We live in a society where Megan Fox is dating a guy who dyed his tongue black and gets tree branches and beer bottles thrown at him whenever he’s on stage.
21:39 The cringe line is right there where you were reading Melon. He said, "Even our first kiss, she wouldn't kiss me. We just put our lips right in front of each other and breathed each other's breath and then she just left."🥴
I hated when the journalist wrote that. Morticia and Gomez are supposed to be an example of a healthy, loving relationship despite what they may look like on the outside
I think that the Addams family being considered horrifying by society at large, in spite of being of being at its core one of the most functional families ever depicted in fiction, is an aspect that many people brush off.
@@tokitoki9156 the funny thing is, we never really formally broke up, just kinda stopped hanging out together. When these guys break up, I'm afraid it'll be a fucking murder-suicide type situation
Im not one to talk shit about people's relationships, because in reality, I dont know anything about them. HOWEVER, I think I'm entirely justified in saying that they are extremely cringey, and this relationship they have is going to have a very messy end to it. They are both beyond immature, and still act like 16 year old theatre kids. This is not going to end well. She literally gave him a necklace with her fu*king blood in it.
They give me major "Dollar Tree Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob" vibes. Watch her cover the tattoo MGK did on her with a "Live Laugh Love" after the break up.
They're still 2gether they just din't want cyberbullies like this Fantanostreams guy bullying them and they decided to take it private so good job hurting ur betters!
I feel like theyre either really trying to push this highschool type relationship or theyre just that cringy, cuz mgk fr makes songs about kissing behind bleachers to this dayyy and they are 30 years oldddddddd.
@@chromosome3242 I don't think they're really trying to push the high school relationship, I think they just don't know how to act in public. I haven't really listened to much of MGK's music though, so you could be right.
@@kedsarama I think this shit is fake, or at least played up for marketing. Like MGK has an album coming out that just happens to be when he fell in love in the most obnoxious way possible? Sure, he is weed
@TheStonesSing gotta love how some women feel like they speak for the majority hey? You know nothing about me, yak. My misses and I have been together for 5 years. Some of those we've actually been happy. Stoked that single life dodging doormats keeps working for you though :)
@@52BLUE it’s not a bias, it’s called seeing her from a different perspective. I’m sure if you find a trait you don’t like about someone, their appeal to you will lessen no matter how attractive you initially thought they were. Attractiveness isn’t just limited to what you perceive visually at first glance.
ok but let's not emply that Brangelina was a good couple either when Angelina told him about her abuse by Harvey Weinstein and he said "good 👍 let me make some movies with him real quick"
I like to imagine we are all wrong and they will actually get married and remain married for 30+ years just because it would be more interesting that way vs them breaking up in 2 years like every other Hollywood 'power couple'
"They walk in the foorprints etched by the platform boots of partnerships such as (proceeds to list celebrity couples that had violent splits)" It probably wouldn't have been made any worse if they included Sid and Nancy.
They both need to grow up and realize that it is not 2009 anymore. I feel like I am reliving the whole 2009 gross red carpet PDA thing with like Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton with the bottle of each other blood around their necks. I'm so done with celebrities and their fan faction level relationships and their inevitable media covered drawn-out divorces. No thank you.
For all the high school comments, Real story: I know people that went to high school with MGK. He drove a drop-top PT cruiser his Senior year and dated a freshman. He went to one of the best high schools in the area, if not the country. His entire image was created out of thin air. He made earlier music in the mid-2010s that always claimed the "hood" and was "hard" but it's funny how he now isn't close to that whatsoever His music has always catered to mostly suburban white women in their teens. In like 2010, people were screaming "free MGK" because this clown went to one of the richest malls in the area (very few black people go there and it's one of the whitest areas in northeast Ohio) and staged a "Flash mob", trashing most of the food court. He sucks. He's always sucked and he's a great example that cancel culture is not a thing at all-- he's not even talented, has a history of terrible activity, and he's thriving
Selling albums that get to number 1 in the charts with a rock album. I'd imagine he is working on his Born With Horns album, maybe he will win best rock album again?
I mean mgk is top of his career right now.. none of the rap hes done ever got as big as his recent album aside from maybe bad things ft Camilla Cabello... many songs from his last album have 100mil+ streams. not a big fan of him but 2020/2021 is definitely his biggest year in his career aside from when the rap devil stuff happened
@@disliked1390 it wasnt the rock charts, it was the top 200 of all albums. Music is opinion, I like Limp Bizkit while everyone in the rock scene tried to shit on them
“You literally had no face, like that thing from Spirited Away” A: DO NOT BRING SPIRITED AWAY INTO THIS B: his name is No-Face, put some respect on his name
There’s a hilarious meme of MGK, Travis, Courtney, and Meghan. It’s a pic of them all together with the caption “when servers date kitchen staff”….literally made me Lol
god they sound like 12 year olds that just found Tumblr and Edgar Allen Poe and now they act all dark and edgy and "Ooh, I'm so dark the world doesn't understand me" and to think MGK used to be a frat boy rapper like 4 years ago
Machine Gun Kelly better have a moment where he realises that he's embodying what we thought was cool at age 11. What I'm saying is 'God damn it, dude, grow up'
Why does this writer start explaining what MGK and MK look like HALFWAY THROUGH the article lol. This reads like 8 bad intros held together with XS rubber tripp pants.
This whole article sounds like a fan fiction.
Wait wait wait, wasnt it a fanfic? 😳
Music journalism in 2021, everybody.
My thoughts exactly
I came to look for this comment😅… My God it’s one step above Sonichu
That's exactly what I thought xD
This is the best anti-marijuana campaign I’ve ever seen
I was so close to start smoking again, but this was a highly effective countermeasure
@@Knockedlooser lmao good for you
Im taking a two week break till the 16th myself. Bless up guys
Ayy nice wojak pfp
theres no way mgk only smokes weed. that man has been tweaking since he was like 11
I know these people are adults but I can't help feeling like I'm witnessing a middle school romance
MGK and Megan Fox would 100% be the weird couple in hoodies kissing and feeling each other up in the hallway 😂
@@mikelitoris6522 HAHAHAH THAT'S SO ACCURATE
Because you are. Literally. But figuratively tho. But yea, literally.
Well mgk does act like a highschool reject
Considering MGK I'm more surprised it isn't literally a middle school romance.
We live in a society where Megan Fox is dating a guy who dyed his tongue black and gets tree branches and beer bottles thrown at him whenever he’s on stage.
“We live in a society”
I can't help but feel she is doing it as a bit.
For some reason, this was foreseeable
Zoumbd
I have attached my resume for your reference and hope to hear from you soon and I have snake flu
It’s clear that fantano has a crush on mgk and covers it up by bullying him.
I really hope you’re just memeing and aren’t some angry MGK fan 😐
He just hate him at this point 😂
@@ghostrecon3834 they're very clearly joking
@@JPEGBLACK No!!!1!!!1!1!!1!11! ITS TRUE!!11!! LOOK AT THE HATRED AND JEALOUSY IN ANTNEE'S EYES!1!!!!!111! HE CLEARLY WISHES MEGAN WAS DEAD!!!1!1!!
Tsundere shit
I don't get why people are so suprised that MGK and Megan Fox are together? They're both celebs in their 30s who are clinging on to their teen years.
for some reason I thought she was much older. 31 and 35 isn’t really a big deal
@@xwinger15 in hollywood years 35 is death for someone like megan fox.
bruh i thought mgk was like 20 wtf
damn when u put it like that it makes perfect sense
@@jorge-gg7ut did you think she was 12 in transformers lol
This straight up sounds like something outta wattpad
100% lololol
sounds like the intro to a smutty romance novel your sister buys from a walmart
They’re relationship looks like something I would write on tumblr during my role play sessions.
This just the weird, edgy high school couple that sits in the hallways at lunch
She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
but they are 30
Some Natural Born Killers shit
Edit: HOLY SHIT they actually mentioned it😂
I was a part of that couple. Honestly, I kind of still am.
I’m 25.
If MGK is weed then weed will never be legalized.
MGK is k2
I wouldn't want it to be
@@dangerousd1312 MGK is DXM, yet wishes he was DMX.
@Smule and friends but they aren't LMAOOOO
@@sharibyaku bro u just fucking killed me😭😭
Imagine being in a relationship and solely talking to your partner in absurdist non-sentences.
I am horrified
hey max
@@ttdmax5711 hey max
@@MaxMax-zo9vq Hay, Max? 🐎🐴
😭
21:39 The cringe line is right there where you were reading Melon. He said, "Even our first kiss, she wouldn't kiss me. We just put our lips right in front of each other and breathed each other's breath and then she just left."🥴
That’s what my dog does to me in the morning
@@zachcarrington9452 ???????
Want this for me
@@zachcarrington9452 whar da dog doin
Her divorce probably wasn't finalized yet 🤣
at the end when he said “i’m still an outlaw” he was specifically referring to age of consent laws
man im dead
Bro
💀💀💀
She was fearless and crazier than him.
She was his queen,
and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
My eyes hurt after reading this
Good God….
😆😆😆
Good lord…
Put some respect on Gomez and Morticia's names. Their relationship is not toxic at all, that's the whole point.
They’re literally the epitome of a healthy, loving relationship
I hated when the journalist wrote that. Morticia and Gomez are supposed to be an example of a healthy, loving relationship despite what they may look like on the outside
it’s like they have never watched the addams family lmfao
I think that the Addams family being considered horrifying by society at large, in spite of being of being at its core one of the most functional families ever depicted in fiction, is an aspect that many people brush off.
👏 👏 👏
"Don't bring spirited away into this" really encapsulates the yuckiness
Oh no
miyazaki is mid anyway
@@sigmaligmaballs2306 L
@@claws811 Cope seethe and dilate
@@sigmaligmaballs2306 balls
MGK and Megan Fox is like that cringey couple in high school where both of them sunk into depression after their inevitable breakup.
Bruh, I was in a short relationship like that in high school, where both of us were incredibly edgy and dramatic. Never ends well
@@tite93 Except you guys would probably still manage to be more mature than when mgk inevitably breaks up
@@tokitoki9156 the funny thing is, we never really formally broke up, just kinda stopped hanging out together.
When these guys break up, I'm afraid it'll be a fucking murder-suicide type situation
Hey I didnt even need to be cringe or go through a breakup to end up like that
Im not one to talk shit about people's relationships, because in reality, I dont know anything about them. HOWEVER, I think I'm entirely justified in saying that they are extremely cringey, and this relationship they have is going to have a very messy end to it. They are both beyond immature, and still act like 16 year old theatre kids. This is not going to end well. She literally gave him a necklace with her fu*king blood in it.
This makes Kim and Kanye look like saints
this makes kanye and julia's fling look like a stable marriage
OMG is this their first ever relationship? they sound like goth 14 year olds who held hands for the first time
They give me major "Dollar Tree Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob" vibes. Watch her cover the tattoo MGK did on her with a "Live Laugh Love" after the break up.
Yeah, she's absolutely going for a Angelina and Billy what'shisface vibe
I actually thought I was the only one who remembered that!
They're still 2gether they just din't want cyberbullies like this Fantanostreams guy bullying them and they decided to take it private so good job hurting ur betters!
Why does literally every part of this sound like one of those high school couples that was uncomfortably over-affective to each other in the hallways?
I feel like theyre either really trying to push this highschool type relationship or theyre just that cringy, cuz mgk fr makes songs about kissing behind bleachers to this dayyy and they are 30 years oldddddddd.
@@chromosome3242 I don't think they're really trying to push the high school relationship, I think they just don't know how to act in public. I haven't really listened to much of MGK's music though, so you could be right.
@@kedsarama I think this shit is fake, or at least played up for marketing. Like MGK has an album coming out that just happens to be when he fell in love in the most obnoxious way possible? Sure, he is weed
@@andersonneil2293 Maybe that's it. He does seem to thrive off controversy, so this might all just be intended to get more attention.
@@chromosome3242 it's one song and you guys keep repeating that line
I was so mad when he skipped the part where they described their first kiss 😭😭
Right? That's the point the whole fanfic was building up to
I have never listened to MGK and still watched this whole thing. There is no commentary needed, art imitates life.
Of course they both completely misunderstand the point of Natural Born Killers. Incredible.
you cant make this shit up
And they bastardized true romance too
I think this couple should just stop talking abt movies all together lol
when you said “neither of them are washed” i thought you meant how Machine Gun Kelly doesn’t shower
The way he says “mgk has seen success with his little pop punk phase” is literally so belittling i love it
The "MGK back piece just so he doesn't forget his name." bit is a solid burn, holy shit.
dual mirrors
Hey, you never know when you'll find yourself in a "Memento" type situation
Guys, when MGK said “I’m lost”, he meant he was literally lost, he thought ‘green room’ meant where the weed is supposed to be!!!
I AM THE DANGER
A GUY OPENS HIS FRONT DOOR AND GETS SHOT AND YOU THINK THAT OF ME?! NO, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!
Walt? Gustavo fring requires your presence to cook more methe amphetimina
I wanna like but it's at 69 likes
Oh wait it just changed
@@Bryan_____ yes
its incredible. Megan Fox went from being one of the hottest women on earth to looking like she smells literally just by dating MGK lmao
Bro if you dont think she's still fire then your bias is enough to change your preference. Ouch.
@TheStonesSing gotta love how some women feel like they speak for the majority hey? You know nothing about me, yak. My misses and I have been together for 5 years. Some of those we've actually been happy. Stoked that single life dodging doormats keeps working for you though :)
@@52BLUE it’s not a bias, it’s called seeing her from a different perspective. I’m sure if you find a trait you don’t like about someone, their appeal to you will lessen no matter how attractive you initially thought they were. Attractiveness isn’t just limited to what you perceive visually at first glance.
@@ayoidek6571 she's still the same person.
@@ayoidek6571 bro y'all so pressed over a man calling a woman hot
Literally every stoner has said I am weed and disappeared afterwards due to social anxiety
"The new Brangelina" said no one.
I honestly thought of Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton ( truly hoping I'm not the only one who remembers that).
@@ty_teynium Who are those guys
ok but let's not emply that Brangelina was a good couple either when Angelina told him about her abuse by Harvey Weinstein and he said "good 👍 let me make some movies with him real quick"
@@janine2957 And now Brad is gonna make an anti Weinstein movie. He’s a whole ass clown.
@@ty_teynium Angelina and Billy were waaay more iconic though. This relationship seems forced.
drops casual bombshell that he's dyslexic.
Explains his earlier comments about not being much of a literature guy
@@jamesw.9256 which is weird because he has such an extensive vocabulary, I can't imagine how well spoken he'd be if he could read normally
This new Devil may Cry movie cast looks promising!
DMC is legendary
Exept it's based on DMC: Devil May Cry and not the original games :D
I could totally see MGK yelling " I WILL FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LiiiiiiGthhhhT!"
and just as "EDGY"
Got me laughing too much lol
Silly Melon,
You’re Anthony Fantano. Not Weed. Love you 💜
I mean he's a plant after all
@@perplexed1783 industry plant? 👀👀
@@itsactuallymedrake 😳😳
Comparing Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox to Gomez and Morticia Addams is pure blasphemy.
MGK actually stands for “most gangster kid”
mommy's gangster kid
Martin Guther King
@@jorge-gg7ut lmao
Mortal Gun Kombat
Still waiting for MGK to do country music and start a beef with Taylor Swift
Gonna be once he drops a diss track on slipknot
This whole article sounded like a fanfic
But this "I am weed" shit was funny, come on Anthony 😂
I like to imagine we are all wrong and they will actually get married and remain married for 30+ years just because it would be more interesting that way vs them breaking up in 2 years like every other Hollywood 'power couple'
Alright, we've got 2 "cringing with" videos this week; let's make it 3, LOL.
What was the first one?
@@toch951gallegos3 cringing with Madonna
Man I needed this today. A good fucking laugh with a side of cringe.
"They walk in the foorprints etched by the platform boots of partnerships such as (proceeds to list celebrity couples that had violent splits)"
It probably wouldn't have been made any worse if they included Sid and Nancy.
This is just fanfiction with extra steps.
Cute pfp
@@DROOLBBERRY thanks
I refuse to believe this article wasn't ripped straight out of a Wattpad fanfic
if it was written by chatgpt then it might actually be¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is unironically making me consider quitting weed, cuz if I end up being like mgk, I will flush that shit in the toilet immediately
On godd😂💀
They both need to grow up and realize that it is not 2009 anymore. I feel like I am reliving the whole 2009 gross red carpet PDA thing with like Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton with the bottle of each other blood around their necks. I'm so done with celebrities and their fan faction level relationships and their inevitable media covered drawn-out divorces. No thank you.
So you're mad at the press covering it or what?
that wasn't 2009 that was actually 1999 I think when Billy Bob and Angelina were dating. God this makes feel old lol
@@TheNinjapancake14 mad at the cringe
@@0oidiedinatimemachineo024 oh holy shit you're right lmao I'm a dinosaur 🦕
For all the high school comments,
Real story: I know people that went to high school with MGK. He drove a drop-top PT cruiser his Senior year and dated a freshman. He went to one of the best high schools in the area, if not the country. His entire image was created out of thin air. He made earlier music in the mid-2010s that always claimed the "hood" and was "hard" but it's funny how he now isn't close to that whatsoever
His music has always catered to mostly suburban white women in their teens. In like 2010, people were screaming "free MGK" because this clown went to one of the richest malls in the area (very few black people go there and it's one of the whitest areas in northeast Ohio) and staged a "Flash mob", trashing most of the food court. He sucks. He's always sucked and he's a great example that cancel culture is not a thing at all-- he's not even talented, has a history of terrible activity, and he's thriving
Of course he dated a freshman 😭😭
I remember seeing the mall thing I didn’t know the whole back story
Never knew this, but I'm definitely not surprised.
This article is the most funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
She looks like she's feeding off his life energy
Also what does mgk even do now? Literally all these articles act like him and Megan fox are top of their careers which is pretty funny
Selling albums that get to number 1 in the charts with a rock album. I'd imagine he is working on his Born With Horns album, maybe he will win best rock album again?
@@sk00p ?
@@sk00p having #1 means nothing the rock charts is a joke
I mean mgk is top of his career right now.. none of the rap hes done ever got as big as his recent album aside from maybe bad things ft Camilla Cabello... many songs from his last album have 100mil+ streams. not a big fan of him but 2020/2021 is definitely his biggest year in his career aside from when the rap devil stuff happened
@@disliked1390 it wasnt the rock charts, it was the top 200 of all albums.
Music is opinion, I like Limp Bizkit while everyone in the rock scene tried to shit on them
“dont bring spirited away into this” my exact thoughts when she said that😂😂😂
Yes, same…my exact thoughts when she said that
This was my exact thoughts when she said that.
These were my exact thoughts when she said that
Eminem made him totally irrelevant in hip hop so he changed genres and now everyone in rock hates him.
did a 13 year-old write their relationship?
Wait. Fantano is Dyslexic? This is news to me.
I found that relatable.
“I’m not against love” -Anthony
Very controversial take
MGK looking like a gothic xQc going thru a phase
25:27 You just know MGK thinks he’s living in the Love The Way You Lie music video lmao
Maximum cringe
😭
no u did not 😂💀
They think they’re Angelina Jolie and billy bob 🤣
Seriously
And she’s the Billy Bob
Shes always modeled herself after Angelina though so this makes sense
Completely.
I feel like I am reading a borderline M rated fanfiction
This single handly made me surpass all my cringe moments on adolescence and finally accept them.
bruh MGK straight up stole that from a Dali quote when he was asked about his paintings
"Are you on drugs?"
"I don't take drugs, I am drugs."
i can’t believe melon is against love, relationships, and happiness
"then we played pop punk and made out" JESUS CHRIST MAKE IT STOP
As soon as I heard “darkest fairy tail” I had to take a break from watching the video. My lord that is awful.
Genuinely surprised MGK is dating an adult.
No cap
I never thought I’d say this but… can we have Halsey and G easy back
Nah, I'd rather have a cringe celebrity romance than an abusive one
@@brooklynhatch9705 I mean they did say they go to hell lmao
@@brooklynhatch9705 then when they ended things halsey never shut up about him LOL
@@brooklynhatch9705 lmao what abuse?!
@@Majjjinboof she pulled a selena gomez lol
Melon and his wife are a great couple, their shared love of music is adorable.
It’s sad that they divorced
melon green kelly
I’m genuinely happy for them but my god I cannot get over the whole r/i’m14andthisisdeep vibe of their whole relationship.
it seems really forced
5:08 “you cant just get weed” HAHAHAHA my man.
"Has mgk fallen in love before, no" 🤣😂 yall this man has a child
I feel like one of their agents found a fanfic story on Wattpad and thought it was a good idea for publicity so they got them to play it out for real.
the author of this article committed more atrocious sins than MGK or Megan Fox ever could
Lol I was praying you would make a video about this as soon as I saw it. Thank you Melon we’ve been blessed
It is cringe indeed, but definitely over-exaggarated due to MGKs polarising persona and controversial past.
If neither of them worked in the entertainment industry they’d just be another Midwestern couple
I mean all of this would be a bit cringey if they were 16 or 17, but at 30 and nearly 40 this is embarrassing
And it's Megan Fox's lust for a bad boy esque guy after her marriage failed lol.
Bro did u kill Zeke or not I’m dying of anticipation over here!
Polarising? Who likes him?
I A M W E E D
Phenomenal video melon. Don’t let the avi fool ya, I’ve been watching for ten years.
That photo generated such a cough from me that several lung cookies were dislodged and expelled. So thanks for that unexpected expectorant.
What the *fuck* is a “lung cookie” my guy
Lou Reed did this first with I AM THE TABLE. Lulu is a goldmine for tinder messages.
He's a delightfully sour melon today and I love it
Lmao they remind me of two 14 year olds posting about their first relationship on MySpace in 2007
My favorite Shadow the Hedgehog X Rouge the Bat fanfic.
Oh my God
It's midnight and I'm listening to Melon doing a cringe reading of a GQ magazin on MGK and Megan Fox. That's too much internet for the day already
You can’t be Tommy&Pam and Gomez&Morticia at the same time
I just packed a bowl when this popped up in my feed
I am weed
Megan Kelly and Machine Gun Fox
yes lmfaooo
bro's rating couples
It’s like they’re going for an edgy “Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton” thing but only producing total cringe.
They are the type of high school couple that sits on the floor during lunch
“You literally had no face, like that thing from Spirited Away”
A: DO NOT BRING SPIRITED AWAY INTO THIS
B: his name is No-Face, put some respect on his name
There’s a hilarious meme of MGK, Travis, Courtney, and Meghan. It’s a pic of them all together with the caption “when servers date kitchen staff”….literally made me Lol
MGK is not weed he’s more like K2
god they sound like 12 year olds that just found Tumblr and Edgar Allen Poe and now they act all dark and edgy and "Ooh, I'm so dark the world doesn't understand me" and to think MGK used to be a frat boy rapper like 4 years ago
Machine Gun Kelly better have a moment where he realises that he's embodying what we thought was cool at age 11. What I'm saying is 'God damn it, dude, grow up'
This is why nobody can stop talking about him
Every white person has a little MGK inside them
The 'thing from Spirited Away' also lured vulnerable people in with money before eating them alive. Seems like a metaphor for something...
What complete and utter drivel. You could go to a bulimia clinic and still find people who don't want to throw up as much as me rn.
“A mental patient who thinks he’s a vampire bites into a mannequin” 😂😂😂💯💯💯
Why does this writer start explaining what MGK and MK look like HALFWAY THROUGH the article lol. This reads like 8 bad intros held together with XS rubber tripp pants.
3:51 laughter containment protocol
A guy smokes a blunt and gets high? you think that of me? NO! *I AM THE WEED !! *
Everyone talks about Transformers, but forgets her iconic performance in Holiday in The Sun as Briana Wallace
And Jennifer Check from Jennifer’s body.