Batman Raises Superman
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Batman Raises Superman
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‘Say dada’
‘Justice’
‘Close enough’
Unfunny
@@enzo7500ok
@@rip_redpizzaminion21still unfunny
@@saithawzinaung6879 ok
@@saithawzinaung6879ok
Even in alternate realities Bruce adopts any orphan he sees.
And train him as a robin sidekick 😂
@@ShubhAgrawal009 it happened to an orphan head. And a starfish in mainline
@@ShubhAgrawal009Let's hope it has no jason treatment.
@@seanmarley3598 💀
Superman boy wonder 😂
"Remember Clark, don't kill criminals, put them in comas instead"
I mean hey getting comatosed is better than being fried alive by heat vision torn limb from limb or tossed out the stratosphere
Clark We dont kill but the crippeling dept from hospetal bills will
Bruce pfff close enough
Because Wayne Industries have Pharmaceutical organisations too. Bruce makes the crime pay for his vigilantism.
@@evajabaaij9785well that'd be a good way to reform a criminal.
This version of superman probably snaps people's limbs like Kit Kat Bars regularly
If batman didn't become a grumpy dude in a bat suite, he'd probably have been running an orphanage.
Sounds like Kiryu from the Yakuza series
@@irsyadar2658you don't say
The funny thing is that this batman is not the real Bruce Wayne. He is a Clone that alfred try to leave out of all of bruce atrocities.
So Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum.
@@dudenamedzelda3179 Trigun reference :0
Batman: finally a indestructible robin
XD
This robin is crowbar resistant.
Sorry nightwing u been replaced by the guy I already killed some moment
@@Junior-yz8tf😂😂😂
Batman: look out, he's got a kryptonite crowbar!
We ignoring joker turning into minion from megamind?
Right🤣🤣🤣
Lmao spot on😂😂😂
Robin joker droid and Stan lee the Fuck is going on here
Yes 🙂
Yes, yes, we are because there are not enough drugs to explain that
"Batman vs superman" 🚫
"Batman raises superman" ✅️
Welp, rip any potential crime in that world. Superman with all of batman's skills and techniques might as well be immune to kryptonite with the number of contingency plans he'll have around it.
Since people asking about the joker, he was basically obsessed with becoming the next robin and finally gets his chance towards the end, wearing an armored suit from one of the previous Robin's. This story is Batman: Last knight on earth
I just love that he stretched a mask around his little glass bubble.
Joker becoming a robin is pretty fitting tho in a way.
@@carsonrush3352OMG I didn't even see that, it's so cute 😂
Baby Clark’s face just “oh im boutta be traumatized”
Fr 🙏😭
looks like he already has been lmao
😂😂😂😊
Only if it’s all star Batman
Didn’t he watch his planet blow up💀
Damn, a Superman with Batmans skills multiplied by his Kryptonian heritage sounds like Darkseids nightmare.
I was thinking the same thing. With Batman training him, he'd be 100x as strong as normal Superman.
And a master detective
Would like to see that
A Superman trained from infancy by Batman?
Now thats gotta be the most dangerous of all Superman variants
But atleast he might honestly be one of the safest to be around like if superman had really good training for not only his mental state but also physical he wont lose control and he can have more self control with his powers to avoid any real harm unless warranted and hes gonna be more skilled with his powers under bruces' training aswell as some sweet martial arts training
Bruce will make him the world's greatest, most dangerous and most ethical weapon.
Or a robin variant?
Or he could go crazy and kill everyone because batman doesn't show affection. That damages a child.
@@delmardonte906😂
Batman, Wonderman, and the Joker are raising a kryptonian. There is no way this ends well
Well, Diana and Bruce can be the dad and mom, and the Joker will be the crazy uncle...
@@TheRadMan1234nah Barman and the Joker are soul mates, Wonder woman is just the crazy aunt who's into sharp weapons who runs a gang of lesbian bandits.
@@SpaghettiBellylesbian bandits 😂 good one
This seems like one of those jokes, "Wonder Woman, Batman, Joker, and a baby Superman walk into a bar..."
@@SpaghettiBellydo Batman and joker 🌈?
"Super Robin doesnt exist.It cant hurt u..."
Super Robin:
Joker looking at this Robin and be like: Damn I'm gonna need a better crowbar
That evil Batman suit is absolutely flawless. That's probably the coolest Batman suit that I've seen so far
The suit has a simple yet amazing design, it's hard to describe how awesome it looks lol
@@raycutler2524 exactly what I mean bro. I can't exactly explain how good it is but it's just really good. Probably because it feels refreshing from his normal suits. It's the same way I feel about his hell bat suit
The nice Batman in the other hand….
The Batman Who Laughs might have something to say about that.
Reminds me of batman beyond
Well some universe just lost their Superman… they are screwed lol
Exactly what I thought 😂
Thats our universe prolly 😂😂😂
@@firstreal6string455you noticed we don't have one.
@@firstreal6string455But we don't have supervillains in our universe.
😂😂
This needs to be an animated movie, I am dying to hear the banter between bats and jokers head. Lmao
I love Baby Sups face of "Oh shit. We are fcked, aren't we?"
I love how baby supermans face was like "what did i get myself into".
Yeah so shocked XD
Bros Dad is Batman and his mom is Wonder Woman… bro is in for a long ride, lol.
Just not a word on tha joker head in a snowglobe with a robo body😂😂
and a flimsy-lookin mask around the snowglobe 😅😂🤣😭
Gotta read the comic for that 😭
And it's look like he's also a robin... This is pretty much the wildest thing I see...
That too Robin marked Robo body😅
“Say dad”
“Vengeance”
“That’s my boy”
Seeing the joker with that face when Batman is taking Supes out of the pod was adorable
*Every orphan in existence*
Batman: Free real estate
Just imagine Batman's skills and Superman power 🎉🎉🎉
😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😊😅
literally would be unstoppable
Speeding bullet Batman
Amazo?..😅 jk
Imagine those batarang throws haha.
Oh no it cut him and the three behind him in half dad 😳😳
That baby looks so confused like hey i was promised a farm
Clark in that little blanket looks like the emperor Mark
Joker’s disembodied head on a robotic body being a legitimate Robin was not what I expected to see today.
Joker's head in a jar? That's the most brilliant way of not killing him but also preventing him from endangering others while being able to spend time with batman. That's like a dream come true for both of them 😂
Ehh, on the lawyer panels he has a robotic suit now.
There's also locking him up in a secure in the Batcave, since Batman has top of the line security and Joker wouldn't want to leave.
I think is pretty much reverse Stockholm syndrome
FRRR
@@Samuel152 Last time Batman held somebody in his prison cell in Batcave (I think Dracula) it did not turn out so well.
Joker about to break out the Kryptonite Crowbar for this one.
Joker looking at baby Superman while clasping his hands was not something I thought I needed before
That baby looks so confused
Lmaoo
😂
so am i bruh :skull:
Lmfao
@@David-qw5vr "💀"
Baby Clark looks like he's from a Dr. Suess book
🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂 Such accuracy lol
Superman raised by the Dark knight is something Villains think of when they have nightmares
Batman smiling... even baby Kal-el is instinctually terrified.
Baby Superman’s face😂😂😂😂😂
He’s like
“awe shit ima be a robin ain’t i?!”
Batman: Last Knight on Earth, ladies and gentlemen!! Enjoy!
Thank you so much. I hate these channels where they don't say what issue or series the comics are.
@@Nick-vn1ip I’ve actually read this. Batman is still Bruce Wayne, but there’s a twist to it. (You’ll know when you read it. I don’t plan on spoiling.)
Thank you so much 😢❤
Thank youuuu
you are a hero
“My son and best friend” is thrown around often, but- Joking aside, this is analogous to fostering Jon as an uncle. It won’t be “his Clark,” but Bruce can roll with the punches and raise a Superman any Clark would be proud of.
Dude Superman with Batman ethics sounds terrifying.
A Superman raised by Batman is a dangerous combo.
I think you mean the opposite...
@@vagthegamer7429 I just realized.🥲🔫
"Father i dont understand everytime i try to stop an criminal using your tecnique, I accidentaly behead em"
@@vagthegamer7429It’s a safe combo?
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 I think I misread the comment
The child looks like he's seen things
More like about to
@@TornBloodPeeper😂😂
Stealthy Superman is gonna be absolutely outrageous
😂Ong
Useless
Might be a very toned down Omni man
@@8wrldzz You do realize that Superman is so many magnitudes beyond Vultramites it is not even fair? Right?
@@kingol4801 you do realize I wasn’t talking about Omni man being stronger? Right? As in he’d be more brutal. But not as much as Omni man.
Didn't know Jonkler chill like that
Criminal: Who Are You Man? I'm Superman.
Dude this is my favorite comic, the fact that joker and batman teaned up while still having jokers chaotic yet partnering personality is great.
Book name?
@@m0fy.y_ Batman - last knight on Earth (from other comments)
Bro baby Superman is traumatized already and he just got there 😂😂😂
orphan: *exist*
Batman: my kid now
Even in a post apocalyptic wasteland, Batman, do not learn his fucking lesson ...
"This one can fly and is invulnerable to crowbars!"
Well played
😂😂😂
Ahem kryptonite crowbar
@@guiltynoble9908I love superman, and this is damn hilarious 😂😂😭😭
@@guiltynoble9908 a magic crowbar aswell
Can you imagine a clark that knows martial arts
He does know martial arts Torquasm Vo and Torquasm Rao kryptonian martial arts
@@treycavendish740 never seen him use it, eventhough he has the training.
@@mrpgarner1982maybe it consists of 1000 techniques to punch really really hard?
@mordisgaminggedons5119 no its like gokus Ultra Instinct, but better. He also had training in combat from both batman and wonderwoman he learned pressure points from batman that it's actually his preferred choice he rarely ever uses them, only if it's someone he considers an actually threat
Goku basically lol
I love how in the last picture baby Superman looks like he thinks how got to this shit
😂😂😂
Not even a year old and he's already questioning all of his life decisions that lead him up to this point.
Batman: finally i got a rare kryptonian robin
A Superman with Batman training and intelligence would be pretty much unstoppable
The regular Superman is also a genius. For example, he once read a medical book in like a second and learned how to perform surgery.
Don’t forget that Kryptonians were an extremely advanced civilization.
It’s just not shown much, which is a shame.
First frame Superman in a Ralph voice: I'm in danger.
😂😂😂
Baby hasn’t been there more than a panel and already it looks traumatised
😂😂
Imagine a Superman dressed in black pulling up and saying “I’m vengeance”
This should literally become a tv series. It’d be so badass
A tactical Supes trained by the GOAT himself, TAKE MY MONEY!
Why does the baby already look pre-traumatized?😂
Baby Clark : “Holy shit i am suuuuuuper fckeddd”
Joker as Robo-Robin is not something I thought I’d ever see 😂
Batman will always have his Robin, funny it's the joker. 😂
That baby had seen things that can't be unseen.
I mean one of the first things he saw was Headless Joker looming over him.
superman with batman’s hand to hand teachings, mixed with a lil detective bat dad and boom you have the most unstoppable force ever😭
"What's your father's name?"
"Bruce"
“Oh Nah”
“Wait! Maybe we can still savage this.”
“Yo kid, what’s your mom’s name?”
“Diana”
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Superman with batman skills talent and his detective skill is going to be crazy
Superman with Plutonian attitude would be far more lethal and effective.
What works for humans does not work for gods. And vice versa.
Clark's face: *I'm being adopted by HIM!?*
Clark is just looking at the joker/robin mech rn and having his first conscious thought, 'What the hell have I gotten myself into?'
That baby has absolutely no idea what the hell is going on around him.
Can you please start saying the names of the comics and movies you make videos on?
That baby looks so distraught 😂😂
That baby already look traumatized lmao
Bro superman with actual Batman training would be huge
Kid superman knows what's up
Baby Superman's face is hilarious
Imagine a Superman raised with Batman’s combat training 💀💀💀
Baby Clark looks traumatized already
Nah baby Clark look like he seen something
Love these alternate timeline/multiverse stories.
Agreed. They provide a flavor of diversity and out-of-the-ordinary experience.
Multiverse, if used tastefully, is GREAT
Baby superman rocking that thousand yard stare
Batman:now you are my new robin 🗿
Batman carrying joker like kratos carrying mimir
Why don’t these plagiarism channels ever mention the issue or creators?
And they don't even bother to tell us the name of the background music.
@@menartd2618😂
Joker acting as his Robin for this adventure *IS NUTS* and I'm all for it!!! Look at how happy he is!
baby clark looks traumatized already lmfao and jokers reaction to seeing baby clark is something else lmao
That baby superman finna be indestructible and hella intelligent more than brainiac
No cap Superman being raised by batman
I feel like that’s what would make him evil
How?
Robin, Batgirl Nightwing and others didn't turn evil
@@Kuro_RomiBecause they didnt had any power, and still some of them were questioning batman methods. I suppose that this version of superman would be like Damian if not worse.
@@nosense8744Damian is how he is because he was raised by the League of Assassins, not Bruce so I don’t see why Bruce raising Kal-El would make him like Damian
@@iiamGhxsty Their only difference is their philosophy, besides that it was the same training, and yeah, you are right, but remember that with Batman he couldn't have the same loving parents as with the Kents. The Parentin of Ras and Bruce isn't too different (An example is Batman Beyond) both are cold hearted but actually love their sons or grandsons in secret. The lack of love showed by Batman would make Superman more cold hearted and more easily to change Philosophy or to be corrupted.
I wouldn't mind chilling in "Cripton."
bruce looks like such a proud father holding clark
Evil Batman looks so cool and awesome.
this looks like a good storyline
Final shot of baby Kal, he knows the next 18 years are gonna be rough asf.
Imagine that; a Superman raised by a prodigy of the League of Shadows. A Superman that actually knows how to fight with, or without his invincibility. Dangerous.
Now he has a "Super Robin" 💀
this batman is a clone created by the evil batman
For those that are curious if I remember right the evil Batman is actually the original Batman in the one we follow in the story is a clone
My favorite part of this is Batman dragging Jokers head around. Really harkens back to all the times Joker says they can’t exist without each other.
A bit like Kratos carrying mimir's head around 😂
With that big ol’ smile on Batman’s face he’s definitely thinking: “YES! The ultimate Robin.”
finally a crowbar resitant robin
The art in this one is particularly incredible