What did the letter say? (I'm not chinese, cannot read chinese, and can't even paste that into google translate because my keyboard doesn't have anything near what those characters look like.)
wow i accidentally disabled google plus notifications and now i got them enabled again, and i find this? Also, RealRuler2112 , i have no idea because i take a different form of chinese from that. Thats called Fan Ti Zi, and im absolute bollocks at chinese anyways so forget me being a translator
Dunno if you know this but you can change the language of the keyboard to chinese, but then you need to guess which letter is which. Unless you know chinese letters.
in first grade, there was this question in a math exam: if zoe has three chocolate bars and johnny takes two, how many chocolate bars does zoe have? I answered: zoe has three chocolate bars and johnnys wallet because shs shanked him and took his stuff because she is a strong independent woman. I dont know how I knew this shit when I was six, but my teacher gave me extra points for the answer and wote "woman rights!" next to it... now I understand why she was fired.
In my class in 1st grade, my teacher gave us whiteboards and pens. She told us a word and we had to write it down. The word was 'miss'. I wrote it down on my whiteboard and held it up as everyone else did. She then said to change one of the letters to invent a new word. I changed the 'M' of 'miss' into a 'P' so I wrote down 'piss' on my whiteboard and held it up and I got sent to the principals office and I think I got suspended for a day and I didn't even know what the word meant at the time but my parents found it so funny and for some reason it's a memory that is so strong and vivid in my mind
Back in 6th grade, while working on a project with some friends, i had a whiteboard. I had drew a dick and vagina, and put some pluses in it so this is what it said"dick + vagina = baby". a girl that was near my group snitched on me and I got sent to the principal's office. there, i got 5 days ISS and I wasn't able to go on a field trip to Darren Lake. (For those who don't know, ISS means In School Suspension. You're in school, but separated from everyone else.)
The When I grow up i want to be like Mommy isn't stupid! The kid's mother clarified thay it was not her dancing on a pole, it was that she worked at Home Depot and was selling the last shovel to somebody, and everybody wanted one because it was winter!
Darth Utah 66 Well yeah, do the "see me after class" thing. Maybe give the kid detention, but still give the kid an A for finding meaning in the purest of filth
***** Student did not write inappropriately. Unfortunate how that sort of thing now goes on. Actual thought was expressed. Too, student was probably college. If not, deserves an A even moreso.
+SonicDa Hedgehog5765 Solid = hard in my understanding. Would of been different if they said heavy water, but ice is heavy so ice could still apply haha. If I was the teacher I would have given him a point for "ice".
At 6:22 you failed to take into account that the beer was nearly the size of that guy. Drinking your own body weight in beer will knock out even the most dedicated alcoholic.
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives That's how to explain school btw I have 7 hours of school other people's school time is different it depends on where you live
6:50 I showed this to my cousin that speaks Chinese, and she said two of the sentences of it translated to "I see white people everywhere. They are so white, it hurts my eyes."
I swear this is one of the funniest vids you posted! OK, so it's partly because I am a teacher, but also because I was a smart ass in school growing up! Some of these entries were similar to what I did...and others were those I wish I came up with hahaha.
I love how at the last one, it said "not suitable for my class" with 'class' etched out, and corrected with 'anyone'. It's like the teacher made that edit after watching the video him/herself. XD
at 1:47 it isnt dumb, its actually a good point, its the question which is dumb. It couldve replaced "what does he have now" to how much does he have now -_-
i'll tell you something else funny A student in america was given a detention, why? "student proclaimed to be Jesus reborn and hit fellow student with holy bible" Your day has been made
IKR?! And people say that stoners have no motivation, creativity and are generally loser. I call bullshit on that. The stoners I've known always had jobs and blazed up on their downtime so they could relax. Back when I did smoke(with my brother and my then bf) we came up with some hella creative stuff. I miss those blissful moments of clarity and creativity.
hes still in my class! and more of a twat heres another thing he did: once in history we was learning about slavery and this certain guy who abolished slavery, anyway while we were learning about him FOR 2 WEEKS, when the teacher asked if anyone asked had any questions before the test he asked "is that guy real?"
dude one time my class was taking a test and a kid from the last class answered the question "a scientist has discovered a new creature, what are two tests you can do to prove its alive?" AND THE KID SAID POKE IT WITH a STICK AND ASK SIRI I'm done
Audi Thief Well, its called solid state so yeah, they whoud have secified their question, no normal chemisist would just say hard wather, because there is no hard wather in room temperature.Its solution that makes it hard.And no, self obvious questions need to be specific too.Like "Find value of x on triangle", not "find x on triangle".US is stupid.
Ever saw questions in russian Pre-school math books? "An elephant weight 90 kilos, the squirrel is 2 years old. How long is the road if the pigeon ate 13 seeds?"
In 6th grade history class: Question: "Why did the ancient Egyptians mummify their dead?" My friend's answer: "So they wouldn't get moldy." The teacher thought it was funny and gave her a point.
Okay, so here is my translation of the chinese article: im not living a happy life out here. The environment of my current job is unpleasant,yet i also receive low income. But no need to worry, we only has around 10 employees seriously injured each day, yet i still have extra attentions to my surroundings. We create a little business, and it went quite well. Even though I am not quite familliar with english, but i do recognize several words. And I do understand the words of those white people. Wish I could be more out the Crowd and less ordinary. I will try my best at my work, and be extra careful with my health. I miss you guys very much. Wish we can meet soon.
I wondered what it said. Thanks for taking the time to translate it :) Ps. for those saying they wasted their time, Dione Zhang sounds like a Chinese name to me.. they probably just read the Chinese and typed out the meaning in English very easily.
Cool ! I tried to translate it but i couldnt understand some of the words due to the fact that I learnt simplified chinese instead of the traditional chinese , so i could not understand some of the characters ;-; altho i managed to understand some of the characters in traditional chinese ... Glad to know that what i managed to understand is the same as the one u translated :3 ( sorry if there is some grammar mistakes or weird sentence structure ... Since im not that good in both languages , chinese and english) 😂😂😂
+The Irish farmer :) i would give that pokemon student and teacher an A for there pokemon stuff it was funny as shit but the teachers mark would be lower because of fake attack names
+Aussie Dave well it was a report talking about 1870s Chinese immigrants. He was supposed to write a letter back to China telling them how he's got a hard life working on the railroads and getting little pay for doing so because America back then had Asianaphobia
I sometimes put smartass answers, then the real one. I'm not failing, teacher does leave some things like 'I giggled' from time to time. Gotta love the young science teachers!
Bob has 36 candy bars. Hes eats 29. What does he have now?: "Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."
10/10
Meh. I rate it only 9/11, bush style.
that's one of the best ones!
xD
+Incineration I rate it 29 candy bars out of 36 candy bars!!!
XD
lol these arent stupid, these are smart ass answers.
Ikr XD
IKR!!😂
Keyword "smart"
+Murphio especially the risk example, I would totally do that
I know right?
I'd say that most of these are more creative than dumb
Yeah
Especially the bacon
+Justin Sankar Nah , that's just something bandwagoning 13 year olds who love ''poodiepoo'' would fall for.
I agree 100%
I agree pretty much.about 90-95%
Once, my teacher told me to draw a table.
So I drew her desk.
She called me out for her.
I guess I should've drawn a table instead of a desk.
Okay, the person who wrote the 2 Girls 1 Cup one is a genius, they deserve an award!
Look up 2 kids 1 sandbox
+Dame Dolla No thanks, I know what that is.
+Dame Dolla no
+Minecraft Matthew Matthew what school do you go to
i did
WANT SOME NOODLES?
A. Yes
B. A
C. B
B.
c.
C.
Q.
+Noodle YAS
diabetes, bob has diabetes, XD
haha xd
yes he does XD
logic...😄😄😄
Un hip
Darciga lol I would do that
What ended in 1896?
1895
Me: Hooooly shit that's fucking genius!
mind = blown
Damn these kids are fucking smart!
Durrel Lee
that's actually makes sense
Kylo Ren Mind blown!😂💥💥💥💥💥💢💢💢🔥🔥🔥🔥✨🌟xD
LOL the last one.
Lol
LOL
All of these are brilliant
+FuYing Bro Teacher spelt appropriate wrong
For /c/l/a/s/s/ anyone
Some of these are actually brilliant!
Yah
true
just like diabites
diabetes*
+dudulala diabeetus*
Question: in which battle did Napoleon die?
Me: His last one.
LOL
+Jambo Gaming RSPN wrong, he didn"t die in a battle
kek
+AnarchistMetalhead nuh still a battle, with the intoxicated life
Don't think he died in a battle .3.
I'm Chinese, and that letter was actually Chinese.
Yeah so that doesnt make sense ur Chinese and that was Chinese we all k ow it Chinese duh
I think Nicholas means that it isn't someone faking Chinese nor is it random characters strewn about, but, in fact, actual sentences.
What did the letter say? (I'm not chinese, cannot read chinese, and can't even paste that into google translate because my keyboard doesn't have anything near what those characters look like.)
wow i accidentally disabled google plus notifications and now i got them enabled again, and i find this? Also, RealRuler2112 , i have no idea because i take a different form of chinese from that. Thats called Fan Ti Zi, and im absolute bollocks at chinese anyways so forget me being a translator
Dunno if you know this but you can change the language of the keyboard to chinese, but then you need to guess which letter is which. Unless you know chinese letters.
in first grade, there was this question in a math exam: if zoe has three chocolate bars and johnny takes two, how many chocolate bars does zoe have? I answered: zoe has three chocolate bars and johnnys wallet because shs shanked him and took his stuff because she is a strong independent woman. I dont know how I knew this shit when I was six, but my teacher gave me extra points for the answer and wote "woman rights!" next to it... now I understand why she was fired.
lol
you are hilarious
yeah ok
sweet jesus lol
+I killed Keny 53 And then everybody clapped!
Why is #23 here? That's an A+ right there.
Hell?
Hell?
yep
+D12Disease 23 is my lucky number. we should all know
XD YES
In my class in 1st grade, my teacher gave us whiteboards and pens. She told us a word and we had to write it down. The word was 'miss'. I wrote it down on my whiteboard and held it up as everyone else did. She then said to change one of the letters to invent a new word. I changed the 'M' of 'miss' into a 'P' so I wrote down 'piss' on my whiteboard and held it up and I got sent to the principals office and I think I got suspended for a day and I didn't even know what the word meant at the time but my parents found it so funny and for some reason it's a memory that is so strong and vivid in my mind
anyone have xbox 360
here, have a cookie, you deserved it
I do.
Back in 6th grade, while working on a project with some friends, i had a whiteboard. I had drew a dick and vagina, and put some pluses in it so this is what it said"dick + vagina = baby". a girl that was near my group snitched on me and I got sent to the principal's office. there, i got 5 days ISS and I wasn't able to go on a field trip to Darren Lake. (For those who don't know, ISS means In School Suspension. You're in school, but separated from everyone else.)
wow, lol
The When I grow up i want to be like Mommy isn't stupid! The kid's mother clarified thay it was not her dancing on a pole, it was that she worked at Home Depot and was selling the last shovel to somebody, and everybody wanted one because it was winter!
Ax Da cutter
Ax Da cutter 4:00 this is how i feel in school
Ax Da Cutter so true
#1 deserves an A. If you can bullshit an analysis for 2girls1cup, you can do it for anything. This'll do this kid well in college
+metademetra no teacher or professor wants a description of a shock video
Darth Utah 66 Well yeah, do the "see me after class" thing. Maybe give the kid detention, but still give the kid an A for finding meaning in the purest of filth
That one was frankly brilliant.
*****
Student did not write inappropriately. Unfortunate how that sort of thing now goes on. Actual thought was expressed. Too, student was probably college. If not, deserves an A even moreso.
It's funny because my sophomore English teacher would probably be laughing his ass off if he saw it.
Diabetes.
Bob has diabetes.
THAT PART KILLED ME LMAO XD
+Elierbster "F**king fatas*............
I saw that on iFunny.
That was honestly a pretty good joke, especially if it was made by a kid.
I know right
Idk it looked kinda fake to me
My favorite answers were 'Bacon is always the answer!'
And 'Bob now has diabetes.'
😂😂😂 I freaking loved these!
Same
I loved the bob has diabetes one the best
Yes🤗🤗🤗
diabeetus
+AranE Games not fucking funny
"In One Word, Describe School."
"Hell."
Damn, right it is. So glad I never have to go back to that place.
These weren't really dumb, just smartass. I'm not complaining though, smartass answers are a million times better than dumb answers.
Keks
True
MRS. JONES IS MY MATH TEACHER'S NAME!
Omg
;-;
2:50 NO, THE SQUARE IS NAMED THOMAS, AND HE'S LONELY.
it's name is Bob but ik what you are talking about
TheLuckyGamer its a reference to Thomas Was Alone, amazing game.
Matthew Wells ik I said I know what he is talking about but the squares name was bob
TheLuckyGamer oh, I read it wrong, my mistake. please forgive me for my ignorance.
No Tomas is a blue train
"Briefly explain what hard water is".
"Ice."
Fucking Genius.
Ikr
Briefly explain what Fetty Wap's number is.
"1739"
+Freerunning Nation It's 1738
If its a solid, yes
+SonicDa Hedgehog5765 Solid = hard in my understanding. Would of been different if they said heavy water, but ice is heavy so ice could still apply haha. If I was the teacher I would have given him a point for "ice".
In a word, describe school.
HELL
Seems legit .-.
10/10
Lol #24 with the penis one, at the top, the teacher wrote "you wish" XD
Xd
I died after seeing that lol
XD
Omg I am having the best pizza ever you want some? 🍕
schlong
At 6:22 you failed to take into account that the beer was nearly the size of that guy. Drinking your own body weight in beer will knock out even the most dedicated alcoholic.
lol
+Havin Almassi We got a badass here :0 XD XDXDXD
+Havin Almassi exactly
+Havin Almassi even if it's a non-alcohol containing beer?
neonlent I feel like even if you drink your body weight in pure spring water it would still knock you out.
"Bacon is always the answer.. " I DIED 😂😂😂
Nadia couch you know Melanie martinez too
Maria Martinez YES! WHO DOESNT
Nadia Couch hi
I love her song tag your it
I lofe bacon
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
That's how to explain school btw I have 7 hours of school other people's school time is different it depends on where you live
You're lucky. I have 10 hours of school from Monday to Thursday, but 8 hours every Friday.
Bored Lol
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
That explains homework
I had 9 hours of school beforme
its six hours 9 to 3
Actually, it's 9 hours 6 to 3.
Am I the only one who is laughing at this instead of being shocked?
Nope!I laughed two
Happy_ Catz I laughed too
Happy_ Catz same
Happy_ Catz me too
Same
BACON IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
No Dit Aint
Bob Ingalls
5536277272626+52772818= Bacon ✔
6728276267818×5251671181= Bacon ✔
67278282737728818818892+62781881919-671781881919×78181881= Bacon ✔
3/3 ☺
123456789 + 123456789 Is 246912468
+Alpha Pichu NO ITS 42
+thegamingtoy ! ye if your hungry
How does a kid write "shit" on their paper AND GET A STAR! If I could do that in middle school then my life, would be awesome.
+Isabella Kneller You are right but how do little kids get to do it?(:O)
+Brody Dyer IKR!
Because it ends with IT.
+Isabella Kneller in 8th grade i said shit behind my social studies teacher and she just looked backed at me and smiled xD
George Macpherson lol
You must have big balls to write thes awnsers
These
Anime Gamer nice
The 1895 one had me in hysterics!
Yeah xD
Yeah I was LOL
Same
it's technically correct too
Yesh
The one who put 2 Girls 1 Cup deserves a freaking Emmy.
+SamuraiFighterChick I agree, it was actually really well done
+Gigarian237 no, that person deserves a frickin OSCAR!
SamuraiFighterChick Agreed again
+Gigarian237 He deserves a Nobel prize.
K Win Which one?
when A is all of the above :/
😂
What do you do then
A. All of the above....
what is above if it is A?
+CrazyGamer And Killer -A
The question is the answer
4:55 I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD...😂😂😂😂
I laughed SOOOO FREAKING HARD at the Bob has diabetes joke XD
TEACHERS GIVE DUMB QUESTIONS
All kids say this
Question: In Word,how do you describe school??
Kids says:HELLLLLLLL
i love that oart :3
Same XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maryrose Cantero ikr
Tru
answers fuck instead of duck.. teacher's thoughts: "dfuck?"
best comment ever!
You need likes
Genius!
i literally thought thats what the teacher menat
I died. You killed me.
6:50 I showed this to my cousin that speaks Chinese, and she said two of the sentences of it translated to "I see white people everywhere. They are so white, it hurts my eyes."
WOW😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Sure it's not Google translate?
+TheMinecraftDude 3 ....Not sure how Google translate can read pictures of chinese characters
+TheMbmdcrew lmao omfg..
I swear this is one of the funniest vids you posted! OK, so it's partly because I am a teacher, but also because I was a smart ass in school growing up! Some of these entries were similar to what I did...and others were those I wish I came up with hahaha.
Homework = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
Luna Bonita i have a picture of That as my insta account😂😂😂
Luna Bonita 😂😂😂
Luna Bonita yas u right hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha
Luna Bonita math=mental abuse to humans.
Luna Bonita
I've watched this 3 times now, never gets old...
ikr Ive watched it 5 times
same
Ikr lol
lol exact same
same XD
Who else think Dolan is high or drunk XD
Me
me
me
me
me xD
3:32
OMG KILL ME!
XD
Anis Najwa OMG OMFG WAT DE F'S!!
ok but how do u want it to be?
Watch 3:32
I love how at the last one, it said "not suitable for my class" with 'class' etched out, and corrected with 'anyone'.
It's like the teacher made that edit after watching the video him/herself. XD
They also spelled appropriate wrong xDD
at 1:47 it isnt dumb, its actually a good point, its the question which is dumb. It couldve replaced "what does he have now" to how much does he have now -_-
Or maybe you are the one who answer that
nope
yeah LOL not what crazydude said i mean well u know what i mean and yeah... dolan u r right to pick that. he has diabetes
wat? i cant understand u scott xD
MCPJave yeah i sometimes cant understand myself XD
Math the only place where someone buys 64 water melons and nobody ask why.
yeah
+Paul Borst But if a random guy named Billy buys exactly 64 watermelons from a Wal-Mart, It's kinda weird.
+The_Nerd Don't you mean
Ask y
+The_Nerd that's on my bookmark what
Minecraft reference 4 me...lel
8:20. I literally paused and read the whole thing and then realised it was narrated... Kill me :/
Defek I like reading
little kittey I can’t tell if your being sarcastic but thanks...
little kittey it’s alright I thought you could be being sarcastic since pretty much everybody I know *HATES* reading
7:07 THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE WANTED TO WRITE THAT OH MY GOD
I know right
Lol IKR?
+Ticci Tera IKR
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I WRITEN IT!
my cousin did that once
Mmmmmm. Yum. Instead of the Kuiper belt, there's the BACON BELT!!!!!!!! Hehe
~~~~
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BACON BELT!!!!!! :D
+Mangle PLAYS BACONNN
BACON BELT
WHERE CAN I FIND IT
jupiter
on # 26, the question asks for an animal. This child wrote Justin Bieber. No, he didn't. He wrote Justin BEAVER. You now, the animal.
It's know, not now
Mason Hill oopsies...
humen = animal
***** you're right And That Is HILARIOUS
***** I think so tooooooo
Instead of bacon I would put violence
SkYzE Canine I like ur thinking
SkYzE Canine ss
SkYzE Canine you sound like my brother.
Same
hi Asian
definition of school:
Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
😂😂
It was 8 hour for me
your obviously too young to be on RUclips seeing as you only have 6 hours of school
Six? in Mexico is 8 Hours.
It was 8 hours for me.
+outshOtz How about you? You have no grammar.
"what do we call the science of classifying living things?
-Racism."
made my day :D
i'll tell you something else funny
A student in america was given a detention, why?
"student proclaimed to be Jesus reborn and hit fellow student with holy bible"
Your day has been made
+Henry Wray that made my evening
lol XD
I like how the student in number 12 was high and he had better spelling and grammar than the kids in my class.
IKR?! And people say that stoners have no motivation, creativity and are generally loser. I call bullshit on that. The stoners I've known always had jobs and blazed up on their downtime so they could relax. Back when I did smoke(with my brother and my then bf) we came up with some hella creative stuff. I miss those blissful moments of clarity and creativity.
4:42. Question: "Write an example of a risk."
Answer: "This"
I would have given it to him.
Once this kid said sunflowers are predators on a test, it was so funny the teacher pointed it out to everyone.
Lol
LMAO
hes still in my class!
and more of a twat
heres another thing he did: once in history we was learning about slavery and this certain guy who abolished slavery, anyway while we were learning about him FOR 2 WEEKS, when the teacher asked if anyone asked had any questions before the test he asked "is that guy real?"
I know right! Most sunflowers are equiped with machine guns and are very paranoid, its quite scary.
to much plants versus zombies i guess
dude one time my class was taking a test and a kid from the last class answered the question "a scientist has discovered a new creature, what are two tests you can do to prove its alive?" AND THE KID SAID POKE IT WITH a STICK AND ASK SIRI I'm done
that sounded Profesional
lmao we had the same exact assignment 2 months ago
bob has diabetes, lol 😂😂
+Math Lover he knows that dumbass
+Math Lover type 2
he dose its gets a a+
It's fake its like a first grade test and the writing is amazing.
Find X
50% kids are funny 50% kids had inappropriate answers 50%kids had wrong answers but kinda right 100% you guys are awesome!
I THINK THE ANSWERS WERE SMART BUT NOT WHAT THE TEACHERS WANTED
Question should be clear about what is needed and wanted.Thats what we learned at our school.
The one about hard water... I'd support his answer because ice is hard water...
Audi Thief Well, its called solid state so yeah, they whoud have secified their question, no normal chemisist would just say hard wather, because there is no hard wather in room temperature.Its solution that makes it hard.And no, self obvious questions need to be specific too.Like "Find value of x on triangle", not "find x on triangle".US is stupid.
Yea
Agree
Ever saw questions in russian Pre-school math books?
"An elephant weight 90 kilos, the squirrel is 2 years old. How long is the road if the pigeon ate 13 seeds?"
Haha
thats how i see all math questions.
the answer is 21
Niels Vantilburg
How in the world did you come up to that answer? I'd say it's 42!
+The Elder Troll V - Gandalf I choked on a fucking Pringle reading this comment.
These aren't dumb answers, these kids are brilliant.
+Clorox Bleach - Concentrated Please drink your name.
Clorox Bleach - Concentrated You can't be serious, right?
Your username.
+Sally McSaggy Llama No. I'm kidding.
+Sally McSaggy Llama There minds brought them all over the place. So i would say yes
I do NOT want to be like my mom, I'M THINKIN' LINCOLN!
Your talking to abaraham Lincoln? He died sorry
+And i said Heyeahyeahyeayea!
Loud! Lincoln LOUD!
Lincoln... Abraham Lincoln, yeah he died like a million years ago, He's literally extinct right now
"See me after class ♥" That teachers has some real thirst.
+Li8aGun92 OH SHIT!
damn
I learned that the hard way...
+Li8aGun92 You know she wants the D.
More Insanity
Oh shit. Now you have to tell. Share your experiences with us!
NUMBER 25 is not DUMB XD I SERIOUSLY LAUGHED AT THE MOMS EXPLAINATOON
Explanation*
MythicalStorm16 #Life Explainatoon* ;)
Rude but a little bit funny
Who likes scrolling down comments while watching a video? :)
Mark Little me
MythicalStorm16 #Life trying to sell a shovel XD
I made myself an achievement. Finish 1 of dolan's video without falling asleep 😀😁
Wow no one asked :0
WOW did someone asked ???
+Tøxic :3 do you have to ASK just to write a comment?
WOW use correct grammar.
LOL
"when I grow up I want to be like my mother"😂😂😂😂
Me: Dolan are you a cow?
Dolan: what no
Cow:ya me ether hay you guys want to go do scateboard
Casandra Marie u just stole it from asdf movie
Me and my friend were in science class, at the last question she couldn't answer, she wrote "Your mom" and turned it in.
+Mirna C Ramos What did she make c:
Idk she haven't show me the paper.
+Mirna C Ramos Tell us :)
XD
+Mirna C Ramos And?
In 6th grade history class:
Question: "Why did the ancient Egyptians mummify their dead?"
My friend's answer: "So they wouldn't get moldy."
The teacher thought it was funny and gave her a point.
This is probably my favorite planet dolan video.
Did anyone else listen Dolan read #1 while you were going to bed? It was truly magical, now wasn't it?
Oh, only me? Ok.
me too lol
Same
Thank the lorda!
I wasn't alone. Lol, it's like me at the lunch table. Always, alone...
;-;
Same
Me not just you
Lmao at #24 the teacher wrote "you wish" near it 😂😂😂
At 3:36 look at the bottom.
+PrayerfulToe6 😁😁😁😁😁
I did that one with a large penis
Lol X3
......
Once,
There was an article about bravery that was copied and pasted onto my exam.
1st question,
What is *bravery* ?
My answer,
This is bravery
JohnPlaysGames - ROBLOX n' More that was bravery it's like that risk one
Ayman Chughtai
Anka Tanaskovic yeah
ha
Do top ten dumbest things
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Who else bursted out laughing at the diabetes part 😂
😂🙋
*raises hand*
Worst part is the answer is right. The teacher didn't ask how many candies Bob, or whatever his name was, had left, the teacher asked what he has now.
me lol
LOL ITS LOGIC! TEACHERS HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC TEACHERS EXCUSE: COMMON SENSE!
Okay, so here is my translation of the chinese article: im not living a happy life out here. The environment of my current job is unpleasant,yet i also receive low income. But no need to worry, we only has around 10 employees seriously injured each day, yet i still have extra attentions to my surroundings. We create a little business, and it went quite well. Even though I am not quite familliar with english, but i do recognize several words. And I do understand the words of those white people. Wish I could be more out the Crowd and less ordinary. I will try my best at my work, and be extra careful with my health. I miss you guys very much. Wish we can meet soon.
Nobody else but you wasted their time translating a chinese message. thats some determination.
nice mate
I wondered what it said. Thanks for taking the time to translate it :)
Ps. for those saying they wasted their time, Dione Zhang sounds like a Chinese name to me.. they probably just read the Chinese and typed out the meaning in English very easily.
Cool ! I tried to translate it but i couldnt understand some of the words due to the fact that I learnt simplified chinese instead of the traditional chinese , so i could not understand some of the characters ;-; altho i managed to understand some of the characters in traditional chinese ...
Glad to know that what i managed to understand is the same as the one u translated :3
( sorry if there is some grammar mistakes or weird sentence structure ... Since im not that good in both languages , chinese and english) 😂😂😂
im actually from Hong kong (near china, or a part of china)so i knew that, too
32 bumbest answers kids have gave on tests? More like, 34 best answers kids ever gave on tests!
wtf is bumbest
Okay so bumbest is the new yolo guys. Let's spread the bumbest. Bumbest revolution!
+Topicsgirl7 Bumbest for president
+PotatoLord Damn the irony in that comment you just wrote.
+The Great Gavino the answer is... NO XD
4:50 was my friend's. Her teacher posted it on Facebook lmao
That is an A+
Im just not gonna believe that until someone can prove it. Would be cool though
I was in class in 8th grade where the teacher said: "At the end of this ruler... Is an idiot." I said: "Which end?"
Lololol rekt
Ur lying I saw this joke a million times on the Internet
Okay.
+Stylo HD inih😂
+SANIC I heard this before but it still makes me laugh :)
I'd give all these students an a plus
+The Irish farmer :) i would give that pokemon student and teacher an A for there pokemon stuff it was funny as shit but the teachers mark would be lower because of fake attack names
Thats why you are a farmer and not a teacher
+Um DAMNN good burn
+Um DAAAAAAAAYYYUUUM BUUUUUUURRRRNED
0:15 subtitles say "F*** A Duck"
LMAO
Ya 😂
Oh Wow xD
Lol,I see it at beginning because I have subtitles on,if I don't really get what some one says
Omg that's funny XD
"When I grow up, I want to be like mommy!"
I am Chinese. Number 9 he actually put real Chinese. He said life in America was bad. 😂
well that's what they get for handling railroads for like 3 dollars a lifetime.
how would you know life in America is bad if your Chinese?
+Aussie Dave well you should say that to the kid who answered the test
+Aussie Dave live in America is bad rlly there are lots of crimes
+Aussie Dave well it was a report talking about 1870s Chinese immigrants. He was supposed to write a letter back to China telling them how he's got a hard life working on the railroads and getting little pay for doing so because America back then had Asianaphobia
I once accidentally submitted a paper on the holocaust that was only one line. It said "The holocaust was coolest thing since sliced bread".
I think that deserves an a+
I was laughing for an hour straight
*something is wrong with you*
lol
I kind of want to know where you went from there XDD
To be fair, number 19 was a pretty great answer.
What was 19 again?
The Chewbacca Girl "What's an example of risk?"
"This"
+Rockcroc2000 explain please i do not get it
Alexander Lloyd Mendoza He took a risk by writing "risk" as the answer to the question "What's an example of risk?"
yep
Okay man, that video was a good one!!
23: give that kid an A+ it is so the truth!
Yeah we all hate school cus it is hell of course
Poppy Black Lol
yes
duck not f*ck
Poppy Black on 23 he deserves an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The thumbnail made me die of laughter
Good to see you alive again.
ikr
Same 💚
im cracking up too
does that really look like a shovel to you.
Bob got diabetes cuz of math people it was math!!!!!
1:40 was when Bob got diabetes
😱
XD
+my angels are you a teacher or something?
Bob got diabetes!!! this is why you shouldn't do your math homework!!!! BLAME the MATH!!!!! (JK)
I sometimes put smartass answers, then the real one. I'm not failing, teacher does leave some things like 'I giggled' from time to time. Gotta love the young science teachers!
look at 4:46. OMG DAT CHILD IS A GENIUS SKIPPING THE WHOLE ESSAY TAKE ME TO HIM AND LET HIM TEACH ME HIS WAYS! O_O
Lol
ikr the teacher should give him extra credit
the best part was his teacher marked it with a check so he/she literally got that right
Nah a check can mean wrong too depending on the teacher
toan nguyen whoah what rlly never knew that lol
I died at number 27.
I'm a ghost now. Boo.
sameeeeee
Me and Napstablook say hi
Ahhhh ur dead... NOT
My cousin did number 27 swear on my life 😂😂😂😂😂
+Diamond General wow, really? no one cares about you or your undertale stupidity
bob has 36 candy bars he ate 29 how many dos he have now?[ kid] diabetes bob has diabetes that cracks me up hahahahaha s00000000000 funny
ikr? xddddd
Hannah Bee ? You spelt does wrong!!!
so?
Keelz 513 and....
If you look at the question, the kid could be right. The question is "What does he have now?" not " How many".
3:54 "See me after class
4:14 Because he needs some milk!
lol
lol
+LOLFlyingPotatoes LOL good one!
xD
God, I'm hungry now. I love potatoes
*first dumb answer...*CANT STOP LAUGHING*
L
+Ryan Cheung heh?
+Ryan Cheung Lawliet
Picture of duck
_uck
F-ck
Check 3:22 the letter xD
Oh god I was eating grapes while watching this and I lost it at the penis part XD XD
yup
+Neal Chakraborty lol
yeah
You lost the grape? This is why I bought a grape guard.
+Dont you hate it when people have absurd names? lol. also awesome name
I'm gonna be sure to write in Chinese on our Chinese unit
Gordon lin Yaaaaaasss me too!
Gordon lin o