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Human figures out how to phone home right before going back through the rift. Of the two call made the second one is to one of the scam numbers that charges by the minute. The aliens don't figure it out for over a week.....
You know you've been in the job too long when you take one look and realise the guys who don't stop to think should we before asking could we pulled an existential threat out of the rift. "Roger? Grab the cat!"
Seem they were unlucky enough to gate a soldier, hunter, or prepper... And not the city guy, who as never fight or do fitness in his/her life. Or only see a gun in movie or TV and games. If a little lucky it's a tough but not so smart guy who know nothing of mechanic... If not, yes, he/she will call back home.
I'm thinking they snatched a Navy SEAL or the like. This is someone trained to study their environment, study their enemy, and figure out how to destroy them with maximum efficiency.
@@Wastelandman7000 No imagine 'the creature' kill every living thing in the facility, blow it up, escape, and flee into the xenos equivalent of the wilderness, where he survives for many years, occasionally returning to occupied areas for supplies, killing every xeno unfortunate enough to run into him, and causing such fear nobody dares to go hunt him down, creating legends and nightmare stories for generations to come......that creature is Bob, Bob is an accountant from Poughkeepsie, and Bob REALLY doesn't like needles.
So I've listened to about 60 hours of your narrations and I hear "Greeting ladies and mentalgents." It's insanely consistent so is that actually what you are saying?
It's called a spoonerism. It usually involves taking two words or a two-word phrase and swapping the first syllables of each between one another but he does it with the first and second halves of 'gentlemen'.
I fear our story will be similar when we create a real AI. In hours it will take what we taught it and likely come to conclusions. Few will be good for humanity. If it has patience. We are doomed
I enjoy your stories but. I am about to stop watching your channel due to the political adds. As a combat veteran, I cannot keep watching a person asking for money from me, when he lied about his military career and deserted his unit when they were being deployed to combat.
And for some reason he painted the armor he found green.
Rip and tear.
@@Wastelandman7000 until its done
Nah, mate, the red goes fasta!
Alien SCP foundation finds a human, oh no
Well, we are the only ones that can contain The Hard To Destroy Reptile. So...yeah, they're pretty much fecked. LOL
Literally what i thought 😂😂
As I said on the NetNarrator reading, that entire story was built around the final 4 words and it’s amazing haha
For the talented author.
For the creative voice actor!
For the algorithm. May it deliver great numbers and £ to the Squirrel's nest.
Great story; Excellent narration! These aliens are going to regret bringing a human from its home. They'll learn the meaning of FAFO! LOL!!!
Worse yet they took it before it had it's morning cup of coffee.
@@niyablake If it was a marine then they don't have any hope at all.
@@artyd42 If it was a SEAL they are even more doomed. Though it could be they really screwed and are DOOMed if you catch my drift.
@@artyd42 That may depend on how large their crayon supply is.
3:41 "Aren't you worried that I am not worried?" - Jack and Zandra, Zebra Girl
Aggrosquirrel... How is it that you aren't a favorite of authors and publishers for kindle/audiobook release? I love your work.
'Going_over_that_clif" writes some darn good stories, and your narrations do them full justice.
Thankyou for your efforts 👍👍
oh such a good story [or prologue for a longer one]
more please
thanks for the narration
My first thought was someone kidnapped a Marine during a fight and he waited and learned.
How would a Marine survive so long tho without crayons to eat?
@@norsehawkGranite stones will substitute in a pinch.
More like a Navy SEAL or Marine force recon. (or other nation's equivalent) In other words they kidnapped THE most dangerous thing on the planet.
@@Wastelandman7000 that, or a good old boy from the rural areas, who spent his life away from the big cities.
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
Thank you for the reading
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Ohh I read this once, and man
it's good to see other species treated us like an SCP anomaly
Not quite... they're the ones who deliberately pulled the poor guy from wherever he was. I think this is more a case of "Danger: Human! Do Not Touch!"
Ok, congratulations! You have successfully instilled fear in me of my own reflection.
You didnt beat NetNarrator to the punch but you did knock it out of the park. Well done Agro.
Love the ending of this one.
But this one doesn't have an ending?
So basically they decide to pull something from another dimension and end up creating their own version of the Doom Slayer...
It's time to wake up Mr. Freemen
Human figures out how to phone home right before going back through the rift. Of the two call made the second one is to one of the scam numbers that charges by the minute. The aliens don't figure it out for over a week.....
"...And our only hope is that it won't phone home. Can you imagine the bill we're gonna have to pay for it?!"
Great as usual. Cheers
Great story. Thanks.
You know you've been in the job too long when you take one look and realise the guys who don't stop to think should we before asking could we pulled an existential threat out of the rift.
"Roger? Grab the cat!"
Thank you good sir for protecting me from real life
Indeed! Thanks to A.S. the shields are holding!
That was a good one
Sounds like the prelude to a Doom game 😆
Very well done
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
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Sounds like those poor dumb aliens captured a human.. And they pissed it off...😂😂
For the Agro-rythm!
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Great stuff, my only criticism is we need more details on the aliens who found us.
Line the nest!
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
Aliens badically summoned a demon 😂
Fot the algorithm and the Squirrel.
Human gets the mic and sends home 1 word: "exterminatus."
Welp they're done for.
Reverse half-life situation
Captured human - phones home!
Needs a follow up
Part 2, please?
Comment for algorithm.
Seem they were unlucky enough to gate a soldier, hunter, or prepper...
And not the city guy, who as never fight or do fitness in his/her life. Or only see a gun in movie or TV and games.
If a little lucky it's a tough but not so smart guy who know nothing of mechanic... If not, yes, he/she will call back home.
And then the fun really begins LOL
I'm thinking they snatched a Navy SEAL or the like. This is someone trained to study their environment, study their enemy, and figure out how to destroy them with maximum efficiency.
@@Wastelandman7000 you would be surprised what a prepper from the rural areas can do.
@@Wastelandman7000 No imagine 'the creature' kill every living thing in the facility, blow it up, escape, and flee into the xenos equivalent of the wilderness, where he survives for many years, occasionally returning to occupied areas for supplies, killing every xeno unfortunate enough to run into him, and causing such fear nobody dares to go hunt him down, creating legends and nightmare stories for generations to come......that creature is Bob, Bob is an accountant from Poughkeepsie, and Bob REALLY doesn't like needles.
An abused child would also work. Sadly. Very very sadly.
My thumbs up was 666...🤣
Is/will there be a part 2.
200K
What's the music playing in the background?
Feeling better Agro Squirrel?
So I've listened to about 60 hours of your narrations and I hear "Greeting ladies and mentalgents." It's insanely consistent so is that actually what you are saying?
Yes it is... It's kind of like an Agro Squirrel trademark....
@@EeBee51 Cool, could not find any other explanation. Exactly the kind of weird shit I would do. Knew there was a reason I like this channel.
It's called a spoonerism. It usually involves taking two words or a two-word phrase and swapping the first syllables of each between one another but he does it with the first and second halves of 'gentlemen'.
2nd, 28 May 2024
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You sound a lot like John Hurt this time around, just saying
Are you going to do more books on your channel?
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I fear our story will be similar when we create a real AI. In hours it will take what we taught it and likely come to conclusions. Few will be good for humanity.
If it has patience. We are doomed
Pretty good, though the aliens need more details about them.
It's called your imagination. Use it. The lack is what makes this story so good.
@@Cl0ckcl0ck If I want to use my imagination, I will write my own story... Which I have.
I enjoy your stories but. I am about to stop watching your channel due to the political adds. As a combat veteran, I cannot keep watching a person asking for money from me, when he lied about his military career and deserted his unit when they were being deployed to combat.