Robert Kelly: Raaaaage | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 463

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @arishaffir
    @arishaffir  2 года назад +16

    😈CHAPTERS 😈
    00:00:00 - Raaaaaaage
    00:00:33 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
    00:01:13 - Intro
    00:15:15 - Thank you BetterHelp!
    00:17:16 - Back to the Intro
    00:18:39 - Skeptic Tank Episode 463 Starts Now!
    00:24:34 - On The Road!
    00:26:04 - Back to the Episode
    01:44:12 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
    01:44:33 - Outro

  • @ComicSixThirty
    @ComicSixThirty 2 года назад +58

    It's Eminem and the guy who ate all the M&M's

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

      It was the Van Halen Band back in the day ; all of them except the green ones.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 года назад +2

      @@SWHBOYCE yeah, the VAN. -Shane Gillis

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard1 2 года назад +7

    Just listened to Matt and Shane, and Shane talked about Ari freaking out over the lighter at the airport. And right at the beginning here Ari talking about it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jellojoe00
    @jellojoe00 2 года назад +4

    I could watch these two for hours.

  • @mifigig
    @mifigig 2 года назад +7

    "Bobby looks like a last minute gift at a Beijing Airport..." - Colin Quinn

    • @wolf7el356
      @wolf7el356 2 года назад +4

      "Bobby looks like the statue in the garden of a Yakuza Boss.." - Quinny

  • @morticianjosh7116
    @morticianjosh7116 2 года назад +1

    Crouching tiger peeking tummy! I love Bobby

  • @gimme3steps933
    @gimme3steps933 2 года назад +1

    Man, hangin out with Ari always sounds like a blast.

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks 2 года назад +4

    Been enjoying a lot more Bobby content lately, new stuff and stuff from the old O&A days.

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 2 года назад +2

      Check out his Are you garbage eps if you haven’t already- even the zoom one is fantastic

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 2 года назад +1

      @@brookeb452 oh shit, I know of that show, but hadn't watched his episode(s) tho. Grazie!

  • @OldManGamin_OMG
    @OldManGamin_OMG 2 года назад +1

    The intros with the ads are the best part of the podcast. Ari in his element.

  • @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley
    @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley 2 года назад +1

    It's Superman 2. Great episode... love you Ari!

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 2 года назад +1

    Loved the ep. Looking forward to the show next week

  • @plankro8
    @plankro8 2 года назад +2

    Thank you ! Thank you! Thank you!!! I get so salty when you guys don’t say what you’re smoking. It’s my problem but it means a lot to me thanks. I will tell Bobby Caldwell you liked it!!!

  • @ryanstoyles7611
    @ryanstoyles7611 2 года назад +2

    today i learned about bobby kelly's anger, AND his angel
    R.I.P. Nicholas

  • @RasDoc89
    @RasDoc89 Год назад

    I love these guys! So fun to listen to. I’m a huge pipe and cigar guy so I’m geekin out watching this

  • @f0x845
    @f0x845 2 года назад +2

    DUUUDE what a great podcast DUDE

  • @sendrius
    @sendrius 2 года назад +2

    The cigar cast should last as long as the cigar does!

  • @supersrivers
    @supersrivers 2 года назад +3

    Ya know what dude!!! That was a great freakin episode 😂

  • @treyyoung2085
    @treyyoung2085 2 года назад +7

    Girls tend to change their hair style after emotional events. Rapaport got you looking like Stan.

    • @chadmclendon6475
      @chadmclendon6475 2 года назад

      Rapaport has always been a bitch though. Loves to get aggressive with people smaller than him.
      You've never seen him at that way to someone his size.

  • @bigro4444
    @bigro4444 2 года назад +1

    God Bless Bobby. Super underrated

  • @gdt19871
    @gdt19871 2 года назад

    This was a hell of an episode. Thanks duuuudes.

  • @HBZ
    @HBZ 2 года назад +7

    Bobby's belly poking out the bottom of his shirt and not noticing is peak fat bobby.

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 2 года назад +2

    IT’S CALLED THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, dammit! 😂

  • @tokyosandblastr
    @tokyosandblastr 2 года назад +2

    "hold my hand man i gotta squeeze something"

  • @rileyswanson321
    @rileyswanson321 2 года назад +3

    Jim bruers story on this isn't happening is the best story told on it

  • @alexwatts1375
    @alexwatts1375 2 года назад +2

    Ari is one of the best.

  • @Gamefreak2079
    @Gamefreak2079 2 года назад

    Your guys pods together are my favorite

  • @bababooey7315
    @bababooey7315 2 года назад +1

    great episode need more guests that ari is good friends with they make for the best podcasts

  • @walker2508
    @walker2508 2 года назад +3

    ❤️ Bobby and Ari together

  • @bobscousinbob7702
    @bobscousinbob7702 2 года назад

    great pod episode. you two are a splendid duo.

  • @ILLeeT36
    @ILLeeT36 2 года назад +1

    Yussss Bobby’s back!

    • @ComicSixThirty
      @ComicSixThirty 2 года назад +1

      Bobby's back is herniated

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

      @@ComicSixThirty Says the guy slouching in a chair drinking Chicken Beer ...but that's funny !!!

  • @patternbreak360
    @patternbreak360 2 года назад +1

    These are like fireside chats, or like pirate radio broadcasts for me. so special. what a wonderful thing- and he’s actually blonde too! perfect.

  • @3RI6UY0
    @3RI6UY0 2 года назад +8

    Ari Shakur and Bobby Smalls

  • @victorvondoom3403
    @victorvondoom3403 2 года назад

    Yo! Drop that first episode of 2 comic 2 cigars! Great concept. I’m in full support of the new show. Gimme the merch

  • @thomashopkins8453
    @thomashopkins8453 2 года назад +2

    Ari is the best

  • @Jakeisme44
    @Jakeisme44 2 года назад

    What a week for podcast guests!!

  • @taylormeade9078
    @taylormeade9078 2 года назад +2

    Looking forward to "2 Cigars 2 Comics"

  • @undertowpull
    @undertowpull 2 года назад +1

    I scrambled when Ari mentioned bringing Big Jay and Bobby with him through the Midwest -- only to find Bobby and Jay both peel off right before the Appleton WI shows. You better BRING IT, Shaffir, you tease.

  • @SWHBOYCE
    @SWHBOYCE 2 года назад +1

    2:17 the same people that post food on Insta ??? 4:05 He paid the Nigerian guys though . 11:38 not if they're liquored up !! Bobby , your description of your anxiety reminds me of a Bowie song ; " Look back in anger. " I loved your interview with Alex Scarlato and Kimberly Congdon on Broad Topix!!! I hope to see you , Ari on tour !!! Viva la Nicaragua !!! ..Samosa's limo was blown off a road in Paraguay , with him in it . Love yeeer show , Ari !!! when 'ya gonna be interviewed by Kim and Alex ???? 6:55 Jim knows math ; he countin' his receipts at the end of the night !!!

  • @ShugPhD
    @ShugPhD 2 года назад +2

    Great ep.

  • @loser-forever
    @loser-forever 2 года назад

    nice. thanks for the free content buddy

  • @acid_8
    @acid_8 2 года назад +2

    jfc, Bobby is gradually morphing into the Kingpin.

    • @muttbull
      @muttbull 2 года назад

      *Kingdom
      Lol

  • @Saral71180
    @Saral71180 2 года назад +1

    2 Comics 2 Cigars!!! 💞

  • @mrsgreenonastick
    @mrsgreenonastick 2 года назад +1

    Not even 5 minutes in and I'm tickled, ❤ ya Ari

  • @RhythmicReport
    @RhythmicReport 2 года назад +1

    2 Bears 1 Cave + 2 Comics 2 Cigars mash up!

  • @SilencedVox
    @SilencedVox 2 года назад +2

    Bobby should have auditioned for Daredevil with his Kingpin lookin’ ass.

  • @egrono1
    @egrono1 2 года назад +2

    "Pipe smoking is great" - Graham Chapman

  • @littlewigglemonster7691
    @littlewigglemonster7691 2 года назад

    Cigar podcast by you two would be great, easy energy to vibe with

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 2 года назад +1

    Robert Kelly is a great storyteller

  • @delasse3178
    @delasse3178 2 года назад +2

    I've seen or heard Robert Kelly here and there but never really identified him until I saw him at Skankfest with you, Saget, Miss Pat. Most comics take a bit to rub off on me but honestly I really liked him from the start. There's a lot familiar about him. I'm also from Boston + my dad grew up in Malden/Medford. Lovin this episode so far!

    • @moralhazard1
      @moralhazard1 2 года назад +1

      He's ok on podcasts, but the dude MURDERS at standup! I think people get a false impression of some comics because they're not super funny and jokey in a normal conversation lol

    • @delasse3178
      @delasse3178 2 года назад

      @@moralhazard1 he seemed hilarious to the start for me! funny guy. reminds me of right in between my generation and my dads

  • @zackflora6165
    @zackflora6165 2 года назад +3

    Man the dude from Smashing Pumkins looks different!

  • @MrWeirdman5000
    @MrWeirdman5000 2 года назад +2

    Ari is right, being true is 🤴 king

  • @zackfreitas
    @zackfreitas 2 года назад

    The beginning of this reeling me in on Instagram. Preach!

  • @thernius5786
    @thernius5786 2 года назад +9

    On the topic of LA podcasts (around the 1:00:00 mark) I can't watch bad friends or YMH or tigerbelly anymore because it's so obvious inauthentic when they didn't start that way. I noticed they went from half-millipn views per ep to the 100ks. New York is winning the Podcast hill handily.

    • @melissasalsbury4705
      @melissasalsbury4705 2 года назад +4

      I know the feeling of which you speak. Kind of feels like junk mail now. I LOVE Bobby, (Whitney's latest!) but there might not be anything to talk about anymore or sumpin. I can't get enough Jim Norton.

    • @thernius5786
      @thernius5786 2 года назад +8

      @@melissasalsbury4705 those first several months of bad friends were lightening in a bottle. Santino wasn't much known yet while Bobby was an icon & his selfishness/immaturity was naturally on 11, + odd couple factor
      Sadly, all that changed so it naturally lost a bit of glow :/ around the era they were just playing improv games with Juliana I had to bounce over to the MSSP-sphere & AYG

    • @theZEEZ
      @theZEEZ 2 года назад +5

      @@thernius5786 hit the nail on the head there about Bad Friends (I think its the same with 2B1C aswelll). Bad Friends was amazing at the start the way they use to dig each other out etc. Now it all feels like forced bits.

    • @randoH3000
      @randoH3000 2 года назад +1

      Let’s be honest, Joe Rogan is 100% the reason LA is ahead. There is no “east coast” podcast signing to Spotify for 100 mil. Period. I started listening to pods because of Rogan. Those early podcasts with Duncan Trussell were gold when it came to getting me out of a deep depression and some direction in my life. The Rogan Experience isn’t bad but it ain’t what it used to be. Nothing lasts forever, and now the NY podcast scene is on the come up. I think the lesson is keep searching for what inspires you.

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 года назад

      All 3 of those pods still do half a mil an ep.

  • @StadiumHandz
    @StadiumHandz 2 года назад

    Loved the EP two legends

  • @MrQwerty00010
    @MrQwerty00010 2 года назад +3

    Finally someone brings up the michael rapaport drama and ari shuts it down. Dude please for the love of god tell people the story.

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 2 года назад

      What story?- I haven’t gotten that far yet

    • @MrQwerty00010
      @MrQwerty00010 2 года назад +1

      @@brookeb452 Michael rapaport smacked ari over some joke he made about Michael. I’ve never been a fan of rapaport btw. I just wanna hear aris side of the story

    • @Kickasso
      @Kickasso 2 года назад +1

      @@MrQwerty00010 he goes into it a bit on Chrissy Chaos which he just guested.

    • @MrQwerty00010
      @MrQwerty00010 2 года назад +1

      @@Kickasso thank you ! I didn’t watch that one. I’ll check it out now

  • @mckdar01
    @mckdar01 2 года назад +4

    They sell statues of Bob Kelly at my local gift shop

  • @Apexpurrfection
    @Apexpurrfection 2 года назад +3

    I think we all learned something today

  • @mitchellboone9816
    @mitchellboone9816 2 года назад +3

    Bobby Kelly was great in Dune!

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 2 года назад +2

      Did he play Jessica Atriedes ??? ( kidding ! ) Must of been Baron Harkkonen !!

  • @AshkonHobooti
    @AshkonHobooti 2 года назад +2

    props for the chemex in the background!

  • @oddfamily13
    @oddfamily13 2 года назад +1

    Robert kelly is a good👍🏼🤙🏼 guest

  • @everything...interesting
    @everything...interesting 2 года назад

    Brings to mind some Billy Corgan lyrics - which have started to make so much sense the last several months

  • @GreenSmoke352
    @GreenSmoke352 2 года назад +1

    cigar podcast vote from this guy

  • @monkeywang9972
    @monkeywang9972 2 года назад +4

    It’s hilarious to hear ari bitch about the TSA here and hear Shane talk about how crazy ari was being on the MSSP

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 года назад +1

      TSA has been hell lately, all hail The Jew.

  • @zskw1gglezz431
    @zskw1gglezz431 2 года назад +4

    Ari your hair is disgusting lmao I love it

  • @jamierainwater4350
    @jamierainwater4350 2 года назад +2

    1:41:58 the logo should just be 2 mics crossed, but at the bottom of the mics they're actually burning tips/ashy tips of a cigar

  • @robertdale8758
    @robertdale8758 2 года назад +1

    Ari looking fresh with that shine

  • @alyssaswann8026
    @alyssaswann8026 2 года назад +2

    i always push like strictly for the intro

  • @cheeseNtoasted
    @cheeseNtoasted 2 года назад

    Great pod

  • @alanomofo
    @alanomofo 2 года назад

    I love how Bobby only remembers through what he eats
    Example- ari* "hey dude you remember when we watched that comic a couple years ago "
    Bobby* " yeah we had an amazing pie that day "

  • @inyokutse
    @inyokutse 2 года назад +2

    Bobby looks like a cenobite with the glasses

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 2 года назад

    Go for Austin for the other may dates 🤘🏻 we love ya here

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 года назад +2

    The most crazy Sam Adams commercial was by Jo Koy where he is crying and hugging his mom, i mean when i saw it first time i cried, then i slapped myself and watched it again and cried again

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs 2 года назад +3

    Oh wow I always wondered what happened to *krang* from *teenage mutant ninja turtles* . Glad to see he's doing well.

  • @n.y.9894
    @n.y.9894 2 года назад +4

    hey man, im from minneapolis. will you do my podcast?

    • @jameshattawayart4451
      @jameshattawayart4451 2 года назад

      I don't personally know this man but I can vouch for him. Ari, can you please do his podcast in Minneapolis?

    • @GoatFarmer706
      @GoatFarmer706 2 года назад +1

      This could be a trap

  • @helloimalexander
    @helloimalexander 2 года назад +2

    Great episode. Great fucking episode.

  • @monkeywang9972
    @monkeywang9972 2 года назад +1

    Ari came up with the billbert podcast near the end here

  • @marlenathorvald
    @marlenathorvald 2 года назад +2

    George Puytin lmao

  • @teresawright4748
    @teresawright4748 2 года назад

    I love Bobby’s ombré flannel’s

  • @plankro8
    @plankro8 2 года назад +2

    Also I really appreciate the advice to let the cigars rest for a month, but don’t let them go under 60% humidity. Buy a “cigar medic” best 25 bucks you can spend to take care of cigars (and 69% boveda packs)

  • @joey_ferrari24
    @joey_ferrari24 2 года назад +5

    Thought it was Fat Joe in the thumbnail

  • @gunnarkieffer1032
    @gunnarkieffer1032 2 года назад +1

    the logo for 2 comics 2 cigars could be two mics that are detailed like cigars that would be cool

  • @horndog4729
    @horndog4729 2 года назад

    "I'm the fucking black keys"

  • @HellmanTorchedstir
    @HellmanTorchedstir 2 года назад

    Ari I love you man.

  • @socalkylex
    @socalkylex 2 года назад +4

    Way down for 2 comics 2 cigars

    • @randoH3000
      @randoH3000 2 года назад +1

      I don’t want my man Bobby getting oral melanoma tho…maybe once a month lol

  • @danielneisen1740
    @danielneisen1740 2 года назад +2

    i love how bobbys fat belly is hanging out the whole time!!

  • @richie3394
    @richie3394 2 года назад +5

    Jesus Christ. Robert Kelly ate Bobby Kelly.

  • @ryanp9972
    @ryanp9972 2 года назад +3

    I really enjoyed robert Kelly's gut for an hour. I'm suprised ari didnt give it a lil slap.

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts 2 года назад +2

    Great episode and like the idea but can’t help but have two thoughts 1. 2 comics 2 cigars is pretty similar to 2 bears 1 cave just saying AND 2. Ari is super lazy so every time he said “I can’t start a whole new channel” I’m like yaaaa right lmao

  • @thatguy5557123
    @thatguy5557123 2 года назад

    Long live the king is a tremendous smoke

  • @EddieHalifax
    @EddieHalifax 2 года назад +3

    Did someone tell Bobby that if he gets as fat as Ralphie May then he'll make as much money as he did?

  • @imemberberry
    @imemberberry 2 года назад +2

    You should make Comedy Court a show on youtube, Skanks Court was great.

  • @devadasn
    @devadasn 2 года назад +4

    I hurt my knee man

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 года назад +1

      God Robert used to make me howl on O&A

    • @Space_Toasty
      @Space_Toasty 2 года назад +2

      Get on both and even out the hurt

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 года назад +1

    I love Bobby, he is the perfect guy to have at a BBQ

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin 2 года назад +2

      If all the other guests want to lose weight, yeah.

  • @melissasalsbury4705
    @melissasalsbury4705 2 года назад +1

    Is that The Million Dollar Man on the cup?

  • @danh4724
    @danh4724 2 года назад +2

    Ari perfectly summarized what’s happen with Asians being attacked in nyc

  • @damiencharnoski7428
    @damiencharnoski7428 2 года назад +3

    It's butter bean n if pee wee Herman was on drugs, lol

  • @SomethingGamecatAdjacent
    @SomethingGamecatAdjacent 2 года назад

    I never knew Ari's age and i googled it.
    He acts like a 21 year old but ages like fine wine lmaoo.

  • @bluesmama3726
    @bluesmama3726 2 года назад +1

    I usually find Bobby a little hard to take- requires a very specific mood. His recent appearance on Glassman's podcast was magic. I felt the very same way about Glassman but the two of them together was so refreshing and interesting. Admit it Bobby, you felt it!
    Anyway, I found you hard to take again today. I've just started watching and I can feel it.
    But you and Rick though..

  • @__Gw
    @__Gw 2 года назад

    What glasses is Bobby wearing they are clean.

  • @manzanares9754
    @manzanares9754 2 года назад

    Good one.