Okay, so as a sans speedrunner myself, a couple of mistakes: 1. At first you move to the left while the center is a safer spot 2. Bad weapon, use the knife, takes less time. 3. You hit too late, the hit registers even if the marker is 100% off 4. Almost every time you got hit lol. 5. If you spare sans once, the text he gives you at this point is much shorter, only two dialogue boxes. 6. It's faster to tank 3-4 damage at the later parts of the fight to instead of dodging around moving to mercy.
**let’s just get to the point.** **it’s a beautiful day outside, birds are chirping...** **kids like you..** **here we go.** **what, do you think i’m just gonna sit there and take it?** **our reports showed a massive anomaly in the spacetime continuum. timelines left and right, starting and ending..** **ugh... that being said, you like swinging that thing around, huh?** **listen. friendship... it’s really great, right? let’s quit fighting.** **welp... it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?** **sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the anomaly was doing this ‘cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.** *the REAL battle finally begins.* **and maybe all they needed was... i dunno... some good food, some bad laughs. some nice friends. but that’s ridiculous, right? yeah. you’re he type of person who won’t EVER be happy. you’ll keep consuming timelines over and over. until... well.. hey, take it from me, kid. someday, you gotta learn when to QUIT. and that day’s TODAY. cause... y’see... all this fighting is really tiring me out.** **...and if you keep pushing me... then i’ll be forced to use my special attack.** *Sans is planning something.* **yeah. my special attack. sound familiar? well, get ready, ‘cause after the next move, i’m going to use it, so, if you don’t want to see it, now would be a good time to die.** *You feel your sins crawl up your back.* **well, here goes nothing. are you ready? survive THIS, and i’ll show you my special attack!** **huff.. puff... alright, that’s it, time for my special attack. are you ready? here goes nothing.** **yep. that’s right. it’s literally nothing. and it never be anything, either. heh heh heh... get it?** **i know i can’t beat you. one of your turns... you’re gonna kill me. so, uh. i’ve decided... it’s not gonna BE your turn. ever. i’m just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?** **you’re, uh, very determined, aren’t you? you’ll never give up, even if there’s uh... absolutely no benefit to persevering, whatsoever. if i can make that clear, no matter what. you’ll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil... but just because you think you can... and because you “can”... you “have to”... so, uh... the most “determined” thing you can do here is to, uh, completely give up. and.. (yawn) do litterally anything else.** **ZzZzz** **heh. did you really think you would be-** (999999 damage) **so... guess that’s it, huh? just... don’t say i didn’t warn you. welp. i’m going to grillby’s.**
Welcomed you Underground with open arms you knew How fragile their souls were to your abuse I let you roam around care free They're not your enemies All this time Determination served as your lone guide Mercy or genocide yours to decide But consequences they increase You will answer to me I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine Might be fun But your brutality can't be undone And you know you don't want to get dunked on So contemplate your cruelty Only killers play dirty Spare their lives Consider twice before being unkind Or you will end up having a bad time No puns to make because it's true The joke will be on you I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine So I've got a question for ya Do you think even the worst person can change That everyone can be a good person if they just try
There’s actually timesave in this speedrun, Shayy has a video where he had dream luck in Genocide, and he said that a perfect sans would be really rare (even worse than the puzzle papyrus gives you) and only saves a few seconss
Welcomed you Underground with open arms you knew How fragile their souls were to your abuse I let you roam around care free They're not your enemies All this time Determination served as your lone guide Mercy or genocide yours to decide But consequences they increase You will answer to me I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine Might be fun But your brutality can't be undone And you know you don't want to get dunked on So contemplate your cruelty Only killers play dirty Spare their lives Consider twice before being unkind Or you will end up having a bad time No puns to make because it's true The joke will be on you I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine So I've got a question for ya Do you think even the worst person can change That everyone can be a good person if they just try
is it just me that thinks there should have been an alternate ending where flowey takes the human souls while sans and we are fighting and get a save when the battle starts, and when we kill sans he just loads the save back
@@nobodyjustgo.2943 i know, i meant that sans and flowey works together to make us not kill everyone so like before we kill sans flowey takes a save and loads it back when we kill sans
@@smau1037 to answer your question, yes I am and also you can just memorize Sans moves like the first and last attack after a while I did that and for some reason I couldn’t do the same with Undyne
Could save quite a bit of time if you immediately attacked without doing the switch to act then back to fight every time for the menu bone part. You would take 1-2 ticks of damage from the menu bone but you had excess health.
Does this have to be on official software, because I only have a chrome book for bad time simulator and a switch with undertale on it. I did a bad time sim run in 4 56 with 84 hp left by the end no items, and I want to record one. So do I need official software for it to count.
LOL when your friend messaged you at the most crucial point of the run
i finally beat sans today and watching this made me felt like nothing lmao
I no hit sans on yt
defeating it is not bad at all
@@PapunaOfficial yeah it is? it really depends on who's playing.
Here’s a like to feel slightly more significant
@@eddykidplayzyt appreciate it
**thinks back to Jacksepticeye and how it took him so long to complete**
I beat Sans on the 18th try
It took me like 1hour...
@@EiRal I beat sans on my 8th try ;-)
Haha, I never fought him!
So does that count as 0 attempts?
Hehe...
Jack had to use cheat sheets by writing down all of Sanses moves on a paper
@@iluvchric0510 lol
**does speedrun and doesnt se dialogue**
Being faster than the light leaves you in the darkness
Dev: This is the fight more hard of our game!
Speedrunners: 5 Mins.
@darkmonster189 by the time I learn those patterns I would have to play from my grave
It’s funny, you know
Hours people spent on this
But in their world
It lasted about 5 Minutes.
Fun Fact: The Ballet Shoes has the fastest attack animation of all the weapons, which is what we use in Genocide speedruns of the game.
Okay, so as a sans speedrunner myself, a couple of mistakes:
1. At first you move to the left while the center is a safer spot
2. Bad weapon, use the knife, takes less time.
3. You hit too late, the hit registers even if the marker is 100% off
4. Almost every time you got hit lol.
5. If you spare sans once, the text he gives you at this point is much shorter, only two dialogue boxes.
6. It's faster to tank 3-4 damage at the later parts of the fight to instead of dodging around moving to mercy.
@Oye Hoye for real
Now show us your speedrun
Just because he notices mistakes doesn’t mean he has to have a speedrun
**let’s just get to the point.**
**it’s a beautiful day outside, birds are chirping...**
**kids like you..**
**here we go.**
**what, do you think i’m just gonna sit there and take it?**
**our reports showed a massive anomaly in the spacetime continuum. timelines left and right, starting and ending..**
**ugh... that being said, you like swinging that thing around, huh?**
**listen. friendship... it’s really great, right? let’s quit fighting.**
**welp... it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?**
**sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the anomaly was doing this ‘cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.**
*the REAL battle finally begins.*
**and maybe all they needed was... i dunno... some good food, some bad laughs. some nice friends. but that’s ridiculous, right? yeah. you’re he type of person who won’t EVER be happy. you’ll keep consuming timelines over and over. until... well.. hey, take it from me, kid. someday, you gotta learn when to QUIT. and that day’s TODAY. cause... y’see... all this fighting is really tiring me out.**
**...and if you keep pushing me... then i’ll be forced to use my special attack.**
*Sans is planning something.*
**yeah. my special attack. sound familiar? well, get ready, ‘cause after the next move, i’m going to use it, so, if you don’t want to see it, now would be a good time to die.**
*You feel your sins crawl up your back.*
**well, here goes nothing. are you ready? survive THIS, and i’ll show you my special attack!**
**huff.. puff... alright, that’s it, time for my special attack. are you ready? here goes nothing.**
**yep. that’s right. it’s literally nothing. and it never be anything, either. heh heh heh... get it?**
**i know i can’t beat you. one of your turns... you’re gonna kill me. so, uh. i’ve decided... it’s not gonna BE your turn. ever. i’m just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?**
**you’re, uh, very determined, aren’t you? you’ll never give up, even if there’s uh... absolutely no benefit to persevering, whatsoever. if i can make that clear, no matter what. you’ll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil... but just because you think you can... and because you “can”... you “have to”... so, uh... the most “determined” thing you can do here is to, uh, completely give up. and.. (yawn) do litterally anything else.**
**ZzZzz**
**heh. did you really think you would be-**
(999999 damage)
**so... guess that’s it, huh? just... don’t say i didn’t warn you. welp. i’m going to grillby’s.**
*papyrus, do you want anything?*
**turns to dust**
Welcomed you Underground with open arms you knew How fragile their souls were to your abuse I let you roam around care free They're not your enemies All this time Determination served as your lone guide Mercy or genocide yours to decide But consequences they increase You will answer to me I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine Might be fun But your brutality can't be undone And you know you don't want to get dunked on So contemplate your cruelty Only killers play dirty Spare their lives Consider twice before being unkind Or you will end up having a bad time No puns to make because it's true The joke will be on you I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine So I've got a question for ya Do you think even the worst person can change That everyone can be a good person if they just try
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@@jakepacebalzan2603 holy shit why am i getting replys to my dead brother now bruh
incredible work you deserve more subscribers
In total, he got hit 6 time, 4 of wich were in de final attack. Thats frickin impressive
There’s actually timesave in this speedrun, Shayy has a video where he had dream luck in Genocide, and he said that a perfect sans would be really rare (even worse than the puzzle papyrus gives you) and only saves a few seconss
If you do without healing and fast attack and skipping dialogue thats the best speedrun
Times getting hit: 4 or 5
Man, I never played undertale but this makes cuphead look easy
ur right its really hard
4:50 I don't know if this is an actual meassage from ur friend or just the game trying to distract you lol
Creator: "I was screaming the whole time.
My guy Sans is out of control. I calm down buddy.
The sans fight has 23 turns in total according to my calculations, meaning that it is almost 2 times longer than the undyne the undying fight.
how do you do this with like 26 hp remaining without any items?
Owen Fang practice, as a speedrunner he probably fought sans many times, and can predict him.
If you have lynx reflexes !!! LOL
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why is the last part so hard those lasers
Welcomed you Underground with open arms you knew How fragile their souls were to your abuse I let you roam around care free They're not your enemies All this time Determination served as your lone guide Mercy or genocide yours to decide But consequences they increase You will answer to me I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine Might be fun But your brutality can't be undone And you know you don't want to get dunked on So contemplate your cruelty Only killers play dirty Spare their lives Consider twice before being unkind Or you will end up having a bad time No puns to make because it's true The joke will be on you I exist outside it Even if restarted Your actions won't erase Nothing safe from my eyes You might but numbers don't lie I can see your real face So tell me Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Or kindness in your eyes Execute execute execute if you want Retribution for your crimes Were you honest with yourself 'Cause I'll know When I take a look inside Is there love is there love is there love in your heart Then judgement will be mine So I've got a question for ya Do you think even the worst person can change That everyone can be a good person if they just try
me: *plays undertale genocide and fight sans with toy sword*
me after kill sans:im hate genocide
Put on 2x and it looks hard xD
It is hard on normal
Cadbo09 the sans battle isn’t hard
I did die 1 time tho :I
But it’s mostly about focus and predictions
Ender kelly ok
Sans is ez
5:05 this is sans on coke
this took my 3 days to beat.. bruh. I feel worthless
is it just me that thinks there should have been an alternate ending where flowey takes the human souls while sans and we are fighting and get a save when the battle starts, and when we kill sans he just loads the save back
Sans cant do anything agaisnt omega flowey.
@@nobodyjustgo.2943 i know, i meant that sans and flowey works together to make us not kill everyone so like before we kill sans flowey takes a save and loads it back when we kill sans
@@lrekku ohh sorry for misunderstanding
It was 5 minutes, but it did feel like an hour
This boss is so easy in my opinion you just need to memorize his attacks then it’s so easy i find Undyne harder
Same
wtf you guys crazy? undyne the undying is easy.
@@smau1037 to answer your question, yes I am and also you can just memorize Sans moves like the first and last attack after a while I did that and for some reason I couldn’t do the same with Undyne
Why does the song seems slightly slower than normal?
Remixes are typically faster; If you listen to the original again, it may seem slower
Ikr
Its because he is faster than it
When you are god:
The song makes the game faster but not faster
5 minutes WORLD RECORD!
first hit here: 1:59
Could save quite a bit of time if you immediately attacked without doing the switch to act then back to fight every time for the menu bone part. You would take 1-2 ticks of damage from the menu bone but you had excess health.
why equip the glove and not the knife?
the extra attacks waste time!
Pvt.N00B well really it did not matter if he used anythin because sans always has one health point
Combat 380 In a speedrun, the time wasted matters!
It's faster. Think about it.
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I died 6 months ago
@@Pvt.N00B Dying is gay
now do no hit sans speedrun
Does this have to be on official software, because I only have a chrome book for bad time simulator and a switch with undertale on it. I did a bad time sim run in 4 56 with 84 hp left by the end no items, and I want to record one. So do I need official software for it to count.
i beat this record by like 3 seconds from that
I actually did the same thing he did, but without speedruning
how do you speedrun sans with the fckin ballet shoes
i loved it
Pain
You earned a new subscriber me
If you were to use the knife, wouldn't that be faster, because there's only one bar to time with the knife but two with the weapon you were using?
Burnt pan heals +4 more HP per food. So that's helpful.
@@edgyboi830 --| you don't need healing in speedruns
cooooooooool
Y quien coño es Complexity???
I subscribed
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Fact about me I am super noob of undertale
When you have exactly 69 subs
Niiiiicccceeeeeeeee
Nice xD
gg mess
Nice
Almost no it
how
ON MY WAY TO CHARA TO STOP GAGHA GRINGE!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!
Sans is cheating thats unfair bruh.
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I did a speedrun of 05:39
Wait wh- r/woosh me but I dont understand
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Lol I make that on cellphone
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ı am 15 munites
Hola
U punny humans lol
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This is ez
u probably dont even play undertale and just know sans or something its not easy
@@smau1037 u can literally check
@@smau1037 i did a no hit
do you get girls if not i am here
Howwww
Lol
what the fuck
I beat him faster it was really hard to beat him under 2 minutes
Goldenaustin99 U fake bastartd
No you didn't
It takes more than 2 minutes to skip the dialogue.
Goldenaustin99 unless your fingers are as fast as the flash I doubt you did it under 2 minutes
Prove it.