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  • @weezyw6244
    @weezyw6244 8 лет назад +99

    "Don't fucking thank me, thank the queen"
    Most said shit ever

    • @sampson028
      @sampson028 8 лет назад +3

      Yes! I died at that line.

    • @Eurotool
      @Eurotool Год назад

      I will forever thank the queen

    • @abagel6063
      @abagel6063 Год назад

      Hasn't aged well unfortunately

  • @evana9326
    @evana9326 7 лет назад +326

    I was waiting for the "COURSE SENIOR!"

    • @winterfell9990
      @winterfell9990 6 лет назад +14

      "Course senior, go check the bathrooms"

    • @marklanston7256
      @marklanston7256 4 года назад +7

      Oh god oh fuck the memories

    • @noahharding7240
      @noahharding7240 4 года назад +2

      COURSE SENIOR YOU SOUP SANDWICH

    • @anotheruseriguess
      @anotheruseriguess 3 года назад +6

      I can still hear the staff calling "COURSE SENIOR!" every 5 minutes lmao
      You bet your ass I ran over without delay lmao

    • @jakestoko2544
      @jakestoko2544 3 года назад +4

      is pronounced “Course Wiener”

  • @saadshakeel7536
    @saadshakeel7536 6 лет назад +176

    "course senior, do you have everybody"

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 8 лет назад +392

    you guys are awesome lol. love how its just about the same as the british army

    • @Codandps3games
      @Codandps3games 7 лет назад +12

      Matsimus Gaming I found a legit comment from you.

    • @_Matsimus_
      @_Matsimus_ 7 лет назад +14

      Robbie Hamlin haha

    • @radioactiverat8751
      @radioactiverat8751 6 лет назад +17

      You have to remember canada was willing to stick to the british like stuff unlike america that broke off and became different.

    • @liammiddleton3064
      @liammiddleton3064 6 лет назад +8

      hey how similar are the Canadian army and the British army in terms of yelling and training

    • @liammiddleton3064
      @liammiddleton3064 6 лет назад +4

      im wondering cause i watched this ruclips.net/video/BVr0MUXpYmY/видео.html and someone commented and typed in this (Sorry when did the Canucks start to act like the Americans? Never had this in my day. That Lance Jack would have been punched out. Stick with the British style cousins, forget the Yankee way. It does not work.) then someone else replied to him with this (The yelling and screaming don’t work. Yes a sense of urgency and doing right. But yelling even a well trained soldier will shut off after a while. Actually a well trained soldier would just look forward and not even hear him. You need to explain what the problem is. And the old ways of I have been there is long gone. Just because something was done to him doesn’t mean it was right then either.) so it seems (if there right) that the military lost a good sense of teaching in a proper manner and there's a time to yell there's a time not to yell and im wondering if the British military is the same or has Canada lost it self and went more American

  • @Stylemaster911
    @Stylemaster911 8 лет назад +189

    the clothing stores are never open.. but go get one
    amazing

    • @PEIDanielScott
      @PEIDanielScott 8 лет назад +1

      +Steve LaForce (Richards) Ever notice all Sup Techs treat all kit as if it's theirs?

    • @charvet2013
      @charvet2013 8 лет назад

      +Daniel Scott Its because they are looking to keep it all

    • @PEIDanielScott
      @PEIDanielScott 8 лет назад +3

      True fact. All Supply Techs like to pretend everything actually belongs to them.

    • @biochtv
      @biochtv 7 лет назад +1

      "bin rat skitters by" hey man you gonna keep that old sleeping bag? ill trade ya a new one if you add some tims or a six pack in there

    • @winterfell9990
      @winterfell9990 6 лет назад +1

      And on the rare ocassion they are open they always have a "shortage" of whatever you specifically need

  • @augdog1230
    @augdog1230 8 лет назад +241

    This video gave me flashbacks to BMQ

    • @ragequitify
      @ragequitify 8 лет назад +10

      this video put me in the red...

    • @mdmossad292
      @mdmossad292 8 лет назад +10

      I'm already in the black 0.0 LMFAO

    • @Ic3monkey420
      @Ic3monkey420 7 лет назад +5

      Always in the red area. Never relax around staff

    • @user-kh1jr2nm5v
      @user-kh1jr2nm5v 6 лет назад +3

      augdog1230 that is nothing like bmq. my bmq was all cock

    • @BalrajSingh-nu9bx
      @BalrajSingh-nu9bx 6 лет назад

      augdog1230 lool

  • @JaxonKnox
    @JaxonKnox 4 года назад +65

    “Take those silly neck gators off it’s not. That. Cold.” - all of my Albertan family

  • @anotheruseriguess
    @anotheruseriguess 3 года назад +108

    "Sorry Sergeant."
    "I'm not a sorry sergeant. At least I like to think I'm not. Do I look like a sorry sergeant to you?"
    Good times.

  • @samonellauniversity1182
    @samonellauniversity1182 5 лет назад +180

    Took me a minute. I was like “why is he wearing off brand MARPAT with a beret?”
    Then I heard him pronounce an “O” and the “The Queen”. Then it came to me. They’re Canadian. It makes sense now. Like Americans but with Health Care and identity issues. Just messing around Canada. From your brother and sisters down South.

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 4 года назад +41

      Fun fact, MARPAT is derived from CADPAT :)

    • @samonellauniversity1182
      @samonellauniversity1182 4 года назад +5

      crunchwrap supreme I appreciate the most northerly US state.

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 4 года назад +5

      Sam O'Nella University ...

    • @garettegear5557
      @garettegear5557 3 года назад +11

      I was gunna say ur copy cat camo is basically our Cadpat

    • @sphinx8404
      @sphinx8404 3 года назад +2

      @@garettegear5557 but the new combats look like combat hummus...

  • @anime_all_the_time
    @anime_all_the_time 7 лет назад +96

    It's so painfully accurate. Especially the four marksmanship principals.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 лет назад +1

      aim breath squeez kill?

    • @SitInTheShayd
      @SitInTheShayd 5 лет назад +3

      Mine was characteristics of the C7

    • @landontaylor4818
      @landontaylor4818 4 года назад +3

      Aim, natural alignment, breath, squeeze and follow through master corporal!

  • @BLACKNAVYSEAL13
    @BLACKNAVYSEAL13 8 лет назад +74

    "how are you doing today, private?"
    "good sergeant. you?"
    "good good."
    goes to another private
    "how are you doing private"
    "good sergeant you?"
    "I ASKED THE FUCKING QUESTION NOT YOU."
    man that was funny af haha

  • @Eurotool
    @Eurotool Год назад +9

    "Is this PT is hard, private?"
    "Yes MCpl"
    "Then we'll have further PT tonight at 3 AM to fix that"
    "Is this PT hard, private?"
    "No MCpl"
    "Sir! They think your PT is easy! They would like some extra PT at 3 AM"

  • @tamamonomae7465
    @tamamonomae7465 7 лет назад +84

    DOWN MIDDLE DOWN MIDDLE DOWN MIDDLE DOWN MIDDLE DOWN MIDDLE DOWN MIDDLE DOWN UP... ONE
    DOWN MIDDLE DOWN MIDDLE...

  • @dakielster
    @dakielster 3 года назад +13

    "LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF COMMAND" every time a mistake is made in drill haha

    • @XDlosDominicans
      @XDlosDominicans 3 года назад +4

      that always gets followed up with "DO NOT ANTICIPATE THE WORDS OF COMMAND!" or "DO NOT MOVE BEFORE THE WORDS OF COMMAND!"

  • @jarvy251
    @jarvy251 8 лет назад +87

    The meal line chirps were perfect

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 4 года назад +81

    Theres not enough "awaille tabarnak" and "down on your face, le"

  • @xXReDRaiNXx100
    @xXReDRaiNXx100 7 лет назад +101

    How about "you got a loose thread there... doing some repelling later?"

    • @Eurotool
      @Eurotool Год назад +1

      "You think you're fucking Tarzan"

  • @kylegoodwin3233
    @kylegoodwin3233 8 лет назад +79

    I legit can vouch that I've heard everything in this video at least once IRL. haha

  • @thealliedpowers
    @thealliedpowers 7 лет назад +47

    "We were under attack and I was getting Quiznos."

  • @grantbernard3004
    @grantbernard3004 4 года назад +15

    "Don't thank me thank the Queen"

  • @realtacobell
    @realtacobell 8 лет назад +45

    Pack your ruck for a week in the field so we can unpack it at tent lines

  • @charlesfitton9677
    @charlesfitton9677 3 года назад +17

    "Beans"
    "I didn't say I wanted beans, Sgt"
    "I wasn't asking"

  • @jarquelsloom4391
    @jarquelsloom4391 8 лет назад +49

    Please do shit privates say

  • @darvis111
    @darvis111 5 лет назад +22

    "play the game!"
    "this isn't a game!"

  • @caelanrileyfriesen3659
    @caelanrileyfriesen3659 5 лет назад +12

    "alright, I have a whole bunch of VR's in here" 😂 lol literally the first week of Reg Force basic training!

  • @ryanthistle3849
    @ryanthistle3849 6 лет назад +16

    "UP DOWN, UP DOWN, RECOVER "TOO SLOW! BACK DOWN. UP DOWN, UP DOWN"

  • @SitInTheShayd
    @SitInTheShayd 5 лет назад +49

    I’m still in BMQ and this is so damn accurate

    • @benbradley8676
      @benbradley8676 5 лет назад +13

      Wait for DP1 it's even better

    • @currently7886
      @currently7886 5 лет назад +22

      Why the hell are you on RUclips, you should be shining your boots!

    • @tehyansage3721
      @tehyansage3721 2 года назад +2

      @@currently7886 more like cleaning your gun 💀

  • @tamamonomae7465
    @tamamonomae7465 7 лет назад +55

    Rest in piece private recruit bloggins

  • @kilroywuzhere1
    @kilroywuzhere1 8 лет назад +33

    recoursed one day before graduation...i love CFLRS so much...

    • @littlekipper22
      @littlekipper22 7 лет назад +6

      Max Gebeshuber how the fuck did that happen??? You get dropped cause attitude or something?

    • @MDGuildGaming
      @MDGuildGaming 6 лет назад

      And now your RCR sexy boy

    • @StankeyWang
      @StankeyWang 5 лет назад

      holy fuck thats rough, I got strep throat and bird flu during normandy and still graded. Feel for you brother

  • @Denverslopes
    @Denverslopes 7 лет назад +10

    Coming out of the change room from from pt "LISTEN TROOPS, IM GOING TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY 30 SECONDS TO UNFUCK YOURSELF....GO"

  • @darrenferguson545
    @darrenferguson545 3 года назад +7

    I did basic when CADPAT was the pattern of our helmet covers and everything else was OD green (except our black cadillacs...) and it looks like nothing's changed except the uniforms. I find that oddly comforting.

  • @sydneyhuyghe4845
    @sydneyhuyghe4845 8 лет назад +25

    Look at your collar...don't look at your collar!

  • @lifeofaldwin
    @lifeofaldwin 8 лет назад +25

    The room and relax got me LOL

  • @IceTactics
    @IceTactics 3 года назад +6

    When I was in Germany and Bulgaria I had some of the best times with the Canucks. As a native Minnesotan I convinced them to accept me as one of their own. I could never get over the fact that they called Humvees "cars" haha

  • @breannabailey2726
    @breannabailey2726 5 лет назад +11

    “you have 30 seconds to eat” this is our sgts at drill & it’s so accurate, it makes me cry

    • @pdxyyz
      @pdxyyz 3 года назад +1

      Always the first one finished at dinner. Hard to break that habit.

    • @breannabailey2726
      @breannabailey2726 3 года назад

      @@pdxyyz absolutely

  • @jiangx18
    @jiangx18 5 лет назад +10

    Balance the soup under the plate..... OMFG, my BMQ has been a lie, I can finally have soup again at the meal line.

  • @IndustrialMilitia
    @IndustrialMilitia 7 лет назад +16

    You should do "Shit Army Officers Say"

  • @TheSaren55
    @TheSaren55 8 лет назад +15

    Steal if from buddy, or go get one lmao

  • @GirlArmy21
    @GirlArmy21 5 лет назад +2

    100% true. I am a 31-year Vet. I am sending this to my son in boot camp right now. Love it.

  • @Gravja
    @Gravja 5 лет назад +5

    "Listen here troops"

  • @KallegrandStudios
    @KallegrandStudios 6 лет назад +6

    I laughed so hard when he said it wasn't that cold.

  • @protormotor1444
    @protormotor1444 8 лет назад +22

    Hilariously accurate

  • @lt_rainbowslash58
    @lt_rainbowslash58 7 лет назад +3

    8 months with the seaforths...you have given me BMQ PTSD flashbacks. Also laughed so hard. It's all so true.

    • @benjulien1829
      @benjulien1829 5 лет назад

      Lt_Rainbow Slash ehhhh I’m with the CSCOTS

  • @winterfell9990
    @winterfell9990 6 лет назад +1

    "STOP FUCKING MOVING WHILE YOURE AT ATTENTION"

  • @x-sag3272
    @x-sag3272 5 лет назад +11

    Stand up sit down, what are the principles of marksmanship 😂

  • @oshaughnessyrof5201
    @oshaughnessyrof5201 3 года назад +6

    “The clothing stores are... never open” still true surprisingly better w covid

  • @emmanuelfernandez3353
    @emmanuelfernandez3353 3 года назад +4

    I leave for BMQ in 3 weeks. This makes me even more scared to go.

    • @caelanrileyfriesen3659
      @caelanrileyfriesen3659 3 года назад +2

      No need to worry. It'll be stressful and your instructors will prob be a pain in the ass but you'll look back on it with with some good memories. Good luck!

    • @GutsAndGlory734
      @GutsAndGlory734 3 года назад +1

      How did BMQ go for you?

    • @emmanuelfernandez3353
      @emmanuelfernandez3353 3 года назад +3

      @@GutsAndGlory734 pretty good! Instructors were hard but fair, got top candidate in my platoon so I think things worked out well :)

  • @dalemcguffin8490
    @dalemcguffin8490 6 лет назад +11

    No different to the Aussie Army.

  • @MontgomeryScott123
    @MontgomeryScott123 6 лет назад +2

    Much the same as the mid 90's when I went through basic, but also different. "Some things change, and some things never do." Very funny though.

  • @Sturmdude
    @Sturmdude 4 года назад +3

    I'm American and a civilian, yet I can sense this is accurate. Also you guys do great editing.

  • @spacechimp3199
    @spacechimp3199 6 лет назад +8

    I want to be an instructor now

  • @mikemcfarlane7535
    @mikemcfarlane7535 3 года назад +1

    “In the field the mighty field the sgt sleeps tonighhhhht” lol. this was all shockingly accurate.

  • @apfelcake4528
    @apfelcake4528 4 года назад +2

    the CADPAT tells me you are canadian its so funny to get some canadian military humour lol

  • @_Jaspy_
    @_Jaspy_ 3 года назад +1

    This is universal in all armies😂

  • @macadamia668
    @macadamia668 7 лет назад +1

    I remember in Basic whenever we fucked up, instructors would usually say "Un-fucking-sat". XD

  • @AuruniTV
    @AuruniTV 3 года назад +1

    I have no live rounds, empty casings, pyrotechnics, or parts there of, in my possession, Sir

  • @JeffWybo
    @JeffWybo 3 года назад +1

    Editing on POINT ! And same with all the day in the life !

  • @ryanmckenzie8522
    @ryanmckenzie8522 5 лет назад +2

    Look at ur boots don’t look at ur boots... literally my life

  • @RussellStudiosUSA
    @RussellStudiosUSA 4 года назад +1

    “Hurry up and wait”

  • @RY0404
    @RY0404 6 лет назад +5

    The real question is, how much cereal did he get?

  • @jacobcollins6500
    @jacobcollins6500 4 года назад +1

    "if your walking your WRONG"

  • @UnVictor
    @UnVictor 5 лет назад

    You forgot one “you know what? This private’s a good one. He’s not a fuck up, like someone I know.”

  • @mrgamingking18
    @mrgamingking18 7 лет назад +4

    UP DOWN UP DOWN............... STAND UP

    • @currently7886
      @currently7886 5 лет назад

      UP DOWN UP DOWN! RECOVER! TOO SLOW! DOWN UP DOWN....

    • @riserevelation8471
      @riserevelation8471 3 года назад

      I was waiting for half up down half up down

  • @callumandrecyk2965
    @callumandrecyk2965 3 года назад +1

    1:42 is the most accurate

  • @liamking4180
    @liamking4180 3 года назад +1

    It's exactly like this, jus did my basic this summer and I laughed so hard 😂

  • @Shaheer23khan
    @Shaheer23khan 7 лет назад +4

    they just wanna put pressure on u

  • @arisenleaf
    @arisenleaf 5 лет назад

    Every question was either a trick question or sarcasm.

  • @JCRF
    @JCRF 7 лет назад +1

    That part when Pte Dewell get's roasted for not going on course.

  • @Jackson-id2nz
    @Jackson-id2nz 4 года назад +1

    Can you join the caf with adhd. I don’t take meds. And Because of my adhd I do well in a structured environment. It helps me focus on multiple things at once and multitask and be aware of things going on around me while I focus on a specific task. I used to take meds and I felt no different when I was on them or off them. To me adhd is a gift and helps me

    • @JimboDaHobo
      @JimboDaHobo 4 года назад

      I'm not sure but you'd be able to ask a recruiting center and they'd be happy to answer any questions you might have, it's possible that without the meds they might not let you but if you end up taking meds it may be a different story, tons of people take meds for different things in the CAF but I dont know what goes and what doesn't personally.

  • @Jamesmartens55
    @Jamesmartens55 6 лет назад

    "I had the craziest dream! We were under attack, and I was getting Quizno's!" I fucking died.

  • @buckley7806
    @buckley7806 2 года назад

    “look at you collar… dont look at your fucking collar”

  • @Jason-ph3ku
    @Jason-ph3ku 3 года назад

    "COURSE SENIOR!"- Most common line from BMQ

  • @math2222322
    @math2222322 5 лет назад +5

    It's a bit different for me since i had it in french... but it's just as much bullshit XD

    • @XDlosDominicans
      @XDlosDominicans 3 года назад

      I did BMQ in English, though I consider myself Franco, don't ask how I ended up on an Anglo platoon lol, had a MCpl that was Quebecois & the 'tabarnaks', 'ostis', 'criss', 'aweille' mixed in whenever he spoke English was amazing. I loved when he was marching NCO. He was always cool & we constantly chatted shit with him

  • @nevermore2817
    @nevermore2817 6 лет назад

    When they started talking about winter I can agree it’s not THAT bad it’s nice

  • @BennettDaniel
    @BennettDaniel Год назад

    I'll thank the king now

  • @MissVirginVideos
    @MissVirginVideos 5 лет назад +4

    I think it was a good idea to allow you guys to grow a beard

  • @blaiseballantyne8871
    @blaiseballantyne8871 2 года назад

    Some of the things in here they said and did to us in bold eagle😭🤣

  • @kinghandicapper4237
    @kinghandicapper4237 4 года назад

    During ruck march PT
    Instructor says "who wants a break". Students "me".
    Instructor says "break it into double time".

  • @k1llbox
    @k1llbox 5 лет назад +4

    This *literally* G.T. in a nutshell

    • @DIY_DISASTERZ
      @DIY_DISASTERZ 4 года назад

      This was like BDC at Vernon for me

  • @XDlosDominicans
    @XDlosDominicans 3 года назад

    1:43 I did BMQ during winter... man how accurate it was for our first ruckmarch...

  • @KILO993
    @KILO993 3 года назад

    Omglol this was too real haha.
    Was waiting for them to hand out Red Chits and maybe one Blue Chit to the course top candidate lol

  • @MegaWolfgang
    @MegaWolfgang 6 лет назад +2

    LOL. This brings back memories.

  • @Idc14999
    @Idc14999 3 года назад

    Everytime getting ripped then they ask you how your day or course was right after 😂

  • @ericli6339
    @ericli6339 3 года назад

    Doing BMQ 0881 Chiliwack, pretty true!

  • @bynturong
    @bynturong 4 года назад

    The way they look at you... so accurate.

  • @CrazyCannuk804
    @CrazyCannuk804 7 лет назад

    The guy on the left, looks like my old section commander during SQ/PP1 in 04

  • @liamking4180
    @liamking4180 3 года назад

    My co always said "don't thank me thank my recruiter"

  • @russki4780
    @russki4780 2 года назад

    "DOONUUT ! DOONUT! DOONUT !"

  • @gabrielhonsinger1348
    @gabrielhonsinger1348 8 лет назад +1

    "Do you know what a soup sandwich is, Private?"
    "It's a goddamned mess, Sergeant!"
    "You're goddamned right it's a fucking mess, It's a goddamned soup sandwich!!!"

    • @infiniumgaming
      @infiniumgaming 8 лет назад

      +Gabriel Honsinger I figured I knew who this was when I read that. Meaford.. about a month ago. I was there. Pain Train all the way.

    • @gabrielhonsinger1348
      @gabrielhonsinger1348 8 лет назад

      +Infinium Gaming well goddamn, who is this?

    • @infiniumgaming
      @infiniumgaming 8 лет назад

      One shall never know.

    • @gabrielhonsinger1348
      @gabrielhonsinger1348 8 лет назад +2

      +Infinium Gaming Is it Fancy Feast?

    • @nobodyspecial2376
      @nobodyspecial2376 8 лет назад +2

      Small world :P

  • @MrCycled
    @MrCycled 2 года назад

    lol 30min for lunch.. US army be like you have 5min and its not a meal its a booster LETS GO

  • @Marbledesertproductions
    @Marbledesertproductions 4 года назад

    "Don't thank me, thank the fucking queen!"
    Lol.
    My dad has said worse.

  • @blacksunapocalypse
    @blacksunapocalypse 3 года назад

    Well I certainly don't miss that.

  • @justinbrown8759
    @justinbrown8759 4 года назад

    Been out for a few years but still funny as shit

  • @jacobchevalier1909
    @jacobchevalier1909 4 года назад

    He’s right though it doesn’t look that cold

  • @samkupper
    @samkupper 3 года назад

    Yeah pretty much

  • @BTpaintballer
    @BTpaintballer 7 лет назад

    I remember when I got a baked potato the the MCpl asked baked or mashed I asked for mashed....

  • @michaeldorosh5047
    @michaeldorosh5047 8 лет назад +2

    Amazing

  • @Ludamus
    @Ludamus 8 лет назад +2

    so when does the next one come out

  • @newnamesameperson397
    @newnamesameperson397 3 года назад

    Bro this shit translates to any army

  • @robertmaheu7583
    @robertmaheu7583 3 года назад

    these toons are hilarious