EFAP Movies #16: Batman and Robin with JLongbone and Moriarty
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- Опубликовано: 28 дек 2020
- It's not only time to admit that Batman and Robin is a Christmas movie, it's time to admit it's THE Christmas movie. Die Hard should be watched back to back with it.
This is an incredibly faithful adaptation of Austrian Mr. Freeze along with a dark and subtle take on the inner machinations of a crime fighting bat person and his pet robin. Please have some respect for this under rated piece of high art, not everyone understands greatness.
Edited by @DasBoTwitt 
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I can't believe yall didn't give me a point for "your ICE is still here??"
I know right. How cold of them.
It had a cold reception.
You didn't do the Ewok accent... Arrrg'ably.
They gave you the cold shoulder
you guys need to chill out with the puns
I would like to point out that the credits include 'Arnold Schwarzenegger's Drama Coach'
also wish they had commented on that lol
@Isle OfDonSpuart Not only is it real. It's at 1:10:03
I will never hate on Joel Schumacher. Batman and Robin was terrible, but Joel didn't make it out of malice towards the fans (à la Rian Johnson).
Joel said he was just trying to make a fun movie, and he even apologized for letting fans down.
Respect!
He's got my respect for The Lost Boys and Falling Down alone.
@@ManiacalForeigner fun fact: Take a drink every time "Michael" is said in Lost Boys. Goodbye liver 20 minutes in. If you include "Mike" make it 7.
Yeah if anything he was trying to do a modern adaptation of the 60’s Batman tv show. But sadly the writing, tone, and characters are over the place to be either taken seriously or be funny.
Schumacher could have and wanted to make a darker/more serious Batman film based on "Year One", but WB didn't go for it.
Actually, yeah. As much as Joel S. failed in his movie, he never went to go and insult fans on how they should love the movie.
"These puns are the bee's freeze!"
-Chillbo Baggins
Petition for Chillbo Baggins to be next governor of California.😂😂
Chillbo Baggins: the lesser known, comedic cousin of the esteemed scholar Bilbo Baggins
The perfect quote to break the ice.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 He couldn't do a worse job than Gavin Gruesome
Ah, the great prophet Chillibus Baggenfrozen, I know him well…
Fun fact:That armor Arnie wore was legit steel and weighed like 60lbs. It was made by the same guy who did the armors for Excalibur.
That armor is kept in the underground salt mines in my hometown.
@@NobleBruv ...seriously?
@@NobleBruv that is just wasteland battle armor waiting to happen. At least a blue level loot.
And THE most hilarious thing about this whole movie ... is that it’s STILL better than BatWoman on any given day!
Arnie would make a much better villain than Al-ICE...
*Bleaghghghegh*
It needs Jacob.
@@yaryar5828 * SLAMS TABLE *
*What’d you bring me?*
I'd say it's better than TLJ.
That’s cause people look like they had fun
This seems like a pretty CHILL group to watch with.
I hate everything would warm thing's up
Yeah but I’d be too anxious being around them as I wouldn’t know how to break the ice.
It’s going to be COLD tonight, how about we Netflix..... and CHILL!
Well Rag''''sss's is apparently really cool under pressure, so he never really freezes on stage. Makes it so he can cover for otger guests of need be, avoid a reception.
Arggggaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get to the choppaaahhhh!
Das: Aw is that the last we'll see of him?
MauLer: Oh no, he'll be back.
Me: *dying on the floor*
lmao i didnt catch that
That remark went unnoticed. But, my gosh, MauLer even delivers is funny.😂😂
@@davidf2676 15:36
Moriarty is such a cool dude, he legitimately makes every video he features in better with his laughs alone
Hey thanks
@@reallycool we love you crymor.
The second one in the line up? I've seen him in a few vids but know nothing about him. As a matter of curiosity, is he a high pitched male or female-to-male trans? Sorry, likely insanely rude, up until now I thought he was female, despite the avatar. :/
@@kawaiiamethist that's jlongbone, I'm the gingerbread M
@@reallycool Is jlongbone a guy or chick? I'm so confused by the avatar vs voice? :/
One could say that Rag's Puns are the BANE of everyone's existence in this video.
One could also have not said that. Many would call that the merciful option. Yet here we all are.
@@CruelestChris Sometimes there are hard truths that must be faced, turning a cold shoulder to them will only make things worse.
Right before the movie cuts to Arnie singing to his goons my sister said "I hope they don't start singing now" the next second the scene came on. And then she left the room
😂😂😂
When Freeze sprouted wings, Rags missed a pun-tastic opportunity to say "he's a snow angel".
So many puns weren’t counted, this is unacceptable. I demand Recompunse
Well, I'd say file for a recount, but I doubt you'd have standing.
Seems like it’d be a slippery slope
“Count the vote” 😂
"freedomfromthought makes unsubstantiated claims regarding pun-counting fraud"
-Baggins News Network
It seems my comment slipped into something unintended
Fun fact: LEGO Batman the videogame's aesthetic was largely based on this movie.
I always thought it was more based on BTAS. I mean half the character designs are near identical.
@@ctown0738 think he means backgrounds and tone.
@@MrMuxix it’s been a good few years since I played it, but I still think those aspects are closer to the animated series as well.
Not exactly but lego batman 2 has more of a Schumacher aesthethic with the giant human statues
The game takes a lot from the animated series as well ngl
You need to know that when Batman says to Freeze "you're mad", it was translated in french as "t'es givré" wich means mad in a cold way. French translators just kept the puns going
But does it mean mad as in 'insane' or mad as in... butthurt?
@@othertalk3313 as insane*
That pun-counter was a fun addition. It's really the ICING on the cake.
Joel Schumacher Directed, The Lost boys, Flatliners, 8mm, Phone Booth, Falling Down, A Time to Kill, The Client, St. Elmo’s Fire, etc.
He should have been allowed at least one bad movie.
My favorite EFAP. It's like ICING on the cake of a good day.
I'm angry this doesn't have more likes.
haha, nICE!
Just got off the phone with God. He said you're going to burn in hell for that pun.
Have a like. Now get out.
@@andrewbinns5035 Sorry but hell has... Frozen over.
"The plants shall rise again!"
Okay, _Druid._
Halligan?!
Arnie: "What killed the dinosaurs ? The ice age !"
Mauler: "YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I wish all bad movies were this hilarious
Now they're all just the boring kill myself kind :(
Yeah, I don't mind bad movies, when they're funny or at least entertaining
@@greatclubsandwich5612 this movie is decisive and complete. Now we get junk that is unfinished cgi bs. Incomplete movies like fan4stic and justice league.
Bad? This movie is peak cinema!!!
how didn't mauler get a million bonus points for saying "he'll be back"?!!
It went over everyone's head. Like an errant snowball.
Should’ve said “chill be back”
9:16 i love batman descending upon mr freeze in a T pose to establish dominance
AND he took the high ground immediately!! Batman knows his shit when getting into confrontations!
Jesus Christ XD
"This movie is flawless!"
"You flawless!"
"Oh, thank you".
“Chill out”
-Bangbillious Batmanus
"Replaced my blood with Aloe and my skin with chlorophyll."
You'd think a plant expert would know better.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is it that Pamela did that to her body?
Asking for myself.
@@sirapple589 Chlorophyll isn't too bad if it means she can perform photosynthesis (Of course this is Gotham where nights last 20 hours.) but aloe isn't exactly a plant equivalent to blood. (In fact it's a very spiky plant.)
So 10.
Gaby Droz
So if we take the statement at face value, does that mean that Pamela is in constant agony from the spikes in her bloodstream?
That could make for a very interesting movie/ way to watch this movie.
Although I’m fairly certain that she meant something made of Aloe Vera.
@@sirapple589 She probably meant the liquefied insides of aloe that is used as a moisturizer.
Gaby Droz
Sort of an important distinction for her to make.
Unless she said it that way on purpose so that he couldn’t know what she could actually do.
I for one wouldn’t want to mess with someone that has spikes running through her bloodstream but acts perfectly natural.
That’s probably a reach though.
Holy shit, this film had a fucking DIALECT COACH?
For whom? Were they helping Arnie sound less like an Austrian ogre? They failed.
Were they helping Alicia Silverstone sound as British as Alfred? Because they KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!
Fun fact: Arnie actually has a coach in order to KEEP his accent, because it's such an iconic part of his image.
@@ManiacalForeigner This is legitimately a great fact. We live in a lovely world.
@@ManiacalForeignerI really like that fact.
"Spending a life looking after heroes is hardly a regret. My only regret was that I wasn't out there fighting with you". Michael Gough is the best Alfred.
Rags was only 3 off from winning, this man took on an entire writing teams worth of puns and almost won.
1:07:03 Man, GoT Season 8 would have been way different if Arnie showed up instead of the Night King.
Arnie: "Winter is HERE!!!!! *Aghhhheagh* "
@@greatclubsandwich5612 "Stay cool, Dragon girl!"
@@greatclubsandwich5612 Arnie: *Breaks Through the Wall* Alright Everyone, CHILL!
But Sean Bean already beat him to the chopper.
@@CruelestChris Yesssss!
Also, the Ice Arnie breaks through the wall riding...
...
...
...
...a bicecycle!!
(I dunno...icecycle?)
Rags doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of beating Arnie in puns.
There can be only one master of the pun, and it's not Rag''''''''''s
But he made more victims
Not even a snowball's chance in the fridge.
It's funny that this was almost concurrent with Batman, the Animated series, which people loved. And that wasn't a "gritty" Batman, but still a series that was telling some mature and thoughtful stories.
So it didn't really kill Batman. Some say it killed Superhero Movies until Batman Begins, but even that is debatable if you're counting Blade, which came out in 1998.
It certainly killed Batman movies, which is probably what people mean when they say “killed Batman”.
It was Gene Siskel that said that Mask of the Phantasm was more mature than the Schumacher movies.
Plus X-Men in 2000 was a modest success, and Spiderman in 2002 did really well. They both had sequels before Batman Begins came out too.
@@dragonknightleader1 I'd say it was more mature, more faithful to the source material and generally better written than any of the Burton/Schumacher films.
It killed live action Batman films until 2005 though.
Puns Score:
Movie - 22
Rags - 19
Metal - 2
Jlongbone - 1
Mauler - 1
I was looking for this. Thank you.
Spoilers dude
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I didn't realize how much Rags was restraining his puns in previous episodes...
I love the way commissioner Gordon is giving Batman shit for them getting away after all of his cops got taken out by one kick from Mr Freeze.
Those diamonds are not rocks! They are minerals!
Jesus Christ, Ivy
Alright Schrader.
I had seen a lot of 80s Arnold movies before this, as a kid, (predator, commando, etc.) and so I knew how huge Arnold was and I always thought it was weird that he was cast as Mr. Freeze instead of Bane.... but I’m very glad he was chosen to deliver all those ice puns 😂 10/10 would recommend
I am firmly convinced this was always intended to be a modern twist on 60s Batman. It has the exact same level of camp; we just didn’t quite get there from Forever.
Eh they did try to kidify it so that’s why the tone is lighter there are no references to the Adam west show that I know of
@@Galvatronover”I’ll help you grab your rocks.”
“Youth has its advantages: endurance, stamina.”
Mr Freeze in prison: They can take away my gun, my freedom but they can never take away my puns
EFAP doing Batman & Robin? Gotta say, this is a pretty COOL Christmas present.
Also, goofy as it is, this is easily my favorite rendition of Gotham. Giant impractical ultra gothic architecture, statues holding up skyscrapers, districts with totally different feels to them...it feels like a 70s Batman comic, what can I say? Takes me back to being ten years old reading comics with my dad in the kitchen.
6:55 Clooney might just have the best live action bat-voice. No growling, no modulation, just that bass.
I was about to say Kevin Conroy but then I read the "live-action" part.
Showing my age here, but I saw this in the cinema (remember those?) opening day. My friend and I were the only two of eight people to start the film who didn't walk out by the sky surfing scene.
As someone who never saw Arnie undubbed before...i now fully understand why you english speakers made fun of him...roflmao...his career is even more astounding to me now. What a Great Man :)
Yeah alotta dubs of him takes the magic out of his delivery, that accent of his is irreplacable
"PUT THAT COOOKEEE DOOWEAUN!!!!"
@@greatclubsandwich5612 NEAUW!!
YESSS, the prophecy of the Christmas EFAP has come true.
Just as the Spiders foretold...
Apparently, Coolio's character was supposed to be Jonathan Crane, meaning that in the cancelled sequel (Batman: Unchained), he would have been Scarecrow.
WHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol coolio was supposed to be scarecrow? Yeah i can see it
Grinding down a dinosaur, surfing out of a flying craft, a blue character...This is Sonic Adventure 2.
"Anyone want a CHILLY-dog?"
-Billbarnieous The Hedgehoggons
Fun Fact: During an interview, Jim Carrey stated that Tommy Lee Jones did not enjoy his time acting alongside him.
He came to figure this out one day when he walked into a restaurant that Jones was in. Upon seeing him, Tommy Lee Jone’s face turned pale. When Carrey approached Jones to greet him, Jones hugged him and said to him “I cannot sanction your buffoonery”.
Fascinating. Must be the generational gap.
@@smugalice6206 probably, but Carrey was also at peak wacky at that time, my guess is Jones probably got tired of it at some point.
Ironic considering Two-Face was the most ridiculous, hammy character in the film.
@@thereviewersblock7459 Jones also seems like he was raised by parents who believed in the philosophy of “spare the rod, spoil the rod.”
@@smugalice6206 it’s a shame because I think Tommy Lee Jones is a good actor. I liked him in all the movies I’ve seen him in but I always had the feeling he was probably a prick off set.
Alfred would absolutely know Barbara's bust measurements, he does everyone's laundry, remember?
If you consider this as a remake/sequel to the Adam West Batman... it's actually the perfect movie.
I wish I could disagree...
Arnie is the only reason I watch this movie. Every time he opens his mouth, he spews gold
I love how a lot of Mr Fries, puns aren’t even puns. They’re just sentences with words related to cold.
The single greatest part of this movie is Banes disguise in the car hahaha, a hat while he's got the mask on
The RLM commentary there is so funny with rich evans losing his mind laughing
also the Alfred fart jokes from eating too much pizza haha
You can't put Rags on the spot like that at the end. You know he gets cold feet. Bu dum tish.
You missed a pun for the movie.
The expiration date for the bat credit card is "forever", as in Batman Forever.
JLongbone’s laugh is as magical as Red Letter Media’s Rich Evans. I love it.
Jlongbone's laugh is better
"Look it's Tom Hardy"
I mean, it's Bane, and the erlenmeyer says "Venom", so...
The erlenmeyer?
@@smugalice6206 its the name of the flask
@@CasshernSinz1613 nerd :p
@@CasshernSinz1613 I bet you read a dictionary before you go to bed
@@crowthewicked8344 i was a physics major lol
Dude, everytime I see the buildings in this movie, I always assume the Architects were high
> Written by: Akiva Goldsman
*Picard/Discovery flashbacks intensify*
*Insert clip of Sam Neill screaming*
The dueling Arnie impressions alone made this one, Mauler.
But *who* kept doing the *best* ones??? Was it Mauler???
01:02:27 - Yes, Mr Freeze's teeth were glowing. Arnie's costume included a LED light affixed into his mouth! No wonder it took him 6 hours a day to get into costume. He also did not shave his hair, so that's a skullcap.
I remembered the ending wrong. I recall thinking the "cure" was somehow powering freeze's suit and he sacrificed himself (by giving away the battery) to save alfred, as a thank you for batman saving his wife.
That would be too good of an ending for a movie like this. Character development/arcs, psh!
That's what I spent the last twenty years thinking! That and Robin's plastic lips are the only things from this movie I recalled prior to this.
@@DiZtheJedi I remember the Bat Credit Card.
@@isplat927 Yeah, I didn't remember that, though I had heard of it. What a zany movie. I'm considering renting it on Amazon just to experience it directly.
"He saved a zebrice!"
Igloo Baggings
So, the refined form of Rag's dog joke would be as follows:
"Why are immortal dogs so popular?"
"Because you just can't put 'em down!"
I like it.
EFAP quote of the year: "Robin, reading; that's funny."
* Mr. Freeze leave *
- Aww...
- Don't worry, he'll be back.
That's the best quote.
Even the credits are insane. At 1:10:06 there's one for "Nora Fries and Principal Copsicles".
As a Gen X'er, seeing this in the cinema, I had never heard as many groans as from the audience for this movie. Except with Highlander 2, which came close. With Batman and Robin, in a San Francisco theatre, there were two guys who'd been smooching during the trailers, but by the time the movie was 1/2 way thru, one of them said "Jęsùs Ch®ïst, tone it down, puh-leeeeeze!" His boyfriend muttered "This movie makes me feel like Charlton Heston."
I guess that the flesh-eating plant needed to be dominanted. The Moment Poison Ivy lost, she also lost control over it, that's why it turned on her
Ah this is such a COOL way to end the year.
Eh? Eh?
I'll show myself out
Thin Ice Dude....VERY thin ice...
@@antraxxslingshots let him make his joke. Have you no CHILL
Don’t you mean you’ll snow yourself out ?
What a frosty reception that joke got...
Did they hire Coolio to be in one scene because... COOLio....
George COOLney
This movie is one of those 'It's dumb and I like it because it is.' Movies.
ICE of you to post this today
Batman Returns is my favorite Batman movie. Danny DeVito was outstanding as Penguin.
*S H I T*
*I P I C K E D A C U T E O N E*
Aren't you the famous smuggler?
Honestly I think Uma is the least hurt by this haha, she knows what kind of movie it is and chews the scenery in a fun way without being too crap
I mean Arnie of course is great but definitely lost him work for a while
Clooney managed to duck under the bad image but Robin and Batgirl got completely nuked
"her throne eats her for NOUGH reason", where is Fringy!?
As MauLer says that, Fringy wakes from his sleep, or stops doing dishes for a moment.
Wait, the cop that called freeze frost face was, if I’m not mistaken, stone cold Steve Austin
It's Jesse Ventura
Interesting, a single compliment towards Silverstone's gluteueus maximus, which this film focuses on CONSTANTLY as does it's camerawork, and the comment magically disappears. *I* didn't put her in that costume or point the cameras on it, Shoemaker did. A LOT.
I went from loving it as a child because I thought it was awesome, now as an adult I love it even more, as a comedy.
From the future; I can safely say this movie is actually better to watch than some of the recent marvel movies as of Summer 2022
Between poison ivy and batwoman.. my 12 year old self awakened the demon of lust. Priceless memories.
This movie actually makes me feel sorry-yes, SORRY-for George f**king Clooney.
I swear the line "I call you Robin because birds don't have penises" is funnier than mst3k and I'm crying
Batman Returns is the Christmas movie .... it has Christopher Walken and Danny DeVito ....
And Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer
Anybody else disappointed the password to Alfred’s super secret Batman computer info wasn’t “Martha”? Nobody ever says that name.
Or if Bruce's password was just Alfred
You said that name...Why?
Cool Party!!!
Allow me to break the ice.
Welcome to the pahty Richter...
Sorry, wrong movie, right actor.
Can you imagine if Steve Rogers and Alfred Pennyworth shared the same Peg?!?!
Rags had an advantage of making puns before and after the film, yet he still lost
I love how you all collectively enjoy objectively inferior films, it genuinely exemplifies your stance of "just because a show is bad doesn't mean you can't like it."
14:30 DasBo missed the second pun. After saying "Can you be cold?" (As in, emotionally cold by abandoning Robin) he says, "You have 11 minutes to thaw the bird." The obvious joke being that before cooking a frozen turkey you have to "thaw the bird."
53:30 I never understood how the computer didn't eventually lock her out. That's what usually happens if you get a password wrong so many times.
Mauler saying “bortman” is way funnier to me than it should be
Very endearing that Mauler memorized the movie and calls out the dumb scenes before they happen LOL
Now I need to see them react to the 60s Batman movie. I love the scene where they figure out which villains are active because of puns.
Also, what has yellow skin and writes?
A pencil?
@@anthonykeller1957 good guess, but you have to think on a different level with 60s Batman.
@@vinniecat2889 A canary with a publishing house!?! Canary... bird... of course, the Penguin! And he's planning to rob Gotham Publishing!
an Asian man?
The fact that john glover would go onto be lionel luthor is really funny
Did anybody notice that Arnold made sure his name was BEFORE BATMAN!
It's actually really nice to listen to them having a genuine good time with this
Missed pun opportunity, guard should have said "Hey Ice hole, your sister's here"
43:13 "always winterize your pipes"
That's... topical
Clooney is NOT the problem... its the insanity of the director's vision, the campy villains, and the absurd script.
Someday, I will give them a superchat once I verify my Bat-card! I should never leave home without it!
The irony of "Tom Hardy in another universe" getting injected with "Venom" to become Bane.