How To Get Laid (Mark Normand) | Broad Topix Ep 196
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- On this week's episode of #BroadTopix hosts Kim Congdon & Alex Scarlato welcome Comedian Mark Normand to the show to have VERY open discussion with Mark about how to get laid! What turns a girl OFF, do women REALLY fall in love so fast, how to avoid getting "the ick" and so much more on this ALL NEW episode of #BroadTopixPodcast!
TOPIX 196
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Normand will be remembered as one of the best comics of his generation.
I gotta agree! This guy is too likeable first off, then has some off-the-cuff material that burns down the place! On top of that he's a great comedy writer and stand-up. Currently my favorite out there in 2022. And has been for a few years now.
That's kevin hart
@@andycast_com He can also queef on command. A truly talented gay.
@@andycast_com agree except I like Theo a touch more.both undeniably great !
Ohhh yeah. Top shelf top notch top tier , 10/10 phenomenal, love every second of em
If a girl gets the ick from you and breaks up with you out of nowhere. Just look her dead in the face and say ok. And walk away. Never contact her again and i promise you within 2 weeks you'll hear back from her. Nothing drives a woman more insane than not knowing if she had the upper hand in the relationship.
This is always true. The 80s movie trope of standing outside your ex’s window with a boom box is dead. Any hint of desperation dries women up like crazy
And if anal wanst previously in the building......it had now entered !
Listening to them talk about the ick makes them sound so pathetic.
When a girl breaks it off with me, I would never chase. This whole ick thing just really helps justify it all now.
this is the most true thing ever written
-she comes back to you with 2 weeks' worth of another dudes ick inside of her.
no thanks
Thank you ladies for completely validating the minefield us guys have to weave our way through.
Yeah not gonna lie, it was refreshing
Jerry Minefeld.
We will stand for the dismissive lies NO LONGER. Men, be nice to your girl, curb stomp other women. Your welcome
It’s only a mine field if you talk to damaged women
@@6GorillaBiscuits or are, yourself, damaged. Andy might just need a mirror.
Alex's art teacher vibe is incredible.
Mark be blazin all the podcast scene as he goes through all of them one by one bringin numbers to the game all over the comedy map
I like that Mark on accident was like "Yuh gals gotta push it to an hour"
When you run podcast marathons, this seems like a sprint
Mark? That's kevin hart
I love mark Normand 🤣 he's just confused the whole time
This is kevin hart
@@j.r09160 comedy 😎
He’s a great active listener
This psycology is exhausting. I'm just going to ignore it. If a girl is into me then cool. If not, IDGAF.
For every single thing women say is true, they also both agree that the opposite can also be true sometimes… like every single topic is that way, yet they always feel certain about how they feel
I just found this podcast and as someone who went to a black university, i never would have expected anyone to mention Ques. That description was pretty spot on, which made it funnier.
Crazy. But I love how the women are able to articulate the "ick" factor. Men get this too, but are libido often can supersede this.
Often?!?
That must've been auto corrected from always.
@@benfisher.awesome i was thinking *our
Kevin hart is glowing damn what a handsome man
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I'd love to see Kev in a major motion picture. Kids really blowing up
@@wes7949 black dont crack
@@j.r09160 I know blacks who do crack tho
“THEY SHOULD’VE SAVED HER FOR GAP” 💀 🤣
You can learn more observing women than listening to them.
Amen.
Of course. People rarely lie with their eyes.
Feel like that can go both ways
listening is observing
This podcast proves a point that keeps making more and more sense nowadays, if you wanna understand women, don't ask them, don't ever listen to what they say, instead watch what they do, women don't even understand each other.
Breaking up with a guy after 7 months of relationship because he had "loud foot steps' ? Really ? i'mma walk like a f**** ninja now.
Yes!
Major maidenless energy bro, keep it down
I normally only get on my exercise bike for 30 minutes but wanted to listen to the whole thing in one go so powered through. Very good episode
Mark Normand is a good listener.
You three need a podcast. Period.
man I love watching anything with Mark
My confidence continues to be shattered…
Another banger!
breaking up with somebody over loud footsteps is maybe the dumbest reason ive ever heard
I wish she had the slightest idea of how stupid she sounded...
you've never been broken up with beacause you cheated on her.
In her dream.
First time listener, really enjoyed! New sub
Great episode! 👏
Mark Normand and Kim Congdon are 2 of my favorite stand-up comedians
Great Episode!!!👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Great pod! Normand brought me here!
This show is a delight, I didn’t know
A chick who looks like Weird Al Yakovic talking about guy's giving her the "ick" is priceless.
She's projecting clearly
haha love how mark keeps it funny for a crazy dark topic lmao 6:40
I only watch this at 3am when I randomly wake up and cant sleep so i do dabs and listen to this idk why but its like the 8th time i look forward to it 🤣
They posted this on my incel forum. Thanks for being like this women.
might be good to get off that forum
Yeahhhh Mark brought the numbers 🔥🔥🔥 dude is a legend , this was a good podcast tho 💯
Ahh learning about some of the mind games of women and some laughs along the way, gonna have to take some notes. Cool pod subbed!
Haha 🙃
Is "The ick" the female equivalent to male post nut clarity? 😂
Ha!
Nah I think it’s more like if a girl has smelly vag or hairy pits or mouth breathes
nah, it's just an innate feeling where a girl will be disgusted by you and will never want to have kids with you, they'll never look at you as a sexual being ever again.
Yes! That's exactly what it is.
3:56 guys are "shallow" yet women need to paint their face to leave the house.
I love how mark just sat back in this one “Mmmmmm…..Oooooooooo…..here, here!”
Content for our boring lives
Yut
I'll watch anything with Normand 👏👏👏👏
It was like a Goosebumps espisode.
First time listener, first time commenter....
It's actually kinda freeing to hear that women are illogical about their infatuations and rejections. I can just accept that the "ick" happened and get over it. And also, it reinforces to me the stereotype that women are quite affected by disgust. In my experience, some guys are like that (and it's pretty annoying), but I feel that women use it to judge others and validate their opinions. Again, this is a gender difference I can just accept. If it happens, I'll just shrug my shoulders and move on. It's great to know the differences and have them clarified because we truly are the same in almost every single way that matters, especially in terms of human rights and how the law should treat us, so knowing where we are different is awesome so that I can accept them and move on.
I could’ve listened to three hours of these three
good moves Mark.
I see you bro.
The bar to be a hot comedian male or female is extremely low
I knew mark would be good but I legit enjoyed all of this.
Kim and Mark have chemistry
You mean kim and kevin hart
this is the perfect Mark Mormand thumbnail
im drunl\k lol
Only non parents Connot fathom yelling at a little kid Marcus. Your day will come!!! COMEDY!!!
What was with the weird cut at the intro when Kim passed it over to Alex? Lol was alex caught getting into the intro music and didn’t pay attention? Because if so I get it.. best podcast intro music ever!!
Normand with the iconic herschel coachs jacket
I wish I had friends
Haha The brutal things Mark Normand could say without being unlikeable or mean is unbelievable is amazing! “”You can’t be mad how “we” are wired”” what a useful thing to put in the armory super useful. I think it’s the musicality how he say it. Everything he’s saying just get by like elevator music.
Normand is a riot bro
Kudos to Mark if he made it through this. Better than me
The R Kelly joke got me crying
Harrington is about to start tiptoeing around the house now 🥷
Did she find a way to compare not wanting to really have sex with her boyfriend to being a rape victim? Words are powerful
He predicted her hitting the tree lol
Never thought about it... I have a lefty bed wetter!!!
Hey! Just noticed this is the studio that Rogan did the pod with Artie Lange in.. 😆
I hope you get 1000 views
I love when girls think they know what they want. It's cute.
yup!
Girls always seem to think they know why they are attracted to a guy. Whenever I hear a girl go you dont know me, I know what I want. I'm like uhhhhh, when hundreds of people have told you differently, maybe you dont know yourself that well
Yeah, when they were describing how they liked a nice alpha male that treats them well but dismisses other women, they were just describing a man with high social status. Women are always analyzing men's status either consciously or unconsciously. It's not that the man doesn't let them have the control, it's that they will give him all the control if they feel like he has a lot of status. He doesn't even need to be alpha or nice or dismissive to other women.
Why does Kim mongdan remind me of The girl from Forespoken the main character 😂❤
I wonder what the data is on Mark being on a podcast. Ive watched and listened to so many podcasts I never would have if I wasnt a mega queef for Mark.
Very good! Be even way more gooder if Alex would try not to cut Kim off so often. They’re both saying interesting stuff but that gets real old real fast. One major strength most comics have down is not talking over each other.
I'd love to see the list of podcasts Mark has turned down
Please do longer videos and alex please talk more
COMEDY!
Holy.. I'm also left handed and wet the bed too lmao
Yo does Mike Harrington watch Broad Topix?
Mark was willing to stay and talk for around an hour or more but these broads said no, that their good with 45 mins, bruh they get mark norman on their show and throw away a good opportunity, basicly staring a gift horse in the mouth.
This is Kevin hart you psycho
I agree broads!
That's the rule for me, I don't want to have sex with most of my female friends for that same reason, but I also want to know the women I get in a relationship with beforehand.
Ran into a teacher outside school once, she was with her identical twin and they were both walking into Victoria secret at the mall, I told everyone at school next day, got called into the principals office for a talking too.
Rock auto do be having good prices.
We were dating for a while, 7 months! Hahaha
Marks bed head is funnier than Kim
This is kevin hart
Can anybody explain the difference btwn the whip cream whippets vs the air canister whippets?
Ones for gutter trash and the other is for slightly less gutter trash.
Nice guys who are also 'alpha' are guys who rarely leave their 'lane'/comfort zone. They are 'alpha' because they know and do few things...bosses in their own lane.
Normand got the Muslim closing tag from Quinn
This is kevin hart
I’m a man I most definitely get the “ick” it’s usually if a girl is cringey
Mark Normand’s publicist is just like ‘Mark, go on every podcast ever’
Plot Twist: He is his own publicist.
This episode would blow the fuck up if they put his real name in the title
❤
Alex gots total period energy here. Makes me feel like she's either got a great idea, or is about to get offended and yell at me. Intense.
shes become an uggo
simple as that
👍 # 666 lol for u gals mark Normand and the Natalie line pew pew 😆🤣😂
lol @ how Mark totally only has one shirt. it's a real good long bit.
My woman been barely talkin to me lately…hopefully this gives some clarity
Joe would be a great guest too
10:00 I hate stomping feet and Banging cabinets shut. Broke up with girls for both those reasons.
Nurse Pilbow👌
where’s that vid of the lady explaining women?
Mark is our Alexander the Great
Kevin hart the great
Keep it up girls
I peed on a lot of kids… I am like R Kelly 😂 fs Mark Normand 😂
How can we listen to Alex talk about relationships.. while she's with Harrington 🤷🤷🤷🤔😬
Women are pretty good at putting together a puzzle, most start with the boarder and work inward
Women talk, this is one thing when i was young i didnt get, i thought the things they say actually mean something, but they dont, its just something they do, there is no meaning behind their talking, it is just white noise.
Guys version of "ick is basically everything they do, but the procreation process overides all the stupid things they say, belive and do. We are the real angels of human race.
All Hail Shockwave