‘I don’t know what I’d do without dry shampoo’ Idk shower maybe? ‘Messy hair, dont care!’ Probably should start caring You’re grandpa fought in ww11 what do you mean you can’t adult today?!
I've been married to my wife for 19 years now and we have this huge bread machine that always stays in the closet... never had any bread made from that thing and she won't get rid of it. :( and I actually like homemade bread.
Willie I don't ever want a bread machine. My grandmother taught me how to make bread. I still knead it on a wooden cutting board for 20 minutes. I make bread twice a week. Homemade bread taste better than what you get in the store.
My mom used to make her own bread. That's a woman. She'd make her own bread; get up before dawn, go out to the... breadhouse. I don't know where they get bread. Breadstore, breadfarm--I don't know.
I introduced my mom to this channel. She told her friends, whose children are also my friends. And they are all now die-hard fans, just like me. They bought tickets to one of his shows.... And they're going without me.
I have a shirt on right now this moment that says: *BEWARE!!* I ride horses which means.. I own a pitchfork, have the strength to haul hay, and have the guts to *SCREAM* at a half ton animal after being kicked. *Trust me,* you will not be a problem. 🤷♀️😊🤣
Yeah, I remember my grandmother on my father's side one morning snapped at me to go back in the bedroom and brush my hair, and (after having just woken up) all I had done was come out to the living room or to the kitchen to have breakfast. I had no idea that I had done anything to offend her because I had simply not brushed my hair yet. I didn't make that mistake again, at least not in that house. No one else had ever gotten on to me for just walking out of the bedroom without brushing my hair.
Lol this is hilarious 🤣 I love how all his videos and tours are clean and have no cursing its great😋😊 Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys😊😘 lol the most likes I've gotten before is like one and it was bc I liked my own comment😋🤣😂
I'm dying because I've seen almost all of these phrases on tee shirt's and I'm so ashamed to admit I own one and it says "Can't adult today" thanks Target...
He kinda has a point. Yeah I'm guilty of the coffee ones (or "I don't do mornings" as a kitten is konked out on a pillow because I love coffee _and_ kittens), but I don't really go for the ones that suggests I'm a lazy slob.
@@JSamuel At least once, just to be objective, but what's that got to do with anything? No one is using my hair, it usually ends up in one huge dreadlock disguised as a bun...
@@forestnymphconfessions3596 You think everyone should use cocaine at least once? Research proves that it only takes one use of cocaine to fuel a lifetime of addiction. You're not being objective; you're advocating for millions of people to become enslaved to a cocaine addiction.
Ugh! So funny and so true! *puts on T shirt that reads 'I live in my own reality'* 😜 mermaid riding a unicorn! FTW! There is nothing wrong with a little childlike wonder. 🙃
Totally thought he was gonna do a bit about the fact that you often have to stare at their chests to read what they say, and that’s just... awkward for everyone.
So true! 😂😂 That’s why I generally shop in the guy’s dept for their graphic tees. And most of their clothes, lol. Except pants. Bottom line: John, you nailed it! 😁❤️
"your grandfather fought in WWII and you can't adult today?" KILLED ME. I want that on a shirt lol
Amanda Page I am going to make one. I’ll wake up early in the morning and go out to the shirt making shed like s real woman. 🙃😆
Amanda Page I literally thought I was the only think that specific line😂 mind readers are among us😂
John Crist: The Official Spokesman of Christian Millenials
Duncan Smith JKSTUDIOS am I right?
Yes and yes
Yessss
Don't forget about Trey Kennedy!
Perfect! Lol
*Forever 21 has left the chat*
He cracks himself up #bestpart
DrummerGirl423 nice JKSTUDIOS reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Josiah Meiner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DrummerGirl423 you excited for their premiere on the 29th?
@@yoda7330 Why do you keep mentioning JK! Studios? As far as I can see, we're not referencing them.
Yes. I love when he laughs at himself!!
"What would I do without dry shampoo????"
I dont know maybe shower?!??!! HAHAHA I"M ON THE FLOOR :)
You should probably get up
@@dontmindmejustpassingthrou9203 oh yeah yeah
King_Noah_ dude you’re everywhere lol
@@dontmindmejustpassingthrou9203 What other channels have you seen me on? Just curious.
King_Noah_ oh damn never mind. Different people just the same profile pic
“Well you should start caring you’re 36” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Madelin Claire G nice JKSTUDIOS reference 🤣🤣🤣
Josiah Meiner which video?
I felt called out, lol
‘I don’t know what I’d do without dry shampoo’
Idk shower maybe?
‘Messy hair, dont care!’
Probably should start caring
You’re grandpa fought in ww11 what do you mean you can’t adult today?!
Alysa Avendanø , LoL 😁
LOL yes!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Alysa Avendanø night nice JKSTUDIOS reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@yoda7330 Seriously bro what the heck is the deal with you mentioning things they didn't say
Oh my heaven. As someone who gets up to make bread.... on point. Lolol.
Let me advertise that I’m a slob and then complain that I can’t find a husband. Hahahaha
Parisienne Farmgirl yeah he hit the nail about me too. I get up at 4 every morning to get work done and cook breakfast.
What he meant (of course) is you go out and harvest the wheat at 5:00 a.m. Right? :-)
I've been married to my wife for 19 years now and we have this huge bread machine that always stays in the closet... never had any bread made from that thing and she won't get rid of it. :( and I actually like homemade bread.
Willie I don't ever want a bread machine. My grandmother taught me how to make bread. I still knead it on a wooden cutting board for 20 minutes. I make bread twice a week. Homemade bread taste better than what you get in the store.
My mom used to make her own bread. That's a woman. She'd make her own bread; get up before dawn, go out to the... breadhouse. I don't know where they get bread. Breadstore, breadfarm--I don't know.
Cierra Convis nice JKSTUDIOS ret🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@yoda7330 Huh? I don't know what ret means (lol), but I'm a huge fan of JK! Studios, yes.
Cierra Convis sorry, nice reference
@@yoda7330 What reference did I make?
@@cierraconvis9895 You literally just referenced this bit......THAT'S the reference her referring to.
"Feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty." Best one for me 😂🤣
“I woke up like this”, well it dont look good 😂
I introduced my mom to this channel. She told her friends, whose children are also my friends. And they are all now die-hard fans, just like me. They bought tickets to one of his shows.... And they're going without me.
That last sentence broke my heart, man 😭
Alex Hooper ohhh.. that sucks!! 🤣🤷♀️😢
Literally wearing a sleep shirt that says Namastay in Bed right now and I feel so personally attacked. 🤣🤣
Same!!!
Lol!
My grandfather fought in WWII
Truth
I have a shirt on right now this moment that says:
*BEWARE!!*
I ride horses which means..
I own a pitchfork, have the strength to haul hay, and have the guts to *SCREAM* at a half ton animal after being kicked. *Trust me,* you will not be a problem. 🤷♀️😊🤣
"I woke up like this!" "Well it doesn't look good." -John Crist 2019
I love how you laugh at your own jokes. It's so funny. you're my fave
I love his laugh, it brings me so much joy.
I know right?! That gets me the most sometimes 😂 he's so funny
" What would I do without dry shampoo??"
"I don't know, shower?" 😆😆😆
Speaking truth🤣🤣🤣🤣! I’m getting rid of all my t-shirts now 🤣🤣🤣
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I can keep mine
“You should probably start caring” 🤣
"Feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty" was the one that really got me, lol.
That's the only one I've seen IRL lol
Amen. Get some class.
"Well it doesn't look good" hahahaha!!
Yeah, I remember my grandmother on my father's side one morning snapped at me to go back in the bedroom and brush my hair, and (after having just woken up) all I had done was come out to the living room or to the kitchen to have breakfast. I had no idea that I had done anything to offend her because I had simply not brushed my hair yet. I didn't make that mistake again, at least not in that house. No one else had ever gotten on to me for just walking out of the bedroom without brushing my hair.
Light&Grace nice JKSTUDIOS reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah. I’ll live with my messy hair because I don’t care and Jesus doesn’t care how I look lol
We were born for such a time as this! 🙏🏻 it's Time we ALL 'start carin'! Maranatha!! Until that Day, be bold, stand firm and be ready!!
"Bread House" 😂
John, as usual, you made me laugh!
1:22 Laugh of the Year 🏆
Eh ha ha ha
YAaAaAas
candiigurl7893 i
the first ten seconds of this video are why i love john crist
This has always been one of my top favorites. Still funny no matter how many times I watch it!
I have a but coffee first shirt......I'm so ashamed! Lol!! The taco shirt sounds amazing.
"Probably should start caring, you're 36" had me rolling lol
You are hilarious!! Sending love from Alabama and from a 51 year old mom of Millennials 😉👍❤️
Man, the way he laughs...
*you know he aint wrong*
Lol this is hilarious 🤣 I love how all his videos and tours are clean and have no cursing its great😋😊
Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys😊😘 lol the most likes I've gotten before is like one and it was bc I liked my own comment😋🤣😂
I know right!!!
Hilarious, just hilarious!!
Start caring you're 36...😂😂
I walked into Forever 21 once... whew.. I wasn't prepared for all the basicness.
I'm dying because I've seen almost all of these phrases on tee shirt's and I'm so ashamed to admit I own one and it says "Can't adult today" thanks Target...
It’s amazing that your material just manifests itself!!
ha.
Lol I’ll think twice now before wearing these shirts!
hey I am going to the bread farm need anything there
Candice Chicoine yeah, I need you to find a bread plant to grow in my backyard garden. You mind trying to get one while you’re there?
Agreed John!!! I have a deep hatred for those "I hate Monday's" and "Wake me up on Tuesday" shirts
I don't understand
ITS A DAY OF THE WEEK
You know what tho? He’s not even wrong 😆
He kinda has a point. Yeah I'm guilty of the coffee ones (or "I don't do mornings" as a kitten is konked out on a pillow because I love coffee _and_ kittens), but I don't really go for the ones that suggests I'm a lazy slob.
Honestly very true 😂😂
😂 being real here I need this mentioned taco shirt
All while wearing cookie monster pajama pants.
tMattLZ hey i wear those 😂
Thank you for pointing this out!!! One girl in my class kept wearing shirts with "big thighs" printed on it. I still don't know what it meant!!!
Wtf
I DO make my own bread...after 10am. 🤣🤣🤣 And God made my hair the mess it is, so there's that... ❤❤
God also made cocaine. Does that mean we should use it?
@@JSamuel At least once, just to be objective, but what's that got to do with anything? No one is using my hair, it usually ends up in one huge dreadlock disguised as a bun...
@@JSamuel I only comb my hair on Sundays, don't judge me.
@@JSamuel I think satan made cocaine, and marijuana. There were no weeds in the Garden of Eden. Not until satan conned Adam.
@@forestnymphconfessions3596 You think everyone should use cocaine at least once? Research proves that it only takes one use of cocaine to fuel a lifetime of addiction. You're not being objective; you're advocating for millions of people to become enslaved to a cocaine addiction.
This is officially my favorite video.
❤😂Hilarious!! I'm actually wearing "I woke up like this"Lol!!
Legend.
Yayyyyy another vid!
I love when he laughs at his own jokes
All prime reasons I NEVER wear shirts with writing on them.
Haha Jon you are hilarious I was at your tour this year, one of the best nights ever. Sooo good
What if you are a boy and you’re 36? 😂
You quit referring to yourself as a boy. That's what.
Should have become a man 18 years ago.
Move out of your Mom’s basement 😂😉
Joe Joe 😃
Buy a helmet and get a check for yourself & your handler.
Love this new piece!! 🤣
You kill me 😂 you should make a video on Pentecostals
“Messy Hair Don’t Care.” Guilty! 🙋🏼♀️😂
Love you John Crist!!
I have a “can’t adult today” shirt and I feel attacked
So funny! Love your humor.
Yes! I love this video so much!
Bread farm 🍞😂👍
B R E A D F A R M
Now I'm embarrassed of my "Mama Needs A Nap" shirt 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣
One of my favorite bits! Too funny 😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 how did he get away with all that? lol
John Crist! You make me laugh😂
The video I never knew I needed.
You are my favorite comedian
Amazing!!!! 🤣🤣
I have one that says Nap Queen and another that says The Struggle is Real
"Feed Me Tacos and Tell Me I'm Pretty" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN
Hilarious! This is so true 😂
You always crack me up. #sotrue
This is great 😂😂
Great Job! IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!
LOL 😆 that was so funny!
I literally have a shirt that says feed me tacos and tell me I’m beautiful. I feel attacked 😂
He gets it.
Ugh! So funny and so true! *puts on T shirt that reads 'I live in my own reality'* 😜 mermaid riding a unicorn! FTW! There is nothing wrong with a little childlike wonder. 🙃
God bless you John! You really are doing the lords work!!! That was amazing!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I woke up like this and it doesn't look good. 😂 My favorite.
This guy has it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Bread farm where only our finest crops can be found😂😫
Totally thought he was gonna do a bit about the fact that you often have to stare at their chests to read what they say, and that’s just... awkward for everyone.
Love it!
Love 💙 me some John Crist 😁
Went to the Bob Saget on AFV School of Joke Telling
😂😂😂 I am 36! I'm also pretty sure I've used every single one of these phrases... preaching right at me bro! Lol!!
So true! 😂😂 That’s why I generally shop in the guy’s dept for their graphic tees. And most of their clothes, lol. Except pants. Bottom line: John, you nailed it! 😁❤️
"Your grandfather fought in World War II and you can't 'adult' today?" 😂😂😂
I’m going to see you in Columbus this March, it will be my third time seeing you can’t wait!!
The first shall be john.
Amazing!
🙌🙌🙌 true! Every bit of it!
So true
I love him 😂
John went "Sicko Mode" on all the women watching
"Feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty!" lol