I Got Drunk And Forced Myself To Watch *MADAME WEB*
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
- I Watched Madame Web So You Wouldn't Have To. This Is My First Time Watching Madame Web And I Hope It Will Be My Last. Even While Being Drunk This Movie Was Not Good! #MadameWeb #MovieReaction #FirstTimeWatching #MCU
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Madame Web Movie Description:
Cassandra Webb is a New York City paramedic who starts to show signs of clairvoyance. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she must protect three young women from a mysterious adversary who wants them dead.
Madame Web is a 2024 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character of the same name. Produced by Columbia Pictures and Di Bonaventura Pictures in association with Marvel Entertainment and TSG Entertainment, and distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing, it is the fourth film in Sony's Spider-Man Universe (SSU). Directed by S. J. Clarkson from a screenplay she co-wrote with Claire Parker and the writing team of Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless, it stars Dakota Johnson in the title role, alongside Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts, and Adam Scott. In the film, the origin story of Cassie Webb (Johnson) is explored as she confronts her past while trying to save three young women (Sweeney, Merced, O'Connor) from Ezekiel Sims (Rahim), who wants to kill them before they become Spider-Women in the future and kill him.
Sony began development on a Madame Web film for its shared universe by September 2019, with Sazama and Sharpless writing the script. Clarkson joined as director in May 2020, in her feature film directorial debut, and Johnson was cast in early 2022. Additional castings, particularly for the Spider-Women characters, took place in the following months. Filming began in mid-July 2022 and wrapped before the end of the year, occurring throughout Massachusetts, including Boston, and in New York City and Mexico. Clarkson and Parker's involvement as writers was revealed in November 2023. Johan Söderqvist, a frequent collaborator of Clarkson's, composed the film's score.
Madame Web premiered at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, Los Angeles, on February 12, 2024, and was released in the United States on February 14. The film was panned by critics and underperformed at the box office, grossing over $100 million worldwide against a production budget of $80-100 million.
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"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." They literally just reversed one of the most famous Spiderman quotes, and thought it was clever. Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. It's almost impressive how lazy the writing is.
they pretty much ask "how would Yoda say the line"
The idea was good but they clearly didn't wanna make it
@@jeffrym9625Nah, Yoda just changes the order but he keeps the meaning, this phrase has the opposite meaning of what Uncle Ben said
Not even alcohol could make this movie enjoyable
Dakota Johnson has multiple times on record stated that this movie was bad. That woman didn't even try to hide it like she talked about how she don't talk in the cast group chat, the film was bad, and she also though this was an actual marvel film at first but then found out it was Sony.
I freaking love how honest she is 😂
Dakota is a terrible actress i think even Kristen Stewart shows more emotion in her movies and that's saying a lot. Thank God for nepotism.
@@dsfddsghyeah I’m sure it’s nepotism. I’m sure it couldn’t possibly be that your opinion is whack
He really didn’t hold back on the title😂😂
The Madame Web Drinking Game!
Take a shot everytime someone says "spider"
Take a shot everytime a past or future vision is seen
Take a shot everytime theres a cringe line of dialog
Take a shot everytime the year 2003 is acknowledged
Take a shot everytime a vague Peter Parker reference is made
take a shot for every terrible acting scene...
Dead
So dead I second that
@jamesrein648 Well, I did it, and here I am. (alcohol poisoned)
@@friendsfan5 Watching this movie even when you're completely sober makes you want to kill yourself anyways
It should be noted that Dakota Johnson fired her agent after this movie was made.
Bro, thank you so much for pointing out that the villain doesn't wear shoes! I swear, I said the exact same thing when I watched this.
That's how he is in the comics.
The Kendall Jenner BLM Pepsi ad: I’m the worst Pepsi ad.
Madame Web: are you sure about that?
I Was Thinking Of Putting That In There But I Didin't Want To Trigger Anyone Lmao
@@HelloMellowXVI I mean, pretty much everyone hated that commercial. Hell, SNL did a whole skit that made fun of it.
Madame Web: Hold my Pepsi
@@carter_lovejoyThe Boys too.
This movie is what happens when the actors are lied to and the movie is edited extremely poorly. None of these actors are to blame for this mess!
19:27 *cue aggravated voice* "B*txh I don't know! Am I your mama?!" 😂😂😂😂 freaking hilarious
Apparently, the original plot for this movie had more of a terminator vibe. The villain traveled back in time to kill Spider-Man’s mom to prevent him from being born. Not saying it will make the movie better, but it would be interesting if villain was actually part of the Inheritors. For those that don’t know they are a clan of vampires that travel the Multiverse killing spider people. They are no joke. They’ve taken out a Spider-Man that had cosmic level powers. Peter fought one and had what he described as the worst beating imaginable.
i just realized that they reused the footage of them looking down from dude’s dream (9:31) but added dakota in the back (41:02) 😂🤦🏾♂️
I actually saw it in theaters opening night. Not even 5 minutes in, I knew I was in for something special. By time the credits started, I think I actually lost brain cells just by the last 20 minutes alone.
"And when you take on the responsibility great power will come"... Huh?
So it was broken down by New Rockstars that the main villains lines were cut after shooting and they had him read in new lines and then put it all in, in post. That us why during some scenes the lip sync is off, or even in some scenes in mouth isn't even moving.
41:46 By the by, the woman singing in the end credits is Dolores O'Riordan, the lead singer of the Cranberries. A super hot band in the 90's . The reason she sounds "strange" is because she is Irish and was doing "sean-nos" style, hence the yodel-like performance. She sadly passed away back in 2018, but her music is worth looking into.
My brother believes this and Morbius were written by AI, and now I think it might be. The WORST movie I've ever seen is Movie 43.
I blame Avi Arad
A.I. probably would have done a better job.
That movie was 🤮 too lol l liked movie 43 tho 😂
Which version of Movie 43? There's the US version where the wrapper around all of the skits is a group of kids trying to search for some "banned" movie on the internet, with the skits appearing as random clips that they find online along the way. And there's the international version where the wrapper around all of the skits is a struggling writer trying to pitch his latest movie idea to a Hollywood producer, with the skits used as cutaways to show pieces of the movie as he pitches them. Ignore the shared material of the skits and it's effectively two entirely different movies. They went out of their way to put together two different casts on two different sets to create two completely separate ways of tying the same bunch of random unrelated skits together.
Personally, I think the international version was good and and the US version was annoying. (Too bad I only own a copy of the US version. It's the only version that was available on DVD here in the US. I found somewhere to watch the other version once but I forget where. To own a copy of it I'd need to get the Bluray, apparently. And I never bought a Bluray player. Never saw a need to switch over from DVDs.)
Hm, strange... Wikipedia describes the film pitch version as the main / original version and it describes the internet kids version as the international alternate cut. Either way though, random chatter in other search results seems to have a lot of people complaining that they can only ever find the internet kids version of it though. The film pitch version seems to be elusive for most people.
@@MuljoStpho us, but I'm not watching the alternate version
Love when Mell is added to the movie at times😂
I’m really really hoping Kraven The Hunter does somewhat better. Otherwise I’m writing Sony a letter:
“Just Stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!”
I don’t have any hopes for Kraven whatsoever. Especially after this dumpster fire of a movie.
I’m honestly hoping that Sony will let Marvel integrate the characters that Sony has the rights to into the MCU after their Spider-Man-adjacent universe/series fails. Like, outside of Venom, the average moviegoers never knew about characters like Morbius, Madame Web and Kraven the Hunter to begin with until Sony decided to make movies about them.
It has the writers from "Transformers: The Last Knight"
@@LeonardoKlotz we’re f*cked
@@carter_lovejoyeh Kraven is a Spider-Man villain. Who knows maybe sony is the hope for marvel movies given the mcu just sucks now
This movie was bad
I agree. The only scene that was good in my opinion was the diner scene
@@ZEUS_787 Fact
I liked it
Bad I wouldn’t use more like atrocious or an abomination
The soundtrack was good tho
Congrats Sony you made a movie even worse than Morbius
Morbius is at least meme able. This one is so shit it's not even fun to watch it (like Room)
Morbius was great
At least I found a movie with my friends to watch
Damn I need some of that wine😂
Bro's reaction/commentating was better than the movie itself!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL!!
Keep up the good work, Mell!! Love your reactions!!!!
Sony should just let Phil Lord and Chris Miller in charge of everything
They're the only ones that know what they're doing
Too bad Spider-Verse is a hellish production for the animators.
The absolute HUBRIS of this movie and Sony to have those teases of the costumes, and to cheekily tell us “isn’t the future great? Don’t you WANT more of this? We know you do, come back next time!” What absolute hubris. What incredible head up your ass syndrome. Disney has made some bombs recently too, but Sony is even more of a joke because they’re not learning a damn thing why their efforts besides Venom keep failing and why Disney and MCU DID make it work for as long as it did and still have a chance to come back. This is just insulting and hysterical.
Hell, even Venom is on the cusp of being bad. I think the fact that Tom Hardy is Eddie Brock is quite possibly the only reason the movies make a profit. That's at least the reason why I care enough to watch them tbh. With that being said, the recent trailer for 'Venom The Last Dance' doesn't have me hyped whatsoever and I may not even go watch it in theaters, sadly.
8:15 if your O2 was 89 you'd feel really out of breath, like you were on the verge of suffocating. That's what she said right? That get O2 was 89. That's hospitalization type levels
It's insane movies like this still get made nowadays, let alone have a theatrical release. Madame Web is what I would describe as a 'straight to DVD' type of movie.
Also, that cat sitting on the table drinking milk triggered the fuck out of me. Do people who own cats not realize how disgusting the bottom of cats feet are since they walk around their litter box with shit and piss in it? 🤮
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing THE LAST DANCE)
MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
AVI ARAD ruined everything again
And he wasn't even involved in MADAME WEB
But he is behind BORDERLANDS, though
Avi Arad is definitely a Marvel supervillain. I wonder if any Marvel media (comics, movies, TV shows, video games, etc.) made fun of him.
Avi Arad legacy keeps going 🤢
Venom is good though....
What do we think of him getting our Spider-Men together for 'Spider-Man: No Way Home'?
she rlly does look like the yellow ranger in Dino thunder damn
Bro I've tried to watch this movie 3 times already and still can't make it to the end without giving up. It's just laughably bad.
No lie. The worst movie I ever saw was "Skyline" from 2010. At the time there were 2 alien scifi's in theaters that season and this was way worse of a selection. I've never gotten up during a movie in the theaters and screamed "WTF" out loud.
The things you have to do for us . That is some bottle of wine !!! Your right such a awwful film . Actors sometimes have to work just to pay the bills . So untill the next one ❤
I wonder if he will notice all the dialogue recorded in post. Edit: lmao he did🤣🤣
That Shit Pissed Me Off The Most
Is that chardonnay
Why yes it is
The cgi looks like a fan film
LOL love the Life Is Strange reference, was thinking the exact thing! Thank you for the honor of getting drunk and watching this terrible movie to review it for us! Also, the ending reminded me of the movie The Eye with Jessica Alba, where she is blind, gets eyesight, and starts to see premonitions for a terrible event to happen and tries to figure out how to prevent it. It's a pretty decent movie! You should check it out! :)
Loved your reaction as always❤. You should watch society of the snow. It's a great movie and I would love to hear what you have to say about that one. If you do watch it I recommend the original language with subtitles, the acting was amazing.
"I would like to know what is the worst movie you've ever seen"
This... This is the worst. Nothing makes sense in this movie.
"Dash Cam" is by far the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't bring myself to watch "Madame Web".
Truly honestly, what were they thinking when making a Madame Webb movie the only character that got more movies was venom and that is soon coming to an end
0:26 Mellverse don’t know if you’re reading this, but I wanted to answer your question on what the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It was cuties. I’m just gonna say about that movie. It was absolutely disgusting. It made me feel uncomfortable.
Bro how do you get the 2 of the most beautiful and talented women know in cinema history and still fuck it up 🤦🏽♂️😂
like can she physically not open cans???... should they have given her a bottle?
She Most Likely Didn't Want To Drink It Because With The Amount Of Scenes They Had Her Have A Pepsi I Think She Didn't Want To Keep Drinking For Multiple Takes. Or Maybe She Just Doesn't Like Soda.
Rise of Skywalker was the worst movie I have ever seen. Mainly because of how much it needed to spark my interest for Star Wars again. Unfortunately it turned out to be a stinky Poo imo.
That BEN PARKER is PETER PARKER’s uncle. That pregnant woman is peter parker mom and that is PETER PARKER on her stomach.
Growing up watching Spiderman The Animated Series made me excited for this movie but they done took a shit on that character 🤣
I want to see if I understand this, is her character arc that she stops hating children?
I have not seen this before, thank you for cutting the time spent watching with this edit💛
Different spiders gives you different abilities
I thought he went into this only to be disappointed... But he was disappointed even before the movie started 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does anyone notice in Marvel's Spider-Man, you have a side quest (I think) with this old lady in a chair and she's blind. But she mentions that she can still 'sense' or 'feel'? I haven't played it in a while but my guess is a Madame Web reference.
Mell roasting the script lit has me weak😂 I also tried to watch this movie drunk and it pissed me off😂❤
i wonder what he did drunk after the movie lol
I’m not saying I will but If I find it I will watch it as a so bad it’s good movie also Eziekel is so badly dubbed I I’m tempted to put in audio from Kung pow. Not to mention why couldn’t they just make a Pepsi man movie since there’s so much in this.
Still thinking of giving that other upcoming movie....kraven was it (? the one about the hunter?) a go when it comes out?
Sony tied to cook, but they burned down the studio 😆
It's like the Community scene when Donald Glover (Troy) opens the apartment door and everything is on fire.
I'm impressed with their lack of dedication to the Marvel by Sony films 😂
I wish they could've done better with the movie
WHY DID THE BALLOONS DO THAT TO YOU
Hey Mellow I have a question
What song do you use for your intro
At around 5:25, we all collectively see the instant Uncle Ben was ready to go. "I'd rather be taken out than continue this conversation."
The word on the streets of Hollywood is that Sony Studios was in danger of losing the ownership rights of Spider-Man to Marvel Studios, again. So, Sony greenlighted this trash movie for the purpose of keeping the rights of Spider-Man. But, I feel sorry for the female director of this movie. Her career in Hollywood might be over before it ever begins. The writing of this "movie" is so bad. ✍️ The actors knew this as well. That's why their performances are so terrible. But anyway, great and fun reaction Mello! 👍🏿
Just your reaction to the studio logo shows you how much you’re gonna have a bad time.
"Yes I can, I'm the main character dumbass" hahahaha😂
What the hell is this movie about '' bro I asked the same thing watching this movie
I said the same thing about that "spray paint spider-man lotus CW cosplay suit"
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron?
Morbius is a way better movie than this because at least we got to see him use his powers a lot.
You definitely needed that bottle to get through this movie. 🗑️
I tried watching it buzzed from some wine and could not get past the first 10 minutes. So now I will try to watch it with you.
37:40 he sounds so normal not being dubbed 😂 one scene they decided his line was good enough to keep 💀
Now imagine if this movie was about these four against that multi verse hopping race that survives off of devouring Spider people.
I feel so bad for Dakota. Her agent screwed her over so bad, along with everyone behind this film 😭
Another Sony Marvel film 🥶
8:37 brotha uuhhhhhh😂😂😂
All of the Spider-Man offshoots from the MCU that are supposed tonbe connected to Tom Hollands version have not been good.
I keep forgetting Kraven is even coming out at some point.
Mello is the real MVP. You saved me from watching this disaster of a movie. I have been looking forward to this for many years. Glad I didn't have to watch it
That was rough 🕷🤬
drinking game: take a shot for time the actors perform bad acting...your drunk 30 minutes in
40:46 It was from Spider-Man 2.
This was not the way to do a movie full of feminism as a superhero movie. The Catwoman with Halle Berry is brilliant because it's sexy, feminine, campy, and it actually makes sense. The camera angles may be trash, but it's entirely too iconic to be bad. Men just hate it because they don't get how campy and feminine it is. But Madame Web is trash because a lot doesn't make sense. There was no real direction. They wanted to show strong women as superheros but never actually showed us 😀🤣.
It’s a cookie
I always argue that only soft goods can be called cookies as it comes from the word for cake in Dutch, where as biscuit means cooked and dried. So they're biscuits or crackers.
What about animal crackers? Pretty much the samething... 🤷🏾♂️
23:04 for a divorce 😂😂😂😂😂
Dawg maze runner scorch trials? where it at 😭😭
"No Diddy"😂🤣
The killer wasn't Webb swinging because they don't naturally have the ability to produce webs and shoot them the only Spider-Man that can do that is Tobey Maguire Spider-Man and Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield Spider-Man who created web fluid and web shooters it doesn't come out of your bodies
He was web swinging they literally show him doing the starter animation into web swinging. They just didn't show him actually swinging. You can literally see his arm go up like his about to start swinging and jump into the start of the swing like three times.
Loved your reaction Mello 😄
I did not know this came out in theaters 😂
It hit U.S. theaters back in February.
They did the madam Web movie because they were desperate for money, and some exec knew they'd have a better chance of that if they linked this crap to the spiderverse 😂😂😂
Drunk Mell is gods gift to earth 16:37🤣🤣
Thanks for making the movie watchable, you are the best
12:30 this scene was so awkward
YUCK!
THIS MOVIE US HORRIBLE!
Dakota Johnson regrets being in the movie and didn't know what the hell was going on with the script as it was going through rewrites and even said in an interview that Madame Web made no sense being part of the Spiderman Universe.
I feel bad for Dakota
@@tvalokibatman6563why shes terrible lmao
I really thought the whole anti "woke" people were hating on this movie because it was female lead and had alot of female leads and was jumping on the bandwagon and hating this film just because (which has happened). But dayum, I didnt imagine this film would be this bad, I watched it finally a few weeks ago, damn this film was trash! Had an interesting premise but went nowhere with it! And why tease us with these so called spider heroes with awesome looking costumes and abilities and dont even have them in the damn film???? Got me again like the trailer to Bridge to Terabithia!! At least while that trailer duped me as well, I still got a decent film out of it 🤷🏽♂
Why is everybody saying this movie is trash this movie was so good it www a masterpiece
When this come out?
39:56 You delivered those lines better than anything in the entire ... let's say... movie.
Worst movie: me, myself and Irene. I straight walked out and stumbled upon the Bourne identity. Thank you 😂😂😂❤
I like how we both dislike this movie but for different reasons 💀
And this, kids, is why we make sure we hire an EDITOR when we use AI to write our scripts.
Awesome reaction of my favorite Marvel movie!!!!!!😊😊😊😊
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