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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @FLEEKAZOID
    @FLEEKAZOID  Год назад +931

    SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP.
    would you like to know more?

    • @acemarvel1564
      @acemarvel1564 Год назад +9

      You need prunes my guy?

    • @makotoyuki9498
      @makotoyuki9498 Год назад +10

      Think about it!

    • @DannyGraves1775
      @DannyGraves1775 Год назад +2

      ...Another Starship Troopers stream? Oh well, at least it won't be as buggy (hurr hurr) as this Bugthesda crapshoot.

    • @penonton4260
      @penonton4260 Год назад +2

      please play starfield with Arc A770 ~
      🤣🤣

    • @nieildilsonsouza4747
      @nieildilsonsouza4747 Год назад +6

      No, i will do my part!

  • @vewyscawymonsta
    @vewyscawymonsta Год назад +2437

    "Half the fun of Bethesda games is figuring out what they lied about"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @Nael000
      @Nael000 Год назад +27

      it made me laugh so hard lmao

    • @theknightguy5927
      @theknightguy5927 Год назад +14

      It adds to the fun of any Bethesda game

    • @Force-Multiplier
      @Force-Multiplier Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DieEineMieze
      @DieEineMieze Год назад +22

      ​@@theknightguy5927you are being lied too again and again and you like it? Now I understand Bethesda fans.

    • @Tripp426
      @Tripp426 10 месяцев назад +1

      "FiFtEeN tImEs ThE dEtAiL"

  • @TheHauptGeneral
    @TheHauptGeneral Год назад +3671

    "They probably knew their audiences could relate to a protagonist without a father" had me absolutely flabbergasted

    • @VultureXV
      @VultureXV Год назад +69

      Am...am I a minority being unable to relate to that?

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 Год назад +239

      How are you unable to relate to not having a father if you are a minority? @@VultureXV

    • @wykydytron
      @wykydytron Год назад

      If you like spiderman and have father, yes you are minority. No one who had father and is over 11yr old likes spiderman.

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Год назад +57

      ​@@psyched.shelby5391oh you legend. You beat me to it by 28 minutes lol. Well said

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Год назад +13

      @@VultureXV if you're American, yes

  • @no0bw1th4gun
    @no0bw1th4gun Год назад +1725

    "Can't we all just get along?"
    "NO! Pick a side and bleed!"
    This guy says it like it is.

    • @sokol5805
      @sokol5805 Год назад +49

      I chose PC

    • @JustChill-zd4ib
      @JustChill-zd4ib Год назад

      Yes you can does not matter what moron on the side thinks. Nobody can tell you what to do. Always on the side of logic and what makes sense not some emotional man baby.

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 Год назад +16

      I choose Adoring Fan

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Год назад

      Ahh, so you've chosen scraps @@sokol5805

    • @jamesabestos2800
      @jamesabestos2800 Год назад +4

      Poor gang, sike slightly above average.... slinger

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Год назад +211

    "Stand up while you're talkin out of your ass so I can hear ya!"
    A true genius. Comedy Central is over.

  • @Nickske94pwn
    @Nickske94pwn 10 месяцев назад +18

    The biggest problem with starfield is they removed the core of every bethesda game. The feeling of freedom and wanting too explore. Despite every bug, glitch, bad combat/writing, you didn’t really mind because you wanted to explore. No random vampire drug dens whilst exploring, kidnapping while using a bed to level up, no random interesting experiences. Just going back to daggerfall or earlier games and using ai/random generated areas with nothing. They are just beta testing what the minimal effort is to get the most profit at this point. Wouldn’t surprise me that this game is made 90% by AI

    • @Interdacted
      @Interdacted 8 дней назад

      Starfield writing:
      Yes,
      Yes,
      No but yes,
      Yes yes.

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 Год назад +1598

    if the console wars were literal, fleek would be a minor warlord who profiteered off of selling weapons to both sides.

    • @ChaplainJoshua
      @ChaplainJoshua Год назад +128

      As one should. _Equality._

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 Год назад +41

      A minor warlord? Like the kid from Tropic Thunder?

    • @capitcha
      @capitcha Год назад +45

      he’s the Jackal from Farcry 2

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 Год назад +18

      @@Just_A_Megalodon Nic Cage ain't a minor though, he's like 2000 years old. Dude drank Jesus's actual blood and he's been vamping ever since.

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Год назад

      Wait hold on a second, you forgot the PC master race. You know, the ones that crawled up a magical bear's coochie.

  • @javierortiz82
    @javierortiz82 Год назад +2918

    "Half of the fun of Bethesda games is figuring out what they lied about"
    Zoid, Fleeka, 2023.

    • @daltonliles6161
      @daltonliles6161 Год назад +106

      Which is essentially everything lmao and people saying otherwise need to go rewatch the direct and compare it to the actual game, it doesn't even capture the same feeling as the direct did, it's a hollow shell skyrim reskin. Innovates on nothing and actually takes some steps back in certain areas and some people are calling it GOTY because it's bethesda. Guarantee if ubi made this it would have been picked apart wayyy worse than it's getting.

    • @ged-4138
      @ged-4138 Год назад

      Okay then name me at least one thing that was lied about.@@daltonliles6161

    • @megamax898
      @megamax898 Год назад +80

      “16 times the detail”
      That one guy who believes it:
      “WAAAAHOOOO!”

    • @Shadow30.
      @Shadow30. Год назад

      They patched dogmeat skip grind glitch those fukers

    • @ged-4138
      @ged-4138 Год назад

      That's technically true. Fallout 76 increased the distance of LOD rendering by 4 in every direction. Which makes it 4x4=16 on a x-y cartesian plane. And since LOD models are called "Level-Of-Detail", you DO get 16 times the detail in Fallout 76.@@megamax898

  • @wholehand2635
    @wholehand2635 Год назад +1611

    I remember back in 2011 people saying
    “Why can’t we have a 1:1 copy of these maps? Why isn’t new vegas the actual size of vegas?”
    I’ll tell you why, if you made a 1:1 copy of earth as an open world game… people would complain about how the ocean is too big and that there’s nothing to do

    • @Zack-vi7is
      @Zack-vi7is Год назад +312

      Vehicles exist. Well, not in Bethesda games, because they use an engine so outdated they apparently can't have the character move faster than a brisk jog. But most open world games understand that a vehicle is an integral part of traveling the map. And helps alleviate the tedium of travel.

    • @wholehand2635
      @wholehand2635 Год назад +42

      @@Zack-vi7is what are you going on about?

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад +31

      Well, Test Drive Unlimited did it. If it wasn't for their bugged servers, it would have been a lot more fun. But, I was a kid when NES was one of the only ways to game. I had less screen time and no internet. Now, the average young person(probably older person as well), goes through withdrawal symptoms and starts hurling insults when confronted with the idea of growing up prior to Cartoon Network, RUclips and broadband internet.

    • @makotoyuki9498
      @makotoyuki9498 Год назад +117

      Earth’s review, 7.8/10 with too much water.

    • @Zack-vi7is
      @Zack-vi7is Год назад +130

      @@wholehand2635 people wouldn't complain about the scale if they had an efficient way to traverse the landscape.
      People complain about Starfields scale because they don't have that.

  • @civilprotection3114
    @civilprotection3114 Год назад +643

    The part about people going to an empty planet and complaining that there is nothing to do is highly underrated.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Год назад +67

      you can walk... and walk..... and walk..... in the age of interplanetary travel, planetary travel is kinda forgotten (hope they at least 'invent' horses)

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 Год назад +62

      even live planets feel empty, outside of the cities. Reminds me a lot of no man sky flying to a planet and looking for POI, but least in no man sky you could fly between them not run for 10 mins.

    • @thetrueinferno7993
      @thetrueinferno7993 Год назад +46

      I think the part where people purchased this joke of a game is the most underrated. People are actively paying for no content, remember you bought the ticket to that empty planet!

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 Год назад +25

      @@thetrueinferno7993 Hell even if this was the greatest game ever the fact people bought it without at least first testing to see if it's any good says a lot.

    • @rokmare
      @rokmare Год назад +5

      TBH if you are traveling in space in real life most of the planets are ether going to be empty or gas giants you can’t land on since planet with life is rare otherwise we would have aliens visiting earth already

  • @ElBandito
    @ElBandito 10 месяцев назад +88

    Thank you Starfield, for promoting Cyberpunk 2077 as the clearly superior game.

    • @tedtheodore5715
      @tedtheodore5715 Месяц назад

      And thank you Cyberpunk 2077, for promoting Fallout 4 as the clearly superior game.

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito Месяц назад +6

      @tedtheodore5715 FO4 superior to CP2077? Didn't know you dabbled in comedy.

  • @davybaby79
    @davybaby79 Год назад +885

    “Half of the the fun of Bethesda games is figuring out what they lied about” had me laughing out loud

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Год назад +18

      That is until you find out that, they lied about their being mod support. *Santa Tod's broken workshop on deformed and flat wheels, slowly comes into view*

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 Год назад +2

      @@sebastiancoar1991if that’s the case, I blame all of you for pushing that into reality

    • @JustChill-zd4ib
      @JustChill-zd4ib Год назад

      Reaction to a reaction, classic.

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Год назад +2

      @@JustChill-zd4ib Reaction to a reaction to a reaction

    • @thefirsttrillionaire2925
      @thefirsttrillionaire2925 Год назад

      9:27 this random shit got me 🤣🤣

  • @zombiehampster1397
    @zombiehampster1397 Год назад +663

    "How do you insult someone who has nothing" is probably one of the many favorites from this one. Fleek, you do awesome work, but this video is my favorite (or one of em, theres a lot) so far.

    • @Mrturtlestomps
      @Mrturtlestomps Год назад +16

      Chill out he’s not gonna bang you bro

    • @zombiehampster1397
      @zombiehampster1397 Год назад +34

      @@Mrturtlestomps don't shatter my dreams and asspirations, bro. You're just mad because he would never bang you. Gotta call it like I see it.

    • @zombiehampster1397
      @zombiehampster1397 Год назад +13

      @@Mrturtlestomps I mean seriously, have you seen his googly eyes? Shhhiiii....

    • @mati.benapezo
      @mati.benapezo Год назад +4

      Those are looking directly into your soul.

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 Год назад +4

      ​@@mati.benapezothey peer into a void

  • @jtc863
    @jtc863 Год назад +314

    That joke about the Canadian health services really got me in the jimmies.
    Veteran Affairs offers the same treatment.

    • @jamesabestos2800
      @jamesabestos2800 Год назад +6

      Worst thing Canadá is known for except the cost of living being shi-

    • @Faded-ds3py
      @Faded-ds3py Год назад +1

      @@jamesabestos2800 canada has a lower cost of living and higher quality of life on average than america lol

    • @MrThunderFx
      @MrThunderFx Год назад +8

      @@Faded-ds3py LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

    • @machscga6238
      @machscga6238 Год назад +18

      ​@Faded-ds3py I am Canadian and this is nonsense...
      Cost of living and quality of life in both USA and Canada has everything to do with what Province or State you live in. Feds on both side of the boarder are not productive to average persons quality of life.

    • @TheTechNopal
      @TheTechNopal 5 месяцев назад +1

      * laughs in Appointment set 4 months in the future for an X Ray at my nearest VA *

  • @aidanthornton173
    @aidanthornton173 7 месяцев назад +15

    The missions can be summarized into three parts.
    1. Angry/Rude NPC demands you do something for them.
    2. You do the thing asked of you and return.
    3. Angry/Rude NPC tells you to fuck off.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 Год назад +115

    9:19 - 9:27 Your choice of NPCs for that line delivery was sublime. _Especially the last one._

  • @skrublordnord69
    @skrublordnord69 Год назад +171

    That Spider-Man father joke was brutal 😂

    • @ivoivic2448
      @ivoivic2448 Год назад +21

      that joke was an insult on so many levels. a true masterpiece.

    • @seearyari
      @seearyari Год назад

      @@ivoivic2448wasn’t good at all🤷‍♂️ u guys are satisfied with the littlest things 🙄

    • @skrublordnord69
      @skrublordnord69 Год назад +25

      @@seearyarikinda like your mom when she met your dad lol

    • @ivoivic2448
      @ivoivic2448 Год назад +7

      @@seearyari0 IQ take

    • @Shubham-hk6yf
      @Shubham-hk6yf Год назад +5

      ​@@seearyarilook below you have been burned

  • @dreadnought014
    @dreadnought014 Год назад +760

    I’m a veteran of the console wars of old. I remember fighting for Halo 3 and the rest of Xbox. But ever since Xbox destroyed themselves, I have become enlightened. I became a PC player. So while the new generation fight the next console war and the new PC releases are shipped broken. I’m emulating the classics and enjoying my new found enlightenment.

    • @lojika1majik
      @lojika1majik Год назад +48

      The real strat is to play with your friends.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Год назад +96

      Welcome to freedom, brother. Enjoy the green fields of the Promised Land.

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 Год назад +25

      yarrg jarrg fiddle dee deee, mateyyy! 🏴‍☠

    • @mati.benapezo
      @mati.benapezo Год назад +21

      So... PC won the war?

    • @tillburr6799
      @tillburr6799 Год назад +45

      @@mati.benapezo both sides talkin bout exclusives. pc is less anti consumer. its all that is important

  • @ERBaruin
    @ERBaruin Год назад +135

    Fleek said it once before and ill quote him "You got me Bethesda, you mastered the art of tedium"

    • @JustChill-zd4ib
      @JustChill-zd4ib Год назад

      Losers playing a game they don't enjoy and keep complaining about it. Truly pathetic losers.

  • @Nathaniel1415
    @Nathaniel1415 Год назад +115

    I’m a 100 hours in starfield and experienced a bug that ended my game and corrupted every save data. The game is unplayable for me now until they patch it and it’s honestly the worst experience I’ve ever had with a new game.

    • @little_lord_tam
      @little_lord_tam Год назад +3

      Don't tell me they oblivioned Starfield

    • @nice1bro759
      @nice1bro759 Год назад +2

      it's just the way it is

    • @nuclearsimian3281
      @nuclearsimian3281 Год назад +23

      Its Bethesda. It was your fault for expecting a game they released to be functional and work right.

    • @ChadeGB
      @ChadeGB Год назад +1

      *sniff sniff* You smell that? That's the heady aroma of bullshit coming from this comment.

    • @TheMythOfTheThickSix
      @TheMythOfTheThickSix Год назад +9

      Bro you put 100 hours into a game that hasnt been out a month. 😂😂😂

  • @TheUnaBoomer
    @TheUnaBoomer Год назад +53

    Bro your Baldur's Gate take is so based man! "Triple A game studios are terrified, gaming standards have been changed forever." Half the people saying that crap don't even play the game.

  • @amongersus2893
    @amongersus2893 Год назад +108

    Walk across the entire empty desert just to play a slot machine might be my new favorite thing someone has ever said about new Vegas 💀 still my favorite game ever but so true

  • @spentcasing3990
    @spentcasing3990 Год назад +221

    As a Canadian I can confirm that is exactly how our health care system works

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard Год назад +19

      Maids everywhere else in the world: kalm
      MAIDs in Canada: Real shit

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph Год назад +22

      Trudeau is making a real mess of things over there

    • @Retr0_Blues
      @Retr0_Blues Год назад

      @@Cenot4ph👴🏼

    • @DotDusk
      @DotDusk Год назад +2

      ​@Cenot4ph he is just accelerating the inevitable. Especially for those senior citizens and veterans relying on health care.

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 Год назад +4

      @@Cenot4ph i remember someone else doing something similar in history, called it mercy "endings of life" (youtube doesnt like half of the words i use and really hates the other half).
      i think it was shmitler?

  • @hendrixc6988
    @hendrixc6988 Год назад +615

    Fleek keeping it real as always.

    • @SvenBerg-q3p
      @SvenBerg-q3p Год назад +5

      As always.

    • @hendrixc6988
      @hendrixc6988 Год назад

      Yes sir @@SvenBerg-q3p Yes sir

    • @JeffLMB
      @JeffLMB Год назад +2

      Keeping it real, and activating all my neurons.
      (Also yea, I had to comment due to the profile pic)

    • @hendrixc6988
      @hendrixc6988 Год назад +1

      @@JeffLMB Brothers don't shake hands, Brothers gotta hug.

    • @JeffLMB
      @JeffLMB Год назад +1

      @@hendrixc6988 bring it here man, get yourself a hug!

  • @bradwigger5785
    @bradwigger5785 Год назад +79

    "Half the fun of Bethesda games is figuring out what they lied about" is the truest and most based review point I've ever heard

  • @stitchedbyiron
    @stitchedbyiron Год назад +112

    Gamers and audiences: "this is an underrated masterpiece that no one understands, people just didn't appreciated it at it's initial release."

    • @ummerfarooq5383
      @ummerfarooq5383 Год назад +1

      The ponies are trying to kill starfield below 5/10

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 11 месяцев назад +21

      I'm gonna go with no.
      There will be future apologists that will cater to today's fanboys, sure, but there are already plenty of dissections and critiques that present the game in the reality of the mediocrity it is.
      Some might try to pass mediocrity as misunderstood genius, but the vast majority of people with a brain will point and laugh at them.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 11 месяцев назад +9

      Unlikely. Skyrim was praised at release but over the years its support had dwindled as it got compared to older titles in the series, most often the 3rd installment which has become arguably the high spot. Hell, Fallout 4 hasn't recieved any change in feeling since its release what 6 or 7 years ago? New Vegas just recieved more of a boost while Fallout 3 has just fallen slightly.
      It is likely Skyrim will continue to fall in approval as more of Bethesda's games fall as Skyrim is traced back to the turning point.

    • @zyreek1177
      @zyreek1177 11 месяцев назад +2

      Nah it’s gonna end up like fo4 just mid

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb 10 месяцев назад +1

      Mostly because as usual we are the ones fixing every issue under the sunlight absolutely free of charge

  • @thegrumpiestfox
    @thegrumpiestfox Год назад +183

    console wars was the best time of my life for sure.

    • @TanvirAhmed-bz2ox
      @TanvirAhmed-bz2ox Год назад +6

      @@LTNetjakits my first console war and o my god it was entertaining

    • @javierortiz82
      @javierortiz82 Год назад +17

      Last time I saw a proper console war it was Nintendo vs Sega during the 90's, everything afterwards is just similar pieces of hardware running the same pieces of software in the same capacity with barely any noticeable graphical differences, different businessmen as stake holders, increasingly more horrible pricing models and attached services.

    • @swegga4530
      @swegga4530 Год назад +19

      @@javierortiz82 PS2 vs Xbox and PS3 vs xbox-360 those were true wars, nintendo vs sega seemed more like consoles trying to out best the other in friendly competition

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi Год назад +8

      I am a veteran of the nintendo sega wars.
      It was beautiful, sadly I joined the side that lost the war.
      I miss my Dreamcast and Genesis.

    • @brianrankin5876
      @brianrankin5876 Год назад +3

      Follow only by the cola wars and the emu war

  • @mgatelabs
    @mgatelabs Год назад +43

    I was assaulting a ship yesterday, and half of the crew was floating off in space when I boarded, had to cheat to finish the fight, 10/10 game of the year.

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Год назад +5

      You should watch the rageholic review then. I think you will relate. Indeed 10/10 game of the game glitch of the year. It just works.

  • @DINFERI
    @DINFERI Год назад +226

    That ending was goddamn good.

  • @NOTIAREPANDA
    @NOTIAREPANDA Год назад +53

    So what you’re REALLY telling me is that the game is so insignificant , that half the review was console wars and assorted memes?

  • @TheSneakySlinky
    @TheSneakySlinky Год назад +11

    I like that I can identify an npc ragdolling through geometry by sound alone. Bethesda really knows how to stay consistent.

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 Год назад +8

    "STAND UP when you're talkin' outta your ass so I CAN HEAR YA!" That's a new quote goin' in the book. I gotta use that one. Beautiful.

    • @youngc570
      @youngc570 Год назад

      Classic. Fleek has done it again like Todd Howard.

  • @TheVikingbob
    @TheVikingbob Год назад +89

    It just worked until the main quest had me do *nine* temples in a row to progress the plot. Just traveling to a planet, running 400 yards, playing superman64, getting a skyrim shout, shooting a jobber. Nine times. NINE TIMES TODD. The most tepid, infuriating 25 minutes of a hundred hour playthrough. The mods to give the girls som budgets just don't make up for this, not yet at least.

    • @wykydytron
      @wykydytron Год назад +2

      I'm 90% sure today's update did stealthily change spawn locations of temples as they all were next to my ship and yesterday I had to run like 1.5km...

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Год назад +4

      Wait until they release their next game and you have to do it 11 times. This isn’t going to get any better as long as the people keep giving Todd money for anything with his brand on it.

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph Год назад +4

      😂 exactly, I quit the game at that point. Finished all major factions except UC. Such lame game design, which honestly was the whole main quest, it's just bad incl. Most of the characters

    • @HJK242
      @HJK242 Год назад +5

      to max out all those shouts you need to do 240 temples

    • @maxnum1sgameclub263
      @maxnum1sgameclub263 Год назад +1

      Then you pick up the temples one by one and in between kill some space ships or bounties. I try to do a few temples a day and leave it at that. It should be clear that they are a huge part of the story. So you could see this coming from miles away!

  • @roblesius1413
    @roblesius1413 Год назад +34

    You are incredible. Most of your videos are under 10 minutes, but they feel like more than 20. You're the best

    • @Lifen1
      @Lifen1 Год назад +1

      Grow up..

    • @yofwill
      @yofwill 10 месяцев назад

      We all got a lot of growing up to do.

  • @E.Hunter.Esquire
    @E.Hunter.Esquire 7 месяцев назад +4

    Why does the opening of starfield have fallout music and fallout 4 assets remeshed to look very veey very slightly "different"?

  • @AkbarJomong
    @AkbarJomong Год назад +38

    the best guy that i ever saw in reviewing games and i hope he reviews the game ( merceneries 2 ) i hope so

    • @FLEEKAZOID
      @FLEEKAZOID  Год назад +22

      Bought it not too long ago, review coming soon™ (and by soon I mean within the next 12 months)

    • @AkbarJomong
      @AkbarJomong Год назад +2

      @@FLEEKAZOID thanks man ❤️ thats great to hear

    • @ThePlayer920
      @ThePlayer920 Год назад

      reviewing?

  • @Fertro
    @Fertro Год назад +3

    "Stand up when you're talkin' out of your ass so I can hear ya"
    Excellent job.

  • @roflBeck
    @roflBeck Год назад +39

    I too am looking forward to the mods that add the budgets. With the way character outfits look in this game, you can barely notice the budgets! Lol.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад +5

      ha, I was thinking money, and was going to say we needed maps too... Yeah, the game is too non-binary lol

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 Год назад +6

      not if nexus mods has anything to say about it, and they do

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад +1

      @@thefool8224 we'll have to sail to calmer seas then.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Год назад

      without outfits you can barely notice budgets.

    • @josephdeneka666
      @josephdeneka666 Год назад

      less ugly mud women. no one wants to see the ones in the game now

  • @AccountProto5X
    @AccountProto5X 2 месяца назад +1

    "Pick a side and bleed." is such a raw line dude, great video

  • @charlyb.9406
    @charlyb.9406 Год назад +13

    my theory: starfield was already known as an medioce rpg comparable to fo76 standard bv insiders. but todd and friends polished it and managed it to hold up a hype and make it a (how long?) financial success. i'm watching it and can not believe how hard some fanboys defend the emptyness and soulelessness of this game even compared with previous beth standards before FO76

    • @AndrewRyan-zv7zb
      @AndrewRyan-zv7zb 4 месяца назад

      FO76 isnt great, but it miles better than Starfield and FO4

    • @charlyb.9406
      @charlyb.9406 4 месяца назад

      @@AndrewRyan-zv7zb wow, hot take to rate it above f04. i play i only sp not any cash grab

    • @AndrewRyan-zv7zb
      @AndrewRyan-zv7zb 4 месяца назад

      @@charlyb.9406 That should show how terribly written i think FO4 is. I wanted to hate 76 more than i do, and it has its garbage in it. But id be lying if i said i didnt enjoy the writing and world building more in it than in 4. IT should have been FO4 not the institute trash in Boston.

    • @charlyb.9406
      @charlyb.9406 4 месяца назад

      @@AndrewRyan-zv7zb fo4 works so good (modded) i do not depend on any vanilla story ;)

  • @bananaborn4785
    @bananaborn4785 Год назад +6

    so much effort just to call baldur's gate 3 players bear fuckers, shit so magnificent it bring me to tears

  • @Mrgiggles9007
    @Mrgiggles9007 Год назад +24

    "Half the fun of Bethesda games is figuring out what they lied about." I'll drink to that brother XD

  • @gamepenguin21
    @gamepenguin21 Год назад +24

    I am dying from laughter. THIS is the kind of energy I wanted to see.

  • @babayega1717
    @babayega1717 Год назад +3

    That was a very long way of saying: I am the " Its a Bethesda game what did you expect" guy.

  • @anomie1998
    @anomie1998 Год назад +17

    Starfield is like a han solo simulator where greedo always shoots first but han can't kill greedo because greedo is an essential npc, just based on how I play these games, I'm severely let down but not entirely surprised either

  • @saverx1775
    @saverx1775 Год назад +28

    Love these reviews! Wanna see 1 on starship troopers even though its an early access game.

    • @fzcxcxzzxcxz
      @fzcxcxzzxcxz Год назад +4

      Dude...
      PIMP...

    • @IamZeus1100
      @IamZeus1100 Год назад +4

      He already did brother

    • @maxnum1sgameclub263
      @maxnum1sgameclub263 Год назад

      That star troopers games is AMAZING, sadly it become burried under all the new dlc (pokemon/cyberpunk) and starfield…

    • @saverx1775
      @saverx1775 Год назад

      @@IamZeus1100 really?! Crap im behind

  • @Dooby0071
    @Dooby0071 Год назад +4

    These marketing teams are getting better than the game developers lmao

    • @Zack-vi7is
      @Zack-vi7is Год назад +1

      That's like 90% of Microsofts spending in the gaming industry lol. I swear I hear more about their games before they release than I do after.

  • @youngc570
    @youngc570 Год назад +13

    Must watch. Surely Fleek will bring sanity and order to the worldwide Starfield (11/10) madness.

  • @Sheriff-ev7my
    @Sheriff-ev7my Год назад +14

    LOL the god of war intro comparison to starfield was amazing. So well thought out, I didn’t even think of it.

  • @PappyGunn
    @PappyGunn 2 месяца назад +3

    My best starfield moment was when an NPC came up to me right out of the blue and told me he couldn't wait to go home to cuddle with his same sex husband. Who does that? Do gay people do that out in California? I know I'm slow on the uptake, but I got "the message" already when half the characters and 80% of the NPCs were gay. And when I found out that black bossgirk wahmyn was the clone of a dude. Somehow.

  • @Jonderlei
    @Jonderlei Год назад +7

    Oh man that canadian health care bit was good.Hurts a little but youre not wrong lol

    • @slayerhuh404
      @slayerhuh404 Год назад

      I didn't get it.. :(

    • @Jonderlei
      @Jonderlei Год назад

      @@slayerhuh404 Im guessing hes referring to the MAID program they are trying to push here where the treatment option is just killing you. And it isnt just for people on deaths bed already

    • @familyvalue5588
      @familyvalue5588 Год назад

      @@slayerhuh404 Canadian healthcare system has recently started a tendency to tell its tax payers to unalive themselves (not joking) instead of helping their mental (or other issues) they just suggest euthanasia, no one could have seen this coming, lmao.

    • @slayerhuh404
      @slayerhuh404 Год назад +1

      @@LTNetjak dude.. that is DARK

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад +1

      @@slayerhuh404 oh no, my dear, they called it M.A.I.D. Doesn't it just sound so sweet?

  • @deathkorpsgrenadier2419
    @deathkorpsgrenadier2419 Год назад +17

    It's not a Bethesda game unless there's 3 types of mods available
    1 - (Game) Script Extender
    2 - Make children un-aliveable
    3 - Make every damn woman look like something straight of Action Taimanin

    • @elbosslenny8673
      @elbosslenny8673 Год назад +2

      A man of culture

    • @rogerloger1935
      @rogerloger1935 Год назад +1

      I mean witch modern game have kid you can murder, that kind of too far.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад

      Non-binary is the new black(fashion you bigots) this year.

    • @LordLambertius
      @LordLambertius Год назад

      @@rogerloger1935 Baldurs Gate 3 is honestly the only game I've seen where you can kill them.

    • @rogerloger1935
      @rogerloger1935 Год назад +1

      @@LordLambertius In a scipted way or just for the fun of it?

  • @kinghell9061
    @kinghell9061 Год назад +72

    This review was a 10/10

  • @thomasquwack9503
    @thomasquwack9503 10 месяцев назад +2

    The one guy who was actually happy w starfield and honest about it

  • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
    @NewOrderOfAlexandria Год назад +3

    It's impressive how Xbox Series X looks exactly the same as Xbox One graphically. They did a really good job recreating the same console.

  • @thatonelegend817
    @thatonelegend817 Год назад +26

    Bringing up the absolutely packed new vegas map to say it was empty is a true alpha move

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds Год назад +18

      It's the truth, though

    • @bryce1479
      @bryce1479 Год назад +19

      Packed with what? That shit was empty af

    • @OryxAU
      @OryxAU Год назад +5

      One of my favourite memories when I was knee deep in the Bethesda forums was when people complained about how empty the New Vegas map felt, a dev responded and said "It's a desert, what did you expect?"

    • @thatonelegend817
      @thatonelegend817 Год назад +4

      @@bryce1479 did you not see the map and all the markers.

    • @thatonelegend817
      @thatonelegend817 Год назад +3

      @@BuryTheLight-tds did you not look at the map?

  • @ssilent8202
    @ssilent8202 10 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly Bethesda, make a new engine. I know you love your precious little Creation, but it’s time to move on. You can “update” it all you want, it’s still the same engine. Hell, if you really want, call the brand new engine Creation 2 if you really can’t live without Creation.

  • @guysome7469
    @guysome7469 Год назад +23

    David Jaffe is a gift hat keeps on giving. If you haven't seen him getting shat on when Cruelty Squad came out, you should, the dev himself made shitposts at him. It was funny as hell.

  • @wiledman2430
    @wiledman2430 Год назад +2

    You know what breeds innovation? COMPETITION!!

  • @Ledmetacdc
    @Ledmetacdc Год назад +16

    This is honestly the best video about this game on the internet. I nearly died laughing.

  • @irkalla100
    @irkalla100 Год назад +33

    Sharknado of Bethesda games. Nailed it.

  • @chillhour6155
    @chillhour6155 8 месяцев назад +3

    Starfield is what you get when you don't have a strong established IP backing it up, this has shown Bethesda's true creative potential

  • @b.thomas8926
    @b.thomas8926 Год назад +43

    I'm with you on the whole mod support. We gotta get our money out of this thing!

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Год назад +8

      Todd Howard: "We have done away with Nexus & Steam mod support" "Introducing Bethesda Workshop V2.0!"
      Bethesda Workshop V2.0: *A clown on a unicycle with a flat tire, rusty handle bars, and juggling broken glass shards with one hand while juggling the cash of disappointed fans with the other.*

    • @b.thomas8926
      @b.thomas8926 Год назад +7

      @@sebastiancoar1991 I still dont own the game, so, my expectations have still been met! lol

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Год назад

      @@b.thomas8926 Neither have I.

    • @vannchansenany10d32
      @vannchansenany10d32 Год назад

      @@b.thomas8926so not very high then lol

  • @thisguystrats
    @thisguystrats Год назад +2

    7:14 Oh cool, you captured audio from my upstairs neighbors.

  • @paulboris1507
    @paulboris1507 Год назад +2

    Ya’know. After playing both, please give me the boring space survival game because I know the devs will actually try to fix it. No obnoxious/unlikeable side characters is also a plus.

  • @bilson7523
    @bilson7523 Год назад +11

    Man, you were surprisingly tame with this game... Idk, this one felt kinda phoned in, even for Bethesda. Seriously, game just feels like: "Hey modders, here are some new Lego pieces," and I'm waiting for them to make the game.

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 11 месяцев назад +1

      He knows his install base are a bunch of immature kids that are invested in this console war .
      Calling the game "like the rest of Bethesda games" is just hilarious.

  • @hectorpcmr.
    @hectorpcmr. Год назад +23

    It's official, this is the definitive Starfield review and this single video got me to subscribe.

  • @christakeschillpills8177
    @christakeschillpills8177 Год назад +13

    This guy is already one of the best yters of all time, the editing is too funny

  • @ChaoticD3sTroYeR
    @ChaoticD3sTroYeR 3 месяца назад +1

    Did the Budget cut reversing Mods happen yet?? Need that 20min detailed review!

    • @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo
      @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo 2 месяца назад

      If you want to see a modded play, refer to Sista Citizen

  • @PunksGambit
    @PunksGambit Год назад

    I feel like you're one video away from making a certified Skitzo Elijah video. Im never afraid, Pimp!!

  • @Macalo777
    @Macalo777 Год назад +14

    As always, good quality video’s. You seem like the spiritual of OG RUclips coming back to life 10/10

  • @ThorGelad
    @ThorGelad Год назад +15

    Fleeks allegories of geopolitical scenarios to games is top notch . Somebody make him President of USA instead .

    • @do-notuse3821
      @do-notuse3821 Год назад

      SOUNDS LIKE FLEEK MIGHT NEED A DIAPER
      CHANGE AND A NAP. !!!

  • @spyder335
    @spyder335 Год назад +4

    To be fair No mans sky is real good now

  • @NuttahButtah
    @NuttahButtah Год назад +2

    This video alone earned a sub. I laughed genuinely more than any other youtuber I've watched. Kudos.

  • @captainonomatopoeia
    @captainonomatopoeia Год назад +2

    I want Fleek and Ssethzeentach to have a collab. These duo will be like peanut butter and jam with their humour 😂

  • @SmartAss4123
    @SmartAss4123 Год назад +3

    I dont hate starfield. I just wish they had touched up the game with common sense items present in games made over a decade ago.

  • @noirknight9770
    @noirknight9770 Год назад +5

    At the end, the only casualties in the console wars was the gamers who cared too much 😢

    • @killazaawl
      @killazaawl 2 месяца назад

      i must have missed the year in which console peasants became gamers

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 51 минуту назад

      ​@@killazaawl
      "Console peasants" XD because PC started the whole industry right? RIGHT?

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P Год назад +32

    Fleekazoid, only you can make me retry a game that I have written off, and actually find enjoyment.

  • @treanttrooper6349
    @treanttrooper6349 Год назад +1

    WHO ARE YOU 😂😂😂 12/10 Bro, just found you with this and holy f*cking sh*t i am CRYING 🤣 you are my new favourite reviewer

  • @embex5islive
    @embex5islive Год назад +1

    im so glad i found u bro. wanna go on a marathon and watch all your vids lol

  • @B1RDSEYE
    @B1RDSEYE Год назад +5

    4:18 this bit is giving me real “a boot to the head” vibes and I love it! 😂

    • @graveyardshift6691
      @graveyardshift6691 Год назад +1

      With one for Jenny and the wimp?

    • @B1RDSEYE
      @B1RDSEYE Год назад

      @@graveyardshift6691 “I’m covering up my head!”

  • @nateblanche2551
    @nateblanche2551 Год назад +15

    Something that's great, Starfield after only 1week has respected Skyrim Modder's fixing the game issues for Bethesda. "Why pay/waste time when you can can get it done for free right?" -Todd Howard-
    I am actually excited though for what new content these Modder's can bring in the future, if it's anything like Skyrim mods I do think we're in for a treat.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад +1

      Well, Todd is upping the ante this time. He copy/pastes mods as updates now. lol The little modders are much faster at it than his 7+ billion dollar company.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Год назад +3

      @@RUclipsPremiumDude well, those "amateurs" do some pretty slick and fast work. Odd how Bethesda's 7 billion dollar worth has a harder time.

    • @thebigenchilada678
      @thebigenchilada678 Год назад +4

      @@RUclipsPremiumDudeexcept the quality of the famous writer (at this point) is almost indistinguishable from an ameuter. If you think Literally only fetch quests is good game design that a modder couldn’t do better, then you’re out of your gourd.

    • @quinnmichaelson6793
      @quinnmichaelson6793 Год назад

      Most modders from Skyrim never went to fallout, and tbh I don't see them getting into starfield.
      Skyrim was just a uniquely open canvas on top of a really detailed world in a way that the other games aren't (except oblivion, or morrowind)

    • @Anonymouthful
      @Anonymouthful Год назад +1

      I think we are in for getting fucked over once again in the future by people who look forward to picking up the slack of incompetent game companies who get rich off of consumers who think third party content is a top priority or somehting to look forward to when they figure out the product they paid for is shit.

  • @PlebiasFate1609
    @PlebiasFate1609 Год назад +10

    Not surprising that modders and mods are the one that made starfield actually playable and a better experience but the bugs are sadly still there waiting to get fixed by the modders too, what a world we live in, dear modders of starfield we love you for adding MASSIVE BUDGETS to the game and made me gun extra harder during gameplay

  • @alanthornhill1257
    @alanthornhill1257 Год назад +1

    I love your reviews man,i just got in from work and man your reviews crack me up keep it up

  • @tigrerozario6837
    @tigrerozario6837 Год назад +1

    This guy is seriously underrated, you deserve way more followers

  • @kagenotatsumaki
    @kagenotatsumaki Год назад +7

    Todd Howard literally told everyone that 90% of the planets have nothing on them before the game came out.

    • @Killicon93
      @Killicon93 Год назад +3

      But instead of using it for an effect of "Oh God! I am so small in scale pf the vastness of the universe!" they used it to have the player go "Oh God! I'm so fucking bored!".
      Truly a bold artistic move.

    • @FlexedNoose
      @FlexedNoose Год назад

      Well one of the the main reasons of the basically hundreds of empty planets was so massive mods wouldn’t conflict with one another

    • @matttheamerican3766
      @matttheamerican3766 Год назад

      @@FlexedNoose Nahhh! How are you gonna make a game and purposefully leave it empty af under the pretense that we want other unpaid artisans to finish it for us? You bought that mess?

  • @liamdk9625
    @liamdk9625 Год назад +3

    Honestly I believe anyone that plays a Bethesda game on a console needs to not have a opnion. Bethesda games are made for pc and for Moddershall to fix

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 47 минут назад

      So your take is unfinished games belong on PC so that people who aren't being paid can fix it for the massive company which released the game?
      Sure, have it your way, kid. Really proves how superior PC Master Race is to everyone else.

    • @liamdk9625
      @liamdk9625 32 минуты назад

      @genkureshima9834 salty

  • @godismyjudge4964
    @godismyjudge4964 Год назад +8

    Honestly I don’t think you can truly compare Starfield to NMS because of what they are. NMS is a survival game that focuses more on crafting, building, and exploration whereas Starfield is an action shooter game that is going to focus on gunplay and story telling. To summarize, it is pointless to compare the two because they were each made for a different kind of player.

    • @TanvirAhmed-bz2ox
      @TanvirAhmed-bz2ox Год назад +4

      But u have to agree not being able to use our spaceship is pretty fucking absurd

    • @godismyjudge4964
      @godismyjudge4964 Год назад +1

      @@TanvirAhmed-bz2ox I assume you are referring to not being able to fly/ land like you can in NMS to which I agree. I think it’s fair to isolate the mechanics and compare them. For example Starfield has much better gunplay and combat mechanics hands down but NMS offers more options through vehicles/mechs and the ability to do bombing runs with your ship. Just always keep in mind the kind of player base each is catering to. Starfield caters more to the CoD kind of player base while NMS would appeal more to Minecraft type players and the features or lack there of in each game reflects that imo.

    • @TanvirAhmed-bz2ox
      @TanvirAhmed-bz2ox Год назад +2

      @@godismyjudge4964 this 2 are my biggest criticss not being able to fly my ship where ever i want and stupid loading screen

  • @spacedaniel492
    @spacedaniel492 3 месяца назад +1

    This is easily one of your best videos

  • @grimreaper63151
    @grimreaper63151 Месяц назад +1

    4:15 you’re not wrong. Need for speed fell off hard and midnight club doesn’t exist anymore. Forza is as close as you can get

  • @AshenPeach
    @AshenPeach Год назад +4

    9:14 sauce?

  • @zyphrorodriguez6548
    @zyphrorodriguez6548 Год назад +7

    0:45 i feel that man

  • @jeantechnoir7702
    @jeantechnoir7702 Год назад +5

    5:38 made my day 😂😂😂

  • @SuperChunk19
    @SuperChunk19 9 месяцев назад +2

    This guys videos count as caffeine consumption

  • @roberthornyak5875
    @roberthornyak5875 Год назад +1

    I read somewhere saying Starfield had the fewest bugs on release of any Bethesda game. Given how much content and opportunity for bugs, I have determined that is a lie with my folder of around 50 bugs I encountered in a single play through. That is just the ones I could catch in time or remembered to screenshot.

  • @ChadeGB
    @ChadeGB Год назад +4

    Being a member of the PC master race, I can safely say, console peasants.

    • @crymsonenigma
      @crymsonenigma Год назад

      So, having a rig makes you superior in some way? Royalty? You are aware that a PC has nothing to do with race, right? How awkward is it when you champion your PC to individuals who have life all figured out while playing their PS5s? Do you go on about those peasants while wanting a dollar raise with more hours? I'm more than sure that you guys aren't even purchasing the $4000+ chipsets available on the market. Just more people trying to compensate for their insecurities of being average by bragging about having the MOST common hardware owned by 90% of the civilized population. What's next, bragging to the homeless about having a sandwich?😂😂

    • @ChadeGB
      @ChadeGB Год назад +4

      @@crymsonenigma Silence, peasant.

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 44 минуты назад

      ​@@crymsonenigma
      I was going to reply to OP, but you literally took every point available. I couldn't have said it better.

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Год назад +8

    Literally didn't even know there was controversy over starfield.... guess I hadn't noticed because I've been too busy playing starfield lol

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard Год назад +6

      There wasn't any. The game's just shit even by Bethesda standards.

    • @davidnguyen-m8v
      @davidnguyen-m8v Год назад

      @@LecherousLizard a ps5 gay boy who cant play and watch Reddit review indeed

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum Год назад +1

      @@LecherousLizard Its not shit lol, I have high standards and I enjoying the game.
      7.5/10 game

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus Год назад +3

      @@Badookum the esthetic alone is dead on , bethesda hit the nail on the head , dialog is better , combat is better , graphics and performance are better , hell starfield crashes less than all the other games I own even , idk what people are so stupid over it for , it's a net improvement in every category and 5he worst people can say is " loading screens derr loading bad" like they've never played a bethesda game before lol , I went in expecting fo4 in space so I was blown away lol people need to manage heir own expectations

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard Год назад

      @@davidnguyen-m8v You mean the OP or yourself?
      Because personally I never even had a Tamagochi, let alone a PS5.

  • @brobot2059
    @brobot2059 Год назад +6

    “Half the fun of a Bethesda game is figuring out what they lied about” amazing.

  • @levibull6063
    @levibull6063 Год назад +1

    The thing i find funny is people are annoyed about a space exploration game is emtpy planets .... dude what do you think you would see if you look at mars ... i wonder

  • @DeathknightDragon
    @DeathknightDragon Год назад +1

    1:03 - 1:06 yknow, I had forgotten about the Gears franchise and Scalebound, but now that youve reminded me, I remember that im still mad about it.