Top 15 Times Eric Cartman Was Correct (South Park Video Essay) (Top 10 List)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Why is Cartman dressed like a filthy janitor? Or a Ghostbuster?
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"i dont make the rules - i just think them up and write them down"
still one of my, if not my all-time, favourite Cartmans lines. still waiting for a time i can use it myself
... but that day will come.
I used it a couple of times, totally worth it, highly recommend
I thought for years that was a Lisa Simpson quote until today
If you want an opportunity just become a dungeon master I’m sure the opportunity will present itself
The funniest thing about Cartmanland is all he had to do was put up a sign that says "Cartman never has to wait in line"
My favorite but obscure time Cartman was right was when he corrected Principal Victoria in "The Cissy" by telling her "gender identity has nothing to do with sexual orientation".
The best lie is an altered truth.
@@schwarzerritter5724 What?
One of the most unsettling feelings to get while watching South Park is thinking "fuck, I really have to agree with Eric here"
In That Hippie Episode Cartman Tried to Warn them but they didn't listen.
WE DIDNT LISTEN!!!
THEY DIDN'T LISTEN
WE.. WE DIDNT LISTEN!!!!
Nowadays those type of hippies would create Twitter/Tumblr account and sucker even more people in.
That episode is based off of many movies of the time.
Technically, TECHNICALLY, Scott Tenorman started it
True.
XD
True, however Cartman definitely ended it in a way more gruesome way than necessary, like he could've just made Scott eat Pig Anus Chili or something and still made his point without needing to feed a ground up person to another person (though I guess Cartman technically screwed himself nearly as much as he did Tenorman since he later found out Scott's Dad was his, meaning he ground up and cooked his own father and fed him to his stepbrother 🤮😂🤮)
Facts. Scott learned a valuable lesson you can’t control how someone will respond after do something to them first. Eric did have a gruesome response but Scott should have just left Eric alone
I am never going to screw with you
The correct phrase in English is "you can't eat your cake and have it too" which makes sense because the cake is now gone, but somehow it got lost in translation going across the pond and ended up with "you can't have your cake and eat it too" which makes no sense. It's just like Americans who say "I could care less" or "Take it with a grain of salt" which are malapropisms of a pinch of salt and a grain of truth. Great video
United States broken euphemisms comes from our broken and drunken English dialect we got from Declaring Independence from Britain because of the Boston Rum Party.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hrare u drunk right now
Similarly, "The customer is always right" is a bastardization as well. It's been misused and misunderstood to have customers get away with BS.
The original quote, "The customer is always right in terms of taste" makes it much clearer. If a customer wants to make a bad purchase, that's their choice.
Not really related, I just want to share a cultural fact that fascinates me.
In russian we have a similar expression to the cake one: "you can't eat your fish and sit on a dick too" ("и рыбку съесть и на хуй сесть"), which is hilarious imo.
First of all, it makes no sense in its absurdity, it just rhythms well. Secondly, sitting on a dick is assumed to be a pleasant and even desirable activity, which is unprecedented in homophobic russian culture.
And this year it is exactly 200 years since the phrase was first documented
Thank you for coming to my ted comment
@@mikeluss6213 , I'm born with Aspergers and ADHD, and I've lived with those disabilities my entire life, but I have family relatives that are alcoholics.
An Anne Frank parody involving a known anti-Kyle caring for the Jewish coded cats is weirdly wholesome in the most "South Park" way possible.
I’m with Kitty. If I ever became a teacher, I would always ask myself, “How do I reech thees keeds?”
With Cartmanland, Cartman could've used his authoritah as the owner to make it so he can skip the lines! Or close the park for one day a week so he can use the park for himself.
PROFIT
As someone who did have his tonsils removed as a child, I was able to talk after the procedure, but due to an infection I had to go back to hospital for a few days and during that time I couldn't speak for around a week
I love how all these times it was whether it was for behaving like a normal kid or just to trick somebody, it even tricks the fans.
26:06 I will admit, this is by far the most funniest use of that "FEED THE FISH" edit that you have haver done... I actually laughed out loud and had to replay it! Great job! 👀
Detective Harris " Damm it. Where were these teachers when I was a kid"?
Today is My Final Day of High School EVER
Nice
Noiice congratulations bro :D
Congratulations lol. Now it's time to be an adult lol
Same here, congratulations to the both of us it seem
Good luck.
Ironically had Cartman kept the theme park he could have built another one just for him and pay the staff using the money from the first park.
I swear i have ear blindness or some shit. I didnt realize that save the rainforest girl was jennifer anniston until you said it. But now i hear it so clearly and i feel so dumb for not realizing it.
Same I had no idea, now it's all I can hear 🤷♀️😹
I've never been able to hear it, but I've always known it was her. For some reason, the voice just sounds interchangeable with any other white female voice actor to me, and im a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston.
Ear blindness? You mean deaf?
Cartmanland reminds me of the fustration of the blocked up toilet blocs from Rollercoaster Tycoon
That "feed the fish," was funnier then what cartmen really said. I cant remember what he said but it was still funnier.
i thought the end of cartmanland was lowkey unfair
IRS screws over everyone except the people that should actually get screwed over like Neil Cuckman.
Why, because the kid who acts holier than thou but can't handle people he doesn't like having a shred of good fortune get his way in the end?
@@garuelx8627sorry could u say that another way?
@@pastorcodymitchell1456Kyle was acting like a self destructive entitled brat the whole episode. He was psychologically going to k himself unless he got his way.
@@garuelx8627 oh you were talking about Kyle lol I agree
Pog Kitty knows Transformers
NGL. I'd love to see her make some transformers videos.
She did a few already thankfully
@@jaythehuman2552 she did one on Konckout and another Star Scream but she hasn’t made more because of copyright strikes
I like Cartman about those healthy food, people want to eat, not to be lectured.
Kitty dropped on some of our last days of high school w kitty kitty so dope
Probably my favorite case of Cartman being "right"? The first Mr. Hankey episode. The man was being hilariously reasonable about a supposed talking piece of crap, and that carried over to Stick of Truth, where he's hating everything to do with Hankey and the sewers.
South Park could have indirectly owned by fox Disney; fox decided they wanted a family show similar to a Simpson.
Then they went to Comedy Central.
Comedy Central is owned by AT&T and WB Studios, so I don't know if that's better or worst than being owned by Disney.
Are they still on comedy Central? I thought they moved to Paramount Plus because everything has been premiering there
@@disgracious1862 , South Park splits the episodes between Paramount and WB Studios because Trey Parker is an obese stoner in real life.
You didn’t include that Cartman knew his family would cease to exist if they stopped Covid
@KittyMonk something you got to make an note of is charter schools are pretty good for people whom have mental and physical disabilities but not everyone is accountable of people with mental or physical disabilities sadly 😢😭😢😭
I’ve seen a few lists like this but I have to say this is has gotta be the best one I’ve seen! Amazing work on this!
I think “Have your cake and eat it too” makes sense only in one circumstance. If what you should do is obvious. Wanting to do something stupid like keeping the cake until it goes stale and wanting to do the logical thing (Eating the cake).
Edit:Also you can deadname one thing other that Twitter, Kanye West. He ain’t Ye.
Ah to any EA executives (past and/or present) stop being a pickpocket
It hella adds to being technically correct when you add the Futurama clip that describes it as the best kind of correct
The reason to have your cake and eat it too feels wrong is like meny idioms it has been butchered with time. To have your cake and eat it too started as a saying to refer to the line "she cannot eat her cake and have her cake.” polite conversation Johnathan swift 1783. It's a second hand idiom referencing another and since that one faded to history the context is lost. Similar idiom to be butchered are blood is thicker than water. Full idiom is the blood of the covenant/battle(both are really common and contemporary to each other) is thicker than the water of the womb. curiosity killed the cat is actually curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back. And Jack of all trades master of none ends with is better than a master of one. Idioms are often co-opted by institutions to promote conformity. Clipping bits off. Similar to how pull yourself up by your boot straps was an insult at one point. Pointing out the impossibility of something.
The phrase is kind of backward. You can't eat cake and still have it in your possession afterward. It's either in front of you or inside you. It's like they episode of Billy and Mandy where Billy was upset because every time he ate his piece of bread, there was less bread in his hand, and eventually, it would be gone.
Small hot take: Kyle being infected with HIV, he brought that upon himself. He laughed at someone with HIV to begin with. And knowing the devious timing Cartman can be on, he should've known that he might've tried something like injection in response. On top of the fact that he was a total hypocrite for a majority of the episode, he was pretty f**ked up for that. I'm not saying Cartman was justified, DEFINITELY not, but Kyle should've that Cartman would do something like that. Plus, he DID laugh at someone with HIV, thinking that it was karma. So yeah, he walked into that one himself 🙄😒
Cartman hitched his wagon to the feminists out of survival. He's a manipulator and does what he has to do to avoid another beating from PC Principle.
I did that in middle school ones. I still have no idea what we walked out for we were just having fun on the lawn, all I could remember is us yelling at cars to honk
Just watched the newest south park special, was really good. Would love a video from you covering it! Keep up the good work Kitty, love your stuff.
14:50
Ironically cartman could just use the STAFF entrance, and give himself priority access to ALL rides. and if people complain they get kicked out with no refund
you remind me of saberspark, maybe it's because the closet furry thing
She's NOT A FURRY! She is kitty monk !(Jk).
Saberspark is very out of the furry closet
@@Leacholotemj , Plague of Gripes is still in the closest about his furry hobbies.
@@Leacholotemjyeah he made peace with that a while ago and even has a sabercat avatar he occasionally uses
I can’t wait for this one as much as cartman can be a little demon there are times he is either right or gose out of his way to help others but that is very rare to happen
I sided with Cartman on the Hippies, Obama, and other topics more so than Stan and Kyle(because Kyle was too preachy). I like that Cartman saying to Kyle "Is he seriously giving a speech now?!" line. The pandemic special was not fair to Cartman.
24:19 the phrase does make sense once you understand it the phrase “it’s like having your cake and eating it too” is basically like saying you can’t still have your cake after it’s eaten you can’t eat the cake and still have the cake, or like the saying phrases it you can’t have your cake and eat it too
24:19 ACTUALLY, small discrepancy, but the phrase "Having your cake and eating it too" DOES actually make sense, at least it did. See, the phrasing was originally "Like *eating* your cake and *having* it too", and when we say "having" we mean like, owning or keeping. It basically means, you can't eat the cake and then still have it to keep afterwards. Either you're in possession of cake, or you eat it and lose the privilege of having it for later. Basically, you can't have it both ways!
I'm unsure why the phrase was eventually switched around but I just have to point this out everytime i hear someone say that
I said this the last time it came up but the reason why Kyle is laughing so hard is because Cartman for many episodes has been making fun of Kyle telling him he has aids, wishing he had aids, etc etc. And while he didn't do it in this episode, Cartman constantly made fun of people with aids.
This
16:05 Fun fact from a former life insurance claims representative: Life insurance benefits are non-taxable as are almost all forms of inheritance.
I am so confused that the cat episode is lower than Cartman Land.
Cartman singing Bear the Bounty Hunter was funny.
"write a diary or something" it's a Anna frank joke, I thought.
26:05 I'm sorry but that "feed the fish" censor is the funniest damn thing I've heard all week. Kudos to you Kitty Monk, that was very well played
Originally that phrase is 'eating your cake but still having it'. That version does make sense.
You forgot about him being right about the bag of gold around Kyle's neck. 😉
I dont understand the whole playing god argument people always say. If keeping someone on life support is playing god, isnt any other life saving method? Like a pacemaker or a major surgery, or anything that keeps you alive when you would have died if they didnt do it
15:15 it’s his park. he could just make a skip all lines pass for himself. i’ve been in one similar and it’s awesome
8:05 know what’s better than carrying mace? A gun. Protect yourself, get a gun.
Doesn't matter, even in context. Just say you're a pro mass violence 2a gun nut psycho and move on.
Aren't you the guy who goes on "leftists channels" and makes rage bait comments? Get a life, a job, hobby, take a shower and go to therapy.
I agree for most people, but some, like myself cant have a off button available to them.
There are days where i definitely wouldve used that butron, so i cant trust myself with it unfortunately. So hot sauce it is.
You're so irresponsible, get two guns. What if you have a friend with you? What if you leave one at home? Dam it, you didn't even include the all mighty shower gun. So that's three.
@@Hippo_Hegemony Well, i was just speaking in generalities, but if ya want to get spacific! You forgot the toilet tank pistol, kitchen, behind the TV, garage, couch cushion, night stand, closet, and the vents.
@trevorphillips1201 thank you sir, I do want specifics.
Doctor: I don't know how to tell you this, Cartman, so I'll let these guys do it.
Kyle: ♪ You have AIDS ♪
Group: ♪ Yes, you have AIDS ♪
Kyle: ♪ I hate to tell you, boy ♪ ♪ that you have AIDS ♪
Group: ♪ You've got the AIDS ♪
Kyle: ♪ You may have caught it when you stuck ♪ ♪ that filthy needle in here ♪ Indicates arm.
Group: ♪ Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here ♪
Kyle: ♪ It isn't clear ♪
All: ♪ But what we're certain of is ♪
Kyle: ♪ You have AIDS ♪
Group: ♪ Yes, you have AIDS ♪
Kyle: ♪ Not HIV,
All: but full-blown AIDS ♪
Group: ♪ Be sure that you see ♪ ♪ That this is not HIV ♪
All: ♪ But full-blown AIDS ♪ ♪ Not HIV, but really full-blown AIDS ♪
Doctor: ♪ I'm sorry, I wish it was something less serious ♪
All: ♪ But it's AIDS ♪ ♪ You've got the AIDS. ♪
I gotta be honest the HIV positive joke was Really good.
i had my tonsils removed when i was 19 due to repeated strep throat. it was so bad it was impacting my ability to breathe - after the surgery I had no tonsils left, and barely a uvula (because the infection spread to it and grew an abcess the size of a dime) - and i was able to talk right after waking up from surgery, as well as the whole recovery week. heavy pain meds def. helped.
The thing i couldn't stand about Cartmanland was the Kyle plot. It begins to show that Kyle's hatred for Eric in the show is downright psychotic and destructive.
Cartman inherets a ton of money? Kyle stresses himself so much he gives himself a life threatening hemorrhoid while playing the victim card the whole time.
Cartman might have more sex appeal than Kyle? Kyle contemplates serial arson.
Cartman took a girl Kyle liked? Kyle takes a page from his mom's book and blames Canada, resulting in having President Garrison launch a nuclear strike at Canada.
People always point the finger at Cartman when he does wrong, which people should, but often tend to make excuses for the other side of the coin.
For Heidi , Kyle was wrong but Cartman litteraly manipulated Heidi 's mind and she became like Cartman . But the difference is unlike Cartman who directly attacks his true ennemy , Kyle wanted to change his mind and the society.
It is why in the later season Kyle isn't Cartman 's rival anymore. Against PC Cartman still found a way to win in the end but Kyle just gave up his ideal and after this he couldn't even say his speechs
1. This was literally right after the Scott Tenorman incident. Stan also wanted to break in too, and Kenny ultimately died in the process(And Kyle only ended up as rough as he was because he tried to climb the fence after getting it and ruptured it).
2. Cartman didn't help, but it was the bullying of the girls and the extremism enabled by the other freaks and uglies that ultimately pushed him to that point. And the girls attempted to kill him later regardless.
3. Cartman went full feeder on Heidi and then tried to turn her into him personality wise, he ended up doing too good a job and losing control of her. Kyle was right about the problem, he just handled it wrong. And the nuke thing specifically was something Garrison already was going to do.
17:43 Ig Cartman letting Kenny die twice and the NASCAR stuff was revenge?
I actually went to Costa Rica! I love the rainforest!! The episode is still funny, though.
The movie you were talking about with Keanu reeves was the day the earth stood still
My favorite moment when Cartman was right was when he told Kyle that he could not be a crusader/templar, because he's a jew, like he always does. Except, this time it was 100% correct.
Dirty pool, but you can limit the premier of your videos to "members only" on RUclips, or otherwise post early premiers to patreon for members there. You're reasonably popular, should see an increase in profit, but as mentioned, dirty pool.
37:18 you were so real for that Kat
It might have already been said, “Having your cake and eating it too,” is about wanting two opposing things at the same time. You can’t have the pretty cake to look at and preserve in all its aesthetic splendor but ALSO want to eat it because you won’t have the cake anymore, and if you don’t eat it, you not be able to enjoy it in the way desserts are meant to be enjoyed ultimately. It’s either you do one thing or the other with the cake, you can’t do both.
The satire of P.C. Principal's and Strong Woman's relationship! 😆 I can't! And by I can't, I mean I can't stop thinking about it without laughing in my head!!!! 🤣😂
You had the opportunity to use the futurama line “The BEST lind of correct” after mentioning the semantics and how cartman’s been technically correct
Image Cartman taking a dump next to Kyle in the hottub and he never be the wiser
"Have your cake and eat it too" was reserved at some point, The original quote was "You can't EAT your cake and have it too"
I mean werent they global warming deniers at the time of the Rainforest episode? It wouldnt be surprising if, at the time, they atleast couldnt care less if it was cut down completely. Theyre not infallable.
The cat thing is the most redeemable thing he has done.
The Crack Baby Basketball episode has me thankful that we got the good ending. By which I mean the real life counterpart (The NCAA) has to pay players who are risking debilitating injuries for either an education or to go pro. All the while College sport video games (with real colleges) are finally coming back.
17:05 sr pelo did this with a short skit called "EL DIA DE PAYASO" where he explained that el dia de payaso is celebrated on el dia de payaso for a minute and a half. After a whole year of premiere waiting time, English speaking viewers were pretty pissed the skit was entirely done in Spanish, but oh boy were they there, ready and waiting.
Cupid me! I only read the description in hopes of figuring out where the "feed the fish" line is from, but I appreciate the hotlines at the bottom.
my headcanon is that Mickey Mouse is the SP universe answer to Loki
Ghostbusters 2016 had nothing to do with women not being funny, but people not being funny: behind the camera, in front of the camera and on the internet.
Most of those women are pretty unfunny in general though
Thanks Net
Honestly I think Kyle's Jewfro is the best part of/about his physical appearance, even though he clearly has low self-esteem about it not only because he just about always wears his hat, but also by the episode "How To Eat With Your Butt", he didn't wanna take off his hat when about to take a picture for Picture Day and even kept on scowling until the photographer told him to smile, and also by the fact that he even wears it to bed.
The original phrase is "you can't have your Kate and Edith too"
So apparently the saying is meant to be “you want to eat your cake and have it too.” Like you can’t eat a cake and still have the cake.
Yeah, and why have the cake if you're not going to eat it?
I think it’s a reference to Queen Elizabeth. Let them eat cake and all that.
Well he was and still is 100% right about Disney....
Yes, but sp was also making fun of people who blame Kathleen Kennedy for "wokeness".
@@jaythehuman2552 , even before Ashoka was over used she's never been a compelling character like 2d Clone Wars Ventress, Mara Jade Skywalker, Slave Leia, Padme, Jaina Solo, Ayala Secura, Darth Talon, and Darth Gean, so yes wokeness isn't the biggest factors on why Elon Musk will own Disney soon, but it is a major factor.
At the point of vomiting, they're so disgusted! And they're not like angry-disgusted like they wanna fire either one of them, they're just appauled-disgusted! 🤣
You can talk it's just quiet and very painful. Screaming is not happening however. I had a tonsillectomy preformed
Cartman's got to be the best South Park character.
IM AM THE DOHG THE BIG BAD DOHG! 9:33 earned a sub right there lol
24:16 I think the phrase alludes to cakes looking nice but eating them means not getting to look at them anymore.
I'm watching "A ladder to heaven," and what are the worst things Kyle's done?
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
15:15 couldn’t cartman just make it so he can skip all the lines because he owned the park
Uh not having a hall pass is what they’re doing wrong 😂😂😂
Every time Cartman says bra, I chuckle.
As early as Cartman Joins NAMBLA, he was wishing that disease on Kyle. Up to the point of giving him the disease in the critter story(and asking him if he has it in Casa Bonita). So Kyle seeing it as karma actually tracks. And MANY of us SP fans agree with Kyle on this one
"Have your cake and eat it to" I meant to mean literally eating a cake and still having the cake after eating it, which is obviously impossible.
This just isn't conveyed well by the saying so it just sounds dumb
And speaking of vomiting and disgust, am I the only fan who think it's hilarious, awkward, and ironic all at the same time that Stan vomits from being in love even though vomiting typically means disgust!? 😆🤣
Honestly, I never want Kyle to dye or straighten his Jewfro and it honestly broke my heart when he shaved it all off in "Ginger Cow". 😢😭
33:23 Kyle is only laughing because it was Cartman. If it were anyone else, he'd be taking it more seriously.
If I had a theme park I either would never go because of the crowds and lines or I would pull a cartman and nobody can come
"Cupid me!"
Sorry, very late, but just a tag line to add to number 14:
Ike is Kyle's little brother, and despite the animosity between Cartman and Kyle throughout the years; there is a genuine friendship between the two. Cartman, knowing Kyle's little brother is being... Well, let's be youtube friendly and put spin on it, "Federally Annexed" by an older woman and still can't conceive of the concept of being exploited and just knows "It feels good, and I like spider man"(odd note, truly weird that Parker's daughter voiced Ike for that bit). Cartman assembles a team to track her down due to "violating a hall pass". Meanwhile, the entire male populace agreeing the over-arching concept of older females SAing young boys is "Cool!", "Nice!"... Even after her that "Lapse in judgment"... Ugh..
Cartman, had to have other people "RECOGNIZE HIS AUTHORITAY", help save his friend/hated enemies' brother, while still come out looking like the ambivalent asshole Parker wants us to believe he is.
47:45 Kitty Monk told me to cheat. For shame! And you're trying to get back into teaching.
Haveing your cake and eating it too i taught i was the only one who hated it and it made no sence
if you eat your cake you no longer have cake because you ate it.