The World's Dumbest Smugglers

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +166

    Check out MagicSpoon for healthy cereal that tastes great too. :-) Get free shipping when you use the link: magicspoon.thld.co/blazenov

    • @kenny4427
      @kenny4427 4 года назад +6

      so cooked. lol great vid

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 года назад +15

      Magic Spoon tastes better when eaten in the remains of someone’s desperation.

    • @killermd7
      @killermd7 4 года назад +6

      You are killing it Simon, Hero! Have been watching you for years and subscribed to your various channels for ages. love the Blaze so much!
      Legend.

    • @justsomepersononyoutube9271
      @justsomepersononyoutube9271 4 года назад +3

      Dooby the house elf
      Yogurt

    • @PrepareToDie0
      @PrepareToDie0 4 года назад +8

      Just so we are on the same page here... do I crush these up and snort them or inject them directly into my veins?

  • @Comet8489
    @Comet8489 4 года назад +711

    An episode all about smuggling drugs where suspiciously a whole stack of “cereal” arrives. Hmm, magic indeed.

    • @manyshnooks
      @manyshnooks 4 года назад +109

      I'll admit "Magic spoon" really does sound like a front for a heroin distribution network.
      Lived in a share house where my spoons kept going missing. Got a set of plastic camping spoons and nobody touched them. Hmmmm...

    • @itsmezed
      @itsmezed 4 года назад +45

      It wouldn't be a Business Blaze cereal if it wasn't frosted with cocaine.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +200

      Allegedly.

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 4 года назад +18

      I mean....he DOES talk about how they sent him like a warehouse full, so....

    • @Steve_1401
      @Steve_1401 4 года назад +22

      Each box has it's own 2kg bag of sugar to sprinkle 'to taste'

  • @audreyschmitt1782
    @audreyschmitt1782 4 года назад +146

    At this point Danny could tell us anything that did or didn't happen in his life and we'd just believe him.
    Petition for a "Did this really happen to Danny?" episode

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +75

      Fake or Real: Danny Edition

    • @CAMCATTO
      @CAMCATTO 3 года назад +15

      @@brainblaze6526 and then the joke is that none of them are real. i'd watch that shit

    • @TurquoiseInk
      @TurquoiseInk Год назад +4

      I'd watch that

    • @bogansrun
      @bogansrun Год назад +5

      ​@@brainblaze6526where's the fact or fiction: Danny edition?

    • @BlackhawkGaming-lg8ns
      @BlackhawkGaming-lg8ns Год назад

      @@brainblaze6526 where this at though

  • @callmeaddymakeup
    @callmeaddymakeup 4 года назад +746

    Magic Spoon: Send him everything, maybe he will feed Danny, Sam and ETA😂

    • @Nicolesid1
      @Nicolesid1 4 года назад +37

      I was just going to say, they sent it all to feed Danny and Sam not Simon lol

    • @maehem5379
      @maehem5379 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @94felitf
      @94felitf 4 года назад +33

      It's like the berlin airlift again, but in Prague and in a basement and with slave workers; allegedly.

    • @rhysspear440
      @rhysspear440 4 года назад +41

      What has happened to ETA? Missing him preaching the truth about 5G... 😅😅😅

    • @jeanlucmomma
      @jeanlucmomma 4 года назад +14

      @@rhysspear440 he took his speech on the road as Simon wouldn't listen.

  • @swenmcheath1798
    @swenmcheath1798 3 года назад +3

    Thats honestly the best 3 minute sponsor ad i have ever seen. Think about it, he just spoke 3 minutes about cereals, viciously eating them at the same time, doing whatever he wants, while casually reading the points the sponsor wants off a clipboard, low effort as heck and he got a ton of cereals for doing that (ignoring the sponsorship income itself), i wasnt even sure if it was an ad and thought it was just a skit
    And you know what? It fucking works, the comment section is filled to the brim with comments about the sponsor, marketing at the highest level
    Well done, you got me there

  • @HaroldKuilman
    @HaroldKuilman 4 года назад +453

    This script is the result of Danny researching how to get smuggled out of the basement..

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 4 года назад +25

      We're gonna need a bigger toupee.

    • @nicolevarnam2290
      @nicolevarnam2290 4 года назад +5

      Nice🤘💙😂

    • @trainerchris6324
      @trainerchris6324 4 года назад +9

      *Allegedly

    • @nicolevarnam2290
      @nicolevarnam2290 4 года назад +2

      @@trainerchris6324 Well ofcourse

    • @baksatibi
      @baksatibi 4 года назад +11

      I can only imagine how many watch lists Danny is on after researching all these episodes.

  • @robertgale2779
    @robertgale2779 4 года назад +177

    Simon: "guys are we sure we want to expose my viewers to that"
    Magic spoon: "Yes!"
    Simon: *aggressively eats/attacks cereal*
    You know my friend asked me to explain business blaze to him, and honestly I can't think of anything better than this ad read.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +46

      I like that in describing Business Blaze you spread the word of my sponsors.
      You legend.

    • @robertgale2779
      @robertgale2779 4 года назад +24

      I should put that the Simon Whistler called me a legend on my resume. Represent the Blaze!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +38

      I will act as a reference. If anyone calls I'll tell them you are a legend who should be hired immediately.

  • @MykaylaStargirl
    @MykaylaStargirl 4 года назад +224

    "Simon is doing great and can do whatever he wants"
    Are you sure you want him to have that much power?

    • @cheaterman49
      @cheaterman49 4 года назад +13

      Yes. Yes they do. :-)
      Seriously, when sponsors come for the Business and stay for the Blaze, they totally know what they're getting, hahaha!

    • @manyshnooks
      @manyshnooks 4 года назад +9

      I read that as "that much powder", and thought of Simon in front of a huge bag of coke.

    • @MykaylaStargirl
      @MykaylaStargirl 4 года назад +6

      @@manyshnooks Simon can never have enough powder

    • @SigEpBlue
      @SigEpBlue 4 года назад +4

      @@MykaylaStargirl Now he just needs a ski resort to hire him as a spokesperson.

    • @MykaylaStargirl
      @MykaylaStargirl 4 года назад +4

      @@SigEpBlue "you can spend the day enjoying a mountain full of fresh white powder, and finish it off with some of the freshest, whitest, most Columbian powder in your room"

  • @mudcrab-u8o
    @mudcrab-u8o 4 года назад +25

    Simon's next channel should be a DIY channel, here's a list of tasks:
    1. Fix the SW Neon light
    2. Build a new cage for Danny and Sam
    3. Design and assemble a proper body for ETA

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 года назад +172

    Mrs. Whistler: Simon, we need cereal.
    Simon: Already taken care of.

    • @Gigipretty64
      @Gigipretty64 4 года назад +4

      I don’t think there is a Mrs Whistler. I think Mr. Simon is in a secret relationship with Mr Danny.

    • @CaptHollister
      @CaptHollister 4 года назад

      In most of the world Simon's wife would not be called Mrs. Whistler.

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 4 года назад +1

      @@CaptHollister Pretend it's the '60s and she'd be called that. OP probably doesn't know her real name. Most of us don't.

  • @juliensaab
    @juliensaab 4 года назад +9

    After watching almost all 154 videos, I can firmly say that this is my favorite channel. Simon's chaos and Danny's well structured narrative make it a perfect balance along with the sprinkles of memes that Sam adds. I truly hope, that someday Dany and Sam will see the day light and feel the warmth of ETA.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 года назад +183

    “What’s with Australia and Drugs?!”
    Have you seen the size of their spiders?

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 4 года назад +42

      They actually don't even have spiders. They just think they're everywhere because of all the drugs they're on.

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 4 года назад +5

      @retsaM innavoiG we need someone to fund this investigation!

    • @beebopbaloobop
      @beebopbaloobop 4 года назад

      Oh ffs XD

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 4 года назад +4

      @starshipeleven bruh their trees and bushes want to kill you, with everything that exists trying to kill me then I'd be doped to hell too

    • @aerialmanx4852
      @aerialmanx4852 4 года назад +4

      @@sinandcyanide7505 I'm willing to concede the existence of my local wildlife only if you provide the drugs to make me not see them ;)

  • @tularjaggs334
    @tularjaggs334 4 года назад +147

    "We don't have gallons of anything, because we're not savages." So true.

    • @bostedtap8399
      @bostedtap8399 4 года назад +8

      Lol. If an USA, aka American quotes that no metric was used in getting man on the moon (sic), just reply that it was British Imperial units!.

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 4 года назад +4

      @frankeb1980 my motorcarriage only gets a furlong per pint you wizard

    • @VFPn96kQT
      @VFPn96kQT 4 года назад +4

      @@bostedtap8399 US space program was lead by Wernher von Braun
      a German that used metric ;). And, by the way, NASA uses the metric system only for some time.

    • @bostedtap8399
      @bostedtap8399 4 года назад

      @@VFPn96kQT Yes, full credit to the USA for achieving what they did, but apart from Von Braun (Operation Paperclip), there was a truly international spectrum of leading scientists and engineers on the theoretical calculations. I would assume that the actual manufacturing would be in Inches/Standard units; though as you state, aerospace would most likely lead the US in use of metric to aid worldwide collaboration etc.
      Being from the UK, one of the main reasons converting to metric, was to be able to export machines and parts, since the home market being very small, we also invoked "Decimalisation", ref changing from shillings etc to base 100 pence; there was quite a lot of government money used to fund Decimalisation and Metric adoption. This was circa 1971.
      In my opinion, the US would have been hampered by changing to metric during this period, ref huge manufacturing production, and would have needed government funding, which I understand that is not something it does to private companies, military yes.
      Many US companies use metric now, I've installed machines across many US states, from 1998 to 2004, and many products have been redesigned/converted to mm.
      Best regards John.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +2

      How the fuck is Simon going to eat all that cereal without gallons of milk? He's going to drown in pint cartoons before the trash gets picked up 🤣

  • @chrisevans6913
    @chrisevans6913 4 года назад +7

    "...we dont have gallons of anything, because we are not savages" 😂

  • @stdesy
    @stdesy 4 года назад +329

    I love that this is Simon’s screw-around channel, and that is slowly are leaking out to all the others. He’s definitely been a tad looser in presenting all-around

    • @roboticzamat
      @roboticzamat 4 года назад +30

      I'm legit happier to see it.

    • @manyshnooks
      @manyshnooks 4 года назад +18

      Yeah. I noticed he's even lightening up on Geographics.
      How many damn channels does he have ?? Does someone have a count?

    • @orcus6893
      @orcus6893 4 года назад +5

      @@manyshnooks it's in the description

    • @manyshnooks
      @manyshnooks 4 года назад +1

      Didn't notice, my smart tv doesn't show the descriptions and I watched it there - cheers. Wondered if there were a few I was missing out.

    • @bradparker5784
      @bradparker5784 4 года назад +7

      @@manyshnooks it looks like 8 and 3 affiliated, who knows how much much it takes for all the cocaine

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 4 года назад +1

    >We don't have gallons, we're not savages
    Look mate, you invented the bloody measurement didn't you?

  • @corgeousgeorge
    @corgeousgeorge 4 года назад +152

    Our Boy with the Blaze, our bloke with the coke and our Goon W/ the spoon!

    • @theangelbelow88
      @theangelbelow88 4 года назад +9

      This is beautiful, this is poetry 👌

    • @corgeousgeorge
      @corgeousgeorge 4 года назад

      @@theangelbelow88 tks! you should hear the parody song I wrote about the DOllyy Parton Vaccine lol

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +2

      My bloke with the coke is now my mate stuck behind a metal Gate. Anyone got Simon's number? 🤣

    • @kingmanmillenia
      @kingmanmillenia 4 года назад +1

      So eloquent and beautiful. This deserves a chef's kiss!!

  • @sjeune4555
    @sjeune4555 Год назад +1

    “Those examples are botched bootlegging blunders by simpleton smugglers are borderline criminal” is a fantastic sentences! Well done Danny

  • @DaCoSaNa
    @DaCoSaNa 4 года назад +246

    Magic Spoon: "Do what you want!"
    Simon: "Semi-erotic ASMR experience?"
    I expected nothing less.
    *Touches like button with passion*

    • @EvelynOccult
      @EvelynOccult 4 года назад +4

      Erotic asmr not semi erotic

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 4 года назад +6

      Swooning for the spooning

    • @soberhippie
      @soberhippie 4 года назад +2

      @@EvelynOccult I can confirm, only a semi here as well

    • @EvelynOccult
      @EvelynOccult 4 года назад +1

      @@soberhippie i dont know what you mean it was fully erotic to me xD

    • @nahkremer
      @nahkremer 4 года назад

      Q

  • @triplecastsleep1924
    @triplecastsleep1924 4 года назад +3

    Simon: *Snarls and growls as he shovels cereal into his face.*
    Magic Spoon: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE PAID FOR.

  • @kevinzurek3431
    @kevinzurek3431 4 года назад +114

    Now I can replay the intro and pretend I'm eating breakfast with Simon whenever I want.

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 4 года назад +1

    I snorted out my soup at "there's no turtle in there". Did I learn my lesson? No...I took another spoonful of soup just before the picture of toupee guy came up. I'm going to wait until the video is over to finish my soup. 😂

  • @AlexSandul
    @AlexSandul 4 года назад +276

    Someone gave you free reign too advertise ? They are either genius or never watched your channel

    • @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9
      @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 4 года назад +34

      Magic Spoon knew what they are doing. *Fucking legend parrot.mp4*

    • @samaravadi3
      @samaravadi3 4 года назад +4

      A genius that never watched

    • @Tim11pop
      @Tim11pop 4 года назад +14

      I wonder if they sponsor him just to see what he does with the spot.

    • @Lebeauski
      @Lebeauski 4 года назад +4

      Free range anything😉. Let a man with a mind do what he knows. Mr. Whistler seems know how to present. Proud of honesty and freedom in this unit. Yall make me laugh with your depictions of ignorance. C.s.l.

    • @mrpoopo2320
      @mrpoopo2320 4 года назад +3

      If you guys wanna see the ultimate free range ads, internet comment etiquette is retarded good

  • @The_Elite_Emerald
    @The_Elite_Emerald 4 года назад +10

    “The birds of paradise all died, that’s sad why did they die?”
    “Gay bikers on drugs”
    What in the holy mother of god. LMAO

  • @The1trueJester
    @The1trueJester 4 года назад +130

    Simon's 9th channel, Muckbang ASMR with Simon Whistler

    • @diaquallo
      @diaquallo 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @jamestaylor1934
      @jamestaylor1934 4 года назад +5

      I just pre smash the dislike button these days. Goddamm misophonia

    • @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9
      @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 4 года назад +3

      First video: Magic Spoon

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +5

      Simon joked about starting a Muckbang channel before and I threatened him with a $100 Taco Bell gift card. Hopefully crisis adverted.

    • @C.CurrySims
      @C.CurrySims 4 года назад +1

      @@elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 You beat me to it.

  • @boblabahh4893
    @boblabahh4893 Год назад +2

    The sound of chewing cereal on RUclips could create criminals.

  • @anubrakahn2970
    @anubrakahn2970 4 года назад +39

    On this episode of Things That Everyone In The World Has Tried Except Simon we proudly present...Peanut Butter Cereal!

    • @throughcolouredglasses9300
      @throughcolouredglasses9300 4 года назад +8

      To be fair, peanut butter isn't as much of a staple food in most of Europe as it's in North America and so they don't make peanut butter flavoured things. I've never /seen/ peanut butter cereal here.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +10

      @@throughcolouredglasses9300 This is true. I don't think peanut butter cereal is a big deal in the UK.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 4 года назад +4

      Probably something to do with the enormously powerful peanut syndicates in the USA lobbying the government that all food must contain 5% peanut or peanut extracts. I'm making that up, but I'm also convinced that it's true.

    • @nurgle11
      @nurgle11 3 года назад +1

      @@greenaum and the sugar (or is it corn syrup) growers get in there with must contain 1 billion percent sugar .... I remember the first time i popped down the shop in New York and bought some bread and some butter amongst other things and was horrified how sweet both the bread and the butter was I bet if they could have stuffed sugar into the lettuce they would have.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 3 года назад

      @@nurgle11 And the arms companies insisting on having wars every five minutes. If they're not firing off $400,000 missiles all the time, they won't need to buy new ones, will they? So the USA spends more on arms than everyone else put together.
      It's a pretty stupid country, really, banging on about freedom all the time when they're completely sewn up by every big business.

  • @BBOlsen94
    @BBOlsen94 4 года назад +158

    Business Blaze: The playground of a British lunatic in Prauge that talks to his spaceheater called ETA or Charles, dependent on his mood. Written and edited by two guys trapped in the Fritzl-styled basement. Best channel on youtube

    • @manyshnooks
      @manyshnooks 4 года назад +12

      You forgot Peter the plant.
      ETA has got some competition.

    • @ProlificInvention
      @ProlificInvention 4 года назад +13

      Allegedly

    • @tolvajakos
      @tolvajakos 4 года назад +17

      don't forget to mention that said British lunatic keeps discouraging viewers from buying his overpriced merch stickers

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +3

      Chaos reigns 🔥

    • @InvalilD
      @InvalilD 3 года назад +1

      more and more it seems danny has trapped simon

  • @fisharepeopletoo9653
    @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 года назад +3

    I'm an American, and was talking to my scottish friend over the internet (online gaming is wonderful.) I told him I was going to tale a quick break to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and he scoffed at me, asking incredulously, "Why would you ruin a perfectly good jam sandwich?" Which blew my mind so I asked for some more details, and he said something along the lines of "We're not obsessed with peanut butter like you Americans." I never knew there was some stereotype about Americans and peanut butter, but I am glad to see a brit enjoying a good bowl of peanut butter cereal lmao

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +2

      Counter question: Why would you ruin a perfectly good PB&J by omitting the peanut butter?

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      We should be obsessed with it.

  • @CourierSixGaming
    @CourierSixGaming 4 года назад +64

    This is the best Simon Whistler channel, just the combination of Danny, Simon, and Sam is amazing. One of the few things that actually makes me laugh aloud, you guys are winners.

  • @anthonyk7924
    @anthonyk7924 3 года назад +1

    Magic spoon cereal 39$ plush shipping for four 7oz boxes of cereal. In a box of cereal is 15-18oz for 8$ name brand and healthy cereal 12$. An equal size box of magic spoon is 20$ a box. Crazy expensive.

  • @copieiermenschen8350
    @copieiermenschen8350 4 года назад +50

    Adult ADHD is lovely, especially being stuck at home through COVID. I usually put on a Simon video and space out until I'm three Simon videos in, and then have to go back and watch what I missed...so Simon gets like 8 repeat views from me every day hahah... About to restart this one because I totally missed the intro after the Magic Spoon read loool

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 4 года назад +2

      Same I think this is my 3rd run on this episode I'm not sure though

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +1

      I do the exact same thing but I have asperger's and am very very stoned. 🤣

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +11

      The best kind of viewer right here. Legend.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 You should consider partnering with legal cannabis companies in the US...seems like these two niches are really helping each other out 🤣

  • @Neville133
    @Neville133 4 года назад +2

    In a world so currently dark and uncertain, its heartening that Business Blaze exists to give us a all a smile and bring some fun to the world. Thank you Simon, Danny and Sam, you absolute LEGENDS!

  • @janibeg3247
    @janibeg3247 4 года назад +21

    When i was in high school, senior english required a "term" paper. Most of the papers were on the UN or the environment. My paper was on International Smuggling. I covered all the high points: drugs, guns, tobacco products, people, money, Liquor, and automobiles/auto parts. My teacher was so impressed that she had me present my paper to our class.

    • @milk-it
      @milk-it 4 года назад

      Good stuff! ;-)

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +3

      Man that stuff is crazy, my hometown in the US is small, about six thousand residents. But its also under policed and very near an intersection between two major interstates so drug trafficking has been a problem for years. We regularly have large coke and meth busts and have had five drug related murders this year. One of which was committed by 16 year olds, one of their dads wired them fifty thousand dollars from Mexico to do it and they actually almost got away with it.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +6

      legend.

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад

      And then everyone clapped

  • @john-dm4qd
    @john-dm4qd 3 года назад +1

    When you look at reviews for magic spoon cereal online, a lot of people say that it tastes like cardboard! What's up with the price for Box nobody pays $10 a box for cereal!

  • @bulitfordtough9
    @bulitfordtough9 4 года назад +21

    This is the only channel I will watch the advertisements/sponsorship announcements all the way through on all of RUclips. Simon's take on them are downright funny 😂

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      Thank you :)

    • @timtheconjurer
      @timtheconjurer 4 года назад +1

      Simon's ad reads are almost on par with Erik from internet comment ettiquette.

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 3 года назад

    Magic Spoon: If you have someone reviewing these comments for marketing feedback, let me say that, from a consumer perspective, the ad spot in this video genuinely made me want to buy your cereal. Keep sponsoring these lovely gentlemen

  • @AtomicUnicorn62
    @AtomicUnicorn62 4 года назад +14

    They sent you so much cereal so you have something to feed Danny and Sam in the basement.

    • @treeckogreen8577
      @treeckogreen8577 4 года назад +3

      You know he's just going to feed them the boxes once he's done with the cereal

    • @AtomicUnicorn62
      @AtomicUnicorn62 4 года назад

      @@treeckogreen8577 Yeah you're right.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +1

      they can dream.

  • @katymaurer388
    @katymaurer388 4 года назад +1

    Can we just appreciate how Simon has so many other channels and projects and it seems like he always genuinely has fun and enjoys what he does? We stan

  • @Dante7Creed
    @Dante7Creed 4 года назад +37

    Oh man that intro. So I discovered you through your biographics channel and I thought you were just some genius historian who found a way to make money off RUclips. Then I found business blaze, and found out you're just a extremely efficient normal person. I actually think that's more impressive.

    • @danjones4432
      @danjones4432 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 4 года назад +5

      Normal might be a bit of a stretch. (allegendly)

    • @foreverpotato3035
      @foreverpotato3035 4 года назад +2

      When you mix cereal with Cocaine it makes you extremely efficient. Allegedly!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +11

      Normal is not usually a word people use to describe me, but I'll fucking take it.

  • @TheAsianpie
    @TheAsianpie 4 года назад +1

    I did not realise I needed to see and HEAR Simon agressively scarfing down cereal before, but Christmas done come early
    Thank you, you absolutely mental legend

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 года назад +36

    I can just see Magic Spoon saying:
    “Now what we want you to do is eat the cereal in the doorway of the basement in full view of Danny and Sam.
    “Our surveys suggests that it tastes better when it is flavored by the desperation of reminding people of what they don’t have. Please get back to us with the results.”

    • @wyattbarmann3573
      @wyattbarmann3573 4 года назад +3

      The results would arrive quickly

    • @baryonyx2574
      @baryonyx2574 4 года назад +6

      You monster...

    • @crystalblunt192
      @crystalblunt192 4 года назад

      @@baryonyx2574 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisknee8736
      @chrisknee8736 4 года назад +1

      Recommend you find out Danny's address and order him a pizza delivery.Better still,crowd fund a daily food drop,and then suggest Simon do a story on Amnesty International for April 1st.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +7

      Nice try FBI

  • @alohashanti
    @alohashanti 4 года назад +7

    At exactly 8 minutes into this edition of THE BLAZE, Magic Spoon curiosity overwhelmed me and I paused Simon to go explore my flavor options. I mean even though Simon never actually said they tasted good and that he liked them, he also did not appear like he was having a distasteful experience, and god knows he doesn't keep his opinion to himself, no matter what Danny writes... ANYWAY, I after determining that my overly sensitive ingredient boundaries had not been crossed, to my delight I made my selection of 4 flavors and clicked on over to the check out, coupon code for free shipping at ready, I put it in and was very bummed to see it was not at all free shipping, but rather a $4.99 discount off of a $24.99 shipping charge. Don't be jealous that I live out here on Maui, a lot of the really cool stuff is actually made somewhere else.... We DO have the best weather on the planet, no predator class mammals, no snakes, aloha awareness, and very low covid numbers, BUT WE NEVER GET CUT ANY SLACK ON SHIPPING!!! EVER!! The USPS comes here just like everywhere else... I abandoned my cart to come over here and write this. But I feel bad, and still want to try their stuff, SO GET YOUR MESSAGING STRAIGHT BLAZE BOY! Love ya~

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      Oh shit, I don't even know where Maui is. Next time I will make sure that people in Maui know this. WE MUST KNOW. SPREAD THE WORD.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      WHY AM I SHOUTING?

    • @alohashanti
      @alohashanti 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 Really? Maui's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and, you always shout...

  • @dontcallmelil8619
    @dontcallmelil8619 4 года назад +46

    oh, that's really funny.
    The amount of cereal they sent you is literally the funniest thing I've seen on this channel.
    Please build a fort out of those boxes.
    Please do this, it'd be amazing.
    It would make me soo happy.
    I've dreamt of building a fort or even just any structure out of cereal boxes my entire life, but have never had more than 2 boxes at a time.
    No one needs that much cereal.
    Please build something out of them.
    Maybe just stack them up and knock them over a few times while doing your patent Simon Roar

    • @TheGingey
      @TheGingey 4 года назад +3

      Just save the boxes

    • @littlephoot6931
      @littlephoot6931 4 года назад +4

      CAN SOMEBODY BUILD THIS POOR SOUL A FORT??!!

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +1

      Start saving cereal boxes and then make a video of you making an epic fort. I'm very high rn and I feel that I need this in my life 🤣

    • @annettepenwell6220
      @annettepenwell6220 4 года назад +1

      @@barneymiller7894 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not and I need this to happen as well

  • @brittanywoodman6559
    @brittanywoodman6559 4 года назад +4

    Full blown aids is when you’re actively showing the illness as well as very contagious. AIDS is easily managed and kept nearly undetectable

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 4 года назад +32

    Simon actually eating magic spoon from the bowl instead of the package feels wrong 😂🤣

    • @milk-it
      @milk-it 4 года назад

      Not the same as watching Jerry Seinfeld eating cereal on his own show, is it? ;-)

  • @JenniferinIllinois
    @JenniferinIllinois 4 года назад +1

    Simon gets all that cereal and yet Danny doesn't get any in his basement prison. LOL!!!

  • @puellanivis
    @puellanivis 4 года назад +85

    Simon: “Who goes through Customs? Just go through the green door!”
    me: Ah, I see Simon has never been to the USA…

    • @Somemighty
      @Somemighty 4 года назад +2

      How did you arrive on that? He has mentioned several times that he's been in USA, even in this video he hints at it. Perhaps he just didn't think USA is an exception worth mentioning. It is not actually a country everyone thinks as most important. On a personal note, coming back from USA was a very interesting experience. In the airport in the USA they had something like code orange that day, and really, I had to take shoes off and put my laptops on a tray, meaning somewhat unpack my backpack. But in Denmark, I just walked through some metal gates and there were two guys being really casual and didn't even really look at me.

    • @jeremyh9033
      @jeremyh9033 4 года назад +14

      Lol, you have to do that every time you fly in the US. Taking your laptop out and talking off your shoes is standard here

    • @ooooneeee
      @ooooneeee 4 года назад +6

      @@jeremyh9033 the definition of security theatre.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 года назад +1

      @@ooooneeee yup.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +6

      I just flew from Georgia (the crappy US state, not the country) back to Colorado and every TSA agent i interacted with acted like I had personally committed 9/11. I never even left America, I imagine getting in is like passing a job screening for the fuckin NSA 🤣

  • @juniorclockwork4644
    @juniorclockwork4644 4 года назад +2

    "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and fries." has to be my favorite combination of words.

  • @danielwright7368
    @danielwright7368 4 года назад +61

    Best intro.

    • @chibihotaru
      @chibihotaru 4 года назад +2

      That magic spoon is getting wild 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @WolfNoUrden
      @WolfNoUrden 4 года назад

      Dat ASMR tho

  • @bryandaction
    @bryandaction 4 года назад

    So I thoroughly enjoy all of your channels. I normally enjoy them for their educational content (I’m a teacher and love all things random information) but I LOVE this channel for its irreverence and DGAF attitude toward its content. Always makes me laugh, which is especially necessary whilst teaching in a pandemic! Cheers from across the pond!

  • @ImKevan
    @ImKevan 4 года назад +28

    Yeah, us Aussies do like our drugs, we also really love getting stoned and eating cereal out of a box....wait a minute...I think I understand Business Blaze finally.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +1

      And I finally understand Australians! Your like us Americans only not completely insane! Hello new brother, can I become Australian and smoke weed while eating cereal out of the box? That sounds fantastic. Idk if you follow the news but this whole "being American" thing is really starting to be a fuckin drag. 🤣

    • @ImKevan
      @ImKevan 4 года назад +2

      @@barneymiller7894 I mean, i can't speak for all Australians, but, if ya can even get in at the moment, sure you can become Australian, just maybe don't tell all the dudes with AR-15's how cool it is here lol, Yeah I've been watching man, i feel ya, don't feel alone though, honestly, over the last decade, even the whole "being Australian" thing has started to suck a lot too.
      Heres our story:
      We didn't have a trump, instead we had a woman who got voted out for some guy with huge ass ears that eats raw onions on TV News because RWARR!, who then was backstabbed and replaced by a rich 90's internet boomer guy from his own party who loved talking climate change, so much so that not long after he backstabbed the onion wingnut, he got backstabbed by "The ScoMo" for loving climate change way too much for News Corporations likings, now days, we like coal but we don't like coal, climate change is real?? maybe?? pretty sure, but we're not sure enough to do anything, aaaand, china is kinda like really pissed at us because we've been hanging out with trump way too much.
      fun times man, keep ya head up, its crap everywhere i think, but i reckon humanity can pull through, we seem to be pretty good at just barely hanging on and surviving lol.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +2

      @@ImKevan Ya man regular folk will pull through, its what were built for. I didnt realize Australian politics were anywhere near as "interesting" as ours so best of luck on that front, hopefully we can all get some sanity and stability! And we definitely get the heat from China to, not only has Trump seemingly been doing everything possible to piss them off. But..well, we owe them pretty much all of the money. Pretty sure its an eleven digit number 😳

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +1

      @@ImKevan P.S. Don't worry about the AR15 guys, I could pay them to leave 'Murica. I'm actually thinking of an idea to fix the problem. If all us normal rational humans in the US take an extended vacation at the same time, maybe a couple months. They will probably forget how to feed themselves while arguing about which minority is the worst! Then they'll just starve and die off! Problem solved!!! 🤣

    • @ImKevan
      @ImKevan 4 года назад +1

      @@barneymiller7894 That's actually maybe the most brilliant plan I've ever heard!, even if they don't forget how to feed themselves, shouldn't take that long for numbers to thin out since they argue with bullets not words lol.
      I think politics is kinda crazy everywhere too man, I've been watching a bit of stuff from Europe too, stuffs crazy there too, all over the Africa's, a lot of Asia, including inside China but they'd never talk about that because...well you think the AR-15 guys are crazy huh...lol, same with Russia, but of course "in Russia we talk not of such thing or shirtless Putin come hit you in face with bear"

  • @olegvelichko1659
    @olegvelichko1659 3 года назад

    Literally the only channel where I watch the commercials (the plugs, not the YT adverts). Doing a mighty fine job you are.
    I want cereal now. Damn.

  • @emthomas10
    @emthomas10 4 года назад +14

    Best. Intro. Ever. Even if it wasn’t sponsored by magicspoon it totally seemed like something Simon would of done

  • @amicloud_yt
    @amicloud_yt 4 года назад

    'Don't go through customs!'
    Spoken like a person that has never been tagged by a drug sniffing dog.

  • @slevelneves
    @slevelneves 4 года назад +5

    Honestly the first ad I've watched in months. Simon is amazing. He even makes ads watchable.

  • @josephcarver3087
    @josephcarver3087 4 года назад

    On a super trucking binge tonight...thank you agriculture for that one🤘. Aaaaaaaaaand caffeine, nicotine, and YA BOI WITH THE BLAZE is what's keeping me awake

  • @MrJK-mc6rp
    @MrJK-mc6rp 4 года назад +4

    I can see Danny trapped in the basement liveing on magic spoon. Using ETA to turn it in to warm mush for dinner.

  • @auspiciouscrane
    @auspiciouscrane 4 года назад

    The magic spoon ad was amazing 😂

  • @eduardogutierrez4698
    @eduardogutierrez4698 4 года назад +5

    What I like about this channel is that Simon is himself and shows emotions.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +4

      I don't have emotions. My algorithms are just really really good.

  • @ericnanneman7478
    @ericnanneman7478 4 года назад

    SUGGESTION FOR BB VIDEO: History of whiskey and why is all bourbon whiskey but not all whiskey is bourbon?

  • @psyclepath1964
    @psyclepath1964 4 года назад +13

    "What's with Australia and New Zealand, and drugs?"
    Answer: They're incredibly expensive down here because we're on the other side of the planet of where they come from! 🤣

    • @manyshnooks
      @manyshnooks 4 года назад +1

      Coke especially. $250/gram in Melbourne, a bit cheaper in Sydney for decent quality stuff.
      Not that I'd know...uhh, allegedly.

    • @Finallyfree423
      @Finallyfree423 4 года назад +1

      @@manyshnooks 250 for a g? My God that's insane.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 года назад +1

      @@Finallyfree423 allegedly

    • @mrmarecki1
      @mrmarecki1 4 года назад

      So why do you still live there?!

    • @LJCyrus1
      @LJCyrus1 4 года назад

      I now find myself curious about the cultivation and production requirements of cocaine, wait wasn't there a video about that somewhere...

  • @Cokehead124
    @Cokehead124 4 года назад

    I got a cool idea for you guys to make a video of Can you do one on the Grampa gang who stole 200 million in Jewels from a bank

  • @missmusica82
    @missmusica82 4 года назад +11

    Oh my word, I laughed so hard for this entire episode! Simon, Danny, Sam the Blaze Trinity.... allegedly

  • @squirrelgray945
    @squirrelgray945 4 года назад

    Best intro.. already hit thumbs up rest of the video better not be shit.

  • @Jen-js4tz
    @Jen-js4tz 4 года назад +45

    He realises that people keep emailing him about the eggs just because he specifically asks people not to, right?

    • @Atma_Weapon
      @Atma_Weapon 4 года назад

      he wants to deny danny his cocaine. lol

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +11

      This is mostly Twitter. The people via email are sincere. Unbelievably. Never underestimate human stupidity (allegedly).

    • @Jen-js4tz
      @Jen-js4tz 4 года назад +1

      @@brainblaze6526 Never underestimate the extent of human trolling.

  • @nathanribeiro6435
    @nathanribeiro6435 4 года назад +2

    Simon: Censors curse words
    Also Simon: Uses porn and south park memes

  • @redacted4246
    @redacted4246 4 года назад +7

    Absolute power play of an intro, I dropped everything to fixate on that.

  • @devins4686
    @devins4686 4 года назад

    I miss visual poltik the other guy is cringe.

  • @scottcarter6623
    @scottcarter6623 4 года назад +15

    More Blaze. We now require 14 video's per week. i am sorry Simon, but this is not negotiable.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +1

      he will require more cocaine and Magic Spoon

    • @warriorcatgaming555andmysh3
      @warriorcatgaming555andmysh3 4 года назад +4

      @@timothyneiswander3151 let’s start a petition for magic spoon to make a cocaine flavor to knock out two birds with one stone

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад

      This is non negotiable, however we can discuss your breakfast cereal and cocaine allocations.

  • @vkb9218
    @vkb9218 4 года назад

    US Customs agents ask these seemingly innocuous questions because victims of human sex trafficking often can't answer these questions. There's a method to the madness. While someone like yourself might not be a victim of said behavior, they get in the habit of asking these questions to everyone.

  • @RexEosss
    @RexEosss 4 года назад +13

    Holy shit that pile of cereal, Now I want magic Spoon to sponsor me.

  • @arthurbrunelle9828
    @arthurbrunelle9828 4 года назад

    Hey Brother Simon.....magic spoon says they only ship to the U.S.......
    1. How did you get this in Prague?
    2. You've sold me on this cereal....HOWEVER....like you, I''m also an expat in Asia. Any suggestions on how I, too, can delight my taste buds and waist line with this delicious cereal?? 😊
    By the way.....the shipping info is from magic spoons websight FAQ sections.....Many thanks in advance, Bro!!

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 4 года назад +5

    "That's a completely different kettle of cocaine" LOLOLOL 😆 LOVE the Kindersurpise clip!

  • @dangerrusss6996
    @dangerrusss6996 4 года назад

    Fun Fact....Its impossible to chug a gallon of milk and live to tell about it....

  • @joshts00
    @joshts00 4 года назад +5

    He even makes the advert enjoyable! Normally I fast forward through them lol

  • @jubb1984
    @jubb1984 4 года назад

    We had this guy here recently that left his bags on this baggage claim thing that goes from the airplane to the terminal, and let them spin round and round till they were the last bags left. Obviously security got curious after a while...found 40kg drugs. xD damn thats a bad day.

  • @JaleDoris
    @JaleDoris 4 года назад +10

    Name idea for Simon's autobiography: Sam Wrote This

    • @JaleDoris
      @JaleDoris 4 года назад

      @@3girliez617 this is why we shouldn't blaze and comment.... or it could be a picture book?!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +3

      @@3girliez617 Exactly.

  • @AizaakThurston
    @AizaakThurston 4 года назад

    Bird of Paradise gives you one mana dude. How do you not know this?

  • @flyinyeti
    @flyinyeti 4 года назад +8

    Magic spoon... The cereal equivalent of raid shadow legends

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад +1

      Except not a piece of shit. Allegedly (about Raid being shit).

  • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
    @xjunkxyrdxdog89 4 года назад

    Ad ends at 3:02
    If its going to be that long, don't make it the first 3 minutes.

  • @musiccole5610
    @musiccole5610 4 года назад +4

    Does Jerry Seinfeld know you broke into his apartment and stole his cereal collection.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 года назад

      Haha, I have no idea what this is a reference to, but judging my the number of comments about Seinfeld's cereal, I probably should know.

  • @franreid8203
    @franreid8203 4 года назад

    Full of allulose (sugar) and setiva, sweetners, so check it out for yourself re actual sugar intake.

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 года назад +3

    Dear Magic Spoon. You're officially a legendary sponsor. I tried to order some cereal and you were out of stock. :-(

  • @iron_side5674
    @iron_side5674 4 года назад

    This is by far my favourite Channel among the Whistler Empire.

  • @DisslinWheezel
    @DisslinWheezel 4 года назад +12

    This is why coke is so expensive (and a bit shit) here in NZ (allegedly)

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад +5

      Allegedly coke is really expensive and a bit shit everywhere.

  • @TimPiazza
    @TimPiazza 4 года назад

    Video starts with Simon eating cereal...well time to smash that like button!

  • @Fainthen
    @Fainthen 4 года назад +6

    Well, we do have gallons of waters, and fuel, but generally speaking that's the two things we'd usually have in gallons.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад

      Regardless, the pound is Britain's fault and responsibility, in the end.

    • @MrTBoneSF
      @MrTBoneSF 4 года назад

      Brits don't get to be smug about their PARTIAL use of the Metric System.
      Simon, how many "stone" do you weigh? I rest my case.
      Americans use the Metric System all the time. We buy soda in Two Liter bottles while we buy milk in quarts and gallons. It's basically whenever something was introduced. 2L bottles were first introduced in the 80s, while a "pint of cream" is never going to switch over in the mind of consumers. People working with recording formats will happily say "quarter inch tape" in the same sentence as 8mm. You don't even think about it. But no one is ever going to replace "I can't drive 55" with "I can't drive 88.5".

    • @Fainthen
      @Fainthen 4 года назад

      @@MrTBoneSF You seem confused about a multitude of things. Also calm down m8 lol.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад

      Not having gallons of milk seems ridiculous to me 🤣

  • @algomi9280
    @algomi9280 4 года назад

    If you think that a problem, every time I apply for a loan for other property, *please fill this form so we know that the money will not be used to teerrrrrroooooorism........................................................................... yesh its my third House but WHATTHEFUCK

  • @graylinshowell7051
    @graylinshowell7051 4 года назад +7

    Oh, fack, Simon is starting a mukbang spinoff! Business Blaze Munchies

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. 4 года назад

    The yin-yang cat balls almost made me choke on my coffee 😂

  • @jasonwomack4064
    @jasonwomack4064 4 года назад +13

    WARNING: Simon is unknowingly advertising the cereal version of Haribo's shit inducing gummi bears. Allulose as a sweetener isn't so sweet for a great many people.

    • @Finallyfree423
      @Finallyfree423 4 года назад +2

      Yea we need to make sure we get this info to Simon

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад

      I did not know this, some artificially sweetened products really give me some crazy shits, but I don't eat it much so I've never bothered to figure out what sweetener/s it is.

  • @mentalpopcorn2304
    @mentalpopcorn2304 4 года назад

    I normally don't check out sponsorships but I like cereal so I did for once. I've gotta say, who the fuck would spend almost 10$ for a single box of cereal?

  • @shogunassassin
    @shogunassassin 4 года назад +4

    Only thing that could have made that intro better was ETA. FREE ETA 2020!!!

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. 4 года назад

    Business Blaze makes me reach for the gay lube oil

  • @buckyhermit
    @buckyhermit 4 года назад +5

    Simon: "I try to eat less McDonalds..."
    Me: [eating 2 McDoubles while watching this video] ........oh.

    • @MsAngrybutterfly
      @MsAngrybutterfly 4 года назад +1

      A Big Mac and fries here!

    • @speldrong5010
      @speldrong5010 4 года назад

      Just in case this information has somehow never come your way, try peeling apart the mcdouble, slapping a mcchicken between the beef patties and reassembling the whole shebang. It is commonly called a mcgangbang, and they are simply heavenly.

  • @DarkHorseParatrooper
    @DarkHorseParatrooper 4 года назад

    Simon might actually be a criminal. He's on God only knows how many different RUclips channels...

  • @justsomepersononyoutube9271
    @justsomepersononyoutube9271 4 года назад +11

    I feel like this actor never sleeps

    • @timhendricks650
      @timhendricks650 4 года назад

      Of course not. You think he's joking about the cocaine?

  • @nickt9467
    @nickt9467 4 года назад

    Not gonna lie, kinda want cereal rn

  • @light-master
    @light-master 4 года назад +4

    When Magic Spoon releases some caffeine filled cereal like Dunken Donuts has, then I will order from them.
    They outlawed cocaine and now I must settle for caffeine.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 года назад

      Idk if you know this.....but..cocaine is only illegal if you get caught 🤣