Robert Kelly's 5 Things I Can't Wait To Do Again | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 385
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2020
- Robert Kelly joins me for the first of a series of wish fulfillment podcasts. These are some of the things he keeps finding himself thinking about. It’s a fun podcast with a good friend. Nothing serious.
Bobby Kelly’s List in no order:
1. Walking through malls
2. Cigar bars
3. Staring at chicks
4. Hanging with friends at comedy clubs
5. Saturday at the hotel after the work week is done on the road.
Listen to his podcast You Know What Dude here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
For more Ari:
/ arishaffir
www.arishaffir.com/
#arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #comedy
Thanks to our artists - Ted Munz (mural) @tedmunzmosaicart, John Sayer (drawing) @johnsayercomedy, Chris Cheney (graphics) @notthatcheney, Tanner Williams (intro video) @lilkinky69, Becky Rodriguez (production) @humanplac3s 
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Love you Ari, glad you’re back and in the zone. We need you more than ever. Rock on, don’t let em get ya down
TheRoyalHam - leave then. you’re the fool for voluntarily seeking out videos from people you dislike
It's hard for me to focus on audio only so I really appreciate you finally taking the leap to do this.
Another Slam-Marino for the Kingpin!!💥💥💥✊
5 things I can't wait to do:
1. Group Exercise (I know- so lame, but I teach classes and it was my only human interaction.)
2. National Parks
3. Traveling in general.
4. Going on dates from tinder only to ignore them 3 dates later.
5. Not waiting 30 mins outside of a Trader Joe's or Target
I enjoy the intros. I vote that you keep them in.
Bobby looks like a kid who got ice cream all over his mouth
What is that? Mask-ne? Chap lips? Herpes?
i love the intros and outros, dont you dare cut them
I dunno, i could do without the graphic close up of his filthy mouth.
Ari I'm a big fan I love watching you and joe when your on his podcast you help my anxiety alot i feel like I know you 2.. when I get anxiety I RIP alot of farts and it always happens when I'm around hot girls and the worst the anxiety the smellier it is if you see me smoke cigarettes one after each other it bc I have bad anxiety and the farts are flowing and the cigaretts disguise them smell i dont even smoke I just buy them for my anxiety break downs
Love you bro
Damn "hugs"
This comment made me laugh so hard
I love that Ari and Colin are Max's favorite people.
I love your little rants in the beginning. So funny!
The 5 things is a great premise.Glad you explained it.
Yes please put up all the audio only ones!
Hell yea bud. Just finally remembered to get on your youtube channel. Thanks man
Now I understand subscribing! Awesome.
Lmaooo that eye n nose close up
The intro makes these vids haha
House on the Rock, Dodgeville Wisconsin.... used to live close. That place is awesome...
That movie came out when I was in HS in 1979 I think, it's called Prophecy, starring Talia Shire from Rocky, Yo Adrienne!!! It was pretty scary when it came out for sure, that bear creeped me out and made me appreciate nature a lot more my whole life because I didn't want that to really happen. I think it was an Indian legend because I remember an American Indian as a main character, or maybe a tribe? Now for a watch party!!
I miss being able to go out spontaneously to see live comedy....
I actually love the intros
Can't wait for the next one with Danish and O'Neill! You should do Beach Cops with them!
5 things I can't wait to do again...is literally and directly talking about the pandemic that you say you won't mention
Shout out from St. Louis. We do have some cool malls.
I love you, Ari.
Dan Soder from Girl Code. Hahahaha.
Ari is the “Newspaper” we all need to read right now, so to speak.
Keep this page for all video content. I for example use soundcloud for audio.
The messing with the camera during the intro and outro was so much fun!
Two great comics
Put the early episodes up on RUclips and Spotify. Spotify is nice because it saves power on your phone
Ari will never recover lmao
Ari looks like he's in the circle in that 70s show
💯🎯
Buy some goddamn eyelashes Ari!
Lol
(I love you.)
Put up all the old ones audio only here ari pleasee
Put all the audio episodes in one place, ie. here, makes it easier to get friends into it.
14 podcast till danish and oneil !!!!! ffuuucckk yea hurry up ari
YA KNOW WHAT DUDE?!
What a fucking winner 😂😂😂
I broke my knee man ! Aaaaahhhh
"Jew Stories with Ari's Nose", loved it, should be a recurring bit maybe. Thanks for the podcast.
I have down's syndrome, or trisomy 21 if you prefer, and I've been an accountant, chemical engineer, and technical supervisor on the films the Ringer and I am Sam. Yaayy I like pretzels
Upload the old Episodes on here
You know like as someone in the graduating class of 2020? (If you can even call it a graduation it doesn’t matter who cares really) I can’t wait to talk to motherfuckers in person again now that I can get more appreciation out of it you know? Talking to girls my age being able to go out idk I’m 18 I can do whatever 18 year olds did before this pandemic. Oh also big fan , you and Duncan make my days man just by talking to each other it’s great , you’re great 👍🏼
You're the fuckin best Ari...
Ari, you need to get right up in the camera of we can't see you. The camera only picks up 2-3 feet away, so you need to get that gigantic beak as close to the lens as possible.
Someone let Bobby know he can just go straight to the food court. There's no shopping requirement.
upload the old audio!
in answer to the Bobby opener...I gave up trying to get laid around 1984 when a trusted friend explained Aids to me to connect what I'd vaguely heard & read B4.Totally opposite of you guys.I even told my dad,a sexually active guy,I wanna live long so I'm not playing Russian roulette with a cheap night out,one nighter....not that I had chicks so after me anyway.That friend,former roomie guy hung himself 1988 in Boston while attending Grad school.
20:36
15:48 yes please
I'll be the dork... The Southdale Shopping Center in Edina, Minnesota was the first enclosed, climate-controlled shopping mall in the United States.
I love how worn that mic is haha
It was the first one he got 8 years ago when he started the podcast!
@@arishaffir tell Ari to listen to my podcast lol
The way they talk about chicopee is way too accurate
you know he does have a point about newspapers...and online news has definitely increased polarized energy....hmmmmm
Looks like Bobby didn't use a mirror while shaving. Wtf?
This guys whole persona is smoking cigars. Its what he talks about on every podcast.
💜💛💜💛💜💛
What was Bobby toasting Redban for? And then he says to Ari, “you’ll never live it down”. Something to do with Kobe I’m assuming.
Way off lol
Oh nice, that helps. Fucking dip-shit.
@@krisshmoe4224 I'm a dip-shit? 🤣🤣🤣 says the guy that takes to the RUclips comment section to find an answer to a question that takes a 3 word Google search lol okay bro lol
Yeah, you are a dip-shit. lol😂lol😂.
How come Bobby hasn’t been on JRE or kill tony ?
Housewives & girlie girls like malls.They could be around for centuries.
Whoever is listening to Ari is also listening to a bunch of other comedians, Theo, Mark, Joe, Danish and Oneill ,Tom, Bryan, Bobby Motherf#$#ing Lee ... these people are friends, what a crew
I want in!
Colbert has turned into the people he mocks.
I have Down’s syndrome. I’ll be a lawyer I’ll show you ari.
Your the shit ari
Wrestling is real. People are fake. As a wrestling fan I support Tom's comments.
Glad to see Ari’s doing well and podcasting out of a dim basement
Get the dab rig luis has. Puffco peak. Electric, no torch. 10 second heat time. Way less methy feeling than the old way
What if someone really looks forward to that meth like feel without the meth
@@michaelreese8217 i would never prevent someone from that
Love hearing you guys trash hu ki lau I live in the area
Please, PLEASE, add ALL the audio episodes, so I can never in a million years re-listen to any of it. (joking of course)
I bet Bobby's son can't wait til he's 10 so Ari can dose him.
Get over it
I love the intros. If they stop ill stop listening. (probably not)
Glad you like the pax! The pax 3 isnt for juice or whatever you think. It's for flower it just heats up faster and vibrates when it's hot which is handy as fuck. Also dabbing isnt crazy, get with the times because your sounding like an old man!
I think you (or your producer) would end up wasting your time if you put up all old episodes. As long as you have links to the whole series in the description, I’m sure interested people will be able to find it.
48 year old lady... So YOUR AGE ARI? LOL. I luuuuuh you, but lest ye forget you're also an adult.
the audio with at the end was terrible hope he fixes it
thank you for non rona shit!
Bobby Kelly misses being a slave to capitalism
I request that Ari appears on Mark's 2 pods wearing their sponsor underwear and strip down & model wrecking their show with your ahem...so they have to blur you out,and get insults and whistles Joe slamming a gavel//ORDER!!ORDER!!
Yeah give us the old stuff. What else are we doing right now
Put up ur picks of the best audio only ones. Don’t just upload a couple hundred audio only videos all at once
Are you lining your walls with tinfoil now?
What a great way to find a comprehensive group of scum bags with no morals...this comment section. Lol congrats guys.
I have downs syndrome and I was able to type this comment
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ארי תעשה לי ילד
I had a dream I was in a heist and I was being real ballsy tryna escape n shit. Dude caught me was about to kill me then took me to ARI SHAFFIR. Ari shaffir saved me and helped me escape lmaoo
If your ever in need I can hook you up with a lawyer. Sorry, forgot you were Jewish
Did Bobby recently burn all his hair and eyebrows off in an oven or grill accident? Get well soon buddy.
#eyebrowsforbobby
Ari the Gypsy-Jew look only works for you.
But what about that video about Lebron?! Nobody cares anymore i guess
Lebron?? Haha you just accidentally became 1000 times funnier than Ari.
@@stefanagha3248 What?
They all look the same, am I right?🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
@@adamlangdon2245 What?
@@alexcoyg3281 it wasn't LeBron, it was kobe. I was kidding🤘
20:38 skip the monologue and halitosis.
Stop it immediately at 1:29:15. Ye be warned
What a terrible idea for a topic. All I hear from my friends now is how sick they are of recent Podcasts just whining about not being able to do comedy. Psychedelic Christmas was the last good episode.
The only way a dude his age would/should ever be at a mall is with their family.....A balding, overweight, 50 year old who's favorite thing to do is go to malls alone, is a creep haha
Is this guy supposed to be a comedian?
So were gonna forget that he was happy that Kobe died?
No, but nobody cares. You’re triggered about someone you’ve never met and doesn’t care about you making a comment that hurt your feelings about someone else you’ve never met who also didn’t care about you. Get a better life
@@namenamely5925 ok but Kobe inspired so many kids, and this guy is just happy that hes dead
@@BobbyTMF it's not that, he flat out said that he was happy that Kobe was dead, your probably a racist trump supporter
Fuck Kobe
Ivy Marine haha you’re trolling. Good effort though
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