PROFESSOR 1: SEE one of those piles of dog poo on the pavement ? PROFESSOR 2: Is it the one that's a beige colour and gone hard in the midday sun ? PROFESSOR 1: YES PROF 2: I have observed the excrement ... PROFESSOR 1: THAT'S YOUR PILLOW ,THAT IS....THAT'S THE MOST COMFORTABLE PILLOW YOU COULD AFFORD. ! (One which I created)
indeed, well you know those sandles that you get at the beach that are realy realy rubish and fall apart, thats your bestest shoes ever which you show off with because you think you look cool
The absolute best ones are the ones where Rob is building up to the insult with actually passable historical stuff 😅
Indeed
Love this. remember watching these two religiously. Beautiful. Thanks.
Thought that was Trump v Biden for a minute 🤔 🤣
See that G4S?
That's your idea of an efficiently run company that is!
Hello, profile picture twin.
Id love to see David Starkey and Simon Schama do a parody of this.
PROFESSOR 1: SEE one of those piles of dog poo on the pavement ?
PROFESSOR 2: Is it the one that's a beige colour and gone hard in the midday sun ? PROFESSOR 1: YES
PROF 2: I have observed the excrement ...
PROFESSOR 1: THAT'S YOUR PILLOW ,THAT IS....THAT'S THE MOST COMFORTABLE PILLOW YOU COULD AFFORD. ! (One which I created)
God I wish this was on twice a week at 9pm for half an hour. There would be no violence or war.
Haven't seen these for ages
👉🏻”Haircut, haircut!”
I am at this stage stood in two piles of cack. LOL
You know, like, that Katie Price? That's your mum, that is.
Funny thing is, academis historians are actually like this to eachother. Not to the same extent obviously. But always at eachother.
You see that....
You see that abandoned OAP 4 wheel scooter? the one that has rust on all the wheels?
That's your Jaguar that is.
See that mobility scooter ...that's your pimped up ride, that is.
You see that Gary Glitter? That's your babysitter that is.
School b4 registration...
I used to laugh so much at this series, Jarvis I had a weird fetish for , Rob Newman was just sex on legs. So funny. love it.
See that public toilet? That's your luxurious accomodstion when you go on holidays
See Peter Andre. That's your favorite singer that is.
pure class-total memories.gutted they hated each other-this should be repeated
This comment is older than me. Everything I've done in my life, this comment was written and posted before all of it.
smile that is me that is! (nearly flows)
My aunt talks like this all the time. XD
God, we used to do these routines to each other at school the day after the show. Prime piss-taking material.
Bootiful.
See that terisa may you love her
you ARE her.
A thorough and comprehensive examination of 14th Century culture but it has to do with the Enclosures Act I've no idea.
See that Samuel Pepys diary? That's your Netfix,that is,
See that facebook profile with no friends? Thats you, that is.
Good evening.
That's your stereo that is
@mashedpottyhead You and me both (the Rob Newman/Jarvis thing). I actually met Rob Newman briefly once. He was very hairy.
"See that Matt Monro?"
" no I`ve never heard of him and no-one knows or cares who he is"
"Yes... that`s you that is"
Iwas always a big fan of this segment of the Mary Whitehouse Experience...it `s such gteat comedy.
That`s your stereo that is.
@s123rew
is that directed at me XD I guess I am pretty boring XD
see that m karn that's you that is
You need special medicine to live.
see that jeffcapes that's your mum that is
See that used Tampon? Thats ur cat, that is.
Anyone else missing real comedy?
why cant they reform like all these 80s bands but funnier
well, better than Myra Hindley ! lol
I don't care about anything you say I'm going to Briton marine world
See that terisa may thats your gurlfrend that is
See that Boris Johnson? That's your hair that is. That's your hip new hairstyle.
\/ *Girlfriend* \/
See that Barack Obama... that's your idol that is.
indeed, well you know those sandles that you get at the beach that are realy realy rubish and fall apart, thats your bestest shoes ever which you show off with because you think you look cool
But Matt Monroe was fabulous.
see that dead bird with maggots crawling in it
thats your dinner that is
@rustbucket3000 god so many boring people on here
You see that Brexit? That's your idea that is. That's literally the smartest thing you ever did.