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  • @TerminalMontage
    @TerminalMontage  2 года назад +738

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    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 2 года назад +17

      Based.

    • @popuied6688
      @popuied6688 2 года назад +15

      Bruh, when I got the Patreon credits, my ticking clock was on rhythm with the timing of the credits going by. It really sold the ominous atmosphere for me lol.

    • @kaylaelrod8527
      @kaylaelrod8527 Год назад +4

      I want it now but I can't🥺😭🤕😿😔✊
      F in the chat​

    • @Placeholder_DER
      @Placeholder_DER Год назад +4

      Carl the intern, and perry the platypus.

    • @nks08_
      @nks08_ Год назад +1

      Carl.

  • @kholdkhaos64ray11
    @kholdkhaos64ray11 4 года назад +26664

    "I'm sorry sir. Satire is a type of joke. I'm going to have to fine you $42,530."

  • @omato2288
    @omato2288 3 года назад +6479

    Side effects of turning 13 include:
    - being unable to see color
    - being unable to hear music and sounds
    - being unable to use slang

    • @MayoTF2
      @MayoTF2 3 года назад +348

      Another side effect: being unable to move.

    • @MahallekHuvalTharubkan
      @MahallekHuvalTharubkan 3 года назад +45

      pretty sure it's the complete opposite word for word. 13 and youngers only have half a brain until then

    • @tenelum9865
      @tenelum9865 3 года назад +39

      Turned 13 three months ago and I can confirm

    • @justv1bin
      @justv1bin 3 года назад +33

      - being unable to see animation

    • @Spudge7613
      @Spudge7613 2 года назад +5

      I got a month left
      Better enjoy it

  • @th1rt3
    @th1rt3 4 года назад +3178

    ‘How is your healthcare’ sounds like a threat

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 2 года назад +1814

    Bruh they litterally said "how do we make this platform more kid friendly?"
    And answered "stop paying all the kid friendly creators"

    • @thesomethingandsomethingshow
      @thesomethingandsomethingshow 2 года назад +13

      🤣

    • @nhantnt
      @nhantnt Год назад +49

      Meanwhile having an entire platform directed for kids.

    • @the_blue_jay_raptor
      @the_blue_jay_raptor Год назад +11

      We need a new platform to replace youtube, perhaps nebula or why can't they add an account system where you need to be 13+ to use it

    • @therealmeditoonglove
      @therealmeditoonglove Год назад +4

      this will become a corn site

    • @lauraikoko
      @lauraikoko Год назад +1

      @@the_blue_jay_raptorthey do,but they should add an age verification system

  • @thanosdevito
    @thanosdevito 4 года назад +7375

    This is the most elaborate complaint I've ever seen.

    • @BIGstonks
      @BIGstonks 4 года назад +60

      but it is compliant

    • @polnf1
      @polnf1 4 года назад +5

      polnf

    • @pedrovski2005
      @pedrovski2005 4 года назад +13

      Wise words from someone called Thanos Devito

    • @theodoreallen734
      @theodoreallen734 4 года назад +9

      A compliant complaint

    • @AceOfRats
      @AceOfRats 3 года назад

      your profile picture

  • @dr.1277
    @dr.1277 4 года назад +11656

    That ”What do you think of oxygen?”
    ”Breathable” is like some top tier surreal comedy.

    • @mikejameson7678
      @mikejameson7678 4 года назад +296

      @Tenoki
      "What do you think of... computers?"
      - "Technological"

    • @NO122221
      @NO122221 4 года назад +166

      @@mikejameson7678 computable

    • @DanteTheBreadGoddess
      @DanteTheBreadGoddess 4 года назад +64

      It’s funny because it’s unexpected

    • @Hes_Gone
      @Hes_Gone 4 года назад +8

      lmao

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 4 года назад +36

      Oxygen by itself isn't actually all too breathable.

  • @opadrip
    @opadrip 4 года назад +5706

    "We're content creators, not babysitters." -Someone.

    • @MaxDoesThings
      @MaxDoesThings 4 года назад +102

      Ya kno. No one couldn't have said that any better than that "someone"

    • @uhoh6706
      @uhoh6706 4 года назад +172

      Replace “someone” with “any body with a working brain” and I’ll agree with you

    • @sh4rky937
      @sh4rky937 4 года назад +39

      Welcome to RUclips are newest feature is coppa. Coppa makes sponge bob and gum ball blocks and squares and if your is RUclips then we will turn you into babysitters please 3 year olds come into baby tube.

    • @Robin-jc8ij
      @Robin-jc8ij 4 года назад +3

      1k like

    • @nickolascrousillat4265
      @nickolascrousillat4265 4 года назад +8

      Everyone who dropped out of college.
      -James

  • @ripme123l7
    @ripme123l7 2 года назад +2947

    “Animation is for kids!”
    Literally every animation series that has violence, gore, and other inappropriate content: **are we a joke to you?**

    • @PromethealBee
      @PromethealBee 2 года назад +127

      literally just anime, just say anime, or basically any cartoon, i mean most cartoons, wait... yeah any cartoon..

    • @troyscribner4342
      @troyscribner4342 2 года назад +42

      @@PromethealBee nice stroke.

    • @someminainabasement6875
      @someminainabasement6875 2 года назад +16

      @@PromethealBee no not any cartoons wth?

    • @fingernailcollector7794
      @fingernailcollector7794 2 года назад +11

      @@someminainabasement6875 maybe adult cartoons?

    • @bleedee4003
      @bleedee4003 2 года назад +32

      @@PromethealBee Happy tree Friends

  • @ozemandea18
    @ozemandea18 4 года назад +3092

    This honestly seems like something the pixies from the fairly odd parents would make.

    • @villager9874
      @villager9874 4 года назад +149

      But the difference is the pixies have more character then coppa

    • @Novaliod
      @Novaliod 4 года назад +9

      @@villager9874 pretty much, yeah

    • @a_pufferfish3468
      @a_pufferfish3468 4 года назад +4

      ozemandea18 I would say more like those gnomes or whatever that wear suits

    • @andrewklotz4386
      @andrewklotz4386 4 года назад +4

      Is the end of terminal montage?

    • @villager9874
      @villager9874 4 года назад +9

      @@a_pufferfish3468 thats what pixies are

  • @Shyghost22
    @Shyghost22 4 года назад +5950

    "I killed a guy, you?"
    "I had color in my video."

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 4 года назад +113

      Pewdiegrump: Well I was playing fortni-
      *Gets shanked by the RUclips animator gang*

    • @xmo6612
      @xmo6612 4 года назад +13

      Your the reasone this is happening little kids getting on youtube while their mom is away not watching them thats why this is rated t for teen because it's 13+ yet you still clicked on this video even when it says "13+" that's why on the agreement thing it said you have to be 13+ to make a account

    • @numbercube7341
      @numbercube7341 4 года назад +7

      Outrageous

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 года назад +11

      @@xmo6612 ok boomer

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 4 года назад +5

      Too bad this is real life

  • @GenericGMR
    @GenericGMR 4 года назад +7862

    You know something is wrong when Jeremy has to make a serious video

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 2 года назад +730

    I think the “this is my p-…nothing” as it slowly fades out of existence is probably one of the most existentially scary things I’ve ever seen

    • @bluedye4087
      @bluedye4087 Год назад +4

      Overdramatic af

    • @embreadiment
      @embreadiment Год назад +20

      ​@@bluedye4087let a comment be a comment

    • @Cleanevilreal
      @Cleanevilreal Год назад

      @@bluedye4087 necrocomment

    • @just1rando
      @just1rando Год назад +4

      @@embreadiment I mean he sorta has a point

    • @orangelessjuice
      @orangelessjuice Год назад +2

      Dude, we all know you didn't put nearly that amount of thought into a fade effect on a gray box.

  • @epicallyepicguy7710
    @epicallyepicguy7710 4 года назад +1539

    “How is your health insurance?”
    That just sounds like a threat

    • @greatlife1047
      @greatlife1047 4 года назад +18

      I guess you could think of it as a threat to a lot of us with COPPA coming.

    • @cjmarshall7970
      @cjmarshall7970 4 года назад +31

      “Apparently it’s great!”

    • @rosem325
      @rosem325 4 года назад +1

      Was about to respond this lol

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 4 года назад +3

      @@cjmarshall7970 Oh God, Team Four Star is going to get kicked in the nads.

    • @soapytoepics
      @soapytoepics 4 года назад +1

      Maybe dont come to school tomorrow

  • @lordfrog7549
    @lordfrog7549 4 года назад +2205

    We all know that adults cant see colours

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +98

      when you turn 13 you just become colorblind, that's how it works

    • @randon19yearold
      @randon19yearold 4 года назад +80

      According to coppa, Adult life is devoid of all life, fun, and colors. People who work for coppa probably know that too well and think it is supposed to happen to everyone

    • @oofman6744
      @oofman6744 4 года назад +20

      WHY HAVE I GONE COLORBLIND WHAT THE HELL

    • @lancethedecayedguardian2719
      @lancethedecayedguardian2719 4 года назад +36

      Can confirm, when I woke up on my 18th birthday everything was in black and white and I was automatically wearing a suit and tie with tax payments on my lap

    • @thisisaterribleargument_but
      @thisisaterribleargument_but 4 года назад +8

      АРК because in Soviet Russia, the colors see you?

  • @daslyg
    @daslyg 4 года назад +980

    You know it's truely Coppa compliant when there's a comment section.

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 2 года назад +520

    What if you made a series where Carl and Perry had to find loopholes under the terrifying COPPA rule so they could slowly restore colour and joy to the world !

    • @simpleandrandom2199
      @simpleandrandom2199 Год назад +10

      Would be a cool series.

    • @maxthompson7107
      @maxthompson7107 Год назад +14

      That’d be something cool to keep us talking until the next big Something About video comes along.

    • @NickBrickLegoIsland
      @NickBrickLegoIsland Год назад +3

      @@maxthompson7107 2 hours ago?!
      I started something

    • @PogtatoDev
      @PogtatoDev Год назад

      @@NickBrickLegoIsland 2 weeks ago?!

    • @TherayYt_
      @TherayYt_ Год назад

      @@PogtatoDev 3 HOURS AGO?!!!

  • @superkitten950inactivewont6
    @superkitten950inactivewont6 4 года назад +10553

    2018: No edgy content
    2019: No kids content
    2020: no

    • @LaurenLost
      @LaurenLost 4 года назад +379

      2030: n vwls

    • @danielbarnes1241
      @danielbarnes1241 4 года назад +410

      @@LaurenLost It took me a disappointing amount of time to get this.

    • @1rewd133
      @1rewd133 4 года назад +102

      @Syphen just corporate content.
      RUclips, the new Netflix.

    • @arkadycheez
      @arkadycheez 4 года назад +14

      No

    • @Saturnlock
      @Saturnlock 4 года назад +12

      @Syphen precisely

  • @taiebt5026
    @taiebt5026 4 года назад +1798

    RUclips by this point is literally killing itself

    • @donovanfurse6355
      @donovanfurse6355 4 года назад +12

      true very true

    • @MrJonny-rj9jr
      @MrJonny-rj9jr 4 года назад +9

      why no try youtube premium ? and pay for a free content??
      i swear youtube..... kkkkkkk

    • @JosueLopez-kv8jp
      @JosueLopez-kv8jp 4 года назад +6

      RUclips:*initiate auto destruction*

    • @japhreal
      @japhreal 4 года назад +7

      2 bad things these past months
      Coppa and covid - 19
      Why is earth now hell

    • @david.ricardo
      @david.ricardo 4 года назад +6

      This time is not youtube's fault, They are forced to follow the COPPA policies which make no sense. I understand some regulations are necessary but the government has got to a point of absolute nonsense.

  • @thega.merdude
    @thega.merdude 4 года назад +9565

    The worst part is that none of this is exaggerated.

    • @ninjham1029
      @ninjham1029 4 года назад +210

      Zombie Jesus we don’t know yet if it’s exaggerated. It is very scary as creators are at the mercy of the FTC, but we don’t know yet how strict they are on this. The written stuff is badly written though

    • @IFoxide
      @IFoxide 4 года назад +27

      Ninjham badly written indeed, it hasn’t been updated since 1998

    • @Niggalodeon323
      @Niggalodeon323 4 года назад +8

      HyperDeath it was updated in 2013.

    • @rusks2265
      @rusks2265 4 года назад +1

      no

    • @someonesgenericfish0
      @someonesgenericfish0 4 года назад +24

      I can see yt going bankrupt

  • @epicboi55
    @epicboi55 2 года назад +132

    Coppa in other words: “you can exist as long as you don’t do anything”

  • @Lumina_Stars
    @Lumina_Stars 4 года назад +3562

    2018: No adult content on RUclips
    2019: No children's content on RUclips
    2020: No content on RUclips

    • @simple7708
      @simple7708 4 года назад +130

      2021: No internet

    • @elmothealmightygod
      @elmothealmightygod 4 года назад +93

      2021: No RUclips

    • @UnicaLuce
      @UnicaLuce 4 года назад +130

      2021: No RUclips
      2022: No Internet
      2023: No Humans

    • @Mayank-mf7xr
      @Mayank-mf7xr 4 года назад +74

      2025 : no earth

    • @wholesome2758
      @wholesome2758 4 года назад +45

      Article 13 in the EU: no memes, music, gaming videos, politic and informing videos.
      Eben videos which got uploaded twice and copyrighted material, even if you actually have the rights to use it, YT will just say: "Skididdle, Skidoodle, your account is now a noodle"

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 3 года назад +7143

    This is the greatest, most deliberate middle finger I’ve ever seen.

  • @16Vessel
    @16Vessel 4 года назад +1998

    "miniplayer is disabled for kids videos"
    "Comments are turned off"

    • @Octolicia
      @Octolicia 4 года назад +129

      You can't even hit the bell icon either.

    • @gigachad-jh1dh
      @gigachad-jh1dh 4 года назад +29

      Malicia the Octoling FFFFUUUUUUUU

    • @9dash
      @9dash 4 года назад +161

      It really fucking annoys me that they disabled miniplayer. What could that possible do to endanger children?!? Absolutely fucking nothing!

    • @balls344
      @balls344 4 года назад +48

      COPPA is the new black plague of the world

    • @samanthakittle
      @samanthakittle 4 года назад +86

      The fact that miniplayer is gone is annoying enough but for me its that you cant even save them to playlists anymore.

  • @chronicallycrude4149
    @chronicallycrude4149 2 года назад +119

    2 years later and the only thing I can still think to say is that if they're too lazy to monitor their own children's media consumption, then they shouldn't have kids.

  • @kawaiiprincess3607
    @kawaiiprincess3607 4 года назад +3162

    This feels like a creepypasta without hyper realistic blood or disturbing imagery

    • @isaiahlozano5301
      @isaiahlozano5301 4 года назад +126

      Because it gives a more ominous feeling, with the music and the bland shapes gives off the mood of the video, heck if you pause the talking for about 15 seconds you could do a jumpscare and succeed in it

    • @HHLLLLNN
      @HHLLLLNN 4 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @kawaiiprincess3607
      @kawaiiprincess3607 4 года назад +38

      @@isaiahlozano5301 Not gonna lie, I half expected some kind of Jumpscare. The only question is what would a boring Coppa video use as a Jumpscare? Another grey rectangle?

    • @smolderingawesome
      @smolderingawesome 4 года назад +22

      since no animation is allowed (somehow) it would just turn the entire screen black or gray

    • @isaiahlozano5301
      @isaiahlozano5301 4 года назад +9

      @@kawaiiprincess3607 the face of Susan something ( the head of the company )

  • @justinv3784
    @justinv3784 3 года назад +3215

    The best way of explaining censorship is this: you can’t eat steak because a baby can’t chew it

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 2 года назад +177

      You can’t play any arcade game because some kid doesn’t have money to play it.

    • @dimwit47_
      @dimwit47_ 2 года назад

      Unless you force it down their throat

    • @LutasticLu
      @LutasticLu 2 года назад +67

      I think at this point of time, ‘mommy’ and ‘daddy’ might be non-Coppa friendly

    • @ConetheCone
      @ConetheCone 2 года назад +42

      @@LutasticLu considering the amount of phrases those 2 words can be used in the wrong context makes it so much worse

    • @jordanmatthews1466
      @jordanmatthews1466 2 года назад +42

      Censorship wouldn't be necessary if parents would actually...ya know...parent their fuckin kids.

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 4 года назад +6016

    “Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.” -Mark Twain.

    • @bellbito7318
      @bellbito7318 4 года назад +137

      @@theholocron323 what?

    • @michellejones4857
      @michellejones4857 4 года назад +101

      @@bellbito7318 he's b8ing

    • @lizardman7718
      @lizardman7718 4 года назад +55

      The Holocron yeah he did. I would no because I was there when he said it

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 4 года назад +264

      "Just type words between quotation marks and people will always believe it's real."
      - *Christopher Columbus, killing an antisemite jew in 1739*

    • @GreenieGuest
      @GreenieGuest 4 года назад +128

      “This quote is definitely not fake.” -Julius Caesar

  • @RealRaizo
    @RealRaizo 2 года назад +104

    I like how they put "fun" and "free stuff" because it appeals too much to children. I guess when you hit the age of 13 you immediately stop being able to have fun. And God forbid you see *anything* that doesn't cost money!

    • @J3D1D14H
      @J3D1D14H 5 месяцев назад +2

      that last sentence though - how much more true can you get?

  • @lasagnalover1185
    @lasagnalover1185 3 года назад +3613

    now, it's not even that youtube doesn't favor animators.
    They are literally hunting them down at this point.

    • @mcspazzyt6705
      @mcspazzyt6705 3 года назад +70

      *Shorts tik tok copy and paste amplifies*
      Seriously though, as I’ve gotten older I’ve started hating RUclips and Disney even more for business practices. Actually sucks for people trying to make a living with creative content.

    • @UserStupidity
      @UserStupidity 3 года назад +4

      @@mcspazzyt6705 it's not yt it was literally forced onto yt

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 3 года назад +36

      @@UserStupidity coppa was NOT forced onto RUclips they made their own choice on signing a contract that forced them to do this

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 3 года назад +19

      @@UserStupidity sorry if I seemed rude there lol I just really hate coppa

    • @UserStupidity
      @UserStupidity 3 года назад

      @@bigbird4481 I thought it was because a lot of ytbers basically said so

  • @seztama
    @seztama 4 года назад +927

    This is complete horror when our boy Jeremy has to make this.

    • @thewheezychannel9473
      @thewheezychannel9473 4 года назад +23

      Yeah, no joke its kinda disturbing in a way

    • @brunoabarca3754
      @brunoabarca3754 4 года назад +18

      no no. "Boy Jeremy"
      Gimme $42k

    • @terminus6344
      @terminus6344 4 года назад +2

      It's literally 1984 (the book if you were confused)

    • @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623
      @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623 4 года назад +4

      ‘Adult male’ Jeremy*
      Gotta watch what you’re saying, or COPPA will fine you.

    • @seztama
      @seztama 4 года назад +1

      THE TOASTY WU-LIN DOCTOR exactly

  • @no-lifenoah7861
    @no-lifenoah7861 4 года назад +615

    This is what small children in cartoons think adults do all day.

    • @JYoungbloodVO
      @JYoungbloodVO 4 года назад +20

      But the sad thing is that ADULT POLITICIANS are thinking up these laws...

    • @sappyme
      @sappyme 4 года назад +11

      -work
      -work
      -more work
      -even more work
      -consume coffee
      -work
      -work
      -go to sleep
      (Repeat for the rest of your adulthood)

  • @namelessdragon330
    @namelessdragon330 2 года назад +74

    The constant single note spiraling downwards into a madness that cannot ever be expressed... Genuinely rose the hair on the back of my neck

  • @axolofa
    @axolofa 4 года назад +1649

    Jokes post-COPPA be like:
    "How was your day?"
    "Acceptable."

    • @m.i.t.h.1415
      @m.i.t.h.1415 4 года назад +65

      No *stories* allowed sir

    • @ZefVolk
      @ZefVolk 4 года назад +42

      A man walks in to a bar and engages in regular business activities appropriate for the setting.

    • @axolofa
      @axolofa 4 года назад +17

      @@m.i.t.h.1415 *wallet evaporates*

    • @ASA-ux7cg
      @ASA-ux7cg 4 года назад +4

      And how was your day?
      *G O O D*

    • @AA-yk5pd
      @AA-yk5pd 4 года назад

      Understandable Have a great day

  • @cxndygutz2722
    @cxndygutz2722 3 года назад +6615

    "Bright colors are for kids only!"
    Alcoholic drinks: *shivers*

    • @michaelb4415
      @michaelb4415 3 года назад +199

      Sorry, but we can't sell you it. Bright green muscle cars are only for kids under the age of 12.

    • @dangitgrandpas390
      @dangitgrandpas390 3 года назад +64

      D1ldos also shiver nervously

    • @iplaygames1497
      @iplaygames1497 3 года назад +30

      Me being colorblind

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 3 года назад +18

      vape: sweats

    • @KickyBuddy
      @KickyBuddy 3 года назад +3

      @@dangitgrandpas390 literally the opposite

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 4 года назад +1356

    How to get fined on RUclips: show color in a video.

  • @a_currently_existing_person
    @a_currently_existing_person Год назад +190

    COPPA's existence is the exact reason I spent almost a decade lying about my age, I knew how horrible it was

    • @deplizz7859
      @deplizz7859 Год назад

      it has not been a decade. people like you literally started the problem.

    • @dantepinochet
      @dantepinochet Год назад +7

      Same

    • @josem588
      @josem588 8 месяцев назад +1

      @butterbox155 is because in the us is normal that parents work all day so they can’t see what their kids do in internet

    • @Falcon-Actual
      @Falcon-Actual 6 месяцев назад

      exactly

    • @zorromagico4534
      @zorromagico4534 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@josem588 te entire world is not USA

  • @critch7514
    @critch7514 4 года назад +1474

    As we all know, this is how adults see the world

    • @WeskerUmbrella4
      @WeskerUmbrella4 4 года назад +98

      When you become an adult, you literally cease to exist as a person.
      FTC told me so so it must be true.

    • @rontom9112
      @rontom9112 4 года назад +31

      I'm 20 and can confirm. :(

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 года назад +1

      Critch 😂

    • @TheDaxter11
      @TheDaxter11 4 года назад +3

      as someone whos 20, these kinds of people can die in a fire

    • @thesupernintendokid4012
      @thesupernintendokid4012 4 года назад +7

      As we all know, Adults only talk about business and finance in grey suits.

  • @PeachyKeena_
    @PeachyKeena_ 4 года назад +1436

    The best subtle joke here is that the usual “ding” you’d hear in most RUclips videos is too kid friendly so it was replaced with the iMessage ding...

  • @foundlingfoundler8495
    @foundlingfoundler8495 4 года назад +2419

    It's sad and scary to see how emotionless this gets.

    • @charmanderfan1
      @charmanderfan1 4 года назад +139

      Coppa: emotion color and fun is for kids

    • @serenasommer9541
      @serenasommer9541 4 года назад +25

      R.I.P kirby

    • @invisanon
      @invisanon 4 года назад +27

      Welcome to the future we're headed.

    • @davidfalcon6550
      @davidfalcon6550 4 года назад +24

      @@charmanderfan1 That's explain a lot about society... wait, that's sounds very depressing

    • @ddp9941
      @ddp9941 4 года назад +11

      This. Scares me.

  • @wiggle143
    @wiggle143 2 года назад +74

    As a human over the age of thirteen years since my birth, i do in fact find this humorous

  • @laoxing2977
    @laoxing2977 4 года назад +4797

    -“What are you in for”
    -“Murder”
    “And you?”
    -“I made a RUclips animation”

  • @cray-seacoral
    @cray-seacoral 4 года назад +651

    They make young adult dystopian fiction about this for a reason.

    • @funkystudent8577
      @funkystudent8577 4 года назад +24

      I hate how accurate this is

    • @makeawishkid6542
      @makeawishkid6542 4 года назад

      Coral Ree u know 18+ content now there will be 13+ content on YT instead of P Hub

  • @zoiker3512
    @zoiker3512 3 года назад +3872

    Imagine blocking the word "fun" how disconnected from society you have to be to think it's a good idea

    • @ChrisnOut
      @ChrisnOut 3 года назад +157

      Robots can't feel fun. They only follow orders

    • @mf6610
      @mf6610 3 года назад +36

      You’d have no soul if so

    • @theladthatknowsstuff9901
      @theladthatknowsstuff9901 3 года назад +74

      50 year olds who have never talked to anyone who hasn't been in the government like them for the past 35 years like them.

    • @L1M.L4M
      @L1M.L4M 3 года назад +2

      Very

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 года назад +18

      The literal fun police

  • @3n3my33
    @3n3my33 2 года назад +49

    Yeah, when I entered high school I remember being suddenly unable to say "cool," "fun," "duh," and "whatever." I am a much happier and more compliant citizen now, I can't wait to wake up tomorrow for my 9-5 job

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Год назад +1

      Where does this 4 hour shift take place?

    • @3n3my33
      @3n3my33 Год назад

      oh actually I think I was trying to imply that I worked 5 am to 9 pm? didn't really come across tho if that was the case lol

    • @demonking3673
      @demonking3673 Год назад +1

      @@3n3my33 I had to work 12 hours a day, ya’ll are lucky

  • @Galvinize03
    @Galvinize03 3 года назад +12630

    Can't wait till the next episode when they discuss their mortgages.

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 года назад +253

      Mortgages like the ones seen in Monopoly?
      IS CHILDREN TARGETED

    • @intercakefederation
      @intercakefederation 3 года назад +51

      Children wish to learn about mortgages for the use of teaching their idiotic male parent
      Not child Friendly

    • @Theo_Jenkins
      @Theo_Jenkins 3 года назад +30

      Hey, when's the taxes episode?

    • @skiller5034
      @skiller5034 3 года назад +23

      I for one am looking forward to them discussing the stock market.

    • @burger84.
      @burger84. 3 года назад +4

      But kids can’t understand that!

  • @unknowncomputer9665
    @unknowncomputer9665 3 года назад +8567

    Hmm... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT AN *APP* FOR THOSE LITTLE GREMLINS.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +317

      The app is pretty cursed, though ;v;

    • @DorkyDogBoy
      @DorkyDogBoy 3 года назад +777

      @@JetFalcon710 that is youtubes problem, not ours

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +178

      @@DorkyDogBoy Good point

    • @cozzaronero
      @cozzaronero 3 года назад +279

      They made an app for those bastards and are continuing to destroy youtube

    • @that1dude474
      @that1dude474 3 года назад +260

      youtube: make videos that are suitable for kids!
      youtube kids: am i a joke to you
      youtube: *Y̴̡͎͘ ̶͓̖̀̕ ̴̳͗ ̸̣͕̮̃Ȩ̵̩͆̀͝ ̷̪̹̈́̈́̕ ̵̫̼̪͋ ̵̛͙̗͆̃S̷̞̜̟̿͑̋*

  • @bigtodd
    @bigtodd 4 года назад +2404

    Side effects of turning 13 include:
    Colorblindness
    Allergic reactions to certain foods
    Paralysis (because you can’t be moving)
    Everything becomes geometric

    • @Chaos_867
      @Chaos_867 3 года назад +88

      And last no fun
      Never having fun again in 2020

    • @shootingstardragon7764
      @shootingstardragon7764 3 года назад +23

      @@Chaos_867 what's fun?

    • @justatv9554
      @justatv9554 3 года назад +53

      @@shootingstardragon7764 Probably a snac- health insurance company

    • @petagriffin9883
      @petagriffin9883 3 года назад +5

      Forgetting how to play cod

    • @cobalt7248
      @cobalt7248 3 года назад +2

      @@Chaos_867 What's fun??

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    • @motivatedman9730
      @motivatedman9730 2 года назад +26

      Yoooo cool those are absolutely incredible designs by the way so cool and detailled !👍

    • @zair6591
      @zair6591 2 года назад +18

      Just saw the new video. Never expected to see these two characters again lol

    • @MrH.09
      @MrH.09 2 года назад +3

      ok

    • @Jackmoo101
      @Jackmoo101 2 года назад +4

      Epic

    • @poyosaquenmedecuba
      @poyosaquenmedecuba 2 года назад +3

      such a cool design

  • @VerticalCalzone
    @VerticalCalzone 4 года назад +4745

    This is the most biting satire I've seen in ages. So cold, so dystopian. Even with the complete lack of energy I can still feel the rage underneath

    • @JackrowValkov
      @JackrowValkov 4 года назад +43

      It reminds me what we're going towards: Equilibrium. COPPA is the Grammaton Clerics of RUclips. =/

    • @Squid2403
      @Squid2403 4 года назад +51

      @@JackrowValkov Actually COPPA just prevents RUclips from collecting data from kids, RUclips just thinks its easier to remove all kids content rather than not collect data from everyone who uses RUclips...

    • @east_bay_transit_nerd
      @east_bay_transit_nerd 4 года назад +15

      I think there’s a lot of things I see in here that sound similar to some books. They want to make a utopian thing, but end up with some dystopian society that fails

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +5

      @@Squid2403
      "But I wanna know what deyr up tooo !!!"

    • @knuti27
      @knuti27 4 года назад +8

      How about they just EULA-forbid under 13s from unguidedly using the service? It's not even like kids make up much of their users.

  • @maxelleasgadrah3974
    @maxelleasgadrah3974 4 года назад +2283

    “Protecting children’s privacy” by destroying everything they like?

    • @Relyhc
      @Relyhc 4 года назад +44

      Bad Omen So true

    • @cptcolgenltmajor9246
      @cptcolgenltmajor9246 4 года назад +83

      Not sure how watching a gameplay from video games is invasion of privacy? Apparently coppa knows better though

    • @roespo9842
      @roespo9842 4 года назад +37

      And fogetting about a little thing called "youtube kids"

    • @Orion-uy6xz
      @Orion-uy6xz 4 года назад +19

      Perhaps they should consider not stashing data on *e v e r y o n e*

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 4 года назад +16

      @@cptcolgenltmajor9246 it was because RUclips was collecting data from kids, but still not fair to punish creators too

  • @friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917
    @friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917 3 года назад +7341

    “What is that?”
    “This is my pe-“
    “Nothing.”
    *pet ceases to exist*

  • @ZYBERPUNKZ
    @ZYBERPUNKZ 4 года назад +1072

    “Hey what is that?” “Oh this is my pe-NOTHING...”

    • @bottlecapjazz341
      @bottlecapjazz341 4 года назад +16

      ZY Gamer “It’s my non-existent bank account.”

    • @Curlorly06
      @Curlorly06 4 года назад +9

      I thought he just took a dump

    • @mago474
      @mago474 4 года назад +1

      @@Curlorly06 tbh

    • @starman2995
      @starman2995 4 года назад +6

      "It's gone, reduced to atoms"

    • @Triggerly
      @Triggerly 4 года назад +2

      nis?

  • @aidancommenting
    @aidancommenting 4 года назад +6811

    Wow, if only there were a RUclips app aimed directly toward children called RUclips Kids

    • @dblegends528
      @dblegends528 4 года назад +304

      Sadly i have never seen a kid use that app

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 4 года назад +41

      Multimaxgaming
      Yeah...

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 года назад +138

      Apparently the only alternative to COPPA was an 18+ RUclips, which would mean a lot less money for kids channels (and most channels in general)

    • @phoenixwright9929
      @phoenixwright9929 4 года назад +8

      Yeah,sure wish

    • @erickpereira2335
      @erickpereira2335 4 года назад +5

      HMM I WONDER

  • @tristanbrewster3084
    @tristanbrewster3084 4 года назад +2373

    In the future RUclips is just gonna be called “Tube”

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 4 года назад +21

      blandd enough

    • @Epixylium
      @Epixylium 4 года назад +6

      @Tristan Brewster true lol

    • @WinterBoots15
      @WinterBoots15 4 года назад +34

      I call it dead

    • @Epixylium
      @Epixylium 4 года назад +7

      @@WinterBoots15 also true but im still gonna post stuff even if it is under stupid rules and regulations xD

    • @Logun2549
      @Logun2549 4 года назад +6

      You mean cylinder

  • @comradesdoggo
    @comradesdoggo 2 года назад +63

    I admit it.
    79% of people *FORGOT* coppa exist

  • @killuazoldyck1462
    @killuazoldyck1462 4 года назад +3183

    Kirby turning into a black square is the scariest thing I ever seen in my life

  • @shadowclawyamada2081
    @shadowclawyamada2081 4 года назад +3264

    Children like oxygen too! This appeals to children! Reported!

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 4 года назад +33

      Underrated

    • @onlyjust7250
      @onlyjust7250 4 года назад +77

      well, kids like cubes, too. Wait... oh noo-

    • @Akab
      @Akab 4 года назад +28

      @@onlyjust7250 I guess they all should be newspaper or bills

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 4 года назад +7

      Yukimi Yamada taxes yaaayyyy

    • @benjaminphelps561
      @benjaminphelps561 4 года назад +14

      Thank you fellow concerned citizen, this shall not stand

  • @MacGuy3135
    @MacGuy3135 4 года назад +3243

    Never before have I laughed so hard at two motionless grey rectangles discussing health insurance.

    • @RudyTheNinja
      @RudyTheNinja 4 года назад +60

      I myself, have never seen concrete talk

    • @danjbundrick
      @danjbundrick 4 года назад +71

      Yes, but what do you think of ...... ..... ...... ...... ...... oxygen?

    • @soninh4357
      @soninh4357 4 года назад +44

      @@danjbundrick breathable

    • @danjbundrick
      @danjbundrick 4 года назад +34

      @@soninh4357 Yes.

    • @Doggggggggo
      @Doggggggggo 4 года назад +20

      @@danjbundrick what is your favorite food?

  • @YTCat123
    @YTCat123 Год назад +10

    “What do you think of oxygen?”
    “Breathable”
    Truly emotional, I cried

  • @legojangofett1088
    @legojangofett1088 3 года назад +10546

    Remember when parents would actually be parents and wouldn’t rely on COPPA to make sure their kids don’t watch what they’re not supposed to?

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 3 года назад +462

      Nobody relies on COPPA to make sure their kids don't watch what they're not supposed to... That's not what COPPA does. Parents being mindful of what their children watch would not change the situation because it's totally unrelated. COPPA literally does the exact opposite; it protects children from content they're supposed to see.
      COPPA exists to protect children from websites saving their information. Things like RUclips channels specifically targeting children with child-friendly content.
      COPPA is just outdated. It requires websites to send a fax or mail requesting for permission to collect children's information.

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 3 года назад +30

      me neither

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz 3 года назад +84

      @@אילןדרל While it is made to protect kids from that stuff, everyone knows that they went overboard with it.

    • @אילןדרל
      @אילןדרל 3 года назад +50

      @@Pikpikcarrotzz Thy didn't. From a legal POV, RUclips was collecting data from kids just like bonzibuddy and other predatory apps. RUclips just said that they are "just the platform" and that the people on that platform should be in charge of what they're making. Which is true.

    • @camdenewing7501
      @camdenewing7501 3 года назад +168

      I agree that RUclips shouldn't collect data from kids, but what COPPA is doing is extending the definition of "Intended for children" to include "attractive to children" which is a huge problem. This is because things like animation is inherently more attractive to children than, say, live action, but not all animations are geared towards children, like South Park or the Simpsons. Furthermore, children usually watch a funny video versus a dry humorless video, which in COPPA's eyes make jokes attractive to children. My point is, COPPA is over broadening the range of their intervention in collection of data on children.

  • @chrisshep7564
    @chrisshep7564 4 года назад +7252

    This is actually depressing, even if the script is -funny- humorous.

  • @Guilherme-130
    @Guilherme-130 4 года назад +1917

    "We're content creators, not babysitters."
    - Everybody on the internet to RUclips HQ, 2019

    • @CDJAM-webm
      @CDJAM-webm 4 года назад +2

      indeed

    • @nameunlisted002
      @nameunlisted002 4 года назад +39

      To all dearest parents,
      Please take the time to actually entertain your kid instead of letting their sliming hands on your electronic device watching a video sharing website that mainly consists of people over the age of 12, and that produce content that may or may not be suitable for kids

    • @lexy1748
      @lexy1748 4 года назад

      Cos kids want to stare a 2 grey bricks talk to each other about literally nothing!

    • @lipidolliact5521
      @lipidolliact5521 4 года назад

      Copa its boring AMD without sense

    • @CMizzo2000
      @CMizzo2000 2 года назад

      @@nameunlisted002 I really don't blame the parents. Some parents are too busy working at their job so they can get paid, to put food on their table to eat. And after that, they're tired to watch their kids.

  • @LobstaMobsta
    @LobstaMobsta Год назад +8

    “Anything that appeals to children” *proceeds to list anything that causes joy*

  • @MrSmashySmash
    @MrSmashySmash 4 года назад +1213

    This is only the beginning of a chrome dystopia.

    • @thecloakedbuffoon9758
      @thecloakedbuffoon9758 4 года назад +33

      FUUUTUUUURRE, FUUUTUUUURRE!

    • @georgegeorge4560
      @georgegeorge4560 4 года назад +9

      Honestly, I think this whole mess started when google started trying to outcompete/ buy out companies which had a large influence on the way people use the internet (google docs, slides, and sheets were to compete with Microsoft’s offerings and YT was bought out to get a stranglehold on the online video market imo)

    • @MrSmashySmash
      @MrSmashySmash 4 года назад +2

      @@Dragzilla66 THAT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 года назад

      What is that? When i search it on Google I don't get any results...

    • @jastheraz
      @jastheraz 4 года назад

      Max and Ruby Ruby and max

  • @toothpasteboy2019
    @toothpasteboy2019 4 года назад +3284

    This is scary,imagine people making videos like this unironically

    • @evo683
      @evo683 4 года назад +81

      Gone, reduced to atoms I would watch them out of spite.

    • @noahquijas1124
      @noahquijas1124 4 года назад +69

      Yeah went i watch this video i felt depressed

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 4 года назад +42

      The only content that will work is staring at camera for 10 minutes with more or less total silence.

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 года назад +13

      @@thisguyispeculiar or cussing out the camera

    • @SpectrumAssociates
      @SpectrumAssociates 4 года назад +5

      Not even that would be allowed. Everyone would be murdered in real life. I just want the doomsday clock to hit midnight so this madness can end. For all i know, the articles of confederation means jackshit nowadays.

  • @floatyjam
    @floatyjam 2 года назад +10

    I like how it says to talk about subjects that children can understand, but then it is approved to talk about health insurance which is something I don't think kids would understand

  • @the_og_alpha
    @the_og_alpha 3 года назад +6495

    The worst part is people don't understand that Animation isn't exclusively for Kids.
    Animation is a tool that allows one to unleash his creativity beyond the limitations of Live-action.
    Tell me what would be more economically feasible and allow more creativity? Casting Leonardo DiCaprio and Ben Affleck in a 5 min hand-to-hand fight or animating two characters that look like them fighting each other?

    • @EnteiFire4
      @EnteiFire4 3 года назад +201

      We're still very much in a culture that sees animation as a kid thing unfortunately. Mainstream cartoon are either obviously for kids or obviously for adults. Inbetweeners are hard to find outside of anime.
      Actually, there are things that could be seen as childish 10-20 years ago that are now more "normal", because the kids at the time are now adults with income that they can spend. Video games comes to mind, and especially Nintendo games since the characters are colorful and can attract children. So you're kind of in a weird space where you would like to use these characters for satire aimed at adult, but still have to deal with the fact that they could attract kids, even though they're not your audience.

    • @rockmaster182
      @rockmaster182 3 года назад +41

      Show them boi redo of healer and see what they say lol

    • @chickennugget6684
      @chickennugget6684 3 года назад +72

      Then there’s things like Kurzgesagt where it’s animated since it’s more appealing and easier to explain all the weird and normal stuff the videos are about with.
      imagine if that couldn’t be animated..

    • @Oddity22
      @Oddity22 3 года назад +11

      Show them Reggie and it’s all downhill

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 3 года назад +35

      Animation is a medium, not a genre.

  • @itsnosam7902
    @itsnosam7902 4 года назад +1402

    “This is my p- n o t h i n g”

    • @penelopeboivin3191
      @penelopeboivin3191 4 года назад +32

      The best about this is that weather the protagonist is a guy or a girl, you can make this sentence dirty

    • @japhreal
      @japhreal 4 года назад +34

      *now that coppa is gone*
      “This is my p- penis

    • @zagks3178
      @zagks3178 4 года назад

      What it translate too this is my parents

    • @weasel384
      @weasel384 4 года назад +6

      This is my p- nothing
      *strangles dog*

    • @park_194
      @park_194 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. This seems oddly 13+

  • @ThatTravGuy
    @ThatTravGuy 4 года назад +1356

    This video's terrifying, don't get me wrong, but this is some next level humor

    • @user-ye4wv1qu6k
      @user-ye4wv1qu6k 4 года назад +38

      That Trav Guy / oh no does that make it a joke? jokes aren’t COPPA compliant

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus 4 года назад +9

      @@user-ye4wv1qu6k It's not a joke, it's just a parody, basically.

    • @toastcrunch9387
      @toastcrunch9387 4 года назад +2

      Next level of what, pray tell? Parody via dry example is pretty ancient.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 4 года назад +1

      @@Eldoofus But isn't a parody a type of joke?

    • @Adrian.......
      @Adrian....... 4 года назад +1

      This comment is not coppa compliant

  • @pixelated6451
    @pixelated6451 Год назад +18

    >COPPA decides to be on yt
    >everyone is scared shitless about it
    >3 years later
    >nothing happens

    • @josem588
      @josem588 8 месяцев назад +2

      Is because in the us is normal that many parents work all day so they can’t see what their children do in internet

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 4 года назад +762

    This is single handily the most terrifying yet real thing i have ever viewed on RUclips.

    • @WizdumbsWrath
      @WizdumbsWrath 4 года назад +4

      It’s also making me mad

    • @that_big_boi8717
      @that_big_boi8717 4 года назад +4

      2019>>>>>>>>>>>>2094 Up date 2978 COPPA now bans saying potato,Lebron James , mango, trash, bee movie, and boi
      Boi XXXXXX COPPA STRIKE WE ARE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE

    • @bobsanders8416
      @bobsanders8416 4 года назад +2

      RIP RUclips 2020. FTW 2020 BitTubers & DLive where PewDiePie and others upload/stream.

    • @anomalousbob9361
      @anomalousbob9361 4 года назад +2

      How about that video that explained how a meme would look like when article 13 is applied

    • @psps8030
      @psps8030 4 года назад

      @hrt sgwr ftc stated that there is a exception then a content apealing both for kids and adults thats the youtube that implements it wrongly

  • @TheSmilingMongoose
    @TheSmilingMongoose 4 года назад +2099

    Her: He’s probably thinking of other women.
    Him: O X Y G E N

  • @rottncrow545
    @rottncrow545 4 года назад +1232

    "What do you think about oxygen?"
    "Breathable"
    I felt that

    • @VeneratorVar
      @VeneratorVar 4 года назад +1

      nice pfp

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 года назад +6

      me too, i breath it a lot actually

    • @rottncrow545
      @rottncrow545 4 года назад +3

      @@nachosNipples oh wow that's great

    • @nareshdyal449
      @nareshdyal449 4 года назад +1

      Yeah that’s extremely relatable to me as well

    • @pretzel2540
      @pretzel2540 4 года назад +3

      Woah i thought i was the only one

  • @garebare940
    @garebare940 2 года назад +30

    Looking back on this it still makes sense why we were all scared of coppa. Thank god it didn't have that big of a negative impact as we all thought it would

  • @callmeciara4232
    @callmeciara4232 4 года назад +1324

    Didn’t they make RUclips kids specifically for kids so they didn’t have to use mainstream RUclips?

  • @notruxn
    @notruxn 4 года назад +674

    Too mature: Demonetized
    Too Kid Friendly: Demonetzed
    well this is not good

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 4 года назад +27

      For people: demonitized

    • @PaulHasyn
      @PaulHasyn 4 года назад +5

      and the new terms of RUclips also state that channels/accounts can be deactivated if not profitable, so it will hit even people with any video at all uploaded here

    • @celestrialz
      @celestrialz 4 года назад +3

      @@georgeruiz9211 for literally nothing: demonetized

    • @ethanthecreator5564
      @ethanthecreator5564 4 года назад +4

      Not even uploaded yet: **DeMoNeTiZeD**

    • @linhle8294
      @linhle8294 4 года назад +2

      For human: Demonitized

  • @jmkrasher2182
    @jmkrasher2182 4 года назад +24115

    this video predicted cube kirby

  • @NolanTheRod
    @NolanTheRod 2 года назад +8

    I love the iPhone notification sound as the checkmark sound.

  • @tiankai22
    @tiankai22 4 года назад +1520

    “trending on G A M I N G” youtube bots really know how to do their “jobs”

    • @cravenquackli8669
      @cravenquackli8669 4 года назад +16

      This Vid would not be here if they did lel

    • @Funny-ql8wd
      @Funny-ql8wd 4 года назад +2

      Kirby

    • @bombardier0543
      @bombardier0543 4 года назад +2

      Starting to think youtube actually has a dev team of monkeys

    • @zap4156
      @zap4156 4 года назад

  • @thekingofthecats42069
    @thekingofthecats42069 4 года назад +1912

    This feels like a weird Orwellian dystopia and every time they pause they're checking their government mandated thought catalog to avoid wrongthink that might upset the COPPA police that may be watching.

    • @ivaldi13
      @ivaldi13 4 года назад +33

      List of things that are the joke:
      1) That.

    • @yellowwasanimposter520
      @yellowwasanimposter520 4 года назад +26

      So 1984?

    • @tidalshores
      @tidalshores 4 года назад +36

      @ivaldi13
      What joke?
      This is a COPPA-compliant video, you can’t have “jokes”

    • @drnarwhal2888
      @drnarwhal2888 4 года назад +6

      As long as the government says 2 + 2 = 5

    • @DivineDefect
      @DivineDefect 4 года назад +1

      This comment reminds me of the Gestapo, how do I go back?

  • @wambam8296
    @wambam8296 4 года назад +916

    It’s official, we are now living in a dystopian future

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 4 года назад +22

      RUclips is crumbling, corruption is spreading, and our rights are being taken away.

    • @Jamesgates355
      @Jamesgates355 4 года назад +14

      @@comradecameron3726 its not the internet, its RUclips and Google, which is not the whole internet stop with the hyperbole (this shit is still serious but pretending this is the ENTIRE internet crumbling lacks a lot of perspective)

    • @prof.sleeper
      @prof.sleeper 4 года назад +1

      Yep, it’s sad to see this happening today

    • @aaronkitzmann9419
      @aaronkitzmann9419 4 года назад +8

      Actually we’ve been here before.
      Censorship like this has been done to everything. Movies, Comic books, Music, T.V. And it always goes down the same path
      Step 1: companies want to make money off hot new medium so they start advertising on said medium.
      Step 2: Old politicians who think of the platform as being “for children” learn that said medium might have not child friendly stuff on it and Start crying “Won’t somebody think of the Children!” For easy political points.
      Step 3: Advertisers don’t want to look bad so they work with said politicians to censor the platform.
      Step 4: consumers become disinterested in medium because it’s had everything unique about it sucked out by censorship. Causing advertisers to lose all their money.
      Step 5: politicians find even newer medium to blame for all the world’s problems.
      Step 6: Advertisers remove censorship rules, and are able to make money on platform because people are actually interested in it again.

    • @CathyAnimations
      @CathyAnimations 4 года назад

      Were all goona die in 2020 cause of this

  • @GanyuSimpingDegenerate
    @GanyuSimpingDegenerate 4 года назад +904

    It's almost like there isn't a version of RUclips dedicated to children's content

    • @ItsKrolyk
      @ItsKrolyk 4 года назад +35

      that implies i can't just hand my child my phone at the olive garden, allowing them to view literally anything on youtube because i can't be assed to properly take care of them. so they simply just blast hot garbage from the depths of the internet, like god intended, not my problem

    • @dexterthecat0271
      @dexterthecat0271 4 года назад +17

      I know right! Darn... if only there were some solution... like... I don't know... maybe to watch your children????

    • @sonc07
      @sonc07 4 года назад +9

      *oh wait*

    • @Captianred5
      @Captianred5 4 года назад +2

      You now is i you tube for kids and i dont know way they du that becuse if they had dad aplication sow wi they doing the same thing tu RUclips

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 4 года назад +1

      @Employing Bros and friends oh wait

  • @chaosgilleon6433
    @chaosgilleon6433 4 года назад +587

    This is literally scarier then any horror film I have ever seen...

    • @BLACKLIGHTCORE
      @BLACKLIGHTCORE 4 года назад +3

      I agree, besides spiders, this is my worst fear.

    • @SoularSurge
      @SoularSurge 4 года назад +4

      Absolutely terrifying...

    • @goldfish6525
      @goldfish6525 4 года назад +9

      Actually you shouldn't be able to see horror films at all. Creepy masks mean bright colors.

    • @dan1han1
      @dan1han1 4 года назад +1

      @@goldfish6525 True

    • @clinteastwood4277
      @clinteastwood4277 4 года назад +3

      I agree it’s just really really creepy

  • @Kirikirikiru
    @Kirikirikiru 4 года назад +653

    Coppa: exists
    Anyone with a brain: Kirby you’ve gotta do SOMETHING

  • @raymondanimalcrossing
    @raymondanimalcrossing 2 года назад +13

    Fun fact: the video he sourced the descending shepard tone from is itself a "kid-friendly" video about a fractal zoom

    • @dave36464736
      @dave36464736 5 месяцев назад +1

      THANK YOU! I have been searching for this forever and didn't know what the hell it was called.

  • @radstoner
    @radstoner 4 года назад +15230

    This is the most entertaining and boring video ever

    • @coopergordon5568
      @coopergordon5568 4 года назад +219

      Or the most entertaining boring video ever, or the most boring entertainment video ever

    • @AphroG1875
      @AphroG1875 4 года назад +45

      @@coopergordon5568 oPiSiTe day?

    • @jetuwu8960
      @jetuwu8960 4 года назад +24

      David Mordaunt no, its NOT oposite day ;D

    • @korvaxus
      @korvaxus 4 года назад +6

      now you have 1k thanks of me '_'

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 4 года назад +11

      @@AphroG1875 On Opposite Day everything is the opposite, and the opposite of Opposite Day is no Oposite Day, therefore there is no Opposite Day.

  • @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268
    @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 4 года назад +569

    "How's your health insurance?"
    "My premium has gone up."
    F

  • @huey1547
    @huey1547 4 года назад +2577

    All jokes aside this is too depressing to even think about.

  • @comac4719
    @comac4719 2 года назад +8

    FINALLY!! Something i can watch as a 13+ viewer! who needs stuff like jokes, slang, something relatable, *colors* !

  • @lennonmorrison247
    @lennonmorrison247 4 года назад +1426

    "How is your health insurance?" sounds like a threat

    • @gustavourbina8343
      @gustavourbina8343 4 года назад +34

      I’ve un-ironically witnessed that phrase be used, and like a threat, seen it follow through

    • @zahariadumitru9427
      @zahariadumitru9427 4 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @jackalscry8173
      @jackalscry8173 4 года назад +5

      DEMONITIZED

    • @rivuletz
      @rivuletz 4 года назад +7

      *my premium has gone up*

    • @cactus2549
      @cactus2549 4 года назад

      OMG QUICK FINE HIM 45000 DOLLARS QUICKKKKKKKKKK

  • @Marka301
    @Marka301 4 года назад +1955

    "What do you think of... Oxygen"
    "Breathable"
    bruh thats probably the most funny thing i've ever heard in a conversation

    • @kyellebantog7720
      @kyellebantog7720 4 года назад +53

      @Caio Sibilhano Marques
      J O K E S ?????
      IN MY COPPA VIDEO????
      REPORTED

    • @ILobSquabs
      @ILobSquabs 4 года назад +17

      Coppa police here! We are afraid you have said the word bruh which appeals to children! You may hand your entire life savings over to the ftc

    • @Marka301
      @Marka301 4 года назад +4

      @@ILobSquabs
      oh no, not again

    • @ranger5839
      @ranger5839 4 года назад

      badum pshhhh

    • @hameighthesliceofham7467
      @hameighthesliceofham7467 4 года назад +1

      You said “bruh” that will be 42000$ thank you very much

  • @Evolibo
    @Evolibo 4 года назад +2441

    This was like a horror movie.

    • @Evolibo
      @Evolibo 4 года назад +23

      @Meu Canal Ok... I'm outta here! xD

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 4 года назад +22

      FlospyTV I never want this feeling of my imagination and wonder being burned alive again.

    • @onlyjust7250
      @onlyjust7250 4 года назад +15

      that's why it's 13+

    • @BeeTea7274
      @BeeTea7274 4 года назад +2

      I know

    • @nick012000
      @nick012000 4 года назад +6

      *screaming kirbo intensifies*

  • @BlakeKDM
    @BlakeKDM 2 года назад +20

    I love the state of youtube when you get demonised for breathing yet fake animal rescue videos are perfectly OK until people start talking about it

  • @dio6271
    @dio6271 4 года назад +6738

    It’s almost like there isn’t a thing called RUclips Kids

    • @justinlastname2931
      @justinlastname2931 4 года назад +184

      No, but the problem was when despite there already being a 13+ barrier on RUclips, kids under that age were still going on RUclips

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 4 года назад +381

      @@justinlastname2931 And who's fault is that?

    • @justinlastname2931
      @justinlastname2931 4 года назад +75

      The Super Shiny Mega Gengar it is hard to tell. It is a lose lose either way

    • @DRAGON-mg7lv
      @DRAGON-mg7lv 4 года назад +27

      ¡Za Warudo!

    • @sypherduck9829
      @sypherduck9829 4 года назад +11

      Diooooooo

  • @inactive7711
    @inactive7711 4 года назад +5906

    This video does a genius job at showing how stupid this whole issue is.

    • @yyyyuhzm6829
      @yyyyuhzm6829 4 года назад +175

      And how coppa is about to end the whole career for all creators

    • @lonelywolf5659
      @lonelywolf5659 4 года назад +50

      @@PanzerTank_ yeah because that will be up to a person or a robot because that work out so well.

    • @HarvoSpoon
      @HarvoSpoon 4 года назад +68

      @@PanzerTank_ *you must live a perfect life with 0% remotely negative stuff to completely dismiss the high chance of this going horrbily wrong*

    • @PanzerTank_
      @PanzerTank_ 4 года назад +5

      @@HarvoSpoon again do research. It says you can take the fine into legal court.

    • @PanzerTank_
      @PanzerTank_ 4 года назад +1

      @@lonelywolf5659 you can take the fine against court

  • @Snail911
    @Snail911 4 года назад +672

    "we must take away the joy. for the children."

    • @karaken0814
      @karaken0814 4 года назад +1

      Lol😂😂😂 that's youtube all right

    • @rynanartana3138
      @rynanartana3138 4 года назад

      cri

    • @AstraledaMusic
      @AstraledaMusic 4 года назад

      “Shooting fish in a barrel”

    • @ethanol929
      @ethanol929 4 года назад

      For legal reasons that’s a joke

    • @kermkerm
      @kermkerm 4 года назад

      TMP That was a joke my dude.... time to pay up. Coppa said so

  • @oshimaii
    @oshimaii Год назад +5

    The beginning is LITERALLY the plot of Kirby and The Rainbow Curse

  • @cafeghost6801
    @cafeghost6801 4 года назад +349

    It's amazing that two monochrome shapes with monotone voices can still convey such a strong and depressing message about the current state of RUclips.

  • @AtariiWave
    @AtariiWave 4 года назад +713

    When he says how is his health insurance, I really felt that.

    • @mastercorn653
      @mastercorn653 4 года назад +2

      This person has 420 likes dont change that

    • @Nekonyaya
      @Nekonyaya 4 года назад +1

      Now it’s 520.. strange..

    • @zac3249
      @zac3249 4 года назад +2

      COPPA wants us to be real adults nooooooo