Jim Cornette's EPIC promo on Vince Russo

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @nonchalantstu54
    @nonchalantstu54 7 лет назад +1997

    There aren't many things left in this world that are pure. Cornette's hatred of Vince Russo is pure and unadulterated.

    • @connordripps1480
      @connordripps1480 5 лет назад +35

      That's what I've been saying for a while now but everyone's saying "oh yeah I think Cornette likes Russo" or "this is all a work" which it's neither of them because the hate from Corny is actual burning hate because of how much damage Russo has inflicted on the wrestling business in general because of his antics and his booking. But the thing is that I'm not a hateful person like Cornette is. Although it does surprises me of why people who're stupid enough to hire Russo. By the way, the part where Brian Last reads the letter from Russo to Dixie Carter where at the end of the letter it says "peace, Vince" has to be one of the stupidest things that one individual would say to another. It's almost like he's a gangster when he says that. No one ever says "peace" to their boss. Ridiculous.

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot 5 лет назад +11

      @@connordripps1480 You do know that when people say Cornette likes Russo, and that it's all a work are probably being sarcastic?

    • @connordripps1480
      @connordripps1480 5 лет назад +2

      @@24magiccarrot sarcastic or not, I take a different approach.

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot 5 лет назад +7

      @@connordripps1480 The approach being you don't understand when people are being sarcastic.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 5 лет назад +2

      Cornette is an idiot. What Russo does is what the leftists do to Trump.

  • @palmerbaggins3374
    @palmerbaggins3374 7 лет назад +1461

    I listen to this once per day, for strength..

    • @LankyBeanss
      @LankyBeanss 6 лет назад +37

      palmer baggins I'm the same way with the thank you fuck you bye with Johnny Ace

    • @opannefrank1986
      @opannefrank1986 6 лет назад +38

      I jerk off to this.

    • @NoahESmith-bn5vi
      @NoahESmith-bn5vi 6 лет назад +31

      Jim Cornett would of been a great lawyer.Or for that matter president. He don't take shit from anyone.

    • @chaswickswhite5736
      @chaswickswhite5736 6 лет назад +13

      You REALLY HATE Vince Russo AS MUCH as I do?

    • @surgeoforange3107
      @surgeoforange3107 6 лет назад +5

      lmao!!!!!!!!! Jim is gold

  • @JeneralDethray
    @JeneralDethray 3 года назад +519

    Whenever I'm depressed I listen to Jim Cornette destroy Russo. You're a real inspiration, Jim. You bring a lot of joy into the world.

    • @IBeForReal
      @IBeForReal 3 года назад +11

      Ik, I love these jim cornette videos

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 года назад +5

      I do too!

    • @libertarianpunk8558
      @libertarianpunk8558 2 года назад +9

      He really does. Jim is an American treasure

    • @adamirishconundrum851
      @adamirishconundrum851 2 года назад +5

      Vince Russo has stooged himself off again. 😂🐍💩

    • @tomkee4479
      @tomkee4479 2 года назад +4

      dude i do the exact same thing!! lol thats actually why i am listening to it right now because i was having a bad morning haha. ive prob listened to this prob 20 times over the past 6 or 7 years. lol

  • @elhajjmalikel6266
    @elhajjmalikel6266 7 лет назад +1171

    "If brains were gasoline, he couldn't propel a fleas motorcycle around a raindrop!" DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!

    • @thek-d-froma-d2263
      @thek-d-froma-d2263 6 лет назад +92

      that maybe the most fucked up crazy creative thing ive ever heard in my life,,,i will use that one day for fun,,,,LOL

    • @ejr23
      @ejr23 5 лет назад +63

      Cornette should quit exaggerating to be fair. Russo could't propel a fleas motorcycle around a grain of sand.

    • @badgerbhoy9534
      @badgerbhoy9534 5 лет назад +7

      Funniest line ever!

    • @cliffordtaylor7582
      @cliffordtaylor7582 5 лет назад +7

      Omfg I'm dying lol

    • @thesnuttz
      @thesnuttz 5 лет назад +10

      In the rugrats, Chuckie reports from Phil that if brains were gasoline Lil couldn’t power an ant’s motorcycle around the outside of a penny.

  • @ProjectDelta1
    @ProjectDelta1 7 лет назад +720

    When Cornette pisses on Russo's grave we need to make sure it gets documented. Otherwise this epic feud will never come full circle.

    • @themeg1145
      @themeg1145 6 лет назад +58

      Blunt Capcom Representative #4 shouldn’t we all form a line behind Jim and follow suit?

    • @ErisedDawn
      @ErisedDawn 6 лет назад +39

      I'm in.

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +18

      Juan S I don't even think that would complete it. Jim wouldn't be satisfied until he dug up Russo and pisses on his ashes.

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media 6 лет назад +15

      Unfortunately I think Russo will outlive Cornette...

    • @esbatmusic6119
      @esbatmusic6119 6 лет назад +5

      I'm in as well.

  • @Y2MAC
    @Y2MAC 7 лет назад +277

    I'm listening to this at least once a week. Never gets old.

    • @ReflectionOfPerfection
      @ReflectionOfPerfection 7 лет назад +14

      Y2MAC I have an hour long period at work of pure tediosness and this cuts out 3/4 of that

    • @kevp8485
      @kevp8485 7 лет назад

      Y2MAC Wow. Get a life.

    • @ryvonap9870
      @ryvonap9870 6 лет назад +6

      hahahah....brotha lets shake on that cuz we r sooo on the same page Jim Corny make my day great every time man XD

    • @ryvonap9870
      @ryvonap9870 6 лет назад +7

      Mr Y2MAC dude KHayes666 said '...at work' I believe he does have a life and I am wondering (with a remark like that, all due respect) if YOU have a life...wow...

  • @TheJayLordx
    @TheJayLordx 3 года назад +153

    Cornette's promos and hatred of Shitstain are like pure poetry. The man is truly a treasure to the world.

  • @robalt1983
    @robalt1983 7 лет назад +362

    Jim is simply the best talker in wrestling and real truth ever.

    • @T3l3MuNd0
      @T3l3MuNd0 3 года назад +12

      He's like a living Wikipedia of wrestling. To me Corny's Opinion sounds a lil more like facts.

    • @williamfurdyn5334
      @williamfurdyn5334 2 года назад

      Cornys an inbred

  • @TheBlackScatPack
    @TheBlackScatPack 7 лет назад +667

    It's sad that the biggest feud in wrestling right now is Jim Cornette/Vince Russo

    • @A_Beautiful_Death
      @A_Beautiful_Death 6 лет назад +7

      🤭

    • @pjay213
      @pjay213 6 лет назад +15

      Its a beatdown

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +53

      TheBlack ScatPack If only today's wrestlers had 10% of Cornette's verbal skills.

    • @LMLR187
      @LMLR187 6 лет назад +29

      And Cornette is carrying Russo

    • @NoahESmith-bn5vi
      @NoahESmith-bn5vi 6 лет назад +12

      Jim Cornett and Vince Russo is one of the best feuds because it is real.

  • @Office_De_Receiver_Complaints
    @Office_De_Receiver_Complaints 5 лет назад +165

    This man paints masterpieces with words.

    • @jamesteegardner2273
      @jamesteegardner2273 8 месяцев назад +1

      He really does. I would pay a couple hundred bucks to Jim for him to curse me out over Zoom. I would consider it an honor to get cursed out by Jim Cornette! He's the Babe Ruth of cursing people out.

  • @landshark1215
    @landshark1215 5 лет назад +144

    'He couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and the A,' is probably the best insult I've ever heard in reference to anyone ever.

  • @tjjordan4207
    @tjjordan4207 4 года назад +134

    How is there not a Darkside of the Ring episode about this rivalry?

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 3 года назад +9

      @Ultra Instinct 94 I'd still watch it

    • @blakemeads9225
      @blakemeads9225 3 года назад +9

      @Ultra Instinct 94 Hell, I’d watch a 4 hour two-parter about this.

    • @gunnergiant52
      @gunnergiant52 3 года назад +9

      Because it would give Vince Russo publicity and help keep him relevant. Cornette would never do that. Anything that might benefit Russo is off the table as far as he is concerned. The Brawl for All Episode is one thing-that provides the stories of the guys who fought in that ridiculous tournament, and is effectively an autopsy on one of Russo's massive mistakes. But the promotion of an episode about Russo vs. Cornette would, it its own way, get Russo over. Cornette knows this, and therefore would never agree to it.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 3 года назад +2

      @@gunnergiant52 In that case, I can see why. But I sure wish it existed. Probably be like 3 hours long though. Cornette would take up half of the running time just ranting.

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 2 года назад +7

      "The Montreal Screwjob" and "The Brawl For All" episodes each dedicated about 5-10 minutes to how much they hate each other.

  • @jonspreadthedread
    @jonspreadthedread 5 лет назад +180

    I will never get tired of listening to Jim rip Russo.

  • @thomashoppe893
    @thomashoppe893 Год назад +49

    "...i'm gonna pull out, cause thats what your father should have done!"
    Man, this made my Day😂😂😂
    Jim Cornette is about thousand times more entertaining then every program about Wrestling today.

  • @nickpappas17
    @nickpappas17 5 лет назад +108

    “Ladies and gentleman I hope you had fun over the last couple minutes” when Cornette talks about Russo he gets so worked up he completely loses track of time 😂😂😂

  • @HouseVinstor
    @HouseVinstor 6 лет назад +316

    Forget CM punk, this is real pipebomb

    • @Oglush1
      @Oglush1 5 лет назад +20

      Nope... This is a carpet bombing

    • @invaliduser9397
      @invaliduser9397 5 лет назад +8

      @@Oglush1 Nope THIS is a REAL pipebomb. CM Spunk is a weakass bitch.
      FACTS

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 лет назад +5

      @@invaliduser9397 bull fucking shit

    • @snakeman6124
      @snakeman6124 5 лет назад +7

      Corny WAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE the original pipe bomb!!!! LONG before anybody knew CM PUNK

    • @snakeman6124
      @snakeman6124 4 года назад +1

      @Kwizera Moses AGREED!!!!! The most overrated wrestler of all time....MY opinion

  • @troIIdier
    @troIIdier 6 лет назад +220

    *see a 45 minute video with one subject in the title*
    "Oh, nice clickbait."
    *that one subject is Jim Cornette going off about Vince Russo*
    "Wow, ONLY 45 minutes? Damn, Russo got off easy today."

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +26

      Nothing in wrestling should be three hours... Unless its corny burying somebody.

    • @chibilutionaudios
      @chibilutionaudios 3 года назад +1

      Well you know, Jim had a good meal before filming so he was in a relatively good mood

  • @longarmsshow
    @longarmsshow 5 лет назад +68

    "In that dehydrated BB that he calls a functioning fucking brain"
    Goddamn, I love Jim Cornette.

  • @MrKajjaGG
    @MrKajjaGG 5 месяцев назад +24

    I searched 'Jim Cornette vs Vince Russo' and found a 305 video playlist. This month's entertainment taken care of.

  • @williamhild1793
    @williamhild1793 6 лет назад +124

    If there ever is a RUclips Hall-Of-Fame, this video needs to be the first inductee!

    • @MrT571
      @MrT571 5 лет назад +2

      Hate to disagree but second, behind the Super Mario Frustration video

    • @BrianRosenbergMusican
      @BrianRosenbergMusican 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrT571 Iron Shiek

    • @85nxplosion
      @85nxplosion 4 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @mr.b9613
      @mr.b9613 4 года назад +1

      @@MrT571 100000% agree with that

    • @johnathandolenz8426
      @johnathandolenz8426 4 года назад

      I’d put this up there with Bill Burr’s Philly rant.

  • @GrandBlitz
    @GrandBlitz 6 лет назад +89

    This right here is why you don't use the word hate lightly. This is true hate!

  • @herdfootballfan2098
    @herdfootballfan2098 6 лет назад +359

    Only cornette can roast someone for 45 minutes without a pause

    • @emilysanders3638
      @emilysanders3638 5 лет назад +27

      Yep. That's why he's called the Louisville Lip. Lol!!!

    • @michaelramone9262
      @michaelramone9262 5 лет назад +14

      He’s soooo good, as a manager he could either put you over or give you heat... LEGEND

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 5 лет назад +15

      Love his Russo rants!!

    • @chadmcfly1299
      @chadmcfly1299 5 лет назад +8

      Or stumbling lol

    • @J.B.Whiteside
      @J.B.Whiteside Год назад +1

      The Louisville Slugger

  • @Gothoutboy
    @Gothoutboy 3 года назад +42

    This gets me every time.I wonder if Brian has to be on mute laughing hard as fuck, there is no way he can just sit here listening to this with a full on straight face.

  • @MasterWitchDoctor
    @MasterWitchDoctor 7 лет назад +260

    i never liked vince russo, i quit watching monday nitro when he showed up, i quit watching TNA when he showed up. the guy is everything jim cornett says he is.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 7 лет назад +15

      You ain't lying either!

    • @randylynch4330
      @randylynch4330 5 лет назад

      @@kenrickkahn hes most likely lying lmao

    • @chadwickwhite6107
      @chadwickwhite6107 5 лет назад +12

      Well yeah. I HATED RAW When Vince Russo wrote for it. Then when he wrote for WCW I thought that it was WORSE than when he wrote for WWF. How many ways could he shove Jeff Jarrett down our THROATS? Then he gets to TNA. Same SHIT. Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett are a gay couple. CASE CLOSED

    • @trevaunmiller3449
      @trevaunmiller3449 4 года назад

      Right fuck Russo lol

    • @billythekid22220
      @billythekid22220 3 года назад +3

      @@randylynch4330 what?

  • @josephferrell4816
    @josephferrell4816 6 лет назад +201

    Jim Cornette for WWE Hall of Fame 2019

    • @nirvanainchains209
      @nirvanainchains209 5 лет назад +16

      Yh he should have gone in years ago! Why the fuck is he not in there? It will have to be 2020 now

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 5 лет назад +10

      With all the hate he pushed into Triple H, he probably never will be inducted. On the other hand they used him on shows on their network.

    • @markdp1983
      @markdp1983 5 лет назад +10

      How the hell is he not in the HOF?

    • @Screwednky
      @Screwednky 5 лет назад +11

      Jim cornetto for wwe hall of fame 2020

    • @thegooseman90
      @thegooseman90 4 года назад +1

      I'm sure Vince McMahon will probably let him get inducted one day.

  • @MFGBeefy
    @MFGBeefy 7 лет назад +93

    I lost my shit when he said Bill Ding "the evil architect"

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 4 года назад +4

      Undertaker Can Be Heard Laughing Loudly "Oh Man Bill Ding? Cornette Is Killing Me With These Epic Punchlines"

  • @justinpierce2374
    @justinpierce2374 7 лет назад +724

    Has anyone else started useing Jim cornette insults?

    • @secularscot9804
      @secularscot9804 7 лет назад +56

      Justin Pierce Everyday

    • @instrumentalist28
      @instrumentalist28 7 лет назад +67

      Justin Pierce i always quote his new jack reference saying "u cant believe a word that comes out of his mouth, if his tounge was notarized" when i refer about a liar lol

    • @truckermarc379
      @truckermarc379 7 лет назад +39

      Justin Pierce sad sack of snake feces

    • @ezgeezer
      @ezgeezer 7 лет назад +45

      I love saying mother fucker in the tone of corny

    • @flclfan85
      @flclfan85 7 лет назад +46

      I've called people "buggy whip armed motherfuckers" under my breath from time to time

  • @PringlesCanJohn
    @PringlesCanJohn 7 лет назад +101

    I have no idea why this brings me so much joy.

    • @KAD10895
      @KAD10895 6 лет назад +15

      tdraghi70 it's pure

  • @toddschneck80
    @toddschneck80 6 лет назад +134

    This is WAY better than anything happening in the ring today!

  • @johnpostlewait4219
    @johnpostlewait4219 7 лет назад +269

    wow, well stop sugar coating it Jimmy and tell us how you really feel

    • @TotalPackageAPH
      @TotalPackageAPH 5 лет назад +6

      He still hasn't

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +5

      If there's no more than 4 death threats he's holding back. I swear to God its true.

    • @jamesbyersmusic
      @jamesbyersmusic 4 года назад

      This entire nonsense is based upon something that essentially isn't real! It would be like two people on the production team of Homeland or Downton Abbey constantly insulting each other on youtube!

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 4 года назад +2

      @@jamesbyersmusic In your scenario did one of those producers completely kill off bold and the beautiful. Russo killed wcw and tna.

    • @abcsin6526
      @abcsin6526 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesbyersmusic shut up and go to bed..

  • @jamesnelson5741
    @jamesnelson5741 6 лет назад +78

    "If brains were gas, he couldn't power a fleas motorcycle around a rain drop" . I love it

  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 7 лет назад +338

    "If brains were gasoline he couldn't propel a flea's bicycle around a raindrop" DED.

    • @malcolmboyd3467
      @malcolmboyd3467 7 лет назад +25

      Bellocks1 He certainly has a way with words

    • @evanjames9120
      @evanjames9120 5 лет назад +3

      Sheesh!! 😂😂

    • @SES6924
      @SES6924 5 лет назад +5

      How does he come up with this shit?

  • @Mattjones638
    @Mattjones638 5 лет назад +62

    I can listen to Jim cornette roast people all day. Especially vince russo😂😂😂💀

  • @NathanTaftInc
    @NathanTaftInc 7 лет назад +57

    45 minutes of glory.

  • @VincentK.McMahon
    @VincentK.McMahon 6 лет назад +100

    I hope the Cornette vs Russo feud never ends. This brings joy to the world.

  • @billjones6623
    @billjones6623 6 лет назад +47

    I could listen to this 200 times....it never gets old.

  • @mikepeterson764
    @mikepeterson764 7 лет назад +111

    So what I picked from Russo's email. He wants a sexy female executive as a representation of management and he probably thinking that innovative. You mean Stephanie McMahon back in 2002-2003. Just another idea he stole from Vince.

    • @allknowing145
      @allknowing145 6 лет назад +2

      Mike Peterson And Stephanie McMahon is the best thing on raw

    • @connordripps6249
      @connordripps6249 6 лет назад +9

      All Knowing more like the worst thing on RAW. It seems like when Stephanie was born, she was made out to be a bitch on TV and history has shown us that yeah she will always be a bitch in or out of the ring. For all we know, she may have Vince's inheritance.

    • @allknowing145
      @allknowing145 6 лет назад

      Wrong.

    • @NintendoPsycho
      @NintendoPsycho 6 лет назад +5

      Stephanie isn't sexy.

    • @NintendoPsycho
      @NintendoPsycho 6 лет назад +6

      RAW is SHIT

  • @Jimmy-Volmer
    @Jimmy-Volmer 7 лет назад +60

    Just watched an interview with Eric Bishoff where he confirmed what Jim has been saying for years. Although Jim is much more colourful.

    • @cretinousjester3475
      @cretinousjester3475 6 лет назад +22

      Jimmy_Volmer: I keep waiting for that Six-Man-Tag where Jim Cornette, Bruce Prichard, and Eric Bischoff take on Vince Russo, Ed Ferrara, and Kevin Dunn.

    • @aceharris1463
      @aceharris1463 5 лет назад +3

      Cretinous Jester That’s money

    • @billythekid22220
      @billythekid22220 3 года назад +4

      It baffles me that people defend russo

    • @ravenlit
      @ravenlit 9 месяцев назад

      @@billythekid22220yeah, well, people thought that the Macarena was cool too. Althought, comparatively speaking, Vince Russo is nuthin' but garbij, yeah.

  • @garethwilby4033
    @garethwilby4033 6 лет назад +53

    I love the bit at the very end when he says “the very next time I see you Anywhere in person I swear to god I’ll pick up whatever sharp instrument is handy and cave your skull in and do the world a favour!”
    Absolute classic! I almost wet myself every time I listen to it!

  • @JusCuz410
    @JusCuz410 7 лет назад +197

    "It was an entertainment lawyer. Never tried a real case, couldn't get a sodomy charge reduced to tailgating!"
    My god, Russo's attorney also gets a chunk taken from him.

  • @MarquisFoxborough2736
    @MarquisFoxborough2736 4 года назад +42

    Jim said it’s on sight for Russo when he see him. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Booth81
    @Booth81 7 лет назад +135

    I was a firm WCW guy throughout the Monday night Wars, though I liked guys like Foley and Stone Cold on the WWF. Once Russo took over, though, I abandoned ship, because I didn't want to watch an awful attempt to steal the WWF's act. The man has no interest in wrestling, and is publicly proud of that fact. I disagree with Cornette on quite a few things, when it comes to modern wrestling, but I 100% see eye to eye with him on Russo.

    • @60BloodyChamp60
      @60BloodyChamp60 5 лет назад +6

      D Booth that’s when this lifetime WCW fan quit too. And it wasn’t even any kind of moral stance. I gave it a chance and it just plain sucked.

    • @bahmat
      @bahmat 5 лет назад +7

      Russo never has loved or will ever love wrestling. To him, it's just another stepping stone to show the world he can write TV shows. Doesn't understand feuds, storylines, or booking.
      Fucking cancer.

    • @tonygunk2226
      @tonygunk2226 5 лет назад +3

      Me too soon as I heard his voice when he was talking off camera as the powers that be angle I switched off and never turned back on

  • @instrumentalist28
    @instrumentalist28 7 лет назад +58

    i love corney's quotes...a book should be written about all his little sayings

    • @connordripps1480
      @connordripps1480 4 года назад

      I think he's mentioned a few times before he has a book. A scrapbook called Jim Cornette and the Midnight Express 25th anniversary.

    • @ScottRen14
      @ScottRen14 Месяц назад

      There are pages on Google dedicated to Jim Cornette quotes

  • @DukeOfMalarkey
    @DukeOfMalarkey 5 лет назад +60

    Find someone that loves you as much as Cornette hates Russo.

    • @shadowman2192
      @shadowman2192 4 года назад +1

      Cornette would gut him like a ton ton.
      And use him for warmth.

  • @KingsEyes_
    @KingsEyes_ 6 лет назад +38

    Cornette before episode: how do you like your russo?
    TGBL: scorched by lava and at least one trip through a wood chipper.
    Cornette: coming right up!

  • @jamiewiesner7351
    @jamiewiesner7351 6 лет назад +65

    I love when Jim Cornette buries Vince Russo. It's awesome.

  • @johnnyfappleseed2972
    @johnnyfappleseed2972 5 лет назад +28

    This is my alarm in the morning now. Not even kidding, one second I'm asleep, the next... I DONT KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY GOES ON IN THAT DEHYDRATED BB THAT HE CALLS A FUNCTIONING BRAIN

  • @petecapponi1333
    @petecapponi1333 3 года назад +28

    “A paragon of sartorial resplendency....” this phrase buries Shit Stain all by itself in context. As expensive a phrase as you will find and used with sniper precision. Jim Cornette deserves to be the poet laureate for even uttering the sentence not to mention this promo.

    • @ravenlit
      @ravenlit 6 месяцев назад +1

      I mentioned that line to my partner and they said, "I'm more impressed that Russo knew enough to say the jacket was _canary_ and not just plain yellow. He'll be moving on to basic shapes before we know it!"

  • @c-mo313
    @c-mo313 5 лет назад +65

    This might be the greatest 45 minutes of media of all time.

  • @SosaSal_
    @SosaSal_ 4 года назад +89

    Who is going to be listening to this in 2021?

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 4 месяца назад +3

    Out of all the shoots Cornette has done, this has got to be my all time favorite. It's awesome and everything he said in it was the absolute truth!

  • @nickkurtz2000
    @nickkurtz2000 5 лет назад +48

    Only Jim can do a 45 minute rant where he never even stops to breathe....... 😳

    • @ravenlit
      @ravenlit 6 месяцев назад +1

      When it comes to Shitstain, I believe Cornette has evolved the ability to continually respire directly through his skin, which allows him to perform these heroic feats.

    • @nickkurtz2000
      @nickkurtz2000 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ravenlit lol.

  • @datriadx18
    @datriadx18 4 года назад +28

    'I looked to myself, when I looked in the mirror, like a paragon of sartorial resplendency'. Goddamn it Jim, that's some mighty fine vocabulary.

    • @mase60391
      @mase60391 2 года назад +1

      I heard that sentence and I was like ok big brain calm down now 😂

  • @punisherprime
    @punisherprime 7 лет назад +37

    Keeping up with the back and forth between Vince and Corny is like watching a wildlife video of a polar bear fighting a penguin, with Vince playing the part of the penguin.
    Corny crushes!

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 лет назад +4

      Except polar bears live at the North Pole, and penguins live at the South Pole, but I take your point. Corny would destroy that stupid fucktard. I firmly believe that Cornette will will himself to stay alive, even if it means living to 140 years old, just to outlive Russo, so he can piss on Russo's grave. And he'll do it, too.

  • @namerofdummies3709
    @namerofdummies3709 7 лет назад +122

    Haha, Jim Cornette is my hero!, nobody else could eviscerate somebody quite like ol corny!.

    • @ajstyles7961
      @ajstyles7961 6 лет назад +4

      I wouldn't shit in your mouth if you were starving

    • @jamesshantie5758
      @jamesshantie5758 6 лет назад +3

      Ah Styles I’d kick your stupid ass if it weren’t for the fact I’d get arrested for assault with intent you gutless fuck head.

    • @davidwreck5251
      @davidwreck5251 6 лет назад +3

      He should manage Reigns. Those promos would be epic.

  • @60BloodyChamp60
    @60BloodyChamp60 5 лет назад +13

    8:21 - 8:31 my favorite part. There are SO MANY dudes like that and it doesn’t get repeated enough

  • @ericwatts7757
    @ericwatts7757 6 лет назад +26

    I love the casual segway into a jolly closing statement like he wasnt just ripping a man to shreds for 45 mins 😅

  • @alokel8710
    @alokel8710 3 года назад +17

    Greatest extended promo I've ever heard. Say what you will about Cornette, but the man's got a sharp tongue and and eye for people's soft spots.

    • @stephenrogers4537
      @stephenrogers4537 3 года назад +5

      This seems to come right off the tip of his tongue without prompting or notes!!😳🎯

    • @jedsteelwell2354
      @jedsteelwell2354 Год назад

      Nothing but great things can be said about Jim

  • @arnavbhagwat4232
    @arnavbhagwat4232 4 года назад +23

    As a kid...TNA used to be the 'cool' kids company...with the whole 6 sided ring and x division....then Russo showed up

    • @Ramekink
      @Ramekink Год назад

      Whats sad about it is that it really hurt a lot to take a bump on the 6 side ring. Which effectively contributed to shorten many careers.

  • @dalelambdin5028
    @dalelambdin5028 7 лет назад +141

    thanks a lot Cornette, I now have diet mt dew all over my steering wheel and running out of my nose.

    • @larrydaugherty2605
      @larrydaugherty2605 4 года назад +2

      Lmfao. Thats classic. Cornette is the shit. Russo is a P.O.S. Anyone notice how Cornette still gets gigs on a consistent basis?

    • @ravenlit
      @ravenlit 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@larrydaugherty2605 I went and checked because I was curious: _Jim Cornette's Drive Thru_ and _Jim Cornette Experience_ are ranked #2 and #6 on Apple Podcasts rankings, and _Vince Russo's The Brand_ is waaaaaaaaaay down at #187. It should be dead last, but I'll take what I can get.

  • @JasonDemakis
    @JasonDemakis 7 лет назад +22

    "He can spell cat if you spot him the "C" and the "A as it comes to professional wrestling", lmao!

  • @russoswerve3974
    @russoswerve3974 4 года назад +18

    Vince Russo has stooged himself off again - that’s how you know Cornette is in a good mood

  • @russoswerve3974
    @russoswerve3974 4 года назад +50

    “‘If Vince Russo was walking through a men’s locker room, he’d be whistling ‘Stranger In Paradise’ - Bill Watts”
    - Jim Cornette

    • @theophrastusbombastus1359
      @theophrastusbombastus1359 3 года назад +4

      "'If Vince Russo was walking through a men's locker room, he'd be whistling "Stranger in Paradise" - Bill Watts'
      - Jim Cornette"
      - Russo Swerve

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 3 года назад +2

      "If Vince Russo was walking through a men's locker room, he'd be whistling 'Stranger in Paradise'- Bill Watts'
      - Jim Cornette"
      - RussoSwerve"
      - Theophrastus Bombastus

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 3 месяца назад

      Well played, all of you. 😂

  • @dancingbearandkoala9743
    @dancingbearandkoala9743 7 лет назад +38

    God i love to listen to this man just to get some solid perspective in life and thats not even from a wresting stand point even though i dont always a agree with this guy you still have to acknowledge hes an extremely intelligent man

    • @60BloodyChamp60
      @60BloodyChamp60 5 лет назад +2

      Dancing Bear I really hate listening to him talk about politics. Such a carbon copy of an old southern democrat. But I agree he has perspective and everything he says goes back to his basic perspective

  • @jamesdixon6332
    @jamesdixon6332 5 лет назад +15

    This is the greatest thing I have ever heard!

  • @Lindforce1
    @Lindforce1 2 года назад +24

    Man Jim's talent with coming up with words that makes no sense together is astonishing absolutely hilarious.

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve Год назад +2

      It's seriously so mind-blowing, all of his colorful descriptions of things.

  • @namelessjedi2242
    @namelessjedi2242 Год назад +7

    “If brains were gasoline, he couldn’t propel a flea’s motorcycle around a raindrop!” 😂

  • @michaelrayii7102
    @michaelrayii7102 4 года назад +9

    Did he say Bill Ding "The Evil Architect"? Lol!!!

  • @bigh9809
    @bigh9809 3 месяца назад +2

    I've listened to this many times, and every time I'm crying with laughter. This JCs finest rant ever. Love the guy. LEGEND.

  • @megacraig2007
    @megacraig2007 7 лет назад +144

    Something here makes me think that Jim dont like Vince

    • @DarkScorpionPete98
      @DarkScorpionPete98 6 лет назад +8

      He doesn't, but Jim has stated that he admires Vince McMahon for his success in the industry.

    • @gunner56702
      @gunner56702 6 лет назад +7

      Pendulum Panda other vince

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +2

      CraigVS Yeah I picked up on that too.

    • @connordripps6249
      @connordripps6249 6 лет назад +10

      No shit Sherlock. Cornette has hated Russo since their time in the WWE/F. Cornette may never let his hate for Russo go. The reason why Cornette hates Russo is simply this: because of Russo's ability to destroy careers of guys who have sacrificed their lives and that have spilled blood sweat and tears. Russo is a huge pile of shit on the underwear of wrestling. He's a master of whispering in people's ears and going behind people's backs and cutting their balls off.

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +15

      Connor Dripps He was being sarcastic. Of course everyone knows Cornette despises Russo.

  • @not_ian5543
    @not_ian5543 5 лет назад +40

    Wife: What are you playing for the baby?
    Me: Mozart
    *in actuality: Jim Cornette tirades for 10 hours

  • @mthom0861
    @mthom0861 6 лет назад +21

    lol Vince Russo; what a con man. Jim Cornette is my spirit animal

  • @johnlewisbrooks
    @johnlewisbrooks 6 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine you mention Vince Russo to Cornette and a MASSIVE green healthbar appears overhead 😆 🤣 😂

  • @Zman9042
    @Zman9042 Год назад +4

    “My partner, David Bixenspan, on the 605 Superpodcast” wow I’m here waaaay in the future 😂😂

  • @SatoshiKong
    @SatoshiKong 5 лет назад +30

    Jim "The Paragon of Sartorial Resplendency" Cornette

  • @sharkkiller1
    @sharkkiller1 5 месяцев назад +11

    cornette has a solid point russo destroyed 3 companies almost 4

  • @pokerace420
    @pokerace420 5 месяцев назад +4

    2024 and I'm still falling asleep to cornett rip russo.

  • @Bulldog1878
    @Bulldog1878 5 лет назад +15

    This is fucking phenomenal 😂😂😂😂😂
    It's history that should be preserved for the rest of time

  • @thedarktowercometh9989
    @thedarktowercometh9989 6 лет назад +130

    Is it wrong that I listen to this at night to help me sleep

  • @TheRealHeadOfTheTable
    @TheRealHeadOfTheTable 3 года назад +4

    This video has changed my life for the better. I listen to this beauty once a week in order for me to deal with life’s problems. Jim Cornette changes peoples life.

  • @scottmitchell3591
    @scottmitchell3591 2 года назад +5

    The best rant I've ever heard in my 61 plus years!! Only one Cornette. Yep one of a kind.

  • @ChaoticComedy
    @ChaoticComedy 2 года назад +10

    Damn a 45 minute promo too. This is the best feud in the wrestling writer's history lol.

  • @lemonapocalypse414
    @lemonapocalypse414 5 лет назад +17

    I would pay triple the normal PPV rate just to watch Jim dismantle and embarrass Russo. I wouldn't even care what else was on the card.

    • @ravenlit
      @ravenlit 9 месяцев назад

      Cornette vs Russo could be the entire card! WrestleMania just be four hours of Cornette dismantling Russo molecule by molecule. I'd watch that _and_ buy the Blu-Ray with 10 hours of extras!

  • @wallyboy25
    @wallyboy25 7 лет назад +23

    Jim cornette is a fucking god

  • @matrolmem3463
    @matrolmem3463 7 лет назад +64

    I get the feeling that cornette doesn't like Vince Russo.

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 6 лет назад +6

      Matr Olmem I have that suspicion too. Not sure why, just an intuition I got.

    • @misanchez305
      @misanchez305 6 лет назад +1

      Really?🤔Who would’ve thought...

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад

      It's prolly a work. JK Fuck Russo! 🐂💩

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 8 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣​@@jesuszamora6949

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 8 месяцев назад

      ​@misa🤣🤣🤣🤣nchez305

  • @austinha11
    @austinha11 6 лет назад +12

    I listen to this at least 3 times a week

  • @CKO92
    @CKO92 7 лет назад +122

    TV Tropes has a name for guys like Russo: "Know-Nothing Know-It-All."

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 7 лет назад +16

      Village idiot would also suffice.

    • @LadyDragonsblood
      @LadyDragonsblood 7 лет назад +11

      Hammerhead547 The Village Idiot may be an idiot, but please, don't insult him like that! Screwso could be the sh*t on the Village Idiot’s shoe however.

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 7 лет назад +5

      CKO92 good to see another Troper out in the wild

    • @foolishsuckas
      @foolishsuckas 7 лет назад +7

      CKO92 'A know it all who knows fucks all'

    • @ShowToddSomeLove
      @ShowToddSomeLove 7 лет назад +2

      Chronic Backstabbing Disorder

  • @russoswerve3974
    @russoswerve3974 4 года назад +51

    ‘Reading a television format written by Vince Russo is like reading something written by a man on LSD’ - Jerry Jarrett
    - Jim Cornette

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @louisbrown6742
    @louisbrown6742 2 года назад +13

    Omfg this is epic. Jim Cornette is a treasure of wrestling. This is like aromatherapy for my soul.

  • @PANDAmonium009
    @PANDAmonium009 5 лет назад +14

    45 minutes. He went hard on it for 45 minutes

  • @paslotplayer
    @paslotplayer 5 лет назад +6

    I do not remember seeing "total nonstop action" under the TNA logo when this company started. Once someone explains the joke. You can't unsee the joke of the TNA logo.

    • @hazardousmatter2
      @hazardousmatter2 2 года назад

      You have to explain this to me because i dont see it.

  • @stephenrogers4537
    @stephenrogers4537 3 года назад +7

    This is an all-time classic💫💫💫💫😁🍺👍

  • @Publicenemy85
    @Publicenemy85 3 года назад +10

    I swear to god, spending an afternoon listening to this with beer and Pizza is pure bliss.

    • @stephenrogers4537
      @stephenrogers4537 3 года назад +1

      Absolutely, this is something you do after you have A Hard Day's Work let's all the stress out in 45 minutes with a beer and pizza🎯🍺😉

  • @smithmeister
    @smithmeister 5 лет назад +12

    The only feud left in pro wrestling. Book it. I'll pay to see it happen

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel 7 лет назад +25

    Me: "Vince! I have a new promotion, just opened up, want to write for it?"
    Russo: "Bro, I'd love to, but I'm not involved in wrestling anymore, bro.
    Me: "Ok."
    Russo: "THEN AGAIN... I'll torture myself and my family and grace you with my presence... so when do I start?"
    Me: "Right no...
    **ring**
    Me: "Hello?"
    Speaker Phone: "IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT! THE ARENA IS ON FIRE! THE FANS ARE KILLING THEMSELVES! ALL THE BOYS HAVE QUIT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!"

    • @allknowing145
      @allknowing145 6 лет назад

      Rein Engel Solid description of Cornette's bs booking

    • @ReflectionOfPerfection
      @ReflectionOfPerfection 5 лет назад +1

      @@allknowing145 Name one bad Cornette booking. I can name 100 Russo did

    • @jessieb9384
      @jessieb9384 5 лет назад +1

      @@ReflectionOfPerfection
      He can't I don't always agree with him but in this case I do everywhere Vince goes the place falls apart quickly

  • @herdfootballfan2098
    @herdfootballfan2098 6 лет назад +106

    Some people need a safe space, Cornette needs a “Russo free zone” lmao

    • @babbyfacerevocation2740
      @babbyfacerevocation2740 5 лет назад +4

      I think Russo and McMahon are Jay lovers. sick hypothesis seems like it.

    • @nerodeadweightclaudius5422
      @nerodeadweightclaudius5422 5 лет назад +2

      @@babbyfacerevocation2740 jay lethal?

    • @TheSaltySeaman
      @TheSaltySeaman 5 лет назад +4

      Well, by court order, Russo has a Cornette free zone of about 100 yards.

    • @nerodeadweightclaudius5422
      @nerodeadweightclaudius5422 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheSaltySeaman nice. I guarantee you he does

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +3

      @@nerodeadweightclaudius5422 his restraining order is available at cornette collectibles. I think this promo lead to the restraining order.

  • @jamesbalmond2694
    @jamesbalmond2694 7 месяцев назад +5

    Never gets old

  • @jasonkraatz5968
    @jasonkraatz5968 5 лет назад +9

    God Bless Cornette! I can totally see him stroking out while shooting on Russo. He gets so worked up its funny but also scary. He's gonna pop a blood vessel.

  • @quinton01
    @quinton01 2 года назад +5

    Not a single, solitary ''Umm" nor did he trip over a word. God gave Jim an amazing talent, whether he recognizes it or not.

  • @brainhakker7133
    @brainhakker7133 2 года назад +7

    This NEVER gets Old. :-) :-) it along with the Tim Horner burial are the two masterpieces that cemented Corny as an All-Time Great Wordsmith and a Master of the "Burial"