Robert Kelly: Poop | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 489
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- Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
- Standup comedians Ari Shaffir and Robert Kelly sit down to shoot the shit in today's new episode of Skeptic Tank Podcast! Bobby Kelly also has a brand new comedy special out right now called Kill Box. It was produced and directed by the white goat, Louis CK. You can watch it right now exclusively at louisck.com/. But if you want to listen to us talk about poop for an hour first, I highly recommend it. We've got some call in's from a few special guests as well!
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CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - The Fan
00:00:46 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
00:01:29 - Intro
00:16:14 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now!
00:28:19 - Thank You BetterHelp!
00:30:01 - Thanks guy!
00:30:45 - Back to the episode
01:45:27 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:45:47 - Outro
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👉 For more Ari Shaffir:
Upcoming live shows & tickets: www.arishaffir.com/tour
Instagram: / arishaffir
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👉 For more Bobby Kelly:
Watch Bobby’s new special Kill Box here: bit.ly/bk-kb
Instagram: / robertkellylive
Subscribe to @ykwdpodcast
For more: robertkellylive.com/
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#arishaffir #robertkelly #skeptictankpodcast
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Editing: Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino
Episode Photoshop: Steve Torelli - @torellipics
Music: Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
Written by: Pepper Goins
Vocals: Raelyn Nelson - www.raelynnelsonband.com/ 
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CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - The Fan
00:00:46 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
00:01:29 - Intro
00:16:14 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now!
00:28:19 - Thank You BetterHelp!
00:30:01 - Thanks guy!
00:30:45 - Back to the episode
01:45:27 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:45:47 - Outro
I agree 100% that if a7x is your favorite band/if you have tattoos.... you're trash...
But they are talented, specially before their drummer/main songwriter died... the guitar player is better than he should be too 🤷♂️🤌
Ari deserves every podcast award available for the lengths he'll go for an intro
ari really is the best. awesome guy that does not get enough credit.
My editor quit over it. She told me she would if I did what I was planning. But I still did it because comedy gives me no choice. Might not be an episode next week while I look for another editor.
@@arishaffir "comedy gives me no choice" lol if I knew video editing I'd be driving down to the city to give you an application
@@arishaffir worth the week sacrifice to let you be free
I still can't give a thumbs up with Ari's ass so exposed.
R Kelly is everywhere and I am loving it
Lol I love that's factual. He really is R. Kelly
R Kelly is the man
Stop taking the piss
I’m excited for both specials!
THE TRUTH!!!
my favorite reg
Happy Tuesgay!
Get verified you creep
please go on JRE your episodes are so life changing.
I’m happy for Bobby. He deserves the success.
Seeing Ari laughing after Robert saw the shit vas hilarious😄
So fucking good.
Ari is the best
second try hey you gota go to the bathroom or anything i kinda just rushed ya in here
I listened on audio, came here to watch the reaction. I was crying laughing listening to Bobby's reaction ahhahah
@@Wildcard1992 same!!! I was in tears in my truck!!
1:14:14
"You're going to die alone!"
I'm dying laughing!
He was so mad!
So so funny
The best
1:14:15
Bobby finding the poop was gold.
I entertain myself sometimes.
Lmao when Bobby finally sees it I almost died 😂😂😂
I didn't think I'd pull it off.
@@arishaffir worth the wait 😂
@@arishaffir I was beginning to lose faith in it, I was thinking just say "you gotta see what I did with my bathroom" or some shit, but you came through in the end 😂 epic.
Kelly getting that Shaffir bump
On an ep that started with a shaffir plop
I've been looking for that shit in a box clip all over the internet. Saw it live over the internet and almost suffocate laughing. Best moment ever
Did you find it? I actually want to see it.
I've tried as well Ari and can't find it anywhere 😣
Our Chosen king, I found your shit in a box clip. Gas Digital, LoS feed, 2016, episode 287. 1hr, 28min, 30 seconds. Heil.
I heard the bonfire side of this cameo thing the other day. this is hilarious to see where Bobby was that day 🤣 😂
Oh man that shit was great. Crackle Crackle
Bobby Kelly’s whole body slumped when he saw that picture. 😂
It's the same face when an old man in Argentina hears somebody say "It was him" in German.
My cat just died but thank god for Ari is hilarious it’s cheering me up
I’m sorry 😢
@@nineteen8122 found out he had cancer had to put him down
Luis Gomez killed it. He told me he was going to do it but I didn't believe him.
@@arishaffir he's been threatened by your superior mayham from day 1, will that man stop at nothing to try and top you? first the pedophilia and now he's killing pets, not real ass at all..
i have really come to love bobby kelly the last couple years. im from boston but he just wasnt on my radar growing up/early adulthood. hes a gem. and so are you ari!
Pumped for this eppy!! Kill Box was absolutely amazing, highly recommend!!
Nice! Thanks for supporting him. I saw him run it at the Fat Black Pussycat Lounge and it slayed me.
You guys are great together
Superb episode, Bobby is always a great guest, & I loved it when the plan came together - hilarious! Can't wait for the special either.
Im glad I got to see this while its still here🤣
Bobby is looking great! Shades Kelly is back
Lifeguard Bobby coming. I feel a Ethan suplee coming. I kinda feel bad for him, Bobby is ganna have the kevin smith look, the skin just gets a little stretched. But fuck it your H E A L T H Y.. its not all about just being big. It's the health stuff. You don't gotta get ripped, at least kevin smith got the beard tho it kinda distracts you from the skin lol
Love this podcast ,thanks for the laughs.❤️🦘
When Ari said “this podcast which u get for free” I hit the like button
danka
Ari and Bobby are great 👍
Keep up the great laughs when the whole f'ing world can use some!
Great podcast! Loved the intro!
the Aunt and Uncle of my podcasting addiction - this was a fantastic episode. I most loved the aside of Ari stating 'Bobby's special was okay for families to watch - doubt it!' ha, however the poop on Ari was solid in joke only ;) - love you both!!
Ari was quick on this ep. Funny stuff
Bobby is the best at coming up with the best excuses of being late, all the basics, blame : women, children, construction, traffic... beautiful
This pod should be called "2 hairless cats just hangin out"
Great podcast Ari! Working out looks really good on Ari and Bobby looks so young and happy 🚀
I love this combo
When I heard the broken glass sound for the ad in my headphones, it made me jump so bad because I was holding glass! Haha
Come back to this once a month… then forget and re-show my wife the poop clip and just stares at me with disgust! Lol
Ari is the best.
🤣🤣🤣Love Bobby & Ari!
crackle crackle surprise at the end😂😂😂
Jesus, Robert Kelly is on the biggest podcast tour right now. He's legit been on EVERY podcast I watch for the past week or 2. Props for putting the work in 100%
Yea he’s advertising to the same audience over and over
@@Reformsqua comedy podcast fans?... sorry he's not on the local morning news promoting it lol
@@RandyNachoManSandwich it’s ok bro
I've listened to 10,000 pods.
I'm not just saying this:
I know that humor CAN be subjective. I feel strongly that this is the funniest pod ever to date.
I fkn ❤ Bobby Kelly
1:42:53 Bobby's life flashes before his eyes. One that has a distinct before and after this moment.
ruclips.net/video/fkn2-v3jvvM/видео.html the follow up call is hilarious
I cried when Bobby found the shit! The way Ari got excited lol That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a wile!!
I’ve come back to to watch Bobby find the poop a year Lester
1:14:15... I found Skeptic Tank in 2015, and I think I've listened to every episode at least once. Springing a bloody couscous dump on Bobby might be my favorite single moment.
SURPRISE BOBBY!
HAHA
Wonderful!
Congratulations must be extended, I've only seen Vos make Bobby gag like that.
Thanks! So happy with myself.
Hilarious...I'm starting my morning dump like normal with yt vids and this greets me
DUUUDEEEE I THINK I BROKE MY LEG DUDEEE. Glad to see Bobby looking great
5 minutes in and I am completely riveted
Poop talk is fascinating
Just watched you on Rogan. An hour of listening to 50 year old men talking about saunas later. K. This episode is very funny.
I'm really glad the cameo call stayed in this episode lmao
Wow, ari and Bobby both lookin great!
The perfection of the toilet being over ari’s head 🤌
Wish I could say that was on purpose.
This episode brought to you by the guy that got me acid... Nice!
You gotta respect the sponsors.
awesome
Godamn... Bobby checking out the toilet was priceless
Bobby Kelly gagging is the funniest thing I have hear for some time.
Turning into Don Barris.
An intro like no other
We got him bandit, we got him good 🤣🤣
Thanks for the laughs holy shit 😂
Bobby throws up like Steve O LMAO
Bobby is funny af. That gf poo story was hilarious
Great episode and special ykwd got buy kill box
It's such a good special!
Looking goo Bobby!
Two great American's
lol you got him to go to your bathroom 🎉
Bob’s doing the circuits
Wholly shit...how did Bobby get on everyone's podcast this week. Fuck yeah!
🤣🤣🤣 Crackle Crackle
33 mins was fucking pure gold!
"You're gonna die alone!"
Bobby's reaction to Ari's poop reminded me of the (post credit) scene in a 30 Rock episode where Tracy Morgan is hysterically remembering bad childhood memories. Tracy cries out "A puppy committed suicide when it saw our bathroom!!".
Oh my god that shit had me DYING fuckin laughin, i mean couldnt breathe
We r all scientists at heart 😂😂
That intro song is great, I wonder who owns it?
Love seeing this legendary man on all these pods. Why wouldn’t you just put a sock on?
Bobby: You're about to get married
Bobby 30mins later: This is why you're going to die alone!
Bobby looking like he pissed off the voodoo priest in Beetlejuice
Could breathe laughing at Bobby retching
😂 by the way do you have to use the bathroom? I forgot you left him a surprise lol
I always think of RK as Bang Bang Deeeeeeeewd
Duuuuuuuddeee
1:14:14 that's some good shit
45:43 Heyo Bandit! 🙃
Comin in for the quick close-up
Uncensored intro on patreon?
1:12 I couldn’t breathe
God that was a 10 out of 10
Literally unclogging my septic system as I started this pod about shit. Simulation.
bobby stands for may ham
All hail Shockwave
TRAMPOLINE shit... almost spit coffee...
Big ups to all the Jeans and Mommies watching this one. Poop and gagging. Win!
😂😂😂
Shout out Mitch Hedberg 🤘💀🤘❤❤❤
I've dropped deuces that left the paint peeling off the wall.
Lol I’m not sure if I can watch this one 😮😅
The main perk of the fan is that it covers up the sound
1:12:30
1:14:14
👍
Dope ass wallpaper, Ari
Got it for free because they cut it wrong and I demanded a refund even though I was able to fix it by hanging it in non-consecutive strips. Ari Shaffir: Jew coming in early November.
@@arishaffir nice, looking forward to it 😎
the moment you all want to see is at 01:14:15
gotta get Max on metal!!!
SoBert october is a nice way to try and keep brent crystals alive
It's nuts because we were actually all trying to kill him but it had the opposite effect
I can’t believe you guys never talked about GG Allin
Glaring omission