It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind
It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!
The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.
Then the final twist is that the whole crime scene was in a toxic swamp and the first victim actually just died of hypoxia-which is slowly working its way through everybody else, including the player character.
also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something
It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game
AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.
@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.
30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage
@@nicholasdubendorf6824 Given Nathan's inability to ask appropriate questions, I think even asking James isn't going to solve the murder. He'd be like: Where were you at the time of incident? Has ever Alicia said you to find an another job? Everyone in the family seems dysfunctional. Is that the reason you took vacation? Why have you indulged to Thomas' bloodlust? He is not a good fit with society. DETECTIVE SENSE: I haven't talked Thomas in some time, better to cuss him out some more.
This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.
Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭
@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish. The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.
Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.
It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.
Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job
The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.
"mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?" 'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha' "what do you mean?" 'that's what i exactly said' "did the death of your father not get you down?" (sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore' this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'
Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...
Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao
I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"
Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage? 😂 it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.
"That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.
to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.
LOL. The AI (or whoever "wrote" that IDK) doesn't know how to drug. I also like that it was supposed to be marijuana (I assume since it's a joint, and later you find a bong) and says it causes "rapid addiction" lol. As someone that lives in a state with a legal market I find that hilarious.
Yeah wtf, who is making cocaine joints? Or should I say Surprised I am by finding this suspicious hiding drug. Just as a user is to his drugs, he is to this drugs, and I am to this finding
I know as much about illegal drugs as I do about the politics of Seychelles-jack shit. But I'm pretty sure cocaine-laced marijuana joints are a thing. Kendrick Lamar refers to one on "m.A.A.d. city"
I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text. But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.
@@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol
With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun
Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case
I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect
That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂
This is a real detective game. It makes you need to figure out very basic stuff using the worst possible clues and only talking to lobotomites. It perfectly captures just how confusing being an actual detective is.
"The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason." Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?
the deceased, professor James Bennet, returns early from a planned 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a murder for an unknown reason. Makes a lot more sense like this right
He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this. His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.
@@hwacha4911 the story was all over the place. What about the random items you can find as 'evidence'? They're more like collectibles than anything else. The fact you can't interrogate the suspects or press them harder. There were a lot of mistakes
holy shit, apparently the dev has removed all voice acting and subtitles from the game and is "working on replacing it" but man, I wish I could play THIS version for myself... This is killing me!
The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.
The people who developed this game clearly didn't know how to use these AI assisted tools to make the facial expressions, the scripts, and the translation, and ended up with this mess of a game. They trusted into them way too much.
The fact that the guilty guy has only one piece of solid evidence and no dialogue options pertaining to the crime scene really goes to show how much effort they put into this game.
had this playing in the background while playing chess and the dialogue from 16:20 to 16:33 made me do a mental double-take. both the most braindead dialogue & so-artarded it's like mildly genius
“The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.
It’s like a bad translation of a bad translation, the dialogue truly is magical
hey, this boy is not normal as hell
What a beautiful dwang.
like they translated the dialogue from english into japanese then back into english
@@ozzy_z Lmao
*Mmh* *Hmm* Dedective. We are Married. You know?
"First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." -- this shit has me in tears, brilliant
What argue? I wonder about what
😢😢😢😢
I regret that not being my senior yearbook quote
First of all, I just want you to know that this is a reply. Just as a reply is to a comment, it is to this.
Such prose, bravo!
>Not know!
The dialogue in this game is so wild, it’s like they took a thesaurus and just threw it at the wall to see what stuck.
It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind
Okay check mark guy, make some good comment instead of commenting crappy comments
@@p-__that’s not possible
It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!
This has to be like a google translated game?
the detectives beef with the son for no reason is honestly amazing
"Age 70 but fountain works" is all-time rizz
100% canthal tilt
@@thecolombian8909golden ratio ogee curve
dedective
BRO i was scrolling and i read your comment just as this part of the video was playing, spooked me o-o
"This boy is not normal as hell" fucking killed me
That will be the new "It's six AM, and already the boy ain't right".....
That's how I would describe myself
In fact, he hospitalized long time in mental institution
the detective fucking hates the kid for no reason it's fucking hilarious
@@keps_kskI wouldn’t say he has absolutely no reason, but he does take it to a very extreme and unprofessional level.
20:16 imagine a detective walking up to you and just saying "i need to go" and then walking to another person to question
Commander Shepard apprpves
It's like walking up to your crush and suddenly getting too nervous
kinda feel like that would be more intimidating than direct questioning
The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.
😂😂
Kinda true in certain cases irl lol
I'd be worried I'm having a stroke and get an ambulance there on the double for me.
It’s like talking to the riddler that got kicked in the head
Then the final twist is that the whole crime scene was in a toxic swamp and the first victim actually just died of hypoxia-which is slowly working its way through everybody else, including the player character.
Player to Devs: "Did you hire a proofreader before releasing this game?" Devs: "not know"
But fountain still works!
well well well if it isnt the bizze himself
Imagine you're Richard, and this detective walks up, takes your tissues and nudie mags, and just leaves
And that's the most normal interaction in the game.
Pov: im Richard- "Be careful, most of some of those are stuck in to pages pulled apart will rip"
"Not normal as hell" is such a great phrase
13:45
Just got to that part
Serioussslllyyyy! 😂😂😂 I was laughing hard at that
"I'm younger than the three of you put together"
This Game is not Normal as Hell.
this game shouldve been called AI Noir because theres no way this was even prompted by a human
also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something
It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game
AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.
@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.
"LA Noir at home"
8:40 “I am a mother, and because mothers are mothers, I think you should know that because I am a mother, I am a mother.”
they could be lying but affirmation they did
What is all this speaking?
That's whatever you want to understand
Shakesphere WISHES he was this good at dialogues
Nice Kamala Harris impression.
The talk to James ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DEAD GUY
ABSOLUTELY SENT ME
30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage
Indeed! 😅🤣👌🏻
At this point, I think talking to James the dead man would've been the only way he'd have gotten a straight answer given the circumstances 😂
theres a schizo in the chat
@@nicholasdubendorf6824 Given Nathan's inability to ask appropriate questions, I think even asking James isn't going to solve the murder. He'd be like:
Where were you at the time of incident?
Has ever Alicia said you to find an another job?
Everyone in the family seems dysfunctional. Is that the reason you took vacation?
Why have you indulged to Thomas' bloodlust? He is not a good fit with society.
DETECTIVE SENSE: I haven't talked Thomas in some time, better to cuss him out some more.
This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.
Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭
The only other available VO language is turkish, so I would guess that's the original language of the game.
@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish.
The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.
Dialogue is truly not good as Hell, would say I
Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.
25:52 I love how the detective knows the kid has schizophrenia, and he still drops a "Fucking asshole" lmao
Threw me for a loop 😂😂
say what you will about Nathan Morgan, Detective - but dude def has good taste in cars and mental health-related opinions
It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.
HEY hey hey, man… it’s 2024. Mental health isn’t an excuse and equality means that you can be a fucking asshole with or without schizophrenia lol
Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job
"Age seventy but the fountain works, huh?" goes even harder than "that was a double flusher"
Old but still got that WAP.
“But I only heard one flush”
The fact that she doesn't even look close to 70 really adds to it.
@@bshap495the magic if money.
@@bshap495the 70 year old the game is talking about is most probably the dead guy
The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.
big turkiye W - their translations carried this game
Pog or Dog game show idea:
turkish->english translation OR AI-generated dialogue?
There was a Turkey map of earthquakes in one of the rooms. devs are 100% turkish
What does the phrase actually mean?
@@grdjf It means exactly the way what people thought. Age is 70 but sexually still functioning 😂
i dont get why people would put so much effort into making a game and then google translate the writing
"Of course! I have no one I can sleep together anymore!"
"This boy is not normal as hell..."
🤣🤣
I am absolutely losing it at this line 😂
"mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?"
'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha'
"what do you mean?"
'that's what i exactly said'
"did the death of your father not get you down?"
(sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore'
this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'
No one I can sleep together anymore lmao
NOT KNOW
@@κεηγση I read in the kids' voice lmao
If this game came out in 1998, it would have been so revolutionary.
I turned 11 that year and this is so true hahaha
1898
Almost every game from the past 10 years would've been revolutionary in 1998
Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time came out in '98 and you would've needed a hacksaw to get me away from that game. '98 was a big year.
Voice acting is almost as good as Vaudevillle. Must be AAAA.
Pretty sure it’s ai generated
I cant believe its not made by the same people! OR it is and they're using another name
These Quadruple A games are outstanding
I’ll have you know that the God-tier game devs at Ubisoft are capable of creating the coveted AAAA games 🙄
more like AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF IS THIS
12:37 this whole sequence with the kid is a fever dream
that made me laugh so bad
Haha nice one Mate 😂
It legit made my brain malfunction
“age 70 but the fountain works huh?” is absolutely diabolical
Never would have guessed she was 70 tbh
Im taking that phrase for the future.
"This boy is not normal as hell" is the only coherent sentence in this game
i love the awkward intonation of some dialogue. like how alicia really put HEAVY stank on 'yes sir, i'm SO sorry.' @ 16:54
The more the detective asks questions, the more the English language breaks down.
Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao
It's like he's getting violently bludgeoned over the head every time he interviews a new witness.
I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"
They're utilizing old school RPG logic. Other's possessions are your loot
maybe that's why the detective fled the scene at the end
Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage?
😂
it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.
Simultaneously, Nathan is fortunately the best detective in their small town and unfortunately the best detective in their small town.....
Just like a detective is to a small town he is a detective to a small town.
hes the best choice and the worst choice
I like how picking up a painting unlocks new dialogue options but finding a literal knife doesn’t
"her fuckin' badass boyfriend" almost killed me IRL, I was eating a slider and nearly choked to death
"That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.
to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.
“Im starting to think there wasn’t a murder. I think the husband killed himself”
The Husband was the only normal one, he killed himself to escape the society of ChatGPT NPC.
22:04 “Illegal substance derived from leaves of the coca plant” it’s a fucking cocaine joint. 😂😭
LOL. The AI (or whoever "wrote" that IDK) doesn't know how to drug. I also like that it was supposed to be marijuana (I assume since it's a joint, and later you find a bong) and says it causes "rapid addiction" lol. As someone that lives in a state with a legal market I find that hilarious.
It shows a literal joint but the description is wrong
Yeah wtf, who is making cocaine joints? Or should I say
Surprised I am by finding this suspicious hiding drug.
Just as a user is to his drugs, he is to this drugs, and I am to this finding
I know as much about illegal drugs as I do about the politics of Seychelles-jack shit. But I'm pretty sure cocaine-laced marijuana joints are a thing. Kendrick Lamar refers to one on "m.A.A.d. city"
@@totempolejoe1 there is no mention of marijuana coming from an ex pothead that’s a cocaine joint (it doesn’t exist but stop being a party pooper).
I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text.
But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.
It's like a fucking Caretaker album.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Can you explain that? Sorry, I'm not sure what that means 😅
@@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol
With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun
13:41 "This boy is not normal as hell" 😭😭
“hehehWhoaHAAhaHaa the doctor says my brain age is 7……………………..”
Now I have no one to sleep together 😢😢
i love the ai voice really immerses myself into thinking the game was chatgpted
Ok
Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case
Is that first comment ChatGPT'd?
That English was chat gpt
chatGPT wouldve made better dialogue lol
imagine if you woke up one day and everybody started talking like they do in this game
i would start questioning if i had a stroke
That actually sounds terrifying 😱
Prayge hope ppl talk like this somewhere on earth
@@κεηγση southern India.
I think I'd just wander off into the woods by myself forever if that happened, lol.
"Like, why am I picking up Condoms and Pearl Necklaces?!" question of the century right there.
"age seventy but fountain works" is wild. I couldn't come up with that if I tried for months
"70, but fountain works!"
That's gonna be my new line to "what's up".
"DEDECTIVE" 💀
I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect
maybe who you choose will be the murderer? multiple endings? lol
Age 70 but fountain works had to be the BEST euphemism EVER for "The guy was old, but didn't need blue pills".....
If Oblivion NPCs and these characters ever met, reality would implode
"This boy is not normal as hell."
-A normal as hell dude
10 seconds in and Charlie already has reached the first stage of grief DENIAL
uhh pardon?
@@p-__ ain't you that bird from that pbs show i can't remember the name of
@@haydenhouts his farts are better than Charlie's Farts
@@ultraexcalibur1728 have you seen this first hand?
@@Maiqthelair0 no not really I just thought it was funny
I spit my drink out laughing at 5:04, that line came out of nowhere
@p-__ this little girl has said this on every top comment.... super weird
I doubt you were drinking anything at that time but did laugh🙃
@@TealeavesNoStoneUnturnedyeah, because that's totally the most uncommon thing to ever happen to anyone😬
@@TealeavesNoStoneUnturnedwas thinking the same thing…
Nah, 13:45 is where I actually choked on my water. What the fuck was that psycho laugh??
Caught the last half of the stream on this game. Peak cinema.
Same, haha. That was painfully tedious for him but it was hilarious. Gotta give him props for the determination, lol
@@p-__ timothy 2:12
Screw the murder, homie just wants to know why she is staying at a job she hates
So bad that it's actually good.
I was listening to this through an earbud at work and “Age 70 but fountain works” had me fucking cracking up in public
That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂
"The sound of silence" Is a banger of a song though.
Millennial here, Simon & Garfunkel is one of the better boomer groups imo.
@@ember-brandtBoomers made the best music. All the spare time and money they had gave them lots of opportunity for creativity.
Lmao not even close @@drunkenhobo8020
That fact you saw me an thought im not a Millennial just aged me into a boomer, thanks chief. @@ember-brandt
@@ember-brandt What are examples of "lesser boomer groups?"
the dialogue is giving me a lobotomy
“This boy is not normal as hell” - My new favorite phrase
“Age seventy but fountain works” got me dying 💀
Best part is 19:00 where the detective asks the KANSAS resident if he has a license for a gun, in KANSAS, USA
The dumbest game you've ever played is the most entertaining one I've ever watched. It never quite misses the mark.
This is a real detective game. It makes you need to figure out very basic stuff using the worst possible clues and only talking to lobotomites. It perfectly captures just how confusing being an actual detective is.
"What argue? I wonder about what"
-the detective 💅
i'd confess
"The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason."
Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?
the deceased, professor James Bennet, returns early from a planned 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a murder for an unknown reason.
Makes a lot more sense like this right
“Age seventy but fountain works”
Jesus😭😭😭
I can’t believe I was there, live, for the “dumbest game I ever played”
😮
We, love
As a translator, I think reclassifying this game to the "horror" genre would be more appropriate.
16:54 yes sir I'm sooooo sorry 😕
this game could pass as a comedy for how unintentionally funny it is
"Doctor's say my brain age is 7"
Good. I'm happy we were told the developer's intelligence.
More like 7 months
He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this.
His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.
@@hwacha4911 the story was all over the place. What about the random items you can find as 'evidence'? They're more like collectibles than anything else. The fact you can't interrogate the suspects or press them harder. There were a lot of mistakes
@@hwacha4911 Game sucks ass, it's barely even a game, just a bunch of unity assets slapped together and a "story" written by a lunatic kid on speed
i do think the little introductory photoshoot is a cool transition
I am convinced that the dialogue in this game was done by just dropping a small octopus on the computer keyboard and letting it flail around a while.
holy shit, apparently the dev has removed all voice acting and subtitles from the game and is "working on replacing it" but man, I wish I could play THIS version for myself... This is killing me!
9:55 simply adore the sudden switch-up of the mom, calling the bf a badass like it's an insult even though it goes hard as hell
“Not know” killed me 😭😭😭
This was definitely a game. But at least the fountain is still working at age 70.
I now have abs from laughing non stop dear god that was hilarious
"He is trying to fling mud on me!"
6:23 - He was still thinking about Rose xD
The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.
This sounds like some show my parents would watch as I'm half asleep not really paying attention to what I'm hearing
Love that the joint you find says "derived from leaves of the coca plant" so it's essentially a cocain cigarette
"This boy is not normal as hell" 💀
The mother line is like a minimum word requirement on an essay
The AI voices are hilarious with the broken dialogue. But the facial animations are pretty good. Rose just makes this face right here 5:21
What? These animations are janky and uncanny af
It's never a great animation, what game you're looking at lol
The people who developed this game clearly didn't know how to use these AI assisted tools to make the facial expressions, the scripts, and the translation, and ended up with this mess of a game. They trusted into them way too much.
For me the cherry on top of "Age 70 but fountain works" was the response "dedective..."
Also the little squeal/moan right before that, sounded like they ripped it from a porno.
That first interaction with Thomas had me TWEEKIN😂😂
he deserves a game award nomination for best supporting character
The dialogue really made me doubt my English skills, then i realized charlie wasnt understanding either
The fact the Sheriff was even an option was enough to make it obvious. What a game.
The fact that the guilty guy has only one piece of solid evidence and no dialogue options pertaining to the crime scene really goes to show how much effort they put into this game.
I fell in love with this game as soon as a heard "a murder" "what?!"
“What argue? I wonder about what.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died
had this playing in the background while playing chess and the dialogue from 16:20 to 16:33 made me do a mental double-take. both the most braindead dialogue & so-artarded it's like mildly genius
Mystery Extravaganza: The Case of the 2 Hour Non-Refundable
"Age seventy but fountain works" +100 rizz right there
“The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
This entire game feels like an Internet Historian NordVPN ad.
“Just going to uh, take these shoes.. as evidence” 😂
It was shadow man all along
“WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”
This is like the funniest charlie video ever to me. I keep coming back to it and quoting it constantly lol
friendship ended with Vaudeville, now Nathan Morgan: Dilemma is new favorite playthrough
one of your best videos ever, this game was so funny to watch
Literally
28:56 “what the hell do you think you are telling?” Was crying at this 😂😂
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Ive watches this video about 10 times now, truly a masterpiece
I swear, this dialogue in this game was written by an alien or a skinwalker desperately trying to imitate human speech.
"This boy is not normal as hell."