Rogue Trader Dynasties be like (Warhammer 40k meme dub)
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- Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
- A completely lore accurate story of a rogue trader house's accomplishments.
yes, Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau is canon.
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Best part is that they really actually used Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau. That is a real name from old 40K lore and I’m not even kidding.
First edition lore was wild, and absolutely worth looking into.
Early 40K plays in a League of its own.
He wore a power Fedora, range 0-6 inches, str 7 -4 modifier. D3 wounds
The Bors Johnsonstompa thing also isn't far from canon, considering that Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka was named after Margaret Thatcher.
@@Dominator150395no he wasn't, this is a myth
The largest warband of orks ever known was called "Parliment."
Mar Gharat Thraka
@@kharnifex ghazkull?
Nice one :D
Must be of Blood Axes clan
So orks are basically owls?
The only thing that's not fake or exaggerated is, quite ironically, Inquisitor Obiwan.
But not because of the name, but because the inquisition did not exist during the founding of the Rogue traders. The rest could be perfectly canon
@@zacaritest no the name is real old lore.
@@Bopiz787 the lore may be old, but the in-universe founding of the inquisition was after the founding of the Rogue Traders.
@@Noorthia ok?
@@Noorthia does this mean that inquisitor obiwan was crowned so after the inquisition was made similar to giving a award or title to the dead after service?
And the funny thing is; this is all completely canonically functional.
Abelard, like this video for me
At once, Lord Captain!
[Carefully putz on dad glasses, examines cogitator for several minutes]
You're a fine Seneschal Abelard, and you do House von Valancius proud! Now, where did Argenta go? We had a dinner planned for this evening, but she keeps mentioning something called "chaste".
This is not one of the Seneschals duties, ooOoooo
@@Vallarok117 "chaste? i think its spelled chase, and i'm very very fast"
I could read this in a book and not even consider it originating from a greentext
Slap it into the side panel in the Rouge Trader RPG core rule book and no one would blink an eye.
I would genuinely not notice anything wrong until it specifically said goth "gf". If it said "Goth Concubine" or anything else I would not notice anything was wrong.
"Their noble dinasty nearly came to an end during an armed conflict with the fleet of admiral Rattus Tailus The First over the rights on a trade route to the world of Cheesarius IV. Despite their overwhelming initial victory over the much smaller fleet of Rattus Tailus The First, consecutive skirmishes nibbled at the houses noble forces, their conflict coming to an end after a surprise ambush by Rattus Tailus The Thirteenth Thousandth drilled their formation more full of holes than a vat of fermented Grox milk, prompting the house to finally give up their claim over the trade route."
I would totally name my ship The Emperors Climax.
The Shaft of the Emperor is also up there.
Rogue Trader is one of those precious few settings where the utter ridiculousness that initially spawned the 40k parody universe still remains intact. Screw the grimdark if you want. I don’t care, the Emperor himself gave you almost limitless power, and you own more worlds and voidships than the average Lord of Terra.
You wanna bang the T’au? God-Emperor bless your blueberry-lovin’ heart and don’t forget to invoke the Aquilla on her back.
Oh you wanted to bang a _male_ T’au? It’s your starship chief, you make the rules.
You say the suspiciously chitinous women who just handed you a gram of white powder on your command-throne are your “moral-support slaves”? Meh, long as you don’t start shooting up the Imperial shipping, keep the Thrones flowing into Imperial coffers, and schedule your routine inspection with the usual Inquisitor we’ve recommended to you for the past three centuries, I don’t have any questions!
This. I am gonna bring up this glorious masterpiece of a comment in a Wh40k discussion some day. I don’t know exactly when it will happen, but I am indeed gonna do it.
@@NCRVeteranRanger too many folks forget the setting is a parody. I appreciate a gritty, battle-hardened tale as much as the next red-blooded male, but let’s not forget that just because “there is only war” in the 41st Millennium doesn’t mean it isn’t chock-full of silliness and chances at lighthearted fun.
@@OneBiasedOpinion Exactly. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Rogue Trader do be sounding more and more appealing and I'm not even trying to make a horny joke I love the edginess of modern 40K but sometimes I just want to do something silly and stupid and not have a horde of fedora-wearing cyst people yell at me
Rogue Trader isn't even a zanier parody to current 40k. Instead, the current 40k is a grimdark/-derp alternate that became the successor of the initial 1st edition 40k rogue trader setting. 40K isn't the original, Rogue Trader is.
For some reason when I saw “goth eldar” I thought of alternate couplings till I landed on “femboy tau” and now the phrase “blueberry bussy” won’t stop echoing in my head
Someone please call an inquisitor, I need the emperors peace.
DAMN YOU
TOTAL TAU DEATH!
_She who thirsts_ cares not what makes you buss, he cares only that you buss.
*CLEANSE THE TAU FILTH FROM THE STARS!!!*
So this is what they mean by the Greater Good
Weakest rogue trader right here.
Least historically noteworthy RT
this video made me realize that i need more monty python jokes in my life, especially in warhammer memes. please make 'biggus dickus' be a character in some eisenhorn book that would just make my day
a guide on how to create names in warhammer 40K
step one: punch your keyboard.
step two: add an ius, er, ous, or an ion at the end of step one.
step three (optional): you may add a random number at the end of the name if it fancies you (for example: "The IIth", it is recommended that you use the roman numerals for more class).
congratulations, you now have your very own warhammer name!
Poop Fartius the XXXIV
Rvbyumgous the IVXX
You'll be receiving a cease and desist letter from GW soon if you keep giving out tips like these.
Gfhjkhius lxcion the IIth
I just tried this and it actually fucking works.
Crfvitgius IX
I can't believe you'd just post snippets directly from the books like this.
James Workshop out did himself once again.
I don't think I've ever been so concerned by a use of the word "mostly" in all my life 😂
in my headcanon there's a rogue trader named Blackadder somewhere in the annals of Empire
There’s a commissar called Ciaphas Cain who basically is just Blackadder
@@11jerans guardsman, next time you mention it give proper respect to the name of Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
Fetch the Tea Jurgen
Real talk, The Emperor's Climax is a great ship name.
I'm absolutely stealing that name for my ship in Rogue Trader
The emperor protects
Man I miss those silly names. Makes it more iconic. Well at least there was a planet named murder. That captured some of the silliness
And it reintroduced Megarachnids into the lore. Murder hasn’t even been retconned yet, which is awesome.
Planet called Krieg which means war in German then there's Armageddon and many more.
Don't forget Forge World *Metallica* one of the biggest producers of *Heavy Metal* (Titans) in the galaxy.@@nox22119
His true flagship was named the Litany of Litany's Litanies.
Thats some lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, The Triumphant! The Light of Stars! The... Eradicator! dinasty right there.
"Wot?"
I dunno mane...
I once operated alongside the Killamenalian 1236th, their performance was satisfactory.
I have called every ship I run the Venator Natis.
As it translates to both Ass Bandit and Butt Pirate... liebe Slaanesh.
Rogue Traders are either the giga-est of chads or absolute chaos trash. There is no in-between
Hold on, if he got his warrant of trade during the great crusade, then how did he go down in history as the first human to get a goth GF since their disappearance in the age of Apostasy?
It was the OG trader's successor who got a goth GF. Rogue Trader Warrants are hereditary. Everything is correct.
@@falinrichard1394 Perhaps he didn't notice word dynasties in the title.
This man needs watch hours for monetization, time to cycle the duke nuked playlists bois
I fail to see the joke, this is just narrating Warhammer lore.
"The emperor's climax"
I'd love to hear more tales about these guys lol. Or of any character of other factions.
MORE SPEHSS MEHREENS, YOU SAY? WELL, SAY NO MORE
"The Cunning Stunt" as a name for your personal ship is... Spooneriffic.
God DAMMIT, how did I not see that?!
My man, *all* of Warhammer lore be like this.
I'm playing a Rogue Trader in Wrath and Glory. These all describe him to a T
How was the game?
Is is satisfactory for someone without detailed knowledge of the setting?
How is the leveling system?
@@molybdaen11 Its been fun! I am new to the system and world but it was an easy to learn TTRPG and my friends who love the lore helped guide us through it
meanwile, somewhere on Terra:
"what's so funny about Gigantous Bollocksous?"
Why Marazhai, why oh Marazhai are you a male? Why oh Marzipan are you?
The Cunning Stunt
>this guy< gets 40k
I must also be a house bolloxus scion and not von valancius because ive been trying to bed all the (female) eldar i see in rogue trader
Might be a half then since they're all nobility and they tend to intermarriage rather than marry a lowborn.
The good part of W40K
This is so accurate. I miss when 40K was good.
When you look back at old warhammer this may actually be possible.
ah yes with their ancient feud with biggus dickus
I love how the narrator sounds vaguely like the narrator for the Clone Wars or maybe thats just me.
>There are no bigtiddy goth gfs since the Age of Apostasy
Truly, the 41st/42nd millennium is the grimmest and darkest of times fr
I hate how u dont get to earn the rouge trader license in the recent game
canon
Seems legit
Hell yeah
Technically not wrong~
Lauuruius the ivvh
I wanted to hate this more.
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