine glass, you know.

    • @shannenisrandom9999
      @shannenisrandom9999 9 лет назад +2

      Yeah your right but it just makes you look sophisticated and way more fabulous than every one else around you.

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 9 лет назад +2

    #3: They actually made this?!

  • @bigjalapeno7061
    @bigjalapeno7061 6 лет назад +1

    If they have a call of duty jeep, they need a splatoon challenger. I'd buy it

  • @shakefan1484
    @shakefan1484 9 лет назад

    A Sonic wine glass. That's wonderful. I've always wanted to be drunk of my ass while I play Sonic.

  • @chillinon3263
    @chillinon3263 9 лет назад

    Deathsmiles: A Japanese, Halloween-themed arcade shooter featuring a full cast of under-aged girls had some really bizarre merchandise.
    The company literally sold drinks that were meant to be the piss of a 13-year-old, "Windia's Dark Urine".

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ 9 лет назад +2

    That 360 soap is epic

  • @gigglesthegoat9175
    @gigglesthegoat9175 9 лет назад +1

    The black ops jeep actually had an engine snorkel, which if I remember anything from auto shop in school, allows the engine to be submerged temporary, namely for 4-wheeling and potential river crossing needs if any. I believe I read they tweeked the vehicle itself to be a bit more better too. Kinda like over clocking factory parts. Same stuff, just better optimized or something. I dunno, I seem to remember some of the stupidest shit, commercials included. (Which is where most of this info came from.)

  • @Quifuh
    @Quifuh 9 лет назад +1

    10th anniversary merch. Kids probably were 10 years old, now 20. No problem with wine glass.

  • @Anna-vx2pe
    @Anna-vx2pe 9 лет назад

    Damn. That anger felt so genuine when he said gamer forks.

  • @maazypaaz
    @maazypaaz 9 лет назад

    the ME3 hoodie looked kinda cool, but the JEEP, LIKE WOWWWWW, Cant ANYONEEE slap on a $2 sticker on a black jeep and call it official merchandise xD

  • @gyarik
    @gyarik 9 лет назад +1

    "Ranger Dolan Logo not included" 😂

  • @salmasaridam4529
    @salmasaridam4529 9 лет назад

    *sees hellbent video* *opens comment box* mmmMMM TIME TO GET THE POPCORN AM I RIGHTTTtt

  • @WilliamSriker
    @WilliamSriker 9 лет назад

    I'm not going to die, I broke down laughing ant #3.

  • @ridhauddinrazali6545
    @ridhauddinrazali6545 5 лет назад

    i love to watch old danger dolan

  • @Tall_Order
    @Tall_Order 9 лет назад +1

    I guess Hello Kitty Vibrators didn't make the cut. lol

  • @kafkabigmon
    @kafkabigmon 9 лет назад

    Oh Dolan, oh dolan. Where arth thou? I wish to hear your voice once again. Ye givith me laughs and chuckles. This one gives me insults and rage. Oh Dolan, oh Dolan. Come back...

  • @baddiesworldwde
    @baddiesworldwde 9 лет назад

    Correct me if im wrong, but wasnt that picture of the Jeep in the game from mw3? Cause they released another wrangler for mw3 but just with the extra winch on the front, and I actually didnt know they released a Jeep for black ops either

  • @ericallinger7479
    @ericallinger7479 8 лет назад

    that street fighter snuggy is probably the only snuggy worth using

  • @jeanmichelramar1841
    @jeanmichelramar1841 9 лет назад

    The wine glass makes sense as kids who were playing the first sonic are probably now adults

  • @Mst3kfanatic1
    @Mst3kfanatic1 8 лет назад

    The Sonic wine glass makes sense, I mean you do need to be completely shit faced in order to even play a Sonic game without slitting yourself.

  • @guyverjay1289
    @guyverjay1289 8 лет назад +2

    maybe it escaped you but those celebrating sonics 10th anniversary would probably in their 20's

  • @ackaaa22
    @ackaaa22 9 лет назад +1

    #1 there's a gaming Merch store franchise called 'Zing' in Australia and they have no CoD items. They know what real games are.

    • @VenoMantis
      @VenoMantis 9 лет назад +1

      As an Australian I have never heard of Zing. I might have to go look it up now.

    • @ackaaa22
      @ackaaa22 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I highly advise any gamer to go to Zing, Its paradise.

  • @redbasher636
    @redbasher636 9 лет назад +1

    I like Hellbent; he's often more crass and funny than Dolan, but Dolan's voice is nice to hear as well. So if you're upset about Dolan not having enough time to make videos, stop complaining; at least we get the videos everyday. :|

  • @HatsODoom
    @HatsODoom 9 лет назад

    #2: I started to jam batteries into my ear.

  • @nutz4gunz457
    @nutz4gunz457 9 лет назад

    I actually saw this guy driving one of those call of duty jeeps not too long ago. I laughed my ass off, what a clown.

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 9 лет назад

    Lol!
    My favorite sections of this video is where Hellbent talked about the Xbox 360 Soap and the use of using Dolan's logo to cover the Ryu's ass.

  • @KentaKurodani
    @KentaKurodani 9 лет назад

    Mario+Luigi shower makes some sense considering the brothers are plumbers

  • @Gavin-mi3wx
    @Gavin-mi3wx 9 лет назад

    I like how hellbent does these videos but everyone hates on him

  • @SenecaGray
    @SenecaGray 9 лет назад

    First the content, now the thumbnail, next, THE WORRRRRRLD!

  • @PodCap24
    @PodCap24 9 лет назад

    Sonic wineglass makes sense. years ago we played it as kids,now we are no longer kids.

  • @deafweasel99
    @deafweasel99 9 лет назад

    Hellbent is clearly unaware that full zip up Hoodies are indeed a thing and are favoured by the 14 year olds who think they are cool in a dark way.