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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @mightymeatymech
    @mightymeatymech Год назад +155

    "WE 👏 ALL 👏 COME 👏 FROM 👏 THE 👏 DIRT 👏 AND 👏 WE 👏 END 👏 UP 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 DIRT 👏"
    -Lucas Cruikshank, 2023.

  • @dorelle
    @dorelle Год назад +261

    you can taste the Parmesan because... it's made of human toe nails. it's technically vegan because nails aren't alive and they are sourced from living, willing, human participants.

  • @EdwolfXx
    @EdwolfXx Год назад +35

    "I am peeing" and youre sitting lmao iconic

  • @adam-l74
    @adam-l74 Год назад +209

    Thanks for exposing this horrible agenda!

  • @imani422
    @imani422 Год назад +73

    i will 4ever think jacob is lowkey a very spiritual person 😭 he always seems to bring it up lol

  • @caratcakepie
    @caratcakepie Год назад +146

    Jacob, I feel like you need more recognition for your editing. Like, nobody is doing it like you!! Like the moment at 6:50 with the deviantart vampire in the sky and then cutting to your face for like .0005 sec is insane and made me lol frrrrrrrrrr

    • @happiehallowien
      @happiehallowien Год назад +16

      His editing makes me laugh fr

    • @AmyKoopa
      @AmyKoopa Год назад +4

      @@happiehallowien same 😂

  • @brittricc
    @brittricc Год назад +47

    I AM enjoying the review videos. I AM looking forward to more. I AM THANKFUL

  • @mayraestrada6168
    @mayraestrada6168 Год назад +17

    At the end Lucas gives spiritual healer and Jacob gives guy who took mushrooms for the first time 😭🤣

  • @Thatsokayiwaswrong
    @Thatsokayiwaswrong Год назад +39

    I really appreciate that even tho Lucas was a star for a second, there’s never any superiority towards Jacob and they just let each other be funny and it always turns out. They have a really health dynamic and it’s hard to watch two people at the same time without some kind of vibes. Well done fr

    • @debidehm9129
      @debidehm9129 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why would Lucas act superior just because he was a “star” for a second? Doesn’t make him a better person for that.

  • @selfsessions3515
    @selfsessions3515 Год назад +19

    Instead of just a closed eye, an open eye with a giant X across it really sends a message 😭😭😭😭

  • @DeeKTee
    @DeeKTee Год назад +11

    I love this silly little LA restaurant but one time I was there somebody ordered grilled cauliflower and it looked exactly like the rotting succulent on their patio.

  • @jeannieschroppel3162
    @jeannieschroppel3162 Год назад +13

    On a serious note the fake parm was probably nutritional yeast

  • @0Flow0
    @0Flow0 Год назад +24

    Jacob looks so stylish as a news anchor

  • @ammon8909
    @ammon8909 Год назад +43

    You guys are like step uncles once removed to me 😊

  • @Emilkkuma
    @Emilkkuma Год назад +10

    Omg jacobs hair looks so good I just realized he’s been growing it out!

  • @sarahgumball8597
    @sarahgumball8597 Год назад +6

    I’m scrolling through RUclips and see my boy jacob holding a plate of dirt that he’s gonna eat. You guys are the most dedicated RUclipsrs

  • @erinelizabethstone
    @erinelizabethstone Год назад +27

    repost comment so you see it:
    u guys should try to go to places that are struggling to stay in business or are closing or even just a family owned place to help promote them if it’s somewhere yall really like cuz u are actually great influencers that are super impactful and totally inspire me to try new places, if you wanted to you could totally help somewhere bring in a ton of business, even a store or something that you like too!! just a fun idea i feel like u guys would be good at. and beneficial to nebraskan economy finance kings 💯💅🏼💗💛

  • @emiiluma
    @emiiluma Год назад +15

    thank you guys for adding the mm and throw up sound effect at 8:03! we love including everyone and all palates, some people might like it and some might not! 🤪🤪🤪

    • @grace69699
      @grace69699 Год назад +1

      its a joke

    • @emiiluma
      @emiiluma Год назад +3

      @@grace69699 girl ik i was joking too 😭

  • @bleesome
    @bleesome 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jacob's skin is GLOWING in this video. we need an updated skincare routine

  • @julieweegens
    @julieweegens Год назад +26

    Jacob idk what it is, but you have been looking so fucking adorable lately.

  • @grlbones
    @grlbones Год назад +15

    My two favorite boys! I get so excited when you guys post videos
    P.s. the food looks soooo good!!

  • @selfsessions3515
    @selfsessions3515 Год назад +11

    I’m loving this paid review!!

  • @DhaniNMarie
    @DhaniNMarie Год назад +4

    The logo on the corner for the whole video tho 😂

  • @natalielaura333
    @natalielaura333 Год назад +17

    It’s always the best day when the bros bless us with a new video ❤🎉

  • @lolabunny1157
    @lolabunny1157 Год назад +5

    “I’m an idiot I’m so stupid” 😳😂

  • @Tootoosmom
    @Tootoosmom Год назад +6

    Jacob singing had no business being that funny

  • @klaire1058
    @klaire1058 Год назад +4

    You know what’s a GMO? Insulin . Preciate 😂

  • @kaileykuhlman490
    @kaileykuhlman490 Год назад +12

    You all always make me laugh, love the vids :) Sending the best of vibes your way!

  • @TruthfulTribe
    @TruthfulTribe Год назад +3

    when you started singing..i busted out laughing!!

  • @georgiesweet
    @georgiesweet Год назад +9

    i love y’all so much it hurts

  • @BrittanyAlmetaCalhoun
    @BrittanyAlmetaCalhoun Год назад +7

    The background music was jammin! 💃🏾

  • @itsofficiallyashleyt
    @itsofficiallyashleyt Год назад +5

    Jacob you are literally a genius, Lucas you are too! Love you guys so much!!

  • @babygfeva
    @babygfeva Год назад +3

    Where is the "I am indigestion"? I was looking forward to them trying that one....

  • @elaine378
    @elaine378 Год назад +2

    Okay but the low shot?? Absolute fits!! Fashion icon bros

  • @mindlessthenie
    @mindlessthenie Год назад +3

    Luca looks like a hostage the whole time lol

  • @eeeemmmmm
    @eeeemmmmm Год назад +4

    Jacob, with the hat, I could see you playing in Children of the Corn lol

  • @mgarm
    @mgarm Год назад +4

    Another fantastic restaurant review from the fabulous Cruikshank brothers!(BRAVO!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @shiphrahroshinithomas3590
    @shiphrahroshinithomas3590 Год назад +3

    I am blessed by Jacob's singing!!!!

  • @dylpickled
    @dylpickled Год назад +3

    I think caramel has more to do with the type of sugar being used. A lot of white cane sugar is processed in a non-vegan way (I think with bone char), so vegans tend to use raw sugar.

  • @lollafala2949
    @lollafala2949 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love Jacob!!!!!! He is the sweetest and seems so genuine!! Fkn cracks me up!! Together they have such a different feel than each of them alone on their channels. Not to be rude but I do prefer them when they are together. It’s cute to see them and imagine when they were younger that fkd around all the time probably annoying their siblings 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Richy.Boi.
    @Richy.Boi. Год назад +2

    Digging Jacob’s unique sense of humour. These vids make me smile 😃

  • @AmyB369
    @AmyB369 Год назад +4

    I am blessed to receive this woke boys video ❤

  • @VictorySchlund
    @VictorySchlund Год назад +4

    I feel opulent

  • @chrisskelton
    @chrisskelton Год назад +17

    What an amazing thing to have been woke up to 😅

  • @alexispeck1005
    @alexispeck1005 Год назад +4

    I always look forward to your videos please never stopppp!!!!!😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Rose-tm5kt
    @Rose-tm5kt 7 месяцев назад +1

    @15:10 😂effects after eating/ being vegan

  • @ryliemartin124
    @ryliemartin124 Год назад +2

    Lol I watched this and didn’t even realize it was new. Great job yall

  • @Martha-dc5tg
    @Martha-dc5tg Год назад +3

    haha good april fools guys! pretending to enjoy the evil woke agenda that is veganism!!! almost got me there 🤪

  • @pinksparklystyle9745
    @pinksparklystyle9745 Год назад +12

    My new affirmation== I am …loving 💗all your videos 💗💖💘💝 ps thanks for showing us the most woke vegan restaurant. I’ve never been to one before.

  • @cameliacosette
    @cameliacosette Год назад +2

    Loving the Drew Barrymore moment at the end

  • @dreamymariie
    @dreamymariie Год назад +1

    😂😂 the skits you guys do always have me crying
    edit : 8:14 🤣😭

  • @ammon8909
    @ammon8909 Год назад +4

    I like how y'all never show when you actually order

  • @scotm2949
    @scotm2949 Год назад +1

    Lucas sporting the retired gentlemans shoe of choice. The all white jumbo New Balance walkers.

  • @lucym.6287
    @lucym.6287 Год назад +2

    news anchor giving Harry Styles circa 2014 !😻😻😻

  • @halixmm
    @halixmm Год назад +2

    KALE MASSAGING BREAKS DOWN THE KALE FIBERS TO MAKE IT SOFTER AND DIGEST EASIER! TRUE

  • @projectionv.accountability1010
    @projectionv.accountability1010 Год назад +1

    8:28 literally made my whole day

  • @rosemaryslife6036
    @rosemaryslife6036 Год назад

    You guys are hillarious! I look forward to these videos on my lunch break! Makes my day! ❤

  • @lizhailand943
    @lizhailand943 Год назад +2

    Omg thank you im finally AWAKENED you guys did the fucking thing Angela Bassett style !!! Clap if you think I should suffer 👏

  • @RobsMotivationHub
    @RobsMotivationHub Год назад +7

    Can you go to a Michelin restaurant and take notes as if you're a legit critic

  • @marcbayarea1980
    @marcbayarea1980 Год назад +7

    😂 Cafe Gratitude first showed up in my area about 15 years ago. This location was in a very “woke” area in the San Francisco Bay Area. It was popular at first, but eventually it was replaced by a Round Table pizza. I personally hated the place too. It was nasty and overpriced.

  • @rokhayas
    @rokhayas Год назад

    6:36 i am laughing so hard rn😂😂😂

  • @candi4202
    @candi4202 Год назад +2

    I was waiting for a car to come splash ya at the end😂

  • @kendelltaylor7598
    @kendelltaylor7598 Год назад +1

    Pretty sure this is Jason Mraz’s restaurant…. He sings the songs I’m Yours and I Won’t Give Up

  • @djlittledbd1
    @djlittledbd1 Месяц назад

    The playlist while you were there at that restaurant was banging

  • @hotcheetosgirl08
    @hotcheetosgirl08 Год назад +4

    Omg! Y that news man is so handsome!

  • @Js2Jo
    @Js2Jo Год назад +3

    Two gay kings!!

  • @Pollypocket1
    @Pollypocket1 Год назад +3

    BRING BACK THE PODCAST

  • @kelseymaddox8967
    @kelseymaddox8967 Год назад +8

    Why am I attracted to them 😂

  • @JoleeJ
    @JoleeJ Год назад

    I had to rewind jut to hear Jacobs solo 😂 👏🏾👏🏾 bravo 🎉

  • @hannahd7276
    @hannahd7276 Год назад +1

    BABE WAKE UP ITS NEW JACOB AND LUCAS

  • @davianareymundo275
    @davianareymundo275 Год назад +2

    Jacob you look majestic at 4:35

  • @statusdisarray9598
    @statusdisarray9598 Год назад +4

    I felt nauseated, but love you and the food looked good

  • @karlarivas3632
    @karlarivas3632 Год назад +2

    I love you more for the known yummy lyrics

  • @-berberry
    @-berberry Год назад

    Still waitin on that $400 venmo..
    😂

  • @Shoshanna23
    @Shoshanna23 8 месяцев назад

    Lmao at I am blessed picture

  • @bobbyboy4184
    @bobbyboy4184 Год назад +2

    Very beautiful video Jacob!

  • @madisonwhite28
    @madisonwhite28 Год назад +1

    I am water 💕

  • @mvcurlyqs
    @mvcurlyqs Год назад +5

    pls say april fools! i cant believe you went to that woke restaurant!

  • @itsmenoneedfornames3292
    @itsmenoneedfornames3292 Год назад +1

    The last part was just making fun of me

  • @daga6121
    @daga6121 4 месяца назад

    They really don't like octopussy. I for one like eating octopussy. My supply sadly isn't big enough 😢

  • @livjwill
    @livjwill Год назад +1

    could u guys do a video of you trying and rating every store bought salsa?

  • @Jade-tu6ug
    @Jade-tu6ug 5 месяцев назад

    Caramel is literally milk and sugar😅

  • @camstxr
    @camstxr Год назад

    WE ARE TOGETHER

  • @Turkeyinthehay
    @Turkeyinthehay Год назад

    There is no such thing as not needing sour crream. End of.

  • @sugar_walls
    @sugar_walls 8 месяцев назад +1

    WAIT A MINUTE
    THATS FRED FIGGLEHORN

  • @alexapinto591
    @alexapinto591 Год назад

    you guys have to review erewhon

  • @gurlsnatchingwigs
    @gurlsnatchingwigs Год назад

    I enjoy eating my dinner with you guys lately I enjoy yalls videos so much ❤

  • @paulsonjeff
    @paulsonjeff Год назад +2

    Y'all are adorable

  • @zonamay
    @zonamay Год назад

    It was the music for me

  • @0rangebanana
    @0rangebanana Год назад +1

    I am orange banana

  • @rryyuuxx
    @rryyuuxx Год назад

    Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorite restaurant

  • @carilynn1456
    @carilynn1456 Год назад +4

    Literally please never stop posting! You and Lucas just have a way of helping a girl fall asleep peacefully lol 💕 food reviews are my fav

  • @ambrojai2535
    @ambrojai2535 Год назад +2

    That hat makes you look extra handsome jacob

  • @PanzerBuyer
    @PanzerBuyer Год назад +1

    Are you both left handed??

  • @PoisonElectra
    @PoisonElectra Год назад

    You're the fucking QUEEN for the JB cover, iLIVEEE 😂

  • @HomarAlexander
    @HomarAlexander 6 месяцев назад

    Lol. This is something i found out and surprised me as well. But since honey is made by bees. Then its considered NOT vegan. There is vegan honey. Smh

  • @camkissell
    @camkissell Год назад

    Did you guys move back to California??

  • @WeeferKeef
    @WeeferKeef 2 месяца назад

    I loved this one! You guys are great!! (I'm not vegan)

  • @lizhailand943
    @lizhailand943 Год назад +3

    Did Justin pay you to sing yummy yummy if so pay up JB

  • @erinunderwood3103
    @erinunderwood3103 Год назад +1

    Nice title