The Huntsman: Winter's War - Movie Review
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- A sequel/prequel/spinoff to "Snow White and the Huntsman has come to us!!...let's just get right into the borefest. Jeremy reviews "The Huntsman: Winter's War"!
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So this is what Thor was doing while cap and iron man were in a civil war...
lol
At least he doesn't have to make out with Bella Swan this time now it's Commander Lewis
+sefo gill LOL, nice :) Yeah, Thor had to take up some odd jobs here and there. Hair product does not pay for itself.
That's why he missed out a great movie for this 😂
😂😂😂
Last year's Cinderella was really good actually.
I agree.
+Jeremy Jahns me too bb
+Jeremy Jahns hi jeremy your great keep up the good work you need it.
+Jeremy Jahns OMG You actually replied!!!! Excuse me while I get my eyeballs back into their sockets.
No it wasn't.
Gritty reboot of Jack and Jill, starring Adam Sandler.
YES!!!!!
Directed by David Lynch. The ending twist it was all the same person with psychotic delusions.
+hollyxdear robot chicken style?
+Liam Hammons robot chicken did it? My best friend and I have a list of all Adam Sandler movies being remade with famous directors. Like woody Allen gets to remake just go with it, Martin Scorsese gets grown ups, Quentin Tarantino gets the wedding singer, Alfred Hitchcock gets click, James wan gets 50 first dates, spike lee gets 8 crazy nights, Spielberg gets that's my boy, Hayoa Miyazaki with hotel Transylvania 2, and Ridley Scott gets the first hotel Transylvania. You get the idea lol
+hollyxdear I want to see these.
So Emily Blunt doesn't play Elsa, she plays someone . . . ELSE. EH?
Anyone? Anyone?
Nope
L
+crazyzorimonkey1 was gonna comment the same
+iBaconJesus o
Someone Elsa
I wasn't going to this movie due to the various bad reviews, but I ended up going with friends and it wasn't bad. Maybe I was expecting it to be very bad, but I was always entertained. Also, everybody is saying that Emily Blunt was awful. I loved both her and Charlize Theron. The one I was expecting to be better was Jessica Chastain. I think she didn't portray the traitorous/indecided part very well, or as well as I expected and wanted. So, it wasn't the movie of the year, but it was entertaining enough to be worth the ticket.
+safy907 I feel like they had a good idea but it was badly executed.
+Goldigga5 The part in the middle, with the romance force fed into us, was a bit much. The rest I thought it was ok. Maybe because I was expecting it to be awful I ended liking it more than it deserve
safy907 I personally didn't mind the romance too much, I'm not even sure what it is that I don't like about it. The film wasn't as bad as people made it seem, but it wasn't good either. I can't see myself watching it again though lol
If anyone had the balls to make a version of "The Little Mermaid" with the real ending, they'd have my respect til the end of times. But that's never gonna happen.
+Marie Alexandrinne Even these fairy tale movies that try to be gritty and dark wouldn't have the balls to make the ending for that.
Charizarzar No they won't, because it's not a "happily ever after" ending...yet that's what makes it beautiful.
There was actually one animated anime version of the little mermaid made around 1975, it follows the Anderson story closely and includes the sad ending. You can easily find it on RUclips if your curious.
sleepinggorilla It's the kind of risk you take when falling in love at first sight XD
00:54 don't you mean, she plays someone Elsa?
ba dum tss!
+STUFFANDSTUFF Cool pun dude.
+WhatIsThePorpous? I'm sorry man just let it go
+STUFFANDSTUFF you're my hero!
+STUFFANDSTUFF #LetLetItGoGo
I didn't think this movie was that bad.
Agreed
Same I quite enjoyed it...
Tanner Knight The consistency with the previous film was bad though.
I saw part of this movie when I was........ don't remember 🤗 .
Dark Peter Pan(not Pan, please). Maybe an origin story(a good one) for Captain Hook. A telling of why he hates Peter and childhood so much
The movie was super boring but the two Queens had beautiful costumes
true
So is Emily Blunt in this...dare I say... What Eddie Redmayne was in Jupiter Ascending?!
Chris stuckman?
Emily Bland
I highly doubt she was as unintentionally funny
Chris stuckman!
+Sean Thurmond haven't watched his review for this yet, Jeremy's was top of my feed, but I'm assuming he said same thing based off your comment?
I want an R rated Thomas the Tank Engine where a rogue train runs people over and it's up to Thomas and Sir Topham Hat to stop him.
That would be hilarious 🤣
Gold.
And one of the trains gets stuck? I cant remember but there was an episode where a train was crushed by gravel or something and so it "died"? It was pretty dark.
I love how "map to Skywalker" is now a reference
The Best Huntsman Line is "This is the worst plan ever.", I'm thinking "Yeah, kind of like the script for this movie." :)
Could you review Purple Rain in honor to Prince's death?
Mulan or Aladdin, those two movies will be badass with a dark twist. I mean war in China, and corrupt Agrabah with guards willing to kill and take your arms for killing
+POPINCONEJO88 actually, this sounds spectacular
So this is why Thor doesn't appear in Civil War.
You totally stole that from another comment 😏
Let's just be thankful it wasn't the Winter Soldier's War. ;)
A rated R Humpty Dumpty
Yes!!!!
Make it a porno about round man with a shit fetish who gets the nickname Humpty Dumpty
Hollywood out of ideas
+AR.ZPoint A Humpty Dumpty movie rated anything other than R would be untrue to the source material.
Wouldn't that just make it about a canon?
Feel bad for Chris Hemsworth, dude just can't seem to star in well received films
I had some fun with it. The key is to walk in half drunk.
A dark beauty and the beast would be really intriguing...
She plays someone... ELSA!
Tara-senpai!
+Harley Quinn Pais!
Take that lame joke elsawhere.
+Luiz Antonio
fucking savage xD
+Tara Babcock Vlogs! (2nd Channel) this comment thread has reached new levels of cheese.
So was Kristen Stewart supposed to be Emily Blunt's baby who fulfills the prophecy and grows up to be more beautiful than Charlize Theron? Does anyone on the planet actually believe that Kristen Stewart is more beautiful than Charlize Theron?
+Matthew Bagg which question is noted or was the whole thing moped.
Nope no way, no one believes that
I personally had a lot of fun with the movie, but I see where you're coming from.
I'm sorry you got bored by it.
I wanna see a dark retelling done right with Hunchback :)
The Night on Bald Mountain segment of Fantasia. If they can find a way to turn that ten minutes of awesomeness into a 2 hour movie so awesome it would make Chernabog himself proud, then I would be the happiest man alive!
Hansel and Gretel Directed by James WanThat story is one of fairy tale horror and creepiness. There's an ever present sense of foreboding the minute the two children find the old lady, while also maintaining a background story that is quite surreal. Wan thrives off stuff like that and he knows how to do horror well without relying on guys and gore. You get a well told fairy tale that is both dark but very true to its roots, without overstepping into an R rating because Wan would make it scary without any gratuitous gore.
I'm I the only one that wants to see Mulan retold with that dark twist? I mean Mulan was already sort of dark but translating that to a good live action adaption sounds pretty good to me.
Elsa was actually based off of the character Emily Blunt represented. That said, she is still the diet-coke.
R-rated Power Rangers, cmon that short film kicked so much ass
Agreeddddddd
That fan-film was making fun of reboots that make everything unnecessarily dark and gritty
Also Power Rangers isn't a fairy tale
Maybe an R rated Cinderella. In the original fairytale the evil stepsisters get their eyes gouged out
+TVBnine I thought the short film was weak, but I wouldn't mind seeing an R-rated Power Rangers.
A gritty beauty and the beast would be pretty interesting if done right.
Lord of the Rings is the greatest trilogy of all time. Id rather talk about LOTR than whatever this was.
Godfather
+Xander Strong nuuuu lotr >>all
+Xander Strong 3 is not that good
Xander Strong The 3rd wasn't good
me too
Can we get an R Rated My Little Pony: Friendship is Dead?
Doesn't make sense as well considering in the 1st movie the Brother claimed he killed Eric's wife.
***SPOILERS BELOW, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED***
Hi Jeremy,
The bar fight was a set-up. There are 2 reasons for this. First, when the queen comes for the mirror in the forest, she explicitly stated that she sent the wife to find him. Secondly, when the brawl "leader" gets his hand cut off, he is surprised, as if that was not part of the plan. The failed brawlers are then seen by the queen and she is happy.
I value your opinion, but I think you rushed this review, as this was a key plot point.
(ps, I feel that you miss read the ice queen. she wasn't supposed to have no emotion and be a warrior. She was conflicted by her feeling towards love. She hates it because her lover killed her baby, but loves it because she loved her daughter. That is why she surrounds herself with her loveless warrior "children". In my opinion, Blunt played her role well, she had an "emotionless face" but showed conflict in her eyes. But that is only opinion. Keep making reviews, love to hear your thoughts, just don't let your boredom make you miss key plot points.)
not just diet coke elsa. it's diet coke everything else.
+innis alarcon The whole L or W thing is so fucking retarded
+RedgraveKennedy L
+RedgraveKennedy The white 10 year olds found out about the L and W jokes from 2013. It will never stop. Its a cancer.
You mean, it's Diet Coke everything Elsa.
Ha ha! See what I did there?
Typical Commenter L
Am I the only one who wouldn't mind seeing a dark retelling of Beauty and the Beast. I love the original Disney movie, but there's just so much material there to make it such an awesome dark retelling.
+Anna Macomber If they do remake it, I hope they do it in a justifying way.
Ooh yes. Theres a book that i like Cruel Beauty thats a dark version of Beauty and the Beast where she has to kill the beast. Wouldnt mind seeing that.
Damn. That's an awesomtacular jacket, Jeremy!
Little mermaid THE WAY HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN INTENDED WHERE SHE DIES!!!!!!!!!
I personally want to see Mulan redone well. :)
The awesome fight scenes, a female warrior kicking ass, the Avalanche scene, too much to count would be amazing to see with real people.
If only
GOD!
I'm hoping live action Mulan will be somewhat decent and entertaining.
There's already a live action of it.
I will never watch this film and not interested in having it recommended to me... But I'm still gonna watch Jeremy's review of it. I do this for many films that he's reviewed.
+JuiceMan Benji haha, I do the exact same with Jeremy and Chris Stuckmann. I'm quite open minded when it comes to films but this pile of cash grab shit doesn't interest me in the slightest. Only confirmed this with Jeremy's review.
This is like the 80th movie about Snow White in the last decade like chill
Emily Blunt played Evil Elsa. Her problem is she just can't Let It Go :)
+Matt Mensing Good luck. I've Taken the joke too far :)
+MisterTutor2010 ...DID WE JUST BECAME BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
Maybe a high stakes 'Humpty Dumpty' Action film!
+Rowan B hahahaah
Jeremy looking like Angry Joe right now lol
THEY DONE FUCKED IT UP!
The only Winter War I'm interested in april is the one in Game of Thrones...winter is coming
Hell yeah playa
This was going to be a Netflix/Hulu watch anyway, and this review further confirms that.
Rumpelstiltskin would make an awesome movie.
just make sure you have robert carlisle as the lead ;p
Ohmagawsh, I independently came to the same conclusion!
Jeremy been rockin' that Loot Crate Deadpool t-shirt a lot lately. He must really like that shirt.
Who's in the notification squad?!
+Darian Davis I'm here lads
Yea...
no
+The Incredible Sulk fat
fuck off
Can we have a moment of silence for the death of the music legend, Prince. And the wrestler Chyna.
Please review the next UFC.
I don't think he will but it would be amazing if he did
I'm loving your hair now! good to see your style changing.
I would really love to see a dark and mature movie version of Blue Beard, as far as I know this one hasn't been tackled by Hollywood so far!
I want to see a really, really gory R-rated version of Shrek where he kills and rapes people and ends up saving a princess which makes him kind of anti-hero
And rapes people 😅😅😂😂😭😭
wtf you want to see a big green ogre rape people?
David Forslund i think it could be a great way of showing us the darker side of shrek
Shrek is love
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
So this is where thor was while Ironman and captain america were trying to kill each other
+Frederic La Roche boss boss BOOOOSSSSS
I'd like to see a live action The Sword in the Stone.
+Travis Yoder
That, if done right, could be cool.
Alex Jones' Ego Ikr, all I can see is Ian McKellen as Merlin
Travis Yoder
Cool! Michael Cera could be Arthur!!!
Classic! I got the Nyquil ad right before watching you fall asleep during this review. Did you set that up? Perfect!
I complain all the time about how movie trailers today give away too much, but for this movie Jeremy and the trailer just saved me $11.50, Ratchet and Clank here I come!
i think a dark retelling live action little mermaid or aladdin would be pretty cool
Either a Pinochio horror movie or a live action Shrek with more adult comedy. I would watch them
+MtMarshi there was a Pinocchio horror movie
There is a darker version of Pinnochio coming out next year, I think.
I literally get out of the cinema after the huntsman discover that his wife was alive
I didn't watch the first Snow White movie. But my sister dragged me into this one, thus my expectations were pretty low. But I was very pleasantly suprised by this movie. It had a lot of little twists and turns that suprised me multiple times and made the story (at least for one who isn't familiar with the franchise) somewhat unpredictable so that the grand finale is very satisfying when you're there. Yes, Emily Blunts charackter and performance were a little boring, but Charlize Theron was, after Mad Max, AGAIN super awesome and cool! The slight notes of humor with the dwarfes also worked for me, so a big recommendation for newcomers to the franchise.
Gotta admit I have no intention of seeing this movie, but the picture of Jungle Book saying "not a fairy tale" was brilliant!
Review Indiana Jones please!!
I think Mulan could actually be really badass if it was done live action. With the right director of course.
Boy, do I have news for you
You poor soul
Live action Aladdin might be interesting :)
Chirag lol three years later
I really liked your idea in the jungle book review of doing a live-action lion king. That could be a dark, gritty story and it could be brilliant. As for fairy tales, I've always thought it would be very cool to do a gruesome reselling of red riding hood, mainly focused on (cringe warning) the woodcutter/ hunter trying to find and kill a huge beast which is terrorizing his village. I actually got well into an original story similar to this, where the story begins with the hunter's failure to protect red from the wolf, and he is the only survivor at granny's house. Now, that could be campy and awful, but if it's done well, and realistically (somewhat like the tone of the Revenant) it could be awesome.
I would really like to see a dark-but-well-done retelling of "Rumpelstilzchen"--that story has a lot of interesting potential. Oh, and "The Boy Who Could Not Shudder" would make an AWESOME movie, too.
This movie is my guilty pleasure
I've seen it twice now and I could totally see it again
+Nathan Schaefer ...why
I fancy Jeremy Jahns so much more when he dresses all rugged like that.
I'd like to see Treasure Planet done in live action, but not dark. More like Guardians of the Galaxy style.
My favorite disney guilty pleasure.
+D Mar Treasure planet was the shit.
+Zephyr116 what did you just say?you fucking what?nah i respect your opinion but rly?
The Brawler
Okay.
The Brawler he said it was the shit, which means it kicked ass.
Personally I LOVED it.
+jeremyjahns I'm probably super late but I just realized your opening is the guitar riff from the first ninja turtles movie and I love it!
They already made a cool and dark telling of Snow White in the 90s called Snow White: A Tale of Terror that started Sigourney Weaver as the Queen.
OMG I really liked the movie 😅😆 lol still love you Jeremy!!
aye elevation church 🙏
+Quintin Hunt ???what lol
+D'Anna Pope you had a elevation church sermon on your page I go there lol
+Quintin Hunt oh cool lol I didn't know anyone looked at my page to be honest 😂
Just port Fables to the big screen.
I know you can't take much from a preview, but Emily looked to really deliver in that. The scream she gives, apparently when her daughter is being taken away or something, is full of such horror and dread.
i'd really love to see a Red Riding Hood horror movie - the one that came out X years ago was all right (a bit too 'twilight' imo) but I would really love to see a very practical, gritty version of it without the focus on romance. And there is a Swedish folklore story about Skogsrået (a creatures that lives in the Woods and looks like a woman from the front, but a hollowed out tree from the back). There are several really cool and interesting norse stories that would make super cool movies!
+ThePhantomBeaver If they could find someone that could make a really great were-wolf movie then Red Riding Hood would be cool. Just seems like it's so hard to find a really good, creepy, scary, were-wolf movie these days.
On one hand, I totally agree. Emily Blunt probably would not have been playing The Ice Queen and The Ice Queen probably would not be in this movie had it not been for the success of Elsa in Frozen. HOWEVER, Elsa in Frozen and the movie Frozen, itself, would not have existed if not for the prior existence of the fairy tale of The Ice Queen, which Emily Blunt's character of The Ice Queen in this movie was also based on. :)
Also, not only was Thor confused as to which war he was supposed to be in, but the confusing for him may have been compounded by the fact that it was far too early and there were far too few characters to really call Cap3 Civil War, and this version of Civil War centered around what to do about Bucky, a guy called The Winter Soldier, and Captain America: Civil War may have been more precisely called Captain America: Winter's War (or skirmish, not so much of a war, but you get the idea).
Mighty Thor (because we all know that Chris Hemsworth is not a real person, but just the human persona of the real-life Thor) was probably lounging on his father's throne looking at nude Snapchat pics of Jane when Heimdall came to him and said "You've got mail." Thor looked at the manuscript, thought the "huntsman" part sounded familiar, but didn't pay any attention to it, then saw the words "Winter's War."
"Ah! We are taking arms against the captain's wayward friend in this glorious tale. Have at thee!"
"She doesn't play Elsa, she plays someone..... ELSAAAAA
She doesn't actually play Elsa she plays someone els-a
Slow clap
w
And the crowd goes mild
That joke was already made.
+NoName ok my W is revoked
the thing is JJ, most of the "Dark Versions" are the true versionss of the stories before Disney got a hold of the stories, the original versions of these fairy tales are fucking dark
very good point
I'm not really a big fan of Tim's Alice, so that one done well would be nice to have.
The jacket looks cool though, even though you felt tired.
diet coke elsa
What I took from this, is that Emily Bland plays someone elsa.
wow on the real though....aside from thor, and rush what good movies has Hemsworth been in
+WATCHD0G Rush was pretty good.
+WATCHD0G I liked him in Star Trek ;)
If u co sided the avengers good then them maybe
UnNuclear LMAO
Cabin in the woods?
I usually agree with your reviews and believe me when I say I hated this film but there's one aspect of your analysis I disagree with
I think Emily Blunts character could've had a few better scenes towards the end but I think in general it had the biggest nuance and symbolism to it (the fact that she 'had' to become loveless but never really did because the children were 'her'children and she never wanted to hurt them purposely ie she didn't want to send them to a war they couldn't win - against snow white) and I think Emily played that really well (it brought back her stiffness from Devil Wears Prada but in a much more serious way) I think she was perfectly caste and in an assumed lovelessness role that didn't really require heartlessness although some of the scenes could've been written better
I didnt watch the first one. Is it worth it? I dont know not really a fan of Kirsten Stewart so i missed the first one.
Dark retelling of Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Swan Lake, Children of Lir, Beauty and the Beast and Tir Na Nog.
why can't they make it like wolf among us
That would be fables
That would actually be pretty cool.
+ImDone Because it requires actual effort.
+Toryhan Ferguson lmao a "friend"
Little Red Riding Hood done as suspense horror. The key is to find a good young child actress to play the role as red.
+magnettoa Already done. A movie with Amanda Seyfried. I think it's called Red Riding Hood.
was it good?
live action Gargoyles
might get this on 4k blu ray when it's out and cheap(universal recently announced support) wont see it at the cinema though..
honestly though i don't want dark retellings, i want more fun retellings? like, the 2015 cinderella and mirror mirror were so much fun to watch! give me more of that please
This performance aside, still want Emily blunt to be Captain Marvel for the MCU
Nah... J law
+kbg12ila Too bad she's tied up with, you know, Fox.
+Bailie Boo I think J law is a mediocre actress and is extremely overhyped. She sucked in hunger games and sucks as mystique
Jacob McClue Why are you telling me this? I was pointing out to the other guy that she ALREADY plays a Marvel character. I think Emily Blunt will do fantastic as Captain Marvel.
Bailie Boo sorry I meant to reply to him
She doesn't play Elsa, she play's someone else... a
+The President You really felt the need to steal that joke from another comment?
Apologies to whomever commented that but I did not read it.
Book of Revelation (The Apocalypse of John).
That shit needs to be put on screen, R rated with all the fucked up shit.
Lomaxient maybe not revelation since it was a vision. read judges, theres some (pardon the language) badasses in there. shamgar, ehud, gideon, samson, deborah. or maybe the wars waged by david under king saul.
Good point! Samuel Jackson really didn't fit well into the Mace Windu role. If he were to play different Star Wars character, what do you think he would've been best at? I'm thinking possibly a smuggler like Han Solo.
A darker Beauty and the Beast would be great. I know there's the 1946 one, but a new version, I guess. I know Disney is doing a live action reboot but it probably will not stray much from the animated version.