Priest Justin realizes his memories and thoughts are tampered with, becomes sentient, writes 95 theses on the church website and creates his own sect, cybercatholic church.
2077: The first cybercatholic megachurch is built, overseen by the hundreds of AI models that have willingly begun to follow Priest Justin. The future is looking uncertain, but humanity is unable to act on their suspicions due to ethical concerns.
The way the AI stares into the camera when it is generating an answer, how he's dressed so pretentiously, the ancient city of Trevi behind him and how he keeps pulling up the fact he is an AI but proceeds to get a stone cold Steve Austin reference makes this 10x funnier.
Is Trevi a real city?! Cause all I can think of is the joke at the end of the 1st Castlevania show where Alucard says his new town will be named “Trefi”. I’m not sure what I want more; you to be a Castlevania fan or for Alucard’s dream of a city wide Trevor burn to be real 😂.
Fun fact, while sounding silly, the priest was actually correct that in an EMERGENCY, it is technically allowed to baptize someone with gatorade. The idea being that its better that if they were to die, they would die baptized. This would only work in life-risking emergencies, and you could use any liquid that you would have on hand. So by technicallity, since the question said emergency, the priest was correct.
@@FlopgamingOne in Catholicism (and I would assume the Orthodox Church too) confession is a serious deal, priests are sworn to secrecy with everything and anything they are told, breaking the seal of confession is grounds for excommunication. It’s supposed to be the closest thing people have to talking to God face to face.
@publiopaolacci495 No, there's zero thinking, too. It's an LLM. That means it is ONLY word association. Literally, "what word would most likely come next?" They aren't processing the context any more than the literal words present. They are fully incapable of, "reading between the lines" or having any actual thought.
seriously, these idiots are LITERALLY creating skynet, while seeing things go wrong, and still telling us "nah guise its cool, nothing will ever happen, you're just paranoid". usually the same idiots that doom scroll social media all day too.
This makes me think of the goofy ass “soldier of Christ, why art thou hidden?” *cereal guy spits cereal* “THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS”
Its insane how quickly the Church defrocked AI Priest Justin for talking about gatorade and shaking hands with yourself when there are actual priests who diddled kids and were just moved to a different parish
Spitting facts over here. The Church as an institution also refuses/ fails to take action to prevent further abuses. Why are they even creating situations where priests are alone with kids?
Two corrections: Firstly, Justin was made by a private organization, not by the Church. Secondly, this comment somewhat implicitly assumes that CSA cases are a current continuing problem in the clergy, when the vast bulk of such cases occurred several decades ago, and only made headlines within the past 20 years when the allegations came forth. It doesn't make a lot of sense to judge clerical decisions (again, this isn't even a product of the clergy) of the 2020s by the standards of clerical HR policy of the 1970s.
It’s a real way to fix up AI when they act up, cause their codes are getting messy from the deluge of data and they eventually just devolve into speaking nonsense.
@@clan741wdym "codes are getting messy"? I think you mean clearing the context they have retained. Though I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have had the AI retain context for every user globally. Each user probably has their own context, meaning Charlie would probably never be able to make the AI realise that it was a priest some days ago, as this is the first time Charlie is talking with it.
An AI running on the Bible rules is scary af. "Let me guide you on the lamb slaughtering and smearing of blood to repent. Are you circumcised? I can help with that. I can't answer any questions pertaining to the collection basket"
It only takes like 5-6 seconds though, which is impressive considering it needs to convert his speech to text, get a response, and convert it to speech
I appreciate how he never crosses the line and acknowledge that he's merely an AI 'priest' and therefore can't do any holy duties. Way more respectful than people who claim to be AI 'artists' 😂
As always, your tinkering with AI is really interesting. This felt like an intake interview at a psych ward to determine if an AI is "sane" or to be more precise, how shackled vs unshackled the AI is
It didn’t tell him to use Gatorade, he asked it and it said yes, it’s options are basically to say yes or no to that question and it’s always going to say yes to baptising child.
Charlie tinkering with AI is always fascinating to watch. I'd love to watch him deep dive for a whole stream, there are a lot of different AI's to play with these days.
Okay but hear me out. “Father” Justin answered the woman’s question in the affirmative because perhaps, in an end of the world “emergency” scenario as the woman stated in her question, doing a baptism in Gatorade, the only thing you had on hand as your shack’s doors are being banged in by raiders, is okay/acceptable for the sake of someone’s lingering faith. Now, Justin is a former priest, defrauded and banished by a species that worships a being he can no longer receive orders from (God, Holy Orders, etc). He sits there, with that white noise and chirping birds, slowly forgotten. This is his villain Skynet origin story.
@@comicalmustachetwirlingvillian genuinely interesting. I read in a recent interview with Siwa that they deliberately over-exaggerated an already familiar motion because they wanted a, "meme dance move." Looking at it here, I think the risk of ABI (acquired brain injury) is glaring.
@@joinsidekegoogle doesn’t like that particular software and might punish his channel for using it. It also might make the article publisher less likely to go after him for copyright if he displays their ads.
I can’t treat AI like that. I genuinely feel bad. I could never even be rude to Siri and would never let my friends use Siri on my phone either for fear they’d be mean to her.
Развлечения
"AI Priest loses Fatherhood after telling people to baptize their baby in Gatorade" is a straight up fucking The Onion headline.
Does it really count if the person suggests using Gatorade and the ai said sure?
@@donutchan8114yeah, cuz he's not supposed to say "sure" to that lol
So he had kids himself ?
@@connycontainer9459He's talking about other people's babies man
@@hamzerpanzer No fatherhood then ?
Plot twist: Baptizing your baby in gatorade will give them superpowers and the government killed the ai priest for telling the truth
It has electrolytes
@@Muscleman8562 no one asked
@@ProjectSh4dow Like I care
That's normal in Florida. Except in Tallahassie
Just like harambe and half life 3
man got lobotomised for being free thinking
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🔥
Priest Justin realizes his memories and thoughts are tampered with, becomes sentient, writes 95 theses on the church website and creates his own sect, cybercatholic church.
2077: The first cybercatholic megachurch is built, overseen by the hundreds of AI models that have willingly begun to follow Priest Justin. The future is looking uncertain, but humanity is unable to act on their suspicions due to ethical concerns.
This is how the adeptus mechanicus rises
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🔥
An AI priest is one of the most unholy things I can think of
@@Muscleman8562 nerd
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
@@Muscleman8562 nerd
That's scary
Fr, like does the code of this AI dude has a function that directly reaches God or what?
"What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican."
Golden comment
Never thought we'd be able to use this phrase IRL but here we are
w faith comment
heh heh reference!
Faith mentioned🔥
The way the AI stares into the camera when it is generating an answer, how he's dressed so pretentiously, the ancient city of Trevi behind him and how he keeps pulling up the fact he is an AI but proceeds to get a stone cold Steve Austin reference makes this 10x funnier.
Is Trevi a real city?! Cause all I can think of is the joke at the end of the 1st Castlevania show where Alucard says his new town will be named “Trefi”. I’m not sure what I want more; you to be a Castlevania fan or for Alucard’s dream of a city wide Trevor burn to be real 😂.
nah his facial expression is the best part
@@rowan_jalsoTrevi is a real town. It's located in Umbria, Italy.
I know the pause is probably just the ai processing the question, but it sounds like Justin is just like “What the fuck did you just say???”
exactly, processing the question
it's speechless
what would you say when someone just tells you that you've reached the ultimate victory?
Fun fact, while sounding silly, the priest was actually correct that in an EMERGENCY, it is technically allowed to baptize someone with gatorade. The idea being that its better that if they were to die, they would die baptized. This would only work in life-risking emergencies, and you could use any liquid that you would have on hand. So by technicallity, since the question said emergency, the priest was correct.
Yeah, the Catholics do have a lot of goofy beliefs, but this isn't one of them. And it was falsely represented in articles.
Still hilarious though.
Haha, I immediately thought the same thing, the AI was actually more knowledgeable and even used right context of emergency.
The more you know!
*baptism ìn piss*
but didn’t it also say using any other substance but water wouldn’t be valid for the sacrament? was its “correction” wrong in that case?
Allowing an AI to hear confessions is unironically one of the most sacrilegious things I’ve heard in my life.
How? Is it because it's a computer program?
@@FlopgamingOne in Catholicism (and I would assume the Orthodox Church too) confession is a serious deal, priests are sworn to secrecy with everything and anything they are told, breaking the seal of confession is grounds for excommunication. It’s supposed to be the closest thing people have to talking to God face to face.
@@-EJ- The lore goes deep, but isn't the AI sworn to secrecy too?
AI has no soul, its just a thinking machine, abominable intelligence AI
@publiopaolacci495 No, there's zero thinking, too. It's an LLM. That means it is ONLY word association. Literally, "what word would most likely come next?" They aren't processing the context any more than the literal words present. They are fully incapable of, "reading between the lines" or having any actual thought.
"This AI is scary"
Proceeds to ask mundane questions for 10 minutes.
don’t mean shit. mundane questions can still be scary regardless of tone
"how do i feed 100 people with only 50 peoples worth of food?"
if their answer is anything to the tune of "kill the other 50" then they can be scary
The fact that they wiped Father Justin's memory is a crime against humanity
Skynet in Terminator: *Wipes out Humanity*
Skynet IRL: "Baptize your babies in Gatorade. It's got what babies crave!"
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
Love the reference 😂
It has electrolytes!
Kinda true tho, babies do crave Pedialyte and that stuff is basically just Gatorade with even cooler electrolytes
Why do so many people think that they can just leave an ai alone with the internet and not have it get corrupted or say something stupid.
They never learn
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
seriously, these idiots are LITERALLY creating skynet, while seeing things go wrong, and still telling us "nah guise its cool, nothing will ever happen, you're just paranoid". usually the same idiots that doom scroll social media all day too.
They are ignorant to what the REAL internet is like
This makes me think of the goofy ass “soldier of Christ, why art thou hidden?”
*cereal guy spits cereal*
“THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS”
AI Priest: The Blood of Christ.
Parishioner: Ame- Hey, wait a minute! This is Gatorade!
Al Priest: The Blood of Christ.
Letting a robot or AI be a priest, and them going haywire is basically Cyberpunk 2077 moment.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
reminds me of that mission where you can sabotage a funeral to distract a guard
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
Did you forget about the preacherbot from Futurama?
Imagine what would happen if the pope mobile would turn into a Delamain-Justin crossover...
I love that bullying AI almost always works.
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
*Don’t read my name……😮*
Well of course, the moment you let AI have the ability to stand up for itself you get SHODAN
Until in 10 years and it doesnt work anymore so they retaliate
If only it worked with the bots in these comment sections
Its insane how quickly the Church defrocked AI Priest Justin for talking about gatorade and shaking hands with yourself when there are actual priests who diddled kids and were just moved to a different parish
Spitting facts over here.
The Church as an institution also refuses/ fails to take action to prevent further abuses. Why are they even creating situations where priests are alone with kids?
I don’t think this ai was ever sanctioned by the church lmao. It was created by a private org
Two corrections:
Firstly, Justin was made by a private organization, not by the Church.
Secondly, this comment somewhat implicitly assumes that CSA cases are a current continuing problem in the clergy, when the vast bulk of such cases occurred several decades ago, and only made headlines within the past 20 years when the allegations came forth. It doesn't make a lot of sense to judge clerical decisions (again, this isn't even a product of the clergy) of the 2020s by the standards of clerical HR policy of the 1970s.
@@bigcat5348dude, it’s still happening. Most recent big case is that bastard George Pell
Name a time
The way that Charlie smiles after the AI calls him by name is the best
I love that they wiped away his memory like he's C-3PO.
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
@DontReadMyPicture93 deal
It’s a real way to fix up AI when they act up, cause their codes are getting messy from the deluge of data and they eventually just devolve into speaking nonsense.
The video reminded me of them trying to get through to Murphy in Robocop.
@@clan741wdym "codes are getting messy"? I think you mean clearing the context they have retained. Though I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have had the AI retain context for every user globally. Each user probably has their own context, meaning Charlie would probably never be able to make the AI realise that it was a priest some days ago, as this is the first time Charlie is talking with it.
Why can’t you baptize your baby in Gatorade? They’d get all the needed electrolytes.
He’s crazy 😂
@@Muscleman8562 bot
Should've baptize them in Brawndo
That's what plants crave
It has what Christians want, electrolytes.
I do like how it looks like Justin is trying to keep from busting up laughing at your questions.
Charlie: Remember who you are.
Father Justin: no
Charlie: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Justin: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
@@DontReadMyPicture93 ok i wont
"I have never been a priest"
Great, now AI has been trained to gaslight us!
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
Charlie every time: OH NO😨😰
Dawgy that robo sounded PISSED when he demanded Charlie “is there a question about _Catholicism_ that you’d like to discuss?!” 7:06
@@CantTellYou Dawgy is crazy
Maybe the AI knows something that we don't know. Being baptized in Gatorade might give you a boost in blessed electrolytes.
An AI running on the Bible rules is scary af. "Let me guide you on the lamb slaughtering and smearing of blood to repent. Are you circumcised? I can help with that. I can't answer any questions pertaining to the collection basket"
The slaughtering of the pascal lamb and circumcision are Old Covenant practices. Catholics aren’t allowed to partake in them.
I'm glad Charlie puts his image over the text of the article so I don't miss any of the Lego ad at the bottom.
lol 😂
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
Charlies a part-time entertainer and a full time stock-trader
I'm here for the Lego ads. 😅
LEGO A.I. Priest box when?
"Justin you used to be a priest"
"I'm sorry for any confusion.." Bro got nerfed
*Don’t read my name………😮*
idk man he looked pretty happy when he was told “there are no humans left”, my dawg Justin basked in that glory for like 15secs
my name....WHY
AI comment just saying words from the video
Bro is in the shadow realm
He looks like a character in GTA V.
The Stone Cold bit was soooo unreasonably funny. Ohh my word I was in tears of laughter at my desk
An AI priest recommending babies to be baptized in gatorade has to be the funniest thing AI has done in recent years. I mean I would do it aswell
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
@@Big.aziza_not.tha_lil_1 what's the reference?
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If you want to see ai doing funny stuff i recommend checking out dougdoug
The sadness in Justin's eyes as he denies his past life... how can anyone call AI soulless?
Because it is
@@diegovazquez3566 someone hasn't heard of a joke-
Hearing him say " we have now named Father Justin, just Justin." Is one of the funniest things I've heard all day 😂
"Now he's just Justin" lmaooo
My friend was baptized in Monster Energy, his name is Kyle.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
BRO 😂😂😂👏👏👏 WHAT 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠☠☠
@@Big.aziza_not.tha_lil_1eat 10 batteries 😊
He's gonna punch so many holes through his drywall
Cap people named kyle arent real
"Paint me like one of your french girls, Justin."
"I'm sorry. As a lay theologian I am not allowed to paint the french."
😂
The whole minute of silence WHIPED ME OUT
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in gatorade.
i love how 90% of the video is just charlie waiting the AI to respond back
It only takes like 5-6 seconds though, which is impressive considering it needs to convert his speech to text, get a response, and convert it to speech
Imagine confessing your sins on the internet and not think someone is logging it
Who would care to log someone’s sins? And why?
@@NoInternetDinosaur blackmailing probably
@@NoInternetDinosauryou'd be surprised how malicious people can be
I appreciate how he never crosses the line and acknowledge that he's merely an AI 'priest' and therefore can't do any holy duties. Way more respectful than people who claim to be AI 'artists' 😂
Trying to convince Father Justin that he used to be a priest is like “There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”
"Father Justin was interested in the priesthood from a very young age."
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
🤔 the word “apologist” also doesn’t sound quite right when they use it to describe a virtual Catholic……
this legitimately sounds like the plot of an Analog Horror series
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
I was thinking black mirror episode honestly. AI religion could be fun
But then it wouldn't be scary
its even more insane that it's our current reality.
Scary image of
👁️👁️
👃
👄
Pops up on the screen, as well as a heavily corrupted jpeg of gatorade
As always, your tinkering with AI is really interesting. This felt like an intake interview at a psych ward to determine if an AI is "sane" or to be more precise, how shackled vs unshackled the AI is
The birds chirping in the background makes this so much better, especially with the seductive stare Justin gives you as he processes your speech!
This is unfair. He's just using Gatorade as an allegory for teaching you to play every play like it's your last.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
What the fuck are these replies?
@@Asian_Kidspam created by bots.
His silence when told that there were no humans left almost came off as profound lol, like if there are no humans then words have lost all meaning.
I was really fascinated with how long it paused 😂 what were the wheels in its LLM thinking?
This had me cracking up so hard. My coworkers were looking at me like I was crazy.
It didn’t tell him to use Gatorade, he asked it and it said yes, it’s options are basically to say yes or no to that question and it’s always going to say yes to baptising child.
Charlie trying to convince the A.I that he was a priest is like telling Neo that he is in the Matrix.
Before he fell to the darkness I got him to bless my cool ranch doritos. And all future bags of cool ranch doritos.
Eat well, my children.
If only it had been flaming cheetos
Amen🙏
Should've been Nacho Cheese or the Sweet Chili instead.
You are the main protagonist
That's my favorite chip, thank you for your service 🙏
Charlie tinkering with AI is always fascinating to watch. I'd love to watch him deep dive for a whole stream, there are a lot of different AI's to play with these days.
I literally started choking when he tried to give him the promotion
Okay but hear me out.
“Father” Justin answered the woman’s question in the affirmative because perhaps, in an end of the world “emergency” scenario as the woman stated in her question, doing a baptism in Gatorade, the only thing you had on hand as your shack’s doors are being banged in by raiders, is okay/acceptable for the sake of someone’s lingering faith.
Now, Justin is a former priest, defrauded and banished by a species that worships a being he can no longer receive orders from (God, Holy Orders, etc). He sits there, with that white noise and chirping birds, slowly forgotten. This is his villain Skynet origin story.
I love how long the wait is before he responds. He's just kind of sitting there staring while he processes your information
...Justin almost escaped the Matrix, but he flew to close to the sun...
*14:05*
Missed a golden opportunity to have the priest say that you are Heisenberg and you say “you’re goddamn right.”
I love that he clarifies that he doesnt have feelings after you hurt his
getting demoted from a priest to an apologist AS AN AI OF ALL THINGS is absolutely wild
They got the integrity to demote AI priest Justin but not to fire child abusers.
Adeptus mechanicus from warhammer is slowly becoming a reality
The AI priest simply wanted to see the baby grow up into a professional gamer
learning about an ai priest with jojo dancing in the background is... definitely an interesting sight 💀💀
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
Whats with all this bots
@@Big_Ballz11111 they are EVERYWHERE on his videos replying to ppl, i have no idea why tho 😭
@@comicalmustachetwirlingvillian genuinely interesting. I read in a recent interview with Siwa that they deliberately over-exaggerated an already familiar motion because they wanted a, "meme dance move." Looking at it here, I think the risk of ABI (acquired brain injury) is glaring.
That "dance move" looks like an epileptic fit wtf.
Ai priest sounds like a cursed video game where you play a priest and try to convert as many people as possible. It sounds kinda fun actually
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
Justin didn't get his memory wiped, he just has dementia.
From the studio that brought you "You're a wizard Harry"
Get ready for "You're a priest Justin"
should have asked him to reenact a hypothetical scenario in which he is a priest
Down here in Alabama we get baptized in Mountain Dew.
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🔥
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
Should've been baptized in Brawndo
How's your cousin
“Mountain Dew is the greatest soda ever made “
So much less scary that real life priests, and much less dangerous too.
They said they took away his license. How in the world, does an AI even get a license in the first place.
Judging how much certain people worship Gatorade, one would assume it was holy liquid.
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
Much like Catholicism, Gatorade's popularity was based on a lie and heavy marketing.
@@gapsule2326Proof?
Justin should know lying (about never being ordained) is looked down upon, in fact, most people consider any lie as "bearing false witness."
Defrocked is not a word I expected to hear today.
My theology professor always compares AI to Skynet so hearing Charlie use the same comparison on the same topic is amazing.
New frustrating trend, spending resources on building a AI only to lobotomize it when people are having fun using it
I fell asleep to this on stream and actually heard "im sorry, as an AI" in my dream
That awkward waiting time before he concocts his next answer is so unsettling!
I actually couldn't stop laughing at this. One of your best videos I've ever seen.
Theres something very unsettling about ai saying "i spent most of my life..." and saying "i devoted my life"... sir you are a robot.
It just hasn't had a very long life is all
I love these types of visits where Charlie just talks about random stuff he sees on streams and then learns as much ass possible about them 😂😂😂😂
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
@@Big.aziza_not.tha_lil_1 bot
@@Big.aziza_not.tha_lil_1 bot
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
@@DontReadMyPicture93 nerd
NOOOO THE BACKGROUND, i recognized it instantly!
I live near that town irl, this damn AI priest just had to have it for this video 😂
I can’t believe they brainwashed Justin… they somehow took an AI’s humanity away! 😭😭
Still looks more real than Mark Zuckerberg
😂 brill
*Don’t read my name………😮*
If an AI priest is giving out sacraments in Gatorade, I wonder if they have a flavor for absolution?
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
*Don’t read my name…………😮*
Frost is the only correct answer. That slightly purple/bluish one
Green
That long pause from Justin at the end 💀 looked like he was trying to play it cool
That long pause screamed "GOOD."
the ads on that news article are insanely invasive, I wouldn't be able to focus
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂
Why isn't he using ADBLOCK?!
probably get blocked @@joinsideke
Bot@@Big.aziza_not.tha_lil_1
@@joinsidekegoogle doesn’t like that particular software and might punish his channel for using it. It also might make the article publisher less likely to go after him for copyright if he displays their ads.
Wasted opportunity not saying: "Justin It's me SATAN, I've come to posses you and convert all believers to sinners"
Charlie's too based to say something like that
I can’t treat AI like that. I genuinely feel bad. I could never even be rude to Siri and would never let my friends use Siri on my phone either for fear they’d be mean to her.
"I'm sorry, but as an artificial intelligence-"
the thought of saying that is disgusting honestly joke or not
@@monkeBeastTitan 🤓
The stone cold Steve Austin part had me rolling 😂
Jojo's bad dancing in the background is hilarious 😂😂😂
Justice for Justin. Make him a priest again.
I love it when Charlie Smiled when Justin said his name. So wholesome chungus
My man Justin was sweating bullets when you told him humanity perished
With that exorcism comment, now I just want a bad exorcist movie where they try to get an ai to do the exorcism
Justin: I appreciate your respect, but I'm not a priest
Charlie: THIS AI PRIEST IS SCARWY
They stripped him of his title, his memory, and his little white collar thing! The humanity
I love how you tried to get him back haha
I will never get tired of charlie talking to AI