Fulgrim's Intervention | a Warhammer 40k story
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Fulgrim's Phoenix Guard Terminators have had enough of their coomer primarch's excessive grox-cranking! They're going to put a stop to it, even if the Emperor's Children are bankrupt as a result!
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Erebus wrote the fanfic, it doesn’t take a genius to work that out
I mean historically I feel like it would be Lorgar considering he's one of two characters in 40k who writes famous books and I really hope it's not the other guy.
@@consolescrub4031 but would Lorgar wrote a fanfiction of his brother he hates have a sweet time with drukarussy?
@@consolescrub4031 Whose....whose the other guy?
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 I imagine about halfway through it Yvraine gets swept away by Gman's younger, balder brother who has a much better understanding of the primordial truth that gods are cool so they can gel over that.
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 Famed author of the big space book also known as the Codex Astartes, it's Roundabout Gorillaman.
You can tell the Emperor’s Children are truly fallen from grace, because otherwise they’d know that Dr. Pepper is the ultimate soft drink.
I will never understand how people find your brand of humor entertaining. What is the joke here? You like Dr. Pepper?
@@N0TYALC K Fun Fighter calm down
Barqs
@@N0TYALC There's nothing funny about the cool refreshing taste of a Dr Pepper carbonated soft drink, available now at all good retailers in individual and multipack
Heresy. It's Mr. Pibb
It all goes back to the Lemonade stand. I guess this is where the Marines Malevolent learned it.
The ultimate battle of lemonade is about to begin
@@captaintitus4637 or since it is the EC we're talking about... a lemon party...? 💀
@@Zephyranthes-23 these terminators seem tame by emperors children standards so it might be OK but considering this is the same legion that has Lucius in it anything's possible
a certified Dreadanon continuity moment
What truly made Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim rivals was learning that Ferrus actually prefers Coke
Conrad Curz prefers Dr. Thunder
And not the fun sort.
@@derpnip damn, I guess I'm a nightlord now.
I now wanna know each Primarch's favourite soda. Here's my ideas: Fulgrim likes Pepsi,Ferrus Mannus likes Coke,Perturabo likes 7UP,Rogal Dorn likes Sprite and I can see Leman Russ being a Root Beer fan
@@PelinalDidNothingWrongand poor Angron found a stash of Surge.
"Was it a good fanfic?"
"No! It was totally out of character, im pretty sure he wrote it himself"
😂😂😂😂😂
Also, having a servitor just to count the times Fulgrim goes to fap its the most parody yet possibly canon job a servitor could have.
Like every bad writer ever.
Its funny that Fulgrim would rather everyone to believe that he was "making butter" for 52 days instead of being a sell out.
Even the Emperor's Children have *some* pride remaining.
Man's got his pride
Quite literally, in fact. He *is* pride, if I'm not mistaken
There are some things too debased even for the Emporer's Children.
He works for Slaneesh, right? Working for money is probably worse for him.
I remember when my mother would break into my room accusing me of such horrid things like “cranking my grox” when I was in actuality setting up a potential sponsorship with Pepsi. Such good times
“Nothing wrong with cranking the grox but seriously have some standards brother.” -random traitor emperor’s children probably
As a EC fan myself, its good to see our chaper represented so accurately. We really haven't been the same since Fulgrim introduced Pepsi to the geneseed....
You guys gotta crank up your finances responsibily!
(Yes, that was a pun)
Mmmm sweet, sweet pepsi
@@AverageHeavyMann We Definitly need to "pump" up those numbers.... Their rookie numbers
... Alright, that does it *I'm gonna make Cadia look like a minor workplace accident when I'm done with you*,@@Lusus-zj9pt
I'm gonna interpret that as him literally pouring a can of Pepsi into one.
recently I was starting to look into Fulgrim & the Emperor's Children and suddenly now there's this video and a PancreasNoWork video too
I do like Pepsi so this is pretty good
Just as planned
I think I can see why people barely take Slaneesh seriously.
There's only so many variations of "tentacle demons covered in razor dildos" that you can take before the inherent absurdity shines through.
Khorne: his forces are always chasing battles and conquering planets in his glory
Tzeentch: intricate plans that span years that culminate in victories out of sheer outsmarted the enemy
Nurgle: unstoppable forces of decay that win by attrition of the enemy and whose mere presence can doom a planet
Slaanes: try making them do ANYTHING besides slacking off in their murder parties, by Draigo's beard I dare you
That's why no one takes the emperor's children or the Dark Eldar seriously for that matter. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Fulgrim exists to be called a bitch and nothing else.
Even during the Seige Fulgrim fucked off to go snort and... things to civilians
The fact that the EC's lemonade stand is fancier looking than the Malevolent's is hilarious. Also gotta love that the disappointment towards Fulgrim isn't that far off from their lore counter parts.
A Fulgrim video from Dreadanon AND Pancreasnowork at same time! Whoho!
Makes you think if Dread will be on the next episode of lore crimes. I sure hope so, the blood ravens episode was great
1:14 that knock scared the crap out of me, thought someone was banging on the glass sliding door from outside
Holy shit, I had to check comments to see if it got someone else too. With my headset it's completely indistinguishable from someone actually tapping on my window.
@@_trepz Merry Christmas brother
How the hell do you keep a steady voice doing this?
My guess? Discipline and experience.
Lots of outakes. Trust me
With great difficulty i assume.
Lots of grox cranking
With a very long blooper reel.
emperors children: we can not alow our lord to debase himself like this
your about 10000 years to late for that
In a dark future where everyone is too damn serious, the Emperor's Children are keeping it real... in their own unique way.
By building a giant eggplant castle
By building a giant phallic eggplant castle.@@Gol-D-ie
I may be a loyalist, but I can't blame Fulgrim for his choice of carbonated sugary beverage.
drinking pepsi right now, i agree and am totally loyal and not a traitor
Coke better
i prefer iron bru personally
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897as a fellow emperor's children marine and a zealot of Pepsi I have to eradicate you for this heresy
Heresy
It was kinda weird during the book Fulgrim, that Pepsi kept coming up.
Now it makes sense.
“Ooooooooh, there’s some serious heresy here.” -Inquisitor who prefers Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola is THE Official Ministorum Mandated Soft Drink.
@@arya31fulTau: We drink Moutain Dew.
@@ZetsubouGintama Moonten Doo is for Orks.
T'au would likely drink Grape Fanta.
@@arya31ful I thought Orks would drink Red Bull...
@@ZetsubouGintama Nah, Red Bull is for the Drukharii.
"Now with less urine."
[Smile fades, walks away without purchasing]
Most wholesome emperor's children video on youtube.
"Pffft... Amateurs!" - Marines Malevolent
Said the Guys, whose Chapter mixed Lemonade with Urine. I would expected such move from the Death Guard, but... yeah.
Well the new sign says "now with less urine!" So its not as bad.
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 Doesn't make it taste better. :/
Remember that malevolents are indeed the Biggest Jerks in THIS galaxy
Damn no entry for Rylanor. Pretty sure if Rylanor showed up the Emperors children would instantly turn loyalist and let him in.
Dread and Pancreas both uploading a Fulgrim video within an hour of each other? I sense warp fuckery
Pancreasnowork and Dread anon release a Fulgrim video within an hour of eachother?
Slaneesh, you truly are the God of excess
"No! They were TOTALLY out of character!"
Of course he read it too..
Coom for Slaanesh, brothers.
Slaanesh cares not from which the coom flows, only that it does.
There will be no such things..!
As someone who played World Of Warships, I agree with your choice of picking Pepsi as an ad sponsor
Slaanesh may approve of all forms of shameless debauchery but even they would draw the line at corporate advertising
2:40
Suggestion: Simply open those planet-spunking parties to the masses that can pay for them. I’t be best that you charge cheap for entry and confections and just let their sheer addiction drive the sales until they’re broke anyway.
Fulgrim has been edging more than Akooma from Flashgitz.
I'm proud to announce that this grox cranking party is sponsored by raid shado-
Grox cranking in a 150 degree port-o-potty was the true horror of the Iraq War for me...
I just caught “chaos port-a-potty”
As opposed to the classic Imperium port-a-potty
Okay that knock sound effect had me taking my headphones off and checking my door. Every time I play it back it still trips me up.
Pepsi survived into the 40th millennium?!
The lore implications. Massive.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Eh, I'm more of a Dr. Pepper person.
@@thefirstofthelastones8952funny enough it too stood the test of time due to its refreshing 23 flavors the guardsman enjoy it as a standard part of their field rations
Snek! I did not expect you here. 😎 👍
@@Sephiroth36977
Ayy!
😎🫵
Another great video! The "amateurs" line at the end was perfect
No entry for: Rylanor.
Frankly, I’d like to see someone try to stop him
No Rylanor in the spank box. Still healing from that world eater slap slap to the face I see.
I expected some Onlyfans joke but now i understand Fulgrim debauchery has no limits, i mean, Pepsi? Pffff
Extra Heresy! Coke is not only far superior, but unlike Pepsi, it can be packaged as a convenient powder or crystal.
OH MY I THOUGHT SOMEONE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR
you have awesome sound effects
Why is the audio quality on this video so good. When they knocked on the door I literally thought in my headphones that someone was knocking on the wall next to me.
Wearing earbuds. The door knock genuinely scared the living shit out of me.
Rylanor short version: Hey Fulgrim come closer, bitch.
Rylanor operatic long version:
Rylanor's Last Stand lyrics
[Vistario]
Amidst the desolate soil
We heard the repeating cries of a fragment of metal
So true to Magnus' orders
I take my company's reins, onto the surface we settle
And as we branch out and explore the wreckage
We uncover a terminal's long-lost message
A visage of the past and of beautiful cities
So what has occurred here, what are we missing?
There is something wrong here, there is something hidden
With every second growing closer, I feel it near me!
My mind shudders, why does my heart race?
A psychic scream, like a crushing weight
Resounding in every corner of the world:
"The Ancient awaits!"
Enwrapped in grief and beset by pain
It bides its time, all it does is wait
We shoulder the hardship now and we endure
And to its source, we'll trace
The sight before my eyes is stark
A Dreadnought here, bearing the Emperor's Children's mark
Unexpectedly, it interjects with pointed thoughts
Awake once more, energy arcs
Across its words now, demanding to know
Are we standing here gathered as friend or foe?
Its shattered form yet still poses a threat to us all
It shall not be deceived, nor ignored
I speak in half-truths to not invite alarm
[Rylanor]
I see through your words, and I am not disarmed
We had learned from Him to hold to truth with every breath
[V] The wrong word here may mean death
[R] Even your words may be twisted and turned into weapons
[V] There is danger here, with every phrase now it beckons
[V] I would know the name of he who has me in his sights
[R] I am he who remembers, the Ancient of Rites!
[Vistario]
All at once, the pieces come together in my mind
This place was Istvaan III!
And we are here upon its corpse
On the grave that was left behind!
[Rylanor]
Would you convince yourself I am a remnant seeking saving?
This was not a cry for help!
This was a lure I laid to invite something in need of slaying
[Fulgrim]
Was this trap set for me, old one of mine?
You look terrible - a disgrace, even
[Rylanor]
At last, Fulgrim, you have come to me, abomination
[Fulgrim]
Words uttered by a shattered pile of metal, rust and stagnation?
You've had millennia to think of what to tell me, you've my attention
[Rylanor]
I need not glory nor for words to speak
When I have held
A Virus Bomb! (Fulgrim: No!)
[Vistario]
Reaching out, my Raptorae uses his mind to hold the pace, to silence time
I channel him all of the strength I have, his power desperately relying on mine
And from my peripheral sight, I can no longer see that frail shell, devoid of its might
But rather a righteous being of defiance
Who is not without the will to fight!
I watch the Dreadnought lash out in wrath
His blows deflected away from their path
Despite the years he has endured
It's clear that he will live and he will die by the sword
Fulgrim then returned a strike
His sword slitting through bravado and machine alike
His face a mix of contempt and glee
The eyes of one who can feed off misery!
[Rylanor]
You can never be forgiven for the things that you've done
And so it falls to my hands to end the prodigal son
[Fulgrim]
You cannot imagine the beautiful bounty of Chaos
[Rylanor]
Those things I'd never even wish to know!
[Fulgrim]
There is still your potential that shines through
Imagine the unfulfilled glories we'd see to
[Rylanor]
That you still think I seek any glory
Betrays the true blindness that has overcome you
I recall the virtues I stood for
I recall the struggles and the things that we have done!
I will not be deterred from my vengeance
I remember the lessons passed on to the Sons!
I am one of the Emperor's Children
I am Rylanor and I am the Ancient of Rites!
So I reject you for now and for always!
To strike you down I have waited for a million nights
[Vistario]
Inspired by the things I've heard
I raise my voice and shout clearly and out of turn
Rylanor deserves better than you, oh Primarch
Rylanor deserves better than all of us!
With but a single shot, the Raptorae is relieved of duty and released of his task
I feel the virus rend me apart, with my honour intact
As I'm enveloped by the encroaching flash
[Fulgrim]
Although this body of mine's still intact
A part of my pride, I fear, will never come back
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I miss string storm
@@athingwhichexistsHe too fell to Slaanesh
Oh no, no no, it's like howling Siberia huskys, once one of them starts the pack joi..
YOU CAN NEVER BE FORGIVEN FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU'VE DONE!! AND SO IT FALLS TO MY HANDS TO END THE PRODIGAL SON!!
I will not be deterred from my Cola. I remember the soft drink passed on to the sons. I am one the emperors children and I am the drinker of coke. So I reject coke for now and for always.
That knock at 1:14 didnt even sound like it was coming out of my headphones, i had to look out my window.
A true son of the Emperor drinks A&W root beer.
I so desperately want to see the Emperor’s Children throwing a benefit concert.
Halls of Coom is officially my headcannon label to anything Slaneesh
Gotta spell it in a weird fantasy way like "K'uuhm"
0:17 I mean that was obvious around half through the heresy
I like how you know the difference between good and bad fanfic.
Honestly nothing is more degenerate than a Pepsi enjoyer, "Oh we have Pepsi products is that okay?" NO IT IS NOT.
This for some reason makes me wanna know what each Primarch's favourite Soda's are...
Pepsi Man had to carefully navigate the entire realm just for an advertisement.
Fulgrim never had a choice between Pepsi and World of Warships.
"live for now"
Truly words of Slaanesh
2:26 Return of the Obra Dinn sound effect detected!
(Also this was way better than the basic and overdone anti-sex humor I was expecting, well done.)
Fulgrim could solve all conflicts in the galaxy if he just walked onto a battlefield with a Pepsi...
I love your weird on going universe. It's like a somehow even less serious version of tts, notgodemperor rest it's soul.
It’s not so bad, at least you weapons are still child friendly and used for their intended form of penetration. I also prefer Pepsi so I might not be the most impartial of observer.
Seriously though the Emperors Children loyalist Terminators are some of the coolest looking units.
Fulgrim would drink Pepsi, that degenerate!
I started chanting “lemonade stand” when they talked about raising funds
that fucking knocking you got me, I got up because i thought someone was knocking.....
The world eaters already got the World of Warships sponsor anyways…
Whenever I had my door broken down while cranking my hog I would start cranking is harder to establish dominance.
Amazing as always, loved the obra dinn sound effect
Space Griffith really beheaded Space Guts just so he can do this... Smh
Im not drinking that.
The best part of this is the soft, almost constant 'plap plap plap' in the background
ffs, that knocking sound... i stood up and opened my door til i realised it was the vid....
"Now with less urine" doesn't imply there's NO urine.
my fucking heart stopped when i heard that knock
Im Fully Grimmed and Darked by this
After rewatching a few times I noted on the no entry door Rylanors name was there. Not gonna lie that had me cackling loud for a good minute. Bro is still mad salty about that loss.
No, little dark watcher, don't buy heretic lemonade!
The pepsi rant is certainly something i didnt expect
if u dont wanna live in a fridge box
u gotta crack that pepsi grox
Me before watching: you know as bad as they can be I still believe there's a chance of redempti- *Fulgrim talking about how great Pepsi is*
Me after...: There can be no mercy for heretics!!!!! *Launches the Coke Crusade* !!!!!!!!
No entry to: Rylenor
Rylenor: that sign won’t stop me because I have yet another virus bomb
“No cops, fat chicks, or Rylanor”
Fulgrim's Grox cranking numbers are weak compared to Lorgar's.
Lorgar keeps his Grox caged
I don’t think Lorgar even knows what that is.
Watching this after coming from Pancreas lore vid on Fulgrim is certainly eye opening
THAT FUCKING KNOCKING scared me fr
Really Fulgrim. Pepsi?!
Ferrus: _Y O U A R E W E E A A A K, F U L G R I M._
*(chugs a can of Ghost Coke©®™)*
This is so many levels of perfection
Jesus Christ that knocking sound scared me.
1:14 i thought someone knocking my door
Fulgrim likes Pepsi, but Fabius prefers (mad)Dr. Pepper
I was taking a shit and the knock at 1:14 scared tf out of me
I love how the emperor children are a bit stranged from fulgrim perversion, even for a slaanesh Chaos marine, everyone known that pepsi Is the slaneesh drink. No entry for : cops, fat chicks, "Rylanor the ancient of rites". Hahahahah Who dont love that Song, the trauma that he inflicted on fulgrim still lives
I love this, but that knock sound scared the shit out of me. I hate when people use that sound lol
Thus began the Lemonade Crusade!
The knock on the door sounded like it came from my wall. Which is freaky because I’m on the second floor
Imagine opening your door to find a 3 meter tall killing machine asking if you'd prefer thin mints or chocolate chip cookies.
>Take long time in shower
>"You're beating your meat!"
>Accusations from family because I was 16 years old
>"No I do that in my bed"
>Truth is I just lay on the floor fetal position and let the water wash over me, until it finally gets so cold that I notice and get up.
Brother, your grox has been suspiciously uncranked as of late. Perhaps the devine oils of Slanesh and the skillful hand of brother Artaris are required?
Aww yess the symbol of debauchery and excess …PEPSI!!!
In the grim dark future, there is still pepsi
Forgive me emperor