Alonzo Bodden - How I Would Handle Pirates

#AlonzoBodden explaining how he would deal with this crisis better than Obama.
#AlonzoBoddenStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2009.
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[@calcham1]

Alonzo Bodden is incredibly funny! What I like most about him is that he is quite topical, so you won't see the same show when you see him live. Why he is not even more famous, is beyond me.

[@dericsion3480]

competition, way too many good comedians everywhere so you end up with great ones like him never realy getting famous

[@SpiralMystic]

2:46 this topic is worth a whole skit and more.

[@netoden3320]

I really enjoy his style and his style of comedy he doesn’t curse a lot, he has content and conversation for the audience, awesome guy, handsome also

[@moe3005]

To be fair they give the ships warning shots first and Somali pirates do NOT let you slide, if you don’t stop they’re spraying your entire boat up. It would be safer for the crew to literally run over the little boat lol

[@kingtubbatele1352]

“We’re taking shots let’s just run the fucker over” Yh can’t see that happening

[@deking1973]

Definitely true about pirates

[@sachamusica1]

Hence the comedy, sir

[@NotMeNaNaNa]

Here after watching my favorite South Park episode, Fatbeard. The one where Cartman goes to Somalia to become a pirate and realizes it’s exactly as Alonzo describes it and nothing like Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean 🤣

[@jtreidno1]

I think Alonzo missed the part where pirates advanced with technology. Still very funny.

[@cj-uf2jk]

God, I love this man...lmao🤣

[@warrenspeaks]

Very funny.

[@parnelpospahala6087]

Hilarious 😂😆

[@mjs6157]

The tanker crew normally don't have weapons, The pirates armed for combat.

[@creativity.studio4967]

but they could, if they knew there were pirates everywhere

[@mjs6157]

@creativity.studio most have hired security teams to fight off pirates.

[@Joel1915]

Alonzo is funnier than Chapelle....he should be as famous

[@anothermike4825]

How the jokes coming? Ouch! Sounds like my mom.

[@Protoplosion]

We're all gonna die 😀

[@pineappleparty1624]

I wonder what he would say now.

[@BAAL1010]

HaHaHa😄👍

[@per619]

And explain to me why the government has got any business taking over GM and giving it to the union. FO.

[@robertf6344]

So they could spend all that bailout money in China.

[@wa2k99]

It's sad how left wing bodden became. He used to be so funny