This NFT Cartoon Sucks

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @houseoflouie
    @houseoflouie 3 года назад +933

    The cartoon is very faithful to NFTs in that they're both stupid and don't need to exist

    • @taln0reich
      @taln0reich 2 года назад +1

      best summation of this thing ever.

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle 3 года назад +679

    Gotta love how the voice actor grunted out one "fuck" and they just pasted the soundbite over and over

    • @MatrixEvolution17
      @MatrixEvolution17 3 года назад +30

      it's the only funny part and it wasn't even intentional

    • @MatrixEvolution17
      @MatrixEvolution17 3 года назад +38

      do you think maybe they thought it would become an iconic catchphrase like how Homer Simpson says "D'oh!"

    • @juliandixey3997
      @juliandixey3997 3 года назад +3

      @HalcyonVibes you're fucking kidding me... for real?

    • @happydog39
      @happydog39 2 года назад

      xqcL

  • @haj_endot
    @haj_endot 3 года назад +587

    This feels like the opposite of a passion project. This felt like an ad made by people whose entire world is defined by flaunting wealth, made by people who don't actually care about the medium of animation but see it as a way to put more eyeballs on their financial instruments.

    • @Her_Viscera
      @Her_Viscera 3 года назад +6

      I agree this stinks

    • @mannyoftheeast3318
      @mannyoftheeast3318 3 года назад +9

      Spot orn situation

    • @taylorfrench6722
      @taylorfrench6722 3 года назад +15

      That's probably what this is.

    • @nonyodambiz
      @nonyodambiz 3 года назад +8

      Exactly. To me, this reads like a half ass project made by people who so desperately want to be noticed and validated by rich people.

    • @haj_endot
      @haj_endot 3 года назад +3

      @@nonyodambiz but ibanez, they are the rich people

  • @ramenpower8097
    @ramenpower8097 3 года назад +429

    Bold of you to give a NFT cartoon a 10/10 Anthony

  • @antiantiderivative
    @antiantiderivative 2 года назад +27

    I like when the ape looked at the sign that said “No Humans Detected” and said “No Humans Detected”, that added so much to the story and was totally not redundant

    • @sebastianbardon391
      @sebastianbardon391 2 года назад +4

      There is even a typo in the sign, it's comically bad.

  • @vriskaserket1120
    @vriskaserket1120 3 года назад +435

    I never would’ve guessed the NFT cartoon sucks, thanks Anthony

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 3 года назад +10

      Holy crap, it's the real Vriska Serket.

    • @xanatanuwu
      @xanatanuwu 3 года назад +10

      OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS vriska homestuck

    • @vxxiii4160
      @vxxiii4160 3 года назад +9

      Vriska Serket? From the hit 2009 webcomic Homestuck? In the year of our lord 2022?

  • @bbrbbr-on2gd
    @bbrbbr-on2gd 3 года назад +83

    This feels like it was created by executives during a writers strike.

  • @edibbl5970
    @edibbl5970 3 года назад +219

    I refuse to believe that they didn't make it bad on purpose to gather publicity

    • @MMCLLC7
      @MMCLLC7 2 года назад +1

      You could say they did the same thing with NFTs entirely 😭😭😭

  • @27jerry27
    @27jerry27 3 года назад +209

    The meaning of NFT.
    N - money
    F - laundering
    T -

  • @hyperionnova2854
    @hyperionnova2854 3 года назад +106

    Fun fact: 2 Chainz is the executive producer of this cartoon.
    I feel like more people need to know this.

    • @chiragsharma-dj1fl
      @chiragsharma-dj1fl 3 года назад +7

      Yeah he said so in the video

    • @thenamelessone6119
      @thenamelessone6119 3 года назад +2

      Well, at least he didn't break the bank for this one.

    • @dr.cheeks3589
      @dr.cheeks3589 2 года назад +1

      I was expecting Soulja Boy to be an executive too

  • @luckersteef7985
    @luckersteef7985 3 года назад +215

    i cant get over how bad having a character say fuck like this is terrible writing. How is watching a character apathetically say fuck to every situation interesting in anyway. fuck.

    • @Her_Viscera
      @Her_Viscera 3 года назад +13

      I think it was the same voice clip reused, too

    • @MoonTone
      @MoonTone 2 года назад +7

      Don’t you mean… apethetically 😆

    • @felipeneves7260
      @felipeneves7260 2 года назад

      Counterpoint: Trevor Belmont

  • @stuartdunlop8834
    @stuartdunlop8834 3 года назад +165

    This honestly makes me feel like my piece-of-crap podcast is worth doing. Thanks Fantano for reminding me that there's always someone more soulless and shittier than me. :)

    • @jirehjirehjirehjireh
      @jirehjirehjirehjireh 3 года назад +16

      The internet has proven something. Don’t ever doubt your ambitions and product, cause there’s probably a multi-million dollar company/group making something 10x crappier than whatever you could do.

    • @Winabagel23
      @Winabagel23 3 года назад +11

      I will literally watch your podcast now that you said that just to remind myself that anything that has the narrowest sliver of passion put into it blows this soulless skill-less bitmoji comic strip level trash out of the water.

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 3 года назад +2

      At least your piece-of-crap podcast probably wasn’t made as an effortless cash grab. Hell, even if it were effortless, it still wouldn’t be a guaranteed cash grab, so it would beat this by a mile.

    • @stuartdunlop8834
      @stuartdunlop8834 2 года назад +1

      @@Winabagel23 Cool beans.
      Been dormant for a bit while I deal with personal business, but will hook you up with the next episode when it releases.

  • @RichardBatchelorComposer
    @RichardBatchelorComposer 3 года назад +192

    I’ve seen animation on newgrounds from 15 years ago that looks better than this. Holy fuck this is embarrassing.

  • @jirehjirehjirehjireh
    @jirehjirehjirehjireh 3 года назад +57

    I can’t get over how the animated mouths are just the preset face expressions from the NFTs😂😂
    How much more low effort can you get

    • @6DADADA
      @6DADADA 2 года назад +1

      Oh my God you're right

  • @r7calvin
    @r7calvin Год назад +2

    4:20 when you buy a $50,000 NFT but won't shell out $50 to put it in a properly sized frame

  • @bills-beard
    @bills-beard 3 года назад +21

    Imagine this being on your animation resume

  • @T0mBr1dg3
    @T0mBr1dg3 3 года назад +41

    This show is in line with their entire philosophy of making generic, incoherent, and low-effort content that people get mad at. I just hope that it won’t work forever tho.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 года назад

      I don't think it will. It can only work until it becomes too cliche like saying "In a world..." in every goddamn movie trailer.

  • @markshortall3384
    @markshortall3384 3 года назад +40

    NFTs are the straight up lamest thing ever

  • @5ycey7.n.84
    @5ycey7.n.84 3 года назад +29

    The show was so bad he didn't even comment on the fact that they used comic sans for the director credit in the intro.

  • @cdvideodump
    @cdvideodump 3 года назад +44

    Y'know, I give Fantano crap for being too harsh.
    I wish he was more harsh on this obviously soulless cash grab though

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 года назад +31

    This is truly aspirational.
    I can imagine that such a terrible, poorly-made piece of garbage such as this will inspire artists out there to realize their potential. Because it can’t possibly be as bad as this.

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 2 года назад +4

    someone in the chat said "this is giving me diarrhea chills" and i think that's a good summation of how we all feel

  • @zackzallie8735
    @zackzallie8735 3 года назад +24

    Me: Mom, can we have Gorillaz?
    Mom: We already have Gorillaz at home.
    Gorillaz at home:

  • @philiphammar
    @philiphammar 2 года назад +6

    "The Strokes, Lil Baby, Beck, Chris Rock, Aziz Ansari, and Questlove all performed at Brooklyn Steel on Wednesday night (11/3) for a "Warehouse Party" put on by NFT collective Bored Ape Yacht Club. The members-only affair was part of their "Ape Fest 2021" crypto-festival that's running in NYC through Saturday and has also included an "immersive gallery experience," yacht party, and merch pop-up."
    Kinda lost all my respect for the Strokes and Beck lol

    • @rowan631
      @rowan631 2 года назад +3

      Beck had been a scientologist for years

  • @isaacbear7115
    @isaacbear7115 2 года назад +13

    So this reads like someone was convinced they knew what made Rick and Morty funny was sci fi and swearing so they just did that.

    • @isaacbear7115
      @isaacbear7115 2 года назад +4

      It also really reminds me of like 4 people that are just so lol random that they NEED their own show. I'm sure they laughed their asses off at their friend Tim's bad Jamaican accent.

  • @RFieth
    @RFieth 2 года назад +9

    This animation is something I go back to every time I feel bad about my own animation.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 года назад

      If you want to feel even better about your animation, Clutch Cargo is another one to watch too. It has aged poorly in the visual department.

  • @Nawtyway
    @Nawtyway 3 года назад +8

    It felt so random and unorganized to the point it was just confusing

  • @TheCallofdutyghost
    @TheCallofdutyghost 3 года назад +18

    "Cringing with apes"

  • @itsallenwow
    @itsallenwow 3 года назад +42

    If anyone has heard of the show It's the Nuthouse this is really giving me similar vibes. In terms of not really being funny, and having the whole thing come across more awkward in a not funny or charming way.

  • @vvvictoriav5958
    @vvvictoriav5958 3 года назад +13

    NO HUMANS DETECED

  • @baronrogers806
    @baronrogers806 2 года назад +4

    I hope nfts depreciate below pennies

  • @michaelwagner30
    @michaelwagner30 3 года назад +8

    This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but that would be fine. What makes me upset is all of circumstances that result in its existence

  • @jimjim9148
    @jimjim9148 2 года назад +2

    He’s like brian griffin delivering Duke Nukem lines why is he like that

  • @SmartVandelay
    @SmartVandelay 2 года назад +4

    Jimmy Fallon's favourite show.

  • @charliemanning3416
    @charliemanning3416 3 года назад +9

    This was somehow even worse than I assumed it would be

  • @joeramsayvideodump
    @joeramsayvideodump 3 года назад +34

    I feel genuinely bad for everyone involved in this

  • @salad8543
    @salad8543 3 года назад +9

    This is something I would write when I was in the 6th grade. jesus christ

  • @muffnman980
    @muffnman980 3 года назад +2

    Dude casually steps through lasers

  • @kennynitro17
    @kennynitro17 Год назад +1

    12:15 it's worse than a Family Guy thing, it's more like an Epic Movie thing

  • @BestBoyPatrick
    @BestBoyPatrick 3 года назад +4

    Do ya get it? He said fuck!

  • @jackson5279
    @jackson5279 3 года назад +2

    This is peak 2006 newgrounds animation the shitty microphone and all

  • @highlonesomed
    @highlonesomed 2 года назад +1

    Man
    okay i was expecting cringe, but i was not expecting the existential despair i get watching this

  • @haileyshannon7548
    @haileyshannon7548 2 года назад +1

    Poorly done flash animation with monkeys dressed like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? That's the future of entertainment!

  • @mandobrando
    @mandobrando 3 года назад +8

    Imagine gorillaz was made by a high schooler using cheap school equipment

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 2 года назад +2

      EMI didn't want to pay for some gorillaz videos like Latin Simone so high schoolers did end up making those videos themselves. Those videos look way better than this

  • @seencapone
    @seencapone 3 года назад +1

    Art-world in-joke at 8:00min :: the duct-taped banana by Maurizio Cattelan 🍌

  • @SadeN_0
    @SadeN_0 3 года назад +3

    WHY AM I WATCHING THIS AGAIN

  • @melm4251
    @melm4251 3 года назад +3

    we have newgrounds at home

  • @artrabum
    @artrabum 2 года назад

    Picture frames all over the world now: why do I have to be a stupid plain rectangle?!

  • @NameOfTheChannel
    @NameOfTheChannel 3 года назад +7

    I believe this is the first show made by ai. Or at least I REALLY HOPE IT IS. This feels like total xanarchy in cartoon form. What the actual fuck

  • @Pickoffarwim
    @Pickoffarwim 3 года назад +8

    I can only imagine the amount of dislikes… but I guess that’s what RUclips doesn’t want you to see

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 2 года назад +3

    5:56 The big issue is rich people just tricking common folk into buying themselves into this shit, or acting like they're better than us for being on it. Since people like us will be put in the shitter way easier being duped by gambling fake Internet shit, lol. Shit is mad corny to see all around.

  • @Weebinem
    @Weebinem 3 года назад +6

    I agree Anthony. This is a bold statement on modern capitalism and should be heralded as a modern art masterpiece

  • @leafywasnothere3227
    @leafywasnothere3227 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait for the "Gave this a 10 but DAMN a 7" joke

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 2 года назад +2

    Cowbored Bebape

  • @otosulakauri3365
    @otosulakauri3365 3 года назад +2

    Why this sounds like English speaking tests lol

  • @aguy7460
    @aguy7460 2 года назад +2

    i love your view on NFT's. we need more people talking about how STUPID this art trend is.

  • @jeremyscheatday7305
    @jeremyscheatday7305 3 года назад +3

    WHAT? NO HUMANS DETECED? Bruh, is this supposed to be clever or something?

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 3 года назад +14

    Johnny Test tier animation

    • @burningcloudbeats4186
      @burningcloudbeats4186 3 года назад +19

      Bro thats disrespectful to Johnny Test (never thought i would say that about something)

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 3 года назад +2

    Bro they make THIS MUCH MONEY and the voice actors are recording through a tin can. Don’t even get me started on the animation and designs themselves

  • @trevbev45
    @trevbev45 3 года назад +8

    I checked the show myself and Jesus does it suck. Also I checked the comments and there's barely any negative feedback/meme comments. How come a show like this one has to have supporters?

    • @cdvideodump
      @cdvideodump 3 года назад +15

      They probably delete all the negativity lol

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +1

      There is extension to see dislike counts

    • @gwen6622
      @gwen6622 3 года назад

      astroturfing

  • @mikedeeb9580
    @mikedeeb9580 3 года назад +1

    This is what happens when you wanna make an animated show without a script

  • @jordanwillis7384
    @jordanwillis7384 3 года назад +1

    I had no idea they got Chet Hanks in here!

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 2 года назад +4

    Fantano gonna come around on the whole nft thing as soon as one of those apes agrees to come on to be interviewed. "Whoa you changed my mind ape. I guess nfts are great. People were being too mean to you. I look forward to hearing more from your future projects. Thanks for coming on the show"

  • @lugodfrey5323
    @lugodfrey5323 2 года назад +1

    This feels like i'm watching salad fingers

  • @shanevanmatre3603
    @shanevanmatre3603 3 года назад +2

    This show gives me The Nutshack vibes

  • @PeytonPlace212
    @PeytonPlace212 2 года назад

    I recognize you more from reviewing música. I was hoping to hear your opinion on the opening music

  • @TheButterCollector
    @TheButterCollector 2 года назад +1

    I'm morbidly curious as to what the NFT folks think of this. Do they like it? Or is it too artless and awful even for them?

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 3 года назад +1

    Bro they’re like so desperately trying to do a rick and morty thing

  • @scruffy4743
    @scruffy4743 3 года назад

    Is no one going to mention they spelled Detected wrong at 2:55? Like that’s not a background misspelling, your eye is supposed to be drawn to the text for a few seconds..

    • @itsallenwow
      @itsallenwow 2 года назад

      I mean Anthony literally said that in the video already

  • @gavinerickson9392
    @gavinerickson9392 3 года назад +1

    This is another example of why we are damned.

  • @lenatian1078
    @lenatian1078 3 года назад

    the whole Bored Ape is MS Paint

  • @jessehaaland7689
    @jessehaaland7689 3 года назад +3

    Space coast coast to coast is so legit.the brak show is good also!

  • @squidward_tortelllini
    @squidward_tortelllini 3 года назад +1

    im convinced we got sucked into a black hole in 2020

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 года назад +1

      Oh we're still here. We are in a dark period right now that will eventually come to pass. The late 60s weren't to great either in comparison.

  • @aftersea2450
    @aftersea2450 2 года назад

    I remember some dude on twitter trying to say South Park would “dodge the release date” of this show 😂😂

  • @poofypeanut0221
    @poofypeanut0221 3 года назад +3

    This is among the worst things ever made.

  • @zhobz8583
    @zhobz8583 3 года назад +21

    Takes some special talent to create something this bananas.

  • @MrZip420
    @MrZip420 3 года назад +1

    im all up for indie cartoon devs but wow this was horrendous and hard to watch.....

  • @silentrock599
    @silentrock599 3 года назад +1

    I wanna see Anthony’s reaction to an actually good web animation like Helluva Boss.

  • @JillyMaysHere
    @JillyMaysHere 3 года назад +6

    Why am I not surprised that the "Let's make a sex tape and put it on Netflix!" guy is involved?

    • @dahliahb.7111
      @dahliahb.7111 3 года назад

      The whome??

    • @JillyMaysHere
      @JillyMaysHere 3 года назад

      @@dahliahb.7111 2 Chainz. He actually had that as a lyric on his 2013 song Netflix.

  • @Violant3
    @Violant3 2 года назад

    i don't know why streamers that react to youtube don't have the extension that reactivate the dislike count installed yet, it's not perfect but i gets pretty close to the real count

  • @Cwyrm
    @Cwyrm 3 года назад +1

    That was so moldy

  • @peach_total
    @peach_total 3 года назад +9

    this feels like the inevitable end result of the marvelification of society and no i will not explain

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 года назад

      Doesn't that make your point invalid if you are too lazy to explain it?

    • @peach_total
      @peach_total 2 года назад +1

      @@rommix0 no

  • @musicisjustwigglyair4208
    @musicisjustwigglyair4208 3 года назад +3

    Same guy made all voices, Im sure.

  • @DaSpartanProductinos
    @DaSpartanProductinos 3 года назад

    Well at least they can spell 2:55. This animation is the epitome of half ass. Lol this world

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 2 года назад +2

    No Humor Deteced

  • @maxpogfrog
    @maxpogfrog 3 года назад +3

    The only things that were good or decent was the theme song, the first “fuck” and the NFT line but my enjoyment was ironic.
    The only likeable character imo is the wife.

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +1

      The FUCK is funny actually imo and the theme song has a good beat

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 3 года назад

      The wife’s accent makes me hate her lmao

  • @Feeb5
    @Feeb5 2 года назад

    Shades of nutshack

  • @janx7104
    @janx7104 3 года назад +2

    Of course 2chains is involved

  • @YungJules001
    @YungJules001 3 года назад +2

    Soulless cash grab

  • @Aptchus
    @Aptchus 3 года назад +4

    bad accents deteced

  • @gnalkhere
    @gnalkhere 2 года назад

    The animation reminds me of The Nutshack

  • @baronrogers806
    @baronrogers806 2 года назад

    Blue yeti microphone

  • @adrian09166
    @adrian09166 3 года назад +2

    I hated every second of that

  • @nonyodambiz
    @nonyodambiz 3 года назад

    This has all the shitty writing, budget and jokes of an old Newgrounds cartoon that would have gotten blammed on the site, but instead it's being funded by rich people who don't have anything better to do with their lives.

  • @pfcbangin
    @pfcbangin 3 года назад

    No way! What are they trying to do!? Sell NFTs to kids?? This is the same tactic toy companies use.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 года назад

      And just as exploitive if not more so. Remember those 80s shows based on toys until the E/I standard put a stop to it?

  • @Madvillainy91
    @Madvillainy91 3 года назад +5

    I've seen short cartoons on Newgrounds better than this.

  • @RacerC45
    @RacerC45 3 года назад

    You didn't catch the Laurel and Hardy reference?

  • @user-wq7rw8dd7q
    @user-wq7rw8dd7q 3 года назад +1

    Antonio el Fantas

  • @luispereira9724
    @luispereira9724 3 года назад +1

    gta 6 tv cartoon confirmed

  • @StefanMilo
    @StefanMilo 2 года назад

    I had given up on boba fett, but honestly it’s a masterpiece compared to this codswallop