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  • @weekendthreat5576
    @weekendthreat5576 3 месяца назад +9005

    "First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." -- this shit has me in tears, brilliant

    • @sn4ketooth220
      @sn4ketooth220 3 месяца назад +562

      What argue? I wonder about what
      😢😢😢😢

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 3 месяца назад +298

      I regret that not being my senior yearbook quote

    • @apaultarter1184
      @apaultarter1184 3 месяца назад +515

      First of all, I just want you to know that this is a reply. Just as a reply is to a comment, it is to this.

    • @petroleumjam
      @petroleumjam 3 месяца назад +32

      Such prose, bravo!

    • @BocchiTheAWP
      @BocchiTheAWP 3 месяца назад +43

      >Not know!

  • @zeos26
    @zeos26 3 месяца назад +4253

    "This boy is not normal as hell" fucking killed me

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 3 месяца назад +125

      That will be the new "It's six AM, and already the boy ain't right".....

    • @King-O-Hell
      @King-O-Hell 3 месяца назад +45

      That's how I would describe myself

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 3 месяца назад +75

      In fact, he hospitalized long time in mental institution

    • @keps_ksk
      @keps_ksk 3 месяца назад +89

      the detective fucking hates the kid for no reason it's fucking hilarious

    • @epj0211
      @epj0211 3 месяца назад +25

      @@keps_kskI wouldn’t say he has absolutely no reason, but he does take it to a very extreme and unprofessional level.

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 3 месяца назад +2840

    25:52 I love how the detective knows the kid has schizophrenia, and he still drops a "Fucking asshole" lmao

    • @scooterbobscout
      @scooterbobscout 3 месяца назад +82

      Threw me for a loop 😂😂

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +76

      say what you will about Nathan Morgan, Detective - but dude def has good taste in cars and mental health-related opinions

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 3 месяца назад +190

      It’s hilarious that the kid with schizophrenia is literally the only person in the entire game Nathan constantly cusses at. It’s like he’s personally offended by his very existence.

    • @high_stakes_ikea7087
      @high_stakes_ikea7087 3 месяца назад

      HEY hey hey, man… it’s 2024. Mental health isn’t an excuse and equality means that you can be a fucking asshole with or without schizophrenia lol

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 2 месяца назад +42

      Their dynamic is absolutely brilliant, he's so fed up with him for no reason, it looks like having to deal with him will end up making him quit his job

  • @db2ez_
    @db2ez_ 3 месяца назад +1213

    "Age 70 but fountain works" is all-time rizz

    • @thecolombian8909
      @thecolombian8909 3 месяца назад +18

      100% canthal tilt

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 месяца назад +18

      ​@@thecolombian8909golden ratio ogee curve

  • @jacksonhill7552
    @jacksonhill7552 3 месяца назад +5196

    It’s like a bad translation of a bad translation, the dialogue truly is magical

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +4

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @forbiddenbox
      @forbiddenbox 3 месяца назад +130

      hey, this boy is not normal as hell

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 3 месяца назад +2

      What a beautiful dwang.

    • @ozzy_z
      @ozzy_z 3 месяца назад +85

      like they translated the dialogue from english into japanese then back into english

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ozzy_z Lmao

  • @Legless_Amphibian
    @Legless_Amphibian 3 месяца назад +1922

    "Not normal as hell" is such a great phrase

  • @nuqi
    @nuqi 3 месяца назад +4356

    The dialogue in this game is so wild, it’s like they took a thesaurus and just threw it at the wall to see what stuck.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +16

      my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @phila1417
      @phila1417 3 месяца назад +43

      It honestly feels like they let Emma Stone's character from Poor Things write the script, y'know before she became one of those French girls and expanded her mind

    • @letstawkerrboutmsm8386
      @letstawkerrboutmsm8386 3 месяца назад +20

      Okay check mark guy, make some good comment instead of commenting crappy comments

    • @locket-7714
      @locket-7714 3 месяца назад +4

      @@p-__that’s not possible

    • @sheepthehack
      @sheepthehack 3 месяца назад +41

      It would seem the dialogue is TRANSLATED rather being terrible AI.. as moist said... even AI would have done better... you can tell really by the BAD ASS BOYFRIEND.. they say bad ass.. but everyone acts like hes a scum bag boyfriend.. which is what i think its supposed to mean.. im sure most people got this!!

  • @mingima282
    @mingima282 3 месяца назад +585

    the detectives beef with the son for no reason is honestly amazing

  • @fitzcharles33
    @fitzcharles33 3 месяца назад +2650

    This game had to be written by someone who doesn’t speak English and then used a bad translator. That has to be the reason for the stroke inducing dialog.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 3 месяца назад +273

      Its like someone translated, retranslated it into a different language again using google translate, then copy pasted that into an even worse translator back into english😭

    • @kimbaet3592
      @kimbaet3592 3 месяца назад +210

      The only other available VO language is turkish, so I would guess that's the original language of the game.

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 3 месяца назад +212

      ​@@kimbaet3592Yeah, the devs are Turkish.
      The "badass" boyfriend having a Turkish name was so out of place lol, then the credits rolled. Deniz Bozkurt - translates as Sea Graywolf, which is a perfectly normal name and surname, believe it or not.

    • @King-O-Hell
      @King-O-Hell 3 месяца назад +96

      Dialogue is truly not good as Hell, would say I

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 3 месяца назад +76

      Yeah, most likely an AI translation of dialogue written in another language fed into an AI text-to voice program. This is why having loads of actual skilled translators able to write subtitles or dubbed vocals is an amazing gift to humanity that lets us all share culture. If we let Chat GPT negotiate at the UN it'll be DEFCON 1 in minutes.

  • @jonolas1626
    @jonolas1626 3 месяца назад +1405

    "Age seventy but the fountain works, huh?" goes even harder than "that was a double flusher"

    • @Turd_Burglar804
      @Turd_Burglar804 3 месяца назад +82

      Old but still got that WAP.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 3 месяца назад +33

      “But I only heard one flush”

    • @bshap495
      @bshap495 3 месяца назад +101

      The fact that she doesn't even look close to 70 really adds to it.

    • @meme13100
      @meme13100 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bshap495the magic if money.

    • @isovas_og
      @isovas_og 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@bshap495the 70 year old the game is talking about is most probably the dead guy

  • @Bizzeplayn
    @Bizzeplayn 3 месяца назад +380

    Player to Devs: "Did you hire a proofreader before releasing this game?" Devs: "not know"

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 месяца назад +35

      But fountain still works!

    • @lester5927
      @lester5927 2 месяца назад +4

      well well well if it isnt the bizze himself

  • @nikolascoates
    @nikolascoates 3 месяца назад +306

    Imagine you're Richard, and this detective walks up, takes your tissues and nudie mags, and just leaves

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 месяца назад +24

      And that's the most normal interaction in the game.

  • @gunkwizardry
    @gunkwizardry 3 месяца назад +1183

    this game shouldve been called AI Noir because theres no way this was even prompted by a human

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 3 месяца назад +85

      also for how insane the dialogue is, im surprised by how cinematic some of the scenes are. while its not even accurate to how suspects are treated in investigations, i did enjoy that little cutaways to suspects getting mugshots taken as a sort of introduction. plus the graphics look decent enough, but im not entirely sure how easy it is to make games in unreal engine now, so these might all be drag-and-drop assets or something

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 3 месяца назад +56

      It's most likely a bad translation and lazily having text-to-speech/AI voices instead that dragged what would normally be a not-too-bad game into a fun-bad game

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 3 месяца назад +41

      AI is way better than this. They machine translated this shit but used a translator that was clearly not powered by AI. Seems like they even tried to translate some stuff themselves, I mean how else did they end up with "gluck"? Then they used some basic ass text-to-speech and called it a day.

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@gunkwizardryYeah the animation at times is honestly pretty good but usually it's freaky and over exaggerated. I might guess they have some automation process for that too and it happened to look good at times.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +4

      "LA Noir at home"

  • @SalKhayer
    @SalKhayer 3 месяца назад +2369

    If this game came out in 1998, it would have been so revolutionary.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 3 месяца назад +53

      I turned 11 that year and this is so true hahaha

    • @Based_Gigachad_001
      @Based_Gigachad_001 3 месяца назад +66

      No way. Stuff like fallout existed.

    • @MisterChubz
      @MisterChubz 3 месяца назад +41

      1898

    • @unmorcipan
      @unmorcipan 3 месяца назад +55

      Almost every game from the past 10 years would've been revolutionary in 1998

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 3 месяца назад +42

      Not really? 1998 had amazing games, it was one of the peak years for the industry. Metal Gear Solid released that year. Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill...

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 3 месяца назад +421

    "Of course! I have no one I can sleep together anymore!"
    "This boy is not normal as hell..."
    🤣🤣

    • @LawrenceofCanadia
      @LawrenceofCanadia 3 месяца назад +8

      I am absolutely losing it at this line 😂

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +35

      "mocking with me is not the time, your father is dead, you know?"
      'yes, but he's not the only one died. hahahaha'
      "what do you mean?"
      'that's what i exactly said'
      "did the death of your father not get you down?"
      (sarcastic) 'yes, i have no-one i can sleep together anymore'
      this is award-winning writing, let's be real. gold medal for 'most unintentionally comedic dialogue'

    • @danieln6700
      @danieln6700 3 месяца назад +7

      No one I can sleep together anymore lmao

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 месяца назад +424

    "That boy is not normal as hell." is such a great way to describe someone that laughs manically, says there was more than one person that died, and admits to having slept in the same bed as his father.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 2 месяца назад

      to be fair it says in his description it was because he was scared of the dark. And if we believe the "doctors say my brain age is 7" (and the fact he is schizophrenic) then it's just Nathan being a massive asshole to someone who is severely mentally ill.

  • @tylerwatson9079
    @tylerwatson9079 3 месяца назад +570

    “Im starting to think there wasn’t a murder. I think the husband killed himself”

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 месяца назад

      The Husband was the only normal one, he killed himself to escape the society of ChatGPT NPC.

  • @Shade-qu1dn
    @Shade-qu1dn 3 месяца назад +567

    The more the detective asks questions, the more the English language breaks down.

    • @RealRushinRussian
      @RealRushinRussian 3 месяца назад +55

      Exactly, it starts off with some mildly weird choices of words here and there only to slowly devolve into an incoherent mess, man I swear I wouldn't pull it off this well if I intended it. I love this game so much lmao

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 месяца назад +10

      It's like he's getting violently bludgeoned over the head every time he interviews a new witness.

  • @DJPINK907
    @DJPINK907 3 месяца назад +268

    “age 70 but the fountain works huh?” is absolutely diabolical

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 2 месяца назад +13

      Never would have guessed she was 70 tbh

    • @LeonardoStupidKenway
      @LeonardoStupidKenway 2 месяца назад +3

      Im taking that phrase for the future.

  • @rawbertrapsnwf7738
    @rawbertrapsnwf7738 3 месяца назад +150

    The talk to James ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DEAD GUY
    ABSOLUTELY SENT ME

  • @KinreeveNaku
    @KinreeveNaku 3 месяца назад +898

    8:40 “I am a mother, and because mothers are mothers, I think you should know that because I am a mother, I am a mother.”

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 3 месяца назад +39

      they could be lying but affirmation they did

    • @EALoArt
      @EALoArt 3 месяца назад +14

      What is all this speaking?

    • @Goozero1
      @Goozero1 3 месяца назад +2

      That's whatever you want to understand

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 3 месяца назад +19

      Shakesphere WISHES he was this good at dialogues

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 3 месяца назад +9

      Nice Kamala Harris impression.

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 3 месяца назад +2197

    Voice acting is almost as good as Vaudevillle. Must be AAAA.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +4

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @bananafactory4508
      @bananafactory4508 3 месяца назад +57

      Pretty sure it’s ai generated

    • @dreamcast.0
      @dreamcast.0 3 месяца назад +6

      I cant believe its not made by the same people! OR it is and they're using another name

    • @ZOOMONETAPS
      @ZOOMONETAPS 3 месяца назад +34

      These Quadruple A games are outstanding

    • @_Lucalan_
      @_Lucalan_ 3 месяца назад +7

      I’ll have you know that the God-tier game devs at Ubisoft are capable of creating the coveted AAAA games 🙄

  • @randomgarbage5938
    @randomgarbage5938 3 месяца назад +179

    30:38 '"talk to james"......... what do you MEAN talk to james hes the DEAD GUY! hes fucking dead! james is the victim! talk to him via what, ouija board??' has to be my new favourite chat interaction. not only the reaction but the absolute shut down and silence as it slowly sinks in before the outrage

    • @optiTHOMAS
      @optiTHOMAS 2 месяца назад +7

      Indeed! 😅🤣👌🏻

    • @nicholasdubendorf6824
      @nicholasdubendorf6824 10 дней назад +3

      At this point, I think talking to James the dead man would've been the only way he'd have gotten a straight answer given the circumstances 😂

  • @Needs-You
    @Needs-You 3 месяца назад +208

    The weird replies makes for a great difficulty slider, imagine investigating a death and everyone in the area tries to give you a headache at every step.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +37

      "hey guys, let's gaslight this detective into thinking he had a stroke/brain aneurysm"

    • @ClussyPomni
      @ClussyPomni 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ChopsManyonBatman every time he tries to interrogate a person in Arkham Asylum:

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 2 месяца назад +2

      bot

    • @heliodorable4612
      @heliodorable4612 Месяц назад +1

      so basically ace attorney

  • @theelusivera1der575
    @theelusivera1der575 3 месяца назад +773

    I love how you just go through the house taking all their expensive belongings. "Ah yes, I need this expensive jewelry box, along with this designer purse for my investigation!!!"

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад

      my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @Boney4000
      @Boney4000 3 месяца назад +42

      They're utilizing old school RPG logic. Other's possessions are your loot

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 3 месяца назад +58

      maybe that's why the detective fled the scene at the end

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 3 месяца назад

      Ah, a delicious bottle of Dom Pérignon, yes, we'll need this for the investigation.. is that watch a Tudor ? I will definitely need to confiscate that. I'll put it on my wrist for safe keeping. Is that your car parked in the garage?
      😂
      it's hilarious until you find out that a surprising amount of police departments actually do this, keeping up to 90% of profits without the need of charging anyone with a crime or even give a reason. Just search 'policing for profit' and your find wild statistics, and hundreds of cases where people's cars, valuables, even their life savings are confiscated as civil forfeiture.

  • @aytugk
    @aytugk 3 месяца назад +208

    The moment i saw "Age 70 but fountain works" I understood the dev is Turkish haha. In Turkish that saying is "Yaş 70 iş bitmemiş" and the dev actually did good job translating that even though it might sound weird for native English speakers. Also this is pretty much the same reason for every dialogue weirdness in the game.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +23

      big turkiye W - their translations carried this game
      Pog or Dog game show idea:
      turkish->english translation OR AI-generated dialogue?

    • @mieszkopol
      @mieszkopol 3 месяца назад +28

      There was a Turkey map of earthquakes in one of the rooms. devs are 100% turkish

    • @grdjf
      @grdjf 3 месяца назад +1

      What does the phrase actually mean?

    • @aytugk
      @aytugk 3 месяца назад +50

      @@grdjf It means exactly the way what people thought. Age is 70 but sexually still functioning 😂

    • @martin-pz6ds
      @martin-pz6ds 2 месяца назад +6

      i dont get why people would put so much effort into making a game and then google translate the writing

  • @maximum8414
    @maximum8414 3 месяца назад +106

    "This boy is not normal as hell" is the only coherent sentence in this game

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +14

      i love the awkward intonation of some dialogue. like how alicia really put HEAVY stank on 'yes sir, i'm SO sorry.' @ 16:54

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 3 месяца назад +554

    Simultaneously, Nathan is fortunately the best detective in their small town and unfortunately the best detective in their small town.....

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 3 месяца назад

      Just like a detective is to a small town he is a detective to a small town.

    • @thequietfox
      @thequietfox 2 месяца назад

      hes the best choice and the worst choice

  • @frozenwarrior1354
    @frozenwarrior1354 3 месяца назад +644

    20:16 imagine a detective walking up to you and just saying "i need to go" and then walking to another person to question

    • @amromsr5463
      @amromsr5463 3 месяца назад +41

      Commander Shepard apprpves

    • @cerealchimp6957
      @cerealchimp6957 3 месяца назад +18

      It's like walking up to your crush and suddenly getting too nervous

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +7

      kinda feel like that would be more intimidating than direct questioning

  • @PinEthan
    @PinEthan 3 месяца назад +56

    I like how picking up a painting unlocks new dialogue options but finding a literal knife doesn’t

  • @OdinCasts
    @OdinCasts 3 месяца назад +43

    "her fuckin' badass boyfriend" almost killed me IRL, I was eating a slider and nearly choked to death

  • @SemperFi_EDC_Guy
    @SemperFi_EDC_Guy 3 месяца назад +620

    "70, but fountain works!"
    That's gonna be my new line to "what's up".

    • @NormalManE
      @NormalManE 3 месяца назад +24

      "DEDECTIVE" 💀

  • @daminox
    @daminox 3 месяца назад +484

    12:37 this whole sequence with the kid is a fever dream

    • @ImTanasinn
      @ImTanasinn 3 месяца назад +16

      that made me laugh so bad

    • @CanoCapo
      @CanoCapo 3 месяца назад +3

      Haha nice one Mate 😂

    • @TheMosayat
      @TheMosayat 3 месяца назад +2

      It legit made my brain malfunction

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 3 месяца назад +77

    I love how it starts out "okay" with the dialogue, despite the speech to text.
    But as you go along, it just begins devolving and getting worse in its grammar and sentence structure.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 месяца назад +7

      It's like a fucking Caretaker album.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 3 месяца назад

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Can you explain that? Sorry, I'm not sure what that means 😅

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 месяца назад +7

      @@DragoNate the Caretaker? That's the guy who does all those albums that simulate the advancing stages of dementia, like _Everywhere At The End Of Time._

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 3 месяца назад

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Oh interesting, I think this is the first time I'm hearing about this. Just took a listen to Stage 5 - yeah, definitely just slightly disturbing lol

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 месяца назад +28

    With just how much the game emphasizes the boyfriend being a badass, I half-expected him to show up out of nowhere and drop-kick the sheriff when he pulled out the gun

  • @scotthewitt258
    @scotthewitt258 3 месяца назад +237

    Age 70 but fountain works had to be the BEST euphemism EVER for "The guy was old, but didn't need blue pills".....

  • @astrooptics5258
    @astrooptics5258 3 месяца назад +312

    imagine if you woke up one day and everybody started talking like they do in this game

    • @milehighyt2097
      @milehighyt2097 3 месяца назад +44

      i would start questioning if i had a stroke

    • @martinpadilla5224
      @martinpadilla5224 3 месяца назад +20

      That actually sounds terrifying 😱

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +3

      Prayge hope ppl talk like this somewhere on earth

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ChopsManyon southern India.

    • @Skelz1196
      @Skelz1196 3 месяца назад +4

      I think I'd just wander off into the woods by myself forever if that happened, lol.

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 3 месяца назад +58

    "This boy is not normal as hell."
    -A normal as hell dude

  • @_timC_
    @_timC_ 3 месяца назад +55

    “Age seventy but fountain works” got me dying 💀

  • @eadiblecheese7593
    @eadiblecheese7593 3 месяца назад +465

    i love the ai voice really immerses myself into thinking the game was chatgpted

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @Vuuduu
      @Vuuduu 3 месяца назад +1

      *Don't translate……*
      *भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

    • @BrianOrEric
      @BrianOrEric 3 месяца назад +1

      Ok

    • @kidd4551
      @kidd4551 3 месяца назад +41

      Yeah It does feel like a human didn't really revise this game at all. They just let ai take the wheel and called it day. While I don't mind the ai voice too much, it doesn't help its case

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 3 месяца назад +3

      Is that first comment ChatGPT'd?

  • @loooongneck
    @loooongneck 3 месяца назад +262

    I was listening to this through an earbud at work and “Age 70 but fountain works” had me fucking cracking up in public

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 3 месяца назад +16

      That's literally what I just did, I was fussing at coworkers and in a bad mood and then that part made me laugh out of nowhere so now I look like a lunatic 😂

  • @legrandtheiii2572
    @legrandtheiii2572 3 месяца назад +21

    "Like, why am I picking up Condoms and Pearl Necklaces?!" question of the century right there.

  • @MewronYT
    @MewronYT 3 месяца назад +148

    So bad that it's actually good.

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 3 месяца назад +122

    I like that no matter who you choose as the murderer, it’s implied they would find the sheriff’s fingerprints on the gun anyways like 20 seconds after you pin the suspect

    • @xuanbachlai5371
      @xuanbachlai5371 3 месяца назад +16

      maybe who you choose will be the murderer? multiple endings? lol

  • @Drakken780
    @Drakken780 3 месяца назад +716

    Caught the last half of the stream on this game. Peak cinema.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +1

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 3 месяца назад +16

      Same, haha. That was painfully tedious for him but it was hilarious. Gotta give him props for the determination, lol

    • @frozenwarrior1354
      @frozenwarrior1354 3 месяца назад

      @@p-__ timothy 2:12

  • @uselesscattle
    @uselesscattle 3 месяца назад +38

    Screw the murder, homie just wants to know why she is staying at a job she hates

  • @deepdesai6882
    @deepdesai6882 3 месяца назад +35

    “Age seventy but fountain works”
    Jesus😭😭😭

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 3 месяца назад +278

    "The sound of silence" Is a banger of a song though.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 3 месяца назад +7

      Millennial here, Simon & Garfunkel is one of the better boomer groups imo.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@ember-brandtBoomers made the best music. All the spare time and money they had gave them lots of opportunity for creativity.

    • @drvictorvondooooom103
      @drvictorvondooooom103 3 месяца назад

      Lmao not even close ​@@drunkenhobo8020

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 3 месяца назад +2

      That fact you saw me an thought im not a Millennial just aged me into a boomer, thanks chief. @@ember-brandt

  • @alexhancock6316
    @alexhancock6316 3 месяца назад +56

    Best part is 19:00 where the detective asks the KANSAS resident if he has a license for a gun, in KANSAS, USA

  • @KjVicious
    @KjVicious 3 месяца назад +39

    " I need to go. "
    " I need to go. "
    " I need to go. "

  • @angus96elliot
    @angus96elliot 3 месяца назад +31

    "The DECEASED professor James Bennet RETURNS EARLY FROM A PLANNED 2 week business trip. Following his unplanned return, he becomes the victim of a MURDER for an unknown reason."
    Literally the 1st sentence of the game and I'm here for 10 minutes confused at this riddle? was he dead and then murdered or murdered then dead?

  • @Cobbler7572
    @Cobbler7572 3 месяца назад +62

    I can’t believe I was there, live, for the “dumbest game I ever played”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @Stogiewise
      @Stogiewise 3 месяца назад

      😮

  • @mvlad8725
    @mvlad8725 3 месяца назад +18

    As a translator, I think reclassifying this game to the "horror" genre would be more appropriate.

  • @RozettaVyper
    @RozettaVyper 3 месяца назад +60

    "Doctor's say my brain age is 7"
    Good. I'm happy we were told the developer's intelligence.

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 месяца назад +1

      More like 7 months

    • @hwacha4911
      @hwacha4911 16 дней назад +1

      He is clearly not stupid tho. It’s not easy task to complete a video game, he had to learn coding, write a script, find right assets etc. You will never know until you try to undertake something like this.
      His only mistake was not hiring someone with good English or even using something like chatgpt or grammarly to fix the dialogue. If he did though, we wouldn’t get this gem lol.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 3 месяца назад +17

    If Oblivion NPCs and these characters ever met, reality would implode

  • @reesebuholtz5114
    @reesebuholtz5114 3 месяца назад +56

    I now have abs from laughing non stop dear god that was hilarious

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes 3 месяца назад +4

      "He is trying to fling mud on me!"

  • @chamwow168
    @chamwow168 3 месяца назад +20

    "age seventy but fountain works" is wild. I couldn't come up with that if I tried for months

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 3 месяца назад +11

    The fact the Sheriff was even an option was enough to make it obvious. What a game.

  • @thelastroseofsummer2817
    @thelastroseofsummer2817 3 месяца назад +19

    “This boy is not normal as hell” - My new favorite phrase

  • @greyyy.tttmmmccc
    @greyyy.tttmmmccc 3 месяца назад +75

    "What argue? I wonder about what"
    -the detective 💅

  • @ur_mad458
    @ur_mad458 3 месяца назад +31

    “Not know” killed me 😭😭😭

  • @bebopblue
    @bebopblue 3 месяца назад +23

    The AI voices are hilarious with the broken dialogue. But the facial animations are pretty good. Rose just makes this face right here 5:21

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 месяца назад +1

      What? These animations are janky and uncanny af
      It's never a great animation, what game you're looking at lol

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 2 месяца назад +1

      The people who developed this game clearly didn't know how to use these AI assisted tools to make the facial expressions, the scripts, and the translation, and ended up with this mess of a game. They trusted into them way too much.

  • @one_inch_wonder
    @one_inch_wonder 3 месяца назад +21

    "I suspect him as hell." Agreed mom, agreed.

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 3 месяца назад +36

    “What argue? I wonder about what.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died

  • @eldritchbidoof
    @eldritchbidoof 3 месяца назад +14

    I am convinced that the dialogue in this game was done by just dropping a small octopus on the computer keyboard and letting it flail around a while.

  • @sevionus80
    @sevionus80 3 месяца назад +14

    6:23 - He was still thinking about Rose xD

  • @andrewnguyen6846
    @andrewnguyen6846 3 месяца назад +11

    The mother line is like a minimum word requirement on an essay

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 3 месяца назад +11

    This was definitely a game. But at least the fountain is still working at age 70.

  • @garrettcreedon8998
    @garrettcreedon8998 3 месяца назад +18

    That first interaction with Thomas had me TWEEKIN😂😂

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад +4

      he deserves a game award nomination for best supporting character

  • @Artemis-A24
    @Artemis-A24 Месяц назад +4

    "Mom, I want LA Noire"
    "You already have that game at home"
    *LA Noire at home:*

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 2 месяца назад +8

    "This boy is not normal as hell" 💀

  • @obskewerd3992
    @obskewerd3992 3 месяца назад +29

    This entire game feels like an Internet Historian NordVPN ad.
    “Just going to uh, take these shoes.. as evidence” 😂

  • @_KyleR
    @_KyleR 3 месяца назад +28

    one of your best videos ever, this game was so funny to watch

  • @Krankidor334
    @Krankidor334 3 месяца назад +11

    Love that the joint you find says "derived from leaves of the coca plant" so it's essentially a cocain cigarette

  • @AntivenomOW
    @AntivenomOW 3 месяца назад +11

    5:03 This must be the most awkward thing I‘ve ever heard 😂

  • @sydbrown310
    @sydbrown310 3 месяца назад +12

    This sounds like some show my parents would watch as I'm half asleep not really paying attention to what I'm hearing

  • @nomadikoslykos3386
    @nomadikoslykos3386 3 месяца назад +14

    i do think the little introductory photoshoot is a cool transition

  • @derekeastman7771
    @derekeastman7771 3 месяца назад +5

    The characters all seem to want to play semantic games but the writing is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t understand even if they were speaking plainly. Truly one of the games of all time.

  • @ricomcavoy3724
    @ricomcavoy3724 3 месяца назад +13

    28:56 “what the hell do you think you are telling?” Was crying at this 😂😂

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 3 месяца назад +9

    "Age seventy but fountain works" +100 rizz right there

  • @jayq8354
    @jayq8354 3 месяца назад +13

    … I think we found where Disney gets their scripts from

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 месяца назад

      Not woke enough for Disney

    • @Cervidae
      @Cervidae 2 месяца назад

      @@user-os7ec4dm8x disney hates the gays

    • @AlexLopez0506
      @AlexLopez0506 Месяц назад

      @@user-os7ec4dm8x thanks for telling on yourself.

  • @aceghost1074
    @aceghost1074 3 месяца назад +11

    What would have been a half cool idea: "maybe this game the detective is having a psychoactive break and words aren't making sense anymore, the more you find the more words start to right themselves and you have to use the new clean dialogue with the scrambled shit, or otherway around"

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 3 месяца назад

      or flip it and the more evidence gathered = more time passed = accelerated mental break. solve the case before the detective's brain rots

  • @jamesdagmond
    @jamesdagmond 3 месяца назад +11

    "This boy is not normal as hell."

  • @ivandude1018
    @ivandude1018 3 месяца назад +12

    “ yes. I have no one I can sleep together anymore “ WHHHAATTT

  • @aceghost1074
    @aceghost1074 3 месяца назад +20

    Ah a story based game, using the English language, where no one speaks English as a first language.
    Truly a work of art

  • @elvisnotdead2149
    @elvisnotdead2149 3 месяца назад +14

    this boy is not normal as hell

  • @GlennGorblin
    @GlennGorblin 3 месяца назад +9

    I fell in love with this game as soon as a heard "a murder" "what?!"

  • @BlueValleyTS
    @BlueValleyTS 3 месяца назад +9

    “The deceased professor” “murdered for an unknown reason” huh, I bet the murder weapon was the poison for James, the poison specifically chosen to kill James, James’ poison. It’s a bad sign when the first sentence is that rambling, and worded so unclearly that it makes me think a ghost went on a business trip.

  • @shadowozey
    @shadowozey 3 месяца назад +8

    “WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”

  • @KCavvy
    @KCavvy 3 месяца назад +6

    Mystery Extravaganza: The Case of the 2 Hour Non-Refundable

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 месяца назад +7

    I swear, this dialogue in this game was written by an alien or a skinwalker desperately trying to imitate human speech.

  • @starstruck2348
    @starstruck2348 3 месяца назад +22

    This is the funniest video from charles ive seen in a while bro 😂

  • @lonniecynth2240
    @lonniecynth2240 2 месяца назад +4

    friendship ended with Vaudeville, now Nathan Morgan: Dilemma is new favorite playthrough

  • @BavarianG
    @BavarianG 3 месяца назад +11

    What argue? I wonder about what.

  • @OTBgames73
    @OTBgames73 3 месяца назад +11

    This game is what would happen if you asked an AI to make a Dark Pictures game.

  • @bearidotindisguise
    @bearidotindisguise 3 месяца назад +8

    16:54 yes sir I'm sooooo sorry 😕

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 3 месяца назад +9

    I think the developers made this whole game with AI because they wanted to play their own game without spoilers.

  • @quack9355
    @quack9355 3 месяца назад +5

    This game is straight out of a fever dream after you grinded some Detective games.

  • @uqbahkabir7864
    @uqbahkabir7864 3 месяца назад +2

    Every second piece of dialogue from this has me in tears and I'm just a third of the way through.

  • @rustysponge
    @rustysponge 3 месяца назад +26

    i love how big moist always seeks out the dumbest games to play, truly a good progression on my brainrot ❤

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial 3 месяца назад

      Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial 3 месяца назад

      Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof.

    • @rustysponge
      @rustysponge 3 месяца назад

      @ChrisShafferOfficial man you are disgusting fucking worm, its truly incredible

    • @konstantino2009
      @konstantino2009 3 месяца назад

      its more fun