I'm from Mumbai, India and my knowledge of the geography of southern states in the US, thanks to Mr. Cornette, was of great use during my frequent visits to your beautiful country from 2005-2020.
That's very kind of you to say Balaji. I do chuckle that you wrote about our beautiful country on a video where Jim lays into Tim horner, calling him every name in the book. Lol
mharris1270 I have never heard a straight man (or even gay or straight woman) use the word 'moxie'. Is it a word that's taught in gay bathhouses? Where were you first taught it?
mharris1270 You can't even spell or punctuate. You were literally never a professor. Any Eisenhower babies would be 70+ years old. You're either a middle aged idiot, or a millennial whose also an idiot. Either way, its established you only want to play, that's why you won't send your address. Because you're just a wittle guy whose scared of meeting a real man. Send me your address, so stfu. I haven't the time nor the inclination to play with you.
@mharris1270 I don't know if you've ever heard of The Thick of It but this clip will probably appeal to you: ruclips.net/video/VReU7EgfPLc/видео.html .
@@hgonz14 "I don't know why you think we're a wrestling show...just because we have wrestlers...in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots...in a wrestling ring" lmao
I'll bet that fax machine didn't get used ONCE for any form of SMW business. He probably only used it for fun to fax pictures of his ass and/or junk to Pam at the bank.
I've listened to this twice this week and I've heard it 100 times before. Never fails to make me laugh. I love the part about how Horner couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop 🐕
The thought of Jim just stewing in anger thinking about his $400 dollar fax machine just collecting dust at Tim Horner's house is hysterical! By the way, that $400 dollars that Jim spent in the early 90's on Horner's unnecessary fax machine is equivalent to over $850 dollars in today's money! So I can totally understand why Jim is so pissed off about it.
I grew up watching this man.... One of my favorite wrestling managers. Possibly the greatest historian/storyteller I've heard in the Business! Just a supreme mastery of the nuance/minutiae & overall landscape of pro wrestling........ Incredible!
Tim Horner was on the first pro wrestling card I ever attended as a kid in 1984. He and Brad Armstrong were an exciting young up-and-coming tag team in World Championship Wrestling and I loved their tag style. Sad to hear that years later he would become such a detrimental force in professional wrestling...😂😂😂
I used to be a huge wrestling fan back in the 80s through the 90s. I was a fan of Jim Cornette then but I'm even a bigger fan now due to these types of podcasts. The wrestling knowledge that Jim has is awesome and so damn entertaining. It is this type of product that the internet was meant to display.
I completely believe that Corny is non-confrontational until he’s really pushed to it. The promos he cuts on people have to be the result of storing up a lot of stuff.
Joe Exotic actually WAS in the wrestling business for a short time. Joe’s website broadcast the monthly shows of NWA Texoma in Sherman, Texas in the mid-2010’s. I was a play-by-play commentator working alongside Joe, including the night Tim Storm won the NWA World Title. I never had a problem with Joe. His knowledge of wrestling was limited, but I was able to work around that and keep him involved.
Went back and watched SMW from 92. From lame promos to coming off as so whiny when he stole the SMW Title to his attempt to be a singer, Tim Horner was the worst babyface in the industry at the time. It takes a talent (in a bad way) to be a babyface in a southern territory and be greeted with silence from crowds who would cheer for almost any babyface. The angle with the special needs child was even worse than Jim described as Horner came off like a crybaby and it felt exploitative of the kid. Its a miracle Bob Armstrong was as over as he was and the fans didn’t buy into Horner because the angle could have buried Bob. This should have won the tasteless angle award in the Wrestling Observer that year.
@@Connor-ki8zv turn you speaker on then. The fans in SMW liked him. Just b/c he mighta been a dbag behind the scenes doesn't mean he couldn't work or that fans didn't like him
"his balls are so small, if you took em and you rolled them both through a drinking straw it would look like you were rolling 2 kernels of corn through a storm drain" HAHAHA I love some Cornette.
@@connordripps1480 Never did any kind of illicit drug from my understanding, hence why he looks good for his age. I did hear he would have the occasional social cocktail every now and then
Rand-McNally is nice. Most people will go "Get in the 21st century Jim, Google Maps will show you where you need to go and where you are now, Siri is much better!". True, but Rand-McNally doesn't require batteries. My Galaxy pad does so much more but when the battery goes to 0 it's just a paper-weight.
It seems obvious to me that Tim told his wife and others that he was a big shot and a co-owner so he felt like he had to act that way. It was like he was playing chicken. How long could he act like a big shot and co-owner before Jim shitcanned him? Then Jim fired him and he BS'ed that he really was a part owner.
He was an underneath guy that worked in WCW and the WWF but Horner sued Vince for whatever reason. He was friends with the Armstrong family cause he was partners with Brad named the Lightning Express I think.
I’ve been listening to this 2-3 times a year for the past 5+ years. It’s an annual tradition at this point
Cornette always comes outta nowhere with the memorable lines
“He couldn’t book lassie in a pet store” 😂
"I think the universe sold moxley short. When they were handing out brains he thought they said trains and said I'll take the last one"
“He couldn’t draw money with a green crayon..”
"I HAVENT SEEN SUCH LOYALTY SINCE KOREA!!!"
Whoever sent the question that ignited this rant, thank u
I never expected that burial of a guy that no one gives a shit about will turn out to be one of the best Cornette's rants of all time.
Lol probably my 4th time playing in in 3 years . So good /funny asf
To be fair he did have the greatest worst promo. “Mr warn. Warn. Wandorf.”
Cornette hated WWF but then started working with them & talent swapping with them
@@woozycoot That's actually Ken Patera and he said "Wonder Da Warmdorf"
"No one wanted his foam lightning bolts" still gets me, lmao. Thrice a year at least, I listen to this.
“His feelings are hurt because everyone else got a fax machine and he didn’t” 😂😂😂😂
That MF soaked SMW for every dollar he could 😂
You know it’s going to be a hell of a rant when Jim starts like Brian you have known me for so many years 😂
Its like when your drunk friend starts talking about how much you mean to them you know its gonna be a long rant
I'm from Mumbai, India and my knowledge of the geography of southern states in the US, thanks to Mr. Cornette, was of great use during my frequent visits to your beautiful country from 2005-2020.
That's pretty cool
Lmao this is awesome
That's very kind of you to say Balaji. I do chuckle that you wrote about our beautiful country on a video where Jim lays into Tim horner, calling him every name in the book. Lol
That’s great!
Borat movies taught me about eastern europe
I've lost count on the number of times I've heard this, I still haven't gotten tired of it.
Same here!!!
bluhmer1990 this makes about the 10th time for me. Never gets old
Same
bluhmer1990 I just said the same thing 😂
Ditto here lol
I love that Cornette still admits Horner was a decent worker 😂
A decent worker and looked great in a suit... LOL
@@scotthayes5619 lmao
Hey it just shows he's honest. Regardless how much he hates Horner, he can be honest about his work
"it's better than one of his promos!"
He don't embellish or sell short when it comes to in ring ability
"You're listening to W-Fuck You in Morristown". I'd love to listen to that station.
WCRK Lol
"he couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop" I'M DYING
That's classic.
chris zaucha Same reaction here. Laughed all day.
I say this one all the time! Never gets old. Cornette is gold.
mharris1270 I have never heard a straight man (or even gay or straight woman) use the word 'moxie'. Is it a word that's taught in gay bathhouses? Where were you first taught it?
mharris1270 You can't even spell or punctuate. You were literally never a professor. Any Eisenhower babies would be 70+ years old. You're either a middle aged idiot, or a millennial whose also an idiot. Either way, its established you only want to play, that's why you won't send your address. Because you're just a wittle guy whose scared of meeting a real man. Send me your address, so stfu. I haven't the time nor the inclination to play with you.
"HORNER KEPT THE FAX MACHINE!"
I'm dying.
mharris1270 What's up with you and shoving things up Horner's ass??
mharris1270
You tried but no lulz happened
Lol.....
If Horner reads this (probably not, if he's the inbred hick Corney says he is...🙃), it's not too late to return it, you $#!+heels!
@mharris1270 I don't know if you've ever heard of The Thick of It but this clip will probably appeal to you: ruclips.net/video/VReU7EgfPLc/видео.html .
God i love this story, and i have no idea who tim horner is
Be glad you don’t know who he is
Consider Yourself VERY Lucky
He's actually not a bad wrestler. But it seems he was not a good person.
Coffee guy, Canadian Star Bucks.
His tag team with Brad Armstrong was pretty decent.
This is like a monthly listen to me. Never gets old.
Twice a week
Same here! This and his original shoot on the Montreal Screw job are the best.
"He was pissed no one wanted to buy his foam lightning bolts" lmao.
I can listen to long form Jim Cornette stories all day.
Jon Rosado amen bro
Maurice Bates so can I the man a genius
Vincent Ceaser yes sir
Jon Rosado I do lmao
Every time there's a long Corny story, I get a snack, pop open a cold Sprite, and just sit back. Highlite of my day.
i return to this gem just about every quarter of every year 😂
"And if you're smart, Mr. Horner, you'll stay in the corner. Roll 'em." -- Bobby Heenan (RIP)
You sir, win the internet for the day. Trophy is in the mail.
Haha 👍
When did the Brain Say That?
I still listen to this regularly
Me too
Tim is living in that truck
LOL
🤣🤣🤣
When someone is having a bad day, Just listen to Cornette on two subjects. Tim Horner and or Vince “Shit Stain” Russo. These never get old...
Or now AEW
Or food
Or Dave Meltzer
Or Kevin Dunn, his Kevin Dunn impression is freaking hilarious
@@hgonz14 "I don't know why you think we're a wrestling show...just because we have wrestlers...in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots...in a wrestling ring" lmao
i'm surprised the "...loyalty since Korea" line hasn't been made a shirt yet.
It's a quote by Jim Herd, so I don't think Cornette wants to pay him a cent.
@@Cachundo73 Herd ain't smart enough to claim trademark. Corny has reiterated the quote to the point of 9/10ths ownership.
That is fucking classic, amongst other classics it still rises above.
The man said Tim Horner "couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim got Tim the most over he has ever been by roasting him.
Just imagining a confused Tim horner pressing buttons in a furious way trying to get his fax machine to work
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I'll bet that fax machine didn't get used ONCE for any form of SMW business. He probably only used it for fun to fax pictures of his ass and/or junk to Pam at the bank.
Curse you sir. Now i have that image in my head 😂
“..dang it!” -Tim Horner trying to decipher a fax machine.
“She can sell our sponsorships, shes the sales girl at WFUCKU in Morristown”
Kevin Manz lmfao
Is that an am or fm station?
@mharris1270 Shortwave
I've listened to this twice this week and I've heard it 100 times before. Never fails to make me laugh. I love the part about how Horner couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop 🐕
Lick step I like the part where I porked your wife
Love him or hate him, Jim is a wrestling genius.
Except for giving guys like Horner an office spot in his company.
"I have one followup question..." BEST LINE EVER!
Darial Clewis I literally CRY laughing whenever i hear this
You really DO? lmao funny as hell
I was sure the question was going to be, "How do you really feel, Jim?"
But it was the right follow up b/c i wanted to hear about him meeting or finding out who the ‘$ 40,000 mystery Money man’ was...
(Corpsing)
24:50-25:22 gets me everytime 🤣
The thought of Jim just stewing in anger thinking about his $400 dollar fax machine just collecting dust at Tim Horner's house is hysterical!
By the way, that $400 dollars that Jim spent in the early 90's on Horner's unnecessary fax machine is equivalent to over $850 dollars in today's money! So I can totally understand why Jim is so pissed off about it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 White Lighting is a thief!
I grew up watching this man.... One of my favorite wrestling managers. Possibly the greatest historian/storyteller I've heard in the Business! Just a supreme mastery of the nuance/minutiae & overall landscape of pro wrestling........ Incredible!
I have no clue who Tim Horner is and still found this so interesting and entertaining. Just goes to show you how great a storyteller Jim Cornette is.
Jim's problem is he's just too reserved. I never know what he really thinks.
I Know Right!!. LMBO!!!!!
Let him put his sledgehammer on yo head then you’ll know what he thinks.
Melvin hey chicken dick he's the most outspoken person ever, get a damn clue
😅😂🤣
It's part of his conservative christianity
Hearing Corny call Tim a very creative name, reminded me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase goes off and calls his boss a very creative name. 🤣🤣
Tim Horner was on the first pro wrestling card I ever attended as a kid in 1984. He and Brad Armstrong were an exciting young up-and-coming tag team in World Championship Wrestling and I loved their tag style. Sad to hear that years later he would become such a detrimental force in professional wrestling...😂😂😂
It Saddens Me that Brad is No Longer with Us, & This Chicken Plucker (Horner) STILL Walks the Earth!
I used to be a huge wrestling fan back in the 80s through the 90s. I was a fan of Jim Cornette then but I'm even a bigger fan now due to these types of podcasts. The wrestling knowledge that Jim has is awesome and so damn entertaining. It is this type of product that the internet was meant to display.
This is why I love Jim Cornette.
Fun fact: that baby Tim's wife was holding grew up to be Santino Marella 😂
BAAAHAHAHAHA
Underrated comment
I think is sonny
This is Jim at his best..the Don Rickles of wrestling
Rickles insulted you if he liked you. This is just pure hate.
I have listened to this rant like 10 times and it’s still funny to me. Jim Cornette is top notch in my book.
He telling the story and became angry all over again and cussed Tim out at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I completely believe that Corny is non-confrontational until he’s really pushed to it. The promos he cuts on people have to be the result of storing up a lot of stuff.
“He couldn’t book lassie in a pet shop”. 🤣🤣🤣
I wish there was video of Rick Rubin watching that Shameless disaster 😂
"Why the fuck is Tim Horner on my television?"
21:52 - I look at Tim's pic while hearing Jim saying "What?", and I imagine Tim already crying while saying that word LOL
This is the best video ever uploaded to RUclips. I've probably listened to it 15 times or more and ill never get tired of it
Me Neither
@studio732jrl2 I agree. His original shoot on the Montreal Screwjob is the best. Just annihilates Russo.
I get the impression Jim doesn’t like Tim Horner...
Jim needs to stop holding back, tell us how you really fell Jim.
"YA THINK?!?" - Hannah Stewart/Montana (Miley Cyrus)
he hates tim more than vice Russo
Are you sure? I think Cornette is still on the fence about him.
@@jackbarnes9728 The only thing Corny is on the fence about are Mustangs. Or is that the only thing on Corny’s fence? One of those two….
Im currently watching SMW from start to finish and can confirm that Tim Horner is the drizzlin shits.
Me too, 8n sync with BTT Podcast.
Oh of course. Lol. Absolutely pointless lol
When he’s trying to sell his plastic lightning bolt gimmicks to kids in his promos it’s like a dollar store hulk Hogan
Where do you watch them ?
@@jacobwalker3839 they’re all right here on RUclips. Unless wwe took it down
I just want to yell Hallelujah because this man is preaching!
A 28 minute rant from Cornette, but that's like 5 minutes in human terms.
"Ive got a top baby face (supposedly) in a Tennessee territory & his wife won't let him bleed" " I'm f'n cutting my head!" lmao that's so funny
😂🤣🤣😂
“How much time we got?…”
“Oh, 20 minutes…”
Be ready for at least an hour. Lol thanks Jim!
You have to listen to this multiple times to catch everything lol
So I said,...TIM...
i dont think ill ever get tired of listing to jim cornette
I love listening to Jim Cornette, the guy knows the business and every major start past and present.
He's like the best Netherlands tulip stock trader after the collapse....good old times :D
"Hey Alexa, play W-F*CKU in Morristown Radio" LOL
Just listened again for about the 15th time. Laughed hard again!!!!😂
“Just enough money to piss people off” 😂😂
"I have one follow up question " LOL
"YOU REALLY DO?!?"
I've listened to this like a thousand times
Fifty one dislikes? Horner has that many relatives?
Relatives/sexual partners..its all the same. He tickles their taints with his foam lightning bolts
@mharris1270 The Derby is in Louisville, not Lexington.
Damn that brutal
and that many girlfriends, strangely enough...
50 of them are Terry Landel.
Tim Horner is Joe Exotic if he had went onto the wrestling business.
This comment needs to have 100X more likes!
Joe Exotic actually WAS in the wrestling business for a short time. Joe’s website broadcast the monthly shows of NWA Texoma in Sherman, Texas in the mid-2010’s. I was a play-by-play commentator working alongside Joe, including the night Tim Storm won the NWA World Title. I never had a problem with Joe. His knowledge of wrestling was limited, but I was able to work around that and keep him involved.
@@robmoore6958 why am I not remotely surprised?
@@robmoore6958 Well, damn if that wasn't interesting.
I have literally never seen Tim Horner
"He stole the truck..." I lost it
I never heard of Tim Horner. Hilarious story.
Me either, but I don't like him now lol
Trust me ur not missing much
He was a jobber back in the day.
I will never get bored of this story.
This is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard.
“...and we went through THREE ENGINES...”
Was Tim driving the truck to the events?
@@tgfabthunderbird1, it sounds like he drove the truck through the events
"Majordomo" isn't used nearly enough these days.
Back when it was another term for America's vice president, now it's dropped in favor of....vice president
Seriously this is great for falling asleep, not because it's boring but because Jim's story telling is exceptional and his hatred is pure.
Man I ALWAYS listen to this to fall asleep
I could listen to this guy all day long!!! I am sitting at work rolling while listening to this guy!
Went back and watched SMW from 92. From lame promos to coming off as so whiny when he stole the SMW Title to his attempt to be a singer, Tim Horner was the worst babyface in the industry at the time. It takes a talent (in a bad way) to be a babyface in a southern territory and be greeted with silence from crowds who would cheer for almost any babyface. The angle with the special needs child was even worse than Jim described as Horner came off like a crybaby and it felt exploitative of the kid. Its a miracle Bob Armstrong was as over as he was and the fans didn’t buy into Horner because the angle could have buried Bob. This should have won the tasteless angle award in the Wrestling Observer that year.
That's some nice revisionist history there. Cornette had legit reasons to hate him but Horner was good in the ring and he was over.
@@egomaniac247yeah over like a bunch of crickets.
@@Connor-ki8zv turn you speaker on then. The fans in SMW liked him. Just b/c he mighta been a dbag behind the scenes doesn't mean he couldn't work or that fans didn't like him
Yeah Jim but how do you really feel about Tim Horner?
It doesn't MATTER how id makes you feel!!!!!!!!!!
Box of fluffy fuckin ducks!
mharris1270 😂😂😂😂 that I feel about sums it up
mharris1270 you sure seem to have one specific thing on your mind. 👌
Godless Scummer the same way he feels about President Trump
I never get tired of this story.
LOL! For the story on Tim Horner, all you need to do is watch here: 24:50
"his balls are so small, if you took em and you rolled them both through a drinking straw it would look like you were rolling 2 kernels of corn through a storm drain" HAHAHA I love some Cornette.
Greg Stephens Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Greg Stephens how does he come up with this shit
@@madddoggnogood1491 That's one of his Go-To insults lol.
@@robertjackson1987 Yes he also said that about Ed Ferrara
He uses that a lot especially on Russo he’s also made that joke using someone’s brains.
Laugh out loud hysterical! Jim you got me ROLLIN!! Tim Horner is in Jim's Top 10 of Worthless pieces of $hit in pro wrestling history...that is EPIC!!
Everyone has had a Tim Horner in their lives🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲
“This is all building.” This has become a go-to line for me
I'd love to spend an evening with Cornette, getting drunk and listening to him rant, the man is hilarious!!!
For me blunted damn near smothering him in the fumes
Corny has stated that he never drank beer or wine on Ric Flair's podcast. Hence why he has a clear mind which is rare for most guys.
@@connordripps1480 Never did any kind of illicit drug from my understanding, hence why he looks good for his age. I did hear he would have the occasional social cocktail every now and then
He doesn't drink
Nah. We’re drinking Sprite
This has got to be my favorite story I've ever heard. I've never laughed so many times during a clip. Good stuff.
My sides hurt from all that laughing, Jim Cornette knows how to tell a great wrestling story!
Cornette's stories are the best part of my day.
Jim Cornette's drop toe holds are electric
Worked a show tonight in TN and they kept burying Horner the whole show. This runs deep.
Rand-McNally is nice. Most people will go "Get in the 21st century Jim, Google Maps will show you where you need to go and where you are now, Siri is much better!". True, but Rand-McNally doesn't require batteries. My Galaxy pad does so much more but when the battery goes to 0 it's just a paper-weight.
That's right. It's better to have it as a backup, just in case your batteries go dead.
I haven’t seen such loyalty since Korea 😂
It seems obvious to me that Tim told his wife and others that he was a big shot and a co-owner so he felt like he had to act that way. It was like he was playing chicken. How long could he act like a big shot and co-owner before Jim shitcanned him? Then Jim fired him and he BS'ed that he really was a part owner.
Bsin is working for Biden and pelosi
I love how after he got fired he said it didnt bother him cuzz he sold his half of SMW and he made a decent profit from it...LMAO...what a joke
Great Story. We all have met a Tim Horner at least once in our lifetime.
I used to love listening to WFUCKYOU in Morristown.
shot out to Knoxville where we figured out it was a work a year ago
^^^the reason Knoxville was still great
Wait... Horner stole the ring truck and kept the fax machine?!?!!?!?!??!
Yup. As the saying goes, there's no honor among theives.
“Ol’ Buzzy” gets me every time 😂😂
24:50 Jim Cornette makes me want to be a better man.
He’s the best of all time and we need him shooting promos on all TV shows.
If you want to see the episode of Tim Horner come out there with the sick child with the belt it's SMW Episode 50. It's on RUclips.
Thanks :)
Brian Rose Look at Bob Armstrong's face when Horner comes out. Thats legitimate shock and anger
Right around the 15 minute mark of the video
I can listen to Jim rant .....all day!
Fan since the wccw days!
lol, yup 24:53
I don't even know who TF Tim Horner is and this still cracked me up
He was an underneath guy that worked in WCW and the WWF but Horner sued Vince for whatever reason. He was friends with the Armstrong family cause he was partners with Brad named the Lightning Express I think.
You STOLE my $400 fax machine 😂
24:53 😂
Yes... that was worth many plays... I'm in tears...
Best part of the whole interview
This is his finisher!
I legitimately haven't laughed this hard in ages, at this time stamp rant. 🤣🤣🤣
I want that on a 10 hour loop
I come to this at least once a month when I need to laugh.🤣
I love this video. I've watched it over and over