Top Gear Peugeot Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Rmcmbonfas
    @Rmcmbonfas 7 лет назад +5087

    Get the chef of suspension up here, so we can fire him ``imediatement``. Hilarious!

    • @bonzita23
      @bonzita23  7 лет назад +221

      This is actually true, previous pug models (sporty cars) had superb suspension, unlike newer models which actually have one of the worst suspensions I have ever seen. Wonder why 307 was never driven on rally? :D

    • @wickiezulu
      @wickiezulu 7 лет назад +23

      Actually now curious to know who or which group of people were behind the well regarded high performance Peugeots (along with the good handling of the regular models), presumably they must have mostly moved on to Renault at some point during the late-80s to early/mid-90s.

    • @kl75182
      @kl75182 7 лет назад +35

      Actually there was a 307 rally car in 2004, a 307 CC, it just wasn't that good.

    • @bonzita23
      @bonzita23  7 лет назад +21

      ruclips.net/video/-NChLHVMCDc/видео.html These guys never realized that one day in Paris there was a meeting.

    • @goldenbeardofficial8541
      @goldenbeardofficial8541 6 лет назад +1

      Ricardo Malta why is it hilarious

  • @hiramesensei3112
    @hiramesensei3112 6 лет назад +2978

    *half a dozen empty wine bottles on the table*
    "This breakfast meeting..."
    lmfao I'm ded

    • @tbg008
      @tbg008 4 года назад +23

      More like a 11 or 12 😂

    • @lupinbupin
      @lupinbupin 3 года назад +94

      fun fact the wine used in this scene was actual wine and the producers got dunk filming this

    • @Yaboi27
      @Yaboi27 3 года назад +15

      You seem a bit dunk yourself

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 2 года назад +10

      @@Yaboi27 oh the irony

    • @nsikelelokhumalo2412
      @nsikelelokhumalo2412 Год назад +3

      😂

  • @digable_celestial_dwarfs6778
    @digable_celestial_dwarfs6778 7 лет назад +3862

    This Peugeot bit is the best thing Top Gear ever did

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 7 лет назад +20

      PineSol _ it was quite funny. I did like Lancia and Saab better though.

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 7 лет назад +74

      Digable_ Celestial_Dwarfs maniac. Maniac. Yobbo. Maniac.

    • @mr.ajayjose
      @mr.ajayjose 7 лет назад +5

      wild bill there was a lancia and Saab one too? Which season was that?

    • @GamingAmbienceLive
      @GamingAmbienceLive 7 лет назад +9

      you should check out when they were hired to film a car chase, or when they were doing a parody on the 80s car superhero cop thing

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 7 лет назад +15

      It is the best thing they will do for mmmmany years to come, mmekkku no meestake

  • @TrainTrackTrav
    @TrainTrackTrav 8 лет назад +5848

    "Nasty unreliabuluh, uncomfutabul."

  • @limpet7r63
    @limpet7r63 Год назад +1232

    I know it's a joke, but this is the most plausible explanation for what happened to Peugeot around the year 2000

    • @georgesears2916
      @georgesears2916 Год назад +5

      The funny thing is it's not inaccurate. Peugeot just realised they could make more money of bad cheap cars sold though finance initiatives than they could off making good reasonably priced cars. It's also why modern Peugeot drivers are bad drivers, they don't care about driving so they don't care about cars, so they just get the cheapest car with the best finance deals, a Peugeot.

    • @perperson199
      @perperson199 Год назад +11

      True

    • @CheapBastard1988
      @CheapBastard1988 12 дней назад

      It also explains the condition Stellantis is currently in.

  • @damasek219
    @damasek219 6 лет назад +992

    Every french stereotype was shown in that video. Pronunciation, snails, vine, moustache, arranged mess, square plates, Eiffel Tower, accordion player in traditional dress with a blue barret (that got me the most), going excited about stupid ideas and onion, sign of country life.

    • @RandHough
      @RandHough 3 года назад +50

      Oh my god I never noticed the square plates I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard

    • @macman975
      @macman975 Год назад +8

      How exactly is the Eiffel Tower a stereotype?😂

    • @damasek219
      @damasek219 Год назад +27

      @@macman975 what? How is it not a stereotype?🤷‍♂️

    • @Jay-Kay-Em
      @Jay-Kay-Em Год назад +48

      The only thing not accurate was the fact they were “working”, and not on strike.

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 Год назад +6

      ​@@damasek219does every Brit live next to big Ben clock? /S

  • @Jacquibim
    @Jacquibim 8 лет назад +3938

    The way he says "uncomfortable" gets me without fail

    • @gordonremsey8055
      @gordonremsey8055 8 лет назад +8

      Jacquibim same xD

    • @BnFGProductions
      @BnFGProductions 7 лет назад +43

      Jacquibim And correct in french too!!

    • @ceirwan
      @ceirwan 7 лет назад +48

      That's actually pretty much how its said in French!

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 5 лет назад +11

      my fav is le engine tres hoRRRIIIIble

    • @DeadlyV1RU5
      @DeadlyV1RU5 4 года назад +16

      Oncomfortaaaaaabbbllll!

  • @dod_the_angel
    @dod_the_angel 2 года назад +820

    According to Richard Porter (the guy next to Jeremy) they had done multiple takes of the meeting scene and they were all chugging the wine throughout filming so they were all really quite hammered by the end of it

    • @EltonBeatles
      @EltonBeatles Год назад +90

      The boys displayed a masterclass in method acting here.

    • @tmcmagic5292
      @tmcmagic5292 Год назад +43

      I was about to say, how drunk were they when they made this😂😂

    • @dod_the_angel
      @dod_the_angel Год назад +20

      @@tmcmagic5292 extremely so. I think porter mentioned sipping his glass constantly during and inbetween takes then having another few glasses. It was also quite hot at the time and those jumpers weren't exactly helping

    • @kieranwhite6647
      @kieranwhite6647 8 месяцев назад +24

      He said that him and May knew that they didn't have drive for the rest of the day, so they got hammered. Also, the table had as many objects as possible placed on it so that it didn't reflect the green screen of the Eiffel Tower outside the window

    • @Chris-vj9kr
      @Chris-vj9kr 6 месяцев назад +24

      I’m in this scene as the guy who says “Sacre Bleu”. Can confirm the wine intake was real

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 7 лет назад +1849

    This is actually a very accurate representation of your average French board meeting.

  • @TheMotherland757
    @TheMotherland757 7 лет назад +2136

    "Your knees may be at risk if you don't keep up your payments"

    • @richardg6983
      @richardg6983 7 лет назад +48

      +Wole Oyeyele pretty sure it was knees

    • @roshangomez
      @roshangomez 7 лет назад +31

      or niece ? 😁

    • @hvymtal8566
      @hvymtal8566 7 лет назад +22

      No, it's definitely knees
      Also: APR 24.9% ROFL

    • @dezzier
      @dezzier 7 лет назад +2

      I'll get the prybar.

    • @instak9011
      @instak9011 4 месяца назад +1

      @@hvymtal8566🤣🤣🤣

  • @JTMarlin8
    @JTMarlin8 Год назад +891

    As a French native and Peugeot historian, I can say that this board meeting was 100% accurate.

  • @rakkinen91
    @rakkinen91 10 месяцев назад +405

    Alpine F1 meeting:

    • @McLMP4-22
      @McLMP4-22 2 месяца назад +6

      And now Renault is pulling out of F1 next year, and Alpine are taking customer Mercedes engines.

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 2 месяца назад

      ​@@McLMP4-22they could have Ferrari engine

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins 2 месяца назад +18

      Engine tres horrible

    • @bokangmorake5877
      @bokangmorake5877 2 месяца назад +2

      Double podium in Brazil Baby🦍🦍🦍

    • @GURken
      @GURken 2 месяца назад

      @@bokangmorake5877 too bad in the next three races they will still lose to RB and Haas

  • @Georgexb
    @Georgexb 4 года назад +306

    I used to work for a company that had operations in France. Their board meetings were actually a lot like this.

    • @newrad2007
      @newrad2007 Год назад +19

      I currently do work for a company with operations in France and often wondered if it was like this. Based on what I've seen I would say yes. Haha

  • @nl3712
    @nl3712 7 лет назад +248

    "This BREAKFAST meeting will put Peugeot on the map..."

  • @randyp2047
    @randyp2047 7 лет назад +778

    this has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, let alone on a car show.

    • @iambumpfel569
      @iambumpfel569 7 лет назад +8

      Randy P you should see the whole thing then :). Check dailymotion for "the modern peugeot driver"

    • @naekemuel1991
      @naekemuel1991 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha

    • @bvedant
      @bvedant 4 года назад +19

      Watch the whole episode, in the beginning they test the LaFerrari, Corvette and Cayman. The Peugeot bit at the end is just the icing on the cake

  • @killthebums
    @killthebums 7 лет назад +520

    Anyone else really impressed by Jeremy's French stereotype lol

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 Год назад

      To be fair to St Jeremy,he wasn't far off......

  • @jonasb2047
    @jonasb2047 7 лет назад +456

    "Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments" Oh my days I'm Dead 😂😂😂

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 7 лет назад +15

      Jonas Bezzubovas Peugeot is run by the mob? Makes sense.

    • @kossakken
      @kossakken 6 лет назад +1

      +Jonas
      Why? Did you fail to keep up the payments?

    • @laurent214
      @laurent214 6 лет назад

      Jonas Bezzubovas i

    • @DhrubaDaspianist
      @DhrubaDaspianist 5 лет назад +5

      Your niece may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments. Thats what I heard lol

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 2 месяца назад

      With 29.4% APY lmao

  • @Crispy99999
    @Crispy99999 5 лет назад +128

    "this breakfast meeting..." CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME! To think they'd have been chugging down all that wine during breakfast while making their cars "horribele" is just the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @Canzandridas
    @Canzandridas 7 лет назад +856

    I want Clarkson to make a parody of the godfather

    • @AlfaMale96
      @AlfaMale96 7 лет назад +41

      Canzandridas Joe I have a shirt that says: the Carfather in Godfather style and with the face of Clarkson smoking a Ciggarette

    • @mattfraile9325
      @mattfraile9325 7 лет назад +2

      Dikke van de Plus oh my god!! No one cares

    • @RobertG1998
      @RobertG1998 7 лет назад +5

      Matt Fraile k den

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 6 лет назад +5

      Dikke van de Plus that’s sweet! I’ll look it up online!

    • @bruce5868
      @bruce5868 6 лет назад +1

      Act like a......MAN

  • @Hiph0paddiction
    @Hiph0paddiction 7 лет назад +679

    You gotta give them a thumbs up for the way they painted their faces with cheap markers on a multimilion pounds show

    • @lewistaylor2858
      @lewistaylor2858 6 лет назад +35

      Hiph0paddiction the same when they would leave tags on hats etc 😂

    • @curierfromxibalba1155
      @curierfromxibalba1155 6 лет назад +92

      I'm pretty sure they used all the money for that bit on wine

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 5 лет назад +15

      Hiph0paddiction Absolutely no expense spared in that re-enactment.

    • @bst857
      @bst857 4 года назад +8

      Just like when they use electrical tape and white cardboard for their scoreboards :D

    • @ArmandsVilnis
      @ArmandsVilnis 4 года назад +4

      hwo can you tell apart a cheap and an expensive marker?

  • @kuntosjedebil
    @kuntosjedebil 7 лет назад +235

    0:53 Stig on a motorcycle

    • @dhio9615
      @dhio9615 4 года назад +16

      Why did it take 2 years to find your comment

    • @Klockorino
      @Klockorino 10 месяцев назад +27

      That’s not the Stig.
      It’s the Stig’s French cousin.

    • @dustinpohl2483
      @dustinpohl2483 3 дня назад

      Some say he sleeps upside down.
      And that he was involved in a stagecoach robbery in 1866..
      All i know is he's called the stig.

  • @f1catmancl
    @f1catmancl 8 лет назад +552

    oui oui oui oui

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 7 лет назад +14

      Oui! C'est incroyable, Monsieur. Top Gear est tres bien.

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 6 лет назад +5

      *mekku no meesteck*

    • @elouanp4588
      @elouanp4588 3 года назад

      @@MrSupercar55 Oui Monsieur, c'est incroyable ! Top Gear c'est trop bien !
      (correct translation 😉🇫🇷)

  • @alexanderphillips4017
    @alexanderphillips4017 7 лет назад +163

    Interior spit et Kleenex
    Spit et Kleenex oui oui oui
    Gets me every time

  • @SpunkyMonkey223
    @SpunkyMonkey223 6 лет назад +41

    if they haven't put a disclaimer about dramatic reenactment i would've believed it was a real peugeot meeting

  • @georgejacob3162
    @georgejacob3162 7 лет назад +1223

    I had a 206. It was tres unreliabul.

    • @marouanekibani9607
      @marouanekibani9607 7 лет назад +61

      Toad Rage tres ugly
      Engine horrible and very uncomfortable

    • @georgejacob3162
      @georgejacob3162 7 лет назад +22

      I had a 1.6 litre Peugeot 306 before that which I thought was great apart from the interieur terrible! I never bonded with that 1.4 litre 206 though. You'd pull out to overtake and then pull back in again! I can't remember doing any long drives in it as I never trusted it to get me anywhere! Glad to get rid of it! The cars I've had since haven't been that much more reliable but at least they have been fun while they lasted!

    • @marouanekibani9607
      @marouanekibani9607 7 лет назад +8

      Toad Rage oui oui (French laugh)
      Oh sacre blue my French toast is burned

    • @ilian903
      @ilian903 7 лет назад +15

      Toad Rave i still have a 306 break 2.0 hdi and it is not a terrible car, in fact I think that it is a great car with a very very very reliable engine. I don't like people commenting how bad peugeot is because Thats totally false.

    • @JimboRustles
      @JimboRustles 7 лет назад +24

      I had one and it lasted 270.000 kilomètres with almost no repairs and very little maintenance.

  • @Exarhadsgfds
    @Exarhadsgfds 2 месяца назад +12

    Finally understood what james is saying at 1:14 "coat-hangers, umbrella?"

  • @poomped53
    @poomped53 4 года назад +42

    This video will stand the test of time. One of the better pieces of high art from the glory days of Top Gear.

  • @911gpd
    @911gpd 7 лет назад +227

    I'm French and find that incredibly amusing xD

    • @justin-gl5zz
      @justin-gl5zz 4 года назад +8

      ils parlent bien français en vrai

    • @Crisyx91
      @Crisyx91 2 года назад +2

      @@justin-gl5zz non vraiment pas

    • @elrisitos9821
      @elrisitos9821 2 года назад +1

      Clarkson et May vont souvent en France pour la bonne bouffe à mon avis ;)

    • @nicolasmogensen8727
      @nicolasmogensen8727 2 года назад +7

      It's also good fun since Clarkson actually loves going on holiday in France. He's said many times over the years how much he enjoys southern France.

  • @veigadevil
    @veigadevil 8 лет назад +861

    you can notice dat jeremy and may are drunk as hell xD hahaha

    • @that.guy11
      @that.guy11 7 лет назад +205

      If you read Richard Porter's book he talks about filming this, they used real wine and got really pissed :D

    • @FreshlySnipes
      @FreshlySnipes 7 лет назад +41

      veiga devil- notice the other guy trying to catch up @ 2:01

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 лет назад +79

      Wine that was no doubt supplied by James May himself, lol.

    • @castrofofo
      @castrofofo 7 лет назад +95

      Anyone noticed it was a breakfast meeting haha

    • @f4fwildcat29
      @f4fwildcat29 7 лет назад +68

      veiga devil I remember reading in "and on that bombshell" by the script editor, Richard Porter, who was playing one of the turtlenecked Frenchman, that they did in fact have real wine and they were in fact, pretty drunk

  • @DeadlyV1RU5
    @DeadlyV1RU5 4 года назад +108

    English translation:
    Gentlemen... the time has come for us to stop making this sporty car.
    My god!
    Sacrebleu!
    But what shall we do instead?
    Er... coat hangers? Umbrellas?
    How is this for a plan? We make terrible cars. In every way. Horrible.
    Maybe... very ugly!
    Oh, yes, yes, yes.
    And a very horrible engine!
    Oh, nasty, unreliable, uncomfortable.
    And the interior manufactured from spit and Kleenex.
    Spit and Kleenex! Yes, yes, yes!
    Yes, yes, yes!
    It's a good idea, isn't it? Yes? Do not look at a horse gift in the mouth.
    Gentlemen, toast to the horrible car!
    Ohhhh!
    And get the chief of suspension up here so we can fire him immediately!
    Oh, yes.
    This breakfast meeting will put Peugeot on the map for many years to come, make no mistake.

  • @mikelynch4837
    @mikelynch4837 5 лет назад +28

    The meeting in Paris might be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen

  • @Unknowndrakard
    @Unknowndrakard 2 месяца назад +29

    0:53 stig in paris back in the day lmao

    • @RatedShadowXrd
      @RatedShadowXrd 14 дней назад

      That’s not the stig
      That’s the stig’s french cousin

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 лет назад +72

    1:21 greatest acting I have ever seen

  • @flori5548
    @flori5548 2 года назад +9

    I was vacationing in France a couple days ago and had this conversation in my head every single minute of the trip…SPIT ET KLINEX! COOOAD-ANGERS…UNKOMFOTAOBLE! FO MANY YEARS TO COME, MAKK NO MISTAKE!

  • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
    @GODOFHELLFIRE3 7 лет назад +238

    The meeting bit, from 1:02 to 2:06, took exactly one minute and four seconds end-to-end, making it possibly the shortest business meeting in the whole of human history - which is hardly surprising, because it entirely consisted of French Clarkson saying Peugeot should make rubbish cars, French James agreeing with him, and then everyone cheering in celebration.

    • @James-jl4jt
      @James-jl4jt 2 года назад +1

      Did it really?!

    • @charlesdale1462
      @charlesdale1462 Год назад +1

      You need to get out more.....

    • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
      @GODOFHELLFIRE3 Год назад +4

      @@charlesdale1462 You must be fun at the parties you never get invited to ;)

    • @charlesdale1462
      @charlesdale1462 Год назад

      @@GODOFHELLFIRE3 . You've got a point there! Have fun 😊

    • @Taylor___
      @Taylor___ Год назад +1

      This comment took me 4 seconds to read and now I’ve lost 10 IQ points 😂

  • @SpiderMax95
    @SpiderMax95 7 лет назад +503

    it is true. to this day, I still miss my horrible 206. it was slow, I could barely climb the mountains in my hometown and it regularly broke down. but i love it because it was a great car for whatever reason.

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 7 лет назад +42

      Layth Alkhaer I disagree. While those cars may suck, it's the companies that suck. An entry level car should still be viable i.e. Ford Fiesta, holds at least one world record, used for rally cross obviously modified. But even the non racers are nice for their low price. Toyota carolla or Honda Accord or civic whichever, all fine cars. But these are good non cheese eating surrender monkey cars

    • @SpiderMax95
      @SpiderMax95 7 лет назад +32

      Fred Smith yes the reason why Peugeots suck now is not because they don't build sport cars anymore, but because they just build low quality cars.

    • @ondrej1112
      @ondrej1112 7 лет назад +36

      Fred Smith Yeah, becuase 206 never won anything. *cough* three WRC titles in a row *cough*

    • @Harvester236
      @Harvester236 7 лет назад +5

      SpiderMax The 206 was my first car, and the day it finally got written off was the day I opened many bottles of champagne.

    • @MrBrno
      @MrBrno 7 лет назад +15

      The 206 was a great car. And Peugeot is making good sports cars now, like the 308 GTi, which is amazing and beautiful

  • @simonsays582
    @simonsays582 5 лет назад +16

    2:00 the way he just sits there poshly chugging the wine cracks me up!

  • @captainhoy8641
    @captainhoy8641 3 года назад +37

    Probably the best breakfest meeting in all of history.

  • @mdawni6933
    @mdawni6933 Месяц назад +3

    My favourite is that random guy chugging his wine, being shocked by a suggestion, then chugging wine more heartilly

  • @Hvorgandr
    @Hvorgandr 3 года назад +11

    When May talks about something, it is really soothing. His voice very calming and understandable.

  • @glasgowtommy
    @glasgowtommy 5 лет назад +16

    This first time I saw this I literally thought I'd need an ambulance I laughed so hard

  • @JRSoubasse
    @JRSoubasse 3 года назад +12

    Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond have made me laugh even on the worst of days. Such fantastic talent!

  • @SanithMohanCase305
    @SanithMohanCase305 5 лет назад +26

    OMG!!!!
    James' grunt at 1:38 xD :D :P

  • @gordonremsey8055
    @gordonremsey8055 8 лет назад +252

    Let's make horrible cars!!
    Lol at Jeremy

  • @serverdll
    @serverdll 5 лет назад +81

    " Get the chef of suspension up here, so we can fire him inmediatamount" its totally real!!! my 307 have the worst peugeot suspension ever, rear axle looks terryble.

    • @XavierBetoN
      @XavierBetoN 3 года назад +10

      My friend has 407, and it's suspensions are horribul, unrelaibul, uncomfortaboul...

    • @Flyingdutchy33
      @Flyingdutchy33 2 года назад +6

      Did you, by any chance, have the satnav positioned on your front windscreen in such a way that it blocks the most amount of view?

  • @lawrencegoralski3029
    @lawrencegoralski3029 7 лет назад +130

    James's french is quite high quality

    • @Okxyd
      @Okxyd 7 лет назад +8

      Well he spent so much time there.

    • @XavierBetoN
      @XavierBetoN 3 года назад +6

      He's a doctor of engineer, twice. also had French lessons for credits in uni.
      And in one of the episodes of Grand Tour, he was speaking French with the locals..

    • @ajorngjdonaydbr
      @ajorngjdonaydbr 3 года назад +11

      His German though - "Natürlich sind die Füße des Mannes nass, er steht unter einem Wasserfall"

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 года назад +3

      "I'm making fun of the French, and as you can see, I've done it _properly."_

    • @dod_the_angel
      @dod_the_angel Год назад

      ​@@XavierBetoN that's Clarkson, and his is an honorary doctorate. James has a degree in Music from Lancaster University

  • @cloudali892
    @cloudali892 7 лет назад +7

    I keep coming back to watch this still laughing my arse off at how savage these guys are, so hilarious

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Год назад +3

    'Your knees may be at risk if you don't keep up repayments.' I couldn't breathe from laughing.

  • @ImplicitUnity
    @ImplicitUnity 7 лет назад +17

    1:50 😂😂😂 Clarkson is a genius

  • @cid388
    @cid388 5 лет назад +16

    "Never look at a gift horse in the mouth!"
    "ne regarde pas un cheval de cadeau dans la bouche"

  • @peterrraklliproductions2020
    @peterrraklliproductions2020 Год назад +6

    0:59 This shot feels like something out of a Wes Anderson film!

  • @NFSracers1
    @NFSracers1 3 месяца назад +3

    Last trio's top gear season was one of the best, Richard rescue, ambulance challenge and this.

  • @MarexKai
    @MarexKai 3 года назад +5

    Genuinely, this was one of the very few things that have ever made me cry of laughter. 😂😂😂😂

  • @bod-7268
    @bod-7268 Месяц назад +4

    Top Gear Jaguar Meeting

  • @michelegiannuzzo4481
    @michelegiannuzzo4481 3 года назад +3

    „Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up with payments“ 😂

  • @delona6485
    @delona6485 7 лет назад +10

    I don't how you got access to our top secret meetings at Peugeot? But I will see you in court, monsieur!!

  • @azapro911
    @azapro911 4 года назад +47

    Renault's F1 team has meetings like this.

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 Год назад +7

      Flavio: We need to win le race again
      Alonso: How, we are trying everything
      Flavio: WE MAKE LE VOITURE CRASH
      Alonso: But we lose le race
      Flavio: Non non non. We make Nelsinho crash. It bring out le stupide gray car. No one can do le pit. You WIN FERNANDO
      Alonso: OUI OUI OUI! SALUT CRASH DE LA VOITURE! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH ONION, GARLIC

  • @TheCreate95
    @TheCreate95 8 лет назад +162

    So much fun !!!! Jeremy Clarkson is the best

    • @ncshuriken
      @ncshuriken 7 лет назад +11

      @Milan Jovanovic: I don't think he's an idiot, he's educated and a clever fucker (the idiocy is an act), his jokes while many are controversial or immature, are VERY apt, and usually based on solid truths. Think of it like South Park humour: Stupid and immature, but very, VERY apt and clever, unlike Family Guy humour which is pure brainless idiocy just for the sake of idiocy without any real brains behind it. The guys a living legend, he had to get taken off air eventually because of that.

    • @Mouse2113
      @Mouse2113 6 лет назад +2

      Clarkson is god.

    • @patriktruong5324
      @patriktruong5324 4 года назад

      Do not forget that he is a doctor of engineering

  • @aaronevans4660
    @aaronevans4660 3 года назад +5

    2:43 song - ABBA - Money Money Money (KaraFun Instrumental)

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous 7 лет назад +53

    I can't believe I didn't send this to my French teacher

    • @alex20776a
      @alex20776a 7 лет назад +8

      Much better. When my teacher was covering the diffeent regions of France and why they were known for, when we got to Vicky, I said "Treason!" ...she didnt gave a good look.

  • @Frederatormusic
    @Frederatormusic 7 лет назад +28

    ONRELIABULUH
    ONCOMFORTABULUHHHH

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 4 месяца назад +3

    Now that Peugeot is part of Stellantis, this bit aged like fine wine

  • @jamesmcnauliv4527
    @jamesmcnauliv4527 3 года назад +3

    This episode, the bicycle ad episode and the elderly van, (it’s called the James) are amongst my top three

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee 6 лет назад +4

    This breakfast meeting will put Peugeot on the map for many years to come.

  • @TrassseB
    @TrassseB 27 дней назад +1

    I can really imagine them actually having that meeting and deliberately deciding to make crap cars

  • @Zackeria
    @Zackeria 5 лет назад +9

    Nice to see that the blue 309 at 0:47 is still on the road as of 2019

  • @911gpd
    @911gpd 7 лет назад +45

    3:01 "Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments" I can't stop laughing at this, seriously.
    It's one of the greatest clip made by Top Gear

  • @_austad
    @_austad 4 года назад +4

    Uncomfutabul and Spitte-Kleenex gets me every time😂

  • @fdhdd102
    @fdhdd102 Год назад +2

    when there cars stopped being angular, and started being blob-like, it all went downhill.

  • @FastPaull
    @FastPaull 7 лет назад +31

    Chef De Suspension
    LMFAOOOO

  • @ComeJesusChrist
    @ComeJesusChrist Год назад +1

    The piece about the Peugeot drivers is one of the best Top Gear segments ever made and Clarkson is brilliant in this boardroom scene!

  • @mfitzy100
    @mfitzy100 8 лет назад +131

    They're right...Peugeot were fantastic up to the late 90s, superb handling and class leading cars. Then they became all frumpy, unreliable and poorly executed.It's only in the past few years are they getting their mojo back, the latest 208, 308 and 2008 are far better. Thank God

    • @ratodoesgato
      @ratodoesgato 7 лет назад +16

      martin fitzpatrick agree to a point - but wtf is it with them fitting that extra small steering wheel currently? And then have the cheek to proclaim it's "providing better visibility making for better drive-ability" .. what a load of utter garbage!

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 7 лет назад

      martin fitzpatrick up to end off 80s

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 7 лет назад +4

      ratodoesgato I know right I used to drive them for work that tiny steering wheel made it difficult to see the speedo without moving it to an uncomfortable position, but as a whole the 108, 208 and 308 are a massive improvement over their previous junk like the 206, 207 and the dreadful 307.

    • @kl75182
      @kl75182 7 лет назад +1

      he's probably talking about the second gen 308

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 6 лет назад +1

      I travelled in a 5008 once. The most uncomfortable vehicle I've ever sat in. Horrible horrible car.

  • @bgr9133
    @bgr9133 Месяц назад +1

    I have never been to a French board meeting but if I did there would undoubtedly be wine, bread and escargots on the board table.

  • @Catalina._
    @Catalina._ 5 лет назад +5

    "Ongcomfootable" These guys are the best 😂😂

  • @LLLLLLLLLucas
    @LLLLLLLLLucas 7 лет назад +26

    "get the genius in charge of suspension....and fire him immediately!! "😆

  • @pedrogadjo5202
    @pedrogadjo5202 3 года назад +12

    As a french, your accent make me cry 😂

  • @throwback19841
    @throwback19841 Год назад +1

    James May quaffing away there in the refined manner he learned from decades of friendship woth Oz Clark

  • @mh53j
    @mh53j 6 лет назад +3

    "I am French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent? " Like the bit about "dramatic recreation using actors", seemed so realistic!! Damn I miss those guys!

  • @christopherpotomski8463
    @christopherpotomski8463 2 года назад +1

    Man that 3008 is hideous!!!
    James May in a French accent: "Maybe... Tres ugly."

  • @vincentmoyer5315
    @vincentmoyer5315 9 лет назад +276

    monsieur engine très horrible moteur tres horrible un cadeau de cheval dans la bouche that is good monsieur of Peugeot department and division of top gear

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 9 лет назад +21

      +Vincent Moyer Salut la voiture très horrible!

    • @vincentmoyer5315
      @vincentmoyer5315 9 лет назад +7

      +jayive34 exactly

    • @mz_emmet
      @mz_emmet 8 лет назад +1

      Vincent Moyer monsieuzzzze

  • @mariuszmoraw3571
    @mariuszmoraw3571 Месяц назад +2

    Peugeot was really champion of hothatches and like everything french they abandoned it.

  • @playtimehulot7383
    @playtimehulot7383 4 года назад +4

    The double O was a perfect idea. It fit! It´s the nickname for toilet!

  • @robholloway6829
    @robholloway6829 4 года назад +4

    I've only just realised that the man almost spitting his wine out is Richard Porter.

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 3 года назад +5

    My car is a bordeaux 2019 Peugeot 2008 SUV. I really like it, having for me a great compromise between internal space, and exterior design - especially because my car has that "Slasher smile" grille (used on many Peugeots until late 2019) that I absolutely love!! Also, it is comfortable to drive and agile in traffic.
    And, my father owns a 2011 Peugeot 3008, a model like the one at 2:25 except gray, and I've driven it occasionally. It is a nice, spacious and comfortable crossover, but what I love the most is the front seats. The driving seat is so comfortable that it's like driving a living room rather than a car.
    Both cars had no significant reliability problems - mine is almost new so it's obvious, I guess 😅. My dad's 3008 only had replacements for normally deteriorating components (tires, lights, brake pads, and oil changes). They may not be sport cars (recently the new 3008 starred in the Dakar race, however), but they do their job superbly. Of course, it makes sense that the Top Gear boys long the most for Peugeot's 80s/90s sport heritage.

  • @clintstrehl631
    @clintstrehl631 7 лет назад +2

    The meeting might be the funniest 1 minute I've ever seen on television

  • @FarmYardGaming
    @FarmYardGaming 3 года назад +3

    One of my favourite segments of the whole show

  • @gojeta1982
    @gojeta1982 Год назад +1

    Knowing they were all genuinely pissed makes this even more hilarious

  • @farhanmahalludin
    @farhanmahalludin 7 лет назад +7

    2:57 the fine print is on point

  • @fantasticmoments5899
    @fantasticmoments5899 Месяц назад +2

    Marking this as a Save Point in history... now i'm curious to find out what internal change they went through that got them in that mess... my bet is a some know-it-all prick coming in and changing things that does not need changing.. a typical nightmare scenario that has bankrupted a lot of companies for decades, even today.

    • @Hipas_Account
      @Hipas_Account День назад

      Well their sales went up from what i gather, and previously mainstream brands that have focused on sportier cars and more niche markets have tended to do worse financially although fan perception might have been better. Look at Nissan before their involvement with Renault, they were making some rather well known sports cars, only to have near relations with bankruptcy and ending up blessing us with the most awful thing on the streets in the form of the Nissan Qashqai.

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 5 лет назад +4

    Clarkson makes a perfect Frenchman. He did nail it as a Belgian traffic warden named David Souffle.

  • @RollsThatMovie
    @RollsThatMovie 4 года назад +1

    Merci pour cette caricature hilarante!! LOL la France vous aime. Vous nous manquer les trois loustic!!!

  • @PeugeotRocket
    @PeugeotRocket 7 лет назад +11

    I have a 405 Mi16 US spec. What an amazing little car.

  • @MassCaMb0
    @MassCaMb0 Месяц назад +2

    "but what shall nous do instead?"

    • @Stana999
      @Stana999 28 дней назад

      "We make terrible cars"

  • @lostrawkos
    @lostrawkos 2 года назад +3

    2:01 This is me at every meeting working from home.

  • @halfbakedproductions7887
    @halfbakedproductions7887 Год назад +1

    Breakfast meeting and they're all sinking red wine. Very accurate for France.

  • @peterlai1985
    @peterlai1985 7 лет назад +4

    That bottle full of yellow fluid made me lose my shit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dotman-mn8rb
    @Dotman-mn8rb 4 года назад +2

    I still stand that this is one of my favourite Top Gear episodes

  • @EdxJumpstyle
    @EdxJumpstyle 9 месяцев назад +4

    I'm French and I totally agree with that reconstitution. Peugeot died with their x07 series

  • @AdamTheMan1993
    @AdamTheMan1993 3 года назад +7

    "APR 29.4%, subject to terms and conditions, you must be able to sign your name to have a car, your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up with repayments." 😂😂😂

  • @nothanksguy
    @nothanksguy 3 года назад +2

    "this breakfast meeting" fuckin killed me