Jim Cornette's EPIC promo on Vince Russo
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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"If brains were gasoline, he couldn't propel a fleas motorcycle around a raindrop!" DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!
that maybe the most fucked up crazy creative thing ive ever heard in my life,,,i will use that one day for fun,,,,LOL
Cornette should quit exaggerating to be fair. Russo could't propel a fleas motorcycle around a grain of sand.
Funniest line ever!
Omfg I'm dying lol
In the rugrats, Chuckie reports from Phil that if brains were gasoline Lil couldn’t power an ant’s motorcycle around the outside of a penny.
i never liked vince russo, i quit watching monday nitro when he showed up, i quit watching TNA when he showed up. the guy is everything jim cornett says he is.
You ain't lying either!
@@kenrickeason hes most likely lying lmao
Well yeah. I HATED RAW When Vince Russo wrote for it. Then when he wrote for WCW I thought that it was WORSE than when he wrote for WWF. How many ways could he shove Jeff Jarrett down our THROATS? Then he gets to TNA. Same SHIT. Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett are a gay couple. CASE CLOSED
Right fuck Russo lol
@@randylynch4330 what?
Listen to this and tell me it's not the state of 2024. Except we've got Jacksonville Dixie now and The Bucks instead of Russo and Hogan.
And Uncle Dave incurring the wrath of Jim Cornette except Corny still has to develop a murderous intent on Uncle Dave. Which is how you know how deeply seeded his anger, his hatred, his spite towards Vince Russo is.
This is beyond EPIC 😂
Gosh damn Jim went innnnnnn
There aren't many things left in this world that are pure. Cornette's hatred of Vince Russo is pure and unadulterated.
That's what I've been saying for a while now but everyone's saying "oh yeah I think Cornette likes Russo" or "this is all a work" which it's neither of them because the hate from Corny is actual burning hate because of how much damage Russo has inflicted on the wrestling business in general because of his antics and his booking. But the thing is that I'm not a hateful person like Cornette is. Although it does surprises me of why people who're stupid enough to hire Russo. By the way, the part where Brian Last reads the letter from Russo to Dixie Carter where at the end of the letter it says "peace, Vince" has to be one of the stupidest things that one individual would say to another. It's almost like he's a gangster when he says that. No one ever says "peace" to their boss. Ridiculous.
@@connordripps1480 You do know that when people say Cornette likes Russo, and that it's all a work are probably being sarcastic?
@@24magiccarrot sarcastic or not, I take a different approach.
@@connordripps1480 The approach being you don't understand when people are being sarcastic.
Cornette is an idiot. What Russo does is what the leftists do to Trump.
I listen to this once per day, for strength..
palmer baggins I'm the same way with the thank you fuck you bye with Johnny Ace
I jerk off to this.
Jim Cornett would of been a great lawyer.Or for that matter president. He don't take shit from anyone.
You REALLY HATE Vince Russo AS MUCH as I do?
lmao!!!!!!!!! Jim is gold
It's sad that the biggest feud in wrestling right now is Jim Cornette/Vince Russo
🤭
Its a beatdown
TheBlack ScatPack If only today's wrestlers had 10% of Cornette's verbal skills.
And Cornette is carrying Russo
Jim Cornett and Vince Russo is one of the best feuds because it is real.
When Cornette pisses on Russo's grave we need to make sure it gets documented. Otherwise this epic feud will never come full circle.
Blunt Capcom Representative #4 shouldn’t we all form a line behind Jim and follow suit?
I'm in.
Juan S I don't even think that would complete it. Jim wouldn't be satisfied until he dug up Russo and pisses on his ashes.
Unfortunately I think Russo will outlive Cornette...
I'm in as well.
How is there not a Darkside of the Ring episode about this rivalry?
@Ultra Instinct 94 I'd still watch it
@Ultra Instinct 94 Hell, I’d watch a 4 hour two-parter about this.
Because it would give Vince Russo publicity and help keep him relevant. Cornette would never do that. Anything that might benefit Russo is off the table as far as he is concerned. The Brawl for All Episode is one thing-that provides the stories of the guys who fought in that ridiculous tournament, and is effectively an autopsy on one of Russo's massive mistakes. But the promotion of an episode about Russo vs. Cornette would, it its own way, get Russo over. Cornette knows this, and therefore would never agree to it.
@@gunnergiant52 In that case, I can see why. But I sure wish it existed. Probably be like 3 hours long though. Cornette would take up half of the running time just ranting.
"The Montreal Screwjob" and "The Brawl For All" episodes each dedicated about 5-10 minutes to how much they hate each other.
I'm listening to this at least once a week. Never gets old.
Y2MAC I have an hour long period at work of pure tediosness and this cuts out 3/4 of that
Y2MAC Wow. Get a life.
hahahah....brotha lets shake on that cuz we r sooo on the same page Jim Corny make my day great every time man XD
Mr Y2MAC dude KHayes666 said '...at work' I believe he does have a life and I am wondering (with a remark like that, all due respect) if YOU have a life...wow...
Cornette's promos and hatred of Shitstain are like pure poetry. The man is truly a treasure to the world.
Yes definitely agree Cornette V Russo is awesome.
'He couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and the A,' is probably the best insult I've ever heard in reference to anyone ever.
Whenever I'm depressed I listen to Jim Cornette destroy Russo. You're a real inspiration, Jim. You bring a lot of joy into the world.
Ik, I love these jim cornette videos
I do too!
He really does. Jim is an American treasure
Vince Russo has stooged himself off again. 😂🐍💩
dude i do the exact same thing!! lol thats actually why i am listening to it right now because i was having a bad morning haha. ive prob listened to this prob 20 times over the past 6 or 7 years. lol
“Ladies and gentleman I hope you had fun over the last couple minutes” when Cornette talks about Russo he gets so worked up he completely loses track of time 😂😂😂
Only cornette can roast someone for 45 minutes without a pause
Yep. That's why he's called the Louisville Lip. Lol!!!
He’s soooo good, as a manager he could either put you over or give you heat... LEGEND
Love his Russo rants!!
Or stumbling lol
The Louisville Slugger
This man paints masterpieces with words.
He really does. I would pay a couple hundred bucks to Jim for him to curse me out over Zoom. I would consider it an honor to get cursed out by Jim Cornette! He's the Babe Ruth of cursing people out.
"...i'm gonna pull out, cause thats what your father should have done!"
Man, this made my Day😂😂😂
Jim Cornette is about thousand times more entertaining then every program about Wrestling today.
Has anyone else started useing Jim cornette insults?
Justin Pierce Everyday
Justin Pierce i always quote his new jack reference saying "u cant believe a word that comes out of his mouth, if his tounge was notarized" when i refer about a liar lol
Justin Pierce sad sack of snake feces
I love saying mother fucker in the tone of corny
I've called people "buggy whip armed motherfuckers" under my breath from time to time
"In that dehydrated BB that he calls a functioning fucking brain"
Goddamn, I love Jim Cornette.
I searched 'Jim Cornette vs Vince Russo' and found a 305 video playlist. This month's entertainment taken care of.
Forget CM punk, this is real pipebomb
Nope... This is a carpet bombing
@@Oglush1 Nope THIS is a REAL pipebomb. CM Spunk is a weakass bitch.
FACTS
@@invaliduser9397 bull fucking shit
Corny WAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE the original pipe bomb!!!! LONG before anybody knew CM PUNK
@Kwizera Moses AGREED!!!!! The most overrated wrestler of all time....MY opinion
If there ever is a RUclips Hall-Of-Fame, this video needs to be the first inductee!
Hate to disagree but second, behind the Super Mario Frustration video
@@MrT571 Iron Shiek
I agree
@@MrT571 100000% agree with that
I’d put this up there with Bill Burr’s Philly rant.
This gets me every time.I wonder if Brian has to be on mute laughing hard as fuck, there is no way he can just sit here listening to this with a full on straight face.
This right here is why you don't use the word hate lightly. This is true hate!
*see a 45 minute video with one subject in the title*
"Oh, nice clickbait."
*that one subject is Jim Cornette going off about Vince Russo*
"Wow, ONLY 45 minutes? Damn, Russo got off easy today."
Nothing in wrestling should be three hours... Unless its corny burying somebody.
Well you know, Jim had a good meal before filming so he was in a relatively good mood
cornette has a solid point russo destroyed 3 companies almost 4
Jim is simply the best talker in wrestling and real truth ever.
He's like a living Wikipedia of wrestling. To me Corny's Opinion sounds a lil more like facts.
Cornys an inbred
Find someone that loves you as much as Cornette hates Russo.
Cornette would gut him like a ton ton.
And use him for warmth.
I lost my shit when he said Bill Ding "the evil architect"
Undertaker Can Be Heard Laughing Loudly "Oh Man Bill Ding? Cornette Is Killing Me With These Epic Punchlines"
"If brains were gasoline he couldn't propel a flea's bicycle around a raindrop" DED.
Bellocks1 He certainly has a way with words
Sheesh!! 😂😂
How does he come up with this shit?
"It was an entertainment lawyer. Never tried a real case, couldn't get a sodomy charge reduced to tailgating!"
My god, Russo's attorney also gets a chunk taken from him.
collateral damage.
Damn Jim lol
I can listen to Jim cornette roast people all day. Especially vince russo😂😂😂💀
Jim Cornette for WWE Hall of Fame 2019
Yh he should have gone in years ago! Why the fuck is he not in there? It will have to be 2020 now
With all the hate he pushed into Triple H, he probably never will be inducted. On the other hand they used him on shows on their network.
How the hell is he not in the HOF?
Jim cornetto for wwe hall of fame 2020
I'm sure Vince McMahon will probably let him get inducted one day.
Jim said it’s on sight for Russo when he see him. 😂😂😂😂
Factz 😂 Jim wants his fade with him
I love when Jim Cornette buries Vince Russo. It's awesome.
I love the bit at the very end when he says “the very next time I see you Anywhere in person I swear to god I’ll pick up whatever sharp instrument is handy and cave your skull in and do the world a favour!”
Absolute classic! I almost wet myself every time I listen to it!
I will never get tired of listening to Jim rip Russo.
never
Never gets old
Listen daily at work. Vince Russo stooged himself again and again.
This is WAY better than anything happening in the ring today!
wow, well stop sugar coating it Jimmy and tell us how you really feel
He still hasn't
If there's no more than 4 death threats he's holding back. I swear to God its true.
This entire nonsense is based upon something that essentially isn't real! It would be like two people on the production team of Homeland or Downton Abbey constantly insulting each other on youtube!
@@jamesbyersmusic In your scenario did one of those producers completely kill off bold and the beautiful. Russo killed wcw and tna.
@@jamesbyersmusic shut up and go to bed..
“A paragon of sartorial resplendency....” this phrase buries Shit Stain all by itself in context. As expensive a phrase as you will find and used with sniper precision. Jim Cornette deserves to be the poet laureate for even uttering the sentence not to mention this promo.
I mentioned that line to my partner and they said, "I'm more impressed that Russo knew enough to say the jacket was _canary_ and not just plain yellow. He'll be moving on to basic shapes before we know it!"
"If brains were gas, he couldn't power a fleas motorcycle around a rain drop" . I love it
Who is going to be listening to this in 2021?
I’ll be listening to this in 2040.
Still here!
I am right now lol
Yo
Listening on February 10, 2021
thanks a lot Cornette, I now have diet mt dew all over my steering wheel and running out of my nose.
Lmfao. Thats classic. Cornette is the shit. Russo is a P.O.S. Anyone notice how Cornette still gets gigs on a consistent basis?
@@larrydaugherty2605 I went and checked because I was curious: _Jim Cornette's Drive Thru_ and _Jim Cornette Experience_ are ranked #2 and #6 on Apple Podcasts rankings, and _Vince Russo's The Brand_ is waaaaaaaaaay down at #187. It should be dead last, but I'll take what I can get.
Just watched an interview with Eric Bishoff where he confirmed what Jim has been saying for years. Although Jim is much more colourful.
Jimmy_Volmer: I keep waiting for that Six-Man-Tag where Jim Cornette, Bruce Prichard, and Eric Bischoff take on Vince Russo, Ed Ferrara, and Kevin Dunn.
Cretinous Jester That’s money
It baffles me that people defend russo
@@billythekid22220yeah, well, people thought that the Macarena was cool too. Althought, comparatively speaking, Vince Russo is nuthin' but garbij, yeah.
Cornette before episode: how do you like your russo?
TGBL: scorched by lava and at least one trip through a wood chipper.
Cornette: coming right up!
This is my alarm in the morning now. Not even kidding, one second I'm asleep, the next... I DONT KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY GOES ON IN THAT DEHYDRATED BB THAT HE CALLS A FUNCTIONING BRAIN
i love corney's quotes...a book should be written about all his little sayings
I think he's mentioned a few times before he has a book. A scrapbook called Jim Cornette and the Midnight Express 25th anniversary.
There are pages on Google dedicated to Jim Cornette quotes
“‘If Vince Russo was walking through a men’s locker room, he’d be whistling ‘Stranger In Paradise’ - Bill Watts”
- Jim Cornette
"'If Vince Russo was walking through a men's locker room, he'd be whistling "Stranger in Paradise" - Bill Watts'
- Jim Cornette"
- Russo Swerve
"If Vince Russo was walking through a men's locker room, he'd be whistling 'Stranger in Paradise'- Bill Watts'
- Jim Cornette"
- RussoSwerve"
- Theophrastus Bombastus
Well played, all of you. 😂
Is it wrong that I listen to this at night to help me sleep
Thedarktower Cometh no I do the same thing
Its 4:09 am and I'm attempting the same thing
I do it too
We all may need some sort of psychiatric help....😂. Goodnight all
LMAO so do I
Only Jim can do a 45 minute rant where he never even stops to breathe....... 😳
When it comes to Shitstain, I believe Cornette has evolved the ability to continually respire directly through his skin, which allows him to perform these heroic feats.
@@ravenlit lol.
45 minutes of glory.
I hope the Cornette vs Russo feud never ends. This brings joy to the world.
I think your pretty safe
So what I picked from Russo's email. He wants a sexy female executive as a representation of management and he probably thinking that innovative. You mean Stephanie McMahon back in 2002-2003. Just another idea he stole from Vince.
Mike Peterson And Stephanie McMahon is the best thing on raw
All Knowing more like the worst thing on RAW. It seems like when Stephanie was born, she was made out to be a bitch on TV and history has shown us that yeah she will always be a bitch in or out of the ring. For all we know, she may have Vince's inheritance.
Wrong.
Stephanie isn't sexy.
RAW is SHIT
Wife: What are you playing for the baby?
Me: Mozart
*in actuality: Jim Cornette tirades for 10 hours
I have no idea why this brings me so much joy.
tdraghi70 it's pure
As a kid...TNA used to be the 'cool' kids company...with the whole 6 sided ring and x division....then Russo showed up
Whats sad about it is that it really hurt a lot to take a bump on the 6 side ring. Which effectively contributed to shorten many careers.
I get the feeling that cornette doesn't like Vince Russo.
Matr Olmem I have that suspicion too. Not sure why, just an intuition I got.
Really?🤔Who would’ve thought...
It's prolly a work. JK Fuck Russo! 🐂💩
🤣🤣🤣@@jesuszamora6949
@misa🤣🤣🤣🤣nchez305
Vince Russo has stooged himself off again - that’s how you know Cornette is in a good mood
I could listen to this 200 times....it never gets old.
I have. And you're right. It doesn't
If im ever bored ill listen to jim blast russo to laugh my ass off.
Some people need a safe space, Cornette needs a “Russo free zone” lmao
I think Russo and McMahon are Jay lovers. sick hypothesis seems like it.
@@babbyfacerevocation2740 jay lethal?
Well, by court order, Russo has a Cornette free zone of about 100 yards.
@@TheSaltySeaman nice. I guarantee you he does
@@nerodeadweightclaudius5422 his restraining order is available at cornette collectibles. I think this promo lead to the restraining order.
‘Reading a television format written by Vince Russo is like reading something written by a man on LSD’ - Jerry Jarrett
- Jim Cornette
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Something here makes me think that Jim dont like Vince
He doesn't, but Jim has stated that he admires Vince McMahon for his success in the industry.
Pendulum Panda other vince
CraigVS Yeah I picked up on that too.
No shit Sherlock. Cornette has hated Russo since their time in the WWE/F. Cornette may never let his hate for Russo go. The reason why Cornette hates Russo is simply this: because of Russo's ability to destroy careers of guys who have sacrificed their lives and that have spilled blood sweat and tears. Russo is a huge pile of shit on the underwear of wrestling. He's a master of whispering in people's ears and going behind people's backs and cutting their balls off.
Connor Dripps He was being sarcastic. Of course everyone knows Cornette despises Russo.
Imagine you mention Vince Russo to Cornette and a MASSIVE green healthbar appears overhead 😆 🤣 😂
I love the casual segway into a jolly closing statement like he wasnt just ripping a man to shreds for 45 mins 😅
Keeping up with the back and forth between Vince and Corny is like watching a wildlife video of a polar bear fighting a penguin, with Vince playing the part of the penguin.
Corny crushes!
Except polar bears live at the North Pole, and penguins live at the South Pole, but I take your point. Corny would destroy that stupid fucktard. I firmly believe that Cornette will will himself to stay alive, even if it means living to 140 years old, just to outlive Russo, so he can piss on Russo's grave. And he'll do it, too.
Haha, Jim Cornette is my hero!, nobody else could eviscerate somebody quite like ol corny!.
I wouldn't shit in your mouth if you were starving
Ah Styles I’d kick your stupid ass if it weren’t for the fact I’d get arrested for assault with intent you gutless fuck head.
He should manage Reigns. Those promos would be epic.
'I looked to myself, when I looked in the mirror, like a paragon of sartorial resplendency'. Goddamn it Jim, that's some mighty fine vocabulary.
I heard that sentence and I was like ok big brain calm down now 😂
This might be the greatest 45 minutes of media of all time.
I was a firm WCW guy throughout the Monday night Wars, though I liked guys like Foley and Stone Cold on the WWF. Once Russo took over, though, I abandoned ship, because I didn't want to watch an awful attempt to steal the WWF's act. The man has no interest in wrestling, and is publicly proud of that fact. I disagree with Cornette on quite a few things, when it comes to modern wrestling, but I 100% see eye to eye with him on Russo.
D Booth that’s when this lifetime WCW fan quit too. And it wasn’t even any kind of moral stance. I gave it a chance and it just plain sucked.
Russo never has loved or will ever love wrestling. To him, it's just another stepping stone to show the world he can write TV shows. Doesn't understand feuds, storylines, or booking.
Fucking cancer.
Me too soon as I heard his voice when he was talking off camera as the powers that be angle I switched off and never turned back on
Even if TNA didn’t have a sexual connotation, total nonstop action is still an awful name that just on its own shouldn’t have gotten past Jarretts.
lol Vince Russo; what a con man. Jim Cornette is my spirit animal
2024 and I'm still falling asleep to cornett rip russo.
"He can spell cat if you spot him the "C" and the "A as it comes to professional wrestling", lmao!
Stop beating around the bush and sugar coating it Corny tell us how you really feel!
Vince Russo had 2 good years in WWE during a boom period and people act like he's a genius. Like JC said... The Rock, Stone Cold, and the superstars made RUSSO successful for a short time, he's over rated as a writer/producer.
8:21 - 8:31 my favorite part. There are SO MANY dudes like that and it doesn’t get repeated enough
TV Tropes has a name for guys like Russo: "Know-Nothing Know-It-All."
Village idiot would also suffice.
Hammerhead547 The Village Idiot may be an idiot, but please, don't insult him like that! Screwso could be the sh*t on the Village Idiot’s shoe however.
CKO92 good to see another Troper out in the wild
CKO92 'A know it all who knows fucks all'
Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
I would pay triple the normal PPV rate just to watch Jim dismantle and embarrass Russo. I wouldn't even care what else was on the card.
Cornette vs Russo could be the entire card! WrestleMania just be four hours of Cornette dismantling Russo molecule by molecule. I'd watch that _and_ buy the Blu-Ray with 10 hours of extras!
Jim cornette is a fucking god
I'm surprised Cornette doesn't believe in God, he's already met the Devil.
11:22 this is probably the most funniest part 😂😂
Jim "The Paragon of Sartorial Resplendency" Cornette
I try to quote paragon of sartorial resplendency as much as possible. Try saying it, it will help you.
Did he say Bill Ding "The Evil Architect"? Lol!!!
The only feud left in pro wrestling. Book it. I'll pay to see it happen
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard!
The only notably inaccrueate thing is this video is when Jim says “Vince had a momentary lapse of insanity.” I don’t think it was momentary. 🤣
The best part of Russo ran down his moma's leg
No matter how bad i fuck up in life i take solace in the fact that i can look into the mirror and say "atleast I'm not Vince Russo"
God i love to listen to this man just to get some solid perspective in life and thats not even from a wresting stand point even though i dont always a agree with this guy you still have to acknowledge hes an extremely intelligent man
Dancing Bear I really hate listening to him talk about politics. Such a carbon copy of an old southern democrat. But I agree he has perspective and everything he says goes back to his basic perspective
Omfg this is epic. Jim Cornette is a treasure of wrestling. This is like aromatherapy for my soul.
Idk but I'm starting to think he may not like this Russo fella
No, what would make you say that?
45 minutes. He went hard on it for 45 minutes
Never gets old
Watching this high is fucking hilarious
Try watching it in an ally with 3 homeless women in a cardboard box next to a WiFi connection
In all honesty, I don't think Jim likes this Vince Russo guy
I'm starting to get the same idea.
Even Pop TV wouldn't take him! POP FUCKING TV! You might as well be showing slides on the wall of a barn in Warburg Tennessee as being on Pop TV and they wouldn't take him! -- that has to be the greatest 10 seconds ever.
Cornette needs to chill, we get he hates Russo, but his choice of words gets old, stupid, boring and repetitive. I haven't watched a podcast where Russo is doing all this.